Baldurs Gate 3 has a terrible plot and you should be ashamed if you enjoyed it. That is all.

Baldurs Gate 3 has a terrible plot and you should be ashamed if you enjoyed it.

That is all.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had more fun researching daisy cut and threading through their meme tier code than watching the story unfold in game.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What rpg has a great plot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arcanum, Planescape, Disco Elysium

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Disco Elysium
        Shit bait

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          none of these have good plots, just well made settings

          Disco is great, fricktards.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            which has nothing to do with the plot being weak. really, "plot" isn't important to rpgs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        none of these have good plots, just well made settings

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You tried

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, i think bg3 has a bad plot too, and those games are well made, but the actual plots are actually not that good.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >arcanum
        cmon now homie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        two of those are not video games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG1.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many RPGs have mediocre stories but none are even close to as bad as bg3.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        both PoE games are worse. both pathfinder games are worse. and bg3 was bad only starting act 3

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have no ability to discern writing quality. BG3 is bad from the first 3 minutes and only gets worse from there. Yes, worse than PoE. Not sure about pathfinder but nothing I've seen looks as utterly moronic as bg3.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect (1)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His name is Orpheus
      HIS NAME
      IS ORPHEUS
      And he's the prince of a speshul snowflake third faction of the gith that are the true heirs because mommy loved them more and somehow nobody thinks this is a mindflayer psyop and also somehow it isn't a mindflayer psyop, he's a fricking real person.
      This is like, fricking, this is like if we just had a third love-and-peace faction of the Ur-Quan who are led by a guy named Dave.

      And on this note, Star Control 2, Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey, the full entirety of Shadow Hearts, Ultima 7, Geneforge 5, Albion

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Addendum: Specifically the original DS Strange Journey and when I say "the entirety of Shadow Hearts" that includes Koudelka.
        Also The World Ends With You, OG DS version no bullshit no gacha girl.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was mid. I liked the dead three plot twist but the chosen were all shit with poor screentime.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay is still fun. I'll suffer through a poor plot for a fun game.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Act 1 and 2 were great, Act 3 droped the ball hard.
    You just feel they cut a shiton of content.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently from a combination of data mining, and inferences and deduction, at some point late in development they radically changed the origin plot and cut a ton of stuff. Not sure why. I think they needed a few more months in the oven at a minimum, shoulda been a Christmas game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starfield was coming, they had to release earlier

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s sad but you’re probably right. Surprising though. There was a pretty huge amount of hype for BG3 and I don’t know anyone who’s excited for starfield. Well, one guy I used to work with, but he’s a terminal consoomer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suspect they ran out of time for QA and excised a large portion of act 3 rather than release it broken.

        Starfield was coming, they had to release earlier

        That's a dumb business decision, they don't occupy anything close to the same niche.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps the aim wasn't to stay niche

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          fantasy enthusiasts are about the only people that like hard sci fi dude

          pretty much no one likes sci fi. we can't even imagine having highways that work. our culture can't even imagine making space ships. so the genres probably steal attention from each other

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both BG3 and Starfield have massive normie appeal. What are you talking about?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i skipped dialogue and min maxed my characters for combat, i got an all female party because the mercs are ugly

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one but normalgays who dont care about RPGs liked BG3, it's the Witcher 3 of CPRGs

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BG1:Korevas
    >BG2:Angry wizardcel
    >BG3:Squid Emprah
    all of BG had terrible plot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bg1: the kurgan from highlander
      >bg2: the personification of evil from time bandits
      >bg3: ???

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nooo feel shame please stare at this dismissive stern man and don't imagine my crying face
    Woman moment!

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not top tier in terms of writing but it's on par with most Bioware games and the first two Baldur's Gates. People don't come to this game for an Avellone type masterpiece, it's just a fun fantasy adventure.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3's writing is far from "merely serviceable", it's actively terrible and immersion-breaking. I'd rank it far below the first games, can't really comment on Bioware as the last game of theirs I played was DA:O and I barely remember it.

      That said, I'm having fun with BG3, but that's in spite of the writing and plot.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was enjoying it until Act 3
    Jesus fricking christ, even if they do fix some of the awkward stuff and add the Upper City, the writing and story as a whole is just fricking awful.
    The Emperor is Balduran because uhh... umm...
    Viconia's and Sarevok's character arcs were basically thrown in the trash and were just made pure evil, Sarevok is just in some random fricking cave in the sewers with the most basic ass boss fight. Hell, Lae'zel's and Astarion's characters almost the same as Viconia's was.
    What the actual frick?
    Apparently it's some WOTC frickery and they had to use the awful lore they had created, but if you have to do that why include them at all? I'm so fricking mad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Apparently it's some WOTC frickery and they had to use the awful lore they had created, but if you have to do that why include them at all? I'm so fricking mad.

      Demoralization propaganda. We will shit on everything you used to like because we have complete power over you. You will kiss the feminine penis in the combat wheelchair and like it, bigot.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >suddenly feminine penis out of nowhere
        Why are you so obsessed?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >suddenly feminine penis out of nowhere
          Precisely the point being made, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, that's Larian for ya. There are three things that you can be certain of in their games, that the gameplay will be gimmicky as frick, the writing will be terrible and the game will fall apart around 2/3rds in.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Apparently it's some WOTC frickery and they had to use the awful lore they had created,
      That's a shit excuse, it's just shit writing on Biowares part. The writing breaks WOTC lore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did viconia so fricking dirty. Better to have just left them the frick out of this garbage fire of a game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he likes rtwp
        your taste is bad

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like both. Though I have to say BG3s combat is so fricking slow and easy it'd benefit from having a rtwp toggle.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Another moron mindbroken by rtwp
          You homosexuals are so pathetic.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mindbroken
            we went over this, newbie, that's not what mindbroken means. since if he was mindbroken by rtwp, that would mean he likes rtwp.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only people fooled by your semantic weaselry are other mindbroken morons like yourself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                hey, if you don't want to make sense, that's fine with me, little newbie. but, you need to be laughed at so the other newbies catch on. mindbroken is brainwashed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are so obsessed with rtwp you brought it up for no reason. It's a great system for tactical combat there is no good reason to hate it. But shillBlack folk like you have lost your minds over its existence.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that wasn't me, anon, i just want you to use words correctly. but, to help you out, the reason that anon brought it up was to shitpost and bother you. but, you are so mindbroken by rtwp that the merest mention of it in a negative light throws you into a rage and causes you to start theorizing about the mental health of the poster at hand.
                >there's no good reason to hate it
                see? this is an irrational statement. what does "reason" have to do with distaste?
                >shillBlack folk
                i actually haven't even played bg3.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 3 is usually where their games fall apart.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know if they are making an unpozzed verssion

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another thread
    How about you take your meds and stick to one of the other 100 shitposting threa's you've made.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Korevas
    i rest my case

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think the thing is that the higher the production values of a game, the more egregious a bad plot is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It needs to appeal to the LCD to make a profit. Cannot do anything thqt can potentially be seen as problematic, as seen with how larian gutted the daisy plot line and replacing it with an objectively worse and more stupid one because it was too rapey. WotC probably interfered creatively as well.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got it from a friend.
    Anyway, I crit failed the check to open the pod. On I go.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyway, I crit failed the check to open the pod

      I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a RPG.

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