Baldur's Gate 3 has infinite dialogue

>Game literally has different dialogue for how many naked people you have in your party

How can Tears of The Kingdom, Starfield and Armored Core top this?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How can Tears of The Kingdom, Starfield and Armored Core top this?
    by not being written by a twitter woman

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sick, I love all these occasions to experience modern writing.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why only the bald guy isn't
    The only reason they have "infinite dialogue" is because they clearly used AI to make it. Or they got ESLs for cheap labor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weirdly it has less dialogue than Starfield

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice wiener, friend.

    Ah, Millennial Writing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wiener
      :
      >wiener, Japan
      :O

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        Japan is better than the west.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated that too, it was extremely embarrassing and overmodernized like everything else about sloppal sloptasy post 12

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          something something tolkien style translation of the fictional language into real-world english something

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she does not say that in the japanese script.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instantly and brutally friendzoned

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh that dialogue is clearly edited in and not actually in-game stuff

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dialogue is clearly edited
      Could've fooled me.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They top it by having gameplay that doesn't suck.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can make all your female party members walk around nude
    please do not give me this power

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro what the frick is going on why is everything about this "game" has romance companions or sex involved
    none of the trailers have any fricking gameplay

    is this a romance-based planescape kind of thing? where gameplay takes a step back?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At what point during the months long shill bombardment did anyone say fricking anything, and I mean a single fricking thing, about gameplay? Theres your answer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think even some old school fans got a glimpse of gameplay literally a month ago or something
        larian sure as frick doesnt center their marketing around it

        From what I have seen it seems to be some sort of wacky western VN with a lot of '''''adult''''' jokes.

        idk if I should play this or not, good thing is I'm on xbox so I'll have 6-9 months to observe, but from the looks of it this aint the game for me sadly

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just pirate it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I have seen it seems to be some sort of wacky western VN with a lot of '''''adult''''' jokes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the logical conclusion of over 10 years of Skyrim sex mods.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BG3 can do this.
    >Anime games aren't allowed to show cleavage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to spam U mad gay bear at you and drown out your point
      I also did this for tlou 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian used a funny bear trick and not a single soul will squeak about objectification lmao. Actual billion iq

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you be max redpilled and trad in this game? Does it let your dialogue and choices be anti-degenerate?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah there are a lot of dialogue options where you complain about hypergamy and you can have your guy pull of okcupid surveys and shit, it's kind of weird

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nice wiener, friend

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is all dialog voiced? Or is like a Nintendo game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure about others, but MC is silent

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice wiener, friend.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why only the bald guy isn't naked?
    India's finest wordsmith worked on this I see.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice wiener, friend
    Y-you too.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does she say if only the females of the party are naked?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker has constant eroge threads
    >praises VNs that have nothing but sex
    >every JRPG thread is 90% sharing lewd artwork of the characters
    >this is fine

    >suddenly a western company makes an adult game
    >"wtf????? These god damn LIBERALS are all horny bastards who know nothing except SEX. I am APPALLED"

    Repeat after me: it's ok when japan does it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex with anime women is the same as fricking a bear
      my man

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah yeah, if the druid was a hot anime babe that transforms into a bear you would have been all over her.
        Animu games have plenty of shapeshifters
        Like I said: "it's ok when japan does it."

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's different when it's a female bear.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hot anime babe
          >that's not a bear when sex happens
          You lost me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yiff in hell

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Heterosexual sex with a human woman is the same as zoophilia with a bear
          Why are furgays always so dishonest and desperate to present themselves as normal people despite being subhuman freaks?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol you only care that the bear is male.
            If the bear was female Ganker would coom all over this game and proclaim it game of the year

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you keep pretending that having sex with animals is something normal?
              You want to frick animals. Do you even being to realize just how fricked and deranged you are?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah bro Ganker is filled with xenofricker threads and now you're pretending like you're above it.
                Disingenuous fricking Black person.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not normal just because you're among other degenerates, you sick frick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah so why the frick are you here moralgayging in a sea of degenerates???

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you and your ilk don't belong here
                go back to

                [...]

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                We own this board, homosexual.
                Go back to twitter if that's more your domain

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Xenos aren't real and we both know that, it's nothing but a fantasy.

                Animals are real feeling beings and you want to force yourself on them, you are absolutely vile subhuman.

                Don't you have a 'biblically accurate angels thread' to get back to or something?

                Looks like I hit a nerve, why did pointing out that having sex with animals is wrong and vile trigger you?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you have a 'biblically accurate angels thread' to get back to or something?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, if you think sex with a bear is too far, worse things happen in eroge all the time.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bald guy IS supposed to be naked though.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing more heroic looking than this, no sir.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice wiener, friend
    this can't be fricking real

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart, you are in Matrix.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >muh heckin webbumerinooooooooooos
    Your ADHD is not everyone else's obligation

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Take an educated guess, it sucks, downgrade even compared to DOS2.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it expecting something clunky like D:OS but was pleasantly surprised. The animations outside of cutscenes aren't great but everything else is sweet.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually cool feature. In other rpgs no one notice strange things even in Original sin.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the mass reply filter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      # filter posts with 10 or more quote links
      /(?:>>d(?:(?!>>d)[^])*){10}/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post gameplay.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how big can you make your pp?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart do you know what you are unplayable character in RPG and Player is a avatar of god and has cheat engines codes?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do pajeets always post such weird shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Motherfricker India runs all your companies Google soon we go moon too.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well for one Armored Core looks like total, complete sensory engagement!
    BG looks perfect for the new vegas bedtime story bunch.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is a porn game right, because I haven't seen any gameplay that wasn't just sex scenes, character creation and references to nudity and sex

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there are some tedious parts where you click on enemies while watching dicks and breasts flop around between sex scenes but other than that yeah.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah thats basically it. There’s a bit of combat but that kind of plays out like a card game.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay. Learn English next time you want to make shit up.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick off, you moronic cum guzzling homosexual. You could have made that same shitty post without quoting every post above your own, you fricking disgusting troony abomination.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Why shit up the thread when you already know the answer? Maybe go suck a few wieners instead of sperging out next time, k?

      Post gameplay, then.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post the webm of you sucking a wiener to calm down first and I will

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post. Gameplay.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Suck. wiener.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah thats basically it. There’s a bit of combat but that kind of plays out like a card game.

      Lmao why do all these porn devs try and add combat nobody wants that shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have to pretend it's a '''mature''' video game, not porn with some elements of gameplay, otherwise normies wouldn't buy it because it's just porn and that's icky.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why shit up the thread when you already know the answer? Maybe go suck a few wieners instead of sperging out next time, k?

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are nudist beaches a thing in Forgotten Realms?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost certainly, and before anyone shrieks about muh sjw degenerates I would encourage you to look into Ed Greenwood and the og Forgotten Realms setting.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >infinite dialogue in quirky reddit-twitter style

    So basically 0 lines of good dialogue

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being fun?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun is a meme word.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to know what's behind this door.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      throw fireballs at the door or chop it down if you are chad enough

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a crypt with a bunch of shit in it and some skelly boys

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nice wiener friend
    lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NICE wiener, FRIENDO

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why would anybody spoon feed an underage poorgay like you?

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