Baldur's Gate 3 has proven that Dragon Age Inquisition had the right idea by giving your companions actual sexual orientations instead of making ...

Baldur's Gate 3 has proven that Dragon Age Inquisition had the right idea by giving your companions actual sexual orientations instead of making them playersexual.
Having literally everyone in your party hit on you is annoying and erases the concept of camaderie.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bioware are technically right to give their characters racial and gender preferences, but they mess up the execution by making them all gays and hags

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you're telling me if I'm a woman astarion will want to frick me? Cause there's no way in hell that flamer would go for that. Actual hard-coded orientations is objectively better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Astarion even hit on the other male companions? He just comes across as a flamboyant straight or bisexual man to me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flamboyant straight
        No such thing, only gays in denial

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >flamboyant straight
          lmao, he used to frick men to lure them to get SUCC'd by his master

          There is such a thing as an European from a couple hundred years ago, anons. Im just not seeing any gay shit with Astarion yet and Im disappointed. Only rumors of him and the frog.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flamboyant straight
        lmao, he used to frick men to lure them to get SUCC'd by his master

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only creature he care in the whole game was his first gay victim KEK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he fricks lae zel if you turn her down

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good to know he has shit taste in women did shadowbawd go to halsin if you ignore?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Laezel has a dick its retractable

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know not a single studio will do a realistic sexual preference representation? You'll have half a party gays, half straight, half of those will be women, half men. So as a straight male you will get only one or two partners like it was in cyberpunk.
    What they should do instead is let player select his sexual orientation. If he doen't care about romance let him be asexual and cut all this crap from the game. If he wants to romance girls let him do it and cut weird scenes with dancing Black folk. If he's a gay let him be a gay. Everyone is happy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >realistic
      >half of companion gays
      85% should be heterosexual, 10% bi and 5% gays, and this is being generous.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly what I meant in that post.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make the girls all frick girls and guys, and make the guys straight.
    simple as.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they way it's supposed to be.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bg3 is literally Dai but isometric and turn based. Shitty offline MMO dogshit. DAO MOGS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad bait, try harder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Quest The Adventure of Dai?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The acceptance of homosexuality erases the concept of camaraderie through the hermeneutic of gay suspicion.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women would also love camaraderie if men would stop lusting after them. Instead they have to segregate themselves and thats how you get awful women.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Women would also love camaraderie

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Dark Urge option in DAI to rape Sera

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No dark urge super saiyan to delete the crap that its dragon age itself

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >proved right
    You mean they already learned their lesson from dragon age 2 making everyone player sexual.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    La goblina

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct, also every companion should be straight

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Romances in RPGs are such a pest. Even Hentay games are more nuanced and dont jump on you as fast.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DA:I mogged baldur's gate at everything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has a crappy shield system and a worse villian than the absute KEK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DA:I is great and Tresspasser is simply sublime. I'm so upset that DA 4 will be pozzed garbage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dropped it right after I've entered open world and as a leader of inquisition I had to dig ore like I'm playing WoW. It could be fun in mmo where you can meet other players in process, compete for recourses, have pvp, but this is a single player game, there is no reason to stretch it with filler content

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    god she's so hot

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should be an option to say who you're into in the character creator so you only get romance scenes relevent to your sexuality. I played a shitty RPGMaker farming game ages ago that did this and it was great. I don't see why AAA games don't implement this. All it does is remove any conversation options that would accidentally trigger romance storylines.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should be exactly four categories of romance options. Straight female, lesbian female, bisexual female, and exactly ONE homosexual male so OP isn't left out. Harem sans homosexual male is also acceptable on a peer review process.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bioware was more interested in creating actual believable characters than appeasing degenerates of all sorts which is quite strange to realize. Plus they gave us Cassandra Tradwifegast, so I'm willing to overlook some gayshit, as a treat.

    BG 3 however...Pozzed to the bone.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bg3 has proved you are all insecure little shits that crave wiener and have no social cues

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this person so fricking familiar. It's like I repressed years of shitposting about this character

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really that bad? I`ve started playing recently and i`ve not had that issue myself. I just don`t pick the "this will obviously lead to romance" option.

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