Baldur's gate 3

BG3 awaiting room. the only bad thing about the game right now is Larian's home-brew rules.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Tieflings

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to be pissed if Human ends up being the WORST race by far due to racial ability scores. +1 everything should be OKAY, not actively BAD.
      >hurrr so stop powergaming, just roleplay what you want
      I can also play half-human (half-elf) and be a much better character, doesn't take a leap in roleplaying strategy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This has got to be like announcing a sage/report right? Frick off, moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you very much. I get paid depending on how much replies my thread gets, so yours counts towards it.

      • 11 months ago
        ITT:Video game Filters

        Why don't you ever post this on any of the Nintendo threads like fire emblem?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because those are actual paid content, and he's paid to promote them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep posting this.
        Have you noticed how every time exactly 3 people respond to your post in a negative way?
        Eventually your post will buckbreak the Discordtrannies the same way Beamdog-troony was broken with the beamdog-pasta.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her quest will likely be expanded, as she's a shadow druid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we could have gotten kahga snake instead of the bear bros...

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to be pissed if Human ends up being the WORST race by far due to racial ability scores. +1 everything should be OKAY, not actively BAD.
    >hurrr so stop powergaming, just roleplay what you want
    I can also play half-human (half-elf) and be a much better character, doesn't take a leap in roleplaying strategy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even.
      1 lvl dip wizard nets you lvl 6 spells...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are using Tasha and variant humans rules, humans will be the best race for almost anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >variant human
        Haha. No. Confirmed will not be in.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally said that Variant Human is not in. Are you clinically moronic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They reworked human

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >+6 bonus stat points is LE BAD!
      I hate morons who try to powergame without even know how to do it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it actually is bad. +1 across the board often has no impact on whether or not you hit your bonuses, which take +2 to a stat. And the very nature of 5e classes means that having +1 to every stat isn't actually that useful, as most classes use just one or two stats.
        Humans were strong only because the Variant Human rule exists, which gives you a free feat at level 1 instead of waiting until level 4 like many other races would have to do. It also comes with a free proficiency, which normal Human does not.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except BG3 runs on point buy, meaning your starting bonus will never hit +4 in anything anyway but your total positive scores will be better. It's much more conducive to MAD classes and multiclassing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Human allows a 16/16/14/12/10/9 spread which no other race does. You miss out solely on a 17 cap which the +2 attribute races allow. Your stats across the board will be significantly higher which is much stronger for a whole bunch of classes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >16/16/14/12/10/9
            and the 12/10/9 is irrelevant for every single class

            >16 main stat
            >16 secondary stat
            >14 con

            any 2+ 1+ race can go 16/16/14/8/8/8 with 4 points spare to spend anywhere else while also getting actual racial bonuses

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              just mod it back in, anon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro your saves?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >saves
                >letting enemy casters live past turn 1
                skill issue

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                dont get hit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >any 2+ 1+ race can go 16/16/14/8/8/8
              Only if the 2/1 are in their two primary stats. What if you want a combination no race offers, of which there are several?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What if you want a combination no race offers, of which there are several?

                barb - str/con/dex - half orc
                bard - cha/dex/con - half elf
                cleric - wis/con/dex - dwarf
                druid - wis/dex/con - wood elf
                fighter str/dex/con - half orc/halfling
                monk - dex/wis/con - wood elf
                paladin - str or dex/cha/con - dragonborn
                ranger - dex/con/wis - woof elf
                rogue - dex/con - halfling
                sorcerer - cha/dex/con - half elf
                warlock - cha/dex/con - half elf
                wizard - int/dex/con - high elf

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            human is meme. Investing into useless stats is meme.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the only bad thing about the game right now is Larian's home-brew rules.
    and the shit ass graphics from 2005
    and the obsession with forcing players to follow romance in a world saving plot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really care that much about details of romances and scenes related to them, but Larian really highlighting the romances have made me more uninterest in the game than anything else. Romances are generally the least fun part of RPGs, but I guess it is what the normalgay consoomers who were introduced to the genre by Bioware want.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and the obsession with forcing players to follow romance in a world saving plot.
      1. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
      2. You're not "forced" to do anything. I takes 0.2 seconds to click on the "Not interested, let's move on." dialogue option.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
        It looks like shit, it doesn't even try to look good, thre's everything wrong with that moronic stance that all western RPG should look like putrefied vomit to appease the castrated sub human bottom feeder that you are.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you mouthbreathers insist on criticizing a staple of the genre since BG2 turned it into a trend and has been copied across countless of RPGs? It's just a bizarre attitude. Here's this thing that has existed for 2 decades, and I don't like it. Then play another genre?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >staple of bioware and it's "spiritual successors"
            fixed it for you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quite frankly I preferred the house rules in ea, until they introduced dumped down and honestly mandatory multiclassing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dumbed down
        It's based on 5E, it's already significantly dumbed down for morons who want to be "such a nerd ecks dee" without actually having to properly learn a rules system.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think you remember/know what average game graphics looked like in 2005.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gale is canon MC. your shitty tav aren't matter. Only Gale is matter for story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?
      Black person if any origin is the main character it's Shadowheart. She's the one with the super special magic box.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not making a custom PC
      >playing as some cuck/troon's self-insert character

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How modable is this game going to be? I want to recreate my first dnd character but none of the female face options I've seen look cute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play as shadow heart

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is cute but I want to roll my own character

        There is a bunch of female face mods already up

        Based, I will now buy your game in 3 weeks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you do it before release day, you are automatically upgraded to the deluxe edition for free

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a bunch of female face mods already up

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Todd get away with it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since when did Gale look so sexy?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And writing.
    Holy frick, the writing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ye, bummer.
      What to expect from proud cuckold team?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with the writing?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are DOS elves unnaturally tall or is that just the artist's interpretation?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're the tallest race by far

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    isn't she almost break your pelvis during the sex scene in the game?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Larian's home-brew rules
    Honestly, compared to the disaster that's 5.5e I don't even mind their homebrews.
    At least they realize that monk sucks balls and are buffing it, while wotc arguably nerfed it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wotc nerfed monks in 5.5? are they morons or what

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arguably, they buffed them in certain areas and nerfed them in other. Overall I'd say they're worse off, especially when you take into account that they BUFFED ALMOST EVERY CASTER.
        My group has been moving to pf2e ever since because wizards both in release schedule and balancing are fricking morons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      With all the stuff revealed yesterday, the game is going to allow for stupidly broken builds at launch.
      >multiclassing stat requirements removed, spell levels are based on character level, not class level
      >all races now follow Tasha's rules, all get +1 and +2 stat increases that can be freely distributed
      >Hexblade charisma modifier and Thirsting Blade's extra attack have been rolled into baseline Blade Pact

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's cool but I'm still going to go fighter

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Who cares about this build autism shit? Gay play PoE, fricking nerds. My trusted two-handed sword has never failed me in any of my adventures.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Who cares about this build autism shit? Gay play PoE, fricking nerds. My trusted two-handed sword has never failed me in any of my adventures.

          >I'm still going to go fighter
          Tru chads go DEX/STR/CHA Battlemaster Archer with high mobility, long bows, and dual wielding. Combining both ranged and melee and dominating the battlefield. Basically a non-hippie ranger. Eldritch Knight would work amazing if they rework him to not be shit on release. Might even go as one myself on my first playthrough if they do him justice.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            archery is for female

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >archery is for female
              lmao he doesn't know his archery
              females are physically incapable of operating a longbow

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Archery actually takes an immense amount of physical strength.
                The meme of archery being for women simply isn't true.

                In magic world women use bows because it suited for them. female sorcerers and female rangers are canonic for DnD.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                GOOD MORNING SIRS

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Inuyasha
                >all the troony companions
                You're either a troon or a fujo

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is the troony in the room with us right now?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're in the thread alright

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>all the troony companions
                ?????????
                Not that, anon, but that's literally the default lineup.
                You start with Seelah and Camilla. And you take Lann over Wendu if you're roleplaying a goodgay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                correction -- you take Lann over Wendu if you want to fricking steamroll the first part of the game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except that in pathfinder composite bows use STR for damage, tardo.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Archery actually takes an immense amount of physical strength.
              The meme of archery being for women simply isn't true.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                crossbows are for females because they dont need any strength and a womans body strength should be enough to reload the bolt. its basically an old version of a gun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be sexist anon. Crossbows are also for the French.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and no. Having to fight face to face =/= pulling a string and shooting. There are other factors like reaction speed, body weight, ect which archers dont need to consider. You can train basically anyone to pull a bow string it just takes time.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Enter Gay Barcher.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Archer is as straight as an arrow.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                arrows actually wobble quite a lot mid-flight

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arrows? He literally shoots nukes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                only occasionally
                most of the time he shoots black arrows

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Leaves giant gaping holes
                This isn't helping your arguement.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gilgamesh left him gaping

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >arrows actually wobble quite a lot mid-flight
                I know. Yet they still will hit the mark if the draw was on point.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just saying that archer is a bit of a gay that's all

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Archer is an absolute bro
                >here let me sacrifice myself in an epic last stand duel with the strongest hero ever that I have a zero chance at winning against so that my past self that I hate with every fiber of my being can have a chance at saving the girl I was unable to save myself
                >still half kills him before going down after battling for an entire night
                I kneel

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i want to be a flamboyant anime homosexual
            I will cleave vermin like you in half.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you posting a pic of literally me, anon?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I will cleave vermin like you in half.
              Ooops. Looks like you just found yourself as a smoking blood splatter, insecure tryhard Black person.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spell levels are based on character level
        Doesn't this make Paladin a full caster?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, what he refers to is some kind of lenient spell progression if you multiclass from arcane to arcane (like say, sorcerer to warlock) but half spellcaster classes should remain untouched imo. All of this is still unclear and I blame Larian for not being more transparent

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spell levels are based on character level
        Wait wut? So a one level Sorc / Wizard dip will give you access to the highest tiered spells in the game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        stat requirements removed, spell levels are based on character level, not class level
        I'm pretty sure what they're doing is the following standard 5e rules for spell slots but not following standard 5e rules for KNOWN spells.
        Here's how 5e multiclassing between casters works:
        >Your total caster level (cleric+druid+bard+wizard+sorcerer+ half and 1/4th casters give half and 1/4th of their levels for this) gives you your spell slots. So a level 10 wizard and a wizard 5/cleric 5 has level 5 spell slots.
        >Your current class level (so each class is counted separately) gives you your spells KNOWN. So a level 10 wizard has level 5 spells. A level 6 sorcerer/level 4 wizard knows level 3 and level 2 spells.

        So a level 3 sorc and level 3 cleric has level 3 spells slots, but only knows level 2 spells.

        What bg3 is probably doing:
        >Your total caster level (cleric+druid+bard+wizard+sorcerer+ half and 1/4th casters give half and 1/4th of their levels for this) gives you your spell slots
        >Your total caster level (cleric+druid+bard+wizard+sorcerer+ half and 1/4th casters give half and 1/4th of their levels for this) gives you your spells known

        So a level 3 sorc + level 3 cleric has level 3 spells slots AND level 3 spells known.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That'd actually work much better and curbstomp stuff like Sorlock sorcery point conversion cheese.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hexblade Charisma mod and extra attack

        Wait, shit. Got a source on that? I don't know how I feel about that. I love Hexblade and have been sort of waiting to see if they add any of the classes from Xanathar's in an expansion/DLC to decide buying, and that was one I was waiting on, especially since Warlocks/short rests are going to be less frustrating to deal with without full rest rules/an in-person party to deal with. Any word on Swashbuckler?

        I don't know how I feel about that. I liked being able to frick around and take Pact of the Tome on a Hexblade and have that utility while still being mid-Gish. I also liked the extra hex/armor proficiencies Hexblade gave, and if they did that, that implies that's gone and they aren't planning to put it in down the line.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's better like this. Hexblade is ridiculously broken and frontloaded which is why everyone, their cat and their grandma dips it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Frontloaded

            Maybe, but you try finding a fricking party that will stay together even to level 10 and I'll show you a fricking modern-day miracle, so it plays. Plus, have they said how far levels even go in this past EA? It's hard to find definitive information on anything at this point, really, the wiki sucks and there's just shit chlickbait articles about builds and little breakdown of class options for someone who knows what the frick they're looking for. Doesn't this only go to like level 6 anyways?

            Besides, I like the theming, too. You kind of lose the "living sword from the Raven Queen or other unknowable patron" compared to the other two things. I also, as stated, really love Pact of the Tome, but am not sure that's even in the game/would work as well in one, and if this lets me just run Fey Patron and get Misty Step free then frick it. I'll miss the armor proficiency, though. I just wanna play Elric or a knockoff Witcher, bros, every other Gish doesn't feel right, and I've been trying for years, tabletop and vidya.

            Except Spellsinger, which is perfect and has a 0% chance of being in this at any point.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              BG3 goes to level 12, and the vast majority of content is going to be from Player's Handbook, along with Tasha's Cauldron rulesets and some of Larian's homebrew.

              Aside from Oathbreaker for paladin it doesn't seem like they're even adding a lot of stuff from Xanathar's. No Hexblade, no Toll the Dead cantrip, etc.
              Ranger and Barbarian's subclasses got altered heavily under Larian's homebrew.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, Jesus, you're a hero. Thank you for making this clear. Also, I'm now low-grade hype. There's some confounding shit like Champion, but

                >Sword Bard
                >Archfey confirmed
                >All Wizard schools including Divination
                >Gloomstalker, surprisingly
                >Just getting Assassin (Kek)
                >OATH OF FRICKING VENGEANCE

                Thank frick, especially that last one. Literally just made me actually interested, throughout EA every goddamn option I ever liked wasn't included, for some reason. So that's interesting.

                >Ranger
                Hopefully they used variant Ranger or some shit because they needed all the help they got post-PHB, curious how Barb got it though

                >Toll the Dead
                You wanna talk about busted mechanics, it's probably fine they didn't put that in. It's odd to me for how popular, useful, and almost seminal to 5e XGE was that they aren't, but if they get all this in and working well that should be fine, there's always post-launch and these are traditionally games with expansions, anyhow. I'd really miss Catapult as a Wizard spell more than anything aside from the racial feats (Which WotC is probably trying to ignore ever happened now, kek) and some subclasses, especially since it'd probably work great with how Larian did environmental/physics spells before.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                for me it's human female brown tomboy thief with abs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hexblade charisma modifier and Thirsting Blade's extra attack have been rolled into baseline Blade Pact
        No way. I call bullshit.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a thousand bad things about BG3, you homosexual.

    Most principally that Larian has exhumed the corpses of one of gaming's most beloved series for nothing more than brand recognition. Frick them, and frick you. have a nice day.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just bought the game
    How many days till the 72 hour early access?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      31st of july

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        soon(tm) but for real

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it really exciting? Is there anything left to reveal?
          Do I really care about this game? I never paid attention to it before the bearening.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      31st of july

      soon(tm) but for real

      >they still think they're getting 72 hour early access on top of the month early

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think they won't?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They edited the last community update to remove references to it and there's been chatter from Larian sources (although only social media guys, not the devs) that it might not be happening.

          It sounds like it's still up in the air and we won't know for sure until they put out a proper statement.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It still says it on steam along with some confusing stuff about codes that must apply to the collectors edition.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does every modern crpg only have ugly strong wyman and black guys as companions but white guys are either evil or gays?
    aside form the one wizard guy all the white guys in the game are like I said either evil, gay or weaklings.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white guys are either evil or gays
      What? Gayle tried to steal Mystra's godhood.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm pretty sure he was horny for Mystra and got an astral shard stuck in his chest.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he was horny for Mystra
          They've rewritten that part. In EA he's a simp.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s the old lore. Keep up with the new times.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a wizard of course the arrogant bastard tried something stupid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he feels more appropriate for epic-levels and not 1-2 quick in and out adventure...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it works because wizards have to work a LOT to get to level 1, and he's just had most of his powers stolen

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ...bro, a level 1 wizard is a literal failed schmuck that can barely do any magic, the idea that the fricking GODDESS OF MAGIC would pay even an ounce of attention to one is moronic, now think how moronic it is to say the Mystara fricked a level 1 wizard.
            The only time I remember Mystara fricking anyone was Elminster, and Elminster was a epic level wizard at that point, barely below a god in terms of power level.
            The frick that Larian actively fricks with the lore and inserts le epic backgrounds for their OCs DO NOT STEAL means that they don't give 2 craps about writing a good story.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gale was an archmage before he got stripped of his powers. Read the fricking text.
              Archwizards are usually considered level 17+, so access to things like wish

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gale is the main iconic. Literally Fane 2.0.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gale was never an archmage, you do not strip any sort of caster like a wizard of his powers. Their powers literally come from studying magic as if it's math, unless he got brain damage that makes him a walking corpse there's no stripping of powers. I want secondaries and shills to gtfo.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean level loss is literally a thing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gale was never an archmage
                Good thing his backstory plainly states so.

                And if you think wizards can't get stripped of power, you should really do some research on Mystra. She can absolutely do that. She can affect your control of the weave, make you (or even the whole planet) unable to cast spells if she wishes so. She can also do the opposite and make you able to cast any spell, even if you wouldn't be able to otherwise.
                Level 10-13 spells got completely eradicated by a previous Goddess of Magic in the past, with no exception.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what happens to a level 18 archmage that is hit by level drain?
                BTW: level drain was a thing in AD&D too (in act, BG2 vampires were awful with that shit)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why doesn't Gale just go to a priest and have them cast Greater Restoration? That's like 2,000k gold tops, which is pocket change for a LEVEL EIGHTEEN ARCHMAGE THAT NEARLY AROSE TO GODHOOD

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and have them cast Greater Restoration?
                You realize that divine magic is granted by gods right?
                the literal goddess of magic can just say no to your greater restoration.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the literal goddess of magic can just say no to your greater restoration.
                Just go to a cleric for a different goddess? There's literally dozens in this setting.
                she may be the god of magic, but she doesn't hold dominion over the divine power granted to mortals from other gods.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just go to a cleric for a different goddess?
                Goddess of MAGIC. She actually does. The only reason she doesn't interfere all over the place is due to AO, the overgod.
                If you personally challenge her she can just deactivate your magic unless you, yourself are a demigod at least.

                If you are an arcane devotee of Shar you can access the shadow-weave and bypass her shit too, but I don't know if that is still canon in 5e. Shadow weave was 3e. Also your spells get weaker using the shadow weave

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Their powers literally come from studying magic as if it's math
                If Mystra wills it you literally will get 100% spell failure on every single spell, even the most worthless cantrip, no matter how skilled you are.
                She's the main goddess of magic of the setting for a reason.
                The main difference is she doesn't tend to do this unless as massive punishment (thus why she won't hit evil casters with spell failure despite the fact she's biased towards good).
                And since Gale personally fricked with her, it's no wonder.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If a greater god decides to frick over you in particular in non-standard ways then you get fricked and that's all there is to it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the other anons said plus he has a magic demon core on his chest and is using what magic he has as a screwdriver to keep It in check.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gale was an archmage before he got stripped of his powers.
                How exactly do you strip a wizard of his powers? I thought being a wizard was about studying how magic mechanically works, and learning to manipulate it in increasingly impressive ways due to your growing understanding and skill.

                A lobotomy?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He tried to steal the goddess of Magic's magic juices and she turned him into a LVL 1 mage

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean a regular-ass vampire can strip a wizard of their powers.
                You could be level drained in bg2
                A literal goddess can probably make it permanent.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are multiple way. Level drain is of course one thing like others mentioned before.
                Mystra can grant or deny your access to the weave. Also there are multiple ways to make you forget how spells work (spell thievery exists, wish can be forgotten forever etc).

                You could be the best shitposter on all of Ganker, but it doesn't matter if you are globally banned or have no internet access I know shit example, but you get the point

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what? Gale = Fane?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes. Fane was great and gale would

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Karsus was a level fricking 41 Arcanist aka had access to a pure variant of what magic used to be, and his plan still backfired. This is pure wank.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >two entirely different characters have two entirely different things implanted in their chests for two entirely different reasons
        The frick larian

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?
          Write what you know.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >on top of all of them having a tadpole implanted in their heads
          >Shadowheart the amnesiac
          >Asterion the vampire
          >Wyll with his warlock pact

          The fricking frog is the only character with no frickery going on with them prior to getting tadpoled.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't the DARK URGE *also* an amnesiac?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yup, but you can't get Dark Urge as a companion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mystra
        Damn, he sounds based. He reminds me of Edwin.
        I think my party will be Me (Paladin MC), Gale, Shadowheart, and Jaheria

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think it will be you Gale, shadowcute, karlcach and jaheira

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you Gale, shadowcute, karlcach and jaheira
            I thought you could only have 3 party members?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              dummy, you are Gale

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hell, no. I'm gonna run a Paladin. I don't even see the point in running an Origin character, since you're essentially losing a companion that way.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but Paladin class is for a loose drow or gay people. You sound like white straight male so be it and pick Gale origin.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is for a loose drow
                Cringe. It's for lawful good men, ideally human, but an elf or half elf is fine.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell larian that, evil paladins are a thing now lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kino

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they've been a thing since before you were born

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can take Gale with you too, he’ll be at camp soon with other party members. The active ones traveling will be three in addition to you, making four. You can switch between them for each of their respective quests and what not. And no, there are none of who will be permanently removed if they aren’t in your traveling party. They will still be available at camp. They will only leave if your approval with them is low enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can have a sausage party with good white guys Gale, Minsc and Halsin.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I can't play a Dark Urge Druid that mauls everyone but keeps Shadowheart, Karlach and any other female companion as a sex slave to knot the game is shit. SHIT.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breadly reminder there's no 72 hour early access, as per updated Community Update #20

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Breadly reminder there's no 72 hour early access, as per updated Community Update #20
      Link?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is the point of a character sheet I can't edit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy moron

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so how are they changing multiclassing for casters?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >corruption
    >cuckoldry
    >ball-busting
    >pegging
    Pick your poison, white human male

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >corruption
      I can fix her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gentle femdom?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pegging
      I'm in

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None. Where's the cute girl?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >alphy the bardess
        >forced feminisation and emasculation

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no tradwife tiefling in this life...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cool white dress with boob section, i will kill her and wear it myself
            t.DU female drow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Implying any of those options are bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dibs on shadowsexo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hireling
      >Customize her
      >handholding
      I win

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the game use PHB ranger?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they buffed beastmaster, he's bear is stronger than a druid's wildshape

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        his*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's bear
        Wolf Spider has at will web every turn and upgraded jump. It's also decently stealthy.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is it comming out? Will it get on sale? Is it worth buying the delxuse?

    I know that you'll be able to make your ''who do you dream of at night'' character aka your lover or something, but can I kill her? I mean, If there's somebody I know, I would need to kill her before she's killed by someone else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will it get on sale?
      better, it's on gog.
      >Is it worth buying the delxuse?
      No.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >better, it's on gog.
        Why is that better? I only use GOG myself and I would love to know.
        >No
        Why not?

        >When is it comming out?
        08/03
        >Will it get on sale?
        In a year.
        >Is it worth buying the delxuse?
        No, but you get it for free if you pre-order the game
        >but can I kill her?
        idk

        >08/03
        Thank you for the answer. so It doesnt matter when I buy, It'll cost the same(If I don't wanna wait one1 year).. one could pirate it but I should rather not. I'm gonna reinstall my OS(Win10 Enterprise LTSC) and would rather not gonna chance even in an 1% to get DigiAiDs.

        Pretty sure devs said no sale until a year after release.

        Frick the devs I'll crack their skull with a rock.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why is that better? I only use GOG myself and I would love to know.
          no DRM, if a dev put his game on GOG he just doesn't care about piracy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If a dev puts Denuvo DRM or always online DRM on their game they don't have trust in their own product.
            >Cyberpunk 2077 is DRM free
            >sold more than 20 million already despite the negative press and the trannes seething at the game
            Baldur's Gate 3 will also sell millions since it is a game like no other.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >since it is a game like no other.
              Divinity? Pathfinder? Tyranny? PoE?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                In fairness none of those games are 3d pbr close up games

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You get the deluxe for free if you buy the regular version now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When is it comming out?
      08/03
      >Will it get on sale?
      In a year.
      >Is it worth buying the delxuse?
      No, but you get it for free if you pre-order the game
      >but can I kill her?
      idk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure devs said no sale until a year after release.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can get the game for 20 bucks on GOG with a polak VPN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought it on GOG years ago. 60$ dollardildos isn't that much for a game like this.
      >already have 160 hours in the early access which is not even the full game
      I'll probably have more than 500 hours in this game when it is fully out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how vpns work I will just pay 60 on steam for convenience.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just pay 60 on GOG. Frick Steam.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can (and will) get the game for exactly 0 bucks on day 1 since Swen himself is okay with it. Truly, how can a man be this relentlessly based?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a couple of thousands of games illegally
        HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          most of them console games probably

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I even cracked some games or fixed some bad cracks
        We don't deserve Swen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking based, i got it for 15 in 2020 with a russian vpn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bs I just tried and the price converted is like 60 bucks

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    class for this feel?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Open Hand monk

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never played a CRPG
    >try EA to learn mechanics
    >clocked 40 hours of playtime
    I..I need to stop, but I also need more BG3. Its only 3 weeks...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long is the game meant to be? 40 hours is a lot longer than most AAA games.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What class or class combo to come close to a sword saint?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sword saint
      There are no kensei monk sadly. Swords Bard? Bladelock? Dex Battlemaster?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think we will have to multiclass to build d(s)ex lord. Monk gets 10+dex+wis to ac. Mage armor is 13+dex ac, so something lime monk 1/sorc 1 or wiz 1 will net us 13+dex+wis ac. Also we dont know is monk weapons and fist are finessable.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Homebrewing 5e shit
    >Bad
    Jesus Christ Anon...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, 5e is a boring turd that tried to sacrifice everything for the sake of balance and ended up failing to do even this. The more homebrewing the better.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay bear sex is now forever associated with larian and baldurs gate

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BG3 awaiting room. the only bad thing about the game right now is Larian's home-brew rules.
    You don't need to bait to get the threads going.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paladinchads and other fellow goodgays, which one are you romancing?
    Evilgays need not answer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fellow goodgays
      I'll take one for the team and try to turn Lizzie away from her cruel and uncivilized ways. Failing that she gets the boot since I'm merciful and won't kill a woman unprovoked, even as nasty as she is. Everyone deserves a chance at redemption, even alien frogs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      White human male wizard Gale and i choose Karlach. I like girls who wanna be girly, backing be cakes and rise our childrens. Karlach is a trad wife. Shadow heart is a thot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Karlach is a trad wife.
        She curses a lot, that's a red flag. Well, she's red herself too...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She also a FUTA. Her big red wiener is bigger than your little shrimp.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            HOT

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She also a FUTA. Her big red wiener is bigger than your little shrimp.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >futa
            >no bulge

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              BRC

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not sure my orifices are ready

              She's gonna shove her tiefling tail up your ass. She's not packing any meat

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not sure my orifices are ready

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish. You can make futas in BG3, but there aren't any premade futa characters to my knowledge.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe if you pick an origin larian will allow you to customize their genitals
              imagine

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can customize genitals but it's only a choice between picking a wiener or vegana for your custom character, there aren't any sliders, sadly. I wonder if characters ingame will acknowledge your "oddness". Like when you're having sex someone and they make a comment how they didn't expect you to have a package down there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one can fix my edgy dark urge?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Karlach

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach by a landslide. I was gonna romance Lae'zel before the panel from hell, but then they showed that Karlach is a genki tomboy who wants to go on dates and other cute stuff and she immediately became best girl.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was gonna romance Lae'zel
        why tho? I honestly don't see her appeal. she's repugnant imo
        >but then they showed that Karlach is a genki tomboy who wants to go on dates and other cute stuff and she immediately became best girl.
        based taste

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why tho?
          I like that she's a bit of an aggressive c**t. No bullshit to put up with and it makes it better when I pin her down and make her hold my hand.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I honestly don't see her appeal. she's repugnant imo
          Taming a wild cruel entitled girl into becoming a loving housewife. Or kick her down a notch at the very least. You still have Karlach and Shadowheart if Lizzie ends up becoming a lost cause.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowcute, my beloved, will marry my Oath of Devotion Folk Hero Human Male Paladin (literally me)

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the only bad thing about the game right now is Larian's home-brew rules.
    Wow, you sure have low standards.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warlocks have to kneel to entities for power
    >Wizards seize power with their own hands through years of dedicated practice and research
    The choice is simple

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I plan to kneel for power if you know what I mean.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Sorcerer of course.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sorcerers snap their fingers and magic happens because they're just built different
        Simple indeed.

        >Warlocks have to kneel to entities for power
        >Wizards seize power with their own hands through years of dedicated practice and research
        >SorCHAds just have the power inherently at birth because they're that awesome

        All that cope to compensate for the lack of spell slots, sad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      99,9% of wizards are 70+ years old virgins

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sorcerers snap their fingers and magic happens because they're just built different
      Simple indeed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Warlocks have to kneel to entities for power
      >Wizards seize power with their own hands through years of dedicated practice and research
      >SorCHAds just have the power inherently at birth because they're that awesome

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sorcerers snap their fingers and magic happens because they're just built different
        Simple indeed.

        Too bad Sorcerer has a shit spell list and no way to learn other spells like Wizards do. Oh, and they're known casters, not prepared, so they don't even have the flexibility of swapping out their spells either.
        But at least you can twincast Haste on the two martials in your party...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My Sorcerer knows all the spells, he's Elminster's evil twin.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My Sorcerer knows all the spells
            nope, not possible

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >twincast Haste
          >not Polymorph

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don't even have the flexibility of swapping out their spells either.

          this is fricking stupid and wrong -- sorcerers are much more flexible because you have access to every spell you know at once, wheras a wizard has to prepare everything beforehand

          Although the way spell """"SLOTS"""" work work is completely different in 5E, sorcerers are still going to have way more known spells per spell level than a wizard can actually attune at a given time -- THAT's flexibility

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there are gods
      >gods control magic
      >ergo, wizards are b***hes too but dont know it

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did i find out about this game having bear sex and genital customization without looking it up myself?
    why does nobody post articles about if this game has titty and ass sliders instead?
    i still don't know if i should pirate it or not

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that artwork doesn't do her any favors, she actually looks like a man there

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm, I've thought about it a lot, and I've decided to play a WHITE MALE FIGHTER of LAWFUL GOOD alignment, with blonde hair and blue eyes. I will have him use a TWO HANDED SWORD, of course.

    During my playthrough, I will be sure to have sex with all of the women (XX chromosome, can have children, under 125lb) I can, but in the end, only the one who is most CHASTE and VIRGINAL will be the one I remain with until the end of the adventure.

    I find it easiest to self insert this way, and it's the way I play every RPG under all circumstances.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you get those photos of literally me?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only heterosexual man in this thread (other than me).

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All origin companions except maybe Karlach are cringy evil people

    Why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gale is a good guy all around. Bearguy also. Wyll might be too, but he can also end up a cringy token special snowflake nog.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gale fricked up his gender transition and now has a nuke that will 41% everything in 10km radius
        Halsin isn't origin companion
        Wyll is a devil simp

        Shadowheart isn't really evil.

        She is a cleric of godess of manipulation, doomerism and lies and very obviously tries to manipulate (you), specifically by trying to suck you dick

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wyll is a devil simp
          They supposedly heavily rewrote him. Might end up in
          >I made the deal with the devil to gain power to help the innocents and fight evil
          Situation. A bit like aforementioned Archer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah evil can suck me dick any day. I wish someone would manipulate me irl.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowheart isn't really evil.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shar cultist prostitute
        >"not really evil"
        Uh huh.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          From what we've seen of her she doesn't seem evil, hasn't done anything evil and alot of stuff is pointing towards her not actually being a Shar cultist but a brainwashed Selune worshipper.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's obviously been brainwashed and is actually a cleric of Selune.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably her personality pre-brainwashing is evil, but the personality she shows right now is neutral at worst.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's one of the good ones

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People think THIS is hot

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              show hot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                long free hair shadow sex

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                cute boy though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a man

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the LAST time you post OWL SHIT in my thread. Understood?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >owlcuck trying to derail thread to stay relevant(he never was)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now post the face mod that everyone used instead.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now she's like my seiba waifu except written as a roastoid.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, I remember it looking better. Still an improvement.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                VGH I'M SO BEAUTIFUL

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                (Chi)valerie
                Took me way too long to realize it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now post the face mod that everyone used instead.

                Now she's like my seiba waifu except written as a roastoid.

                Damn, I remember it looking better. Still an improvement.

                The actual improved version.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dylan Roof version.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You may not like it, but this is what peak beauty looks like

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >show hot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                a goblin character in BG3 is hotter than your abomination, anon...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a goblin character in BG3 is hotter than your abomination, anon...
                Nope. Get better taste.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                cool potrait, mind posting the rest so I can use it?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure
                https://files.catbox.moe/pcbqmj.png
                https://files.catbox.moe/l73mfn.png
                https://files.catbox.moe/0p1fbo.png

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks bro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now post what your character actually looks like in the game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is me and my custom companions. All straight white male human warriors.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mai waifu

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ITS MORBIN' TIME

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                math sucks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shar cultist prostitute
          She also approves when you help starving orphans and avoid unnecessary bloodshed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Follows a goddess who seeks the end of existence
          Shadowheartgays are coping really hard with her alignment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Shar cultist prostitute
          >>"not really evil"
          *blocks your path*

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But you can redeem Viconia, meanwhile in nuBG devils can be good, alignment doesn't matter and the whole purpose of female characters is coom bait and being sassy.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paying all that money for the "special edition" and all you get is
    >a cum rag
    >3 booster packs for a dead card game
    >pieces of paper with NPC faces
    >A fragile plastic statue that they broke on stream
    >a buggy game
    How did they get away with it?

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll roll 18's on all the stats for my character. Because that's how I roll.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just left a positive steam review about how game just lets me kill any gay character i want, Larean are pretty based.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick companions have awful stats and builds

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another STRONG FEMALE BARBARIAN character
    I fricking hate this trope so much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I wanna see a low str barbarian.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dex barbarian is viable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a low str barbarian
        15 STR is kinda low

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >15 STR is kinda low
          Not really. This is 5E and LOW level 5e at that. So 15-16 in your core stats is fine.
          This isn't pathfinder where your martials have 30+ STR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Rakshasa tiefling at launch
      >Larian doesn't do DLC
      Missed kino.

      >wah wah, why don't the hardboiled killers in my murderhobo squad act like little girls!? I can't get a hard on if women make me feel insecure!!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is a rakshasa tiefling. Posting your gay ass homebrew, jesus christ. homie why the frick would they even... man even looking at that stupid ass screen grab pisses me off, dude really watermarked it with his name like he came up with some brilliant homebrew. "Missed kino" frick you. Frick you and your stupid ass, moronic post. Literally have a nice day. I bet you made that homebrew you fricking moron, and I bet you don't even play DND because you're a fricking dipshit with no friends that has to make stupid homebrews. I bet one time you tried to run a game because you could never be a player, no one likes you after all, and you forced your stupid ass "kino" homebrew and everyone quit. They said it was cause of scheduling conflicts but we both know the truth. GOD DAMN your post has made me seethe to a point of no return. The only way you could ever redeem yourself in my eyes is if you took your own life, much like the Japanese of old when they were shamed. Because you can never live down this shame. Ever. Delete this rakshasa homebrew forever, delete yourself forever, and the world will be a better place. Thank you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this a copypasta?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't, you fricking mongrel. I'm actually still seething from your post, so I'll continue. Rakshasas are the gayest fricking version of a fiend in dnd ever created. Literal cat furries with backwards hands, OOOOH SO FRICKING COOL frick you bro, ohhh but they're like not actually cats but you know thats what they show up looking like, ohhh but also they change their forms and seek power and arcane secrets and shit frick off. God DAMN why would you homebrew a tiefling like that, may as well do an abyssal tiefling who is CRAZY AND WILD BECAUSE HES CHAOTIC EVIL LIKE A DEMON, BECAUSE HE HAS DEMON HERITAGE NOT DEVIL, OHHHH MAN thats some crazy ass shit, homie just you gotta stop this. just stop. rakshasas are gay, you probably think they're cool because youre brown and you love your furries in your "good morning sirs" culture, but let me tell you, dont EVER post about your homebrew ever again. its bad. its fricking moronic. let me guess - the rakshasa tiefling has furry parts rather than horns and burning eyes and red skin, right? i bet your version has them lookin like fem cat boys, you fricking moron. As I said before, you need to end your life now. its the only way to redeem yourself

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not homebrew, though. It's canon. And they are cool. I really like tieflings that bring out the primal bestial side of pandemonium instead of being just colored humans with horns.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't, you fricking mongrel. I'm actually still seething from your post, so I'll continue. Rakshasas are the gayest fricking version of a fiend in dnd ever created. Literal cat furries with backwards hands, OOOOH SO FRICKING COOL frick you bro, ohhh but they're like not actually cats but you know thats what they show up looking like, ohhh but also they change their forms and seek power and arcane secrets and shit frick off. God DAMN why would you homebrew a tiefling like that, may as well do an abyssal tiefling who is CRAZY AND WILD BECAUSE HES CHAOTIC EVIL LIKE A DEMON, BECAUSE HE HAS DEMON HERITAGE NOT DEVIL, OHHHH MAN thats some crazy ass shit, homie just you gotta stop this. just stop. rakshasas are gay, you probably think they're cool because youre brown and you love your furries in your "good morning sirs" culture, but let me tell you, dont EVER post about your homebrew ever again. its bad. its fricking moronic. let me guess - the rakshasa tiefling has furry parts rather than horns and burning eyes and red skin, right? i bet your version has them lookin like fem cat boys, you fricking moron. As I said before, you need to end your life now. its the only way to redeem yourself

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...bro, a level 1 wizard is a literal failed schmuck that can barely do any magic, the idea that the fricking GODDESS OF MAGIC would pay even an ounce of attention to one is moronic, now think how moronic it is to say the Mystara fricked a level 1 wizard.
          The only time I remember Mystara fricking anyone was Elminster, and Elminster was a epic level wizard at that point, barely below a god in terms of power level.
          The frick that Larian actively fricks with the lore and inserts le epic backgrounds for their OCs DO NOT STEAL means that they don't give 2 craps about writing a good story.

          this anon was raped by 3 rakshasas hiding in Druid Grove

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Astarion. All elves count as female.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All elves count as female.
        kneel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not posting the original pic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
            DAWIBROS TELL ME THIS IS NOT REAL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, but the screaming basedface barbarian archetype is just plain boring at this point. At least they're doing something different with a cute tiefling barbarian tardwife who just wants to have a normal life.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see. In EA....

    >i ran into an ogre and bugbear fricking
    >i caused a dude orgasm after he beat me with a mace repeatedly (worth it for the buff no homo)
    >during the party in camp, gale and astarion both suggested they wanna frick my male gith

    The level of degeneracy in this game will be unmatched. May have to roll a paladin for the actual launch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you roll paladin larian is going to wienerblock you at every turn and actively attempt to make you fall.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >larian home-brew
    >bad
    homie they made ranger and monk playable.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oath of Vengeance
    >Zariel Tiefling
    >Soldier background
    >open to slowly inching towards Oathbreaker if the roleplaying feels right
    I'M GONNA KILL CHAOS (MINDFLAYERS)

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark Urge (Try to resist in the beginning)
    >White haired, red eyed half wood-elf
    >Warlock Archfey
    >Kill Wyll, Astarion, Halsin, Jaheira, and Minsc
    >Romance Shadowheart/Karlach/Minthara and my Patron all at once
    It's gonna be so kino

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >halfling
    >skinny
    >romance Karlach

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And troony shit, the lack of customization options, 5e combat being boring, the hottest character being a 7 and Larian thinking small races are a walking jokes who you can't have sex even though you can frick a bear.

    There isn't a height slider, but there is a vitiligo one. You know, for all the people who wanted to make a character with vitiligo...and not have control of where it is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who you can't have sex even though you can frick a bear.
      I'll will earn myself a ban to prove you wrong

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blueberry

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this cant actually be in game
        do they have unironic sex scenes IN THE GAME?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I'd post more pics but the others have actual nipples.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. BG3 is coomcore.

            wew
            we're in for actual coomerkino huh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. BG3 is coomcore.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the point of a coomer game when the women aren't sexually appealing.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it appeals to normies that never played porn games. Also the men are hot as frick so women will still buy it.
              >women get porn
              >men get to remember the male gaze is toxic
              everyone wins

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The point is - you're a coping closeted homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, you will now post an image of a female compation from BG3 that is actually attractive (no mods allowed)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexual asks me to post attractive females
                You would've seen them already being posted in this very thread. If only you weren't a gay homosexual.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which body types are in?
    Can I make a fat frick?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slim and Muscular only.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"diverse character creator"
        >haha let's mock player for making "Le hwite dude"
        >can't make an ugly fat frick
        Diversity my ass

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, but mods will fix it.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fixed the frog

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute non-canon frog

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just female Piccolodick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fixed
      heh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb Grinch looking b***h. Die

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the long face?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MJ looking ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll wait for lore friendly mods after release thanks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        By lore friendly mods you mean big breasts and ass mods and bimbo replacements, right?

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no human subtype that gets a bonus feat instead of +1 to all stats (lol)
    ONE job

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off. Variant humans are banned at any decent table.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao who wants to be at a "decent" table in the first place? boring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing this isn't a TTRPG.
        >MUH HECKING POWERGAMING
        KWAB

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone playing EA try warlock with Darkness + Devil's Sight before it got bugged in patch 9? Was it good?
    It's a common low level cheese in tabletop but I wonder how viable it ends up in BG3, given the opportunity cost and setup required.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How Evil can you be THOUGH?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evil enough to make women ugly in a romance heavy game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being evil
      stop it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You.. You're RIGHT. To be good is to smite EVIL. to ease the suffering of others, to kill those that may suffer, I have to save them, I have to kill them before they suffer, before they die. If not by hands, whose? some bandit? somecrackhead? dying in the mud somewhere and be forgotten.. but me? MY hands? It would be the greatest gift given, I will give them peace, a beautiful death. while I so strange them i'll look them into the eyes and see, to have them see the truth of this world. a beautiful beautiful beautiful world. I will save the young, the old, the wicked, the sound and mad. I will them all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell somebody to kill themselves
      and they actually do

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Wyll, exactly what does this ritual you needed help with entail?"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that crop top
      ZESTY
      E
      S
      T
      Y

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So warlocks can partake in a sex ritual?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        According to a recent trailer they mention your character or the other companions could be sacrificed in a sex ritual.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    give me wiener

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mintharabros where we at?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      changing our chasity belts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a junkie. I guess I'll have to wait for mods to fix the models.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tranime fans when they look at a woman with a jaw :O

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Creative Assembly is pozzed as frick and they still make the girls cute in the warhammer games.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is veering into schizo territory but I do think a good portion of anime fans don't realize they are attracted to extremely juvenile features. lots of girls in bg3 actually are horrifying but some do just look like adult women.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >don't realize
            I know full well that youth is attractive. The frick are you on about?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't mean anyone specific, anon. Just that a good portion of anons have actually forgotten what human women look like.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile your average cashier looks like a supermodel compared to these "women"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not if you're in bongland or burgerland, these models are specifically made for them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She looks basic.
          Elves should be supernaturally attractive.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sois when the supposedly most beautiful seducer succubus looks ugly as sin Ö

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n-n-no u

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waiting on the milking table

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        undress

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y-yes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes ma-am

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are homies posting on Ganker that think the gods of the forgotten realms setting have to follow the rules like a regular mortal
    lol
    go talk to AO if you think god-induced level drain is illegal.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay bear sex scene
    I was considering buying your game. Not anymore.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the people claiming the women look like men.
    I do like anime designs more, but these don't look nearly as bad as the average AAA western stuff. They're 8/10 at worst.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair though stuff like

      >no cute 9 INT dateless kissless barbarian gf with a school girl personality in this life
      Why live...

      is a dyke at best.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no cute 9 INT dateless kissless barbarian gf with a school girl personality in this life
    Why live...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will be killing this ugly b***h immediately

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        just use mods to make her pretty bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not playing this game until they release a hairy pussy mod. I want to see the unkempt pubes poking out of the armor.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think this is a thing already
            search the usual modding sites

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Please, oh sire. Feed me thine knowledge.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry I don't like this fetish so I didn't bookmark it
                it's on nexus I think

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being a grown man is not a fetish, anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being a grown man is realizing the value of basic hygiene, anon. You're just a filthy greasy degenerate.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Public hair is a sign of maturity in a woman. Grow up and enjoy the finer things

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pubic
                You get the point

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Public hair is a sign of maturity in a woman.
                It's also a sign that a woman is a lazy disgusting slob. I guess I can understand why you would be attracted to such filth.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grow up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The pubes helps the body protect the pussy from bacteria and other shit. Only prostitutes are shaven clean.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heh being a disgusting smelly slob is ackchyually a good thing
                Take a shower and then have a nice day homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Parasites live in pubes. Pubic lice practically went extinct when girls started shaving.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not in fire inducing red thick bush

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fire resistant demon lice

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't kiss a girl without magic resistance
                what did Swen mean by this?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just like in real life, huh?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you sweet third world virgin

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to see you necking yourself porn addicted coomer flight

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Settle down homosexual

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah because female adventurers being smooth shaven down there makes a lot of sense, right? It literally ruins the immersion.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh realism
                kindly frick off

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes a lot of sense, right?
                I doesn't make sense to even think about those things. Unless you're terminally porn addicted mind broken coomer.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Answer me this for it may be what tips the scale for me buying it.
    >Can I romance goblin women?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can bang a gay bear we better be able to PLAP goblins

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT THE FRICK?
        >Random NPC goblin is hotter than the entire female cast in the game
        What is Larian doing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Larian better not fail us. Owlcat already did with both Pathfinders

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather do it with a kobold.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Le heckin wholesome low levels adventure
    >Game starts with mindflayers reality jumping aboard a giant space octopus
    >While pursued by a race of intergalactic warriors riding space dragons
    >Get joined by a several hundreds years old vampire
    >Get joined by a cleric of Shar on a blackops mission handed by the goddess
    >Get joined by a epic levels (formerly) wizard involved in Mystara frickery
    >Get joined by a githyanki raider
    >Get joined by a literal "good" demon (we'll just call it tiefling lmao) escaped from hell
    >Get joined by an arch-druid
    >Get joined by a evil drow paladin
    So, where's the low level adventure ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn't sound like comfy adventuring at all. Stakes way too high.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a Larian game.
        Act 1 is a prologue
        Act 2 you solve your companions daddy issues
        Act 3 everyone decides to risk their necks to save the World even if that goes against the core of their personality

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play the game. Low level doesn't mean boring story where nothing happens.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In DnD, something like BG3's story would be for high level characters, not fresh ones.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would rather have a prologue where I'm a random bum killing giant rats in the Shire and THEN get snached by space squids

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Replay BG1 for the 152th time again then.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Get joined by a several hundreds years old vampire
      a vampire SPAWN. that shit is low level adventure fodder. They're usually challenge rating 5.
      https://www.aidedd.org/dnd/monstres.php?vo=vampire-spawn
      >>Get joined by a cleric of Shar on a blackops mission handed by the goddess
      She's actually a cleric of sehanine being mind-fricked. Nothing about this implies high level.
      >>Get joined by a epic levels (formerly) wizard involved in Mystara frickery
      Yeah, he lost his powers, classic case of someone wanting to be important while starting at level 1.
      >>Get joined by a githyanki raider
      githiyanki warriors are challenge rating 2
      https://www.aidedd.org/dnd/monstres.php?vo=githyanki-warrior
      >>Get joined by a literal "good" demon (we'll just call it tiefling lmao) escaped from hell
      tieflings were around as playable characters for longer than you were alive
      >>Get joined by an arch-druid
      He's just a druid
      >>Get joined by a evil drow paladin
      A drow is challenge rating 1/4th lmao
      https://www.aidedd.org/dnd/monstres.php?vo=drow

      tl;dr: The strongest party member, going by their race would be the elf rogue, and he'd be level 5 at most.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Wyll is the only one thus far who has felt like a low level character. His story is much more grounded in comparison (monster hunter turned warlock wanting revenge on a goblin that tortured him), but overall it's still pretty... epic? Larian focus a lot on these massive character stories since DOS2, every companion is a special snowflake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian devs are trannies, feminists and unironical proud cuckolds who think they're fighting a culture war. Most of them never played BG. Actual low level adventure like BG1 is not feasible for mentally ill narcissists, either as devs or as players, they need marvel style action power fantasy in a setting that's centered on them or they get depressed. It's also why all the companions/origins are in a rat race for who's the biggest special snowflake.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        leave Black person.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do codextrannies really?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true.

        Someone please post that Image of them hanging around that campfire. Most of them were fat, dyed hair with piercings. women and trannoids.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          how can 500 people hang around a single campfire

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here bro

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now you understand why the females are ugly in this game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's obviously Bethesda

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This explains why the female characters are ugly. Jealous roasties will never create pretty girls in a videogame.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. OWLcuck

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they hate him because he has said the truth

        Based, enjoy your (You)s from seething troons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is all unironically true though? Who's even disagreeing with him? Actual shills?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In BG1 you start out already being able to kill hobgoblins and shit no prob though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The level cap for the campaign is 12, which definitely does not make it a "low level" campaign.
      Levels 1-5 - you become a hero of bumfrick nowhere
      Levels 6-10 - you become a hero of the local kingdom
      Levels 11-15 - you become a hero of the realm
      Levels 16-20 - you become a living legend who's probably plotting a bid for godhood already

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't it start with you breaking out of hell and fighting demons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You fight wounded imps

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It starts with you being captured by Illithids who take a shortcut through hell while running from githyanki hunters.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same thing. I would rather something simple like breaking out of a regular prison with some dudes. Low stakes.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And I would rather not have it be another Elder Scrolls game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                wake up on a wagon instead? With some adventurers who promise to get you to the next town?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Humble beginnings and doomed hometown shit is beyond overplayed. Bombasitc entrance is actually a nice change of pace.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I make a really hot demon spawn woman in this game that is super evil?

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just as a quick piece of information to people who were shitposted into oblivion: BOTH of the Custom Origins (Tav and The Dark Urge) have unique content. The latter is almost certainly a Bhaalspawn, whilst the former has the entire "dream waifu/husbando" storyline. So no, the Dark Urge is not something with more content right out the gate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to play a warlock and have lots of rpg about pacts and junk.

      what are the benefits of buying this game right now as opposed to waiting?

      You could play it early
      You get the digital deluxe of content you could pirate
      You get 72 hours early access
      If you just want to pirate the answer is nothing because the pirated version will have all that.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the benefits of buying this game right now as opposed to waiting?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get the Deluxe Edition for free

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Meanwhile your average cashier looks like a supermodel compared to these "women"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must suck not living in Europe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you really post a hot man to try to make my argument seem bad? You only made it seem more convincing.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright since this is a full on deviant coomercore game full of sodomy, are there any mods that give every character a nyl2 tier body yet?
    if not i'm gonna have to wait until that's a thing, because the non-bear options are too vanilla from what i've seen

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baldur's Gate threads over the past few days

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna go Tiefling but if the Elven Accuracy feat is in at launch I might just go Half-Elf again.
    That feat is too good to pass up.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Grow up

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can i embrace the tadpole and become a squidface in this game ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shop a blush and some eyelashes and Ganker would frick this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically looks more aesthetic than the manfaces larian designed lmao

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony blm game

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony shit game, if every character is a snowflake DO NOT STEAL OC then no character is special. I can already imagine all the grunts, fedora tipping and snarky remarks flying around. FAERUN IS FALLEN.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are no more snowflakes than the companions in previous BG games or RPGs in general, you delusional loon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        post example, keep in mind it needs to be from BG1.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it needs to be from BG1
          Why? Was BG2 already too flaky for your liking?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because BG2 is a direct continuation of 1, stop being a homosexual.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh? So you're totally fine with Aerie but Shadowheart is problematic?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would Aerie be problematic ? You don't get her at the start of your adventure, she does not have a OC DO NOT STEAL backstory and is not a total b***h all the way through.
                Meanwhile shadowheart...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she does not have a OC DO NOT STEAL backstory
                She absolutely does.
                >muh rare type of elf
                >muh wings
                >muh slavery
                >I'm such a crippled victim boohoo
                Textbook example of the kind of character that nuDnD players make.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, let's put things into perspective. She's the only character with that kind of backstory in the party. Meanwhile for BG3, every character is an OC OMIGOSH I'M SO SPECIAL.
                Also, Aerie's backstory is meant to be tragic, not impressive, meanwhile in BG3...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >meanwhile in BG3...
                ..we don't know what they're backstories are supposed to be because we haven't seen where any of them go yet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We don't know
                It's a larian game, after that showcase you don't need a 300 IQ to make a pretty reasonable deduction. Also read their bios on their website, they're literally written to sound impressive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Billions must di-HHUNNnnghhhhh~~

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game just seems like a less honest Corruption of Champions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good unlike Corruption or Cucks though

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    RpgcodexCHADS are more powerful than us. At least they're resistant to shills unlike Ganker. Swen posts there and they shit on him all the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back, troon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cucks literally bow down before the admin's troony gf and upvote each other. Go back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swen is winning.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no way he can post that shit without being banned there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? People use words like Black person and troony all the time on rpgcodex.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's the difference between rpgcodex and Ganker?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They actually talk about videogames instead of gay anime erp.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they don't, they're jaded friendless boomers that upvote each other.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds awful. Who the frick wants to talk about video games?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They aren't evil transphobic chuds like Ganker

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This can't be real, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swen routinely dabs on rpgcodextroons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is he gonna party with notch after release?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No way he said that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            RPGcodex has to be the most pathetic website in existence, it is basically kiwifarm but for nerd boomers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CodexBlack folk are subhuman nostalgiagays and forever undeserving of any compliment.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny that they used to hate and shit on BG2, specially for the RTWP and characters like Aerie, but they need to pretend it was all good to maintain their DECLINE narrative.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    more futas = higher score from game journos

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LGBT BLM game

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to be a massive d&d nerd to enjoy this game? I feel so lost reading this thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but you do need to like CRPGs in general.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you liked divinity original sin you will most likely like this

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The West has fallen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The West has fallen
      Yes. Long before the turn of the second millennium.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it happened in the 40s right?

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rtwptroons lost
    Owlcatrannies lost
    Rpgcuckex lost
    v/pol/tourists lost

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      STFU Incel chud, go the frick back to /lgbt/ if you don't like Larian.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying
      We'll talk when it launches and the only thing different from EA are 2 10 hours acts in existing biomes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We'll talk
        We sure will. You might wanna spend some time working on your cope before that day comes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your tears are going to be delicious when I'm going to go "I told ya bro, I told ya it's going to suck dicks. The West is fallen but you won't listen bro."

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Decent cope. Still needs some work though. Continue working on it, you have ample time until BG3 is released and destroys you pathetic homosexuals.

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people think bg3 is some kinda zoophilia pride parade
    >what bg3 actually is:
    >hello, traveller, I am a random ugly unwashed nobody, please go kill some goblins
    >swing, miss
    >swing, miss
    >swing, miss
    >swing, hit, goblin dies
    >here's your 10 gold reward. Dialogue options: [default] Thanks. [persuade check] Make it 11. [wisdom check] Glory to the Tadpole. [evil c**t] DIE
    >repeat for 100 hours

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about pathfinder wotr

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PATHFINDER PATHFINDER PATHFINDER PATHFINDER PATHFINDER PATHFINDER PATHFINDER PATHFINDER PATHFINDER!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Triggered owlcattle

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally describes pathfinder
          >seethes in caps

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The West has fallen

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Owlcucks wish their poorly written garbage had coop multiplayer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying owltroons have friends

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >human
    >male
    >genitals: default
    >paladin

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can i get myself and 3 bros together and all roll Dwarves? Can we behead elves?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes.
      You can behead everyone you want

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing co op with friend on EA
    >astarion bullshit
    >as more and more time goes on, we grow to despise this fricking vampire
    >find that vampire hunter, astarion immediately stabs him in the eye
    >fricker is getting annoying and out of hand
    >scene where he tries to bite friend's character (a paladin of devotion)
    >gets kicked out of camp
    >thank god, we dont have a rogue now but at least this fricker is gone
    >game possibly glitches
    >astarion is back in camp during the tiefling party
    >hes naked and drunk
    >hits on my character
    >thats fricking it
    >attack
    >tieflings jump us in response
    >decide to wait until party is over
    >next morning talk to astarion
    >"lol its too late to sleep with me now :^) you lost your chance"
    >combat initiated
    >murder him in two turns
    >shove his naked corpse all around camp
    >every camp cutscene facing the lich from then on shows astarion's naked, sprawled out faceplanted corpse in the mud

    I haven't felt this satisfied in a long time. Does anyone actually like Astarion?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does anyone actually like Astarion?
      women, probably

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women only like Astarion when he gets railed by the bara bear, the fujos have won.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how does co op work in these games?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very similar to DOS2. Hard to say what launch will bring with the origin stories, but in EA players make custom characters. Whoever triggers a cutscene/talks to an NPC becomes the focal character, and the other players can watch just like in OS2 (and they can also recommend a dialog choice.)

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what classes will I multiclass into to be an overpowered game breaker? Warlock/Cleric?

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lgbt game and devs

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