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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chikorita has a 87.5% chance of being male, and if it is it will invariably get outsped and steamrolled by Miltank's Attract + Stomp flinchhax, so Chikorita still sucks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Using a Male Chikorita

      What are you gay?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it can fair best against the hardest fight in the game
    yeah maybe if you're moronic and have a poor understanding of how the game works.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Singleplayer Pokemon has nice gameplay, I'm sorry this triggers you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >level 31
      You are the most annoying of the identifiable /vp/ autists.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi yanwgay

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chikorita's the best because it makes Silver take Cyndaquil, meaning in Azalea Town he has an entire team weak to Magnitude and Rock Throw, letting Geodude clean house. When you get to Goldenrod City you can pick up the TM for Rollout and use Whitney's strategy against her, except better.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typhlosion also fits Silver’s personality best. Red, black, angry, popped collar. Looks like a bancho ready to fight his dad.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH TOTODIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WRONG. YOU'RE ALL WRONG. Chikorita is the best becos I wanna FRICK that moronic banana!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was the anime thinking in making Chikorita have a crush on Ash and make kids get confused and see the line sexually?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    gayGORITA NEED NOT APPLY

    POST TOTODILE

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chikorita sucks because it is ugly

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beyleef
    >fair best
    ESLs need to stop making memes

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine giving two shits about what a single Pokémon does against early game AI in which the difference can be mitigated with an extra 20 minutes of grinding

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, Graveler is the true starter of Gen 2 and mogs literally every physical Pokemon in the region while Kadabra covers for everything else.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. even geodude does. i decided i was going to do nuzlockes of every gen with only pokemon below 300 bst because i hate the moronic 'can you beat -pokemon game- with -insignificant restriction-' format. i gave up because geodude is busted and available in like every game. poliwag as well but moreso geodude. in heartgold geodude sweeps the first three gyms. you can farm coins for protect and rest tms right there in goldenrod. whitney isnt easy but even without shit nfes the tools to deal with her are right there

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"hardest"
    >moron child never traded for a female machop to push her shit in easily

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not grinding like a WOW player, your team will be below Whitney's level and even if you match her level, the trade Machop dies to stomp before it can kill Miltank even if Miltank doesn't milkdrink (it will). AND in Crystal, the Machop trade is for Abra, wbich is a 1% encounter rate.

      Clearing the

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clearing the
        Goldenrod Gym below level 19 (and if you are only doing trainer battles and went to the Gym before National Park, a team of 4 pokemon will be level 16 at the beginning of the Whitney battle) is statistically the most challenging gym battle in the entire franchise. Yes, she's a 3rd badge gym, so spending an hour or two grinding makes her a joke, but I can't imagine a less fun thing to do than spending an hour or two grinding to beat a 3rd gym.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meganium is good because I like it's design.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      *its

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In English you add an apostrophe to indicate possession.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except for "its".
          "Its" is the exception to the rule, because "it's" is "it is".
          Having the apostrophe for a contraction is more important than having it for a possessive, so the possessive goes without to avoid ambiguity.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, ELS-kun

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            In English you add an apostrophe to indicate possession.

            >ELS-kun
            Jesus Christ, I need to sudoku, that's embarrassing as frick

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >ELS-kun
            Jesus Christ, I need to sudoku, that's embarrassing as frick

            Good morning saar

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That aside, "it's" is not possessive, it's a contraction for "it is". You are incorrect about this, and I don't think you're a native english speaker, because this is something you would have had beaten into your head in maybe first or second grade at the latest.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get TM28 from the park
    >teach TM28 to your starter
    >dig every turn
    >dodge every 2nd rollout turn
    >>it doesnt raise in power
    >???
    >Profit

    Only morons had issues with that gym fight, and this is not even considering the fricking machop you can trade for.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hardest fight in the game
    Chikorita sucks against Morty though

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he had trouble with Whitney
    lmao
    Average Chikoritagay intellect at work

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    meganium is the only reason why I never pick chikorita

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only based take.
      GF gve chikorita a better evo and don't frick it up challenge difficulty impossible

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whitney isn't the hardest fight, literally just catch one geodude holy shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >catching geodude
      Ew.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can box it right after, an underlevelled as frick Geodude fricking wrecks her, unlike huffing copium to find ONE thing Chikorita isn't utter dogshit at, and failing to do so.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chikorita actually has the worst matchup against Miltank.
    Croconaw can Rage boost against it and just kill it, while Quilava has better up front damage, and a solid chance of burning it, to play a better support role for the rest of the team. It's not much better than Bayleaf, but is marginally so.
    Bayleaf can't take down Miltank through one Reflect, Reflect won't save it from Rollouts 4 and 5, then Reflect wears off, and now you have done pitiful damage and have to use the rest of your team against a basically healthy miltank.

    Also literally just catch a geodude, holy frick why the frick are people still struggling against this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also literally just catch a geodude, holy frick why the frick are people still struggling against this?
      I'm a Karengay and want to win with my favorites

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the bestest pokemon and nothing can convince me otherwise

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But is it a pal?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he will always be my little pal

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one that doesn't shit on the Chirkorita line?

    Feels like the entire community would band together and crucify Meganium blaming it for all the problems with the Pokemon franchise at this rate.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people that hate the 'rita line are all underage homosexuals, who don't play the games and get their opinions from israelitetubers and xitter and pisscord (pedofiles)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get the wrong idea.
      Chikorita is one of my favorite pokemon lines, and is probably my second or third favorite starter, depending on the day and my mood.
      However, it is utterly horrible, and has the worst ingame performance of any starter in the series. In a vacuum, Snivy is worse, but in the context of Unova, Snivy was okay, while Chikorita in the context of Johto is appallingly bad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it is utterly horrible, and has the worst ingame performance of any starter in the series
        Only if Game Freak, you know, didn't frick it over.

        Realistically, the only thing preventing Meganium from getting buffs is Game Freak's incompetence. If they listen to VGC players assuming Game Freak removing Superpower from Lurantis because someone complained is true, then VGC players can say Meganium deserves an actual buff.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meganium is venusaur without any of the shit in gen 1 that made venusaur useful

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meganium is good in a Nuzlocke for good mixed bulk and access to synthesis im
    a run you might not be using healing items
    But the opportunity cost for not getting a fast special fire attacker is not really worth it

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid, I beat that stupid cow with my croconaw freezing her with ice punch

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poison powder
    >reflect
    >synthesis
    ggez whitney

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that people considered Charmander "hard mode" because he's weak to the first two gyms
    yet these same morons hate Chikorita for the same reason just because its not a Kanto shillmon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Johto fricked over the entire Chikorita line way harder than the first two Kanto gyms ever will to Charmander.

      Also doesn't really help that Charmander evolves into a dragon (typing be damned) while Chirkorita eventually evolves into an arguably girly dinosaur. But really though design is a non-issue with the actual problems Meganium has like the fact it still has Leaf Guard, in a generation where Game Freak explicitly changed the abilities of a few Pokemon (namely Shiftry and Empoleon).

      I'm not going to list reasons why Leaf Guard is a shit ability since everyone should know why by now. The additions of Body Press and Knock Off were appreciated (especially the former since it scales off of the base 100 Defense to frick Steel) but Meganium needs more than this. The removal of Aromatherapy doesn't help.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ftfy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kamina wouldn't say that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was in the recap episode that everyone always skips on rewatch

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Croconaw used Fury Cutter!
    Still easier than using bayleef

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