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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker utterly lost. I love it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, we still won because we aren't playing a shit game. We tried to help you but you played yourself.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we aren't playing a game
        ftfy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm playing False Skies.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sneedolands best selling WoW xpac
    >BFA best selling WoW xpac
    >WoD best selling WoW xpac
    >Overwatch best selling blizzard game
    >D3 most pre-ordered PC game
    aka Blizzard fans will slurp up any and all slop laid in front of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Fastest-selling", not best selling. Fastest selling is completely meaningless jargon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait it didn't sell more than starcraft 2 lifetime sales in the 3 days since release? what a flop

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blizzard's fastest selling game of all time*
    >*between 1:42 am and 3:15 am on a Tuesday

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But is it good?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mediocre

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's great, I'm never touching d3 or d2r again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. It looks like Diablo but plays like a chink mobile game trying to replicate the Diabo experience while never getting it quite right. You can clearly tell the people who made ths weren't really able to really grasp what made Diablo addictive in the first place, cause this just feels like a watered down version of it with nicer graphics.
      It just feels fairly clunky, no smoothness to the gameplay at all for most classes due to the introduction of longer Cooldowns paired with the decision to only allow for 6 skills at once.
      The itemization is lackluster, those substats are just far too specific, especially early on when you might not know exactly where your build will be going, and even if you get something you want, it's mostly a small and forgettable upgrade cause these items are sort of samey and the level of randomness to the stats is really toned down - you'll always end up getting roughly the same combination of stats, not to mention that legendaries drop literally every 3 minutes. After looting what felt like just more of the same shit for around 10 hours I simply stopped caring at some point.
      The game is still kind of good good but it's the kind of game I'd recommend picking up during some sale for maybe $20.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's impressive how one can type so much bullshit in one single post, keep seething though I'm sure you'll make a difference

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nuh uh!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you need to have a nice day NOW

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This post convinced me to save my 90 dollars. Thanks bro.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd recommend picking up during some sale for maybe $20.
        Anybody who disagrees with this point is either a shill or never played any diablo games ever.
        Every single diablo game only ever improved over time, they were always at the worst during launch.
        Outside of moronic FOMO for a single player game there is no reason to not wait for a sale when the game will be cheaper, better and the servers will actually be stable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Blizzard's best game in at least 15 years, which isn't saying much but yea.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blizzard has only released Overwatch and Diablo 3 in the last 15 years anon...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and Starcraft 2 and a bunch of terrible WoW expansions

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PoE trannies are hating life right now kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >right now
      They've been hating themselves for years now as they are still playing such trash.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "fastest selling" and "uk sales" threads should grant a permaban here

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who keeps making this exact same thread?
    Don't say shills because even they are not that pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons who genuinely enjoy blizzslop and anons desperate for a (You)

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get it.
    Didn't everyone in the planet hated this company to death?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pathetic
    Frick blizzard
    Frick the goys slurping up this month's AAA slopbucket
    Not surprised, but fricking hell marketing really works doesn't it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I slurped up the Ultimate edition then slurped $100 worth of Diablo 4 goycoins so i could biy cool skins. Oh yeah and get this, I think the game is fun plus I have sex. SUCK MY DICK NERDS!!!!!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought standard, but i think i'll get digital deluxe in celebtration.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so have they released an actual number or are they still just saying the 93 million hours line?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like the great expansion known as Battle for Azeroth huh, impressive

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cat = Ganker
    diablo 4 = skellington

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fastest selling game of a company that has been milking the same IPs and hasn't done anything new for years.
    Should they really be proud that it sold more than Warcraft 3 reforged?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love it when v dicklets get btfo

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >corpo is hated more than ever
    >produces worse games than it ever has
    >treats its playerbases worse than it ever has
    >goy cattle buy up its games faster than they ever have
    gamers deserve the industry they suffer under

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They literally say that about every game they release, meaningless shareholder talk

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unplayable for the xbox Gamepass userbase

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those tiny wrists.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE NUMBERS MASON
    WHERE ARE THEY

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
    *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
    *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
    *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
    *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
    *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    druid is so overpowered. Best class in the game for sure. Druid destroys people in PVP too.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How’s your Hardcore Character coming along…
    You are playing hardcore right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no I will never play hardcore because I don't want to risk losing all my progress. That's just fully moronic. I'm mainly a solo player too, I don't have friends to powerlevel boost and stuff

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://clips.twitch.tv/AlertTardyReindeerWow-9evcSPvW1VolcSkT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hello?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        KWAB

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We did it xisters! We shilled our game!

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like there's no real meat to the game. I keep finding the sme repeating legendaries and uniques over and over again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this your first Diablo game or something?
      Doing the same thing over and over and farming items that are 0.2% better than the last one is the end game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's not enough variation. It starts repeating way to quickly, and there only seem to be 4 uniques per class.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blizzard's fastest-selling
    What does that even mean? How's it measured? Copies per second? I read the article and it doesn't explain shit.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Ganker told me it was a flop.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get to count all the preorders and the 4 day early access get fricked edition sales as part of the first day sales because the metric is "x games sold at day one"

    I'm shocked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I noticed that they emailed me a receipt today even though I preordered like a month ago. Sad when they have to use the smoke and mirrors shit usually reserved for shareholders on their regular customersm

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what causes a man to be a blizztroony?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    faster than who?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...fastest selling?

    which of the following is better:

    -1 million sales in 1 day, 2 million in 10 years
    -1 million sales in 1 week, 20 million in 10 years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 million sales in 1 day, then sell your stock before it drops off.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah or just make a new game every month seeing as how nobody will care and keep buying your slop

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fastest selling
    what the frick does that even mean. is there limited stock on this game? they sold out of all copies? what the frick are they talking about.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did games rise in price? its 120 for the standard edition here in NZ (digital btw so no packaging)
    Thats the equivalent of about 72 USD
    I swear games weren't that price a few years ago. Although I don't think i've ever actually bought a game on launch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      with the release of call of duty modern warfare ii

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It started around the release of the current consoles I think. Not everything went to 70 on PC though, just the ultragreedy AAA crap.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are they adding pay2win? I want to buy resources instead of salvaging the gear I want to take aspects from

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    D4 is just the canceled 2nd dlc for D3 stretched over the corpse of some abandoned arpgmmo project. Blizz has been in full selfcannibalize/asset flip mode since the lawsuits. All their new fresh out of game school hires can do is churn out soulless mobile crap like Arclight Rumble and hope it sells well just because of the IP and their pet influencers like Asmon shilling the frick out of it.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one nice thing about D4 is that the layering in WoW feels incredibly silky smooth and unobtrusive hy comparison.

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