Baldur's Gate

You did choose the correct romance path right?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    XY chromosome

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to do a second playthrough soon and recruit Minthara this time. I understand they made it so you can get her without wiping out the grove. How does that work, especially with Halsin having the same camp spot?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to knock her unconscious during the final confrontation at the Grove, everything after that is the same as attacking the Grove

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can knock her out in the goblin camp

        Doesn't that frick up the chance of sexo? (Verification not required)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can knock her out in the goblin camp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No after-murder sex, but she and Halsin awkwardly sit in camp right next to each other.

      You have to specifically knock her out while she is temporarily hostile. Steal something in front of her first, then bonk her and kill her guards. Do not go back anywhere near that area while you murder the rest of the goblins. Should auto complete once you kill the other two (though I killed one already by the time I put her to sleep).
      You can still romance her but there will be weird story moments (such as her acting like you helped her murder the grove and are actually 100% evil now). After act 2 climax, talk to her in the chair otherwise she disappears forever.
      Funniest thing is, I barely used her in my party despite jumping through all of these hoops. Just wanted her to not be a murderfricker in my game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My coop team is going to hate this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My coop team is going to hate this.
          Just keep sabotaging it so you have no choice but to slaughter the grove.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I already told my boy if I'm giving him Shadow, I have to get Minthara.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you want drussy you have to kill the grove. the roundabout way of knocking her out is only if you want her as a party member without nuking the grove, you don't get her sex scene, at best you get an epilogue.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the Enhanced/Director's/Developer's Edition or whatever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same.
      My first playthrough showed me how unpolished this garbage is.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed her and didn't even realize she was a recruitable character until later. I'm romancing shadowheart

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You did choose the correct romance path right?
    I did.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup I chose Shadowheart.
      She's the love of my life.

      love me minthy!

      human Mizora is hot

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup I chose Shadowheart.
    She's the love of my life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    love me minthy!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all females in the game are ugly and look like guys with massive jaws

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fortunately, we have mods

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of the girls appeal to me honestly
    would romance mizora if I could

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >side with her at the beginning of act 1
    >she doesn't join the party until the end of act 2
    what the frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mid point of act 2, more like

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure did!

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does no one ever talk about BG3's gameplay? Its fans only talk about gay sex and horsefaced women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but i played divinity original sin after bg3 and it was funny that they wouldnt step over a rope and a character even comments on it. Meanwhile bg3 has you hopping and throwing shit the whole way through. The exploration alone makes all other crpgs look dull

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turn based combat based on D&D 5e
      >can throw barrels and stuff
      >shoot arrows
      >shoot spells
      That's basically it. What else is there to talk about? The game isn't very hard and the mechanics are simple enough for children (intentionally so). Remember that D&D was originally designed for teens to play.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >D&D gameplay
      It's all build autism. See pathfinder threads for reference. You should be glad the waifugays are slobbering over the basic b***hes including astarion who is a basic as frick b***h too instead of going over excel spreadsheets over which one of the 9999 feats is actually worthwhile to pick and which build progression to take or which dip to choose. For once 5E did something right with this game. (trick question it's still D&D so instead of 999 options where one is worth it it's 5 options but 1 is still worth it, I'm talking about you tavern brawler).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nearly done with my honor mode run. Just gonna kill Raph, the mummy lord, Orin, then side with Gortash and just blow up the netherbrain. Crit fish padbard is pretty fun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Padbard?
        >siding with Gortash ever
        Why...Are you not a real man?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to on launch but apparently i had already got too many goodboy points on shadowheart that it didnt allow me to. I hope thats fixed now

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel our frog wife <3

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7 months on
    >Ganker is still mad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Mizora so hot Gankerros?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        human Mizora is hot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          is her human form in the game or did they remove it after early access? if not there's has to be a mod

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wyll had the opportunity to frick prime blueberry pussy and didn't go for.
      His lost

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Karlach.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, nobody else tempts me as much as she does.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Shadowheart so fricking much.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I deinstalled the torrented game just one hour of painful boredom in.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to enjoy my based Drow reactivity as a Pact of the Blade Warlock and I'm going to G E N O C I D E Halsin and those homosexual Druids cause they're a bunch of gay pompous butthole nerds. I'm going to court and impregnate my future wife and queen Minthara, seeding her fertile dommy-Drowussy with quintuplets. Quintuplets of which only one will survive. I will feverishly and sloppily make out with her while she enjoys hours of euphoria during her final, ultimate CHAD-ZAK as my little future CHAD-from-my-ball-ZAK future heir slaughters his (or her?) siblings within my beautiful Drowess lover's womb for unlimited power. She will be gushing wet with arousal fluid down below as my tongue wriggles like a tadpool inside her wet warm mouth, her body perpetually quivering and seizing with pleasure. It will be all she can do to resist accidentally biting off my tongue... (or consciously deciding to bite off my tongue and flood her throat and stomach with my warm blood in one final act as my lover, to feed our heir) as it is plundering the depths of her facehole for her bittersweet DROW-ool with desperate thirst... All while she experiences the equivalent of 100 earth-shattering, full-body orgasms... Washing over her all at once in a final crescendo as the ferocious fetal fratricide within her fertile frick-furnace of a womb climaxes in its brutality! Ensuring the perfect product and progeny of our unfaltering love is nothing short of a living God, both the Lightning and the Sun!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie shut up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You shut the frick up you little broccoli headed wigger homosexual I'll fricking stomp your brains out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomie gets triggered that someone has an active imagination and doesn’t just follow ADHD impulses for quick dopamine hits

          t. got btfo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomie gets triggered that someone has an active imagination and doesn’t just follow ADHD impulses for quick dopamine hits

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to IMPREGNATE Minthara.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Gale Dekarios of course.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      get the frick out of here tara

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tara
        Not even close…

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    minthara will never be finished and they will never let you get her pregnant despite there already being recorded voice lines for it

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deep, passionate creampies in Minthara so she can conceive my child

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    white chad tav paladin and lae'zael is the only true combo

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at the fricking pores on that dude

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You did choose the correct romance path right?
    NO, i do not play homosexual loving, troony supporting, Black person dick sucking games

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