Nobody is obsessed with him, he’s just a lolcow so we laugh at him
Also I hate him more for what he did to the rom hacking community than for any genwar shit. If anything that one AW roastie who used to post her nudes here is responsible for more moronic genwarring than jan
You mean when someone like you posts a photo of him in a Johto hate thread saying he's your God, and proceed to samegay reply with kneeling .jpgs?
How is that us being obsessed? That's YOU worshipping a nerd that cheats his nuzlocke runs.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
How can one cheat in a single player game? Does he do retries when his pokémon die like what Jadenanimations did with her platinum run?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>hacks rare candies in >hacked in a Slowbro with perfect IVs >had to make an 'apology' video claiming he didn't know how those IVs got there
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>lying about shit you don't like >in other threads, lying about Johto to make it look good
Yep, just another typical gen 2 thread.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hi Jan, ur ugly asf + ywnbapn + Johto > Unova + cope and seethe
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wow, typical millennial seethe. This is a zoomer franchise btw.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>> Typical millenial seethe > Anon seething uses zoomerspeak to rant
Are you moronic lil bro? > This is a zoomer franchise
Much like zoomette's pussy, pokémon also belongs to the millenials lil bro, sorry.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nobody uses "ywnba" except shitennials and zoomers trying to fit in here. >1996
Zoomer franchise.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Only boomers and gen Xers use the ywnbaw meme though it was popularized by the Gen Xer who did the what is a woman movie.
It being launched in 1996 means only Millenial kids experienced pokémania, yes. I'm sorry you weren't born yet for that zoomie but your generation at least has the minecraft boom going for them. It's better than gen alpha's Five Nights at Freddy's nonsense.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>zoomers experienced the best gens, 3-5
based
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
3-5 were decent I'll give you that but the first gen was the peak of the franchise, not just for the games but all the rumours and hype around it. > Gen 1
Pokémania, everyone hyped and everyone talking about Pokémon 24/7 > Gen 2
Games aren't as good but everyone still watch the show > Gen 3
Not being able to transfer mons killed pokémania and RS being worse games than Crystal, at least Emerald was an improvement overall > Gen 4
Again two steps forward and three steps back, base DP suck ass but the mining minigame is based. The spinoff golden era starts with the gen 3->4 transition overall the best games in the franchise (Explorers of Sky, Shadows of Almia, Conquest were all kino). > gen 5
Pretty good JRPGs but tards got alienated because you couldn't use older mons. BW2's PWT is probably the best battle facility to date.
All things considered I guess zoomerd had a good time growing up.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
gen 2 is when kids stopped watching the show. togepi and the baby garbage made it the baby games in school
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Most people dropped the show when they changed the main cast.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> base DP suck ass
Twitter narrative tbh
In many ways DP was better than everything that came before it
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> twitter narrative
Sorry sinnohfetus but that's the truth. > in many ways DP was better than everything that came before it > Doesn't mention a single thing
They were slow as frick, prior to gen 4 coming out gen 2 was the slow generation with XP bars taking ages but DP was slow all around.
Plus, the starters are a downgrade to gen 3 starters, even the "coolest" gen 4 starter Infernape felt like an off-brand copy of Blaziken.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It isn’t, everything twitter believes is false > They were slow as frick
Meme criticism, all pokemon games are slow and DP isn’t even close to being the worst offender > the starters are a downgrade to gen 3 starters
Holy mother of shit taste kek. Torterra is to this day the best starter ever designed
DP were universally loved on release for a reason
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> Meme criticism, all pokemon games are slow and DP isn’t even close to being the worst offender
False. It even felt slower coming from gen 3 that runs at 60 fps to gen 4 running at sub 30 fps and frequent slowdowns in battles and the "saving a lot of data" shit. > Holy mother of shit taste kek. Torterra is to this day the best starter ever designed
DP were universally loved on release for a reasonHoly mother of shit taste kek. Torterra is to this day the best starter ever designed
This is 100% fanfic, Torterra is a shittier Venusaur and it can't even do its job of countering Empoleon since it dies to Ice beam. > DP were universally loved on release for a reason
No they weren't, they were universally panned for being a downgrade from Emerald, being slower and needing to upgrade hardware to an NDS.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Look at old reviews and ratings. They were universally loved. RS were attacked for being a downgrade from Crystal, DP never had such backlash. Nobody was calling DP slow until a youtube bawd made a video about it. It’s 100% nocebo effect bullshit.
In fact a youtuber made a video measuring how much time in takes to go to the 2nd gym in every pokemon game, and DP and BDSP took the exact same time which proves their engines have the exact same speed. > Torterra is a shittier Venusaur
Again you have shit tastes
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Look at old reviews and ratings. They were universally loved. RS were attacked for being a downgrade from Crystal, DP never had such backlash. Nobody was calling DP slow until a youtube bawd made a video about it. It’s 100% nocebo effect bullshit.
I don't need to look at old reviews lil bro I lived through that transition and experienced DP being shittier than Emerald just like base RS were a downgrade from Crystal which I also mentioned btw. I get it, you're a sinnohfetus and have an autistic connection to your first games but I'm just stating facts. > Again you have shit tastes
Not an argument, I'm speaking facts, Venusaur is universally more popular than Torterra. And everyone back then mentioned how it was just a rehashed Venusaur but with a tree instead of a flower and without the cool dinosaur parts, just a turtle.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> I lived through that transition
What a coincidence, I did as well, and experienced the fact that DP were universally loved on release, that they made pokemon popular again for a time, that everyone had them and loved them. Hell, people even played gen 3 games to import the regis and other stuff into DP and not a single sound was there pointing out a difference in speed, funny how that works.
So it’s your voice against mine, with all old reviews and ratings supporting mine. > I'm speaking facts
Nah
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> What a coincidence, I did as well, and experienced the fact that DP were universally loved on release, that they made pokemon popular again for a time,
that everyone had them and loved them.
This is false, you're just a sinnohfetus. > Hell, people even played gen 3 games to import the regis and other stuff into DP and not a single sound was there pointing out a difference in speed, funny how that works.
Yeah because gen 3 is fun and can be replayed and finished in 4-6 hours due to it not being slow as frick. There were plenty of reviews mentioning how slow it was in comparison to gen 3 and how it lacked any kind of puzzle like the regi puzzle. > So it’s your voice against mine, with all old reviews and ratings supporting mine.
Post a review from back then, they would be magazine reviews obviously any internet review is historic revisionism or shills.
Common consensus between older fans had always been that those games were slow as frick and everyone dreaded the surf segments of Gen 4.
I can bet you were born in 98 or later since you were a toddler when playing sinnoh.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>This is false, you're just a sinnohfetus
Nice argument, unfortunately for you it's true and unlike your own claim i can back it up. You're probably some toddler who grew up with gens 6+ and is now trying to shill the "some of the old games were bad too" narrative to defend your slop. >There were plenty of reviews mentioning how slow it was in comparison to gen 3
Link them >Post a review from back then
https://archive.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/diamond/reviews/diamondstrev1.html
https://archive.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/diamond/reviews/diamondstrev2.html
https://archive.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/diamond/reviews/diamondrdrev1.html >Common consensus between older fans had always been that those games were slow as frick and everyone dreaded the surf segments of Gen 4.
This is the revisionism. Nobody was saying this before 2017
The new games are also shit though, the switch era has easily been the worst era for Pokémon mainline.
No shit, but how is that related to speed you fricking moron?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Damn, look at all that content Sinnoh has.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ikr. Sinnoh objectively has the most content out of any region.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What do DP even have as content? A shitty battle tower and some roaming legends? At least Platinum has the frontier and other quests.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Thanks for proving that Gen 4 slop are significantly slower than gen 1-3.
I was born in 92 so I'm a bonafide genwunner but I'm to old to get into silly genwars, I recognise most people are the most attached to the games they played as kids.
Why are you defending gen 4 saying it's just as slow as the switch era games? Nobody says those games are optimosed or run fast, PLA was so shit that they included a sub 10 fps mon in the trailer and everyone laughed at it. > Post reviews
I trashed my old game magazines more than a decade ago
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Thanks for proving that Gen 4 slop are significantly slower than gen 1-3
Ah yes, because two completely different storylines can absolutely be compared to establish engine speed. Thank for establishing the fact that you're the most moronic user on this board. >I'm to old to get into [what i've been doing for 30 minutes that i myself started]
Right. >Nobody says those games are optimosed or run fast
Many people claim DP or gen 4 are slower than the modern games, and pretty much everyone agrees that engine wise gen 9 is slower than gen 8. In fact, unlike DP's, SV's engine has actually been criticized at launch.
What do DP even have as content? A shitty battle tower and some roaming legends? At least Platinum has the frontier and other quests.
Contests
Underground
Secret bases
Ball capsules
Poketech
VS Seeker
Poke radar
Honey trees
Berry farming
Outbreaks
Dual slot encounters
Main game content is bigger than anything before as proved by the fact that you're higher level when you get to the league (even counting Red as Johto's final boss), AND in addition to that also having more post game
Off the top of my head
Who are you arguing against? Nobody even mentioned the switch games and your graph shows that gen 4 are significantly slower than gen 1-3, you just proved the genwunner's point.
Again, you're comparing games with completely a completely different plot. It doesn't have anything to do with speed, Sinnoh just has more stuff to do before the 2nd gym. You're moronic.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Many people claim DP or gen 4 are slower than the modern games
Not me though, why do you bring it up? > You've been genwarring for the past 30 minutes
Nope, just stating facts and you got autistically triggered by them. It's ok lil bro, you're valid and most people also like the first games they played the most. > Ah yes, because two completely different storylines can absolutely be compared to establish engine speed. Thank for establishing the fact that you're the most moronic user on this board.
Post a comparison about saving speed, surf speed, xp bar or health bar speed then and you'll realise gen 4 are significantly slower.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Not me though
It's almost like standards for what is "slow" or "fast" always varies and isn't consistent among the people calling DP slow. Hmmm it's almost like it's a meme being parroted around and carried by nocebo effect. >Nope, just [did exactly what you discribed but worded in a way that makes me look good]
Insightful! >Post a comparison about these things i cherrypicked
I'm not gonna do that. However you can have comparisons about things *i* cherrypicked instead if you want!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah the battle transition never bothered me it's the health bars that annoy me.
My main gripe was that I played a lot of competitive back in gen 4 and OHKOing a Blissey felt eternal.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
me when snorlax uses rest in gsc
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes, I also mentioned that gen 2 were slow as well
> twitter narrative
Sorry sinnohfetus but that's the truth. > in many ways DP was better than everything that came before it > Doesn't mention a single thing
They were slow as frick, prior to gen 4 coming out gen 2 was the slow generation with XP bars taking ages but DP was slow all around.
Plus, the starters are a downgrade to gen 3 starters, even the "coolest" gen 4 starter Infernape felt like an off-brand copy of Blaziken.
and were considered the slowest before gen 4 came out.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>health bar speed
gen 2 has slower hp bars than gen 4
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
And I also mentioned gen 2 was considered the slowest previous to gen 4? Did you miss that? The XP bar felt eternal in gen 2
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes, I also mentioned that gen 2 were slow as well [...] and were considered the slowest before gen 4 came out.
My dude, it's a contradiction.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
How is it a contradiction to recognise two generations had slow UI? Contradiction to what? I'm not defending gen 2 nor saying they were fast.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> Contests
Inferior to Hoenn > Underground
Pretty based as I mentioned above, I enjoy autistically mining for fossils, that's kino and the main reason I bought BDSP just to mine again. > Secret bases
Inferior to Hoenn's and part of the underground, the spiritomb quest is fun if you had friends. > Ball capsules
This is grasping at straws, that's like saying buying clothes is content in the new games but it was fun to see new animations although that made battles even slower. > Poketech
Some apps were fun > VS Seeker
Gen 3 already implemented that > Poke radar
Really fun, I never quite managed to be skilled enough to shiny hunt but it was a good mechanic, I'd say only dexnav is better but overall a good addition to the franchise > Honey trees
Kinda irrelevant once you caught cherrim and a female combee, I already had multiple snorlax from gen 3 so I could just breed for munchlax > Berry farming
Already present in gen 3 as well > Outbreaks
Kino, we need more seasonal/weekly events to make the game and region feel alive > Dual slot encounters
Kino, encourages veterans to play the games and we get rewards.
You seem to be under the impression that I hate the games buddy, I don't, I enjoyed them but I'm just not overly attached to them.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Inferior to Hoenn
Subjective, also that's not the point since we're talking about content being there >This is grasping at straws
No, ball capsules are a major thing that should have carried on to every game after DP >I'd say only dexnav is better
Dexnav is qolgay garbage >Kinda irrelevant once you experienced the content
Yeah that's how content works >You seem to be under the impression that I hate the games buddy
No, you asked for content so i gave examples of content
Yeah the battle transition never bothered me it's the health bars that annoy me.
My main gripe was that I played a lot of competitive back in gen 4 and OHKOing a Blissey felt eternal.
At least you can OHKO a Blissey in gen 4 since you have close combat. Fun fact! Gens 3 and 5 HP bars are only TWICE as fast as gens 2 and 4 ones. So if you brick break Blissey, bring it down to 1/4, then it soft boils and you brick break again, you in fact took more time to kill it than you would have in gen 4.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> No, ball capsules are a major thing that should have carried on to every game after DP
Yes I fricking hate GF and their asymmetric design bullshit. They can the best features and implement and keep moronic ones. PSS was the best multiplayer interface and they had to shit the bed with the plaza shit and everything else since has been inferior. > No, you asked for content so i gave examples of content
I meant it in the post-game content kind of way. What else is there to do after you get the natdex? > Fun fact! Gens 3 and 5 HP bars are only TWICE as fast as gens 2 and 4 ones.
Thanks for conceding this fact.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I meant it in the post-game content kind of way
Like half of the things i listed are post game locked, and literally all of them are available in the post game. Sinnoh was also the first region to have an actual post game area (unless you count Kanto in Johto and the Sevii islands in frlg) >Thanks for conceding this fact
Yes, turns out every single video game in existence has slow parts, and they're more noticeable when you have brain damaged morons on twitter pointing them out all the time and using them as examples to claim that "the whole game is slow".
They talk a lot about DP's surf speed but i don't see many people mention RSE's underwater speed hmmmm? Or the fact that running shoes are disabled indoors making indoors speed the same as the DP surfing speed since the problem was that it was put on the walking speed, you know, the only one that's allowed indoors in gen 3.
But what is unique to DP? Radar, Underground and Ball Capsules?
Mythics being event only really fricked gen 4, they could've added obscure quests like the regis in gen 3 for Darkrai, Arceus, Regigigas and Arceus. Just having an item or migrating mons seems trivial in comparison.
>But what is unique to DP?
Like half of the things you mentioned? And why does it have to be unique? The only other game with VS Seeker is frlg which doesn't have a lot of the "non unique" stuff i mentioned, so if you want it all in one game DPPt is all you have.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Idk buddy if I get the itch to play Sinnoh I'd rather replay Pt than base DP.
Are you sincerely going to ignore Emerald's Frontier whent talking about postgame?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Idk buddy if I get the itch to play Sinnoh I'd rather replay Pt than base DP
Yeah third versions tend to do that >Are you sincerely going to ignore Emerald's Frontier whent talking about postgame?
I'm gonna be honest the battle frontier is probably the only thing Emerald has over DP excluding minor shit like the elite 4 music being the gym leader music in DP.
But even then there are some ways in which DP's battle tower actually improved upon Emerald's facilities. >You're automatically scaled down to level 50, no need to grind your whole team to the same level anymore >Physical special split allowing more pokemon to hit harder, a huge deal for battle facilities >Adding onto the previous point: many strong offensive moves, items and abilities were introduced in gen 4. Those pesky double team spamming Chansey in the Emerald battlle frontier? In DP you get no guard dynamic punch Machamp. Boom. What item do i give my Alakazam in gen 3? Or any fast special sweeper for that matter? I guess i'll go with some suboptimal shit like shell bell or leftovers since there's nothing else. Let's look at gen 4 now. Life orb, choise specs, choice scarf, focus sash. Boom. My Alakazam has items now.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
But what is unique to DP? Radar, Underground and Ball Capsules?
Mythics being event only really fricked gen 4, they could've added obscure quests like the regis in gen 3 for Darkrai, Arceus, Regigigas and Arceus. Just having an item or migrating mons seems trivial in comparison.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Who are you arguing against? Nobody even mentioned the switch games and your graph shows that gen 4 are significantly slower than gen 1-3, you just proved the genwunner's point.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
jfc SM and USUM are fricking dogshit games lmao
too bad too, because it has the best region, some of the coolest pokemon, and some memorable trainers
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Did you really think nobody would check those reviews? That anon was right.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>> Hurrdurr muh twitter, nobody mentioned this before > Provides review > Combat noticeably slower than GBA
Sinnohfetus BTFOd
>> Nice argument, unfortunately for you it's true and unlike your own claim i can back it up. > Source to back up your claims contradicts you
You're a clown
>Completely ignores the fact that every review is overwhelmingly positive and that this was only ever mentioned as a minor thing
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> 3.5/5 > Overwhelmingly positive
Why must you lie so much? Just accept people have complained about it being slow even back then. You yourself proved it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>3.5/5 >Overwhelmingly positive
By the standards of pokemon games on that site it is
https://archive.rpgamer.com/pointsofview/archive/archive.cgi?mode=view_game&game=460
https://archive.rpgamer.com/pointsofview/archive/archive.cgi?mode=view_game&game=894
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Still lower than FRLG
Sinnohtards forever BTFOd
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> By the standards of pokemon games on that site it is
Nope, even Sun & Moon have a 4.5
https://archive.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/pokesunmoon/reviews/pokesunmoonstrev1.html
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>> Hurrdurr muh twitter, nobody mentioned this before > Provides review > Combat noticeably slower than GBA
Sinnohfetus BTFOd
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>> Nice argument, unfortunately for you it's true and unlike your own claim i can back it up. > Source to back up your claims contradicts you
You're a clown
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> In fact a youtuber made a video measuring how much time in takes to go to the 2nd gym in every pokemon game, and DP and BDSP took the exact same time which proves their engines have the exact same speed.
Who the frick cares about BDSP? How is this even an argument? > Ah yes, the slow as shit game and the carbon copy cashgrab are equally slow that means they weren't slow!
Are you moronic anon?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> Who the frick cares about BDSP?
The people who claim DP’s engine is slow should, since in many ways it’s DP but on the same engine as the modern games, so why is it the same speed?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The new games are also shit though, the switch era has easily been the worst era for Pokémon mainline.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>No they weren't
polls beg to differ but okay
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> Polls beg to differ
Ah yes, polls where 80% of the respondants are sinnohfetuses agree that they enjoy their first game the best what a shock!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>people love a game >this is a bad thing
weird
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>people love a game >this is a bad thing
Who are you quoting? When did I say it was bad? I'm just dropping facts: you're more likely to have your first pokémon games as your favourites. Which you do, and that's fine lil bro but that doesn't make them the best just because you're the most attached to that gen.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You like making assumptions don't ya? The fact is, dp are beloved Games and you have no arguments apart from >ermm its le nostalgia
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> The fact is, dp are beloved Games and you have no arguments apart from
DP are beloved games by Sinnohfetuses and recognized as slow slop by everyone else, yes. There's literally no reason to play DP instead of Platinum. DP's only worth and it's just Pearl actually was being the only game where you can catch glameow for your living dex prior to gen 6.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Then why does dp come in top in polls despite seen as slope by everyone else?
Are these "sinnohfetuses" some kind of silent majority?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> Then why does dp come in top in polls despite seen as slope by everyone else?
They aren't coming on top nowadays and won't in a few years, you just experienced the era when most of the active fanbase was sinnohfetuses. I lived through the age of the genwunners, Johtoddlers and Hoennbabies and have seen the popularity polls get touted as "peak of the franchise" when it's all just confirmation bias.
You'll probably start seeing XY as the best games in polls just because Kalosperms are becoming the most active part of the fanbase. > Le silent msjority meme
Nah you just suck at analyzing data and trends. Why did you get so triggered by me just stating facts though? I didn't say they were the worst games or anything (that goes to Sword and Shit, easily the worst games in the franchise).
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>They aren't coming on top nowadays
XD
https://kotaku.com/nintendo-switch-tips-joycons-bluetooth-1851413171
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
FRICK wrong link lmao
https://kotaku.com/poll-here-are-japans-top-100-video-games-of-all-time-1848275437
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> Kotaku
have a nice day troony.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> Shittaku article talking about controllers and random switch trivia
Are you moronic?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>ignoring the other link
maybe you're the moron here buddy
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can't take that poll seriously when Sword and Shit are #14.
Do you think DP are better than Platinum which is #99?
Also there's no mention of the age of the people who answered the poll, without demographic information the popularity poll is meaningless.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I can't take that poll
no arguments then
> Kotaku
have a nice day troony.
it was the first result, and the website offers the original source
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>a lot of morons like it so it's good
Same argument Johtroons use
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That anon was arguing that DP were disliked on release.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Twitter narrative tbh
Play DP without speed ups this time. Also DP, not Platinum buddy.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I did, the only slow thing I can say about dp is surfing
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the only slow thing-
Factually incorrect, but ok. Next time play on normal speed, sped.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>saging
fricking homosexual
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There’s no speedup on my ds
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I did
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
trying too hard
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The frick does ywnbapn mean?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You Want Nine Burmese Asian Pussies Now
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>How can one cheat in a single player game?
Are you stupid?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No but you certainly are.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> can't beat one of those moronic difficulty hacks because he sucks at the game > legitimately 100+ runs when a nuzlocke noob like Wolfey did it in half that > on his 151st run (not kidding), he finally wins > some other nuzlocke autists notice his Slowbro (which single-handedly saved his run at the Elite 4) has impossible IVs > this calls into question the rest of the run, especially the 31 attack IV positive nature Swellow that carried the first half > he comes out with an apology video and some bullshit excuse about misclicking on his save editor > bans any discussion of it moving forward
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>can't beat one of those moronic difficulty hacks because he sucks at the game
Neither can you. >legitimately 100+ runs when a nuzlocke noob like Wolfey did it in half that
Jan did those runs when the hack was still new. Wolfey used strats he literally helped make. >some other nuzlocke autists notice his Slowbro (which single-handedly saved his run at the Elite 4) has impossible IVs
Yeah. But they weren't perfect IVs they were completely random. >this calls into question the rest of the run, especially the 31 attack IV positive nature Swellow that carried the first half
Nobody's ever found anything suspicious about his other pokemon. He literally posted his save after completing it. Other pokemon that were way more important than his slowbro had garbage stats and he didn't change them. >he comes out with an apology video and some bullshit excuse about misclicking on his save editor
His apology video wasn't even an apology. He literally didn't give a shit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>can't beat one of those moronic difficulty hacks because he sucks at the game
Neither can you. >legitimately 100+ runs when a nuzlocke noob like Wolfey did it in half that
Jan did those runs when the hack was still new. Wolfey used strats he literally helped make. >some other nuzlocke autists notice his Slowbro (which single-handedly saved his run at the Elite 4) has impossible IVs
Yeah. But they weren't perfect IVs they were completely random. >this calls into question the rest of the run, especially the 31 attack IV positive nature Swellow that carried the first half
Nobody's ever found anything suspicious about his other pokemon. He literally posted his save after completing it. Other pokemon that were way more important than his slowbro had garbage stats and he didn't change them. >he comes out with an apology video and some bullshit excuse about misclicking on his save editor
His apology video wasn't even an apology. He literally didn't give a shit.
The Slowbro was very slightly better, but didn't affect any of the calcs. It had far from perfect IVs. >ban discussion
Lmao, his subreddit had trolls from his community about it and he made a reaction video laughing his ass off. I think people just milked the joke enough.
What did he do to the romhack community? You need to understand most people aren't obsessed with ecelebs so we are not going to know what you're talking about buddy.
>Is the sole reason why Clover isn’t more popular in the community despite objectively being the best rom hack there is >Is the reason why qolshit rare candy hacks with an official game title in their name are everywhere now >Is the reason why "gens 6+ casualization is actually LE GOOD" is such a popular opinion in the rom hacking community now, with these things being put in every hack
There simply isn’t any interesting hack coming out anymore, it’s all qolslop garbage that almost never have any fakemon and often don’t even have a new region, just soulless, dumbed down versions of game freak games. I play rom hacks to escape modern pokemon and guess what I find? That’s right, modern pokemon. In fact, I’m convinced BDSP would fit right in as a radical reddit like hack. If it was made by 5 trannies on discord instead of being an official game everyone would suck its dick.
Nothing, he's just mad his favorite Poketubers do Nuzlockes instead of gay ass randomizers and shiny hunting now.
>Is the sole reason why Clover isn’t more popular in the community despite objectively being the best rom hack there is >Is the reason why qolshit rare candy hacks with an official game title in their name are everywhere now >Is the reason why "gens 6+ casualization is actually LE GOOD" is such a popular opinion in the rom hacking community now, with these things being put in every hack
Why didn't you guys tell me he was based?
>Is the sole reason why Clover isn’t more popular in the community despite objectively being the best rom hack there is
Clover was never going to be popular because it was literally made in this shithole
Literally by just being popular so everyone tried to copy hm which meant devs cater to those kind of runs since they get exposure and get popular.
Lil OP is just mad at how trends work.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
How long until the YouTuber is canceled for pedophilia so that romhacks stop being shit?
You mean when someone like you posts a photo of him in a Johto hate thread saying he's your God, and proceed to samegay reply with kneeling .jpgs?
How is that us being obsessed? That's YOU worshipping a nerd that cheats his nuzlocke runs.
G*rms have always been the autist race anon, this isn't something new the G*rm stereotype is someone who can't understand jokes and is good at math and exact sciences but a complete sperg in other areas and require to get drunk to actually talk to other people.
>/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for jan for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual >/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for chugga for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual >/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for shofu for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual >/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for [every waifu b***h] for some reason and dickrides them despite being total punchable eceleb homosexuals
/vp/ is an eceleb board
>/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for jan for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual >/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for chugga for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual >/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for shofu for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual >/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for [every waifu b***h] for some reason and dickrides them despite being total punchable eceleb homosexuals
/vp/ is an eceleb board
>anti-johto gays sucking the wiener of a known cheater "professional nuzlocker" to own strangers on a siamese rock collecting forum
ISHIGGYDIGGY
>he thinks people are being serious and aren't just saying things to get a reaction out of you
>i'm too dumb to recognize bait >this is your fault somehow
here's a tip for the future anon: if the only praise you hear for something is that it's "based" or it "makes people seethe", it's not genuine.
It really is getting to be embarrassing now. They seem to be on the board 24/7 as well, so their entire life is posting pictures of PokemonChallenges to 'own' randoms on /vp/ just because they like a specific Pokemon game that they don't. Sad.
It's falseflagging. >if i make a thread shitting on jan, i can claim it's le johtards and have 10 active threads dedicated to my hatred of johto
I don't really get why they bother either, it's not like Gen 2 will ever not be the 2nd most beloved games after Gen 1. They're screaming into a void.
>tfw you could've fulfilled your dream of being popular yet smug epic troll by choosing to participate in some braindead fandom.
Guys, take note. You could target sonic or pvz (there's mods) fandoms and anons would post your smug grins for baits
Im glad he did that video where he basically admitted to selling out, claiming he is morally tired of that path and will bring back quality. The thing is, just as new pokemon games, he lost the soul. His audience changed so much that he himself had to change.
His content last year was trash. You can only make the same reactions giving the same advice and vapid, surface level video essays on speedrunning you have no experience in so many times before people get bored. The best video was Garbage Green, which he beat over a year prior to uploading.
Now that he's back to streaming R&B, it's worth tuning back in.
I still remember when I was watching a Pokemon Challenges stream. My dad came in and said "wow, Pokemon sure has changed since Gold and Silver." I said "hey moron, he's streaming Blue Kaizo." He said "w-well frick you too, zoomer!" and slammed the door shut. Man, childhood was the best.
A generic eceleb that made johtoddlers seethe because he criticized Johto and his audience of gen A kids who didn't play GSC nor HGSS as toddlers can se how flawed these games are.
In retrospect if johtoddlers weren't so defensive he would've been forgotten by now.
What a goofy looking fricker.
>HM mule
>makes Ganker and reddit seethe
Jan was always based.
Only the johtoautists who camp this board 24/7, OthergenCHADs aren't obsessed with him
Nobody is obsessed with him, he’s just a lolcow so we laugh at him
Also I hate him more for what he did to the rom hacking community than for any genwar shit. If anything that one AW roastie who used to post her nudes here is responsible for more moronic genwarring than jan
>he’s just a lolcow so we laugh at him
that's being obsessed with him
Chris-chan bros, we won!
The Kiwifarm tards obsessed with Chris-Chan and any other "Christorian" are as much lolcows as Chris is.
>lolcow
no you seethe about him daily
Proof?
this thread
Not my thread
Threads I don’t post in
Proof?
every johto thread
You mean when someone like you posts a photo of him in a Johto hate thread saying he's your God, and proceed to samegay reply with kneeling .jpgs?
How is that us being obsessed? That's YOU worshipping a nerd that cheats his nuzlocke runs.
How can one cheat in a single player game? Does he do retries when his pokémon die like what Jadenanimations did with her platinum run?
>hacks rare candies in
>hacked in a Slowbro with perfect IVs
>had to make an 'apology' video claiming he didn't know how those IVs got there
>lying about shit you don't like
>in other threads, lying about Johto to make it look good
Yep, just another typical gen 2 thread.
Hi Jan, ur ugly asf + ywnbapn + Johto > Unova + cope and seethe
Wow, typical millennial seethe. This is a zoomer franchise btw.
>> Typical millenial seethe
> Anon seething uses zoomerspeak to rant
Are you moronic lil bro?
> This is a zoomer franchise
Much like zoomette's pussy, pokémon also belongs to the millenials lil bro, sorry.
Nobody uses "ywnba" except shitennials and zoomers trying to fit in here.
>1996
Zoomer franchise.
Only boomers and gen Xers use the ywnbaw meme though it was popularized by the Gen Xer who did the what is a woman movie.
It being launched in 1996 means only Millenial kids experienced pokémania, yes. I'm sorry you weren't born yet for that zoomie but your generation at least has the minecraft boom going for them. It's better than gen alpha's Five Nights at Freddy's nonsense.
>zoomers experienced the best gens, 3-5
based
3-5 were decent I'll give you that but the first gen was the peak of the franchise, not just for the games but all the rumours and hype around it.
> Gen 1
Pokémania, everyone hyped and everyone talking about Pokémon 24/7
> Gen 2
Games aren't as good but everyone still watch the show
> Gen 3
Not being able to transfer mons killed pokémania and RS being worse games than Crystal, at least Emerald was an improvement overall
> Gen 4
Again two steps forward and three steps back, base DP suck ass but the mining minigame is based. The spinoff golden era starts with the gen 3->4 transition overall the best games in the franchise (Explorers of Sky, Shadows of Almia, Conquest were all kino).
> gen 5
Pretty good JRPGs but tards got alienated because you couldn't use older mons. BW2's PWT is probably the best battle facility to date.
All things considered I guess zoomerd had a good time growing up.
gen 2 is when kids stopped watching the show. togepi and the baby garbage made it the baby games in school
Most people dropped the show when they changed the main cast.
> base DP suck ass
Twitter narrative tbh
In many ways DP was better than everything that came before it
> twitter narrative
Sorry sinnohfetus but that's the truth.
> in many ways DP was better than everything that came before it
> Doesn't mention a single thing
They were slow as frick, prior to gen 4 coming out gen 2 was the slow generation with XP bars taking ages but DP was slow all around.
Plus, the starters are a downgrade to gen 3 starters, even the "coolest" gen 4 starter Infernape felt like an off-brand copy of Blaziken.
It isn’t, everything twitter believes is false
> They were slow as frick
Meme criticism, all pokemon games are slow and DP isn’t even close to being the worst offender
> the starters are a downgrade to gen 3 starters
Holy mother of shit taste kek. Torterra is to this day the best starter ever designed
DP were universally loved on release for a reason
> Meme criticism, all pokemon games are slow and DP isn’t even close to being the worst offender
False. It even felt slower coming from gen 3 that runs at 60 fps to gen 4 running at sub 30 fps and frequent slowdowns in battles and the "saving a lot of data" shit.
> Holy mother of shit taste kek. Torterra is to this day the best starter ever designed
DP were universally loved on release for a reasonHoly mother of shit taste kek. Torterra is to this day the best starter ever designed
This is 100% fanfic, Torterra is a shittier Venusaur and it can't even do its job of countering Empoleon since it dies to Ice beam.
> DP were universally loved on release for a reason
No they weren't, they were universally panned for being a downgrade from Emerald, being slower and needing to upgrade hardware to an NDS.
Look at old reviews and ratings. They were universally loved. RS were attacked for being a downgrade from Crystal, DP never had such backlash. Nobody was calling DP slow until a youtube bawd made a video about it. It’s 100% nocebo effect bullshit.
In fact a youtuber made a video measuring how much time in takes to go to the 2nd gym in every pokemon game, and DP and BDSP took the exact same time which proves their engines have the exact same speed.
> Torterra is a shittier Venusaur
Again you have shit tastes
>Look at old reviews and ratings. They were universally loved. RS were attacked for being a downgrade from Crystal, DP never had such backlash. Nobody was calling DP slow until a youtube bawd made a video about it. It’s 100% nocebo effect bullshit.
I don't need to look at old reviews lil bro I lived through that transition and experienced DP being shittier than Emerald just like base RS were a downgrade from Crystal which I also mentioned btw. I get it, you're a sinnohfetus and have an autistic connection to your first games but I'm just stating facts.
> Again you have shit tastes
Not an argument, I'm speaking facts, Venusaur is universally more popular than Torterra. And everyone back then mentioned how it was just a rehashed Venusaur but with a tree instead of a flower and without the cool dinosaur parts, just a turtle.
> I lived through that transition
What a coincidence, I did as well, and experienced the fact that DP were universally loved on release, that they made pokemon popular again for a time, that everyone had them and loved them. Hell, people even played gen 3 games to import the regis and other stuff into DP and not a single sound was there pointing out a difference in speed, funny how that works.
So it’s your voice against mine, with all old reviews and ratings supporting mine.
> I'm speaking facts
Nah
> What a coincidence, I did as well, and experienced the fact that DP were universally loved on release, that they made pokemon popular again for a time,
that everyone had them and loved them.
This is false, you're just a sinnohfetus.
> Hell, people even played gen 3 games to import the regis and other stuff into DP and not a single sound was there pointing out a difference in speed, funny how that works.
Yeah because gen 3 is fun and can be replayed and finished in 4-6 hours due to it not being slow as frick. There were plenty of reviews mentioning how slow it was in comparison to gen 3 and how it lacked any kind of puzzle like the regi puzzle.
> So it’s your voice against mine, with all old reviews and ratings supporting mine.
Post a review from back then, they would be magazine reviews obviously any internet review is historic revisionism or shills.
Common consensus between older fans had always been that those games were slow as frick and everyone dreaded the surf segments of Gen 4.
I can bet you were born in 98 or later since you were a toddler when playing sinnoh.
>This is false, you're just a sinnohfetus
Nice argument, unfortunately for you it's true and unlike your own claim i can back it up. You're probably some toddler who grew up with gens 6+ and is now trying to shill the "some of the old games were bad too" narrative to defend your slop.
>There were plenty of reviews mentioning how slow it was in comparison to gen 3
Link them
>Post a review from back then
https://archive.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/diamond/reviews/diamondstrev1.html
https://archive.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/diamond/reviews/diamondstrev2.html
https://archive.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/diamond/reviews/diamondrdrev1.html
>Common consensus between older fans had always been that those games were slow as frick and everyone dreaded the surf segments of Gen 4.
This is the revisionism. Nobody was saying this before 2017
No shit, but how is that related to speed you fricking moron?
Damn, look at all that content Sinnoh has.
Ikr. Sinnoh objectively has the most content out of any region.
What do DP even have as content? A shitty battle tower and some roaming legends? At least Platinum has the frontier and other quests.
Thanks for proving that Gen 4 slop are significantly slower than gen 1-3.
I was born in 92 so I'm a bonafide genwunner but I'm to old to get into silly genwars, I recognise most people are the most attached to the games they played as kids.
Why are you defending gen 4 saying it's just as slow as the switch era games? Nobody says those games are optimosed or run fast, PLA was so shit that they included a sub 10 fps mon in the trailer and everyone laughed at it.
> Post reviews
I trashed my old game magazines more than a decade ago
>Thanks for proving that Gen 4 slop are significantly slower than gen 1-3
Ah yes, because two completely different storylines can absolutely be compared to establish engine speed. Thank for establishing the fact that you're the most moronic user on this board.
>I'm to old to get into [what i've been doing for 30 minutes that i myself started]
Right.
>Nobody says those games are optimosed or run fast
Many people claim DP or gen 4 are slower than the modern games, and pretty much everyone agrees that engine wise gen 9 is slower than gen 8. In fact, unlike DP's, SV's engine has actually been criticized at launch.
Contests
Underground
Secret bases
Ball capsules
Poketech
VS Seeker
Poke radar
Honey trees
Berry farming
Outbreaks
Dual slot encounters
Main game content is bigger than anything before as proved by the fact that you're higher level when you get to the league (even counting Red as Johto's final boss), AND in addition to that also having more post game
Off the top of my head
Again, you're comparing games with completely a completely different plot. It doesn't have anything to do with speed, Sinnoh just has more stuff to do before the 2nd gym. You're moronic.
>Many people claim DP or gen 4 are slower than the modern games
Not me though, why do you bring it up?
> You've been genwarring for the past 30 minutes
Nope, just stating facts and you got autistically triggered by them. It's ok lil bro, you're valid and most people also like the first games they played the most.
> Ah yes, because two completely different storylines can absolutely be compared to establish engine speed. Thank for establishing the fact that you're the most moronic user on this board.
Post a comparison about saving speed, surf speed, xp bar or health bar speed then and you'll realise gen 4 are significantly slower.
>Not me though
It's almost like standards for what is "slow" or "fast" always varies and isn't consistent among the people calling DP slow. Hmmm it's almost like it's a meme being parroted around and carried by nocebo effect.
>Nope, just [did exactly what you discribed but worded in a way that makes me look good]
Insightful!
>Post a comparison about these things i cherrypicked
I'm not gonna do that. However you can have comparisons about things *i* cherrypicked instead if you want!
Yeah the battle transition never bothered me it's the health bars that annoy me.
My main gripe was that I played a lot of competitive back in gen 4 and OHKOing a Blissey felt eternal.
me when snorlax uses rest in gsc
Yes, I also mentioned that gen 2 were slow as well
and were considered the slowest before gen 4 came out.
>health bar speed
gen 2 has slower hp bars than gen 4
And I also mentioned gen 2 was considered the slowest previous to gen 4? Did you miss that? The XP bar felt eternal in gen 2
My dude, it's a contradiction.
How is it a contradiction to recognise two generations had slow UI? Contradiction to what? I'm not defending gen 2 nor saying they were fast.
> Contests
Inferior to Hoenn
> Underground
Pretty based as I mentioned above, I enjoy autistically mining for fossils, that's kino and the main reason I bought BDSP just to mine again.
> Secret bases
Inferior to Hoenn's and part of the underground, the spiritomb quest is fun if you had friends.
> Ball capsules
This is grasping at straws, that's like saying buying clothes is content in the new games but it was fun to see new animations although that made battles even slower.
> Poketech
Some apps were fun
> VS Seeker
Gen 3 already implemented that
> Poke radar
Really fun, I never quite managed to be skilled enough to shiny hunt but it was a good mechanic, I'd say only dexnav is better but overall a good addition to the franchise
> Honey trees
Kinda irrelevant once you caught cherrim and a female combee, I already had multiple snorlax from gen 3 so I could just breed for munchlax
> Berry farming
Already present in gen 3 as well
> Outbreaks
Kino, we need more seasonal/weekly events to make the game and region feel alive
> Dual slot encounters
Kino, encourages veterans to play the games and we get rewards.
You seem to be under the impression that I hate the games buddy, I don't, I enjoyed them but I'm just not overly attached to them.
>Inferior to Hoenn
Subjective, also that's not the point since we're talking about content being there
>This is grasping at straws
No, ball capsules are a major thing that should have carried on to every game after DP
>I'd say only dexnav is better
Dexnav is qolgay garbage
>Kinda irrelevant once you experienced the content
Yeah that's how content works
>You seem to be under the impression that I hate the games buddy
No, you asked for content so i gave examples of content
At least you can OHKO a Blissey in gen 4 since you have close combat. Fun fact! Gens 3 and 5 HP bars are only TWICE as fast as gens 2 and 4 ones. So if you brick break Blissey, bring it down to 1/4, then it soft boils and you brick break again, you in fact took more time to kill it than you would have in gen 4.
> No, ball capsules are a major thing that should have carried on to every game after DP
Yes I fricking hate GF and their asymmetric design bullshit. They can the best features and implement and keep moronic ones. PSS was the best multiplayer interface and they had to shit the bed with the plaza shit and everything else since has been inferior.
> No, you asked for content so i gave examples of content
I meant it in the post-game content kind of way. What else is there to do after you get the natdex?
> Fun fact! Gens 3 and 5 HP bars are only TWICE as fast as gens 2 and 4 ones.
Thanks for conceding this fact.
>I meant it in the post-game content kind of way
Like half of the things i listed are post game locked, and literally all of them are available in the post game. Sinnoh was also the first region to have an actual post game area (unless you count Kanto in Johto and the Sevii islands in frlg)
>Thanks for conceding this fact
Yes, turns out every single video game in existence has slow parts, and they're more noticeable when you have brain damaged morons on twitter pointing them out all the time and using them as examples to claim that "the whole game is slow".
They talk a lot about DP's surf speed but i don't see many people mention RSE's underwater speed hmmmm? Or the fact that running shoes are disabled indoors making indoors speed the same as the DP surfing speed since the problem was that it was put on the walking speed, you know, the only one that's allowed indoors in gen 3.
>But what is unique to DP?
Like half of the things you mentioned? And why does it have to be unique? The only other game with VS Seeker is frlg which doesn't have a lot of the "non unique" stuff i mentioned, so if you want it all in one game DPPt is all you have.
Idk buddy if I get the itch to play Sinnoh I'd rather replay Pt than base DP.
Are you sincerely going to ignore Emerald's Frontier whent talking about postgame?
>Idk buddy if I get the itch to play Sinnoh I'd rather replay Pt than base DP
Yeah third versions tend to do that
>Are you sincerely going to ignore Emerald's Frontier whent talking about postgame?
I'm gonna be honest the battle frontier is probably the only thing Emerald has over DP excluding minor shit like the elite 4 music being the gym leader music in DP.
But even then there are some ways in which DP's battle tower actually improved upon Emerald's facilities.
>You're automatically scaled down to level 50, no need to grind your whole team to the same level anymore
>Physical special split allowing more pokemon to hit harder, a huge deal for battle facilities
>Adding onto the previous point: many strong offensive moves, items and abilities were introduced in gen 4. Those pesky double team spamming Chansey in the Emerald battlle frontier? In DP you get no guard dynamic punch Machamp. Boom. What item do i give my Alakazam in gen 3? Or any fast special sweeper for that matter? I guess i'll go with some suboptimal shit like shell bell or leftovers since there's nothing else. Let's look at gen 4 now. Life orb, choise specs, choice scarf, focus sash. Boom. My Alakazam has items now.
But what is unique to DP? Radar, Underground and Ball Capsules?
Mythics being event only really fricked gen 4, they could've added obscure quests like the regis in gen 3 for Darkrai, Arceus, Regigigas and Arceus. Just having an item or migrating mons seems trivial in comparison.
Who are you arguing against? Nobody even mentioned the switch games and your graph shows that gen 4 are significantly slower than gen 1-3, you just proved the genwunner's point.
jfc SM and USUM are fricking dogshit games lmao
too bad too, because it has the best region, some of the coolest pokemon, and some memorable trainers
Did you really think nobody would check those reviews? That anon was right.
>Completely ignores the fact that every review is overwhelmingly positive and that this was only ever mentioned as a minor thing
> 3.5/5
> Overwhelmingly positive
Why must you lie so much? Just accept people have complained about it being slow even back then. You yourself proved it.
>3.5/5
>Overwhelmingly positive
By the standards of pokemon games on that site it is
https://archive.rpgamer.com/pointsofview/archive/archive.cgi?mode=view_game&game=460
https://archive.rpgamer.com/pointsofview/archive/archive.cgi?mode=view_game&game=894
>Still lower than FRLG
Sinnohtards forever BTFOd
> By the standards of pokemon games on that site it is
Nope, even Sun & Moon have a 4.5
https://archive.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/pokesunmoon/reviews/pokesunmoonstrev1.html
>> Hurrdurr muh twitter, nobody mentioned this before
> Provides review
> Combat noticeably slower than GBA
Sinnohfetus BTFOd
>> Nice argument, unfortunately for you it's true and unlike your own claim i can back it up.
> Source to back up your claims contradicts you
You're a clown
> In fact a youtuber made a video measuring how much time in takes to go to the 2nd gym in every pokemon game, and DP and BDSP took the exact same time which proves their engines have the exact same speed.
Who the frick cares about BDSP? How is this even an argument?
> Ah yes, the slow as shit game and the carbon copy cashgrab are equally slow that means they weren't slow!
Are you moronic anon?
> Who the frick cares about BDSP?
The people who claim DP’s engine is slow should, since in many ways it’s DP but on the same engine as the modern games, so why is it the same speed?
The new games are also shit though, the switch era has easily been the worst era for Pokémon mainline.
>No they weren't
polls beg to differ but okay
> Polls beg to differ
Ah yes, polls where 80% of the respondants are sinnohfetuses agree that they enjoy their first game the best what a shock!
>people love a game
>this is a bad thing
weird
>people love a game
>this is a bad thing
Who are you quoting? When did I say it was bad? I'm just dropping facts: you're more likely to have your first pokémon games as your favourites. Which you do, and that's fine lil bro but that doesn't make them the best just because you're the most attached to that gen.
You like making assumptions don't ya? The fact is, dp are beloved Games and you have no arguments apart from
>ermm its le nostalgia
> The fact is, dp are beloved Games and you have no arguments apart from
DP are beloved games by Sinnohfetuses and recognized as slow slop by everyone else, yes. There's literally no reason to play DP instead of Platinum. DP's only worth and it's just Pearl actually was being the only game where you can catch glameow for your living dex prior to gen 6.
Then why does dp come in top in polls despite seen as slope by everyone else?
Are these "sinnohfetuses" some kind of silent majority?
> Then why does dp come in top in polls despite seen as slope by everyone else?
They aren't coming on top nowadays and won't in a few years, you just experienced the era when most of the active fanbase was sinnohfetuses. I lived through the age of the genwunners, Johtoddlers and Hoennbabies and have seen the popularity polls get touted as "peak of the franchise" when it's all just confirmation bias.
You'll probably start seeing XY as the best games in polls just because Kalosperms are becoming the most active part of the fanbase.
> Le silent msjority meme
Nah you just suck at analyzing data and trends. Why did you get so triggered by me just stating facts though? I didn't say they were the worst games or anything (that goes to Sword and Shit, easily the worst games in the franchise).
>They aren't coming on top nowadays
XD
https://kotaku.com/nintendo-switch-tips-joycons-bluetooth-1851413171
FRICK wrong link lmao
https://kotaku.com/poll-here-are-japans-top-100-video-games-of-all-time-1848275437
> Kotaku
have a nice day troony.
> Shittaku article talking about controllers and random switch trivia
Are you moronic?
>ignoring the other link
maybe you're the moron here buddy
I can't take that poll seriously when Sword and Shit are #14.
Do you think DP are better than Platinum which is #99?
Also there's no mention of the age of the people who answered the poll, without demographic information the popularity poll is meaningless.
>I can't take that poll
no arguments then
it was the first result, and the website offers the original source
>a lot of morons like it so it's good
Same argument Johtroons use
That anon was arguing that DP were disliked on release.
>Twitter narrative tbh
Play DP without speed ups this time. Also DP, not Platinum buddy.
I did, the only slow thing I can say about dp is surfing
>the only slow thing-
Factually incorrect, but ok. Next time play on normal speed, sped.
>saging
fricking homosexual
There’s no speedup on my ds
I did
trying too hard
The frick does ywnbapn mean?
You Want Nine Burmese Asian Pussies Now
>How can one cheat in a single player game?
Are you stupid?
No but you certainly are.
> can't beat one of those moronic difficulty hacks because he sucks at the game
> legitimately 100+ runs when a nuzlocke noob like Wolfey did it in half that
> on his 151st run (not kidding), he finally wins
> some other nuzlocke autists notice his Slowbro (which single-handedly saved his run at the Elite 4) has impossible IVs
> this calls into question the rest of the run, especially the 31 attack IV positive nature Swellow that carried the first half
> he comes out with an apology video and some bullshit excuse about misclicking on his save editor
> bans any discussion of it moving forward
>can't beat one of those moronic difficulty hacks because he sucks at the game
Neither can you.
>legitimately 100+ runs when a nuzlocke noob like Wolfey did it in half that
Jan did those runs when the hack was still new. Wolfey used strats he literally helped make.
>some other nuzlocke autists notice his Slowbro (which single-handedly saved his run at the Elite 4) has impossible IVs
Yeah. But they weren't perfect IVs they were completely random.
>this calls into question the rest of the run, especially the 31 attack IV positive nature Swellow that carried the first half
Nobody's ever found anything suspicious about his other pokemon. He literally posted his save after completing it. Other pokemon that were way more important than his slowbro had garbage stats and he didn't change them.
>he comes out with an apology video and some bullshit excuse about misclicking on his save editor
His apology video wasn't even an apology. He literally didn't give a shit.
The Slowbro was very slightly better, but didn't affect any of the calcs. It had far from perfect IVs.
>ban discussion
Lmao, his subreddit had trolls from his community about it and he made a reaction video laughing his ass off. I think people just milked the joke enough.
What did he do to the romhack community? You need to understand most people aren't obsessed with ecelebs so we are not going to know what you're talking about buddy.
Nothing, he's just mad his favorite Poketubers do Nuzlockes instead of gay ass randomizers and shiny hunting now.
Don't they understand that trends change and if the ecelebs don't chase trends they lose views/sponsorships and don't get to eat?
>Is the sole reason why Clover isn’t more popular in the community despite objectively being the best rom hack there is
>Is the reason why qolshit rare candy hacks with an official game title in their name are everywhere now
>Is the reason why "gens 6+ casualization is actually LE GOOD" is such a popular opinion in the rom hacking community now, with these things being put in every hack
There simply isn’t any interesting hack coming out anymore, it’s all qolslop garbage that almost never have any fakemon and often don’t even have a new region, just soulless, dumbed down versions of game freak games. I play rom hacks to escape modern pokemon and guess what I find? That’s right, modern pokemon. In fact, I’m convinced BDSP would fit right in as a radical reddit like hack. If it was made by 5 trannies on discord instead of being an official game everyone would suck its dick.
I don’t watch pokemon youtubers.
>objectively
>Is the sole reason why Clover isn’t more popular
There was 0 hope Clover was ever going to be popular with normalgays. Get real.
And yet it would have beat these odds. Normalgays know about Clover by name, they just get told not to play or talk about it.
Clovercucks are so delusional
Wow, so exactly like Ganker.
>Is the sole reason why Clover isn’t more popular in the community despite objectively being the best rom hack there is
>Is the reason why qolshit rare candy hacks with an official game title in their name are everywhere now
>Is the reason why "gens 6+ casualization is actually LE GOOD" is such a popular opinion in the rom hacking community now, with these things being put in every hack
Why didn't you guys tell me he was based?
Why would we lie to you anon?
>Is the sole reason why Clover isn’t more popular in the community despite objectively being the best rom hack there is
Clover was never going to be popular because it was literally made in this shithole
not even the shithole that made it likes it
How did he manage to do all of this?
Literally by just being popular so everyone tried to copy hm which meant devs cater to those kind of runs since they get exposure and get popular.
Lil OP is just mad at how trends work.
How long until the YouTuber is canceled for pedophilia so that romhacks stop being shit?
Kneel.
ywnbapn, Jan
>kick that johtob***h out of the plane!
my liege
Why does he looks like he has down syndrome?
he looks like an average shitennial
That's what germans look like
So german ancestors were actually autistic?
G*rms have always been the autist race anon, this isn't something new the G*rm stereotype is someone who can't understand jokes and is good at math and exact sciences but a complete sperg in other areas and require to get drunk to actually talk to other people.
yeah he was bullied in school. just not enough.
>/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for jan for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual
like clockwork
>/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for jan for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual
>/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for chugga for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual
>/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for shofu for some reason and dickrides him despite being a total punchable eceleb homosexual
>/vp/ shits on ecelebs except for [every waifu b***h] for some reason and dickrides them despite being total punchable eceleb homosexuals
/vp/ is an eceleb board
>he has never seen poketuber eceleb thread before
no you just want to suck jan’s wiener
>he thinks people are being serious and aren't just saying things to get a reaction out of you
>i'm too dumb to recognize bait
>this is your fault somehow
here's a tip for the future anon: if the only praise you hear for something is that it's "based" or it "makes people seethe", it's not genuine.
Kek this was 100% pure seethe
>I was only pretending to be moronic
No, whether or not you're pretending, you are just moronic. That's the point.
>you are just moronic
then what does that make you
Jan's streams are comfy. That they piss morons off is just the icing on the cake.
Try saying Black person in his chat
why would i do that
You claim he's a chad, but if you say 1 word in his chat, he'll have a meltdown crying about it after he bans you. This is the person you worship btw
or... he doesn't see/ignores it and a mod deletes your message
why are you so fragile?
>mods have to scramble to delete the message before he can see it in case he cries over seeing a naughty word :'(
Why is he so fragile?
Because Twitch doesn't like it either? Not rocket science.
>whines about society not being Ganker where you can't scream Black person whenever you want
Why are you so fragile?
Damn so comfy to have mods delete your messages because you said a word they don’t like
Sounds pretty cucked to me, just like how we cries about clover being heckin problematic and racist.
Why not?
wobbuffet
>try being an autist in public
How about no?
>Not being allow to say a word is actually normal! You’re the weird one for using this word I don’t like!
...yes? touch some grass sister
Saying Black person or equivalent terms has been normal for over 99% of human history. The modern world is the outlier here, not me.
> The modern world is the outlier here, not me.
Try saying israelite in muttrica or Europe and see what happens lil bro.
I’d probably attract sand Black folk wanting to be my friend
>No I'm not the crazy one! The world is!
Ok weirdo.
Are you saying the modern world is sane?
No. Because psychos like you still live in it.
>he's unironically defending an eceleb
holy fricking kek. I know you watch verlis too furgay
He'll say it was a successful troll because you replied once. Its all meta irony and nobody is serious but also FRICK JOHTO IT STINKS LOL
>doing your own PR
competitive was a mistake
> It's another Johtoddler seething episode
You homosexuals need to let it go.
I kneel.
>rent free
who
>anti-johto gays sucking the wiener of a known cheater "professional nuzlocker" to own strangers on a siamese rock collecting forum
ISHIGGYDIGGY
It really is getting to be embarrassing now. They seem to be on the board 24/7 as well, so their entire life is posting pictures of PokemonChallenges to 'own' randoms on /vp/ just because they like a specific Pokemon game that they don't. Sad.
my bro that is literally what the op is doing
It's falseflagging.
>if i make a thread shitting on jan, i can claim it's le johtards and have 10 active threads dedicated to my hatred of johto
I don't really get why they bother either, it's not like Gen 2 will ever not be the 2nd most beloved games after Gen 1. They're screaming into a void.
>They seem to be on the board 24/7 as well
>as well
Freudian slip?
The guy literally started the thread with the word bait.
Samegayging isnt fooling anyone.
>This rom hack has a racist caricature?! BAN IT! WE NEED TO DO BETTER AS A COMMUNITY! NONONO I WILL LET TYRONE FRICK MY ASS AS REPIRATIONS!
Is the whole reason this place malds over this dude because the guy didn't like their le ebin hack with racism, Chris Chan, and poop jokes?
no, it's because he doesn't like johto
johtosisters can you contain your melties in here please
>tfw you could've fulfilled your dream of being popular yet smug epic troll by choosing to participate in some braindead fandom.
Guys, take note. You could target sonic or pvz (there's mods) fandoms and anons would post your smug grins for baits
watching this absolute fricking specimen interact with women gives me second-hand embarrassment with how awkward he is
in the words of a woman, "he gives off incel energy"
Truly our guy
> It's a g*rm
> Is a sperg
What a shock! Who could've guessed?!
>you will never be an incel
oh no............ anyway
Im glad he did that video where he basically admitted to selling out, claiming he is morally tired of that path and will bring back quality. The thing is, just as new pokemon games, he lost the soul. His audience changed so much that he himself had to change.
His content last year was trash. You can only make the same reactions giving the same advice and vapid, surface level video essays on speedrunning you have no experience in so many times before people get bored. The best video was Garbage Green, which he beat over a year prior to uploading.
Now that he's back to streaming R&B, it's worth tuning back in.
I admit I watch PoChal videos. He's entertaining. Unfortunately he destroyed Johto discourse forever so I don't respect him much.
It’s not just Johto, he taught schizo underageb&’s with no dads how to lie.
>johtosissies get btfo in their shitty bait thread
>make more genwar threads in response
stop
He was cute
I still remember when I was watching a Pokemon Challenges stream. My dad came in and said "wow, Pokemon sure has changed since Gold and Silver." I said "hey moron, he's streaming Blue Kaizo." He said "w-well frick you too, zoomer!" and slammed the door shut. Man, childhood was the best.
>childhood
that run was over 6 years ago. 12 year olds are indeed children
I guess I'm out of touch since I've got no idea who this fella is.
my and /vp/'s bf
A generic eceleb that made johtoddlers seethe because he criticized Johto and his audience of gen A kids who didn't play GSC nor HGSS as toddlers can se how flawed these games are.
In retrospect if johtoddlers weren't so defensive he would've been forgotten by now.
Pchal will tear Jaidens hymen
No he won't. Because pchal actually eludes to his ED
Gligar harden + baton pass. Easy.
>has to use a gligar to prep him
>Jaiden used roar
>Gligar has been dragged out!
KEK