Baldur's Gate 3/BG3

WHERE
IS
THE
GOBLIN
COMPANION????

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    in my bed

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >simping for fricking goblins

    It was already fricking gay with female orcs, but this is a new low.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything is better than real women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude they're like 30% breast

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up homosexual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are types of goblins
      I agree OP's sucks
      but otherwise it can be kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's basically "if I can't have it, I want it" mentality, if there was a goblin companion, they would be complaining about something else instead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't be talkin that shit when modders step in

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come people in the world cant figure out that wyll is using fiend warlock powers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because your average person wouldn't know about these sorts of things, and he lies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In previous games like NVWN you had to invest points in spellcraft to even know what spells were being casted around you so any regular Joe wouldnt know.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barring seeing the fiend itself show up and conspire with Wyll, it’s just magic. Even a wizard with magic initiate can cast warlock spells, or an 8 int fighter casting Create Water with a magic weapon.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What time does the game become playable?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the goblins so fricking ugly? They could have made them sexy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >simping for fricking goblins

      It was already fricking gay with female orcs, but this is a new low.

      If you wouldn't bang pic related, you're a queer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >green midget with a monster face

        No, I wouldn't.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >green midget with a monster face
          sexo

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hold them by the ears and yank them up and down on my wiener.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It both really happened, and I am posting shit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I can't mating press her, the game is shit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh hey its the webm that someone posted on day 1 of EA that spurred me to purchase the game
            >B-but you can't romance them
            While true, the mere presence of shortstack gobbo girls who don't look like tiny green elf thots is an instant buy for me regardless. Mods will bring the true patricians home (home is between two thick green thighs)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >home is between two thick green thighs

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based goblin appreciator. Just imagine the mods, too - ooof!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Source?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                huffslove

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thx

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why no romancable goblin waifu?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              David Gayder and his consequences have been a disaster for the shortstack race.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            JUST LET ME FRICK
            THE GODDAMN GOBLINS
            WHY IS THIS SO HARD
            WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Normalgays get out, this is a xenofricker website.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i 1000% would, especially if her breasts and ass are gonna get fatter after i knock her up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are goblins.
      Exactly what did you expect?
      And yes some of them are absolutely attractive for goblins.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 goblins are fricking perfect
      they actually look like goblins (not short green anime elves like most of you morons like) but a lot of them are still frickable (like pic rel, my wife Sazza)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made Minthara feed your wife to the spiders.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly.
        Orcs and goblins shouldn't look like just green elves or humans.
        They are still attractive for their race.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        im gonna be honest
        I would wife her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Divinity 2 goblins were so much better.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, OoD Paladin
    >see a goblin, a sentient creature, kept in a tiny cage
    >open the door because this is cruel and unjust
    >oath broken
    >powers stolen
    Nice game you have there, Swen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Save an evil creature
      >Punished
      yeah no shit moron
      killing it is the mercy if you want to be merciful, go hold hands elsewhere you little goblin simp homosexual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play paladin
      >help evil creature
      >wtf why am I being punished

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish that were me (the girl)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing Oath of Vengeance paladin
      >Gain the ability to detect evil constantly
      >World views me as a psychopath because I just show up in town and kill a lot of people without explaining shit
      >Paladin still a paladin
      Helps that I called him Franklin Castille. Oh, but this was table top because video games are shit at RPG representation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be villager
        >Run a general store, well-liked in the community
        >All despite being a menace as a young teenager, stealing apples from the market, tipping cows with friends, that sort of thing, not a nice kid, broke the law and could have done better
        >Since then I've matured, grown up, even started a family, things are looking good, I can make up for my past as a misguided youth
        >One day a man in full plate armor walks into my store, without saying a word, starts stabbing me with his longsword, screaming something about "slaying evil"
        >Last memories of being alive is lying on the ground bleeding, while my wife runs over crying

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone isn't evil because they were a shit kid lol, what a horrible analogy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is a shit analogy. But paladins can sense someone's evil intent, the evil of their soul, whether or not they've actually done evil acts. A person could harbor evil thoughts in their mind and heart, but not every really have the opportunity to do truly evil stuff. The real issue is the debate about a person's ability to change. Different gods, and different oaths, have different interpretations about stopping evil. Is it better to kill a criminal before they can do another crime, or try to rehabilitate them, potentially wasting time. What is a life worth, in the pursuit of good? Personally, I think the dnd morality stuff is a bit too stifling. You can't just define someone's whole ethos on a two axis spectrum. The fact that cosmically, there are literally universal rules defining good/evil or law/chaos is strange. Some things are pretty universally evil from a human perspective. But why would a vampire or an Illithid consider themselves evil? An Illithid naturally has to eat brains and minds, and they need other humanoids to reproduce. Yes, they're cartoonishly evil in their acts, but the basis of their existence is what people truly revile. I'm sure every deer would regard every wolf as evil, yet all wolves aren't condemned to hell or some evil god's domain in dnd.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be villager
        >Run a general store, well-liked in the community
        >All despite being a menace as a young teenager, stealing apples from the market, tipping cows with friends, that sort of thing, not a nice kid, broke the law and could have done better
        >Since then I've matured, grown up, even started a family, things are looking good, I can make up for my past as a misguided youth
        >One day a man in full plate armor walks into my store, without saying a word, starts stabbing me with his longsword, screaming something about "slaying evil"
        >Last memories of being alive is lying on the ground bleeding, while my wife runs over crying

        Someone isn't evil because they were a shit kid lol, what a horrible analogy

        It is a shit analogy. But paladins can sense someone's evil intent, the evil of their soul, whether or not they've actually done evil acts. A person could harbor evil thoughts in their mind and heart, but not every really have the opportunity to do truly evil stuff. The real issue is the debate about a person's ability to change. Different gods, and different oaths, have different interpretations about stopping evil. Is it better to kill a criminal before they can do another crime, or try to rehabilitate them, potentially wasting time. What is a life worth, in the pursuit of good? Personally, I think the dnd morality stuff is a bit too stifling. You can't just define someone's whole ethos on a two axis spectrum. The fact that cosmically, there are literally universal rules defining good/evil or law/chaos is strange. Some things are pretty universally evil from a human perspective. But why would a vampire or an Illithid consider themselves evil? An Illithid naturally has to eat brains and minds, and they need other humanoids to reproduce. Yes, they're cartoonishly evil in their acts, but the basis of their existence is what people truly revile. I'm sure every deer would regard every wolf as evil, yet all wolves aren't condemned to hell or some evil god's domain in dnd.

        That's not how Detect Good and Evil works, Black personbrain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me, OoA paladin
      >given choice of “kill story frog in cage or not”
      >free her
      >OATH BROKEN

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're shitposting right?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He probably killed the tieflings, as OoA you can just deceive them with a paladin option saying you'll handle it and they'll go away. Not sure how you can make it work for OoD since deception is a no-no.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paladins are always trash and moronic, it needs to be forgotten as a concept entirely.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm leaning towards a pact of the blade warlock, but I remember speak with animals being near mandatory in previous larian RPGs. Is that good enough that I should go with my back up, spore druid, instead?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a warlock invocation that allows you to speak to animals for free

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No shit, I must have missed that one. Thanks anon.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gib big tiddy gobo gf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that ralph pootawn?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WEG trash is by far the most unappealing shit to ever exist.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You say that like that's not a good thing on Ganker.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does the game's full release actually happen?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friday.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thursday.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thursday at 5PM, local to Belgium. In the only timezone that matters, this is 11AM. It's also 2 hours before the Steam store usually updates (probably to try to stagger the server hits from a gorillion downloads of a ~150GB game).

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does disadvantage/advantage stack in this game and whatever is highest wins out like in Solasta, or is it like tabletop where any amount of either just fully cancels each other out?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither stack and if you have both they cancel each other out

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thief gets a second bonus action which is overall really great
    >arcane trickster gets a lame magical hand which realistically still might be useless and broken on release
    So what about Assassin? Is it going to be lame shit as well or it's possible for it to rival the thief sub-class?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thief is the most exploitable therefore the best in a Larian game.
      Assassin is all about doing MASSIVE damage if you surprise an enemy.

      Arcane trickster is good but it shines later on.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Assassin is all about doing MASSIVE damage if you surprise an enemy
        Assuming you only get to surprise buttsex only once per battle (with an additional attempt via Inkblot illithid ability), it doesn't outweigh the thief's second bonus action at all.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >critical on 7 attacks as a gloomstalker/assy/fighter
          >this is worth less than a bonus action
          You'd need to be getting off like 15 bonus actions to reach parity here.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >need to multiclass and do some dips just to make it work
            No thanks.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pure thief is also garbage you fricking spastic.
              >muh bonus action
              Nice, at level 11 a pure fighter is getting 9 GWM attacks in their opening round.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arcane trickster could be a 1/2 caster and it would still suck.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/baldursgate3/status/1686423513333223441?s=20
    Displacer beast in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you have sex with them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bipedal feral
      >also has tentacles
      holy frick, the NSFW mods this thing is gonna have.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    given how janky stealth is would expertise in it be waste on a rogue?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats janky about it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        line of sight from enemies (conal/large areas of red) triggers an automatic stealth check that you can fail.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wtf don't steal his food that's fricked up

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they removed the bestiality?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're adding more and more beasts for you to copulate with

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoping they double down. I don't get why Halsin gets to have animal form sex, but Druid Tav doesn't get to knot Shadowheart.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why should they?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope they added more.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"urgh player only make boring humans, go wild!"
    >*make only humans and humans with funny ears /tattoos available as companions*
    frick this

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    larian's bg3 IS NOT BG!!!!! (PERIOD)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      High effort posts that no one replies to like this are so funny

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    so bg3 finally mindbroke you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      farquaads been mindbroken day one

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello Farquaad

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person how moronic do you have to be to think I was him. he wouldn't willingly call himself farquaad since that name derived from all his creations looking like freaks.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok Farquaad.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is a common tactic for (the likes of) him whenever they develop a reputation on a given board.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can romance women
    >can romance men
    >can romance bears
    >can't romance goblins

    w-what did Belgium mean by this?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the story about? From what I remember the Bhaalspawn saga had a conclusive ending and Bhaal is dead already, so I'm not sure how this game is going to be connected to the rest of the series.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bhaal got resurrected like 10 years ago

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >somehow, palpatine returned
        so weak

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh what? Actual Bhaal? Who's the official god of murder then since CHARNAME ascended and how is the BG3 protagonist going to be involved?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dead three were resurrected and got their domains (mostly) back but now they're stuck as semi divine beings who aren't full gods. Presumably the main plot of the game involves them because the mindflayer shit ties directly into the cult of the absolute shit and the cult of the absolute has the dead three's symbols as their own.

          >how is the BG3 protagonist going to be involved?
          You have the magical special ultra rare mindflayer tadpole in you that is central to this web of bullshit and if you play as The Dark Urge you clearly look like you're a Bhaalspawn.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are no more Bhaalspawn, the last two died prior to all of this resulting in Bhaal's resurrection.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, Bhaal was resurected. We now have a player character option that looks very much like a Bhaalspawn. He might be a Bhaalspawn, he might be the literal avatar of Bhaal, he's Bhaal related.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who's the official god of murder then since CHARNAME ascended
          That is not the canon ending you homosexual. No amount of cope will change that.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why the frick would a Belgian use an American phone prefix?
    Kek. Low quality bait.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    last few days i've been scrolling through bg3 threads and i have to say you frickers have the most deranged schizos on this board, holy hell.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last few days i've been scrolling through bg3 threads and i have to say you frickers have the most deranged schizos on this board, holy hell.

      BG3 was released in an early-access state almost three years ago.
      It's only a limited portion of the game, only the first part of the story and without all of the classes.
      So there is a large population of people that have completely burned through all the content and have been creating headcanon for years.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any red haired female paladins with strong convictions online? I'd like to speak with one immediately.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the cutoff for the tadpoles?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goblin degeneracy
    ill thank you not to. now back to your lil cuckshed homosexual

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down, Arnold.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are the kobolds too

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do weapons work in BG3? Are you locked into one weapon type? That was always my gripe with WOTR.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngl wanna make red dragonborn solely because cape

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, but it almost made me go sorcadin with red dragon heritage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder that people who preordered the regular are getting the deluxe edition for free

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you play a Halfling?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to be immersed in this game if I can't frick all the greenskins

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use ReShade preset to make everyone green then, you freakshitter.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Druid get any subclass choice that trades off wildshape into something else? I love druids as idea in all other ways but turning into animals was never my thing. I forget to do it majority of the time anyway when table topping so in pathfinder I always subclass into something that swaps it for some other ability

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can fart out fungus and raise dead as Spore Druid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spore

        Very nice, I will go SPORES then. Cant wait for Friday to come (Thursday has work sadly)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spore

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the qrd on best abilities/classes?

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with tiefling girls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How come this Tiefling isn't gay with a purple afro and moustache?

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any word on class leaks so I can see Stormsorc/Vengeance Paladin/later levels of GOOlock?

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How easy is this game to mod?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they don't have a modding API

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't tend to stop people.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How come there's over 300 mods for the early access then?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're little junky mods.

          I'm talking about being able to make an arena mode, map creation tool, DM mode.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >little junky
            >full-on classes
            Yeah, I'm thinkin it's pointin' and laffin' at da retad time.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's not wrong, unless Larian releases better modding tools you will never get the kind of modding you can get in Bethesda games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No shit? Bethesda has their modding tools because the devs themselves use the Creation Kit. It isn't something they gave to players and only players. Larian didn't use a Creation Kit to build and plop shit down onto a map so BG3 will never have that amount of modability. This is no-brainer shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                amazes me that people don't realize this about Beth's creation kit. It wasn't a tool they made specifically for modding. Beth generates their dungeons/landscapes then uses their own creation kit for fine-tuning and specific plopping of shit that's why it has that amount modding

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                amazes me that people don't realize this about Beth's creation kit. It wasn't a tool they made specifically for modding. Beth generates their dungeons/landscapes then uses their own creation kit for fine-tuning and specific plopping of shit that's why it has that amount modding

                These two posts are why. It has nothing to do with Wotc not wanting mod tools and everything to do with how Larian made the game. Larian didn't make their game like Bethesda does with a "Creation Kit" where you plop shit down on a pregenerated tile. BG3 was NEVER going to have modding like Beth games specifically because Larian fundamentally didn't use the same methods as Bethesda

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh frick. Swen told brotherman during his interview that releasing the devkit is not up to him. Blame israelites of the Coast, not Larian's engine.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish Wizards of the Poz went bankrupt and Larian made DOS3 instead. This is a total shitshow under those homosexuals

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Divinity has a horrible setting though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Least it wasn't Black person and troony infested and it had good non D&D gameplay

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd take a garbage setting over homie elves

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If WOTC goes under, Larian might get the opportunity to use one of the better D&D settings (or editions). They were wienerblocked out of making a 4e game by Mearls in the past.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Microsoft is in talks with Hasbro to potentially buy Wotc outright. A Microsoft leaker has mentioned that there're people in the pipeline who want Bethesda and Obsidian to cooperatively work on an Elder Scrolls-tier game set in both Eberron and Faerun

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bethesda AND Obsidian
                Shitshow of the century incoming.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately true.
                All the creative talent that made Obsidian and Elder Scrolls great in the past no longer has much of a say.
                We'll get a FO4+OW combo or worse.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not up to him because they contracted out the devkit they used. It's not a Larian in-house kit, never has been

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Glad that we agree that David of the Coast is anti-mod.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Makes me wonder why did they greenlit NWN re-release given that it's the antithesis to their anti-mod israelitery.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't surprise me at all if it was uncovered that Wizards of the Coast (WotC) specifically ordered BG3 be gimped on the modding side of things, so as to not interfere with their other D&D """games""" (services)

        > 3D
        > online
        > desktop computer
        > videogame

        > one purchase and done
        Yep, WotC hates it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, NWN never pulled it off and that was specifically created to be able to make your own campaigns. Even if you give people the tools most simply aren't going to take the time and effort to build entire campaigns or even small dungeons.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually NWN was very popular for its' time due to people creating their own modules and permanent pseudo-mmo worlds that several dozens of people could play simultaneously. It lasted until mmos took over and some still exist, even when wow came out Nwn worked as a f2p online game alternative.
            But NWN was designed as a toolkit constructor game from the ground up.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hasbro has been trying to hamstring BG3 since the start.
          I still remember the fit Mearls had when he heard the devs find D&D5 to be too barebones and bland for an actual game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You gotta be moronic to think that there's an actual overlap between people who play vidya (because it's vidya and not something else) and people who "play" their virtual tabletops.
          Meaning that is exactly their reasoning, isn't it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Mod" as in install mods or make mods?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modding in general. Making mods, applying mods, the works.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Making mods
          Barebones, no ez tools for morons and fancy editors, no interface to hook onto either so anything involving scripting is a b***h.
          https://github.com/Norbyte/lslib
          >applying mods
          Easy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm curious if modders will be able to add sliders, it looks like you can already make new playable races.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm curious if modders will be able to add sliders
          Nah, they'd have to remodel every single armor for every single race, not doable.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zero chance

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's up

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Step aside

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is turning out to be way more pozzed than I ever could have imagined. They even got the Black person dwarf from Rangs of Powah and some drag queen troony shit, too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And why should I care?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a shit what a troony leftist thinks? I don't even see you as human

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you gonna answer the question? Why should I care who they hire to do voice acting?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who didn't see this coming is blind to the current state of RPGs as a whole, the audience for this genre is perhaps the most pozzed audience in entertainment media in the entirety of the West.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't see it coming. Their previous game had 0 Black folk and homosexuals in it. Their early access changed male/female to body types halfway through the early access. I didn't know how bad D&D and Pathfinder were when I picked it up 3 years ago, was just expecting something like DOS2 but with better writing and deeper lore.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some of it is probably Larian but most of it is probably Wizards of the Coast who own the D&D IP. They're as bad as homosexuals get.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >0 Black folk and homosexuals in it. Their early access
          Every companion was player sexual in dos2 just like bg3 tho
          They were always homosexuals

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ain't the same and you know it. I found 3 references to different gay couples that existed for no reason but virtue signaling before I even reached the Underdark in the early access

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              where?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >put drag queen in game
      >make it so you can kill everyone

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it kills itself before I enter the room.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill tieflings.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can i romance her if im also a tiefling?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're fine with an uncle tom playthrough, sure

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ureter inspection

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Drow armor break apart under sunlight? Explain this bullshit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you come from AD&D, the likely answer to such questions is "Shit's changed, gramps. 3 editions worth, to be exact."

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I also enjoy 2e, but this is a 5e game.

          Is there anything WotC didn't ruin over last 20 years?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's some drow armor you can find in the underdark that mentions something about that in its description

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also enjoy 2e, but this is a 5e game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can find drow armor on the surface and yeah its fricked.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad you asked, because that had been bothering me for a while too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Urethra inspection.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to attend a company event so I miss out on launch day and will be stuck in a hotel for 2 days
    Fricking kill me

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm planning a bard/warlock multiclass jack of all trades skill monkey type character, is it better to get the wisdom save proficiency from starting off as a warlock or having 3 skill proficiencies you get by starting as a bard? Do you get the latter from multiclassing? If yes, does that basically mean that warlock start is objectively superior?

    Trying to wrap my head around dnd here.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming it's like the tabletop game, if you want the extra skill proficiencies you should start as bard. And honestly I think you should keep playing bard unless you specifically want pact of the blade, I guess, because it'll interfere with your caster levels otherwise.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be interactions with your patron as a warlock? Pic related my archfey patron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There has to be, isn't that a core mechanic for warlocks?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes (mentioned during one of the PfHs)

        Based. Vid related patron visits me in my dreams during a long rest.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes (mentioned during one of the PfHs)

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a goblin bro. I guess I'm gonna have to go Dark Urge and hope for the best.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took holiday for this an on the same day my shit company lets me know I am not making enough cash for these green money coloured greasy shirts.
    Screw em.
    Jesus is with me.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warlock level 2 or 3 before going Sorc? Repelling blast or devil's sight? Maybe I should just stay pure warlock but it sounds like a fun multiclass.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked pure warlock on tabletop.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get my back blown out and prostate destroyed by daddy dragonborn.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, too bad he beheads trannies on sight

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    There seems to be quite a commotion at the gates.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the last panel from hell they updated goblin heads to use character creator hairstyles instead of their premade ones like sazza's hair and the braids one. But I doubt that means anything.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How newbie friendly is this? Played about an hour of the early access, and I liked it. But I also played a lot of Wrath of the Righteous, and that game beat my ass all the time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've played about 12 hours. Admittedly I'm not autistic about min-maxing or anything, but I think I've done ok in it and it seems to be geared towards those not familiar with the genre

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 is uses the 5E system, it's 50 times more noob friendly than Pathfinder

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half the fun in the Owlcuck pathfinder game is builds. This is like the Fallout 4 equivalent of that with how dumbed down it is in comparison. They tried to ameliorate that a bit with the tadpole skill screen and the 24 or 5 things you can pick from on it, but most people aren't even gonna use those anyway so it's a moot point.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Half the fun in the Owlcuck pathfinder game is builds.
          And it's all pointless waste of time anyway, because the games are piss easy. Played with basic classes and beat both games on hard no problem. I'm not a D&D autist either, just have basic knowledge of the systems.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Half the fun
          More like 90% of the fun. The combat encounters are so bland it's not even funny. The games are carried entirely by build autism and overall atmosphere (which goes down the drain rather quickly IMO, post-prologue kingmaker and act 3 in wotr).

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Act 4 in Kingmaker was pure kino. Shame it had such an underwhelming conclusion after all that build up.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just dislike the whole ruler/commander schtick, takes me out of the adventure feel. Not to mention the whole system is barebones and serves solely as padding.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can never multiclass and beat the game easy. It doesn't have build autism like wrath does nor does it have the shitty rtwp.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel before the Big Black Sword.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I serve the flaming fist!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up and give me your armor already.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are Sven's thoughts on 7ft tall half-orc ladies?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He prefers full orc women

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't d&d full orcs pretty much impossible to reason with, to the point where they're treated as normal monsters instead of NPCs?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, this is 5e.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Aren't d&d full orcs pretty much impossible to reason with
          You're confusing D&D Orcs with Diablo 4 players.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats racist

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Larian would be hard pressed to feature harmful charicatures of POC after the last DnD orc controversy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe in older editions but not in 5e as having universally evil races is raycis

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. They are just usually evil due to being born in an evil society rule over by an evil god.

          No, this is 5e.

          Maybe in older editions but not in 5e as having universally evil races is raycis

          This was the case in older editions as well. Monsters were playable before cleric even existed as a class.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > That quest in which you find a hot gay male human x male orc couple in the orc camp

        UNNGHHH PURE GAY SEXO KINOOOOO

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does goblussy smell like?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rancid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A well-oiled machine

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no gnome, dwarf, halfling, goblin, Dragonborn, or half-orc companion
    >no githzerai
    Why? If we just had 1 dwarf, 1 dragonborn, and 1 half-orc party member and have them be Bard, Sorcerer, or Monk that would’ve been solid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he need 3 humans and 2 elves and 2 half elves.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a good game.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give us the orc/goblin romance option you cowards

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reject and bully female Goblins.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to be firm, or else you'll find them digging through your provisions at night.

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > incels started spamming porn in a blue board

    ZzzzZzzZ

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    True true, everybody knows half-orcs are where its at.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how cope is it to expect variant human or they take shove off of bonus action?

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill mindflayers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      less than 3 days until I can acquire my dom githyanki wife

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know about that fairytale where if you kiss a frog she'll turn into a princess?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        In this fairytale you just get cumbreath from all the men she sucked off that morning

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know
          Cuckshit got removed

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope they threw Kevin off a roof while they were at it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You think Lae'Zel was (partially) rewritten as well since he was her and Wyll's writer?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >polyamory
            degeneracy...

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's ok when men do it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calling it harem objectifies women, chuddie. Now take that bear wiener.

              You think Lae'Zel was (partially) rewritten as well since he was her and Wyll's writer?

              Probably, their writer is garbage.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cuckshit got removed
            Why? I liked the cuckshit, personally.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Can't romance my buddy's sexy character
            Frick

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can romance him in real life.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              she cute what race/class did he pick

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She only did that if you rejected her and she wants to make you angry and jealous. Basic female stuff.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          La'zael feels like a female version of Worf. Very caught up in all the glory and legends about her warrior race but unaware of the true scumbaggery they often sink to. She is from Selune's Tears (an asteroid belt above Faerun) and hasn't completed her adulthood trial of killing a mindflayer yet, so she hasn't even been to the astral plane or the main githyanki cities. She's just very naive and driven to be an amazing githyanki warrior and gets herself killed if not joining the party by her own people.

          I'm interested to see the different ways her character can develop, maybe even seeing what a manipulative b***h Vlaakith is.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Makes me want to complete a playthrough with her.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And make her cry. Force her to realize her entire race is shit, she is shit and no one will ever love her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry lae'zel, we finna be a squid.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three FUARKING years...The wait is finally nearing it's end....

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can i run this at 1440p60
    Ryzen 3700X
    RTX 4070

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, better upgrade quick

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modern emo haircut straight from the hair salon
    Please tell me this is a mod not moronic pozzed garbage

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    origin or custom fellas?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only homosexuals play as origin character.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Custom. I figure playing custom will help me appreciate an origin characters background like an actual person would a stranger.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Custom. Only NPCs want to play as someone else's character in a DnD game. Dark Urge's aright though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My playthrough of the Red Prince in DOS2 was actually a lot of fun. There were quite a few little quests involved and you could steer it whatever direction you wanted. My favorite part was marrying the Slug Queen Zenthia as him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Custom for sure, but of course the origin characters will have super special snowflake powers a mere custom character can't have.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're all eclipsed by the divine power of the Bhaalspawn Dark Urge.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Custom gets just as much exclusive content as an origin. Swen recommends custom for a first playthrough.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lead dev did an interview where he basically said origins are more meant for second playthrough. Custom seems like the way to go

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was just Swen's personal preference, don't take it as some ironclad gospel. He also said not to do Dark Urge first time around but I say, frick that shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They said the same thing about DOS 2 and customs were boring as frick comparatively

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          then don't fricking play one, holy shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I won't xD

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah he's right. Origin characters should have never been a thing. Either make them as customizable as Dark Urge or don't bother

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't believe you Black folk advocate for LESS content.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Take the time spent adding origins and instead focus that on adding more to custom characters

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed, imagine gimping customizable toons for a garbage mechanic that most people won't even use. Larian can shill the origin system as hard as they can, I'm still not playing that slop.

                [...]
                okay, /misc/Black folk

                Leave animals alone you weirdo.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Leave animals alone you weirdo.
                i WILL frick the bear and you will NOT stop me

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >need to clear another 70 gigs for the full install
    >no preload
    bros...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >need to clear
      Sounds like a CoD player problem.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Hitman
        also porn

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what you get for cramming three games into one. I don't think I'll ever actually play nu-Hitman given all the IOI's moronation.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but the game's fun so I'm loathe to delete it
            Worse comes to worst I'll move one of them to my external drive
            I think I'll buy some storage later this year since prices keep trending down

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that there are less people downloading on GOG since that is where i got the game and from what i understand Steam will probably die once release hour hits since that already happened with the early access day 1.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My SSD is in the red, too. Guess I should get on that

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you justify keeping Astarion around as an Oath of the Ancients paladin? Are vampires considered undead?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can justify a lot since all of you have a tadpole in your brain, then find out they are strange ones that aren't causing you to transform, then finding out that there are other people with them that are part of a cult. As far as you know you are the only ones not under control of the cult who also has a tadpole, but you also have no idea when or I'd you will transform. It makes sense to stick together for a lot of reasons.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You make a very good point. As long as he can be kept in check and/or you are willing to risk having a vampire around, then your similar circumstances can justify it. Thanks.

        So what? I don't think there's anything in your oath that says you should smite undead on sight. The issue with Astarion is that everyone should kill him the moment he threatens you in your sleep, it's not specific to paladins.

        I could swear there was something about them fiercely opposing undead but I'll concede I couldn't find anything of the sort when looking it up again, aside from their natural abilities against them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what? I don't think there's anything in your oath that says you should smite undead on sight. The issue with Astarion is that everyone should kill him the moment he threatens you in your sleep, it's not specific to paladins.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't think there's anything in your oath that says you should smite undead on sight
        Smiting undead on sight is just common sense, bro.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aww, he's smiling! 🙂

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never played Baldurs Gate 1 or 2 or Divinity Original Sin, should I play any of those before BG3?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't really need to, but if you like the setting of BG3 then go back and play the first two because they're great games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AFAIK Divinity is it's own series, and BG1-2 use different editions of DnD with different rulesets/play styles and aren't wholly related to the plot. I think the most you get from BG1-2 are some character cameos, but you don't need to play them to understand the story.
      They're all supposed to be solid games, so you could give them a try if you want, but the BG games are extremely old so they might have some outdated mechanics/features.

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin sorlock or lockadin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bardadin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one thing about EB is that the white room comparisons are all against vanilla weapons. In a video game, there tends to be interesting loot, and if you get weapons with +elemental damage, etc., the math for EB damage comparisons changes. Of course, there may be items that buff EB, but that seems less likely.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      both are for homosexuals

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    does this game have ANYTHING to do with baldur's gate 1 or 2?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur's Gate city.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minsc and Jaheira are in the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dead Three/Bhaal is at play
      >past characters returning
      >Slayer form is revealed so someone is a Bhaalspawn

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on Bard? Inspiration seems a lot weaker than TT without the ability to choose when to drop your extra dice so I'm not seeing much use for Lore unless you're adamant about not entering melee

    Valor seems like a straight downgrade to Swords too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >without the ability to choose when to drop your extra dice so I'm not seeing much use for Lore
      You can choose when to drop the extra dice on the full game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the NEXT roll you make
        Explain to me exactly why you think this isn't a hard downgrade from TT? Unless this description is just worded wrong?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its worded badly. You can pick when it works just like in the tabletop

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you purposefully ignore the picture in

          where it says you can toggle the ability check trigger and the other two are reactions or are you just moronic?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It says NEXT attack or saving throw, it's easy to get why someone wouldn't interpret it as "actually the saving throw you just made"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >toggleable passive feature
        Why in the frick it's a thing? All these toggleabe abilities you get are something you have absolutely no reason to turn off, like attack of opportunity for example. Is this a result of some pants-on-head moronic tabletop rule converted to vidya format or something?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >waaah game has <feature that doesn't affect me> therefore it's BAD
          classic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it might be, depending on the scenario. IIRC AoO took up a reaction, unless you had certain feats or bonuses. It might be toggleable so players don't automatically waste their reactions.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          because these abilities cost a resource that you may not want to use at that moment

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You only get one reaction per round.
          So uf you say have the "protect ally from attack" reaction, you have to choose between the that and attack of opportunity

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like an extremely specific scenario that didn't happen even once in my 30 hour EA playthrough but okay. Maybe if there were more reactions available to the players.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are a lot more reactions now.
              Also the entire reason the system exists is so paladins can have their smites work properly.
              Also you can automate it all (and that is the default) anyway so its no big deal

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    best barb build be it multi or single GO

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any word on what breaks Oath of Vengeance?

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game purely turn based? Also can you cast infinite spells?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, no.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will I be able to download this game on midnight, or do I have to wait until later in the day on thursday to download it?

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will I be able to download the GoG version somewhere?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Google it. You'd have to be moronic to not find torrents in 2023.

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to play some co-op with your fellow Gankerermin at some point and make new friends!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to game with anyone on this website.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BROS
    IT'S OUT
    >Baldurs Gate 3 1.0 [GoG] + DLC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1.0
      moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S HAPPENING

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not.

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ABANDON FRICKING SHIP

    STORY SPOILERS ARE NOW IN THE WILD

    GET OUT NOOOOOW!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aaaaaaaaaaa
      Anyway, how about that lazael huh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goodbye, Ganker!

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just made some announcements that sent my starter class into the toilet
    -4 ele monk had it's ki economy completely redone, should have staying power equal to a caster
    -will have unarmed gloves/magical items for monk specifically
    -necro can summon unique minions it finds from rare books
    WHAT THE FRICK DO I DO NOW NOW EVEN WIZARD MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >-necro can summon unique minions it finds from rare books
      Source?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/15fnr2k/some_nice_confirmations_about_small_worries/

        morondit is there if you want bullet points and don't want to watch the whole thing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit
          >XP will still be granted for avoiding fights or resolving things peacfully so you don't end up underleveled just because you didn't want to kill everyone you meet.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now you solve everything peacefully and then kill them.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Except you can't, they NPCs disappear while you're still in the cutscene.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kill all but one NPC beforehand
                >talk to last one and resolve things peacefully
                >get 190% XP
                >...
                >profit!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>talk to last one and resolve things peacefully
                And how are you gonna do that in combat, smarty pants? If you run away to flee combat, don't they still remain hostile?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And how are you gonna do that
                Stealthily and sneakily sniping from afar without triggering combat mode itself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Stealthily and sneakily sniping from afar without triggering combat mode itself.
                he doesn't know hahah

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how do you identify the important NPC that actually triggers the talking? You aren't gonna save scum like a little shithead, are you?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds fricking sick, now it might change my starter class.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now I don't know if I want to necro because of all the int checks and all the normal tasty wizard spells or if I want to monk since Open Palm gets fricking it's level 17 ability at 12 and same for 4 Elements (and go Insight/Perception)

            I am in shambles now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Necromancer wizard will indeed have an army of undead, with rare special summons available from very rare books (possibly hinting at Necromancy of Thay).
          sounds based, wonder if special summons applies to oathbreaker pallys too

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >with rare special summons available from very rare books (possibly hinting at Necromancy of Thay).
            How would that be implemented? Constant summons like warlock/ranger, or some fricking OP stuff with a reagent cost? I don't really know much about 5e.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No idea of knowing. They've had to rebalance and homebrew a lot of stuff, to make it more viable for a video game. Possibly some rare/costly reagent like you said, or some variant of a concentration spell, or temp hp/spell slot investment. I can't imagine playing necromancer without some pretty robust summoning stuff involved though. What's the point if I can't raise my own Frankenstein?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't say they changed Champion at all, which is disappointing, but they must have changed something because it's mechanically the worst Fighter subclass. I found it interesting he also emphasized how Fighters can use all armor and weapons, because so can Paladins, and some Clerics and Rangers. I wonder if maybe there's a lot of class-specific magic weapons/armor in the game, but Fighter is always listed on them. Weirdly enough, this makes the D&D Fighter more like the Final Fantasy Fighter, which was inspired by the D&D Fighter.

          I'm also wondering how much they're leaning in on Beastmaster. In tabletop, there's no rules about giving your pet armor or customization or anything, but it's something DMs always inevitably allow to some degree, because it'd be unrealistic not to. I wonder what kind of stuff we'll see.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's kinda funny to look at Champion and Battle Master side by side.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            on the other hand I just dropped my sorc like a rock because I have a solid reason to go wizard (necro) and not feel like I made a bad choice vs sorc.
            Illusion and Abjuration also sound like real winners

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its hard to believe illusion/AI frickery will be any good based on previous attempts.I was also planning on going Sorc but the idea of Necro sounds so much nicer now because of unique summons from tomes and shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the way the Larian guy described it is it was excellent out of combat, like if you were a wizard and wanted all the guards to leave somewhere so you could get in

                or distract someone, etc

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean minor illusion has been in the game since launch and its still shit. So maybe they did a ton of work. I know they mention the Knock spell so maybe you can make a ton of noise and they investigate.

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL FRICKING GOBLINS MUST FRICKING HANG

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's out in Gog-games to

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not, why are you such a homosexual?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you even check?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't need to, I have better sources than that and will be instantly alerted once it actually releases.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How should i class if i want to be like rexxar from wow (two onehanded axes + bear pet)? Do i just go beast master ranger or do i need to multiclass?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beast Master Ranger is enough, your animals' stats scale with Ranger levels.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks mate

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    classes for this feel?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Straight white male human fighter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of them except Bard and Wizard.
      Shadow wizards are honorary Chads, though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Necro Wizard

        we love casting spells

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbarian or Fighter.
      Battle Master and Berserker in particular

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fighter (male (human (white*~~

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Necro Wizard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbarian, the warrior kind, not the gay furry kind. Also no armor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GENOCIDE THE ORCS! THEY'RE MISUNDERSTOOD!
        No more Orcs means no more danger for the local village.

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of my skills if I can just reload every time I fail a skill check?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to exercise some self-control and not be a gay, anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So after you lose a fight will you uninstall the game or restart from the beginning?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a fricking moronic attempt at a gotcha.
          Literally get good you fricking loser.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            exercise some self restraint anon

            Heh. I don't lose fights.

            absolutely based

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heh. I don't lose fights.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made it that every time you reload the game it rapes your SSD with rewrites. One long savescumming session and you will have to buy a new one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are too many of them, you’ll get tired of cheesing. And successful roll doesn’t mean more interesting content, I personally don’t want to skip combat, I really enjoy it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Usually the way they deal with this is to bloat the checks to such a degree that you can't make them without a high rank, and also by making all the skill checks pointless.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In kingmaker and wrath I cheated skill checks. I don’t think I will this time though since they actually show hidden failed checks. Not to mention the checks in pathfinder being appropriately sky high.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a zoomer cancerous homosexual and I should never be allowed to fail in a roleplaying game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I play ttrpgs with my irl friends every week you friendless Gankerirgin

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure you do. How many rerolls do you get per session? 3 or 4 should be alright? Nobody likes to fail a check.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            none since we play a ttrpg and not a computer game? are you moronic?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope DM smacks you every time you ask to reroll your dice.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you ask the GM to reload the fight when you die?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats kinda gay to play like that.
      The chance with the dice roll is what adds to the experience.

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bestiality game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, player can’t frick your mother in this game.

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He fell for the bearfricker damage control

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can I download BG3 right now on Steam and play Act I, and my save will carry over to full release? They said something about releasing the full retail Act I 72 hours earlier

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you can't, the early 72hr only applies to playstation now. Downloading it now won't help at all either, will need a full re-download on thursday.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks saved me a bunch of aggravation

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What race do I make my war domain bane cleric?

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goblin goblin I NEED A GOVLIN I NEED A CUTE GOBLIN GIRL TO ADVENTURE WITH RIGHT NOW. LAIREN PUT IN THR GOBLIN GIRL OR I AM GOING TO YOUR OFFICE RIGHT NOW TO EXICUTE ALL OF YOU AND PUR IN THE GOBLINS MYSLEF. GOBLIN GOBLIN GOBLIN

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the worst case of Goblin fever I've seen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pain

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be you, the player

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexual relations with goblins and halflings

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chapter break
      >InCase announces one chapter left
      >Says there won't be any real sex in it
      There was almost NO goblin fricking! Those scenes were pitiful! Incase, you bastard.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted to see one of the goblins get their rancid pussy eaten out

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish BG3 had more furshit, and not just scalies
    not feralshit, but anthroshit

    i bet the mods are gonna be insane though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, furtroon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yiff in hell, homosexual.

        okay, /misc/Black folk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yiff in hell, homosexual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tabaxi are a cat race in D&D.
      Kinda surprised they didn't make it into this game.

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know if it's gonna be an update on the 3rd of if we might as well just uninstall the EA and reinstall from scratch?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dev said you'll have to redownload

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delete saves, delete game

      Its going to be a fresh install, no preload because of some Steam policy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      uninstall and delete your saves before launch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian said to manually delete your saves, then uninstall EA.

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEAR SEX

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll probably get it and try a half-orc monk.

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tiefling girls are the best

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a cleric of Shar
    >happy when you do cool and positive things
    >secretly hates brutality and being evil to the point of getting drunk and nearly denouncing her goddess over a bit of slaughter
    ???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes a poser
      like a emo girl who thinks shes goth

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a phase

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true? Can I actually fix her?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Morrigan was an actual b***h, then Shadowheart is literally an emo girl going through a fake edgy phase

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a Selune cleric who has been brainwashed and memory wiped to do a mission for Shar.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >redeem her
        >lose trickery domain in favor for a mediocre blaster
        oh well

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      perfect wife for my oath of vengeance (human) paladin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I didn't make it all the way through EA but from what I did see, reconciling how Shadowheart was all approve-y of my Paladin's actions with her Shar worship made no sense. Not "bad writing" but that there is something clearly more to the story, there is a *reason* why this good-hearted person is following a goddess who seeks the destruction of everything.

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the full roleplay class+armor mods of characters

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking forward to how Minthara and La'zael interact in the party. How much femdom alpha b***h energy can one party contain?

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANNA PLAY AN AASIMAR REEEEEEEEEE WHY DID THEY GIVE US FRICKING EDGY SATANIC TIEFLING AND NOT AASIMAR?

    not even a glowing yellow eyes for me to roleplay FRICK LARIAN.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't get any fun races, really.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half-Orcs are quite literally all I need, love me some green boys

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mods will fix it. There were already playable minotaurs, goblins, ogres, mindflayers, etc just for the early access.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mods can add races but with how much reactivity there is for every race playing a modded race with NO REACTIVITY is going to blow

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you just want glowing eyes and gaylo then that's easily moddable. You better start learning the basics now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Human
      >Human with glitter
      Yeah, what a cool and unique "race."

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I find non-morons to play this game with on coop?

    >Go to larian discord
    >Deal with an autistic incel who hates women
    >Deal with another autistic incel who doesn't have basic manners. Say bye or I'm going to go instead of just disconnecting.
    >People who payed $59 USD for the game and much more for a gaming PC, but can't afford a non-shitty microphone
    >People from Europe who have thiccc accents
    >People who can't afford a headset so you can hear all of their background noise.

    I mean, are there any cool fun loving people who want to play this game who don't have a series of mentally illnesses, are too poor to afford a mic/headset?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      as if women hating incels wouldn't be banned from Larian's discord

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not banned lmao. Guy was a real peice of work, he threw a tantrum because we couldn't finish off the cambion hero, the mind flayer and the extra two cambions in the prologue.

        > Guys i love women tee hee how dare someone hat ewomen in discord yuck! but btw i have no frens to play with does any pretty woman want to playh with me? i'm a male feminist, not a predator at all!!!!

        Have sex incel

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not playing story-mode
          NGMI

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad we have a real feminist hero to put all the incels in their place. Good on you anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Guys i love women tee hee how dare someone hat ewomen in discord yuck! but btw i have no frens to play with does any pretty woman want to playh with me? i'm a male feminist, not a predator at all!!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have mild schizophrenia, is that okay?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checks out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game is like 200 hours its impossible to actually play co-op unless you and your friend are NEETS

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can easily save the group session and resume whenever you want, actually.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Factually incorrect

        Mods can add races but with how much reactivity there is for every race playing a modded race with NO REACTIVITY is going to blow

        This is why I won't be using mods that add races. Going from reactivity from my race to none is going to be boring

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Going from reactivity from my race to none is going to be boring
          You actually think your race is going to matter that much in the game?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you play Human? I wouldn't expect much if at all. Drow is going to have insane reactivity. I'm assuming this is either a troll post or you're fricking new to BG3 threads. In which case, hello newfren

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              hewwo 🙂 It's just that most rpgs don't have that much reactivity when it comes to race so I don't expect it in this one either.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They've said Drow/Dragonborn and Tiefling to a lesser extent will have the most. As well as Deep Gnome and Duergar.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on if it will be a few token phrases like most games or have any actual bearing on the story. If it's the former then yawn.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will be straight up junted from a ton of locations in Act 3 if you're a Drow. Like literally unable to enter certain areas. There's a magic shop that literally has an enchantment that prevents Drow. Your party members make a comment and ask "What should I buy for you?"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So I can just literally walk in with one of my companions and it has no bearing except for flavor?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you haven't followed how much reactivity you'll get as Drow, just stop trolling or google it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just watched a video on it and for example the druids just go "grrrr a drow me no likey >:(" and still let you do everything the same as if you were playing a human?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's 2035
        >we are still in act 3
        >Bob begins to emit a high pitched noise every time I suggest that Brent and I go on without him for a bit as his schedule of 1 hour every two weeks is killing us
        >Baldur's Gate 5 just came out last month
        >"Frick you guys, okay? I'm a DAD"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a woman anon :3
      you can play with me hihi

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care what gender you are. Incels fall under mentally ill people and I don't want to play with morons SORRY.

        I have mild schizophrenia, is that okay?

        No

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ugh yeah, i hate those icky incels too
          they're so mean to me ):
          i just wish I had someone to play vidya with
          someone who is nice to girls like me :>

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have sex

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              hihi im kinda into erp too ngl anon :3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why coop on your first playthrough? esp with randoms. I imagine it would be very hard to match each others schedules and how serious you're taking the story or not. I tried playing dos2 with my friend and we had to quit because after the guards at fort joy killed our cat he would not let it go and would always start combat with them lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be thankful I even bothered to dust off my old microphone just for you, homosexual.

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    KNUCKLES CRACKED

    BEAR FRICKED

    YEAH ITS BALDUR TIME

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cousins are all buying this
    >my friends are all buying it
    >mfw they expect me to coop it with all of them
    Kill me now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was the same when I played DOS2. It won't work out anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine playing an epic length CRPG in fricking multiplayer. A turn-based game, no less. Can you imagine how boring it is to control 1 character throughout the whole fricking game?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Teamwork to beat tough fights and puzzles is actually a lot of fun. You may be a sperg though and not like the idea of having to cooperate with people.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't fun in DOS2 and it isn't going to be fun in BG3.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Solo sorcerer is a lot of fun. Assuming you get all the xp and it isn't shared with your party.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's exp shared, can't allow you to accidentally have fun by doing UNBALANCED things by getting too much exp soloing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There will be mods for that guaranteed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of them will drop it eventually. You'd have to be moronic to coop a 120 hours long RPG

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking for cute gf to coop bg3 with

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Download will take an hour
    >Verifying and unpacking will take the entire day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not being a virile beast with an SSD

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who here /dwarf/?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarfs are unplayable in this game. No real beards only sissy short ass beards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who here /dwarffemalewithbeard/?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no I am /halfling/
      will romance Karlach

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duegar for Enlarge might be might second character

  112. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like a lot of people discounting co-op for this game haven't done their research. The level of interactivity and branch splitting is insane. You can join different sides of a storyline and end up fighting each other. One of you can be arrested in the city for pickpocketing and then your buddies have to bust you out of jail, or sneak in to free you. Larian has really gone all in on the cooperative possibilities.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This just sounds like the Cyberpunk overhype again. I'll believe it when I see it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add a female half-orc romance, you bald frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      co-op is an amazing addition and i'm glad larian has it in their games but it always falls apart because of scheduling especially if you're doing a whole party

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This just sounds like the Cyberpunk overhype again. I'll believe it when I see it.

      It isn't Cyberpunk overhype because Larian never promised that. You can't join different sides of a storyline

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One of you can be arrested in the city for pickpocketing and then your buddies have to bust you out of jail,

      Anon.. you get to experience the exact same thing if you play singleplayer.

      You can just... play as the companions? You stupid frick? Or make your own custom companions.

      Stop being such a creepy shill.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still spamming his shitty shoop
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/0j-rmE_IXiOp61eXsbj_9Q/
        have a nice day, schizo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't involve more than one character in dialogue
      >in fricking D&D
      AHJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to the based anon who would post about correcting the tiefling brats? is he still here?

  114. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BG3 number 1 on steam, making more revenue than the gambling box shooter CS:GO
    Shamzaamsisters?!? Our response???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a cRPG is outselling the fricking CSGO gambling casino
      >Shadowfeet is now literally number 1
      What year is is?! Is this the year we can finally going home?

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