Aztec videogame when?

Aztec videogame when?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2383240/Ecumene_Aztec/
    two more years

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty soon
    people are starting to focus their attention on these settings which are filled with good potential
    not just aztecs but lots of different South American settings

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >different South American settings
      i only know the Incas from south america and thats it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the patagonia is a great setting for some horror slop
        imagine after months of traveling the sea you arrive to a land of giant bonfires where human-like creatures lurk the night

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think this would have happened if the aztecs were let alone for another 100 years

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Possibly only if they still met/traded with developed civs. Just giving them an extra century doesn't guarantee they figure out metal working

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. You need to remember Aztecs lived in the tropics.
          People in really hot climates usually avoid enclosing armor like that.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sumerian game when
    scythia when

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you and your horse

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao what a larp. Like 300 armored Spaniards took down tens of thousands of Aztec morons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lmao what a larp. Like 300 armored Spaniards took down tens of thousands of Aztec morons.
      80% of the Aztecs died of spanish aids, and the Spanish had like 60 tribes sick of the Aztecs being bullies join them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even more pathetic that some little microbes killed them off.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Tenochtitlan and the surrounding lands had a pop of 2 million by the estimate of Cortez's men. There is absolutely no way they would've conquered them alone, without disease playing a big part and without courting all these people that'd been under their heel for a hundred years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it didn't count because you used tactics that I don't like
        hate the game not the player thirdie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spanish gays bugged the system and insta killed all the aztecs by just getting to Mexico (spanish sickness is op)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h they had bats with obsidian blades like in the OP
      there are european records of them cutting spaniard horses in half with these things, obsidian is one of the sharpest things on the planet and severs shit on a molecular level, still used by surgeons today
      fricking obsidian weapons, can you imagine, they used volcanic glass and knew how moron sharp it was
      they had atlatls for launching spears with force, these frickers were scary

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        true bro i chopped a tank in half with my obsidian katana while liberating ukraine

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. moron
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macuahuitl

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wikipedia

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My guy that description of a horse getting cut in half is from Diaz and what he's talking about is not in battle it's some servants using one to saw the head off a dead horse over an hour or so.

        Obsidian is very sharp, but very brittle and would absolutely shatter on chainmail like in the picture without piercing it. Aztecs had no metal armor at all so it wasn't a concern, but the Spaniards could be swarmed by 3 or 4 and simply would not go down.

        I'm guessing you're half meming this shit but if you really are some Mexican trying to glorify your ancestors you need to focus on different aspects of Azteca stuff because they did not stack up well as warriors against the Spaniards, either in the Spanish sources or in the very rare native sources.

        Also to answer the OP there is a game coming out about being an Aztec warrior in the Cortez era, it looks like pretty shitty shovelware but it does exist.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My guy that description of a horse getting cut in half is from Diaz and what he's talking about is not in battle it's some servants using one to saw the head off a dead horse over an hour or so.
          No the cut was a clean one in one swing, which is pretty impressive considering the macuahuitl was used to maim the opponent and sacrifice it later, not really designed to kill

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, I want you to really think about what it would take to chop off a horse head. If you tried it in one clean swing, the obsidian would shatter instantly. Sawing it over an hour sounds like reality

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah man I'm not a beaner or anything, the fact that they used obsidian weapons is chad shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >weapons made from glass
            >chad
            No that sounds really dumb and lazy. Just sharpen a rock and attach it to a stick; it'll last you longer.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can't surgically dismember someone on an atomic scale with a rock

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can kill a homie with a stick and frick his b***h. That's all you need.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't do it with an obsidian block either.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they should have used spears and bows instead of clubs like moronic cavemen

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they did, even had scabbard-like tube things for spear-launching
          bows, too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can love meso-american history all you want but the reality is that the aztec empire was fricked before the spanish came
      >Weak leadership
      >terrible environmentalists, and climate change made people starve
      >government was tyrannical (google what the tribute states needs to give the triple alliance)
      the spanish were just fire that blew the powder-keg.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you say climate change, do you stuff like deforestation and hunting animals to extinction? Because I doubt the Aztecs were dealing with climate change in the modern sense

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        environmentalists, and climate change made people starve
        what the hell are you talking about, tenochtitlan was a godlike city fricked by the spanish gays

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're willing to settle for the mayans instead, try this kino

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's worse?
    >Blacks thinking they were Egyptian Pharaohs
    >Natives thinking they were formidable opponents against the Colonizers
    >Asians thinking they'll ever become capitalist technological superpowers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thinking they were Egyptian Pharaohs

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expedition Conquistador.
    Haven't actually played it tbh. Seems neat. Playing Rome now. Viking one seems boring.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be hella racist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey my grandma had a carpet with that arm pattern.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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