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Baldur's Gate 3?
This is what Larian took from you.
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dead game. nobody cares anymore they shit the bed with act3
lmao
Holy shit. I don’t say this lightly but this is unironically biblical. This is baldur
Also, of the 4 SP games in the top 10, BG3 has the highest player retention over the same period of time.
>longer game is played longer
No fricking way.
Elden ring is about the same in length
>longer game is played longer
Elden Ring 100% is 105 hrs for me.
BG3 100% is 120 hrs for me.
I started up a second solo playthrough right after beating it with friends. Took me 30 hours to completely finish act 1 alone. Tactician is a joke if you know what you're doing.
You didn't beat the game if you had a full party on tactician, you and your love interest only is the canon run.
Playing a Selune Devotion Paladin with Shadowheart is such kino. You get special dialogue and romance is much more interesting.
>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1077
Can get special deity paladin dialogue without mod if you multiclass paladin/cleric.
Larian won.
>Steam spy
Frick off moron.
>still using steamspy after they went israelite mode
>STOP THE COUNT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're looking at 2023's GoTY. Bow down before Larian.
It has nothing to do with hating the game. SS is just a terrible website.
>Cyberpunk 2077 sold 20 million total last year by September
>somehow the game sold 20 million on steam alone by tsteam spy
stfu larian bot, kys.
>ESL is terrible at math
Everytime.
He's right though. it did the same thing with Elden Ring. It said Elden Ring was at 20 million on steam a month after it launched, when Bandai said it was 12 million on all platforms a week or two later.
EA version sold 2.5 millions of copies (confirmed by Larian) and steamspy stats confirm that
Actually based, can't believe they made Act 1 and 2 literal masterpieces followed by the most unsatisfying piece of shit in any game I've ever played.
Are we sure that Obsidian isn't secretly developing this game?
>dead game
Not even a fan of the game but you're an absolute shit-brained moronic dumb-homosexual for saying this. Like, do you actually living underneath cow shit patties on a farm in Kansas? How does one become as disconnected from reality and society as a whole as you currently are? Holy cow-titty christ you're moronic.
REMINDER that they
COMPLETLY rewrote
COMPLETELY reanimated
COMPLETELY revoiced
Wyll's character just months before release
But they could not be bothered, not even in the slightest, to finish mintharas or karlachs content
And he was better before the rewrite too
What, did they rewrite? He is a boring Black person do-gooder
I will never forgive how shamelessly halfassed the entire 3rd act is. They could release the Definitive edition with all of the cut content for free tomorrow and I would still hate Larian.
doesn't sound like your character is the father
KEK BASED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA imagine if the Ganker mintharatrannies get absolutely BTFO when the baby comes out black
Are you moronic?
Astarion clearly has audio for if you're the father or someone else is
>or someone else is
What.
The "someone else is the father" lines are for when your Tav is a female, I presume. So its like getting a sperm donor
people can play as women and still romancer her
There's script for if your character is the father and if they aren't. It seems like it's dependent on whether your character is male or female, and whether you romanced them or not.
Rent free
Larian didn't take anything from me because I recognized the trash they were selling, plus they're larian and never finish their games
Not even worth downloading
im only mildly upset at the cut Astarion line.
OP sucks wieners.
Enligthen me on how to make a Barbarian character using multiclasses that's really good or really funny.
Champ Berserker
-Strength
-Tavern Brawler
-Athletic
Jump stupidly far and throw homies.
Champion Fighter 4 for proficiencies,a feat better crit and action surge
Barb Berserker 5 for the extra attack and 3rd weapon attack using your bonus action
Rogue Thief 3 for the extra bonus action
>Leveling order
Barb 5, Fighter 3, Rogue 3, Fighter 4.
Get the great weapon master feat ASAP and always use reckless attacks. Max STR and CON.
>Race
Half-Orc or Wood Elf for the extra movement speed.
Do I not want to be throwing shit? an anon said that using tavern brawler and throwing enemies and using them as weapons was better.
Fighter is probably your best bet towards making that relevant.
>War is the perfect nursery for a child
Was it austism?
She thinks that every single species lays eggs like the Githyanki, you tell me.
My dick almost exploded when laezel said "I couldnt imagine having sex and be afraid of having a child"
I'd probably go for her if her in-game model looked more like this. There's Gith in the game that look cute, but I can't really find Lae'zel attractive.
>I can't really find Lae'zel attractive.
Then you're gay.
Is that armor modded?
Looks like a breastplate or half plate so no.
no u
Look in her eyes, not her nose
Dude
My CUTE ayylmao princess!
*SMOOCH* on those kissy lips!
doesn't karlach leave if you slaughter the tieflings?
how is she meant to react to this?
There was probably a way to get Minthara without slaughtering tieflings but it was cut.
you can skip grove questline altogether
tieflings will die anyway but not by your hand
You can recruit Minthara if you just don't resolve the goblin thing in Act 1, it was somehow possible to recruit her and Halsin before the last patch.
>only way to get Minthara is by being cartoonishly evil, tieflings must die and there's no way you can save them
>well ACKCHYUALLY she's not evil and would fit your good boy run perfectly
oh for frick's sake Swen
I can't stay mad at her, bros.
It do be like that.
So true
>the one trick drow have that prevents them from being genocided
I think they cut Minthara's pregnancy content because they're implementing pregnancy content for all characters before including hers as well.
What do you guys think?
No it was probably because of the genital selection
>No it was probably because of the genital selection
Doubt, game has states for you being the parent and somebody else
If you play as a tiefling, can you be a hard ass and tell the morons in the grove to just man up and leave?
Spoiler alert: it's fake. AI generated lines.
You're one dumb motherfricker, AIjeet.
rent free
I don't care I have my wife who while not pregnant during the game itself wants to be
leftists will never allow you to have a decent waifu to carry your children
go get a vasectomy white male!
The desperate flailing of mindbroken chuds brings me joy and inner peace.
there's a chud in your gif anon
>writes the two best characters in the game
Apologize to this pederast.
Froggy's well written but Wyll is pure trash. No one gives a frick about him.
Honestly Wyll is so fricking borning, he has nothing that going for him that would show that he has some personality beside being the nice guy.
He less annoying than Gale tho.
Gale is based just for risking it all for a literal goddess
I hugely disagree, the second I saw him I thought he'd be the Kaiden, Jacob, Blackwall
I.e. the obligatory human male companion with no personality, nothing going on and a shitty story.
But his character and personal story were actually shockingly compelling.
>inb4 that one schitzo who's whole personality is that his EA story was better and would have made the game 13/10
No one cares.
>Blackwall
>no personality
You never played Inquisition. Blackwall was the best written character in the game. Felt like he just walked right out of a Game of Thrones episode.
>Muh heckin' guys
OK, he spends the majority of the game LARPing as the boring guy, has an interesting twist reveal and immediately goes back to being boring. He's also still a personality balckhole with everyone but Sera
He had great bants with everyone:
His romance was pure CUTE without any cringe lewd shit and he was never boring, because Grey Wardens are cool and he was quite decent at impersonating one.
So the paid marketing period is over?
Damn.
Is it just me or does the game feel very small? There's only a few locations in the game and it feels so streamlined.
It feels small compared to massive open world games, but the areas feel much more dense and interactable.
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IF LARIAN DOESN'T LET MY TAV BE A FATHER
>that last lin
FRICK YOU LARIAN YOU STOLE MY WIFE WITH YOUR BUGGY SHIT
>play coop
>can't romance coop partner
getting something so simple wrong is mindblowing
At least they had the decency to cut it out. All this sex stuff is honestly cringe and I wish they'd remove it completely from the game. You need to really nail it for it to work, and from what I've seen in the game, they failed to deliver on that front - it's bunch of reddit tier fanfic writing.
She'll be added in fully for the Enhanced Edition. It's inevitable.From what I understand she was added in as a potential party member due to the popularity of the character when the game was in early access.
>can't get the frog pregnant
Suffering.
Just steal the egg and raise it as your own
*gravid
FTFY
>A notable difference between drow and their topside cousins lies in their fertility rate. Most elves have very low fertility rates, in keeping with their long lifespans. Drow mothers, in contrast, give birth as often as the more fertile races, such as humans and orcs. Their greater fertility reflects the crushing mortality rate among drow infants and youngsters. Drow females might give birth to ten times the number of babies than the females from other elven subraces do, but this does not mean that they end up with more adult children.
>It is common for pregnant drow to carry twins or even triplets. Even in these cases, multiple births are rare, as the strongest of the fetuses feeds on its siblings in the womb. Pregnant drow can sometimes feel these mortal combats take place in their bellies. Such prenatal battles produce in their mothers a euphoric sensation, referred to in the Undercommon tongue as chad-zak. The feeling is infinitely stronger than that produced in the bedchamber or by any intoxicant. Without it, it is doubtful that drow women, selfish to the core, would ever deign to suffer the inconveniences of reproduction.
>Chad-zak occurs up to four times per multiple pregnancy. It usually happens early in the third trimester. Mothers who experience repeated chad-zaks usually feel them in quick succession, once every one or two days. The final chad-zak indicates one fetus's successful slaying of its rivals. This process does not result in stillbirths; the slain are absorbed back into the mother's body.
i see why people are buttmad over the ending
>kill brain or dont
>string of companion cut scenes
>credits
.
should have let gale frickin nuke everything
They cut the slides reeeeeeeeee
>the audio is literally done
>all they need is the art team to draw some images or even take ingame screenshots
>nope just cut the whole thing
man I thought people saying this game was rushed because of starfield were shitposting but I'm starting to believe them
I'm pretty damn near certain it was (or at the very least, they knew they couldn't get the ending together in a month) and ultimately it ended up being the right choice. Early game was good enough for all the 10/10s and now they will get great press again when they remake Act 3 in the enhanced edition a year or so from now.
Which is why they ain't getting my money until then.
not pulling the pin on Gale should be an instant broken oath on paladin.
>nooooo you can't make your inevitable deaths matter by killing both the control brain, entire illithid colony, and all the avatars of the undead 3 in one fell swoop with the least risk and collateral damage, noble sacrifice is like being a hekkin suicidebomberino g*d isn't frikin real frick you dad!
every option to ultimately "save" yourself causes the muhrefugee crisis at baldurs gate, all the continued suffering, and perpetuates the illithid conflict instead of destroying them.
Is she properly romanceable yet?
I finished the game and couldn't even completely romance shadowheart because she bugged out too
I would have chose minthara if she worked
Nope, her flags aren't set by any dialogue
I'm trying to be an evil character but Minthara is kinda cucking me. Even if I do everything right, I have to rescue her from fricking Moonrise just to recruit, and if I Dark Urge kill her, it's glitched so her body doesn't appear and I can't get the tadpole
Makes sense though. That b***h looks old as hell so there's no way she should still be fertile.
how could they get away with this?
I would lock her up and frick the evil out of her
Nice edit, I feel pity for fools who can't even install basic mods for a proper playthrough.
anon nothing is edited in that pic
I thought you edited minthara. Why would you make her exact copy?
what?
All I'm saying is she's missing matching black lipstick. Install the Appearance Edit mod and fix that issue.
but minthara is perfect
>want to romance minthara
>doing so makes you lose 3 companions and a quarter of act 2 quests
is it really worth it? going evil seems to fricking suck after act 1
Sounds like it would be good for a second playthrough.
so makes you lose 3 companions
Halsin and who else?
Karlach and Wyll leave if you kill the Tiefs
What if you take them after killing the tiefs?
I think Karlach refuses and Wyll disappears/dies
minthara buckbreaks wyll in the grove fight and karlach spergs out about killing Innocents if you do the (fake) paladins of tyr quest to kill her. as before possible Best in slot rapier is the only reason to keep wyll around and even that is class and play style contingent.
Karlach and Wyll. Romancing Minthara means you have to invade the grove you can't just leave it alone.
Based. I'm almost done with my moralgay human fighter run. I'm looking forward to murderhoboing everything in the game on my second playthrough with some delicious drow arm candy at my side.
I just can't understand anyone going for minthara. Her voice doesn't sound attractive at all. The drow chick in the tower? HOT. Mizora? SSSMOKING. This b***h? She sounds like a stuffy old headmaster at a boarding school.
she sounds evil
she is evil
>looks like a man
looks like a hot woman, zoomers are low T and can't appreciate defined jaws and so will have dysgenic children
I would understand it if she wasn't the only thing exclusive to an evil playthrough. She's hot but not "play the whole game just just for her" hot.
I find oddities attractive in women.
Patch 2 coming tomorrow, im read to be disappointed tbh.
Have faith, Minthara romance + pregnancy fully implemented
x ray view plus sperm hitting egg
Is it tomorrow? I assumed it would be the day before or of PS5 launch.
and there was voice lines involving Helia, that shit got cut way earlier. Like how the frick would the passage of time work storywise for pregnancy to even be brought up?
>tomorrow
How do you know?
it will probably come September 3rd, together with the PS5 release, though I wouldn't put all my eggs in one basket...
Patch is finito, playtesting on all larian offices around the world is the last part before push to steam.
Yeah but where is the source to this information
A wise magic oak tree came to him in a dream.
Because shills and insider shills
Drows lay eggs?
No, githyanki lay eggs so Lae assumes everyone else does.
kek, moronic frog
CUTE clueless frog!
looks like a dude
this blue b***h fricking mogs shadowheart what the hell?!
Smoker voice, blue skin, based and evil personality, ear petting. That normie le goth(not) gf never stood a chance
Why did the lead writer say she is his favorite and runs her in his party if she is bugged and missing half the content?
Because they are lying fricks, no one in that entire studio playtested her, or else she would have worked day one.
cause it has the content and gatekeeping it till its properly pozzed for the chuddite population
homie has the fricking dev build.
>setMintharaPreggoStat = 1
>Load cell upper city
Programmers hate the writers (as the writers are the cuck squad), and purposefully frick the game up.
>sodomy simulator 3
>trying to be evil
>only 3 party members will stick around
>one of them will inevitably kill another one
yes, it's like a game of dnd
>mercenaries are not custom
>instead they are a collection of freakshit morons literally taken from discord
You can't even hire mercs properly for an evil playtrough, it truly is a fricking disgrace.
yeah youre not meant to be evil being evil just locks you out of content
>one of them will inevitably kill another one
avoidable
>>one of them will inevitably kill another one
you know you can just rez them and they have pretty funny commentary about what happened.
The best part of the Minthara content is still in the game, slaughtering the grove and getting her so hot she blows/rides you, and then you snap her neck after for being an Absolute cuck,
Never forget that someone literally was sperging out telling people to kill themselves because people were pointing out that the game doesn't allow paladins to choose gods. Only oaths to no one apparently.
Also weird agenda considering there is literally dialog and triggers ala clerics and the paladins having a deity is already a value in game turned off for ??? reason.
wotc issue, its a nudnd thing
Here's the weird part, why is the code flag in there just for paladins then? It's RIGHT there.
Probably because they were told to cut it, same reason wotc are trying to phase out racial bonuses in dnd
Her and frog are the best characters in this game. Both are impossible irl. No hells, no heavens, only this...
>she’s good because she’s evil
bravo
>Bring up Drizzt in front of her
>She calls him a homosexual
Absolutely based and bestgirlpilled
Question: Mol got carried off by a demon. I'm in the prison but can't seem to find her. Can I find her somewhere here in act 2?
Only her eye patch, you find her in act 3 sewers.
Gpotcha. where exactly is her eyepatch?
please respond
>Hey it's my dream to become a Twilight chick, can your spawn bite me? I'll give you this stat boosting potion if you do.
>Astarion suddenly and conveniently develops standards
Forever frick him.
That b***h has super aids or something, while Astarion just had standard aids before I forced him to suck her off. Her whole deal is fricking around with blood so her having rancid blood and a vampire spawn turning it's nose up at ti didn't bother me much tbqh.
why do enemies stand there doing nothing for 10 seconds on every single turn
It is a bug
The AI is thinking about the optimal way to get hit by an attack of opportunity by every single one of your melees just to end up in the worst position possible for the next turn, please understand.
cause you went stealth/invisible
>no RDR2 style epilogue where you build a home for your wife and concubines
Missed opportunity for greatness.
Minthara's a total waste you can't tell me there's no way to integrate her into the party and join without losing people. You should be able to break her mind domination and fill her in at the goblin camp.