>What class are we currently playing?
wild magic sorcerer gnome. being a slow gnome is annoying. I had one or two cool wild magic moments in like 30+ hours. I think storm sorcerer would probably be more practical and fun overall.
> What is the verdict so far?
it's kino. the lore and RPing and turn-based rules mog all the dumb action-adventure slop >What are we hoping for in DLCs?
more character creation options, like really big boobs, and npcs reacting to you.
also a storyline where wyll cucks you after you thought you romanced a cute girl
I love when morons who dicksuck bad games in one genre get STOMPED by an actual big budget game with lots of work put in. Continue eating shit and crying about it
>no no no noooo the normies are being open-minded and trying the big nice game before wasting 1000 hours of their lives on the shitty games that came before this can't be happening!!!
Havent played the game, but couldnt it be that the penis model is the exact same size for both but since males have a larger body it appears to be smaller relative to their shape?
>What class are we currently playing?
Gnome Druid, currently specced into whichever subclass is the wild shape focus (Circle of the moon I think?) but I feel like the animal forms aren't useful enough or something. >What is the verdict so far?
It's alright and I know this is a DND thing but I think there are too many roll situations sometimes. I'm not so much annoyed by the combat as walking around and failing a perception check and now I know something is fricked. >What are we hoping for in DLCs
Really you can't hope for much beyond extra long side quests and maybe new companions.
>find out sister of some guys is kidnapped by a witch >tell them to let me handle it because witches will fold them into a pretzel >no frick you we'll save her ourselves >they die 3 minutes later to some evil gnomes > find the witch and the sister who is being Pierce Brosnan'd to become fat so she can be eaten by the witch >witch runs off to her lair, go after her >lair has a sentient door that won't let me through >have to look around for anything that helps me get it to let me in even though I could just torch it >all the while some schizo elf is screaming deliriously in your ear >find a mask to disguise myself. Turns out its a mind control mask so I need to knock out my character, take off his mask, put a specific ward spell on him, then put on the ask again, then walk through the door, then have to unequip it again because the ward only lasts for a small bit >have to walk through a fricking swamp gas level where you are fricked if you don't have a good perception score so you can disarm it. You also have to ungroup your party because the AI just runs into the traps willingly and blows up for half your damage >fight the witch who told the sister that she'll totally bring her husband back from the dead bro, just give me your unborn child >beat her ass and she poofs away >this b***h has a fricking meltdown that I saved her from the literal bog witch who was going to eat her baby because she'd rather kill that thing than be single >turns out the witch was going to turn her husband into a zombie >she is fine with it and pretends that it's still her loving husband even though he can't say anything but HUUURN and walks off into the sunset
What the frick is this absolute abomination of a quest. It played like tedious shit and this b***h is just the dumbest character I've seen in a game and I'm running with a companion with 8 int.
My version started out much like yours except when I entered the hut I dropped 3 smokepowder barrels next to Granny rags and blew her ass to hell with an alchemists fire. I then calmy walked past the mask bullshit, looted everything, and tossed some spare boots and shields onto the gas vents to block them. After saving the moron thot, I snapped her husband-zombie wand in half because she was such a bad mother.
I'm so fricking sick of woke garbage. On the other hand, d&d has been nothing but woke garbage for the past decade, so you can only blame yourselves if you bought that shit.
Why do you post in bg3 thread without playing the game first. Mentally ill? I guess you have no foreskin you mutilated freak, you will never feel pleasure
>Daily Mail
Oh Ireland is a very funny place sir
Its a strange and troubled land
And the Irish are a very funny race sir
Every womans a Cumann na mBan
Every doggies got a tri-coloured ribbon
Tied firmly to it's tail
And it wouldn't be suprising
If there'd be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh every bird upon my word
Singing Yo Ho- Im A Provo!
Every hen in Jail is laying hand grenades
Over there sir, i do declare sir!
And every old wiener in the farmyard
Stock singing triumph to Sinn Fein
And it wouldn't be surpising
If there'd be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh the other day i travelled
Down from Claire sir i spied an old boreen
Such a bunch of busy gooses there
Dressed in orange, white and green
They were marching to the German Goose step
And whistling Grann na bheal
And every time i showed up
They would shoot me as a yeoman
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh every bird upon my word
Singing Yo Ho- Im A Provo!
Every hen in Jail is laying hand grenades
Over there sir, i do declare sir!
And every old wiener in the farmyard
Stock singing triumph to Sinn Fein
And it wouldn't be surpising
If there'd be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh the whole place is seething with sedition
Its Sinn Fein through and through
All the boys are joining local unit's
And the passwords Sinn Fein too
Well The IRA just sent me
A timebomb in the mail
And im shaking in my shoes
As im typing up the news
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh every bird upon my word
Singing Yo Ho- Im A Provo!
Every hen in Jail is laying hand grenades
Over there sir, i do declare sir!
And every old wiener in the farmyard
Stock singing triumph to Sinn Fein
And it wouldn't be surpising
If there'd be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail
I don't know anon I DON'T KNOW! I keep erasing my saves and restarting. I think i want to go wizard cuz magic is really fun but i don't wanna be a Gale copy cat and I can't find any cool armor.
>What is the verdict so far?
7/10 at best. 6/10 if you don't use cheats and have to deal with the awful combat.
>What are we hoping for in DLCs?
Drow gay male companion romance option for gay men only.
>takes a million screenshots >spends several dozen hours restarting a playthrough >cheats in the game and doesn't experience the game the way it was intended on a first playthrough and then criticizes the game for difficulty and bugs he created. >look up other information and shits on the game over parts of the game he never even played. >actually mentally ill and shits his pants crying over the sight of woman and normal straight relationships. >spams every single thread for (you)s and when he gets no (you)s starts intentionally spamming bait and then acts like the victim when people shit on him
it's honestly disappointing you're too narcissistic to have a nice day
Huh? I already finished the game, but I did so as Dark Urge Lizard and I hate Dark Urge Lizard so i want to make a normal Tav but i can't because everything sucks.
I think you're way too obsessed with me and you must lead such a sad miserable friendless life so devoid of social interctions that you try to vilify me and dehumanize me so you can hate me and consider me your rival because you have NOBODY with whom to fight in real life.
I'm sorry anon, but you're nobody to me, you could have a nice day right now and i would never even find out. So next time you start making all this fantasies about me being Hitler 3.0 because uhh i took a screenshot of a videogame? Remember: i don't even know who you are.
>vilify me and dehumanize me so you can hate me and consider me your rival
does this schizo actually think one person responds to him? homie is barry 2.0 but more gay.
every Ganker schizo seems to have the same type of schizophrenia
Farquaad you haven't posted a screenshot past the 1st act, why lie?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I did actually, PLENTY of times, you do realize that you're nobody, right? that you don't get to decide what i posted or not, that you don't get to gaslight or try to "retcon history". This is BG3 not your pathetic pahtfinder Aeon path.
You can check Ganker backup if you want, you're a literal nobody and you not keeping track of what i do or i don't doesn't negate its existence. You could have a nice day and none of us would care so i have no idea why you are so narcisistic as to think that if you didn't see my screenshots then that means they were never posted.
> If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a sound? > The answer is no because things only happen if narcisistic incel anon witnesses them!
Guess what, bucko, the world doesn't need your existence to keep spinning. You're nobody.
>What is the verdict so far?
My only real complaint is how playersexual the companion NPCs are.
The way everyone tries to frick you at the camp party regardless of your approval or prior dialogue choices really soured my opinion of everyone. It was funny when Lzael did it, because she's an alien frog. But why are Wyll and Gale acting the same way, we've known each other for like two ingame days and Larian just has them assuming I'm down bad for hairy gay anal.
Fighter Fighter Ranger Cleric
I did learn Danse Macabre
I did kill Raphael with it
I did not save the NPC because she blew herself up on reflect damage from divine intervention LOL
I did banish the giga demon and one of the cambions
It was pure fricking kino
Best Boss music since Battle with Magus
I killed Orin
I saved a bunch of the people in Iron Throne and looted the special corpse there which had loot
I killed the wizard
I gotta do Gortash and Cazador
>What class are we currently playing?
[CLERIC] And i pray for you all! >What is the verdict so far?
11/10 masterpiece! >What are we hoping for in DLCs?
The game is already big enought with a ton of replayability.
Why is it that half of the damn discourse around this game is about sex? Are western games really this sex starved? I genuinely barely ever hear about the actual gameplay.
>What class are we currently playing?
Bard3/Rogue 9 will be my final build. For invisibility, extra skills, and expertise. >Verdict
9/10, if they removed the homosexualS it would be better. So far I can usually get them to frick off from my party early or just not recruit them. Just me and the women as it should be. If the c**ts aren't actively fighting they no longer wear clothes. >DLC
Convert some classic D&D dungeons. For example White Plume Mountain, Tomb of Horrors, Queen of Spiders etc.
>one are with a lever you have to shoot to get it to work because its physically inaccessible >try to shoot another lever further along into the game, doesnt work
???
seeing the daily mail using woke to criticize a game is like watching chisschsn in fox news
how did we get here?
Mail are desperate to distract from their current scandals (assuming the headline is real and not just a 'shop).
It's a shop
Playing as a sorcerer it's a pretty strong class that can also win speech checks
Does BG3 have le wacky d100 surges?
yes
If trannies looked like nothing but women with BIG PENIS then the world would be a lot more accepting of them.
>What class are we currently playing?
wild magic sorcerer gnome. being a slow gnome is annoying. I had one or two cool wild magic moments in like 30+ hours. I think storm sorcerer would probably be more practical and fun overall.
> What is the verdict so far?
it's kino. the lore and RPing and turn-based rules mog all the dumb action-adventure slop
>What are we hoping for in DLCs?
more character creation options, like really big boobs, and npcs reacting to you.
also a storyline where wyll cucks you after you thought you romanced a cute girl
>the lore and RPing and turn-based rules mog all the dumb action-adventure slop
Kek of course the erping waifu incel hates real video games.
just don't call them roleplaying games
and the gameplay is usually mash square to win
Honestly, the only way to make wild magic fun is to homebrew it heaps, which you can't easily do in BG.
It's just not worth it imo.
>Action adventure slop
Yeah but falls behind most cRPGs.
which other ones have throwing, shoving, and surfaces to interact with?
(by different company)
xD
no answer
I love when morons who dicksuck bad games in one genre get STOMPED by an actual big budget game with lots of work put in. Continue eating shit and crying about it
>no no no noooo the normies are being open-minded and trying the big nice game before wasting 1000 hours of their lives on the shitty games that came before this can't be happening!!!
Reminder you can permanently keep longstrider up on your whole party with a single character, largely mitigating this issue
Havent played the game, but couldnt it be that the penis model is the exact same size for both but since males have a larger body it appears to be smaller relative to their shape?
>What class are we currently playing?
Gnome Druid, currently specced into whichever subclass is the wild shape focus (Circle of the moon I think?) but I feel like the animal forms aren't useful enough or something.
>What is the verdict so far?
It's alright and I know this is a DND thing but I think there are too many roll situations sometimes. I'm not so much annoyed by the combat as walking around and failing a perception check and now I know something is fricked.
>What are we hoping for in DLCs
Really you can't hope for much beyond extra long side quests and maybe new companions.
I failed an intimidation check and Laezel made me eat her out I feel so dirty
>find out sister of some guys is kidnapped by a witch
>tell them to let me handle it because witches will fold them into a pretzel
>no frick you we'll save her ourselves
>they die 3 minutes later to some evil gnomes
> find the witch and the sister who is being Pierce Brosnan'd to become fat so she can be eaten by the witch
>witch runs off to her lair, go after her
>lair has a sentient door that won't let me through
>have to look around for anything that helps me get it to let me in even though I could just torch it
>all the while some schizo elf is screaming deliriously in your ear
>find a mask to disguise myself. Turns out its a mind control mask so I need to knock out my character, take off his mask, put a specific ward spell on him, then put on the ask again, then walk through the door, then have to unequip it again because the ward only lasts for a small bit
>have to walk through a fricking swamp gas level where you are fricked if you don't have a good perception score so you can disarm it. You also have to ungroup your party because the AI just runs into the traps willingly and blows up for half your damage
>fight the witch who told the sister that she'll totally bring her husband back from the dead bro, just give me your unborn child
>beat her ass and she poofs away
>this b***h has a fricking meltdown that I saved her from the literal bog witch who was going to eat her baby because she'd rather kill that thing than be single
>turns out the witch was going to turn her husband into a zombie
>she is fine with it and pretends that it's still her loving husband even though he can't say anything but HUUURN and walks off into the sunset
What the frick is this absolute abomination of a quest. It played like tedious shit and this b***h is just the dumbest character I've seen in a game and I'm running with a companion with 8 int.
sounds like kino
My version started out much like yours except when I entered the hut I dropped 3 smokepowder barrels next to Granny rags and blew her ass to hell with an alchemists fire. I then calmy walked past the mask bullshit, looted everything, and tossed some spare boots and shields onto the gas vents to block them. After saving the moron thot, I snapped her husband-zombie wand in half because she was such a bad mother.
I used chest armors to throw on the grates. No more gas. tbh~~
I'm so fricking sick of woke garbage. On the other hand, d&d has been nothing but woke garbage for the past decade, so you can only blame yourselves if you bought that shit.
Why do you post in bg3 thread without playing the game first. Mentally ill? I guess you have no foreskin you mutilated freak, you will never feel pleasure
>Daily Mail
Oh Ireland is a very funny place sir
Its a strange and troubled land
And the Irish are a very funny race sir
Every womans a Cumann na mBan
Every doggies got a tri-coloured ribbon
Tied firmly to it's tail
And it wouldn't be suprising
If there'd be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh every bird upon my word
Singing Yo Ho- Im A Provo!
Every hen in Jail is laying hand grenades
Over there sir, i do declare sir!
And every old wiener in the farmyard
Stock singing triumph to Sinn Fein
And it wouldn't be surpising
If there'd be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh the other day i travelled
Down from Claire sir i spied an old boreen
Such a bunch of busy gooses there
Dressed in orange, white and green
They were marching to the German Goose step
And whistling Grann na bheal
And every time i showed up
They would shoot me as a yeoman
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh every bird upon my word
Singing Yo Ho- Im A Provo!
Every hen in Jail is laying hand grenades
Over there sir, i do declare sir!
And every old wiener in the farmyard
Stock singing triumph to Sinn Fein
And it wouldn't be surpising
If there'd be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh the whole place is seething with sedition
Its Sinn Fein through and through
All the boys are joining local unit's
And the passwords Sinn Fein too
Well The IRA just sent me
A timebomb in the mail
And im shaking in my shoes
As im typing up the news
Said the man from the Daily Mail
Oh every bird upon my word
Singing Yo Ho- Im A Provo!
Every hen in Jail is laying hand grenades
Over there sir, i do declare sir!
And every old wiener in the farmyard
Stock singing triumph to Sinn Fein
And it wouldn't be surpising
If there'd be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail
i give it 9/10
Have done playthroughs as sorc and as paladin, partymembers were all different classes too.
I hope no dlc
>What class are we currently playing?
I don't know anon I DON'T KNOW! I keep erasing my saves and restarting. I think i want to go wizard cuz magic is really fun but i don't wanna be a Gale copy cat and I can't find any cool armor.
>What is the verdict so far?
7/10 at best. 6/10 if you don't use cheats and have to deal with the awful combat.
>What are we hoping for in DLCs?
Drow gay male companion romance option for gay men only.
You never played the game, why post. This is not your screenshot. Get help
I'm literally playing right now
Seethe.
>takes a million screenshots
>spends several dozen hours restarting a playthrough
>cheats in the game and doesn't experience the game the way it was intended on a first playthrough and then criticizes the game for difficulty and bugs he created.
>look up other information and shits on the game over parts of the game he never even played.
>actually mentally ill and shits his pants crying over the sight of woman and normal straight relationships.
>spams every single thread for (you)s and when he gets no (you)s starts intentionally spamming bait and then acts like the victim when people shit on him
it's honestly disappointing you're too narcissistic to have a nice day
>over parts of the game he never even played
Huh? I already finished the game, but I did so as Dark Urge Lizard and I hate Dark Urge Lizard so i want to make a normal Tav but i can't because everything sucks.
I think you're way too obsessed with me and you must lead such a sad miserable friendless life so devoid of social interctions that you try to vilify me and dehumanize me so you can hate me and consider me your rival because you have NOBODY with whom to fight in real life.
I'm sorry anon, but you're nobody to me, you could have a nice day right now and i would never even find out. So next time you start making all this fantasies about me being Hitler 3.0 because uhh i took a screenshot of a videogame? Remember: i don't even know who you are.
>vilify me and dehumanize me so you can hate me and consider me your rival
does this schizo actually think one person responds to him? homie is barry 2.0 but more gay.
every Ganker schizo seems to have the same type of schizophrenia
Farquaad you haven't posted a screenshot past the 1st act, why lie?
I did actually, PLENTY of times, you do realize that you're nobody, right? that you don't get to decide what i posted or not, that you don't get to gaslight or try to "retcon history". This is BG3 not your pathetic pahtfinder Aeon path.
You can check Ganker backup if you want, you're a literal nobody and you not keeping track of what i do or i don't doesn't negate its existence. You could have a nice day and none of us would care so i have no idea why you are so narcisistic as to think that if you didn't see my screenshots then that means they were never posted.
> If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a sound?
> The answer is no because things only happen if narcisistic incel anon witnesses them!
Guess what, bucko, the world doesn't need your existence to keep spinning. You're nobody.
stop spamming in every thread you fricking mental case
why didn't your 3rd world country euthanize you already.
>What is the verdict so far?
My only real complaint is how playersexual the companion NPCs are.
The way everyone tries to frick you at the camp party regardless of your approval or prior dialogue choices really soured my opinion of everyone. It was funny when Lzael did it, because she's an alien frog. But why are Wyll and Gale acting the same way, we've known each other for like two ingame days and Larian just has them assuming I'm down bad for hairy gay anal.
Teifling warlock
Playing with friends
They are paladins
Is there any way to use aoe as a warlock and not hurt your team ?
Can't use tentacles
Can't use hunger of Hagar
Can't use cloud daggers
Can't flaming hands
Can't fireball
Fighter Fighter Ranger Cleric
I did learn Danse Macabre
I did kill Raphael with it
I did not save the NPC because she blew herself up on reflect damage from divine intervention LOL
I did banish the giga demon and one of the cambions
It was pure fricking kino
Best Boss music since Battle with Magus
I killed Orin
I saved a bunch of the people in Iron Throne and looted the special corpse there which had loot
I killed the wizard
I gotta do Gortash and Cazador
>What class are we currently playing?
[CLERIC] And i pray for you all!
>What is the verdict so far?
11/10 masterpiece!
>What are we hoping for in DLCs?
The game is already big enought with a ton of replayability.
Why is it that half of the damn discourse around this game is about sex? Are western games really this sex starved? I genuinely barely ever hear about the actual gameplay.
Because morons who are addicted to seething spam that shit incessantly.
>omg bearsex! degeneracy! cuckshit!
Link to the article?
it's obviously fake, anon
>Daily Mail
100% bullshit
>What class are we currently playing?
Bard3/Rogue 9 will be my final build. For invisibility, extra skills, and expertise.
>Verdict
9/10, if they removed the homosexualS it would be better. So far I can usually get them to frick off from my party early or just not recruit them. Just me and the women as it should be. If the c**ts aren't actively fighting they no longer wear clothes.
>DLC
Convert some classic D&D dungeons. For example White Plume Mountain, Tomb of Horrors, Queen of Spiders etc.
Currently a Warlock/Fighter multiclass. Having sexual relations with best girl Lae'zel.
Where do I find a woman like her irl?
Try a lilypad
>one are with a lever you have to shoot to get it to work because its physically inaccessible
>try to shoot another lever further along into the game, doesnt work
???
fake screenshot, moron