Based. You will bow to our cringelord and you WILL enter his magical realm. I don't care how woke, how cringe, how moronic, or how horny the game is (very in all cases). It's kino and it's the best and most impressive CRPG in many years.
Lmao.
Keep coping. It'll be 8.5/10 at best. Apologize to Swen right now.
>9 critics
Because 90% of reviews are still work in progress. They're not just handing the game 10/10 blindly because it's made by nintendo. A third of 10/10 totk reviews are from random nintendo fanboy blogs. It's genuinely pathetic. >users reviews 10/10 after 1 day, made by new accounts, people who never played the old games, etc
It's been playable for 3 years.
I legitimately wish good video games would stop coming out so that we wouldn't have to deal with month after month of nintendo-consumer meltdown on Ganker.
And yet every non white human on the planet want to live in a society made by the white race
Why is that?
Are societies made by the white race superior?
>Banks force companies to hire troons >troons have only one personality trait: being gays, they are obsessed with being gays and letting everyone know >troons gay up any franchise they are given a creative position in by self-inserting troon characters >Normal people see it and veer away >Other troons see it and OMG MUST BUY 10/10 because they have only one personality trait: being gays
Its not hard to understand.
This. This is a cold lesson for video game developers and publishers. Push as much pozzed wokeshit into your games as is humanly possible. Do it and you will be critically successful and commercially successful. Do it.
BG3 isn't even the most "woke" game out there just because of genitals. It's not even the most "woke" game because of a bear. This is an attempt by a certain crowd to claim the game for themselves because it is a good one (and lets face it, all the other "woke" games are pretty horrible, mediocre at best) and the most vocal people are being played like a fiddle. This certain crowd will praise the game just because it has a pronoun setting. The devs formulated an excellent idea on how to get everyone to praise the game, both the people who actually play the game and the people who dont play further than the ship part (the people who want it to be inclusive etc.)
If you'd play the game, you would have other things to comment on besides genitals, pronouns, same sex romance and a bear but hey, some people will deem it enough for a GOTY.
Euro shilling is so aggro, so many paid shills and insecure unpaid shills. The global/diverse internet is so insanely insecure, nonstop PR campaigns from non-Americans and non-whites, try so hard.
It fricking sucks too lol Inventory management out the ass. The devs literally cannot stop themselves from littering every map with a bunch of random shit that you have to loot. Who thinks this is fun seriously have gamers gone insane.
>that you have to loot >have to
It fricking sucks that the door to the next room doesn't open until you pick up every piece of loot, terrible game design.
>Japanese game >it has high school girls who are legal in most places with adult sized breasts >no real sex, just cute stuff and a little groping at most
creepy and wrong! They can't consent! >Baldur's Gape 3 >It has adult women with... very small looking perky breasts? >also SEX WITH ANIMALS IS FUNNY LMAO and a look in their eye means they can consent! >full on nudity with dicks everywhere >game of the year lmao!
How the frick is this any less juvenile or creepy than anything I like again? I'm embarrassed for Baldurgays to be honest.
>only 6 reviews 5 days after release >There are publications that already gave the game 8's and 7's > those are not yet published
It's almost like complying with ESG has its advantages uh?
>”Oh so this is like a Skyrim type deal?” >It’s D&D but without the fun of bullshitting around it with your friends, the story is mostly predetermined.
And thus I don’t care.
Don't mind the Story, don't mind 50% of the combats, but man, is this shit poorly designed. >Every Humanoid NPC uses PC class features but uses their base NPC health, so the get every Glass-canon, over-damaging feature of PC but with none of the detriments of low player health and statistics >NPCs use instant-kill cheese tactics on every level of difficulty, which should be limited in Standard and be mostly in Tactician >70% of checks are Persuasion, so if you didn't take it, or weren't a Charisma Class, you're fricked even with shit like guidance >90% of unique items are in shops, rather than scattered throughout the world. Killing a shopkeeper makes you lose out on 90% of their stock >Pickpocketing is absolute donkey nuts, as even if you succeed on a check, the shopkeeper notices shit is missing and immediately Beelines over to you, and if the person she targets happens to be the pickpocketer, they automatically know that your Character did it, and you can't use a single skill to shift blame.
Yeah it honestly makes Witcher 3's branching paths and choices look like a straight line. Just watch a few combat videos and make sure you like turn based.
Don't care & not my problem
You're should admit yourself to a mental ward
I AM A WOMEN
>genitals!? hehehe genitals *blushes*
>10/10
DOS2 has a 93 on metacritic and has no genitals. Now let's hear you cope.
Sure, keep shilling. How much are you getting?
Why did DOS2 get really high scores if it has no genitals? Time for your cope.
>highest scores are from europoors sites
kys homosexual
You do not enjoy video games. Spend your time on something else.
>a western dev beat out Capcom, Nintendo, SE, and Fromsoft
I fricking KNEEL.
Dragons Dogma 2 will get a 97 on Metacritic easy because it's Baldurs Gate 3 but with actual good real time combat.
What makes you think Dragon's Dogma 2 is coming out in 2023?
its not. March 2024, end of fiscal year like RE4R.
Based. You will bow to our cringelord and you WILL enter his magical realm. I don't care how woke, how cringe, how moronic, or how horny the game is (very in all cases). It's kino and it's the best and most impressive CRPG in many years.
Lmao.
Keep coping. It'll be 8.5/10 at best. Apologize to Swen right now.
who cares about real time combat? dumb zoomer.
Hi coward tendie
But it sold way less than totk and elden ring
But it has Bear wiener.
So, are game journalists infallible now, Ganker? Are you gonna dicksuck them as having perfect opinions?
>9 critics
>users reviews 10/10 after 1 day, made by new accounts, people who never played the old games, etc
kys OP
i am not OP or OP mother
The old games are RTWP and RTWP sucks so bad. 99% of the BG3 hate on Ganker is from RTWP cultists
>9 critics
Because 90% of reviews are still work in progress. They're not just handing the game 10/10 blindly because it's made by nintendo. A third of 10/10 totk reviews are from random nintendo fanboy blogs. It's genuinely pathetic.
>users reviews 10/10 after 1 day, made by new accounts, people who never played the old games, etc
It's been playable for 3 years.
It's dominating your butthole
I legitimately wish good video games would stop coming out so that we wouldn't have to deal with month after month of nintendo-consumer meltdown on Ganker.
Don't care, still not playing bear sex simulator
>96
thats redic
>9 reviews
lel
Ganker loses as usual
Ganker is like the /misc/ of media boards. Just nonstop self-castration, humiliation and disgrace.
I honestly don't know how your average Gankerirgin can make it out of bed in the morning without instantly roping.
>using metacritic in 2023
Wasn't it known they manipulate the numbers since 2015?
Now with ChatGPT it's even cheaper
>but muh Nintendo Bonus!!
Yes, TOTK is actually a 76 or 80.
It’s not dominating anything because I haven’t played it yet.
11 reviews now. Still at 96.
leftist honeypot
ticks every ESG box available and then some
The White Race has fallen. I surrender.
And yet every non white human on the planet want to live in a society made by the white race
Why is that?
Are societies made by the white race superior?
Bioware and its marketing practices have been a disaster for the RPG genre.
I really hate how ESG has become a meaningless buzzword.
>Banks force companies to hire troons
>troons have only one personality trait: being gays, they are obsessed with being gays and letting everyone know
>troons gay up any franchise they are given a creative position in by self-inserting troon characters
>Normal people see it and veer away
>Other troons see it and OMG MUST BUY 10/10 because they have only one personality trait: being gays
Its not hard to understand.
Tell me you're mentally ill without telling me you're mentally ill. American, I take it?
You can't even figure out if you are a boy or a girl what do you even mean by this?
>nooooo my troony boogeyman save me Black personman
Based schizoid.
keep spamming its the only way you aren't instantly forgotten LMAO
Go woke go insanely popular
This. This is a cold lesson for video game developers and publishers. Push as much pozzed wokeshit into your games as is humanly possible. Do it and you will be critically successful and commercially successful. Do it.
Broken clock and so forth.
BG3 isn't even the most "woke" game out there just because of genitals. It's not even the most "woke" game because of a bear. This is an attempt by a certain crowd to claim the game for themselves because it is a good one (and lets face it, all the other "woke" games are pretty horrible, mediocre at best) and the most vocal people are being played like a fiddle. This certain crowd will praise the game just because it has a pronoun setting. The devs formulated an excellent idea on how to get everyone to praise the game, both the people who actually play the game and the people who dont play further than the ship part (the people who want it to be inclusive etc.)
If you'd play the game, you would have other things to comment on besides genitals, pronouns, same sex romance and a bear but hey, some people will deem it enough for a GOTY.
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
People who like this shit should out themselves so they can be easily avoided
GET WOKE GO BRO-ACK!
IT'S OVER, TENDIES!
GO HOME!
SEX WON!
B(ig) B(ear) C(ock)!
she won
Ganker will never recover.
Euro shilling is so aggro, so many paid shills and insecure unpaid shills. The global/diverse internet is so insanely insecure, nonstop PR campaigns from non-Americans and non-whites, try so hard.
Your team lost, get over it
Its coming out on PS5 around the time starfield launches
how pissed is phill going to be
They're both coming out on the same day.
Schizo moment.
>this guy again
I've never seen someone so anally destroyed on the internet.
>9 critic reviews
>1724 user ratings
>dominating the globe
11, and the game is 100+ hours long. Estimated to have sold 10+ million on Steam at this point. Your cope?
I'LL TAKE ONE EXTRA LARGE COPE WITH AN EXTRA LARGE SIDE OF SALT, THANKEE!
You're already coping beyond safe levels. ursine pp to stronk 4 u
I should have made that clearer. I was siding with you. The salt cope large cope cumslurp meal was the BG3 hater.
Estimated huh ? So ? What's the real given number ?
The game that raped Shazam.
>western game
>goty is a western award
>a japanese game won last year
>zelda already won the award recently
Yep, it's GOTY.
Zelda didnt win shit. It had to escape from elden ring too
2017
Yeah avoiding gta and such
Fake reviews and fake player counts.
It fricking sucks too lol Inventory management out the ass. The devs literally cannot stop themselves from littering every map with a bunch of random shit that you have to loot. Who thinks this is fun seriously have gamers gone insane.
>that you have to loot
>have to
It fricking sucks that the door to the next room doesn't open until you pick up every piece of loot, terrible game design.
I cant imagine anyone that can just not loot everything. Almost nobody is like that. They make their games super tedious and not fun.
the devs got shoved in lockers in highschool and did a lot of inventory management while they were hiding in there.
>Japanese game
>it has high school girls who are legal in most places with adult sized breasts
>no real sex, just cute stuff and a little groping at most
creepy and wrong! They can't consent!
>Baldur's Gape 3
>It has adult women with... very small looking perky breasts?
>also SEX WITH ANIMALS IS FUNNY LMAO and a look in their eye means they can consent!
>full on nudity with dicks everywhere
>game of the year lmao!
How the frick is this any less juvenile or creepy than anything I like again? I'm embarrassed for Baldurgays to be honest.
Didn't read, just stop being a creep
animals can't consent, freak.
>only 6 reviews 5 days after release
>There are publications that already gave the game 8's and 7's
> those are not yet published
It's almost like complying with ESG has its advantages uh?
> those are not yet published
Can't publish what's in your imagination.
>There are publications that already gave the game 8's and 7's
There aren't though.
646723862
lost
>using metecratic
sloppy job troony journalists
not buying it
Money tutorial
Why would I, GIGA CHUD, play goyslop that has troon characters and is made by anti white devs
>”Oh so this is like a Skyrim type deal?”
>It’s D&D but without the fun of bullshitting around it with your friends, the story is mostly predetermined.
And thus I don’t care.
A game like this based on the Cyberpunk 2020 tabletop would be my dream game. Too bad the CDPR will be holding that IP hostage forever.
Don't mind the Story, don't mind 50% of the combats, but man, is this shit poorly designed.
>Every Humanoid NPC uses PC class features but uses their base NPC health, so the get every Glass-canon, over-damaging feature of PC but with none of the detriments of low player health and statistics
>NPCs use instant-kill cheese tactics on every level of difficulty, which should be limited in Standard and be mostly in Tactician
>70% of checks are Persuasion, so if you didn't take it, or weren't a Charisma Class, you're fricked even with shit like guidance
>90% of unique items are in shops, rather than scattered throughout the world. Killing a shopkeeper makes you lose out on 90% of their stock
>Pickpocketing is absolute donkey nuts, as even if you succeed on a check, the shopkeeper notices shit is missing and immediately Beelines over to you, and if the person she targets happens to be the pickpocketer, they automatically know that your Character did it, and you can't use a single skill to shift blame.
Is it good like The Witcher 3 is? I tried and didn't like Hogwarts Legacy so.. should I give this one a go then?
Yeah it honestly makes Witcher 3's branching paths and choices look like a straight line. Just watch a few combat videos and make sure you like turn based.
The best comparison i can give you is it's like Dragon Age Origins but with very high production values.
This game turned me leftwing.
good now go chop off your dick
B-B-B-B-B-BUT THE BEAR SEX!
WEST HAS FALLEN,
Who cares,. Play and find out for yourself, or don't.