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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wut

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, a game is coming out that no one is forcing me to play!!!1
    The horror!!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i am incapable of abstraction! everything must directly effect me or i cannot have an opinion on it or even discuss it!
      Thanks for participating in humanity, Black person. Better luck next life.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick have you done to spyro

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is preparing The Forbidden Footlong.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >passive aggressive
      >pro-israelite cuckmann
      >pro-cucked playstation
      >this poster is perfectly fine with cash grab remakes out the butthole
      >lefty-gay
      this post was made by a gay or a woman. or a shill.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does a company not releasing any games personally affect you?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The horror!!!!!
      you're misunderstanding the situation. this is funny as frick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no!!! Someone is complaining about something and no one is forcing me to read it. The horror!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Au contraire, mi transexualé. It's going to be funny as frick watching it crash and burn again while you troons cope that the dog shit sales are transphobia or whatever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one said anything you pathetic homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2nd post
      Damn, Sony/Naughty Dog's damage control PR team is quick!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >assuming he isn’t OP
        >assuming he didn’t make the thread just to attention prostitute like all the other homosexuals that post about this dumpster fire
        It’s more common than you’d think.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP
      >these replies
      Absolutely hilarious

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SPBP
        replies
        >Absolutely hilarious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP
      bitches gotta find a reason to whine about shit that doesn't affect them
      /thread

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SPBP
        >bitches gotta find a reason to whine about shit that doesn't affect them
        >/thread

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remaster
    didn't the game come out only like 2 years ago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our boy Cuckmann needs money pronto, looks like.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remastering a game that came out two years ago
    At this point it would not surprise me to find out naughty dog is going to re-re-re-master the first last of us and give the game a forth release

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spends 5 years and 200 million making a game for 1440p consoles
    >looks like shit almost immediately

    How do they get away with it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      like shit almost immediately
      It’s still the best looking game of all time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously not if they're remastering it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        RDR2 looks better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't. They've been hit with massive layoffs, had to cancel their multiplayer mode, and have become a laughing stock of the industry (they were respected about 15 years ago)

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is TLOU the new Skyrim?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they remaster/remake different games. It would be like Bethesda releasing Oblivion, Oblivion remastered, Skyrim, Oblivion remake and Skyrim remastered

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just desperate because the ship is sinking

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flagship product, with large production costs, reaches ten million units after several years, punishing the price several times and giving it away along with the purchase of other products.
        >due to its bad reputation, many high-performance senior programmers have blacklisted the company.
        >the company itself has terminated contracts with external companies to cut costs
        >next big project is on hold because I probably don't have the manpower to develop anything new.
        >they only have enough manpower to repackage an older product
        >ESG fund frozen.

        Seems to be the case. And with the passing of the years and the reputation that the second installment has, I doubt it will generate the numbers they are expecting. I don't even think that changing the story could improve the situation, because the PS5 also hasn't had the impact on consumers that it had on previous generations.

        Looks bad as frick.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Snoy intentionally sabotaged Days gone development and marketing for TLOU2, and it still still outperformed TLOU2 on release.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Looks bad as frick.
          Bad as frick for everybody other than Neil Druckmann. Dude's decade-long plan to usurp the company and use it as a stepping stool to Hollywood actually worked. He'll now burn Naughty Dog to the ground and take TLOU with him to a streaming service near you.

          Remember, this is the same israeli frick that kicked Amy Henig out after sabotaging Uncharted and then backstabbed Bruce Staley to take full ownership of the IP for himself.And Sony saw fit to make him Co-President of the entire studio.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's worse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim was at least kind of fun. You can't even say fun otherwise duckman will hunt you down

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim at least gave it a while before shitting out a remaster, not to mention it did more under the hood as far as compatibility and modding support goes.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he already won GOTY 2020, why does he need to remaster it NOW? it's only been 3 fricking years!
    frick off cuckman

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trash game, trash developer.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remastering a shit game that isn't even 3 years old
    Who okay'd this?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a remaster of a 3 years old game
    hahaha, i bet even ayy lmaos are laughing at us

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it will be an 8 year old game when they’re done

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are going to make some 4k upscaling bullshit textures, add gay tracing and slap a 70$ on it and call it a day.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Par for the last of us course
    Last of Us released in 2013
    Last of Us remaster for PS4 2014

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt this a PS5 game?
    For what purpose would they do this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's more like PC, but knowing Sony strategy of making games worse on competitor's platform, they'll make it more demanding to make PS5 look good in comparison to RTX 4080 again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tlou2 is a ps4 game this remaster will be the PS5 definitive edition/pc port.
      Still it's insane how this will be their first ps5 game 3 years after launch.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its ok when nintendo does it

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the source: The person allegedly leaked the information on his LinkedIn profile.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lead Outsource Artist
      >Doesn't make art, just manages art coming in from India

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea technically its their next game but its kind of a low tier effort. Most people at the studio were not working on this.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TLOU2 is already 1440p 60fps on PS5

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is also on PC to save pc gaming.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ, I wish they'd just cancel this and work on a proper remake of the first game instead which is the only thing fans of the series actually want.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish they'd just cancel this and work on a proper remake of the first game instead which is the only thing fans of the series actually want.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even most moronic snoys wont buy that

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if we're so last, why is there more of us?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a cheap cashgrab

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >From 1997 to 2007 NG has made
    The entire original Crash Trilogy
    Crash Team Racing
    The entire Jak trilogy
    Jak X
    Uncharted 1

    >From 2013 to 2023 NG has made
    The Last of Us
    The Last of Us DLC
    The Last of Us Remastered
    The Last of Us Part I
    The Last of Us II
    The Last of Us II Multiplayer (Cancelled)
    The Last of Us II Remake (Allegedly)
    Uncharted 4

    Is there a bigger fall from grace?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse, you could be Rockstar and Valve and not release any games at all

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      where is Uncharted 4 and its DLC

      Uncharted 4: A Thief's End is a 2016 action-adventure game developed by Naughty Dog and published by Sony Computer Entertainment. It is the fourth main entry in the Uncharted series.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just like to imagine just how fricking depressed the employees are because of the visuals and setting they've been dealing with for a decade.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, imagine working at that studio and knowing you spent the majority of that entire decade working on two games but also somehow having to deal with legendarily horrific crunch hours.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine having your career linked years to an IP with one of the worst reputations in history.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just like to imagine just how fricking depressed the employees are because of the visuals and setting they've been dealing with for a decade.

      Jesus, imagine working at that studio and knowing you spent the majority of that entire decade working on two games but also somehow having to deal with legendarily horrific crunch hours.

      TLOU actually started development in 2009, so there's some poor motherfricker out there that's done nothing but make and remake TLOU for the last 14 (soon to be 15) years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot uncharted the lost legacy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone did

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games take forever to make now. Their next IP is coming out in 2027.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2027 rolls around
        >Naughty Dog announces the Last of Us Part II Remake

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol, maybe. New IP is a sci fi open world action RPG game called Jordan.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one from Crash works there anymore and probably only a handful from Jak.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a bigger fall from grace?
      well they're more successful than ever so i wouldn't exactly call that a "fall"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2000 to 2009
      -Ground Control
      -Ground Control Dark Conspiracy
      -Ground Control 2
      -World in Conflict
      -World in Conflict Soviet Assault

      >2009
      >Gets acquired by Ubisoft
      -Just Dance
      -Tom Clancy The Division
      -Tom Clancy The Division 2
      -Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora
      -Star Wars Outlaws
      -Tom Clancy The Division 3

      It hurts, it hurts so fricking much

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never played Ground Control or the other one but I liked Division 2 (at release havent played since the dlc update) should I play them?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncharted sucks ASS!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rareware ever since they got bought by microsoft, nintendo were pussies for not buying them when they could

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The silver lining is they are too busy making movies to rape their previous games, for now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were talks about a Jax and Daxter live action movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stray's Cross

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Ryan has been a disaster to the Playstation brand

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >California has been a disaster to the Playstation brand
      ftfy inb4 that one caligay finds this thread and floods it with smugwhining about MUH FLYOVERS

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        seattle Is always better and is why MS is winning.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TLOU PS3
    >TLOU2 PS4

    >TLOU Remastered PS4
    >TLOU Part 1 PS5/PC
    >TLOU2 Remastered PS5/PC

    This series will unironically have more re-releases than actual games.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still get "Error: This image cannot be uploaded because it is the subject of a copyright infringement claim. Please refrain from posting it." from trying to post last of us 2 images to this day

    pretty big oof

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we had AI back then

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did ND go from cool platformers to homosexual movie bullshit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      STFU homosexual, TLOU is an amazing game. Western games have always been more cinematic and story-driven, there has always been a clear difference in game design philosophies between USA and Japan.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >underage snoy
        >calling anyone a homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one from Crash has worked there in a long time. Last I heard from Jason Rubin was taking over THQ once they were in fire mode as a "keep this company afloat until Saintes Row 3 gets finished" deal after the guy who approved the Udraw left.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a joke of a company

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    since tlou2 released insomniac has miles morales, spiderman remastered, ratchet and clank rift apart and about to release spiderman 2

    meanwhile naughty dog literally only has remastered tlou1 in the same time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes, a studio need time to find a new direction. Santa Monica released God of War by 2010, while released "new" God of War by 2018

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes studios need to get rid of Hollywood wannabes that frick up studios and developers with their pretentious cinematic garbage.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hollywood wannabes that frick up studios and developers with their pretentious cinematic garb
          OK. show us how to make games sold millions without these. Just like PC games need to push GPU demands, while Sony games need to push TV demands.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally do what most game companies have been doing until very recently, if you’re going to shitpost don’t go full moron with it kid.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >most game companies
              Ubisoft? EA ? blizzard ?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if I act obtuse it will prolong this shit shit
                Companies like ID and Naughty Dog before cuckman took over. Here’s your last (You) you attention whoring homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost like Ted Price is actually competent at his job.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All games already worked on for years while TLOU2 was just released

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SONY ALWAYS WINS BAYBAAAAAAAYYYYYY

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you just screenshot the image?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      meant for

      >still get "Error: This image cannot be uploaded because it is the subject of a copyright infringement claim. Please refrain from posting it." from trying to post last of us 2 images to this day

      pretty big oof

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    people played these games? first one on launch looked like the most average movie game of the century

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people played these games?
      i did not never will

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is only 2 years old and everyone hated it. What.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess all 3 versions of TLOU1 sold well, so why not do it again with the sequel?

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is there to "remaster" The game just came out not too long ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a PS4 game so they held back better textures and shader settings. Its an HD texture. Main purpose is its a PC port.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gotta make that MC more butch and give her a concave ass from all the post-apocalyptic anal sex

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Naughty Dog made videogames and didn't exist solely to milk Last of Us, that ONE game that was good which spawned shitty DLC, a bad sequel, a mediocre show and a worthless remake? Yeah.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick me, Sony consoles really are For the Payers™

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    when is PS5 getting some new japanese exclusives?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      druckmans great grandfathers brother married a japanese woman during the war so the Last of Us games are japanese you racist and ignorant chud

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when is PS5 getting some new games?
      ftfy but the answer for both is "lol no"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 doesn't have exclusives in general, nevermind jap ones in particular.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over bro we're already half of the gen through and nothing announced.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rise of the Ronin in 2024 and uh
      well that's pretty much it

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that its coming to PC you gays can pirate it and actually try it for yourself instead of regurgitating online nonsense and lies from the past 3 years
    >t. actually played it unlike most of Ganker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don't think we will.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats cool. So why spend time in a thread for a game you're adamant about not playing solely on principle?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like to hate things. It feels... good. I don't know how to explain.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its why we are on Ganker afterall

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Speak for yourself homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no
      they released the first one on PC and it was a lazy fricking mess that didn't work

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they released
        Iron Galaxies released* the port and they did a terrible job. That's why Nixxes is coming back to do Forbidden West. I'm positive TLOU2 Remastered will coincide with a PC Release Announcement

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they will release it on PC to support PC gaming and get some extra cash.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now that its coming to PC you gays can pirate it and actually try it
      Yeah I tried that with TLoU1, despite having a 3090 the game ran like I had a 970, I hit single digit FPS in some areas and refunded it. Fool me once, Naughty Dog.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TLOU games are great. Cool animations cool gunplay and stealth. My only real issue with the game is the story in the second game.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute state of play

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remastering a 3 year old game

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As usual Ganker's obssesed with tlou. Nobody here batted an eye when sony did the same with death stranding and ghost of tsushima

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    trannies kill another vidya studio. tale as old as time

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2020 was 17 years ago

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remastering a game that isn't even that old.
    They do know the point of a remaster is to put it on other consoles when the original console is on will likely be obsolete without going to the trouble of a full remake?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naughty dog's games have a 6 years cycle they need to make some money in between and there's their failed gaas game too.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is great news. Not because of whatever minor asset improvements they're making, but because it'll almost certainly include a PC port.
    It's the best game of the past 20 years and now it'll no longer be constrained to mediocre consoles.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yaaaassss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahahhahhahahahha for sure it is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah because the TLOU1 pc port was so great

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really homie

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony needs its financials regarding game sales to improve. Companies like Naughty Dog have a long development cycle, about 4-5 years between tent pole releases. To keep Sony happy their studios need to even out their income over time, and for a studio like Naughty Dog that is done by interstitial remasters made by a small division that release at the mid point between the tent pole releases. This is not surprising in the least

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not many games can claim to have killed the entire fricking franchise due to no fault of the gameplay, but simply because of how fricking bad the story was. can anyone name other examples?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero Time Dilemma and maybe Danganronpa V3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect 3

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we're reaching a point where Naughty Dog will only release remakes and remasters of TLOU1-2 for the rest of time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      rockstar made the blueprint fricking israelites

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=2URCgmWCBVKiset6

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One trick dog

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    And Snoys have the gall to complain about remasters on other systems

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Creatively bankrupt

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Remasters" cannot be counted as "next games"

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did snoy start releasing a bunch of pc ports with literally no advertising at all?
    Spiderman is the only one they made a big hubub about. I didn't even know TLOU and Returnal had ports until they showed up in my queue during the summer sale

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To show they support windows and MS.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They realized that their gigantic production budgets weren't being recouped fast enough with just PS4 and PS5 sales, so they needed to branch off into the PC market just keep justifying their massive budgets.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really lost control of the PC port initiative. You know you've chosen some REAL stinkers to port when fricking Death Stranding is one of the comparatively better performing picks they've made.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        admittedly that's the only one I've bought. Enjoyed it well enough except for the typical Kojimbo self indulgent ending
        the rest look really fricking bland

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not dissing DS as a game, I liked it quite a bit myself. But the point I was making was that its market presence hasn't been the strongest.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Joel survives in the remaster

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Bloomberg news?

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone surprised by this? The ported TLoU to ps4 and a remake for PS5. TLoU2 ps5 was obvious. We'll probably even see TLoU2 remake on ps6

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have actual proof that the leak is real? I checked that Linkedin page and it doesn't mention this remaster. Someone tried to put it on the Wayback Machine but it's inaccessible and changes into a redirect when you try to look at the backup.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they probably just contacted wayback machine and told them to delete it
      anyone can do that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. wait until Bloomberg news comes out. CEO out and major title delayed. it sounds good news to short Sony stocks.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tlou2 was gettin a little dusty fr no cap

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn. but then they have to remaster the last of us 1 remastered to bring it up to the last of us 2 remastered level.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many people do you kill in Last of Us 2? It felt like I killed more people than I would in a COD campaign. The game just went on forever.

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanted the multiplayer bros
    it looked fun and i missed out because i never bought a ps

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