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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a religion
    >Make its god a mommy gf
    I will now subscribe to your beliefs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pit go home, Palutena needs her worship.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So why havent anyone make a cult to a mommy god?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To busy fapping.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they did, cult of isis took off in ancient Rome

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you for real?

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veneration_of_Mary_in_the_Catholic_Church

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't Mary a dicky when she gave birth to Jesus?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make her fat and I might listen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Religions should bring back temple prostitution. Imagine how much inceldom and femceldom we could fix if you could go frick a hot nun or priest in exchange for a donation of money, time, or services to the church.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Religions should bring back temple prostitution
        I don't think that was ever a thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >temple prostitution
        >it's real
        wtf i thought it was hentai only thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, our ancestors had amazing taste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Make its god a mommy gf
      Finally a religion not made for gays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So why havent anyone make a cult to a mommy god?

      Catholics even had a mommy splinter sect called the Cathars. They were exterminated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every god should be a mommy, it only makes sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      You're the one that sundered the world giant b***h. Why the frick am I tiny now?

      is she really giant? asking for a friend

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're the one that sundered the world giant b***h. Why the frick am I tiny now?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather create an entire new race of half-Rava/half-crystal children with you.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who dat? Educate me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some b***h who blew up reality and sharded all over it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zodiark did literally nothing wrong and would have fixed everything if she didn't ape out

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woman ruins everything

    checks out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ruins
      did you play the same game everyone else did?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        let the incel larp about his real life experience with women

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        let the incel larp about his real life experience with women

        didn't she frick up by not just explaining what happened on Elpis - memory loss was a fricking thing Emet knew happened to him so her story would be plausible to them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          man you Venat haters have some of the lowest IQ imaginable
          it's almost impressive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            okay but that doesn't answer my question

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its ok anon who cares if you cause a time paradox and make things even worse

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >mild tanlines on mommy breasts
              HNGGGGGH
              i love watching older movies because of this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >tit veins
              HOLY—

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Hermes wipes everyone's memories so they wouldn't have an advantage and it would be "fair"
            >Venat keeps everyone's memories wiped because otherwise they would be disadvantaged
            Hmm...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you didnt play the game at all shitposter

              the only way to regain your memory was to die next time actually pay attention

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still no argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nice double down idiot you're an embarassement

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still nothing but ad hominem

                keep it up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't know what ad hom even fricking means
                yep, confirmed moronic

                no that is not ad hom either

                Lyse is because many people dislike her for reasons. Alisaie is somewhat the same but she gets plenty of love since she's forced as hell.

                [...]
                They were already killing themselves to feed Zodiark.

                >because many people dislike her for reasons
                >many people
                a few hyper contrarians on Ganker are not "many people"
                a small handful of hot take streamers on twitch are not "many people"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's name-calling in lieu of an argument
                so it is exactly what that is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you literally don't know what it means

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >literally

                shut the frick up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                are you the same dude who spergs out when people mention Y'shtola's boyfriend Runar?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wow you don't get it

                You didn't HAVE an argument
                Let's say you did, someone dismissing your argument AND calling you moronic is not an ad hom
                fricking dumbass moronic homosexual
                learn what words fricking mean before spouting them like a pseude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still doing it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If only there was some kind of memory-reading power they could use on demand to reveal Venat's memories of the truth or something...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                hermes was the only one who could use it, next time play the game instead of crying about venat because she's a woman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >hermes was the only one who could use it
                >despite the fact that Venat taught WoL how to use it on command

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are literally writing headcanon to fit your ideals you're too far gone dude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For some reason he thinks the guy was refering to Kairos, but ironically proved HE was the story skipper because the dude was talking about the Echo

                you are literally writing headcanon to fit your ideals you're too far gone dude

                you don't even know what the frick is being talked about, shut the frick up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the echo
                >fricking any ascian can use it
                The echo was a combination of the travelers ward (immunity to tempering) and precognition both of witch came from hydaelyn and there is no evidence other ascians could do it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Come, let us show these mortals the power of the Echo!
                You're a dumb motherfricker aintcha?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The echo lets (You) see the memories of other sundered people and places randomly
                Hydaelyn literally shows you it's just a matter of aether manipulation, which not all ancients were equally proficient in. Emet does the reverse when he makes Amaurot "live" again, projecting his own memories into the world. There's no evidence that many ancients could just read each other's minds, but if they could, they would probably choose not to or have forbidden it in their so-called perfect society

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                my fricking god you are moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hermes was the only person who can use the echo?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                coco for cocopuffs, luney tunes remake 2022 right here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tell everyone
                >they beat the shit out of hermes and kick him out
                >he goes school shooter anyways
                did you not fricking pay attention to the dialogue that literally explicitly says while investigating the cause of the final days that if hermes has something to do with it, the convocation could very well turn on him
                now imagine if they knew not only he had a hand in causing it, actively AIDED AND ABETTED THE FRICKING THING THAT IS GOING TO DO IT AND USED KAIROS TO WIPE EVERYONE'S MEMORIES IN THE FIRST PLACE

                god it's like you don't fricking listen, or can even use your brain

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anti-venat people also don't understand lime-loops. You don't have to like it but since this is a weird time loop story if Venat went off the beaten path AT ALL she risks causing a butterfly effect wherein the WoL never shows up to Elpis and thus Venat never knows what to do or how to attempt to stop Meteion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                funny enough you don't understand time loop either
                nothing that happens while you're in the past has any effect on the outcome of the future, because whatever you did, they did, anyone did, HAPPENED already
                because
                it's
                a
                time
                LOOP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's kinda of my point moron kun, if she did anything else then she would have done anything else so we wouldn't have gone back to tell her to do something etc etc. If you guys understand that, why do you anti-Venat morons even suggest doing anything else? Also this is why I hate time loops in narratives, they're complete fricking balls.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't G'raha prove that the timeline can just split without any retroactive paradoxes? Meaning they'd get a new timeline while WoL would just return to his complete timeline anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, which is my main complaint about this time travel. They used the one thing that can jump timelines and create an alternate loop and they don't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Hermes wiped their memories of all that because if they knew they'd have the advantage and be prepared for the trial they were about to face, unlike the creations on Elpis.

                It's almost as though having their memories hidden was, like, bad for their odds or something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except he only wiped their memories because if they knew about Meteion they'd have an unfair advantage compared to all the other specimens in Elpis, and he was treating it like an unbiased experiment because he's autistic

                Except that Hermes was the only one of the Unsundered to create anything that could not only see, but use Dynamis in any real way, and even HE didn't understand much of Dynamis at all. He was a failed researcher who let out Meteions sisters out into the wild blue yonder without any checks or balances nor means to control Meteions connection to her sisters. That in itself is beyond fricking dangerous with ANY experiment, and he just ignored all of that because he was so depressed that he wanted to find something out there in the universe that could spark his joy, and found only despair.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That in itself is beyond fricking dangerous with ANY experiment, and he just ignored all of that because he was so depressed that he wanted to find something out there in the universe that could spark his joy, and found only despair.
                And that's why it was great to see Emet call his stupid ass out on it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except he only wiped their memories because if they knew about Meteion they'd have an unfair advantage compared to all the other specimens in Elpis, and he was treating it like an unbiased experiment because he's autistic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >on-demand
                Cutscene-skipping moron. The Echo activates at the worst times left and right and is fully autonomous for the WoL. There have been multiple instances where other characters have to stall for the WoL because they're having a flashback seizure at an inopportune moment.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >cutscene-skipping moron accuses others of skipping cutscenes
                Every time. Try actually paying attention in Elpis.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The WoL is not a fricking full powered ancient

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you didn't play the game
                post your ultimate clears

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >new ip
                Post yours

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > Ultimate clears are the qualifier for playing the game

                > Only a few thousand in the world have cleared

                Guess it's a dead game then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Wow if only ancients had access to super truth telling magic.
                Oh wait

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I love her, but they're right. She fricked up by keeping shit to herself.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you're moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She didn’t want to tell them because Hermes is an unhinged genius and if he ended up alienated because the rest of the convocation knew he was the one who started the entire problem then there’s no telling what he might do. Since he erased his own memory too he remained the best hope of solving the problem he created as well, as long as his volatile depressive state was kept in check. This is the guy who figured out memory erasure technology and also proved the existence of a previously hypothetical energy source and even created organisms that run on said energy all in his spare time, something no one else in their society had managed even with immortal lives to spend working on it. They needed his intellect, but any sort of mistrust or secrecy towards him would have driven him off the deep end again, he’s smart enough to know when he’s being lied to. Also the sundering was going to happen anyway because of us going back in time and telling Venat she did it anyway, the point of the time loop is that it had to happen that way and had no beginning nor end, as each side of the loop is reliant on the other to occur. Nothing anyone did differently would have caused a different outcome.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty fricking simple
          WoL shows up in front of Venat
          Tells her that she's the most important thing in their life that is made up of everyone split into still sentient and sapient beings
          they metaphorically bang
          After events unfold, Venat is both
          A) not wanting to delete your timeline
          B) really sick and tired of the ancient society's shit when they almost immediately prove they have no will to change things for the better without making a machine that blends them back into aether for the sake of "fixing" things

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Le one timeline loop headcanon
            How is it that hydaelyngays constantly ignore the ingame lore while simping?
            No other group of morons does this, even SB apologiats at least try to make sense.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do simps simp and flood simp threads of a simp expansion
              We may never find an answer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're partially right, but it was the bird girl and her high functioning autist creator who ruined everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah my point is she did NOTHING after that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mutt cope

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that one thread on the OF seething about venat is gold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7GvSS8J.jpg

      Be a good boy and sunder the world for mommy

      I want to run my tongue around her large areolae.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What thread? Post screencaps, sounds funny.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIV: Endwalker

      Most of it is modded or fanart.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

      • 2 years ago
        Sauceman

        its ok anon who cares if you cause a time paradox and make things even worse

        venat is the ultimate mommy

        let the incel larp about his real life experience with women

        that one thread on the OF seething about venat is gold

        https://i.imgur.com/7GvSS8J.jpg

        Be a good boy and sunder the world for mommy

        Mommy venat!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    venat is the ultimate mommy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THATS A NIPPLE ON A SFW BOARD?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its ok if its mommys nipples

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im glad you showed us what a nipple looks like anon /s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry anon, I'm on my way to cover that nipple with my tongue!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      careful it came out, let me move it using my mouth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nipple has been up for 9 hours
      I genuflect.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok mommy I'll do it, but only if you let me taste some of your milky titty milk

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick these hoes of light

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Omega did nothing wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dude male and female lmao
        >doesn't use sex
        dumb moron tin can

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing I'm going to sunder is that ass.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question? Why do Lyse never get any love? Blond tomboy? That’s gold. Same with Alisae? Also a tomboy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lyse is because many people dislike her for reasons. Alisaie is somewhat the same but she gets plenty of love since she's forced as hell.

      Venat didn't trust other Amaurothians, why do you guys think she killed them all?

      And the game doesn't pretend like she was in the right either, you literally get the option to call her on her bullshit this recent patch.

      They were already killing themselves to feed Zodiark.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And then she went to kill the remaining before Zodyarc got stronger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe all FF14 players just have a mommy fetish.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          next exactly our fault

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mommies are best women

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All video game players have mommy issues

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is a dedicated Lysegay on /ffg/

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Venat didn't trust other Amaurothians, why do you guys think she killed them all?

    And the game doesn't pretend like she was in the right either, you literally get the option to call her on her bullshit this recent patch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think there was just a gun to her head. She knew the star needed to have its aether reduced, and she didn't like the Convocation's plan of sacrificing tons of their descendants to resurrect the dead of the past, so she killed two birds with one stone.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unraping people is immoral.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw ywn motorboat Venat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in an AU Venat simply loses her powers as Hydaelyn and becomes a scion
      >also the game has romance options and she's one of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Emet and Hythlo get to die normally and will eventually be reborn
        >Venat's aether is somehow mega gone forever, no rebirth, no nothing
        Fricking fujos I swear

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Venat became a primal, you could technically bring her back. Same with Zody.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought fujo-prime and yoshi-p elaborated that she's super duper gone?

            That will be retconned like many other things were before.

            Hopefully, the whole thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >you could technically bring her back

            Resummoning a primal doesn't bring back the same "entity"
            You could not summon another primal on the same level of zodiark or hyd because the either used was literally more than exists in the source

            That's kinda of my point moron kun, if she did anything else then she would have done anything else so we wouldn't have gone back to tell her to do something etc etc. If you guys understand that, why do you anti-Venat morons even suggest doing anything else? Also this is why I hate time loops in narratives, they're complete fricking balls.

            >That's kinda of my point moron kun
            no it isn't
            you said the exact complete opposite of that

            >if she did anything else
            which she couldn't have, because that's not how time loop works
            you literally said an entirely different time travel paradox solution of different timelines branching off and having a different reality exist in it

            >why do you anti-Venat morons
            where did it ever imply that i was anti-venat?
            you just don't understand time loop

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >where did it ever imply that i was anti-venat?
              Cause you're moronic, you Black folk stick out like a sore thumb

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Cause you're moronic, you Black folk stick out like a sore thumb
                I'm moronic because you don't understand something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That will be retconned like many other things were before.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Emet and Hythlodeaus are waiting for you to die so you three can go on space adventures together when you are reborn.

          Emet will get repeatedly summoned, help us out, get mad at us for reviving him and then kill himself again because the fricker just wants this all to be over but Azem's job is to torment him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >because the fricker just wants this all to be over but Azem's job is to torment him.
            >tfw Azem (pre-sundering) somehow shows up and Emet gets to deal with double Azems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [Spoiler]Artist is stormcow if you want to find the full version [/spoiler]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blessed anon.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile people ignore hermes that started everything because he makes their prostate vibrate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hermes is a fricking idiot and his sundered selfs easily driven to clownish nihilism levels, nobody been denying that fact.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She won in the end. Humanity overcame despair and is stronger for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone was happy and more than grateful to be alive before hermes though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the reason why the problem started. Because someone like Hermes dared to question the way Aetherians lived and didn't care about death.
        A person like him was all that civilization needed to start falling apart in it's philosophy.
        He also got angry they wanted to take away his birb dicky.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean sure you can question it but killing everyone seems a bit moronic and selfish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >more than grateful to be alive
        >treated death like a funny joke

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          death like a funny joke
          If that were true than they wouldn't have minded the end days dumbass.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hermes frick up bad
    >venet frick up good

    fricking coomers

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mommies won this expansion deal with it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick did you do that to her ears?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably a premade pose, a lot of elezen posters use them and then forget to fix the ears afterwards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God we need more Amaelie content.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only a few hours more lads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God we need more Amaelie content.

      >Arrive at her house
      >Sends her kids off to their rooms to check out some present she got them
      >Tells all the servants to go off and do their work and remember: this meeting with you never happened if her husband happens to ask
      >Turns to you
      >"Now, let's talk in private."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe as frick.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do people still not understand the Elpis storyline and why Venat did things the way she did them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They haven't played the game, they skipped cutscenes, or they're shitposting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brain damage is the only explanation because it's so straight forward

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If you don't agree with the direction of the story that means you didn't understand it!
      I'm increasingly convinced that anyone parroting this line is a falseflagging "XIV IS A CULT!!!" shitposter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, you people quite literally don't understand shit
        this thread is fricking evidence of that fact

        shut the frick up and next time take your finger off the escape key

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ->no argument
          Whatever you say shitposter. Are you just mad your pog viera thread got no replies?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no goddess mommy to travel the world with

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post more ffxiv lewds my dudes.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the echo can return erased memories now

    holy shit my sides are sundered this is grade A fanfiction

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this new lore? i quit after the first "raid" of 4 bosses with totally not sire denathrius

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shitposers writing their headcanons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >is this new lore? i quit after the first "raid" of 4 bosses with totally not sire denathrius
        Based skipper who can't even remember the ending to a game he probably spent 100+ hours playing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Venat's memories were never erased, speedreader-kun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who said anything about returning memories moron, it was always about proving Venat's memories as real, other people can see the echo if they're able to, Venat could give Emet the ability if he didn't already have it, cope and seethe tard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can't read memories that have been blasted by aether you fricking moron
        all you'd see is a black picture

        holy shit stop SKIPPING
        STOP
        STOP SKIPPING AND THEN COMING INTO THREADS LIKE YOU KNOW SHIT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Venat's memories were never blasted dumbo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing happened to Venat or the WoL's memories, Jesus Christ you're a fricking mongoloid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >moron got btfo thinking people talking about the echo were talking about kairos.
      >Tries to pretend people were talking about restoring memories instead of showing Venat's to the convocation
      Low IQ Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesn't you moron. It just lets you view them from others. Erased memories returning has only happened when someone has been fricking dead or in the aether. Because you can remember your various lifetimes in THOSE situations. This was the case even with Ascians who were elevated by the main 3. Stop pretending you even fricking understand and can judge the lore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which part are you even talking about? Do you mean Hades and Hythlodaeus' blocked memories? That was explained by Sharlayan grandpa's classroom lecture you cutscene skipper. They literally sit you down in a classroom and explain that magic can block memories but that scholars believe said memories return when the person in question dies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Emet literally gloats that he has died before in his rant before you fight him. Why didn't he get his memories back then? Why didn't the reconstructed Hythlodaeus in Shadowbringers's Amurot recognize and know the WoL? Why doesn't Hades remember everything if he died before Shadowbringers even started and had to inhabit a clone of his younger self?

        Ishikawa is a good writer who doesn't make things up as she goes at all, clearly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ascians don’t die the same way everyone else does, they get ejected from their bodies until a new suitable one is found. The guy who explains that memories coming back when people die says it’s explicitly because of them returning to the aetherial sea, something Ascians are explicitly said not to do all the way back in 2.5 or whenever it was that Moon Breeder showed up. Ascians only go to the aetherial sea when we kill them with a highly concentrated burst of light to offset their shadow nature, otherwise they literally can’t go to the aetherial sea and will stick around their little shadow pocket dimension until a new body they can use comes into contact with a corrupted crystal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Emet literally gloats that he has died before in his rant before you fight him. Why didn't he get his memories back then?
          What? He was referring to inhabiting human bodies and letting them live out their natural lives until their death. That's not an Ascian death. He's still very much alive. All those times Ascians had their body destroyed and showed up later, they weren't dying. This is basic lore covered in probably every single expansion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This dood didn't watch the ARR Minfilia power point presentation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Emet has never died as in he's never been sent to the aetherial sea. The reconstructed Hythlodaeus is just that, an imitation made by Emet who wouldn't know anything that he doesn't currently know. The sundered Ascians are given their memory crystals in order to get them to remember who they are and those don't contain memories that were erased, Hermes only starts to piece it back together when he's dead again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Emet literally gloats that he has died before in his rant before you fight him. Why didn't he get his memories back then?
          He didn't die. Ascians move from mortal body to mortal body like changing their clothes. He's talking about living out "mortal lives".
          >Why didn't the reconstructed Hythlodaeus in Shadowbringers's Amurot recognize and know the WoL?
          Are you joking? That wasn't Hythlo. It was an approximation Emet made of him based off his memories.
          >Why doesn't Hades remember everything if he died before Shadowbringers even started and had to inhabit a clone of his younger self?
          Again, he never died before Shadowbringers, this is covered in the game all the way back to 2.0 how this works.
          >Ishikawa is a good writer who doesn't make things up as she goes at all, clearly.
          This isn't even her lore you're talking about at this point. You're talking about things in the game that have been around since before she even started writing.

          You could skip through 75% of the cut scenes in the game and have a better understanding than this of what's going on and why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the echo can return erased memories now
      Lol, have you already forgotten the ending? They specifically state in the Elpis ark and at the end of the game that once a soul starts its journey back to the star, it was theorized (and then proven towards the end of Ultima Thule) that any magical manipulation of form or memory would dissapate. The echo has frickall to do with that.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so what the frick was Hermes deal?
    >I think no matter what even if a living being is flawed its life should not be arbitrarily cut short but instead at least given a chance to prosper and I hate mankind just throwing away life with no second thought
    >This also includes people considering him not wanting to become the next Fandaniel because it means the death of the current one
    >Oh so all life is flawed? Well I think then we should start a fricking apocalypse and kill everyone
    The only logical explanation is him trying to go for the "well you judged if other living beings are fit to be alive so let's see how you like it being judged yourself" since he says something akin to that but even then to have someone that apparently cherished and loved all life decide to fricking murder everyone to make a point is a bit of a stretch.

    I straight up don't understand, it looks like his entire character just went 180 degrees in the other direction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Oh so all life is flawed? Well I think then we should start a fricking apocalypse and kill everyone
      >The only logical explanation is him trying to go for the "well you judged if other living beings are fit to be alive so let's see how you like it being judged yourself"
      correct
      it's not that he's saying it as if it's his own beliefs, he's turning it on his fellows because that's how THEY think
      also it's the point when the character has a full mental breakdown, they're not supposed to be thinking logically anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was tilted and defaulted to testing the worthiness of life itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn’t want to start an apocalypse and kill everyone, he realised that intelligent life is just as flawed as other life after hearing Meteion’s report and decides that mankind should undergo the same tests as the animals they synthesise on Elpis to see if they’re any different from the multitudes across the cosmos who came before, and if they deserve to hold dominion over all other life on the star. He erases his own memory of this as well, to ensure that there is no bias in his or anyone else’s actions and that, whatever the final result is, it will be a fair determination. It’s only after the sundering that his source shard becomes Amon in ancient Allag and his experiences there turn him into a supreme nihilist, then Emet shows up one day and ascends him into the new Fandaniel and he regains his memories as Hermes pre-sundering. In his own words, he doesn’t even consider himself to be the same person as Hermes, but being given these memories of someone who tried and failed to prove life had merit further reinforces his nihilistic beliefs as Amon, and he decides to wait until the unsundered are all killed by the WoL and he can go frick with Zodiark with no resistance.

      So Hermes himself never wanted everyone to die, he just wanted mankind to be tested and if they were found lacking then they would die as a consequence. It was only his shard Amon who wanted to kill everyone, but that’s because he’s already lead a fricked up life even before the unsundered came and told him he was actually an immortal shadow man and then put the memories of Hermes into him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really like how they actually handled how different Hermes was from his reincarnated Amon form, its something not handled that often whenever something uses reincarnation as a point, like just because you were like that in a past life doesn't mean you'll be the exact same the next time due to different life experiences.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay so what the frick was Hermes deal?

      Couldn't accept that the utopia he worked for had double standards and didn't appreciate or treasure other life the way he did. Hermes' role is to design life to make Etheirys' surface flourish, but if the Convocation rejects almost every concept he puts forward, he has to be the one that "unmakes" it, effectively pushing him down the path of a disturbed murderer more and more.

      And yeah he uses it back on them/Emet-Selch when he sends Meteion out into space. If you judge life how you see fit why the frick shouldn't i do the same knowing the knowledge i have now of the cosmos above? With it's barren expanse and limitless despair constantly testing the validation of mankind's existence.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people ignore the fact that Venat literally says that the reason she doesn’t want to tell Emet the truth is so they can secure Hermes’ cooperation? He’s a super genius but extremely unstable, he’ll know if the rest of the convocation are hiding something from him if she tells them the truth and there’s no telling what he’ll do if he feels isolated and singled out (isolation is part of why he created Meteion in the first place), so the number one priority is ensuring he feels like he belongs and is part of the convocation. He’s amongst the smartest people in their society and because he created the crisis they’re trying to stop in the first place, he should be able to figure out how to solve it as long as he isn’t given reason to fall into another depressive nihilistic episode. Of course it ultimately doesn’t matter since the nature of the time loop means that the future that the WoL came from to reach the past in Elpis must come to pass no matter what anyone does, so Venat’s decision to keep the events at Ktisis secret didn’t mean much anyway and she eventually gives in to the future you told her about and becomes Hydaelyn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do people ignore the fact
      because they skip and think they know anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Hermes said that wiping their memories was to even the playing field for his test. Meanwhile Venat offers the exact opposite logic, the idea you're reiterating, that they would actually be worse off with knowledge of the situation. Obviously they both can't be right.

      The fact is that Venat agreed with the terms of Hermes test and says herself that the challenge is accepted, and later also declares that mankind has failed, which leads to the sundering. The Omega quests even directly draws the parallel between them and calls out the cognitive dissonance of hating Hermes and loving Venat even though they did the same things for the same reasons.

      Unfortunately speedreaders can't recognize any of this and so have no idea why Hermes is Ishikawa's favorite character.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the echo can restore memories

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! THIS IS FRICKING GOLD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit more please

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    venat fricks shotas btw

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets btfo
    >thinks Venat's memories were erased by Kairos
    >goes back to pretending people were talking about the echo restoring emet's memory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >confusing multiple people as one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Multiple people are paint huffing morons then. Are you one of those paint huffing morons who thinks venat's memories were erased?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YES MOMMY I'M MOMMY'S BRAVE LITTLE SPARK

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I think we should start the end times in order to test if mankind is capable of stopping it
    >No, I won't sacrifice myself to stop the end times LMAO

    >I think we should sunder everyone in order to stop the end times
    >No, I won't sunder myself to stop the end times LMAO
    I genuinely hate both of these Black folk just for this reason alone.
    Like yeah, Hermes didn't remember he started this shit and Venat probably figured she's more useful unsundered but it still makes me seethe that those homosexuals demanded everyone else makes some grand sacrifice for their cause while they're not willing to sacrifice themselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair it doesn't seem like being the mommy crystal was all too pleasant. Hermes is a shitter sure but but at least Venat spend a shitton of time just waiting until someone competent showed up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>No, I won't sunder myself
      Venat is literally sundered
      holy fricking shit
      SKIPPERS LITERALLY GODDAMN EVERYWHERE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hermes didn't remember he started the end times, also it's not like Emet-Selch did either for all his high horse spiel through SHB and the Elpis part of EW. Hermes also ended up sundered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is that Venats bullshit in the long run atleast worked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Venat IS sundered. She made herself the heart of Hydaelyn for two reasons (probably)
      1: She met the player in the past and knew that she needed to make sure that what we told her during the events in Elpis all came to be, otherwise the timeline would be fricked and all of her work might have been pointless. Making herself the heart of Hydaelyn would allow her direct control over its actions which would allow her to take a more direct role if needed to course correct the timeline
      2: (As far as I can remember) The creation magic that made Hydaelyn and Zodiark needs a "heart" to function, otherwise the magic would not work. (It could also have been a pre-caution to make sure that there were total control exerted on the creations to protect it from the corruption of Dynamis that fricked with almost all other creations and creation magic on the planet at the time)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Venat is not sundered dumbass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought she sundered herself as Hydaelyn when she sundered Zodiark? That's how I interpreted it anyway

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No she didn't sunder herself. If she did that she wouldn't have been able to keep Zodiark in stasis.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This homie thinks Ishikawa cares about consistency in her writing lmao

              moronic speedreader.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moronic speedreader.

                How does that make any sense? How did she sunder herself and still have enough power to keep Zodiark in check? How come she never told anyone about Meteion? She should have made a religion dedicated to studying dynamis. Why didn't she tell the lopporitts to build transportation to the moon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moronic speedreader.

                Does anyone know what it says in JP?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sundered Hydaelyn wouldn't be strong enough to contain sundered Zodiark, she's unsundered, that's why every rejoining fricks her over, Zodiark is exponentially more powerful so as he regains his shards she weakens

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >she's unsundered, that's why every rejoining fricks her over, Zodiark is exponentially more powerful so as he regains his shards she weakens
              From what I understood she is sharded, just like everyone else. The threat isn't that Zodiark gets stronger than her every time he rejoins (since he is stronger than her either way) it's that the "prison" keeping him in stasis gets closer and closer to failing each time he gets a powerup.

              I mean, what this anon posted:

              moronic speedreader.

              is what I'm basing this off, but I can see how the "Zodiark, Herself, and the star" part can confuse people

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is she was sharded too, then shouldn't she be getting stronger with every calamity too? And if she wasn't unsundered, why does she call herself "the last of her kind" later on?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moronic speedreader.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Venat is for making tender love to in missionary with her arms around your back, legs around your hips, and breath against your ear as you give her deep gentle slow thrusts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly Japanese doesn't think mature women are relationship material and America hates attractive females in general.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Both of them can get fricked.

        Agreed but Venat is also for soft domming.

        I'd love to let her be on top riding me and not letting me hold or touch her until she allows me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed but Venat is also for soft domming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Venat is for making tender love to in missionary with her arms around your back, legs around your hips, and breath against your ear as you give her deep gentle slow thrusts.
      Ew dude, she's my mom.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to frick your mom

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pls no

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THOU MUST LIVE, DIE, AND KNOW

    THOUS MUST COPE, SEETHE, AND MALD

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea who that is because I skipped the shitty story.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actually I'm glad about this thread because I was wondering about one thing.
    I get why Venat did Sundering but HOW did she do the Sundering?
    Could any (or at least relatively powerful) Ascian just decide to Sunder everyone at any point?
    Did only she have that some sort of special power? Was this ever explained then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think she had her own group of followers who essentially turned her into Hydaelyn to sunder the world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean during Endwalker we're shown memory feagment of her not as Hydaelyn yet just using her sword to Sunder everyone.
        Unless that wasn't meant to be literal but it seemed to be.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That flashback is an extremely abridged and abstracted retelling of the events that took place over a much longer period of time with more people involved. She had her own followers who basically did the same thing to her as the ascians did to Zodiark.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She probably had some currently hidden power up during that cutscene or sundering the world can be done with creation magic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was established in Shadowbringers by Emet-Selch that there was a splinter faction of people who supported the Hydaelyn plan and who gave their aether and lives in sacrifice to summon her, we just didn’t see them in EW because the scene where the sundering occurs was choreographed just to look cool and transition into WALK rather than being an actual depiction of the event. Even though they were only a splinter group compared to the vast majority of the population who were pro-Zodiark, I’m assuming Hydaelyn was able to overpower Zodiark purely because that was her sole purpose and her only real function, unlike Zodiark himself who has to have the power to alter reality on and around Etheirys in perpetuity forever. Basically Hydaelyn is a perfect counter to Zodiark with zero utility outside that one purpose (besides abilities Venat already had like the traveler’s ward) so they were able to achieve that result with fewer sacrifices.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's an entire 20 minute cutscene dedicated to this very fricking purpose

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will now play your game. How often do you see mommies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Voice only for the first 200 hours then she's an actual character for part of the latest expansion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Geh! Mommy!! 200 hours of telephone call to see mommy?!

        Not often. Most female characters get written out of the story once their initial purpose is through. The only female with lasting prominence is a flat boygirl who has about 20x as much screentime as every other female character combined

        Does the boygirl worth the time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not often. Most female characters get written out of the story once their initial purpose is through. The only female with lasting prominence is a flat boygirl who has about 20x as much screentime as every other female character combined

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the new writers tone down the sausage party, shit has been a fujofest ever since Stormblood ended.
        6.1 focusing on the blind cat is a good start.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think the compromise is that we get one questline (the Twelve raid) for fujos and the other for everyone else.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Heavily implied that they will make Nophica a dude.
            There is nothing sacred for the fujos.
            If they are going to genderswap characters, it should be Halone and Oschon so Oschon can get a Nymian themed second phase.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              post her in-game model

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          simp cuck

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mommygays are almost as pathetic as footgays, fricking losers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      projection

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What projection, just look at this thread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you triggered so hard by men who are attracted to older experienced women?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because you frickers are annoying as frick, just like footgays

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, son, you're more fragile than an sjw.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How exactly am I fragile for saying you gays are annoying exactly?

                How do you feel about midgets

                They're disgusting

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How do you feel about midgets

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                TIL Pokimaine is a fricking midge

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Everybody forgets that Krile was taken aback that Thancred wasn't trying to rail her when they first met, which implies that Thancred has no problem mashing the taters.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thancred also wants to rail his "daughter" so maybe he just likes dicky.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to sunder her womb.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather frick this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tfw no giant feo ul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tfw no giant feo ul

      Stupid sexy fairy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Initially found her voice grating and annoying
      >Soon it's the stuff of diamond tier boners
      I don't get what happened. I love her though.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Resets and maintenances shouldn't drift just because Japan doesn't have summer savings

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meteia cloaca

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zodiark was cuter than you, prostitute of light

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OK!

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did nothing wrong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes she did.
        She covered that body the entire time we saw her with that ugly rag

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do I have to do to get a Lala gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pick one up and put it in your backpack.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it legal to kidnap lalafells now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only if she occasionally pokes her head out to make fun of people like Kazooie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just hope she doesn't shit out eggs at people.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But what if I really need to find a Jiggy

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'd be less annoyed with Graham if we could get a fricking break from him, he's been up our ass from the moment he joined the group. Shelve him for like a patch or two, you don't have to write him out completely but for the love of god we need a fricking break.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We need a new cast for the next expansion.
      ShB and EW had the exact same party except for one person, and some characters like Thancred and Fujocat already have their character arc done and over.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thancred should have actually died on Ultima Thule

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have a feeling we're going to get stuck with the twins again, but they're going to be a few years older. They've hinted at it with Alisae repeatedly but we definitely need new ones. Maybe some actual women or gruff men rather than beautiful man #3247. Ishikawa's writing is great generally but holy shit does she have some problems.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are quite literally never going to age up the twins because they don't want to risk people hating it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC it was mentioned by Urianger that Elezen don’t finish growing until they’re in their mid 20s or so (though they live past 100 on average so it evens out) so the twins being 16 means they could reasonably have the whole story take place across almost a decade and have the twins change very little in that time. That line was probably only added specifically to justify them keeping the twins young looking no matter how far they stretch the story out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't be surprised if 6.3 is going to conclude the voidsent story but also ends with the WoL experiencing time dilation in the thirteenth like what happened in the first to the scions. It could create a transitional point between story lines so time can pass without the player changing.

            The only way I can see the twins getting aged up is SE making a better proportioned Elezen model.
            Full-on giraffe twins would be disgusting.

            The asset overhaul for 7.0 it's the perfect time to rework major characters. Though I don't want to get my hopes up with them actually fixing how stupid some of the larger races/models look.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I’m not sure if 6.3 will be the conclusion this time around since they’ve said that all of the EW patches are set up for the next expansion rather than just the last two. So even if we get an MSQ trial in 6.3 with a climactic battle I don’t think they’ll wrap up this storyline in just three patches, seeing as the void is a major element of the setting that has been around since 1.0 and this seems like setup to the next expansion. We’ll probably deal with the thirteenth properly in 7.0 but for 6.X we’re getting ready to explore it and setting up reasons to visit whatever other places we’ll visit in 7.0 (plus I’m assuming we’ll find Azdaja in 6.X and not 7.0).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My pet theory is that the new arc is going to be about finding a way to rejoin the shards that doesn't involve mass genocides and fixing the 13th will be the first step on that road.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt we’ll rejoin them since that by definition involves everyone in them dying, but I’m sure we’ll find a way to reach them and basically open up travel and communication between them. Making the world bigger in a way. It would tie in nicely with the themes the story already has about us being stronger together with our differences than all homogenous and the same as each other. Every reflection will have unique cultures and people who make the world a better place because of their differences, and not because they got absorbed back into their source self.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm afraid they're gonna make one of the shards a "modern" setting if they do this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The 8th is one of the remaining shards, watch them base it on FF8’s setting and have an NPC be like “what the hell is a Gunbreaker, you mean SeeD right?”

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking of the remaining reflections, we have the Fourth, the Eighth, the Ninth, the Eleventh, and the Thirteenth (Void) left to explore, as all the others (except the Source and the First which we’ve already explored) were destroyed in Rejoinings.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the Eleventh
                Really low hanging crossover fruit there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly my thoughts. Even if it’s not the Vana’diel from XI, they’ll 100% call the place Vana’diel we will 100% fight villains called the Shadowlord and Promathia. They simply will not be able to help themselves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well if this is the route we're going with then thank god the Thirteenth got wiped out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the world of XIII was consumed by Darkness/Chaos
                It actually frickin checks out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the world of XIII was consumed by Darkness/Chaos
                It actually frickin checks out

                but the 13th is full of references to IV

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                One of them is going to have a Midgar type city when we do travel there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The shard worlds, while numbered, don't really reflect specific Final Fantasy games from what we've seen. It's not like the First had any place called Cornelia with Garlond or anything like that. We're now getting FF4 references out the wazoo for the Thirteenth shard of all of them. Running with the Thirteenth for a second, we've had a FF13 crossover with Lightning and she didn't once mention any flood of darkness or void world issues.

                I do think it would be fun if the shards correlated with other FF games, but it just isn't the case more often than not. The only major exception I can think of is fighting the FF1 protag (sort of) in the First.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah I know that, I’m just memeing. The only correlation between the shards and mainline FF games is that the rejoining which caused a shard to be wiped out was based on a calamity or world ending event from that mainline FF game. So for example the Tenth was wiped out by a rejoining caused by the element of water overpowering the others (like Sin from FF10), the Second was wiped out by wind overpowering the other elements (like the cyclone from FF2), and the Seventh was wiped out by fire overpowering the other elements (like Meteor from FF7). That’s IIRC though, I could have just dreamt that up myself and got confused. One other thing that is definitely true though is that Igeyorhm, the Ascian who fights alongside Lahabrea at the end of Heavensward, has Lightning’s exact hairstyle from FF13 only blue, and Igeyorhm was the one responsible for accidentally overloading the Thirteenth with darkness without creating a similar imbalance in the Source first, failing the rejoining and creating the Void. You can read into that reference in any number of ways.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You only got the tenth being water right.
                The fifth was the one consumed on wind (who is strongly themed by FFV)
                The third was consumed by the calamity involving the crystal tower.
                The seventh calamity joined the seventh shard, who had a meteor as a catalyst.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Our examples for that are two shards that already got massively altered by Ascian intervention, while i do agree mostly theres still the OG WoL in the First, so chances are they still refrence things for certain. (I'll eat a shoe if we go to the Ninth and theres not a rogue with a tail, a black mage and a princess together.)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't that create a bunch of issues if seven times the population of the world all had to share it all at once? There's already constant land disputes as is. There's no way to rejoin the people themselves without killing the shard versions of them, so there is no perfect solution. Plus, there have been characters that beam about how they want to defend the First specifically, or how they want to restore the Thirteenth. These are real places that characters care about and wouldn't want to see vanish, and I think that is a hint that unless any of them are getting destoryed as a plot point, the writers want us to see them as locations with value and merit of their own to defend. They don't want us to only see 'not-Limsa' when we visit Kholusia, for example; they want you to see Kholusia as its own place, just one that reminds you of another.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They know from the shitfest that was worlo's new models that if they frick even the smaller details people will get angry, but I really hope they do something to the less popular races.
              More faces and customization options would be an easy win, unless character creation is another spaghetti mess (who might be, looking at hrothgar having hairs tied to faces for no good reason)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only way I can see the twins getting aged up is SE making a better proportioned Elezen model.
          Full-on giraffe twins would be disgusting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Full-on giraffe twins would be disgusting.
            Literally all the characters that people want to frick in this game have giraffe necks. From elezens to ascians and even cats have freakishly long necks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What pants mod is that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          more

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She wishes her breasts were that big.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like him a lot but I get why people who don’t are fricking sick of him, he’s been a constant since 5.0. His involvement in 6.1 was to be expected due to the involvement of the Students of Baldesion, but there really shouldn’t be any reason for him to have much focus in 6.2 or 6.3. Bring him back after that once the story begins converging on whatever the next expansion will focus on, but rest him for a bit first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he'd have been up my ass for that long.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously? He was BARELY present in 6.0. In the entirety of Endwalker he went to the forbidden archives, ate a burger, used his Exarch experience to calm and lead a crowd to safety and then made his sacrifice. That is all. There are scions that have been around since ARR, but G'raha is the problem, really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But my fujo boogeyman

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the second from the right

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Corvos homes the last garlean population and probably the last legions and is literally garlemalds actual homeland histortically
    >supposedly all the og garleans orignate from there including zenos masters and the reaper order before emet ruined them with magitek and propaganda
    >refuguees go to sharlayan or to the fricking moon instead of just reforming there with maxima or gaius as a leader
    Why? Why does SE hate them so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Garleans are subhuman Black folk that deserve nothing but to get shoved into a shallow unmarked grave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Garleans there are at war with the other inhabitants and it’s not safe? Whenever they bring up Corvos they mention that the natives (the people who booted out the Garleans centuries ago who the Garleans are now trying to boot out) are at war with them and the region was also severely fricked up by the final days like Thavnair was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I expect some sort of garlean/cat conflict about corvos on some future patch or expansion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >yet another zone dedicated to fighting Garlean watching
        Please no

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Corvos and other parts of Ilsabard will be the exploration content for this expansion. We go to Corvos in 6.35, Landis in 6.45, and Nhalmasque in 6.55.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no potato maid gf that lapses into pirate speak when she gets upset

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >these two
      >also the BLM quests
      What is it with femlalas and catboys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh no fujosisters, what if Krile steals G'raha from us?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God imagine the fricking SEETHE from femmoids, I'm at half mast just picturing it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can someone explain miqote seeker name sometimes ignoring the first letter like your pic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a familial/ familiarity thing. Y'shtola's sister calls her Shtola. It's like Japanese people leaving out suffixes like 'chan' and 'kun' for people they're really close with.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I should have included this bit too, so to samegay, the first letter in a Seeker's name is their tribe. Y'shtola and Y'mhitra are of the Y tribe, M'naago is of the M tribe, The first letter is like a surname. No idea what their actual surnames relate to, like Rhul. I can only assume that's your specific family within the clan while the letter is the designation of the wider clan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do we even know any other Seekers with a surname like Yshtola?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                M'naago Rahz, F'lhaminn Qesh, Nashu Mhakaracca, Qhota Nbolo, Loonh Gah, others. Yeah, there's plenty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Female suncats take their last name from the name of their father. Y'shtola Rhul for example can be translated as "Shtola of the Y tribe, daughter of Rhul". I don't remember how males get theirs, though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Only thing that matters there is if you're a virgin sunboy your last name is Tia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the Scholar quests for pure lala on lala love.
        Even if the female is over 1000 years old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they broke up anon

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will these cowards ever allow WoL to have a wife?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should add a dating sim with only unimportant side characters. That way they don't have to worry about it fricking with the MSQ and the side characters often end up being better waifu material than the main characters anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It make side quests interesting again. There was literally no point to doing them after Stormblood.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Venat was acting under the complete assumption what happened in Elpis created an altered time line.
    It wasn't until fannydanny showed up and started to prep for the final days she realized this was the exact same timeline and stared to influence your course.
    Literally in the intro to EW she shows up on the boat and tells you this, but at the time you have no idea what she's babbling about because you lack context.

    ?t=668

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAUCE?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is she?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching female stream Elpis MSQ
    >wets her panties every time Emet appears
    >speedclicks through Venat scenes

    Why do women hate Venat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shit taste, Venat is peak lesbomancy material

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Superior females make them seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will now tell you how women's brain works:
      >she's competition, she's trying to steal Chad's seed
      You now understand women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was talking to this chick in my FC's Discord not too long ago and I offhandedly mentioned that I really enjoyed Venat's role in Endwalker, and she acted so surprised. She was all "oh, god, I couldn't stand her, she was so annoying." When I asked what she disliked about her the girl couldn't even begin to give a coherent answer, it was just this wibbling "I dunno, I'm just really not a fan, skipped most of her scenes." This is someone who skips most cutscenes yet claims she loves the frick out of Emet-Selch, mind you. Has a photo of him hung up in her player owned house over the bed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was talking to this chick in my FC's Discord not too long ago and I offhandedly mentioned that I really enjoyed Venat's role in Endwalker, and she acted so surprised. She was all "oh, god, I couldn't stand her, she was so annoying." When I asked what she disliked about her the girl couldn't even begin to give a coherent answer, it was just this wibbling "I dunno, I'm just really not a fan, skipped most of her scenes." This is someone who skips most cutscenes yet claims she loves the frick out of Emet-Selch, mind you. Has a photo of him hung up in her player owned house over the bed.

      I'm an Emet fan and I like Venat as well, those girls you guys know sound fricking unstable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was talking to this chick in my FC's Discord not too long ago and I offhandedly mentioned that I really enjoyed Venat's role in Endwalker, and she acted so surprised. She was all "oh, god, I couldn't stand her, she was so annoying." When I asked what she disliked about her the girl couldn't even begin to give a coherent answer, it was just this wibbling "I dunno, I'm just really not a fan, skipped most of her scenes." This is someone who skips most cutscenes yet claims she loves the frick out of Emet-Selch, mind you. Has a photo of him hung up in her player owned house over the bed.

      I also know a chick who said they really did not like Venat, but she also thought Meteion was objectively right and that we should all just lie down and die so whatever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can never live up to the standard she sets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women hate other women who they recognize as superior in every possible way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play XIV with my sister and a few of her friends No, we are not doing "that" you fricking coomers
      >She likes Venat as much as I do
      >She also gets her panties wet whenever Emet, G'raha or Thancred is on screen
      >She has a friend who absolutely HATES Venat for some fricking reason
      >Said friend is such a fricking coomer that she writes smut-fiction about most of the male characters in the MSQ, escpecially G'raha

      Some people are just unhinged anon, liking Venat or not seems to come down to "does this get me off?" for some people. Ishikawa also seems to have her finger on the pulse of fem-coomers like my sisters friend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw /xivg/ had a guy who did do the incest
        >had pics to prove it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          better than /feg/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick is /feg/? Another /vg/-central for degenerates, sycophants and dramaprostitutes?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Fire Emblem General, the most degenerate hive of mental illness on /vg/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did they hurt your feelings or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When a group of them get together to get an aunt to molest her tween nephew because she perceives some sort of similarity to a character, yes it hurts my feeling.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post it. That's based and funny as frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pictures or it didn’t happen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post it. That's based and funny as frick.

                I ain't saving that evil to my computer. You find it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I remember when /xivg/ did that too. Good times.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fire emblems Ganker threads are in the running for mental illness too, the games just attracts it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fire Emblem General, the most degenerate hive of mental illness on /vg/

                I can tell you've never been on a Genshin or Wow General.
                Then again, I doubt you've been on /vg/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Genshin is a generic waifuwank general and wow is a dead as frick general overmoderated by a janitor obsessed with the place who routinely has 400+ posts deleted per thread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wowg is unironically hillarious tho
                They legit beloeve they are being raided 24/7

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wowg is legitimately just a collection of unmazed wow players who use it to shitpost, with a schizo furgay who is friends with the janitor there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks /wowg/ is sincere
                lol
                LMAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm only pretending to be a moron
                You look like a moron lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not a single person on /wowg/ believes they're being raided or even play wow anymore, except for the furgays wow panders to now, it's a giant collection of shitposting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You really haven't been there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Genshin's general is just a less autistic NA fgo general, you've never been outside of it if you actually think Genshin is the worst thread on /vg/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You've never been in /vg/ if you somehow think /feg/ is the worst thread so it checks out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't give a single example, points out generic mobile game waifugay general and fricking wowg which hasn't been alive in years
                >n-no you
                Nice argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seething chinkBlack person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean you could kinda say the same for XIV threads to a degree

                >FE threads
                >arguing about muh 3H conflict with spice of "MOMMY RHEA!"
                >XIV threads
                >arguing about muh Final Days conflict with spice of "MOMMY VENAT!"
                Main difference is that FE has more notable waifus since XIV panders harder to husbandogays.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Genshin's general is just a less autistic NA fgo general, you've never been outside of it if you actually think Genshin is the worst thread on /vg/

                You've never been in /vg/ if you somehow think /feg/ is the worst thread so it checks out.

                All /vg/s look the same to me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know which ebin it was?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what was the pairing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Prove it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            /vg/thread/348201549/#348211057

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              At least someone can back up their claims

              [...]
              I ain't saving that evil to my computer. You find it.

              Take note.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many women see more mature and beautiful women as competition. May be a sort of primal thing like with breast envy. Note that the kind of female characters they are usually ok with are those like Alisaie or femlalas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Superior females make them seethe

      I will now tell you how women's brain works:
      >she's competition, she's trying to steal Chad's seed
      You now understand women

      Women hate other women who they recognize as superior in every possible way.

      Many women see more mature and beautiful women as competition. May be a sort of primal thing like with breast envy. Note that the kind of female characters they are usually ok with are those like Alisaie or femlalas.

      Absolute bullshit, I've played with 10+ girls (females) and they all love Venat. The one character females can't possibly understand is Zenos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The one character females can't possibly understand is Zenos.
        Wrong. I've met girls who've creamed themselves at Zenos' return. They love him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They love his looks. Not the real Zenos.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You dont know a lot of women do you?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Women can't relate to autistic behaviours. Same reason why there are so, so, few autistic women compared to men.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are plenty of moronic and aspie women but they are more tolerated by society compared to men.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, they love the idea of a hot, powerfull and psychpathic man making an exeption to them
                Ever wonder why some unironically lust over serial killers and such?
                The "i can fix him" mentality is pretty common on them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did you not see the picture floating around of girls on a dating app throwing themselves at a fake profile of a hot guy saying he was a child sex offender??

            They don't care about Zenos's morals

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do you believe everything you see on the internet?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                my sweet summer child, I bet you also think all the women throwing themselves at high profile criminals are fake too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you believe everything you see on the internet?

                Then let's disregard the internet. Charles Manson. Ted Bundy.

                https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ted-bundy-charles-manson-women-14188211.amp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He must be a zoomer. I remember when the Boston Bombers were reveals moron women were creaming their jeans cause they looked cute

                https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323342/Dzhokhar-Tsarnaev-The-teen-girls-crush-Boston-bomber.html

                but I didn't disagree with you.
                Also a reminder for the uninitiated:
                Average ASMR stream/video catered towards men: Love, affection, cuddling, mommy-play
                Average ASM stream/video catered towards men: Rape, bondage, racism, sexism, work place power dynamic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                2nd asmr line was supposed to be women, but that should be obvious, oops.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He must be a zoomer. I remember when the Boston Bombers were reveals moron women were creaming their jeans cause they looked cute

                https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323342/Dzhokhar-Tsarnaev-The-teen-girls-crush-Boston-bomber.html

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >dailymail

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I googled the 1st link I found. I'm sorry I didn't use the source you preferred

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s fake. There is no way women can love Zenos.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ShB question Why does emet purposely fill the first with light even though elidibus tries to maintain balance in the worlds. wouldnt the first end up like the 13th if emets plan worked? which just makes the whole planet useless?? pls explain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It needs to be done in a controlled manner, and in sync with the source

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ardbert fricked it up. He was supposed to kill Cylva (the Shadowkeeper) but being the absolute good guy he is, spares her life. Arbert goes to BTFO Mitron and Loghrif and light is aspected too strong at this point thus dooming the First.
        It's part of why Ardbert is very depressed the moment you meet him in Heavensward. He did everything right, as a hero is supposed to do, and still lost.

        Elidibus' role could be seen as 'control' or 'failsafe'. If the other Ascians are going too far then he will oppose them, especially after what happened with the Thirteenth, which they do not want a repeat of. However, if all is going according to plan then he will work with the other Ascians and be of the same goal. The Thirteenth went wrong because the Source was not prepared on its end for a rejoining when that shard was consumed by darkness. However, just as the First was poised to be consumed by light, an element of stagnation and stasis, the Source was also being afflicted by the Empire's Black Rose, a bioweapon that stifles aether within a living organism and ends their life through, effectively, stagnation and stillness. Emet-Selch even muses on Black Rose that it might have the 'perfect aspect' for this reason. As it is a poison that is effectively light-aligned in principal, a rejoining with a light-flooded shard like the First would successfully usher in an 8th Rejoining, and so Elidibus was all for the plan on the First and threw his full support behind it, especially after Emet-Selch fell and left him the last of the Unsundered, and in his mind, the last who could possibly accomplish such a task.

        ty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ardbert fricked it up. He was supposed to kill Cylva (the Shadowkeeper) but being the absolute good guy he is, spares her life. Arbert goes to BTFO Mitron and Loghrif and light is aspected too strong at this point thus dooming the First.
      It's part of why Ardbert is very depressed the moment you meet him in Heavensward. He did everything right, as a hero is supposed to do, and still lost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elidibus' role could be seen as 'control' or 'failsafe'. If the other Ascians are going too far then he will oppose them, especially after what happened with the Thirteenth, which they do not want a repeat of. However, if all is going according to plan then he will work with the other Ascians and be of the same goal. The Thirteenth went wrong because the Source was not prepared on its end for a rejoining when that shard was consumed by darkness. However, just as the First was poised to be consumed by light, an element of stagnation and stasis, the Source was also being afflicted by the Empire's Black Rose, a bioweapon that stifles aether within a living organism and ends their life through, effectively, stagnation and stillness. Emet-Selch even muses on Black Rose that it might have the 'perfect aspect' for this reason. As it is a poison that is effectively light-aligned in principal, a rejoining with a light-flooded shard like the First would successfully usher in an 8th Rejoining, and so Elidibus was all for the plan on the First and threw his full support behind it, especially after Emet-Selch fell and left him the last of the Unsundered, and in his mind, the last who could possibly accomplish such a task.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not reading all this, but he's correct.
        You need Source to be ready to take on the falling world. Black Rose was the key for the 13th to not happen again.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Thunder God
    >Tank grabs the tether.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >grab the tether from the tank
      >nobody grabs it from you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally every other tether mechanic in the entire fricking game wants the tanks to grab it
      I can't blame them for it honestly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Said tank dies to auto attacks
      >(You) die to auto attack due to being 2nd on enmity and took the tether before tank
      never taking the tether again, frick you guys

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >travllers ward
    >protects you
    >echo trash
    >nm you can get your body taken cuz the plot demanded it with our pet characters

    trash arc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the literal frick are you even saying

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weird, all the women I know who’ve played Endwalker love Venat. Then again they’re all dykes, the only straight chick I know who plays XIV is still on Stormblood. Meanwhile it’s me and the boys thirsting over Emet (and also Venat).

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her neck so long?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is a 20ft tall ancient proto-human using a modified version of the animation rig developed for elf characters back in 2013.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the idea that Azem is an unapologetic shithead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope we get to learn more about Azem's antics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda doubt it

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could side with Emet and bring the good old days back

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pop pop pop watch the ascian drop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do wonder what’s gonna happen to the remaining Ascians. It’s kinda funny how all the Ascians they showed in the 2.0 ending cinematic ended up being the ones they didn’t use at all in the story, all the important ones who actually did shot were introduced after that point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure they'll find a use for them

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    resub NOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never been unsubbed since arr launch

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE my WIFE VENAT

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't she just shoot the twitterbirds to Mordor?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Twitter is bulletproof

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these cute girls stuck to a shitty MMO
    godammit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      freetrial.finalfantasyxiv.com/

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Venat was a poorly written character and EW was a poorly written story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emet didn’t know any of that, speedreader-kun. His memories were erased.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No shit dumbass of course he didn't know because Venat never bothered to fill him in on what happened.

        >can't even be bothered to do the pasta
        have a (you)

        Shut up fujo writer simp

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick off phone poster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can't even be bothered to do the pasta
      have a (you)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Posting that pasta in every thread isn't going to make it true. Whoever wrote it probably just skipped through all the cutscenes, because otherwise they would know that Kairos wiped Emet's memory.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Kairos wiped Emet's memory.
        You guys are the real speed readers. The ancients conveniently have super truth magic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You missed the lecture by the elf teacher?
          Also that is not how it works, echo looks into the soul, if the memories were blotted out on a soul level the echo does jack shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They can look on Venat's soul dumbass

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The thing is, she was doing her best to avoid a paradox
              She also sorta agreed with hermes in a sense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I understand that but it's poorly written why she would do that. She knew us for one afternoon yet decided we deserved to live more than her entire species

                Her arrival kick-started it when they couldn't answer what was the point of living when they'd already accomplished literally everything.
                Of course every world is fated to die so I'd argue one that accomplishes literally everything and decides to Ra-la themselves on their own terms is better than the heat death of the universe killing Eithrys while everyone kicks and screams but that's a moralgay quandary

                If she never arrived their species would still be around. It's like the writers wanted their cake and eat it too. They should have made ancient society decadent and hedonistic instead of the faultless, idealistic, altruistic and caring society that they are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Eventually they would have just ended up like the gasbag Ea and faded into nothingness out of apathy if Meteion didn't act as an outside source making them realise they really had nothing left in all of reality they could ever do

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Ea are actually the stupidest shit in the universe
                >"Muh heat death of the universe"
                Like that is some grand revalation. It really doesn't make sense when you realize the setting contains time travel, pocket dimensions, plane walking and a multitude of other things that make heat death a non problem to a race supposedly as advanced as the Ea

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Venat was a huge weirdo by ancient standards, she probably connected more with the WoL than any of her people aside maybe azem, wich is also the WoL
                Lots of people gloss over that she was a highly irregular ancient, borderline crazy person tier

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder it only took ONE Ancient to create something that fricked everything up and it was not out of evil intent. Down the road who is to say another ancient who is just a evil dick head doesn’t come along and create something else that is purely designed to kill everything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Now that is an actual good argument unlike most other sunderinggays. I wonder how come the universe hasn't died out sooner if dynamis is that easy to harness.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Implying that time paradoxes exist in XIV after ShB is the ultimate speedreader beacon.
                You can immediately discard everything they post, because that one insane leap of logic cakes everything else in 14 layers of fanfiction.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anal sex with G’raha Tia!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is worse? Garleam self insert larpers or ancient larpers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      garleans are boring. ancients have potential.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any femdom hypno porn with her?

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bust 100 ancient mommy
    >Cat mommy
    >Giraffe mommy
    >Fire mommy

    Good expansion

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ameliance explicitly asks for outfits that would make her husband blush
    where the FRICK do i get a horny elf wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alisae

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not that one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Alphinaud

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            better, but still not tall enough

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              just wait until he hits second puberty, elves have a growth spurt at ~20

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like mother like daughter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >where the FRICK do i get a horny elf wife
      Heavensward? Alisae's been with the WoL for a long time Anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why do so many people hate her? she's perfect wife material.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SHE'S JUST A CHILD YOU SICK FRICK

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's 16 which is legal.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              SHE'S ONLY 16 PLUS TWO YEARS IN ANOTHER WORLD BUT STILL 16 FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS YOU SICK FRICK

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They have to hate her, or suffer the intense pain of accepting she will never actually love them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The worst is that this is literally the only place that you can actually say you do like her on.

          Mention it in game, or in any other site and you'll have people fricking screeching at you. I casually said that Alisae was my favourite in FC chat a while back and had all the usual "FBI! Open up!" jokes. We're in fricking Oceanic, 16 is fricking legal here. And she's not even 16. And she's a legal adult in her country. And fricking hell.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's 16 which is legal.

            found the european pedophiles

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the most forced female character, being constantly shoved in the spotlight
          >obnoxious personality
          >little real character development
          >has no breasts, hips or ass
          Gee I wonder?

          The worst is that this is literally the only place that you can actually say you do like her on.

          Mention it in game, or in any other site and you'll have people fricking screeching at you. I casually said that Alisae was my favourite in FC chat a while back and had all the usual "FBI! Open up!" jokes. We're in fricking Oceanic, 16 is fricking legal here. And she's not even 16. And she's a legal adult in her country. And fricking hell.

          That's because those places hate her for her age, or rather the idea that people want to frick her. Here that doesn't matter because everyone wants to frick Ryne.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Venat, with her unfaltering robe and okay face, gets all the fanart and coom poses
    >Meanwhile Hydaelyn with her fricking perpetual frick me eyes get nothing
    It can't just be me right? I wasn't the only one hard as frick throught the whole pre-trial conversation right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You were not the only one but Hydaelyn has that obvious 'gonna sunder those hips' vibe going on. Venat doesn't and just seems more pure thus hotter in a sense.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was The Dead Ends dungeon an implication that the Ascians would suffer the same fate as the other worlds in there? My friend says no, but I'm pretty sure that was the intention.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi literally said in an interview that the Ra-la planet was the way the ancients' society would go.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's how I wish to go.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no
        >only a trillion more years of paradise before society suicided
        >how terrible

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yoshi literally said in an interview that the Ra-la planet was the way the ancients' society would go.

          Their society only suicided because of Meteion's dynamis nonsense.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Her arrival kick-started it when they couldn't answer what was the point of living when they'd already accomplished literally everything.
            Of course every world is fated to die so I'd argue one that accomplishes literally everything and decides to Ra-la themselves on their own terms is better than the heat death of the universe killing Eithrys while everyone kicks and screams but that's a moralgay quandary

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In a well written world they would have summoned a god of chaos to have some fun.
              It's not like only humans understand what pleasure is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was the "intention" but it doesn't hold up to scrutiny when you realize Meteion is the one that doomed the Ra La civilization.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If one question from a autistic bird turns them into a Death Cult then it was going to happen sooner or later.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't the question it was her dynamis powers dumbass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Was The Dead Ends dungeon an implication that the Ascians would suffer the same fate as the other worlds in there?
      Yes and your friend is an idiot and probably posts here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she sunder my dick

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really digging this resurgence of gigastacy mommy goddesses lately

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you mommy' s brave little spark?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am now!

      Her arrival kick-started it when they couldn't answer what was the point of living when they'd already accomplished literally everything.
      Of course every world is fated to die so I'd argue one that accomplishes literally everything and decides to Ra-la themselves on their own terms is better than the heat death of the universe killing Eithrys while everyone kicks and screams but that's a moralgay quandary

      Now this I can agree with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I be attracted to this when it's an amalgamation of various other ascians. They could all be men for all I know so I'd be fricking something 99% man and 1% venat

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ancients can transform
    >but they don't do it because individuality is cringe so they only use it as a last resort
    based fujo writer shitting on post scarcity commie society by saying they work for a bit but in the end people will just lose their will to live and kill themselves

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Look up the Japanese voice cast
    >Of fricking course Venat is voiced by Inoue Kikuko
    A perfect choice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Venat is I-No? Is she gonna make someone her bottom b***h?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing but traitors and villains in her resume

      Well shit, should have seen that coming

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't. It's what everyone saying that Endwalker is worse than Stormblood was trying to get you to understand.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Meant to quote

          [...]
          How does that make any sense? How did she sunder herself and still have enough power to keep Zodiark in check? How come she never told anyone about Meteion? She should have made a religion dedicated to studying dynamis. Why didn't she tell the lopporitts to build transportation to the moon.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick are we expecting from pandamonium? more lahabrea trash? lahabreas wifes son ? i want azem and themis mysteries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we kill lahabrea and realize that eric is the guy who body snatched thancred
      the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fujo bait.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still sad that we don't get the title Brave,little spark after all...

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no way gay

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate the fact that we are supposed to judge the entire ancient society from what we see in a super secret research facility filled with autistic scientist types.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like aliens judging human society from what they see on social media

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the true measure of any society can be found in how it treats its most vulnerable members

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, you're moronic

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All we know from the ancients comes from a guy so high off copium he farted out a city and a secluded scientific facility.
    For all we know they were not the only sapient civilization arround
    And i doubt i would apreciate a race of demigods that introduces shit like malboros into ecosystems for reasons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >malboros
      Yeah, everyone knows that smoking is bad for your health, yet these immortal demi-gods push it on everyone else since they can't get lung cancer anyway

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't tell you who the real villain of the entire story is for 12,000 years
    >has every freedom to do so the whole time

    She could have even told Elidibus, Lahabrea and Emet, she was around that long.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does she use a viera body?
    Why? All ancients use elezen dont they?
    What does it mean?

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to bury myself in her used robes and take a HUGE whiff

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's a man

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If she's sharded, does it make sense for Cloud of Darkness being one of her shards?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even if she is shared, all her shards should be Hydaelyn just like all Zodiark's shard should be Zodiark.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It could still make some sense since the 13th got corrupted by darkness, as in, CoD could be a corrupted Hyd. I don't think Eikons are immune to the effects of something like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Primals and voidsent are fundamentally different things and we're already told CoD is just one of the most powerful voidsent

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fug, I was hoping for a DOM mommy goth Hyd

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys don't understand Venat is MY mommy and for me only

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if FFXIV isn't a game for trannies why is there literally a skill called ACK Mourn?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/466638-Rewritten-MSQ-Garlemald-and-EW

    Hydaelyn... le bad!!!!

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy!

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just say I really like how they headed the playerbase off at the pass in regards to putting her in sexy outfits.

    What I expected: "An entire fandom dressing Alisae and Alphinaud's mother up in sexy clothing and jokes about her cheating on her husband."

    What I got: "Spicing up a married couple's bedroom life."

    That's absolutely hilarious and I love it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure how archfiend armor will help but i am sure he will have fun figuring that out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You've never been pinned down by a woman in archfiend armor?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't frick in full plate
        some of us have lived a little

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The body of a warrior of light!

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man i hate that LOL SO HORNY XD shit ironic weebs think is so hilarious

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances Menphina ends up being a catgirl

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are FFXIV players still coping with the fact that Asmongold would rather play new world?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a Black person that cares about streamers like you.
      I'm busy maxing my crafters and leveling my RDM.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We never wanted him
      maybe the wider playerbase did, but XIGanker did not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >maybe the wider playerbase did
        indeed they did. multiple major discord servers for the game had dedicated asmongold channels lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Echo player MSQ has been infinitely more kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, unlike Asmongold, Jeathe actually likes video games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Also not a sociopathic manchild with 0 world experience.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude said XIV's story is best game story he ever experienced and in top 5 of all media.

        Wow's story must blow absolute chunks at this point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Wow's story must blow absolute chunks at this point.
          Warcraft's story has never been on par with FF stories, not even Warcraft 3. I always thought the fact that people tried to compare them was pretty weird. Warcraft has never been a "story first" franchise.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LIES, WOW'S AMAZING PLOT HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS SINCE WARCRAFT 3. THAT WORM WENT TO VORE HEAVEN AND MADE SYLVANAS REALIZE THE TRUTH SO SHE BURNT DOWN THE TREE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He does what he wants,it would be nice if he played and liked it but nobody will cry if hed rather remain lost in worlo sauce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you ask in game barely anyone even knows what he's doing because they don't care
      And those that do are happier without him shitting up the servers

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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