Baldur's Gate 3/BG3

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiter needs to behead his barber and tailor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know orcbro, I know.
    My exact reaction when i see drag*nborn or t*eflings

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      half-orc. true Orcs can barely breath and walk at the same time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the orc. Forgotten Realms have two kinds.
        Mountain Orcs are borderline morons woth piggish faces and live in filth.
        Grey Orcs are still savage barbarians but they're more civilized in that they have a culture and basic customs they follow.
        It's like the difference between Misty Mountain orcs and Uruk-hai but grey orcs are Uruk-hai with a little sprinkle of Warcraft orcs thrown into the mixture.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't grey orcs are those that are slaves in Moonsea cities? Captured in Thar.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can Incelach compete?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      By not cucking you or requiring you to be a murderous psycho?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i hope she pegs my tav

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Urge is going to dominate her instead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God shes so hot bros..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Incelach
      >implying it's bad for women to be virgins
      Off to reddit you go Black personcuck.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MADE FOR ARYAN HUMAN MALE OATH OF DEVOTION PALADIN wiener!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is a little bit autistic just like me, right?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes!~

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          god 3d women are vile.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >little bit
        Replace trains and minecraft by Shar and you got your average sperg

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's medieval fantasy, but doing things from irl lmao
    what's this called?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >medieval people didn't have dinner

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anachronism.
      >why didn't the allies use laptop computers to beat the nazis?
      It's one of the things low iq people struggle with along with the dreaded breakfast question.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, why didn't they?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know. Maybe they were afraid of having their passwords stolen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a huge fricking turnoff
      i get this feeling from Larian games that they're too embarrassed to get immersed in a game world
      so instead it's all written like a satire
      like that drama with the frogs and the mice
      it's extremely gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >human beings never went on dates at taverns before
        >dates never existed before modern society

        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          well "dates" as we have them now probably didn't exist in medieval times historically because romance was mostly arranged marriages that happened when both parties were pretty young, even in cities (although all but the absolute largest medieval cities probably paled in comparison to Baldur's Gate as presented)

          but it is a fantasy world so some suspension of disbelief in that regard can be allowed

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Arranged marriages were mostly among upper class and people of wealth. For commoners it was all courting, dowries, and lower class the families just tried to get them to spend time together so the son would accept the daughter.

            Maybe people didn't sit with a menu in front of them, but they definitely went and got some food and drink together.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              True but also false.
              Arranged marriages was common among the wealthy like merchants and nobles.
              Peasants had a lot more freedom in that regard.

              peasants had "arranged" marriages where they shoved two kids together and let them think it was their idea

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is exactly what I just said. They tried to get them to spend time together. At the end of the day women had to be accepted by the man. Didn't matter how she felt.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shoving two kids together and hoping they hit it off is not the same as
                >You two WILL be wed and you have no say in the matter. This will make both out families more powerful. You will learn to love each other later.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            True but also false.
            Arranged marriages was common among the wealthy like merchants and nobles.
            Peasants had a lot more freedom in that regard.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male halfling rogue with dark urge

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vote for your favorite girl and dab on frogcucks
    >https://strawpoll.com/e2narRJrVgB
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the poll in shambles

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made the two bottom options late into the poll due to request, but I don't think people can revote so everyone should have held their vote for their favourite girl 🙂

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shadowheart got BTFO by Karlach AND Minthara, that's hilarious.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        STOP THE COUNT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's Mintharabros?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >[Paladin] I have struck her down, as my oath commands.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >KarlachGods in the lead
      You love to see it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >barbarian tiefling is Ganker favorite
      How did Swen do it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Zevlor is planning to sacrifice all the Tieflings to his Devil master and is actually an Asmodeus cultist. It got fully datamined a while back, including all the voice lines of the Tieflings in shock that he's betraying them. You can also listen to his Speak With Dead Dialogue and get hints to it.

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  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So there's dating mechanics??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their whole PR revolves around the fact that you can bang most of the cast

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone play a half orc?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in bg2 they could start with 19 strength and con which was massive, they made great barbs or fighters. idk what their stats are like in 5e, i'm new to it. they are thematically fitting for a barb still though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >green
      >mean
      >tall
      >alpha as frick
      >culture revolves around strength
      >terrify dwarflets and elfsissies through sheer machismo
      Yup, I'm thinking they're based.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bg3 has the dumbest looking half orcs though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're supposed to be ugly fricks.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah no not like that
            like poorly modeled face, not intentionally ugly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imploring my duergar with Enlarge won't stomp your orc in an arm wrestling contest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      baragays dreams

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like playing big, strong, and menacing characters, so I'll play as either half-orc or dragonborn. But since everyone gets the big body now I might go with tiefling or some other races.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outside of the MC, who is the strongest Bhaalspawn?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminder Dark Urge is BHAALSPAWN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      redpill me on slayers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anime final form of a bhaalspawn

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there any catch? Can I turn into this deathclaw homie and rip and tear bhaal himself?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be Ravager, which is the advanced Slayer form.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lina Inverse is extremely OP.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is the D&D equivalent of her favourite spell

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            From 2nd Edition Meteor Storm
            4x large and 4x smaller meteors fall
            >...The large spheres (2-foot diameter) inflict 10d4 points of damage, bursting in a diamond or box pattern. Each has a 30-foot diameter area of effect, and each sphere is 20 feet apart along the sides of the pattern, creating overlapping areas of effect and exposing the center to all four blasts. The smaller spheres (1-foot diameter) each have a 15-foot diameter area of effect, and each inflicts 5d4 points of damage. They burst in a pattern of a box within a diamond or vice versa, with each of the outer sides 20 feet long.

            It's kind of like that, but instead of having damage spread out in multiple different diameter explosions, all of that damage and all of that range were added up together at once(without a save), so at least a 200ft diameter of all 70d4 damage. And this is 2e where health values were much lower. And then it's a comedy series so turn that up a couple of notches anyway

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lina is a miracle of the universe and I love her!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lina
          For me, it's Marci

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hmmmm, that wand has an interesting shape

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Dark Urge the "you are canon evil" path? But in BG1 you could choose to control your impulses and even convert your powers to good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can resist the urges in Dark Urge too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But in BG1 you could choose to control your impulses and even convert your powers to good.
        That's too boring for Larian.
        BG3 Bhaalspawn is an edgy school shooter that makes Sarevok look tame.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dark urge is functionally acts the same way as BG1/2 protagonist. You also got nightmares of murder and bloodshed in that game but dark urge seem more unhinged. I chalk it up to literal fatherless behavior because gordon's ward had a ton of support.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys literally only want one thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did Tav say to Karlach to get her this mad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What will her romance be like?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did Tav say to Karlach to get her this mad?

      >I TOLD YOU NOT TO PULL OUT WE SAID 20 KIDS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow another female character who's sole character trait is ANGRY, at least they were on the nose enough to make her an unga-bunga barb

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wow another female character who's sole character trait is ANGRY
        I mean, wouldn't you be if someone gave you shit after escaping literal hell?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I said it made sense for her at least, being woman mad is probably a positive considering her loadout. Its just most female writing these days is just them being angry.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's a cute genki girl who gets mad sometimes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, a muscle woman I can get behind

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too want to be Son Goku

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So in Act 2 you can potentially get mutilated beyond belief by Shaar cultists? Fuark. I bet it puts all the scar options on your character's body and face

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >will we make ten kids?
    Your move, Ganker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't take her seriously with the moronic broken horn.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to mentally break Karlach by being emotionally and physically abusive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll happily gut tiefling kids but that isn't something even I could do

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guys get a wholesome date with their excited and wholesome demon gf
    >women get gay bear sex
    what did larian mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Sven "Women Are Vile Creatures" Vincke.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He really did say that

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowcuties just woke up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they're botting the poll
      Is there no low they won't sink to to defame our girl Karlach?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >losing to gith
        Not like this...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is an ugly tiefling.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her melodic singing and heavenly lute play will be the last thing you hear before I snuff your tasteless life out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Poll successfully botted

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >15 extra votes in no time
          Hmmmm nothing suspicious here

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask for new gameplay webms for days
    >get videos of gay bestiality which is apparently part of the game

    monkey pawed again

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not sure my orifices are ready
    What did our toon mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're taking the strap boi

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dragonborns are 6ft tall
    >Karlach is about the same height as a dragonborn

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tav
    Using ""canonical" names for your custom character in RPGs is gay as frick. Surely you have something resembling an imagination in you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Surely you have something resembling an imagination in you?
      Yes! I have the perfect name for my character! My real name, of course.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atta boy, Bobby.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I name all my characters yuri. ideally they have mind control powers too

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most profitable marketing schtick is that you can romance everyone

    When did everyone become coomers or are they just so devoid of love that romancing is the most important thing in RPGs

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 STR gay half-elf was destroyed by a bear with 19 STR

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though, Half-Orc Barbarian is meta as frick right? AND it is a really cool rp build

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dante?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game look like pure modern western degeneracy culture

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit it's Norman Reedus!

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to date any of the characters. if they question my judgement or talk back to me even once I will kill them. simple as.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can I get into this game if I don't know shit about D&D or the other Baldur's Gate games?
    Never heard of the game until this bear thing started flooding the board, but I really liked Divinity OS and this is being made by the same guys. The screenshots I've seen so far make the game look sort of similar to Divinity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So can I get into this game if I don't know shit about D&D or the other Baldur's Gate games?
      Yes and yes. It is going to be one of the best games of all time most likely, but I am extremely optimistic and want it to succeed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the best games of all time
        calm yourself before you get bear jizz over your keyboard anon

        So can I get into this game if I don't know shit about D&D or the other Baldur's Gate games?
        Never heard of the game until this bear thing started flooding the board, but I really liked Divinity OS and this is being made by the same guys. The screenshots I've seen so far make the game look sort of similar to Divinity.

        If you liked DOS, BG3 will likely have the same sense of humor, but a different ruleset/world. They slapped the BG name on this for marketing purposes, so the older games will likely turn you off if you weren't playing them when they came out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They slapped the BG name on this for marketing purposes, so the older games will likely turn you off if you weren't playing them when they came out.
          BG1 is plain bad. BG2 is as bad as KOTOR. BG3 is better in every way.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bg3 seems better mechanically but also more gay writing-wise. Also I don't like most of the BG3 companions as much as the BG2 ones. Halsin is cool but them showing him in gay sex scenes makes me like him less. I hate playersexual shit. BG doesn't need sex scenes, especially not gay ones. I also don't think the OST is as good as ToB's OST.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are really setting yourself up for disappointment mate

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically DOS3 dnd edition and that's a good thing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that's a good thing
        >5e

        will I be able to roll with an all human group and purge everything else?

        you can make your own party members and use them exclusively (but miss out on all the 'witty' larian banter)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >(but miss out on all the 'witty' larian banter)
          so what's the downside

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that was the joke, anon.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >missing my joke
              It's ok. I appreciate the initial response

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so what's the downside
            you miss out on sidequests like gay sex with animals, or blood orgies, or cringe normie dates

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean I did play bg1-2 with fully custom party too but seeing all the effort they put into their origin guys that seems like you would miss a lot of cool shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like making a fully custom party and imagining character interactions between the party members based on the backstories i made up for each of them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go play IWD2 then.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's unbearlievable that this stupid fake outrage is actually getting people interested in this game
      Clown world.
      And it looks like Divinity because it's the same devs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doomposters will never understand that there's no such thing as bad publicity

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unbearlievable that this stupid fake outrage is actually getting people interested in this game
        >meanwhile Swen in his clinkity-clank summer armor, Ed Greenwood in his Advanced Sex Dungeons & Dragons, and all the people that hate Astarion

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's unbearlievable that this stupid fake outrage is actually getting people interested in this game
        The bear sex isn't why I'm interested in the game. I never had heard of it until the bear sex though, and what I found looked like a game I liked before made by the same people who made said game.

        So if this is an advertising campaign, their marketers either did a good job or Ganker anons do it for free.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Teddie, run for your life from Ganker...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Teddie is already twisted, he's just good at hiding his power levels

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Teddie? You mean same "the beast in heat" Teddie?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Teddie would totally let you hit it dressed as Alice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And it looks like Divinity because it's the same devs
        that's a good thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is Divinity with D&D paint, They tried to make it seem more tabletop by adding dice rolls and failing checks, but really it isn't anything to write home about

      its Divinity.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its Divinity.
        Except for the D&D setting
        And D&D combat
        And D&D characters
        And D&D story
        And D&D classes
        And D&D races
        And D&D skills
        And D&D spells
        Oh geeze I guess it's not really like divinity at all, huh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow that rustled your jimmies didn't it, its the Divinity engine with D&D paint, its going to be good. But if people go in thinking it plays like the other 2 Baldur's gates that isn't fair. it plays like DoS2

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's turnbased. That's it. It has a D&D ruleset, and plays only superficially similar to DOS2.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              closer to Baldur's Gate 1/2 or Divinity?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Think Divinity but with none of the cool as frick spells and moves in Divinity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they did have some pretty awesome spells in divinity, they did need to tone down the floor effects though. every fight turned into giant flaming blood pools or blessed water/poison swamps.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Closer to tabletop. Not as autismally accurate as solasta was, but it's more accurate than the original games were mechanically.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes its 5e, literally made for new dnd players, just take a fighter till you get up to speed and have experimented with how it works

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yes its 5e,

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition removed a lot of crunch and mechanics that could be considered barriers to entry for new players.

          Compared to 3rd edition and 3.5 4th never happened frick you its nearly a different game, but a lot easier to explain to new players and get them to the table and enjoy it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          5E is simple to understand and literally made for idiots. You'll be fine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's unbearlievable that this stupid fake outrage is actually getting people interested in this game
      The bear sex isn't why I'm interested in the game. I never had heard of it until the bear sex though, and what I found looked like a game I liked before made by the same people who made said game.

      So if this is an advertising campaign, their marketers either did a good job or Ganker anons do it for free.

      The fact you never even HEARD about the series called Baldur's Gate is a giant redflag.
      You're either a complete casual player who players mobile games, CSGO, LOL, Valorant, Roblox and other shit, or you're a newbie and a child to boot.

      There's just no way an adult who isn't a newbie and/or not a casual gamer wouldn't even heard about the series.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's talking about BG3, not the entire series moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's talking about BG3
          Learn to read, anon.

          So can I get into this game if I don't know shit about D&D or the other Baldur's Gate games?
          Never heard of the game until this bear thing started flooding the board, but I really liked Divinity OS and this is being made by the same guys. The screenshots I've seen so far make the game look sort of similar to Divinity.

          >I don't know shit about D&D or the other Baldur's Gate games
          >the other Baldur's Gate games

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meaning he never played them, not that he never heard of them.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right. I assumed he also never heard about the whole series.
              My bad, anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad you can admit that. Most anons here would double down.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe he just assumed there were other games because there's a 3 after the name

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        reading compression man,

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm

        So can I get into this game if I don't know shit about D&D or the other Baldur's Gate games?
        Never heard of the game until this bear thing started flooding the board, but I really liked Divinity OS and this is being made by the same guys. The screenshots I've seen so far make the game look sort of similar to Divinity.

        I've heard of BG before, but I've never touched either of the games and I didn't know it was getting a sequel.
        Mostly play games from genres like Fighting, Rhythm, Platformer, JRPGs, TRPGs, etc so WRPGs are almost never on my radar. For example, if Ganker hadn't been talking so much about Diablo 4 I probably wouldn't have remembered it came out this year. The other BG games are just in that unknown mass to me that is WRPGs.

        The only reason I played Divinity is because I was looking for another TRPG to play after finishing XCOM2 and it was the first thing Steam farted out as a recommendation. I am very uncultured when it comes to these type of games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to be an annoying homosexual that combines 2 or 3 classes into 1 character to play these games

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Protection from Energy
    >Protection from Evil and Good
    >Shield as reaction action
    Oh yeah, finally I can kiss a girl. Thanks, Swen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They better make finding a way to resist fire an actual part of her romance

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that glowing effect on her body

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can visibly see when you make her heart race.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am now imagining how this animation will look if you're a dwarf

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok naria

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    will I be able to roll with an all human group and purge everything else?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waterchads rise up

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mintharabros...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she evil? I could fix her if she wasn't so goddamned evil. Not even just evil, but outrageously so. Not even a Paladin of Sarenrae could fix that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain to me how she's evil without saying
        >B-BUT MUH DRUIDS!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is she evil?
        Lolth-sworn Dark Elf FEMALE, bro.

  35. 11 months ago
    RedM Role-Play

    is there anything more broken from a CRPG perspective than human warlock?
    >abilities scale with charisma
    >have a frickton of utility spells
    >eldritch blast can knock enemies off cliffs
    >park your lock next to a ladder and just send anyone getting up back into the abyss
    >charisma governs intimidation and persuasion
    >your main stat essentially allows you to pass speech checks to also get your way out of combat
    >intimidation is there if you want to be an evil c**t
    >also gain access to shit like animal speech and charm, making even more interactions and dialogue skill checks a breeze
    the only thing thatd hinder this is Dark Urge but I have a feeling that Human Warlock with DU would be the go-to chaotic evil playthrough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is there anything more broken from a CRPG perspective than human warlock?

      warlock is sorcerer for morons

      • 11 months ago
        RedM Role-Play

        butthurt hedgeshit virgin wizard

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          found the moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bard
      >Full 9 levels of spellcasting
      >Charisma based spells
      >The biggest skill monkey possible, at level 1 can be proficient in 6 skills, then another 3 at level 3
      >Respectable in melee and ranged
      >Thanks to feats can add Sorcerer spells, also Charisma based
      >No role in which he isn't at least good

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Found out my MBTI most closely aligns with Neutral Evil. Anyone have suggestions as to what race/class I should pick for BG3?
    Races/sex that are automatically disqualified:
    >Dwarves
    >Halflings
    >any other shortstack race
    >female

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MBTI/DnD alignment correlation
      How does it work

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the shiling campaing for this game nobody gives a shit about is going hard
    there are currently 32 shilling threads about this piece of hsit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's this thread and 31 threads of schizos having a meltdown about bears

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the dragon girls at?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this shit just a dating sim or is there a game attached to it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm wondering the same.
      >gay sex with bears
      >sex with tieflings
      >sex with frog girl
      >frog girl cucks (you)
      >party members frick each other
      >lesbians scissoring
      >hand holding with elf girl
      It's not just anons being anons, this is all the devs talk about.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I blame leftist Twitter for all of it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The stream showed plenty of gameplay. And story beats.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swen. I beg you. Don't Just don't.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1. Gain consent. [Talk with animals required]
      >2. Pet
      >3. Leave.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you play as a white woman?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shadeshifts to wolf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it that panthfinder cucks you and has bestiality but nobody complains about it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          because the Pathfinder games aren't all that popular in actuality outside of CRPG autists

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one gives a frick about PoE and Pathfinder, Larian single handedly revived CRPGs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bestiality has been in RPGs since at least Arcanum, where you can frick a sheep in a brothel.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cucks you
          It doesn't, it still has a lot of schizos shitposting about it just like they do here though
          >bestiality
          There is zero bestiality, and if these is, it sure as hell doesn't involve any of the romance options

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          DOS2 has better widespread appeal because it's a multiplayer game with simplified character building and combat, and a very interactive overworld. It's significantly easier to get people to play DOS2 than it is to get them to play other CRPGs even if those games have multiplayer like Solasta and Wasteland 3 because they lack the shitpost factor of DOS2.

          I'm not the biggest WRPG player but of all the ones I've played, I've never seen a priestess/cleric being played straight, it's like they're always hiding something, which is the opposite of JRPGs where the priestess/cleric girls are one of the most common trope.

          In D&D and it's derivaties, clerics can be of any god which includes evil ones like the series relevant Bhaal, lord of murder, or ones that encourage underhandedness so it's not weird.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what exactly is the difference between the oath of devotion and the oath of Ancients? I get Devotion is basically your knight in shining armour but what makes Ancients so different?

      The owlbear cub is going to eat him if you keep it around, isn't it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ancients is basically Paladin: Druid Edition

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it's just protecting nature as a paladin? Doesn't seem that interesting.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you also have to be fun and joyful and stuff

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The owlbear cub is going to eat him if you keep it around, isn't it?
        The two of them become friends actually.
        It's pretty cute.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but it's still an owlbear.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not romancing your tadpod

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will have your tulpa gf (mindflayer elder brain) sex I'm sure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex with tulpa
        We call it masturbation in the real world.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          more of a wet dream since you aren't conscious

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks ridiculous, and not in a funny way.
    Why are they wasting time on this shit in a fantasy RPG?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because BG3 is a game made by and for coomers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is new DAO but with 5e homosexualry.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are they wasting time on this shit in a fantasy RPG?
      Dragon Age Inquisition was GOTY
      Everyone and their mother has played Mass Effect
      Witcher 3 was GOTY
      Dragon Age Origins is considered one of the best games
      Skryim gives you wives
      Every JRPG has waifus, harems and choices

      Why don't you go play FFXVI, it has none of that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its written by larian

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf? She is CUTE.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to play a human male bear druid and I will have sex with my druid bear druid bf while we both in bear forms

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP THE COUNT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she could be so much better without the moron horn.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the option for milk?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get your milk later.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eee, I'm so excited

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very cute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drinking milk past infancy
      I Shiggy Diggy frend.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          keep feeding those dairy farmer lobbyists man.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Milk is for white people, just check lactose intolerancy maps. Statistically if you meet someone here who cant process milk, you're talking to a Tyrone, Yang or Jose

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Milk is for white people, just check lactose intolerancy maps
          This is true. I chug it and I'm probably the whitest person ITT ask me anything

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you black?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >read up about lactose intolerance
            >apparently white people evolved to drink it but it still causes horrible acne and other side effects
            >they essentially drank it so much there body still is in pain but developed to ignore more of the major side effects like horrible stomach cramps
            man you guys are dumb

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >apparently white people evolved to drink it but it still causes horrible acne and other side effects
              Works on my Aryan machine

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Drinking Coca-Cola and mowing lawns what real human beings do while us mutants drink milk and invent lawns and videogames

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw white but milk still makes me void my bowels

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post self-insert Tav

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll be playing a L A R G E Tiefling girl Tav and romancing Karlach and our horns will clonk together when we go in for a kiss

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                only one side though, cause she has that stupid looking broken one.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my dad who had black hair from being like an eighth native american could drink milk like a horse but I can't despite having a pure white mom
                Why is genetics such a fricking dice roll?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just reroll bro. respecs are cheap

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same thing with you hispanics but with beans

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                coca-cola is the proper comparison they drink so much coca-cola they cry-bully to White GODS about the diabeetus

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This sounds like complete bullshit. Lactose intolerance just means your body lacks the lactase necessary to break down the lactose for disgestion, which is only an issue when drinking pasteurized milk because raw milk already contains lactase. White people obviously weren't pasteurizing their milk hundreds of years ago, they were drinking raw milk which contained lactase, making the whole thing a non-issue.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >white people evolved to drink it but it still causes horrible acne and other side effects
              I really wonder where the frick is most of Ganker from.
              The entire fricking world drinks milk. It is literally one of the most popular products worldwide everywhere, and used for a billion things.

              This is not a white people thing, this is not a hispanic thing, this is not an asian thing. Everyone drinks milk.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But not everyone can

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >85 in hueland
                bullshit
                We drink milk all the time. It's literally considered a "basic food", alongside beans and rice.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Considering your population, that still leaves millions and millions of people who dont have the intolerancy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not quoted anon, but everyone consumes dairy here. Our second most populous state is primarily known for being the cheese state, one of our most well-known snacks is basically a baked cheeseball, and we actually have more cows than people here despite having a population of 200+ million.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't Brazil mostly about beef rather than dairy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but dairy is also big here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't change the fact that majority are lactose intolerant

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just googled it and it's ~40% of the brazilian population. for comparison's sake, it's 33% in portugal and 36% in the usa

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I googled and it was over 60% but we can choose the truth on what we prefer. Still, would have assumed that it was more for a non-white country like Brazil

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2010 census

                kek. This is about coping right since you chose a an older map that suits your feelings the best. That's alright, not everyone needs to be white, it's only a skincolor

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it's not

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brazil is like 65%-70% European genetically, it's just so mixed no one ever notices it. Even natives in the middle of fricking nowhere in the Amazon have some Portuguese DNA somehow.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feel free to identify as you please

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                African and Asian countries consume vastly less dairy than European and American countries

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is wrong. Europeans did evolve lactase persistence, which is the ability to digest milk into adulthood. But that evolution is the ability to digest milk due to an enzyme called lactase.
              People with lactose intolerance don't have this enzyme, so when they drink milk it essentially rots and ferments inside of them, produces gas and other substances and this is what causes problems like pain, diarrhoea and vomiting. White people have the enzyme to break milk down, so it doesn't have the chance to rot/ferment inside of them and doesn't cause these problems.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i mean the chinese can't even tolerate it. most places don't even sell cheese

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I could process milk better to be honest.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your crumbling brittle bones homosexual

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is making me want to play the older games to kill the time while until release date. Are they still worth playing? I'll be going for Viconia 100% btw

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they still worth playing
      How about you find it out yourself, you little shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Not all aspects of the game have aged gracefully but if you can manage that they're very good games.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Victory! https://ahrimp4.rule34.xxx//images/5005/4bcfc33285ed0fca77ac27796fbc9ba1.mp4?5699725

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actual in game footage
      I can't believe swen signed off on this!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe you're so gooned up you're replying to him in under a minute
        Post your gooned up dick

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would if I could, but it's too big to fit on camera ;(

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Recite your oath.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't do it boss, too busy skinny dipping with my evil gf.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me as a cameraman

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giving Minthara a golden shower

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like the worst game ever made. Marvel-tier capeshit fantasy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Pozzedfinder.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    having trouble deciding whether to do Tav or Dark Urge on my first run as a monk.. somehow someway larian continues to make me question my original path.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Hasbro won't tell them delete sex with a bear.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's crystal

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK am I meant to have multiple playthroughs of this game when the best girl is Shadowcute? I can't explore any other romance when she's there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umm, that's not Karlach? Your game might be bugged. Try reinstalling

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minthara best girl!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just throw her off the Nautilus when you save her from the tube, bam temptation removed, by gravity

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just throw her off the Nautilus when you save her from the tube, bam temptation removed, by gravity
        Absolutely not. I would cry. Just the thought of her dead...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romance shadowcute as different races and alignments then duh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play Shadowcute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...but...w-where is my Oath of Devotion Human Male Paladin to romance and fix me?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harem route.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOM SAID ITS MY TURN TO GET A CUTE HUMAN TRAD HUSBAND

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't she sleep in something more comfortable? Not to mention how sweaty and gross those must be after a day of adventuring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not to mention how sweaty and gross those must be after a day of adventuring
        haha yeah imagine if she left them lying around after sleeping in them and you gave them a sniff

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MUH DICK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just wanna make her happy.
        Fill her Shadowheart with Light.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >laezel and wyll were written by a homosexual
    >they're the least popular companions and romances
    OH NO NO NO. You just know Larian is gonna give the writer the boot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shadowheart and halsin share the same writer
      >both are the most popular characters, halsin even blowing up the entire Ganker catalogue
      Yeah, Corcoran won.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every single character by kevin is extraordinarily unlikable
        How does he do it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay I like Kagha for her flaws

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          by being an unlikeable cuck

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the gay writer's fault the green Xena is ugly.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She has no redeeming qualities, not her looks, not her personality, nothing.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Lae'zel is pretty funny and she's kinda charming in an autistic way.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >githyanki
              >charming
              thats it, off the Nautilus frogposter

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care or know anything about her race. I just think SHE is funny and charming.
                >watch a video about a bard making squirrels dance
                >Lae'zel is the only one to approve

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Githyanki approving of the enslavement of the wills of other creatures they deem lesser than them, despite their whole culture existing to hate Mindflayers that did it to them first.
                of course she did.

                >from the wiki
                In fact, githyanki don't like to hear a lot of ugly things about their race, mostly because they're all true. The first and foremost is that they're a bunch of hypocrites; obsessed with "being free" that they have become convinced their manifest destiny is to conquer & enslave every other race in the multiverse, and they hate religion but worship the Warrior-Queen.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Racist, hypocritical, slavers and believers in a false religion? are they humans or space frogs?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they were humans, Astral shit does weird stuff to a person.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If only we got an actual Xena companion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I was actually interested in the exoticness of the froggirl, from all the way back in PS:T.
        It's a damn shame she's written to cuck you by some overgrown twitter dweller.
        Guess I'll have to kill her to free myself from temptation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair after yesterday I think Karlach is now the most popular

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*gives you the old school romance everyone enjoys*
          Enjoy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is she unlikeable because she's been written by a cuck, or did Swen deliberately give the token shit character to the cuck so he wouldn't frick up the characters he expected people to like?
        Wyll might have been boring, but he was cheerful enough and didn't rub me the wrong way, and Kagha is a villain deliberately trying to shit stir

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wyll was actually so unpopular they rewrote him completely so I don't think it was intentional on Swen's part

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The main issue with Wyll is that he's flawed in a way that is supposed to incite sympathy, but in reality his flaws just make him pathetic. It doesn't help that he's arrogant and has an obnoxious way of speaking. His base concept is interesting, but the implementation sucks ass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wyll is just ugly and boring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wyll was so bad he got a completely rewritten.
      lol, lmao.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me about Noi from Dorohedoro
    Tall musclehead with a personality of a cute girl

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did wyll have to be a Black person... odds that we can kill him and keep mizora?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you edit origin characters in the final version? Maybe I'll make him white and remove his voice acting from the game with a mod

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can you edit origin characters in the final version?
        Anons in a previous thread said you can't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, how the frick am I gonna have my canonically blonde Shadowheart now?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >search keyword 'bear'
    >16 results

    lel, thank you Ganker. Should just rename it to Bear Sex Simulator, most people are just going to think of it that way now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone mentioning it should be banned for off topic

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LTG kino just dropped

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is wrong with your shadowheart's face, why does she look so shitty there?

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth getting early access and playing through Act 1 before it's released?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really, you don't keep your save before July 31st. But you get the deluxe edition for the base price if you pre-order.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you want to check out the gameplay. Progress won't transfer over. It's better to wait until the release to play it.

      If you're sure you're going to buy it and play it then it's probably a good idea to buy it now because you get upgraded to the deluxe edition for free which includes some digital goodies and 3 days of early access to the full act one.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more and more convinced that Dark Urge is not just a Bhaalspawn, but actually an amnesiac Bhaal himself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that seems unlikely since you can be a Cleric of Bhaal, and there's a Bhaal cult as one of the major antagonists

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be so idiotically moronic that I can totally see Larian going for it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That would be so idiotically moronic that
        I want them to do it
        it would be moron-kino
        imagine how stupid the reveal would be

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it since Bhaal is one of the 3 figures behind the absolute (the others being Myrkul and Bane).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bane?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know, everyone's favorite Korean otter

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            can we frick him?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It would be extremely painful.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would give up my soul in a heartbeat

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a big guy

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >genitals
    >default

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do I need to have said potential romance option in my party in order to romance them? Cause I'd much rather romance Shadowheart but would like to occasionally swap her out for a stronger party comp.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a healer, she should be an auto-include in most optimized parties.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's auto-include because of Guidance, not healing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can swap her out form time to tie, yes.

      Clerics are quite strong tho. Strong buffs, guidance is very very nice to have, strong debufs and good damage/utility spells (Spirit Guardians for example).
      And due to her background and dex score she can fill in the role of the party lockpicker quite nicely.

      Out of all the characters in early access she's the one that I brought with me the most.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything about this game is so disgusting from the characters, story to the devs themselves.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That hair
    >That suit
    A hideous orc!!

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still 150gb
    I haven't played since January last year, is it better optimized I remember lagging hard and nearly melting my GPU

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      frens plz.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait for the release date before playing the game, optimization is the last thing devs do.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be kino if I played a dark urge oath of vengeance paladin? Try to control my violent urges with innocents but slaughter evildoers violently?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I am playing a Dark Urge Oath of Devotion Paladin and refusing to give into any of my urges + Ilithid powers, it will be ludokino of the highest degree

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing Paladin as dark urge is a one way trip to being an oathbreaker honestly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you can choose to give in or resist your violent impulses. If you resisted when it came to innocent people but let it out when dealing with someone who deserved to die it would be fine right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Well you can choose to give in or resist your violent impulses. If you resisted when it came to innocent people but let it out when dealing with someone who deserved to die it would be fine right?
          For me, personally, I'd say that is correct but I would try to talk the evildoers down
          t. Oath of Devotion Paladin at heart

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It depends on the oath. It would probably work best with Vengeance since that's just
            >Frick that evil c**t, gut the bastard.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          still gotta succeed the rolls

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think some of the urges have skill checks on them

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder how often you'll have to roll for them and how difficult of a skill check it would be.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Urges have skill checks for them and generally speaking, they will most likely be considered evil acts (which will nuke your paladin powers most likely) regardless. I can't stress enough how much dark urge is more unhinged than gordon's ward.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how hard it will be to resist the urges, but it sounds like one of the coolest ways of playing the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 hours of savescumming your rolls against the urges later

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was already save-scumming like a motherfricker anyway, my game, my rules.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a yellow bellied anti-roleplayer

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a self-inserting stud.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Before I say based, tell me your class and subclass.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Paladin
                >Vengeance
                >Redeeming Shadowheart through PLAP correction
                Gaming.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I'm thinking based.

                >Oh, yeah, it's time to play THE DARK URGE.
                >1. Blood.
                >2. Blood.
                >3. Blood.
                >4. [CHARISMA] Blood.
                >5. [THE URGE] Blood.
                >6. Blood.
                >7. [PERSUASION] Blood.

                >8. [Oath of Devotion] *Recite the words of your oath.*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOU SHOULDN'T RESIST YOUR INNER URGES

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shadowheart to help with guidance
        >paladin's high CHA and STR to help with corresponding rolls

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swen didn't pick any dialogue options related to resisting on the PFH, they all could be constant 16-19 after a while for all you know.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just being Dexter basically?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Isn't that just being Dexter basically?
        Yes and it's kino. Oath of Vengeance Dark Urge Paladin morning routine

        ?t=4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I plan on Dark Urge Drow Paladin of Vengeance who clings to his Oath to fight the DARK URGEtm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like a good concept.
      Having manly tears constantly egging you on, and strategically letting it out so you don't get bottled up, sounds like a good formula. Especially when the trap options come up and you have to know when to smite and when to hold back

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit that hair and suit hahahah are they making fun of todd howard?

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is weird, likeie hella fricking weird. I play DnD for the misery and the adventure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People dont want good RPG games, they want dating sims

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        raping Imoen for years was pretty datey

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We won big this time, bros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GAME OF THE YEAR FOR THE BEAR ALONE
      I wonder what the reaction would be if it was a cat instead of a bear.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it was a wolf you would have all those crazy women creaming their vile panties in their seats.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "a cat is fine too" all over the internet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean all over reddit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          On Ganker yes, but I'm not sure about normalgays. Would the women cheering for the bear sex also cheer at a man fricking a cat?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't there for that part because I moved to the Ganker thread, but when I was there it was completely unmoderated and the homosexuals were seething out of their gourds at the amount of people making fun of the wokeshit, we easily outnumbered them.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine reeling back from a passionate kiss with Shadowheart, and staring into her loving, emerald eyes...

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnation mechanics when

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Race: Tiefling
    >Body Type: 2
    >Pronouns: She/Her
    >Genitals: Male
    It's gamer time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Genitals: Male
      >not Equine

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is an archer/double hand-crossbow paladin viable?

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really though wtf is this game? It seems to get dumber and dumber the more they show.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE DARK URGE OST

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is THE Dark Urge theme

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Dragonborn romance other races in the DnD verse? That seems a bit strange to me since they're just big lizards

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's stopping them from doing it? I guess their dicks work as normal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? Theyre not cowards like Bioware is.

        If they have genitalia and they're compatible with other races for sex then whatever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So? Theyre not cowards like Bioware is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can imagine how fricked the animations will be already

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      That said dragonborn culture is like the polar opposite of drow culture.
      Evil dragonborn are loathed exiles and most dragonborn are lawgays.
      If you had a female dragonborn in the party and you started being the paladinist paladin that was ever a paladin she'd flop on her back and lock you in place with her dragon laduly muscles until your balls were completely drained inside her quivering dragon pussy/cloaca.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate being alongside coombrains like this when i extoll about the virtues of karlachwifing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're on Ganker.
          You don't need to like being surrounded by coombrains but you do need to accept it as an inevitability.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope there are powers for defying the urges

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's surely some kind of benefit for both embracing the urge and fighting against it.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its kinda weird to have your game based around rolling a dice and have easy instant access savescumming at the same time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever you try to limit saves in any game these days people flip their shit like crazy. Kingdom Come had a very reasonable save system and it was still the number one complaint about the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can click the "ironman mode" at the start of the game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I might, though I wish the game would give me some sort of bonus for doing so and not playing in pleb mode.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tell the thief top open a lock
      >roll 2
      >inspiration reroll
      >roll 5
      >inspiration reroll
      >roll 7
      >use another lockpick
      >roll 1
      >no more lockpicks, no more inspiration
      I hate RNG
      I HATE RNG
      I FRICKING HATE RNG

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's karmic dice for people like you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's karmic dice
          There is? Is it on early access yet? I want them
          anything to mitigate RNG

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's on by default now, I think.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw unlucky even with karmik dice on
              lucklet bros... its over..

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So dark urge is just going to be being a baalspawn right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously
      You can even notice Slayer in the last trailer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems that way. The trailer shows slayer form.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very likely, yeah.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it won't be spawn, but still related. Like a chosen or something

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we all unanimously agree that the sound design for the EA is epic, right? I'm talking the spells.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, now that I'm thinking about it more, idk how a dark urge paladin can work considering the character by default already has a serial killer origin story and is a bhaalspawn with no support like the previous main character.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, yeah, it's time to play THE DARK URGE.
    >1. Blood.
    >2. Blood.
    >3. Blood.
    >4. [CHARISMA] Blood.
    >5. [THE URGE] Blood.
    >6. Blood.
    >7. [PERSUASION] Blood.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to be dark urge warlock for the memes
    >Shadowheart and Minthara as party
    >don't want to use Gale
    No way I'll be able to handle all the arcane needs as a lock, might have to go sorc instead or give Laezel or somebody the moron circlet and make them a budget wiz

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's piss easy to break your vow
    >but oathbreaker is one of the coolest paladin subs

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Write Erotica.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has more odd races (Pathfinder having Dhampirs, Baldurs Gate having dragonborn)
    >"lol here's your elf mutt romance bro."
    I fricking hate this. Let me frick something actually weird, not a fricking bear.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you frick the dragonborn party member?
      You could frick lizards in dos2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no dragonborn companion. Dark urge is a custom character they just used a dragonborn to represent them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. If you don't play as Dark Urge, he doesn't appear in the game at all.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh. that's lame then.
          Does that mean dark urge won't exist if you don't play as him? Weird.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dark Urge is only for the player. If you don't pick it, then it's not there. You can also make a custom character who iirc is just a normal adventurer.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lame
              they should have given dark urge a basic form
              and made it a cute dwarf girl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      elf fricking is a staple of Baldur's Gate and fantasy in general.
      good enough for tolkien, good enough for me, simple as.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a shame about the lack of dragonborn romance unless that's later in the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually disappointed we can't frick a Mindflayer. There's even a friendly one in the game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you play as one?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, if you turn into a illithid the game is over.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Assumably in the late game, yes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Who do you think the dreamfu is, if not a mind flayer?

          If it doesn't manifest in my camp it doesn't count

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you play as one?

        Who do you think the dreamfu is, if not a mind flayer?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So far

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guarantee it won't be on release. There's too few of us tentacle lovers.
          I just want tentacles down my throat.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You dont even know if that thing is male or female.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And I don't care. I want its slimy tentacles all over my insides.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you going to pretend it's debatable and they're not sexless so you can keep replying to yourself like the gooner gay you are

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mindflayers are self impregnating hermaphrodites with a small handful of egg laying cycles to spawn more tadpoles.
        They don't have sex and they don't engage in romance.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile there is a Mindflayer who refuses to be a Mindlfayer aside from the look. He can easily shove his tentacles down my throat you homosexual.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they don't engage in romance
          They project rape hallucinogenic trips to unlucky adventurers. They learn all sorts of weird kinky stuff from Drow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I fricking hate this. Let me frick something actually weird, not a fricking bear.
      I fricking hate you. The game already lets you turn into a giant spider put 2 and 2 together you whiny idiot.

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that's supposed to be a Blood War veteran
    Planescape Torment and Mask of the Betrayer stand undefeated in terms of quality of party members.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mask of the Betrayer
      I puke, thanks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I puke

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope the combat will be fun...everything they showed was dating sim shit and gore. I want to kill dragons.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oath of Devotion Paladin OST

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw bard dark urge gets his own song when he purges manly tears

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of these days I'll find out what D&D is exactly.
    I've seen my older brother play it with some friends, but it just looks like a board game where you make shit up as you go.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't even know what players do in board games
      kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > but it just looks like a board game where you make shit up as you go.

        ROLE PLAYING GAME moron

        Bro the only board games I've played is shit like Sorry and Monopoly. Making shit up or roleplaying in those games is a good way to piss people off or weird them out.
        The only games I play are of the video variety like all the cool kids do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > but it just looks like a board game where you make shit up as you go.

      ROLE PLAYING GAME moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it just looks like a board game where you make shit up as you go.
      That's pretty much it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically one (DM) who who lays out a plan for an epic fantasy adventure. The players create characters and there's a bunch of rules that go along with how the characters interact with the world. The players can go along with the DM's plan or go completely against it and force them to adapt.

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no Sophia Lillis tiefling to marry means there is no romance worth pursuing

  97. 11 months ago
    Swen Vincke

    >it's political
    Just have fun 🙂 You can do anything!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Journalists entirely ignored that because of the bear stuff, normally they would be livid over it.

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Dark Urge will be "canon" protagonist as opposed to normal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Dark Urge and Tav have obviously different storylines:

      >Dark Urge is Bhaalspawn A.K.A CHARNAME #2
      >Tav has the dream waifu/husbando arc, who is probably the manifestation of the Absolute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You really think there won't be any tadpole waifu dreams as dark urge? Don't ALL of your companions also get those dreams?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As that anon said, your ideal partner is exclusive to Tav while every other origin character have dreams related to something else. Dark urge's "waifu" would be blood and murder.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love it none of those homosexual ass bg3 thread talk about the gameplay or the story...
    Peak western game.

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you solo murder everything and everyone including party members right out of the gate? No dialogue, only death and destruction.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Barbarianbro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        Good, haven't touched D&D since 2nd edition so I'd imagine a magic immune Blackguard are no longer a thing, probably some boring gay shit now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can be an Evil Paladin now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, skip scripted cutscenes with stealth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything and everyone except Gale.

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like the hot demon lady from that new Guardian of the Galaxy game which is okay by me.

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The discord trannies lost, again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >degen shit made by furries and trannies

        Did you even watched the stream?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've followed the game long enough to know this is like the anti-troony game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ advertising the game for free

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Dave The Diver?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A game where you have sex with male sharks

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it out yet or are you guys shilling the game for free? What's with he obvious employees posting gifs and weird shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      comes out in August.

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Larian world building so cringe?

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not the biggest WRPG player but of all the ones I've played, I've never seen a priestess/cleric being played straight, it's like they're always hiding something, which is the opposite of JRPGs where the priestess/cleric girls are one of the most common trope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't JRPGs play like Baldur's Gate 3? Why don't JRPGs have any roleplaying? Frick Japs and frick you they don't make RPGs.

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    class for this dark urge?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait till they add the monk sublcass that uses weapons

      I'm not the biggest WRPG player but of all the ones I've played, I've never seen a priestess/cleric being played straight, it's like they're always hiding something, which is the opposite of JRPGs where the priestess/cleric girls are one of the most common trope.

      there's viconia in bg2
      she's not hiding anything
      she's just an evil drow priestess of shar

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is a monk class on launch with 3 subclasses

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder you should keep Astarion in your party until you sell him the Vampire Hunter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is bioware 2.0 huh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this didn't need to be a webm

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It needs sound I know, but the scene is hilarious

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant if you're just showing the dialogue, you could've just taken a screenshot of the line because as it is I can't fricking read it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop phoneposting then

            What are these animations? Swaying like a homosexual in the wind while talking?
            Jesus christ I am going to decapitate that homosexual first chance when I pirate this.

            He was a snobby noble before turning to a vampire slave. His awkward movements are so hilarious. Keeping him in your party to treat him bad is peak kino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are these animations? Swaying like a homosexual in the wind while talking?
      Jesus christ I am going to decapitate that homosexual first chance when I pirate this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes a slimy dude

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're the overexaggerated flourishes of an overly theatrical noble.
        They clearly wanted to give him Tim Curry/Johnny Depp energy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has to come out as vampire first, otherwise he will just ice the poor lad right in the eye.
      Also, given the last panel, it's not his master who put a reward on his head.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much does he sell for?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Astarion is the only openly racist character in the game, and the target is NotGyppos

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new Karlach design just dropped
    it's fricking over
    frick
    frick
    frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the old placeholder design. Nobody believes you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the old placeholder model moron

        I hate OoD paladins...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Warlockbros...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            eldritch blast my dick and balls moron, frick your class

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the old placeholder model moron

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick reminder, we have a /bgg/ general now on /vg/

    [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't send these Ganker degenerates over there

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a githyanki spelljamer pirate roguelike crpg.
    Not another generic european medieval fantasy shit with cheesy annoying characters and gay romance simulator.

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am an incel and I play BG3 for the purpose of having someone to date and frick, dont care about race. I'm glad the devs took this route instead of making a boomer crpg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can imagine this is what somebody once said about BG2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You act as if most of these people even played BG2.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fapping to those pixels
        >to those lines and dialog
        >those character images

        lol damn you guys had it bad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          BG2 human female leather armor sprites is quite sexy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still mad you can't leave Aerie's child in a dumpster.

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No more threads, Will.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to go to /vg/

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I get the 3 day early access to the game if I bought the EA?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a real sequel.

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