Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance

I try this out for the first time. Holy shit it is boring and bad

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tried it some time ago. can confirm.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay filtered, zoomies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that it is long, the couch co-op does not hold up, and you are supposed to play through it on easy mode before you go up to the higher difficulties.

      The game is decent, but not great, imho.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you are supposed to play through it on easy mode before you go up to the higher difficulties.
        Is that so? No wonder I struggled going to the hardest right away, it seemed unreasonable.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than Diablo IV

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats all i remember

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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      NOOOOOOO!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          o yes

          >westoid game has boob physics
          jrpg bros?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a different time.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              A better time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      o yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      also the water
      that water kicked ass for the time

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not even that clunky, it just fricking sucks

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the 2nd one is a lot better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure if it was just nostalgia from growing up with the first, but the second honestly felt kinda bad when me and my brother finally played the port like a year ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The second had more customization and way more memorable classes and locations. Haven't played it since release so can't really say how they hold up from a gameplay perspective.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll give you that on the customization, but that honestly just made the game easier to cheese. We figured out an exploit to load up on gems and gold so we were pretty decked out by mid to end game. My necromancer could even one shot undeads with a crit
          Locations also felt kinda samey. The other anon was right that half of DA1 may have been sewers but half of DA2 is endless fields and mountains. There were more interesting places like the mansion and the lab but I felt that the Onyx Tower in 2 was major downgrade and the final boss was anticlimactic

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    half the game you in a sewer and theres even more underground shit.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CoN is better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes and return to arms

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        illegal advertising

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played the shit out of this game. Easily my most played PS2 game alongside Battlefront I & II

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are literally me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are literally based
            I never play the original CoN because I could never find it in any store

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        High elf cleric bimbo kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes and return to arms

      this is on my list

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes and return to arms

      can you even play these co-op on pcsx2?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't I tell you yesterday not to play that shit?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in middle school, I stripped the sorceress half-naked and jerk offd to her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played the whole game with a Wood Elf in her underwear. Helps that armor didnt seem to actually do anything. For PS2 the graphics were pretty great

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did the same thing. I only put her in boots, gloves, and belts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wood elf
        Sounds like you were playing champions of Norrath my friend

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Dark Alliance 2 as a kid

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The superior hack n slash couch co-op series

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Played the shit out of Redeemer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think Hunter reckoned?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing a coop hack and slash solo
    you made a moron choice. this game was made to be played on the couch with a friend, and in that context its fun.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth buying on PC?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a super fricking basic ass game that was nice at the time it came out because it was a diablo-clone you could play couch co-op with your buddy on the TV. it's really not that great of a game by today's standards, and I don't like using that phrase.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very lazy ports as far as I can remember

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played a demo of this game on my PS2 back in the days. It has probably aged but is worth playing through still? Zoomers don't need to reply.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the PS2 ARPGs are pure nostalgia goggles. I fell asleep playing Champions with my gf.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      agree on champions. i was excited for that when it came out and i found it really boring. x-men legends, too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based alcoholic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm straight edge but thank you for admitting you have to be blackout drunk to enjoy those gimped, baren piece of shit games.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked this when i was younger, but tried it again recently and it was pretty bland. got to the mountains and stopped. gauntlet is better.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you the PCXS2 thread guy?
    Is that why you hate this game? It runs like shit on that emulator.
    dark alliance 1,2, champions, champions return are the best arpgs ever made

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It runs like shit on that emulator.
      Maybe on the stable version lol. afaik for DA1 (should work on the GC version too), you just underclock it til theres minimal or no slowdown.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some areas seem ok, but the first tavern, and a couple other areas slow down the game to unplayable.
        I've messed with all those settings and never got it fixed.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have nostalgia for Norrath because I remember couch co-op with my girlfriend and two others on the ps2. I can't remember if the game was good, I remember having fun though.
    Dark Alliance 3 made me mad.

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