Baldur's Gate 3 is literally what we all wanted the sequel of Dragon Age Origins to be

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It only took 14 years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mhm. We truly are living in the age of decade sequels

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did my BioWare sisters stop making RPGs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They grew up, chud

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the people with actual talent and creativity left the company and were replaced with infinite amounts of trannies and diversity hires. Then they spent seven years making Anthem, one of the worst pieces of shit that this medium has ever seen. Then the company deservedly died.

      In any company, no matter what it does, once the founders leave the company loses its way and self-destructs soon after.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old team left post DA:O. New team and cringe writers tried to consolized the series only to make it worse. "Hit the A button for awesome shit" was when I knew Bioware was long gone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Different group of devs anon. Nowadays Bioware is just a bunch of kids, grifters and amateurs.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweaty babymaking sex with Shadowheart!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care what anyone says, Shadowheart is the best girl!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >westerners find this attractive

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she cute as frick
        post some ugly asian with big breasts or some kpop prostitute
        that's right I know what you like

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kpop enjoyer here, she is best girl.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where are you from?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right is attractive, could be better but still attractive

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, boy. You look like this?

      Upgrade or downgrade?

      Is this a mod or something that exist already in game?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vanilla.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being inside her.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So in later phase of game her appearance change, correct? i'm still in act 1 but if she become like this then more reason to go all in on her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So in later phase of game her appearance change
            If you manage to redeem her, yeah.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do not redeem the shadowheart sir!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has a manface, why this game is so pozzed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, boy. You look like this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me ask you, are you nonwhite/nonasian?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick is this game so ugly. It looks like it as released 10-15 years ago.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          bait the Nintendo threads instead

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am serious though. Apart from it being hi-res, it looks more or less like DA:O. Look at this

            Kpop enjoyer here, she is best girl.

            looks good right?
            Fricking Ubisoft released Ghost Recon Breakpoint 4 years ago and it looks better. Look at that medallion for example. The outer (left on the pic) edge should be in shadow from her top, yet it has a shine. Her hair should make more shadows in her face. Etc.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >looks good right
              Yeah.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it doesn't.

                Graphics aren't everything. The game has other shortcomings that matter more than that

                Yes, character list on the wrong side of the screen, wrong ruleset etc. I know

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it does.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really doesn't, as explained already. I am talking about graphical fidelity, not how attractive the character is.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Graphics aren't everything. The game has other shortcomings that matter more than that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                like?
                i keep hearing that the game is bad, but nobody can tell me exactly why. they'll say "x is shit" but won't expand upon it. why is x shit?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, the game isn't bad. It's just got notable flaws like the very limited character creation. If you liked Divinity chances are you'll enjoy this as well.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah combat is more boring in BG3 for some reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's because it strictly adheres to D&D rulesets so spellcasting is more limited and classes are based on what's fun in pen and paper game for the most part. Larian did make some changes to improve classes like Monk and it's still a great game, it's just held back slightly by being so faithful to the source material. Which is a very odd complaint about a modern piece of media so I can't fault it too much.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why is turn based shit?
                Because it removes you from the feeling that time passes as you do things. Sounds obvious and it is. How long is a turn? Well no idea right? But in RTwP it has a real-time length.
                >why is D&D 5e shit compared to AD&D?
                Mostly because of combat pacing. In tabletop turns take longer to play out which leads to the opposite being true (for pacing). On a computer turns are faster to execute because there is less manual paperwork and rolling etc., so the older ruleset has better pacing.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stfu shill

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Upgrade or downgrade?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess she was actually a demigod but lost her memories or some moronic shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ye

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was a selunite who had her parents captured by Shar cultists and they wiped her memories and brainwashed her. Haven't found out why they did it yet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Another selunite brainwashed into Shar's cult
          That's about the least original thing they could do

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Another selunite brainwashed into Shar's cult
          That's about the least original thing they could do

          Is her real name Lightheart? lol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ill let you know when I find out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now you give me motivation to fix her anon. Thank you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      haircut is an upgrade
      color is a downgrade

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really does give me the same kind of vibes that Origins did back in the day.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be the only one that liked dragon age 2 combat

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What media mega conglomerate do you work for and how can I get you to shill for my game too.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve was going through the Dragon Age series and watching the degradation is honestly astounding.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy bg3
    >it's literally just a worse dos 2
    >refund
    I'm glad Steam is so good about refunds. It's nice knowing that even if I fall for shills overhyping the game, I can always just refund the piece of shit.
    That being said, it's kinda nuts just how crazy the shills are with this game. No doubt it has something to do with the AI advancements.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Old Bioware made original Baldur's Gate games.
    >Slightly less old Bioware made Dragon Age: Origins.
    >EA buys them and they go to shit.

    I'll forever be sad that Dragon Age is basically dead at this point, but I'm glad at least we're getting a continuation of that style (and far more ambitious and what it allows) via Larian.
    I know they'll probably fall through at some point because I can't think of a single game company who hasn't eventually gone to shit in some way, but for now it's nice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already shit. I couldn't give a shit about le woke maymay, but I'm constantly getting hit on by male companions as a male character and there's no option to let them down gently and just be friends. This is how it generally goes:
      >Male Companion: Want some frick?
      >1. Yes!
      >2. Mmmaybe~
      >3. Frick off, homosexual.
      I just wish there were some straight characters, or less focus on sex at least.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-wiener-1819583529

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going to make a super chad looking male fighter and enter a monogamous relationship with the least prostitutey female companion i find

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing the series with DA:O and its expansions and from the sound of things it was the right call, but I have to wonder. Just how bad did the series get afterwards?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just how bad did the series get afterwards?
      well, if you want an example, there's a scene in dragon age inquisition where the lesbian elf is about to be raped, and she says "if you rape me i will shit on your dick."
      so to answer your question, pretty fricking bad.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >scene in dragon age inquisition where the lesbian elf is about to be raped, and she says "if you rape me i will shit on your dick."
        This sounds pretty made up. I forced myself through this game, and it's so unbelievably "safe" that it doesn't seem like the sort of game that would even imply rape, unlike DA:Origins. They forgot they were originally trying to make a Dark Fantasy series and went straight boring normal fantasy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was something to the effect of
          >"if you do what i think you're going to do, it's going to get very brown and very messy"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, that does sound more their speed of the "safe way" they'd present a "maybe-maybe not dark" scenario in DA:I.
            Thanks anon.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i literally made it up. you're welcome.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well done

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just how bad did the series get afterwards?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dragon age origins was shit tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was. completely mid 7/10 too long shit combat shit engine uninspired everything too much shitty romance. I feel like a lot of people love it because it was their first crpg.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think combat is bad?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely no fricking way this angry feminist b***h in bg3 is comparable to morrigan

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hair turns dirty blond/ brunette if you put a hat on her
    wtf, makes me want to never take off her circlet

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth playing multiplayer, or better solo?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      multiplayer sounds like it would be fricking torture in this game I can't imagine doing it unless it's with your partner or someone you play TTRPG's with a lot.
      Like the game is glacially slow already, now multiply that by at least 2, probably more.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The games strongest point is a 4 man custom party.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do ya'll take turns on Shadowsex?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me and my friend had a blast with DOS and are having a blast with this.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    KISS with Shadowhearth

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how get flaming sowrd from commander zhalk?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luck mainly, unless you're playing on easy it's all rng on whether you can kill him in time.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speak for yourself. DA:O is irreplaceable.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but not a Baldur's gate, just a troony gayget pedo game

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel > Shadowheart

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a truly evil psycho b***h who cannot be redeemed?

    WOTR woke something deep inside of me

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted Divinity 3, personally, and I don't mean OS. Liked DAO when it came out but don't care for it much anymore.
    But now I don't, not by nuLarian.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you put Shadowshart next to my queen Morrigan?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shadowcute is only for chads, chuds can go play with their tiny hands and seethe on Ganker about bg3 succeeding

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit writing
    >janky sex animation
    >combat falling short of its potential
    >limited dialogue
    >companions jump on your dick after merely platonically friendly conversation
    It's funny how the game is precisely everything BioWare would've made BG3 to be if they were making it, other than the girls being prettier than they like to make.

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