Barely 24 hours left for the FPSOTY

Barely 24 hours left for the FPSOTY

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DLCucks
      no thanks. plus we already have FPSOTY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this actually good? I don't trust any game that gets shilled by Gmanlives anymore.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it, but the difficulty is "very easy" for the first 2 chapters then "very hard" for the last one.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have sold it as a standalone sequel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      then we couldnt have an arrange mode that adds the new stuff to the original campaign tho

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have any more outdoor non-urban maps? I liked that one the most in the base game.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick it's really happening. Wish I took tomorrow off from work.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will it play in eduke32 I wonder?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, with some new technology like slopped sprites.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    too bad Shelly is such a boring protagonist

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ion Fury
    Pass.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be complete shit. If you think it won't be after the development hell it has been through, you're an actual moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are thinking in Wrath.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm not. That is also trash.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm worried the 24 journal release is just a rip the band aid off "get it over with" thing.

      Hope it's good tho

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sell me this game. It's on sale right now. I love Duke 3D, probably more than doom

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ion is probably the second best use of the build engine from a level design perspective (second only to deathwish, which is a mod for BLOOD that has been worked on for 10+ years).
      the enemy roster is underwhelming but serviceable, better than OG duke or DOOM1, but much worse than BLOOD or DOOM2.
      weapons are good, but the pistol and shotgun will be your workhorses and be used far more often than the better weapons.
      it's a good shooter, a solid 8.5/10, mainly held back by the enemy roster.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Build game with the more consistent quality throw the entire campaign. Thight pace, good ecosystem of weapon and enemies.
      Level design is it's its own thing, levels are huge compared to the originals and to some extent comparable to Half-life.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the size is probably due to being worked on by modders, and if you've played alot of those mods, the levels can get huge, so the designers probably just went crazy for ion.

        Is this actually good? I don't trust any game that gets shilled by Gmanlives anymore.

        there's a public demo if you're worried about that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just pirate it and if you think it was worth it, buy the game.
      https://gog-games.to/game/ion_maiden_game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      First half of the game is excellent. Second half is garbage though. The level design tanks super hard at that point.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Arguably one of the best new-wave boomshoots bar-none, probably better than cultic or postal brain damaged.
      Extended and well-customized EDuke32 engine, large maps with at least 7-12 secrets each, most being a pain in the c**t to get to.
      Enemy variety/weapons are limited like

      Ion is probably the second best use of the build engine from a level design perspective (second only to deathwish, which is a mod for BLOOD that has been worked on for 10+ years).
      the enemy roster is underwhelming but serviceable, better than OG duke or DOOM1, but much worse than BLOOD or DOOM2.
      weapons are good, but the pistol and shotgun will be your workhorses and be used far more often than the better weapons.
      it's a good shooter, a solid 8.5/10, mainly held back by the enemy roster.

      said but besides that a solid 12-14 hour time investment for the price.

      Aftershock will throw in a new expansion pack of levels and a mirrored mode to make the base game levels fresh.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      First few levels feel like the best retro shooter ever made, extremely detailed and expansive, a lot of interactivity etc, but then you realize the whole rest of the game is made with the exact same assets and you fight the same few enemies all the way through. And the game is way longer than Duke 3D etc, so it DRAAAAGS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, this. After the rooftop boss fight at the villain's corporate hq, the game takes a massive nosedive in quality. From that point on, I hope you like sewers and subway tunnels... Fun first half though, just a shame the second half is a 3/10.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't says the price

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED arrange mode - maximum fury is no longer hard enough as i've become a headshot machine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're getting a fifth difficulty too on top of that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No breasts

          In the trash she goes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick yeah pop pop
      never right click with loverboy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >frick yeah pop pop
        watchin' heskell's motherfrickers drop

        >mfw 1HP and not going to use medpacks

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the final boss battle is actually fun this time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When has a boss battle in an FPS ever been fun?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Halo 2. But it doesn't count because it's the best FPS ever made.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        metroid prime

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bosses and UK are great

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turok to start.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's playable in eduke32 so I can play on my hacked switch. I don't want to wait a year for the console version like the original release

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the source will probably be released quickly, so i wouldn't worry about it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have bought a steam deck.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will never give a penny to the Gaben israelite

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they announced a price yet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I check the games showed at the Realms Deep event? No, I don't want to watch the stream that is painful.

      No.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top comment has timestamps

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Youtube stream's top comment has timestamps for everything. It's too long to copy/paste.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      $39.99

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bulshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      $0 at gog-games.to

  15. 8 months ago
    The pimpleman

    > Be me
    > Be single
    > Puberty hit like a truck
    > Got pimples and a pube stash
    > Im hidious AF
    > Women look at me with disgust
    > Triggered 200iqmove.exe
    > Decided to date the new blind girl Becky
    > Shes a fortune teller or whatever
    > Go on a dinner date
    > Have a fun time and get a little touchy at dinner
    > Get erection
    > Beckylemmesmash.mp4
    > Feel her hand touching my face
    > She starts reading my future
    > Notice shes using my pimples as braille for the prediction
    > Accidently pops a pimple.
    > Puss falls onto her fries
    > She doesnt notice
    > She eats a puss covered frie
    > Says the foods delicious
    > escapeplan.exe
    > i run away, leaving her to pay the bill
    > Come home
    > Told parents date went well
    > Go to bed
    > Cry myself to sleep

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ditched a blind girl on a date and made her pay?
      God damn you were a worthless piece of shit. I hope you've improved since then.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100MB
    Jesus Christ, that's the entire size of the base game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the scale is probably enormous.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=O9dyn_acWqagLLIj&v=oUiAWzAKSzA&feature=youtu.be

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio la criatura

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly people opinions don't matter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell Anon. I’m eating over here.

      Disgusting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already came out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather replay Arcane Dimensions

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Octobwe, why aren't you going through your anuual AD playtrhrough?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The epitome of ''Short, but very sweet.''. I absolutely adore Amid Evil's artstyle in it's levels, feels like running around a good number of 90s power metal covers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DWELL ep2 is better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mid evil

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hours until expansion: 20
    Hours since I cared about IM: 14000

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened in October 2021?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm watching the video and I'm already regreting that I posted it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shillmanlives
      >couldn't git gud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how he complains near the end aftershock basically isn't doom eternal.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and that's a good thing. Frick Doom Eternal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Volcano map seems nice.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good news: The final boss fight doesn't suck
      Bad news: There is no final boss fight because the devs released the game unfinished and it just abruptly cuts to credits after a stage

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I frankly prefer this outcome. I do not enjoy boss fights in fps games, it always amounts to ammunition dumps into a spongy health bar. Boring at best.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least it actually released.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The heskell fight in the base game is aids unless you abuse reload cancelling.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 4 hours long

      This shit better be only $5

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sucks wtf man

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems about right for an expansion.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ohh ok thats fine I took longer than 8 hours my first time

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING
    FINALLY
    HOW MANY FRICKING YEARS DID WE HAVE TO WAIT?
    >2020
    >"Oh hurrr it'll be out by christmas"
    >Dec 2020
    >"Hurrrr maybe this upcoming summer"
    >Rinse repeat until today

    At least it will have slightly less normies than turbo/ultrakill and phantom fury

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pitch black and cramped catacomb level
    For frick's same.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope voidpoint makes their own game after this because it would be very funny to see that the company that's been dicked around by 3d realms was needed to make this series actually good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they find a new publisher. They are too good for 3DR.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did 3dr do to them?
        I know one of the voidpoint devs said something in a tweet that pissed off troons but I thought the IFAF delays were because the devs were working full time jobs and ran voidpoint on the side

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing for certain. It's just that 3DR has a history of screwing over their devs they take on (WRATH being the big example since the main dev left and 3DR didn't bother with it for a year) and I've spoken to people who worked at nu-3DR who were generally unhappy with how things were run is all.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else absolutely hate that Phantom Fury demo?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its so mediocre
      its worse than an hl2 mod

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should follow in Duke Nukem Forever's footsteps and never come out.

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