I literally burst out laughing when I met this b***h and saw her stupid panda eyes. That was where I quit and uninstalled the game. Shame Act 1 is way too long for a refund.
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I thought she was cute and wanted her to join my party then she lezzed out in front of me
She looks fricking stupid.
but enough about your mother
you look fricking stupid incel homosexual
>I thought she was cute and wanted her to join my party
Same
>then she lezzed out in front of me
The biggest shame is that they don't let you join.
It's cool, you can get rid of them both in act 3 and make 5k gold in the process
she looks cute, you're lame
>cute
Well, Larian defense force is dedicated to the bit at least.
>daisy shill
>cute
>looks like an 80s glam metal singer
>looks like an 80s glam metal singer
cute
sounds cute to me
I wanted to frick her until i learned she was a dyke
Then I wanted to frick her even harder
For me, I burst out laughing when the angel suddenly went full dyke and told me to get lost to frick this other dyke b***h. I see now why Ketheric lost his mind.
Doesn't her girlfriend skullstomp Ketheric too?
Stunning and brave.
Then everybody at the Moonrise clapped.
I was hoping desperately for there to be an option to side with thorm vs the other dead three. There isn't. You can only play the Greatest RPG Ever one way.
There isn't even a third option in the big act 1 quest. The game just gets more linear from there.
Are you telling me they were lying??
Yes there’s like 4
Larian never said that there were 17,000 endings it was from a clickbait article
they weren't lying, thats a quote from that homosexual fextralife
>Are you telling me they were lying??
Yes. TECHNICALLY this headline would have been "true" in the sense that it had lots of different stacking ending options that made the finale different. Very, very much stretching the definitions, but technically true.
But also they cut that from the game before release. The files for it are still in the game data, but the actual endings were cut.
So how many endings are there actually?
Two major ones afaik, if you don't count fail state endings like getting wished by gith queen or wyll bombing internally. Either you side with bhaal and paint world in crimson with your brain mount or kill it and save everyone. Guess who is becoming squidface is kinda major but it is treated entirely like a sidenote. Wotr has more options to resolve main plot point some fricking how even if you take all the ending slides out of the way (which bg3 doesn't even have, you get very short immediate closure for your companions and that's it).
Even if there were like 5 permutations for 6 different choices it would be 17k so that isn't much of a stretch
this is why I let shadowheart stab her everytime
Can't imagine disappointing mommy Shar
That's what OP said
The most moronic part of Act 2 is that your character is BOMBARDED with books/notes/dialogue about her being evil man's daughter, yet your moronic character doesn't figure it out and is absolutely shocked by the revelation.
lul
I think the most moronic part of Act 2 is how they made the whole thing revolve around a lesbian romance between an emo daddy issues cleric and a butch half-angel DMPC. It's like being forced to endure terrible fanfiction.
You are not forced to do any of these, though. You can kill Nightsong and return Isobel to Ketheric if you want.
He seethes and tries to kill you anyway
That's actually lazy writing or a lack of development time. There should be a redemption arc for Ketheric where he turns from Myrkul and dies peacefully.
The game has next to nothing for people who don't follow the anticipated choices
I thought it's because I left nightsong alive because it looks like ketheric's surrendering but nightsong interrupts it midway and pushes him to fight but I heard he fights you no matter what. It's also extremely contrived because the astral prism just jumps out of your pocket to give him another motivation to want to kill you.
For me the most important part of Act 2 was killing Ketheric and the squid dungeon revelations - two dykes were promptly killed and forgotten.
Squid revelations ?
>t.
Nah really what do you mean by squid dungeon revelations. Act 3 obliterated my memory because that shit put so many holes in my brain by the time I finished it
evil father cause he didnt support lesbian love of his daughter and princess luna
>I literally burst out laughing when I met this b***h and saw her stupid panda eyes. That was where I quit and uninstalled the game. Shame Act 1 is way too long for a refund.
>She looks fricking stupid.
>>cute
>Well, Larian defense force is dedicated to the bit at least.
Libtards are more likely to be fat, the high estrogen makes them homosexual
I bet you're fat, honestly
Post physique.
This is the face of the loser that runs one of the biggest WN racist accounts on Twitter lmao the literal embodiment of the basedjak.
>he who smelt it dealt it
leftoids, at some point you'll have to accept that fact that you're very stupid but probably it will be way too late.
>leftoids never attempt to justify the silly bullshit their ideology inflicts on people, just insult them in desperate hopes to make dissent stop
This is why you lose control of any space that isn't heavily moderated by tendie consumers.
The eye makeup is literally Selunes sigil, FRICK SECONDARIES.
i killed her when i realized she's LGBT and bhaal rewarded me for it
You can't kill the dyke angel outside of her special prison cutscene though
yeah I realized that. I still killed her lez lover in front of her, punched her on the ground and ran back to my camp where she was waiting for me to celebrate the fall of ketheric, kek
Reminds me of spending 10 minutes beating the shit out of Shadowbawd just to make her break up with me because the game is a buggy mess that prevents me from doing so myself and watching her go from ''I love you'' to ''How the frick did I ever fall for you'' intermixed with me dumping her in dialogue every time after reviving her, and then kissing her on the lips I just busted with my fist.
I should probably record it, shit is so funny to me.
does the kissing event change?
Ah, you meant Act 1 event.
I was talking about Act 3 when I'm already locked in and fricked her, then found out about her being a prostitute and tried to dump her.
Although initiating her Act 1 kissing event and then bashing her fricking brains out on the same day before going to sleep sounds like fun, I'll test it out and come back with my findings.
>found out about her being a prostitute
I see this being said but see no proof.
She says that she and her other disciples were "encouraged to get to know each other" after you sleep with another character that isn't a companion
Keep the cope going, it's endearing at this point.
i kept her on the bench for a long time and never brought her to the gauntlet, i went thru the content and after i left she comes up to me and just leaves the party because i think her destiny was to kill the nightsinger or some shit.
the same reason ketheric wanted her. he has a duplicate of those wagie cagies that he puts her in
average shar worshipper relationship
You still can sell her out to the mage in act 3.
How does it work when she's free?
You can also sell her into slavery to some mage or so I've been told.
yeah, lorroakan in the big mosque looking building in the city. it's the guy who originally gives you the breadcrumb to find her.
he's fricking fabulous by the way.
Why does he want her?
Thank you, I'll be sure to visit him =)
Nope, she still kisses me on the lips despite being in the red approval haha.
That part was the most moronic
>Reach building with Nightsong still alive, so you at least sort of want to keep her alive
>"Just hand her over bro"
>Refusal leads to a fight cause wizards can't take a no for an answer
Felt like he straight up walked into my blade.
That only happens if you tell the nightsong about Lorroakan before visiting him for the first time and she follows you to the tower.
Actually if you visit him he asks about her and you have to pass a check to pretend you don't know her if you want to avoid the fight
He's supposed to be Edwin, more cut content for the pile
>some mage
L = E.
I also think this but they never did anything with it. Super powerful Wizard who seeks immortality without a downside by trapping some b***h forever, which is pure fricking evil? Edwin for sure.
Was Edwin always so flamboyantly gay?
>lady aylin
>daughter of selune, one of the elder and most powerful gods
>is at the same lvl as some random crooks or guards in the 3rd act
>can get killed in 2 shots easily if you play your cards right
how does that make any sense
Based. The only thing more based than this is if we could rape her and her lover
Why does she have granny hair
Imagine quitting a game because a character has makeup you don’t like what a fricking loser
Get better makeup next time then.
>resurrected by fathers dark magic
>no one cares or is concerned about it
doesn't killing kethric nullify his active spells or some shit? Does anyone know how magic related to this works in DnD?
Didn't he make a deal with his god of death or some shit? It's not his magic - it's a god who revived her.
If you resurrect somebody they will stay alive even if you die
He made a deal with actual god of death, whatever happens after is kind of irrelevant. Myrkul is a c**t, but he can't actually descend upon the world of the living and kill her. He would if he could.
Distinction between Resurrection and reanimation.
Once you are resurrected you have just been not deaded, you arent constantly being kept alive you just arent dead anymore.
Why did you pay for it moron? Devs don't deserve to eat
it's a vibe
>that waste of space
If you're gonna lust for a clown, at least go for a based one.
built for hugs and kisses
Just finished Act 2 today talked to the squid and got to rivington waypoint, gonna reload an older save and have shart kill the angel instead. I don't like her white hair tbh, and her questline becomes "oh no my family" is generic and overused
The whole tower and everything is much harder if you kill nightsong.
My rogue is 12 exp away from leveling up and it's only because he died right at the end of an encounter. I'm pissed.
shank a rat
i like her
>panda eyes
I...what? What the frick does that mean? Is this some monkey slang or what
literraly first searchengine image
>make-up is ackshully a super secret pedo club conspiracy
actually kys dude
>butt sex makes your eyes bulge out of your head and burst blood vessels in your face
I don't think thats how that works
It isn't too farfetched. There's a lot of large blood vessels in your colon, which is why old people frequently have heart attacks on the shitter.
You have to be samegayging. Because there's no way a human being is confused by the idea of "panda eyes". You pretended like you didn't know what they are, so you have an excuse to post that controversial image. Everyone knows that panda eyes refers to dark circles around the eyes like a panda. That's the normal association with the word. It's abnormal to think of this weirdo pedo stuff.
The two hottest characters in the game are lesbians, I hate Larian.
Nice b8, have a (you)
For me, it was keeping the magical d20 a secret from the druid in act 2 only for her to state she wanted me to put it to use as if she knew all along. Knew through the threads that things started falling apart, but I wasn't prepared for how much.
Alfira not being romancable didn't help.
>ackfira
Tbh they should've thought about making her a companion.
So should I kill the nightsong or no
The only downside seems to be that you can't redeem Shadowheart early on and have her with white hair, no idea how it impacts her romance. But i do know you can redeem her near the end of Act 3 anyway she just never changes her hairstyle to white hag.
I hear a lot of npcs die if you kill the nightsong, I went through rescuing the prisoners and finding the kid to cure the shadows. I want to let shadowheart kill her since it feels jarring for her to do a 180 she kept telling us it was her dream to become a jusdiciar.
NPCs die if you kill Isobel because she's the one protecting them. The only important NPCs that die are Damon, the tiefling that helps Karlach in her quest, and the man who can tell you how to lift the curse. But you can just use Talk with the Dead to lift the curse and you can finish Karlach quest before killing Isobel and you won't miss anything.
Of course that you can also kill Isobel after she's done protecting people with the shield.
The only person that can potentially die if you kill Nightsong is Jaheira but there's a way to keep her alive, i think in order to do so you have to
1. Kill isobel
2. Lie to jaheira about who killed isobel
3. Tell jaheira to go to your camp
If that happens Nightsong dying won't kill Jaheira because she's safe at your camp.
If you kill the nightsong everyone at the Last Light dies
> The only important NPCs that die are Damon, the tiefling that helps Karlach in her quest, and the man who can tell you how to lift the curse.
Does that mean the ironhand gnome dude from the windmill and his friend also die? I know he's setting up a quest because he told me to meet him in baldurs gate.
I just want to help shadowheart achieve her dream...
I can confirm that if you let shart do her thing then the deep gnomes die, so does jaheira if she's not already at your camp
Maybe I'll play two simultaneous playthroughs with both options
She helps with ketheric..if you free her again on myrkul/ketheric...that happens to get dominate minded by a frickin mindlfayer right after...and lead to a quest in act 3 to sell her or help kill the mage gay.
Honestly the only reason to save her is so that it eventually leads to Rolan getting a b***hing mage tower for his family to live in.
Yea I like the tieflings and the gnomes but I can't stand the lesbians. It's quite a dilemma honestly.
Bro i hardly remember rolan at that point. Was he even important? So much more important shit gets dumped on you act 3 that a lot of act 1 characters like rolan and even fricking mol, Arabella have one line of dialogue and thats it. Then there is dammon who acts like he doesn't duckin remember me, but nice shop BTW I guess
Lol I just remembered he died because while I was exploring, I saw two shadows fighting an npc but I was teleporting away at the same time. Went back and rolan on the ground dead and killed the shadows. Quest still incomplete and I can't tell the two at the inn bar that the homie is dead
she and Aylin are meant to represent the annoying ERP-ers at the table
she got kidnapped in my first run by that feathered dude.
I kept it that way because Im not a savescumming little b***h.
if you're the dark urge you can kill her and gain the slayer form since you're a bhaalspawn
minthara is great
Minthara is a constant support, she is right there helping Shadowheart become shars chosen, and encouraging Astarion to take what is “rightfully” his, after all his suffering.
This b***h is hotter than Shadowheart wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Scratch brought me a potion of animal speaking. I think it wants to say something. Although i have been deliberately avoiding talking to him, because talking to your dog is somewhat cursed
>Shadowheart reveals that she's over 40 years old when you visit the Sharran Enclave
what the frick? I guess she's a half-elf but still b***h looks like she's 28
I understand why the game stops at level 12, but now i just want a sequel that has a higher power-level and lets you go all the way to 20. I know the higher tier spells can be difficult to implement, but it's not impossible. Even things like Wish, just give us a list of options to pick from when casting. I want to fight a proper Beholder. I want to fight the Tarrasque. Frick it, let me go to the Hells and kill Tiamat. I feel like there's so much potential.
She looks like a 40yo roastie trying hard to look like a 16yo emo
yeah the game describes her as a "girl" but she looks like someones Mom chaperoning a Halloween party. its the wests obsession with laugh lines mostly
>its the wests obsession with laugh lines mostly
what
>laugh lines are bad
>someone enjoying life and not being a child is bad
Are you a literal pedo?
kids dont enjoy life? what the frick are you even trying to say you fricking schizo
Kids haven't had the hours of enjoyment someone older than 24 has, and as such laugh lines haven't developed as there's been less stretching of the skin in those areas.
As the skin hasn't stretched anywhere near as much no wrinkles have formed on kids.
Dunno why you would be perverted over the lack of fricking laugh lines over forehead creases but okay...
Ok dude. Totally normal behavior to think about kids all the time and bring them up unprompted.
People who find laugh lines ugly think about kids because laugh lines are literally a sign of age.
Not finding laugh lines attracted is waaaay more concerning as there's only one reason to imply they're bad.
???? Regular people often use filters to remove those. I'm convinced you're an actual nonce that doth protest too much so Im gonna stop replying.
>people use filters to remove laugh lines
Cool,
Still takes a pedo to turn down an actual person if they have any hint of them
Out of curiosity I edited out her laugh lines.
Its an improvement. theres actually a mode that does the same thing
Better, but those giant cheekbones and manjaw still make her look like a botox infused roastie
REMINDER:
> Dark Urge palyers = subhumans who think they are alphas and fantasies about the perfect chick giving him infinite attention and adoration who accepts his animal instincts
> female players = third worlders obsessed with european women
> chad players = selfinserting betas rejected by irl communes
> futa players = just braindead anime-style autists who don't care about anything
> tieflings = cucks
> midget playerd = “kek”, “loooooool!”
> dragonborn = “sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!”
> Githyanki (‘XE / XIM’)
and also:
> Farquaad
i am playing a gnome wizard with green skin because theres no option to play as a goblin
Is that image AI generated? My brain can't parse what I am looking at.
Gamepad action select wheel
>My brain can't parse what I am looking at.
It's something you see literally hundreds of times every single day. The fact that you can't tell what it is by looking at that shape can only mean that you're sub-90 iq gorilla Black person devoid of abstract thought.
I don't play Baldur's Gay 3
And what's that to do with anything, Black?
You can't tell what hands are? Brain damaged
I was referring to the background, looks like you're the midwit
There are hands in the background too though
>gnome with green skin to play as goblin
same here, and "kek", "looooooool" definitely describes my choice
I am playing as a Dark Urge female chad (futa) tiefling with draconic bloodline while constantly reduced in size by Gale and I am romancing Lae'Zel while telling Farquaad to kill himself on 4Chud.
>killed that b***h the moment the dark urge suggested it
The reactions were priceless
is that minthara
yeah
🙂 😀 :3
>literally every character or NPC you meet is an extremely annoying c**t
>every time, you can either accept their annoying c**t behavior as normal
>or kill them
>no in between, it's either "you are totally right!" or "DIE DIE DIE"
what in the name of frick is this abysmal writing
It would be more funny if it was real but you obviously didn't play it. Zoomers can't bait
Lets see in Act 1 alone you have
Druids: buttholes
Goblins: dumb buttholes
Tieflings: mostly whiny buttholes
Gith: buttholes
the Zhetenarions or whatever: buttholes
the brothers searching for their sister: buttholes
the sister: buttholes
Grymforge dwarves: buttholes
Grymforge gnomes: buttholes
Mushroom people: cool
Am I forgetting anything?
>Am I forgetting anything?
Your butthole: Pozzed
That's the most israeli looking white nationalist I've ever seen. Is he the Nazi Uncle Ruckus or something?
Thought the dark dwarf boat capn was tight but thats it. Every dark half ling were suck little frickers
Wait how many buttholes does the sister have
You forgot the Kua Toa in the underdark worshipping BOAAL
It actually is real. I'm still at the beginning, and these are the things that already happened to me:
>random stranger gives me order and calls me names, expects me to follow, can't even tell her off, just joins my party
>find same stranger later in a cage, still insults me and gives me orders
>someone held a knife to my throat and wanted to kill me, then expected me to be his companion
>same guy caught trying to drink my blood, expected me to let him drink it AFTER already being caught
>wizard follower waiting in camp and cursing, curse back because it seems funny, wizard follower immediately disapproves -1 (only HE is allowed to curse!)
it's fricking ridiculous
if this was a TTRPG with actual players, they would start asking what the frick the GM is smoking
Yeah if I was the GM I would ask what you were taking for ADHD because you need a dose before a session because you can't fricking follow a story lil pup. You all have fricking brain parasites the size of your moms clit swimming around in your head that turn you into a gay squid. After awhile everyone cooles the frick down when you get to know them. You only play 2 hours or something?
>Yeah if I was the GM
thankfully, morons like you are never GM of any group, because the players would bail in the first hour.
Yeah I wouldn't DM for a group of Black person zoomers that can't focus on a story.
and this is why you play alone with yourself, anon. good that you finally understand.
Whatever zoomstein, not my fault you can't pay attention to a few lines of dialogue in a video game.
>brain parasites
Go back to resetera, troon
??? what are you on about, you have a fricking Mindflayer parasite inside your brain.
Brain parasites fo not excuse every single damn character you meet being a c**t
You have irl brain parasites if you don't know that the game is about mindflayer parasites when you are posting in this thread
Thought it was fricking lame how Halsin was introduced even with animal speak. Literally could talk more with me there in bear form on anything? Fine gobbos, have some rocks.
this is larian writing, anon.
halsin wants to frick you in the ass literally in the first conversation you have with him.
the illithid "emperor" is the same.
he asks to suck your wiener on your 2nd conversation.
im playing this fricking game and i cant believe how horribly this shit is written.
its like reading some 12 year olds wet dream fantasy.
Bro what version of the game are you guys playing man? I have not had this happen to me and I am 160 hours into it.
About Isobel...
Do they ever tell you how she died?
There are a couple mentions (one from herself) about how she doesnt know how she died so i always expected it was gonna be some twist or reveal but i never found out.
Her girlfriend probably beat her up to death considering dyke domestic violence rates.
I sold the nightsong to the wizard in Baldur's Gate and killed Isobel. Millenia of slavery is better than a quick death.
how can you people keep playing this game?
im at moonrise towers and im completely burned out and done with BG3, there is nothing that would keep me playing.
i heard the last act, the city, is the worst part of the whole game, so maybe ill just quit and save time.
Act 3 was burning me out tbh, and I found out I skipped a few quest in the city I just completely didn't see, most probably wouldn't even function anyway.
Funny enough bg1 was the exact same way
bg1 kept me playing because it had locations other than an empty forest or an empty cave.
i could chill out in inns, towns etc.
bg3 is literally a forest and a tent camp you can sleep in and have an orgy.
>bg1 had locations besides an empty forest or empty cave
This has to be bait, like 70 percent of the game is empty forests, 10 percent is empty caves, and the rest are inns and towns
you just repeated what he said, anon.
I suppose if you count the few and far between places that are not empty then yes I did
Bg3 has way the frick more in any map area than bg1 does, even the emptier places
Reminder that she takes troony angel wiener every night and that she was murdered by her lover.
You really think that people are going to agree with you? That's one of the stupidest reasons I've heard why someone quit a game and to top it off you're playing a game where you can just kill her.
why is this game so fricking horny? it's just awkward. glad i'm not beholden to the 2 hour refund period.
>literally cannot kill her moronic, ultra special OC ass, or the similar OC Dyke Angel without losing a frickload of content for Act 3
Good lord this is embarassing.
But your Dark Urge... bro?
People are seriously missing out by not playing evil DU. It's the only way to enjoy this garbage story and characters
But anon, Dark Urge has, at best, 5 extra options through the whole game. Being Dark Urge doesn't give you anything interesting other than killing Alfina. You can kill Isobel and the other dyke as regular Tav.
She gets kidnapped in two turns max in my current game, is the tavern defence supposed to be winnable like this? What am I missing?
Block the door and kill the Black person trying to capture her in one turn, that's it
You and another anon who complained about this in the general are definitely doing something wrong. I didn't even know it was possible for her to be kidnapped in my game because it didn't happen. The tavern fight was like 15 rounds total. (Winged gay died within the first few)
Happened to me also, sometimes she literally gets killed on the 2nd turn without you being able to prevent it if you don't take immediate action turn one to block doors or burst down the flying tard
Just engage him with everyone or use Hold Person or something at that point.
I gave her barkskin when I realised she has like 12ac and that was enough to prevent her from getting memed on by the gargoyles, then I disarmed the dude and it went smooth from there
if you have a cleric, cast sanctuary on isobel
otherwise just shove the dude into a corner and bodyblock him from getting to isobel with your frontliners
I hate old women.
Doing my co-op run this week with a bro who wants to play two martials so I'm going to be playing two casters in the back
what background should I take for sorcerer?
Yet another uncreative, boring Ciri attempt. BG3 is full of wanna-be characters.
what? the character doesn't look or even act like ciri. selune clerics in d&d are also usually depicted with silver hair, not just a bg3 thing
Blind moron. The only reason she doesn't look the same is because Larian is shit at copying.
Looks like the shilling has died down a little. Is it time to admit the game is trash yet?
It's deeply flawed and shouldn't have been released yet. It's clear Larian tried to dodge the Starfield train but they released a buggy piece of shit. Under the mud cake though is something pretty good - though I think the core ideas of the Emperor and Absolute are pretty lame.
I'd recommend waiting 6 months before purchasing this game if someone interested still hasn't purchased.
Is this a glitch? The game thinks I signed a contract with Raphael but I didn't, I'm very confused, or is this just Gale being a schizo?
Ive done 2 playthroughs, and my last playthrough was buggier than the first, idk if its bad luck or if they`ve genuinely made things worse with patches.
We all believe that you've played the game and you're not shitposting.
>he doesn't like when girls go full moron with the eye shadow
Gay
Wow, like literally, just wow. Just say you hate trans people already and go away you fricking bigot chud.
>The more the game goes on the more linear and pride parade it gets
What the frick is wrong with this genre nowadays
It's the Larian special, their games have always been fallen apart during the last 1/3 of the game.