>be girl
>type in chat
>people complain i'm not using my mic
>use my mic
>everyone either starts hitting on me or calling me a prostitute
>wowilovegaming.jpg
and im apparently the bad one for wanting to play vidya without being bothered
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>be girl
Trans people are like 0.01 to 0.06% of the population. Stop being so paranoid.
Despite making up only 0.01 to 0.06% of the population, trannies make up 52% of Ganker posts.
>52%
According to who?
>independent of controls and methodological rigor
Sociology has neither of these either.
what a midwit picture. reality is much more complicated than gulping on what some guy concluded in his meta analysis
*100%
reminder that "poltroon" is a real word
it seems you mistook a misogynistic post for an transphobe post.
maybe IRL, Ganker however..
>be girl
Wrong
>girl
Video games?
>be femanon
>purposefully pretend to be trans
That shit is so good to make them just stop caring and leave you alone.
dumb larping troon, everyone on this shithole is a troony fricker
>stops autistic flirting
>also fricks with schizos' ability to tell trannies from real women, pumping their paranoia
I fricking kneel
it stops nothing
I will rape you
doubting even harder you are actually a woman
who is that?
it's the guy from squid game
Riddler from The Batman(2022)
>>be femanon
You know the fricking rules.
A friend of mine is a young woman who may or may not be legit autistic and she acts like she's a guy online. Since she mostly plays FF14 I'm sure her online friends thinks she's a fakeboi instead of an actual guy like she's pretending to be. I'm worried her mental health will worsen and she'll actually troon out and become a pooner someday.
Just tell the b***h that turning into a man is the complete opposite of the easy mode she probably thinks being a male would lead her to.
that just means you're FtMtF, and since transness is a positive it doesn't cause a double negative
what?
it's that common core shit they're teaching nowadays, zoomies are completely braindead
You will never be a woman.
Why play games with voice chat
>be troon
>nobody harasses me because they all know I'm a man
Will you be my prostitute gf?
boobies
>type in chat
>dont want to be bothered
don't chat or use mic then?
nothing useful is gonna be coming out of an game chat anyways.
ywnbaw
Just admit that you're jealous that I thought of dressing up and going into womens' locker rooms to fap to them while they shower and change under the pretense of "massaging your pre-op clitoris to reduce swelling" and threatening to spread rumors that they're transphobic before you did.
breasts or gtfo
Damn that's crazy... anyway, wanna meet up and make babies? We can teach them to respect women online.
sure totally real story femcel.
>no tfw no stinky gamer gf who doesn’t shower and wakes you up with a messy foot job every morning
I have this. I'm going to frick her in the butthole today.
Post it. You know the pic.
i'm the girl in that scenario, but it's blowjobs from me. I have a wiener, i shoulc know how to make one fee lgood(i do, apaprently)
ywnbaw
>i'm the girl
>I have a wiener
breasts or GTFO
just insult them based on their sex too that's what i do and it kinda helps
some guy on apex was being a prick to me so i said he had a small dick and he sent me a disgusting picture of it over steam, i fricking hate men
Ah yes cause all men are like that, just report and block idiot.
lol based, serves ya right for body shaming you fricking chud
that was me, sorry girlie but I had to set the record straight
You're such a piece of shit. I bet you seethe when someone calls you fat despite fat being a fixable condition unlike a small dick.
BTFO. Bet you didn't even have the spine to laugh at him and shame him.
>report him
>money stolen
The ultimate comeback. I use to bait people to send me slurs all the time to get them banned and you have a built in way yi get it faster you lucky dog
Misogyny would end overnight if women started using their brains like that.
how big was it? Was he coping or just correcting the record?
Was he black?
>flirt with woman jokingly
>she gets angry and stands up to it
>i respect her 10x more and do my best to become genuine friends before trying to flirt again
it would be beyond awesome to have a girl like that as my gf who knows my place
>Be anything
>Use mic
>People shit on you for your voice/accent/nationality/playstyle
This happens to everyone moron, you are not special just because they choose to shit on your gender
just speak like a man like everyone else
If you didn't want to be bothered you wouldn't call attention to your gender in chat now would you?
At the end of the day you were attention seeking, like you are now, and didn't like what it got you.
L O N D O N
>Be girl
>Don't use my microphone when playing games because why the frick would I want to talk with a bunch of random morons anyways
>Only use my microphone when talking with friends I actually know
>People treat me nicely because they're my friend
Wow so hard
> be woman
> play non-shit games not infested with 12 year olds or brazilians
> actually play the game and don't flirt/attention prostitute in chat
> literally zero problems ever
Sex with your vegana. Endless sloppy wet sex. You will never be allowed to leave again.
I believe you mean
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
(profound moronation)
you will never be a real girl
Use a voice mask or play with guys who will just mock your navigation skills because you're a woman.
I find it funny how you guys inadvertently proved OP's point by being complete weirdos because she said she's a girl.
men are not entitled to enter women's spaces and women should not be entitled to men's spaces
And gaming is neither moron
gaming is male dominated don't pretend women haven't spent years mocking "gaming nerds" and using their virginity as an insult
Don't know if you know this, but women aren't all one person.
women are a collective hivemind, a woman itself is just the physical form of one of the many end nodes of the collective organism
Incel cope is always so funny to read. Try going outside and talking to people for once buddy.
Literally grasping at straws now. She never claimed that. Cope.
shes not gonna frick you, "transbian"
I don't know what you just called me but none of that is even remotely true.
Pathetic troony display defending a femoid who hates your kind
I never claimed to be a troony. I'm a dude. Clean out those brain worms and go outside for once bro.
it's the truth even more so with social media and women being more easily influenced by it
No not really. I've spoken to a few girls and most of them have had distinct personalities. Of course, if you never leave that gardened wall of yours it's easy to believe that.
Semantics dude. You're lying if you claimed that you never said "everyone" when refering to a large group of people. You've never said "nobody cares?" I don't think so.
>claims semantics after using semantics
found the troony
You think that you're so clever but you really aren't bro. Hate to break it to you, but not everyone that disagrees with you is a female or a troony, and I fall into that category of being neither.
>Literally grasping at straws now. She never claimed that. Cope.
either starts hitting on me or calling me a prostitute
Then she shouldn't say everyone, men aren't a collective
> women haven't spent years mocking "gaming nerds" and using their virginity as an insult
Has that happen to you irl or is it just the internet and internet stories?
It happened to me every day back in highschool, women are evil
Youre literally underaged arent you? There's a reason people say Portal killed gaming.
>don't pretend women haven't spent years mocking "gaming nerds" and using their virginity as an insult
i've never done that and never seen anyone do that, sounds like projection on your end friendo
I see it happen all the time, a friend was nearly driven to suicide for this, what do you gain by lying
>gaming is male dominated don't pretend women haven't spent years mocking "gaming nerds" and using their virginity as an insult
I think that's a fantasy more than a reality. Kinda like all the girls that "hate" incels are influencers and the like that only express it when their numbers are down. Most girls struggle to even consciously acknowledge they exist, to them it be like noticing an ant crossing the road.
Cope
I see women using incel as an insult online
hello my zoomie friends, lemme give you an history lesson.
Before youtube and twitch vidya was largely seem as a children timewaster or something that edgy teens would spend time on (mostly because mortal kombat and other very violent games that came out mid 90's).
Also vidya industry was very small, even car ricers were seen above it.
Shit changed really fast in the last decade when smartphones took the market.
to be fair, that only became the case in the mid 80's because the consoles that resurrected the industry after the crash were heavily marketed as toys for boys. in the arcade era the stereotype of gaming being a dude hobby didn't exist yet.
>she said she's a girl
Lmaooooo
Yeah believe it or not but there are about 4 billion females on the planet so it's not a stretch to believe that OP is indeed a female and not a troony.
Girls don't play games, moron.
>inb4 farmville
Real games.
literally every single nerdy hobby gets worse when you allow e-girls to join. they really are evil in the way that they know men will never be into things like sanrio or makeup or tumblr or true crime but they will larp as anime/gaming/tabletop fans and just be the most surface deep possible consumer who ruins everything by having shit taste and driving real people away. why don't you see prostitutes get into cars, or combat sports or anything? they'll take your escapism from you, and if you want to improve yourself they will take your gym away from you when it becomes another nu-social gathering spot where there are a few females to a dozen orbiters. I genuinely despise you prostitutes because you ruined gaming and every other nerdy thing just because you're too moronic to play IRL under the easiest possible conditions
she will never frick you lol
you will never pass
>scrote
you will never un-frick all those guys prostitute
you will never be a man
Touched a nerve, scrote?
no it's just that the buzzword already told me enough to know that you have a long list of bodies
no one cares about who you would frick, you are defending women on Ganker you are the biggest loser imaginable
Seething
It might be the biggest waste of time ever, but not hating all women by default already makes him better than most Gankerners.
LMFAO the irony. What do I have to gain from defending random people on Ganker? I'm just voicing my opinion. Meanwhille here you are being butthurt by the mere mention of the opposite sex. Get a fricking life my man.
So I guess that my anecdotes don't count but yours do? You're literally doing anything you can to deny the reality with which you are faced. Check youself into the nearest mental facility.
you talk like a weak homosexual
many such cases
>you talk like a weak homosexual
That much projection isn't good for you you know?
another gay homosexual reddit insult. you're like a year max before becoming a disgusting troony
Actually I'm pretty secure in my sexuality and I enjoy being a man but I'm sure you know more about myself then I do bro.
bro no joke but when you try to make yourself look cool by saying things like "im friends with a girl that plays games" it makes you look gay insecure virgin
your post reads like you're 18 years old or something, so insecure and dumb
just stop posting
Is scrote the new bait indicator word like chud, incel, or pearlclutcher
Its femcel lingo from lolcow farms and /cgl/ type places
Ohhh man. You really don't know huh? I suggest you drop that line of inquiry now and get out of this thread. There's a whole other side of the internet that you don't wanna know about.
Femcels saw people call women roasties, didn't understand where it came from and thought "well I'll just take a random part of male genitalia and start calling men that". That's the extent of thought that went into it.
How new r u?
No one can top the main character from rental girlfriend, Kazuya Kinoshita.
I'm not too new, but I don't often find myself in threads infested with femcels like maggots on a carcass. That's why hearing their lingo is new to me.
Oh, that's typical of women then. ty
Now I'm morbidly curious
>Women in charge of creativity
No, its just a weak insult used by the bitter, resentful women at crystal cafe
I don't want to frick her lol stop projecting
>inb4 homosexual
Nah I just don't wanna frick strangers
Alright then explain my female friend who plays games then.
>duhhh troony
Nope she is a real girl
>if your statistics and data are real then how do you explain my anecdote?
Based sub 80IQ moron. Bless your heart.
He says, posting the biggest simp in all of manga
ask me how i know you're a troony
yeah don't make it obvious you want men defanged so you can rape their hobbies and wallets without any pushback
I don't think you know what a simp is.
>Why dont you see prostitutes be carheads?
The F1 racegirls that werent models were all racing spergs, they took it to get close to the cars and drivers
>It's another episode of "moron newbie expects his gay post not to be made fun of on the Norwegian hamster grooming forum"
Yes that's how it works in real life only they will try to hide it
what's the point? that women are more valuable than men because of how reproduction works? you can't change biology
There are no girls on the Internet unborngay
It was to prove a point dumbass. I don't know how that makes me insecure since you don't know who I am. I have nothing to prove by trying to look "cool."
ask me how i know you're a zoomer
Yeah I'm a zoomer you got me. Doesn't disprove what I said though.
you dumb little shit, go look up the "rules of the internet" and stop fricking talking
goddamn kids thinking they know shit
GET OFF MY LAWN
Stop being pathetic dude. Yeah I don't know everything and I lack wisdom, but that doesn't automatically mean I'm always wrong.
it does in this instance you frickstick. now go look it up and stop talking. you're embarassing yourself.
>writes shit fitting an insecure teenager
>heh... im not insecure cuz u dont know me!
just shut up you stupid child
Not my fault that you're a jaded old man.
Ohh mister dominant macho big man! I'm quaking in my boots! Get a fricking grip dude you're about as threatening as a lap dog.
nobody is threatening you, you absolute imbecile
stop being lazy and fricking look up the rules, jesus christ
For someone who comes off as so wise and experienced, you sure do lack reading comprehension.
>you sure do lack reading comprehension
go ahead, explain in detail what i misread
you've got the floor, smartass. let's see how smart you are
me being older than you has nothing to do with you being an insecure little homosexual
also
>acting tough online
jesus christ LOL you fricking idiot, can you get any more insecure?
I act the same way I do online as I do in real life. If you think not rolling over for some moron on the internet telling me to stop posting makes me a tough guy, then I think you have brain damage.
>nobody is threatening you
Never said that you were. I was making fun of you for barking at me to stop posting. I used the word threatening to equate your behavior to that of a lap dog.
Anyway I gotta go, got a life and all. Remember to take your pills gramps.
>Anyway I gotta go
you know you're wrong and can't argue your position, so you run
little b***h
>I act the same way I do online as I do in real life
sure you do lmao
>If you think not rolling over for some moron on the internet telling me to stop posting makes me a tough guy
no, that's not what i said, which is funny considering you tried to smartass another anon about "reading comprehension"
if being to told to shut the frick up online is your idea of someone acting tough towards you, then that makes you an insecure little b***h... like a dumb teenager
you'll figure it out in a couple of years, if you finally get laid that is
>Anyway I gotta go, got a life and all.
predictable like a little insecure b***h - leaves the convo, but not before his last attempt to elevate above others, ahahah
finally, go complain to your discord buddies already and talk to all those girls you know lmfao
It’s a medium with an 80% young male player base. That’s like me going to a liberal arts college and being surprised everyone is a communist.
>liberal arts college
Anon, try every university in the west.
Yeah but those liberal arts communist don't tend to have any strong reaction to you existing and really the flip occurs and they start distancing themselves and staying away rather than cry to see your nudes or start trying to convince you why they make great boyfriend material
>those liberal arts communist don't tend to have any strong reaction to you existing and really the flip occurs and they start distancing themselves and staying away
But that's exactly what happens. Zealous ideologically possessed communists will treat you like a subhuman if you don't think like them. Best policy is not saying anything, just like the best policy in an online game if you're a woman is to make your sex ambiguous.
From my experience they won't say shit to your face. I was at one for 8 years, of the time I was there only one got in my face about my beliefs and crumbled when I pushed back. They are not a group with any courage.
Yeah I dunno I bet I could outwit you with like a single statistic
>Yeah but those liberal arts communist don't tend to have any strong reaction to you existing
Anon, I'm a fricking white male.
>but those liberal arts communist don't tend to have any strong reaction to you existing
are you fricking moronic?
>80% young male player base
Ganker is delusional, as usual. Women make up half of gaming. Trans people are .0000000000something % of the population, but the deranged and hateful are on here peddling their version of reality as if we don’t have fricking google to prove you wrong. Look up the numbers. I dare you! Sexism doesn’t mean women don’t play games. but it does mean you’re not getting laid. Enjoy your hand.
>Women make up half of gaming
if you actually believe this you're a complete moron. any of these "studies" include shit like phonegames. if you play a "hardcore" game, like pretty much anything on a console or pc, you're sharing that game with a 90% male audience the vast majority of the time, with the only exception being shit like animal crossing or some mmos
I want a vidya gf, but instead of playing video games she gives me blowies under the desk while I play.
You don't want a gf, you want a prostitute.
I want a gf I can treat like a prostitute during sex and still go out on fun dates and fall in love with each other. These things aren't mutually exclusive.
Hope you are young because those girls get taken up quickly, you ain't finding the quality when you are older.
i don't hit on every girl with a mic, if a girl makes me laugh i'll go for it though. have had surprising success with it compared to other romantic ventures
Damn that's rough.
I'll protect you if you suck my dick.
>be girl
>playing a game with chat
There's your problem.
Isn't it epicly hilarious when a girl talks on mic and someone goes "OH MY GOD IS THAT A GIRLLL??!!?! AwoooOOOOGa Please marry me I'm dead serious" for the millionth time
Well yes, videogames are a male hobby. Maybe you should try crocheting or gymnastics instead of invading male spaces OP :3
This includes Ganker btw! Bye!
post breasts
Are microphone games real, or is it some meme that I'm just not in on?
I didn't even know there were games you could play with people on the internet.
>all the girls that "hate" incels are influencers and the like that only express it when their numbers are down.
It is so fricking eye rolling how many people still fall for that shit. Their is a Korren web comic girl making a small fortune pissing them off for click bait.
Online games are garbage
Your kind has been ruining our spaces for years, so I'd say the bother is welcome and deserved.
>be girl
>smartest race in the world is violently racist
Take notes, whities
That's what you get for saying you're a girl, or ever using chat. it's your fault
breasts or gtfo
>tfw no gamer gf(female)
Around 50% of the population is dumber than an average person, also it's probably partially the fact that girl on the mic is an extreme rarity for reasons you stated which in turn makes people more likely to not act regularly and "come up" with dumb shit because the experience happens too rarely to each individual person for them to be tired of acting like that. I'd imagine if videogames were as popular with females as they are with males from the very beginning, the culture around this would've looked way different
>be girl
>join discord for niche hobby
>one day join voice
>immediately the entire server falls in love with me
>like 8 people leave after falling out with their other discord friends
>server owner thinks im his property
>his irl cousin mod keeps defending me from him and they presumably talk about me irl
>just want to talk about kaiju
When will women learn that their sheer existence causes destruction?
Just pretend to be mute or something.
Kinda funny but sad at the same time. If it makes you feel better, it's still hard to find good communities to be a part of even as a male because there's always someone who will have a problem with you no matter what you do. People in general suck I guess.
I've never understood this...
So is he like picking him up off the floor or gently laying him down?
Yes
laying down
>be girl
>hop in vc
>everyone thinks im an underage boy
>still get flirted with
Scrotes am i right
omg its so hot.
flirting online is bad tho
"scrote" is just another example of crystalcafe trying to "no u" classic insults at females while utterly failing to understand why the original works or where they come from. Same with "moid". There's literally nothing going on in their brains while they do it, they just take an existing insult and find the closest male equivalent and call it a day.
That place is dominated by trannoids now, all real women left almost entirely and you can tell except for the anti-troony threads and who knows some trannies in those as well. Real women must be in another place where they got proper filters and can ban.
The admin of crystal cafe Snail i bet is a troony. Somebody should bait him, literally make a throw away discord alt message him with a picture of a troony and try to persuade him into giving access to his private discord how much you wanna bet he is a troony. If he bans you chances are he is not, if he keeps you around he is a troony and tolerates trannies in his private dms, to my knowledge he shouldnt. many people know or suspect Snail is a man.
>Real women must be in another place where they got proper filters and can ban.
TwoXXChromosomes and FemaleDatingStrategy, but since plebbit imploded i'm not sure if they're still going
>FemaleDatingStrategy
Has its own site now.
meanwhile in real life
>chat with girl
>treat her like one of the dudes, discuss niche interest and no flirting
>she loses interest and stops talking in server
>chat with girl
>treat her like she's some special one of a kind princess
>stays and obsesses over you
Your kind actually enjoys the attention but won't ever admit it.
Nobody likes unwanted attention unless you're a manipulator and pretending like men don't manipulate people is insane
breasts or GTFO
I don't understand why gamers are so desperate for pussy online. You are not going to have sex with some broad who is possibly on the other side of the planet, and it's not like gaming is unheard of seeing as we have irl events like cons where you can meet people. Why flirt with an online woman who you know nothing about? It's a complete waste of time, a limited resource, and resource management is a basic video game skill. This whole phenomenon is just baffling to me because I can't believe gamers can be so stupid.
It's male nature.
Men who have conquered nations and fought a dozen battles have fricked over their life in the pursuit of women who may or may not exist and may or may not love them back. Why do you wonder about something so inherent to our kind? Are you hoping to become a cyborg? Deprogram what makes us men maybe? It's life, anon.
source?
I need legitimate peer reviewed data on this
and no your fake science sites are not worth a penny
>be man
>hear woman sexy voice in game
>ask for marry her
Just say you don't have one
Or say that you just have a girly voice/are a squeaker
This is what got me through the gmod trenches of Brazilians, underages, and weirdasses
>someone has a girls name
>they claims they’re a girl in game chat
>mfw I vote kick them “Reason: No transexuals allowed”
>mfw it passes (unlike them)
Femoids should be glad they get hit on online, you're all ugly stinky freaks that get 0 attention offline, no normal girl plays games (candy crush doesn't count).
Ok scrote go back to dying for israelites lol
No, I don't think I will
There is a type of woman like this but nah normal chicks play games now. Very specific games but regardless games. Bimbos still have the lol video games? attitude but your average college chick has at least played a game and may even play regularly depending on how she grew up. Overwatch, FF14, Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing. It's not the 90s anymore, everyone plays games. My 60 year old mother has a switch.
Stardew valley and animal crossing sure, online multiplayer games? No shot unless you're a smelly neet femoid.
Voice changers are pretty obvious. You're not fooling anybody troon.
>be girl
>wait I'm not because I'm not a fricking 2 X chromosome wielding homosexual
>girl joins server
>everyone knows she is a girl
>wants to play a coop game with someone, and I'm the only one available at that time
>no voice chat but we still have fun
>She tells me about what she's cooking today and we play while she's at it
>she tells me often things that happened to her during the day
>actually I am the one who talks the least
>I stop playing for some weeks
>she leaves server
She wanted you so bad. Fumbled the epussy hard, couldve gotten pics at least
Having an extra X is pretty cool, gives you a second chance in case one has a faulty gene like colorblindness
>Having an extra X is pretty cool
Disregarding the:
>weaker bones
>weaker muscles
>shorter stature
>higher hormonal and emotional volatility
>open reproductive system that leads to diseases
>fixed amount of sex cells that mutate and deplete
>an organ that nukes its tissue into a painful, bloody mess
and last, but not least,
>inherent idiocy for some reason
https://voca.ro/1npKNxuMvyJZ
why the frick did i read this entire thread i could have actually played something instead
cool song bro
Just wanted to slip this in here: I have never met a woman who was good at video games. Whenever I play literally anything (besides stardew) and there's a woman on the team I gotta do some baby sitting. How come you ladies are so bad at video games?
I have poor devision making skills and bad coordination. Its why i dont drive. I love turn based games cuz it gives me tome to think
You type like you listen to the beach boys
Please be patient i have woman disease
Your grandfather probably sucks at vidya too. Only in the next 20 years will we be able to gauge what the deal is here. Currently it's pretty explainable. I played my first video game when I was 3, and the obsessively played them until I was like 20. Now I play stuff more casually. I specifically played harder more skill based games. Hard platformers, multiplayer shooters, etc. I don't know a single woman who had that same relationship with vidya. We will probably start to see them more though in the future and then we can measure these things accurately.
So you're saying you're not a maplestory and binding of Isaac player?
I find that girls are pretty much autistic when it comes to games. They are super good in one, specific instance, and completely crumble otherwise.
I knew a girl that played a godlike Witch Doctor on Dota. She was incredible, something like 85% winrate with that hero, always in perfect position, stacking camps on point, perfect dewarding, never missed or misused a spell, managed to have items even as a support. Amazing player.
But I swear I cannot remember winning a SINGLE game where she wasn't playing WD. I didn't understand how it was possible, she would transform into a fricking drooling moron. Always out of position, mostly wasting her time rolling thumbs because "she didn't know what to do", no items by minute 30, feeding her ass off on discount.
I've seen similar behaviours in other games, like Overwatch and Monster Hunter, you put a girl in an unfamiliar environment and they act like confused wild animals. It's so strange.
Yeah I've seen this pattern too. Women can't improv and react to the events that are happening in the moment.
women have better memory than men (on average). the smartest women often are being hard-carried by their memory. that's why innovation almost exclusively comes from men, but there's still plenty of very smart women out there.
How do they know you're a girl just from typing in chat?
she was obviously attention whoring before that but women never admit that part, she didn't do anything wrong its just men who log into multiplayers to specifically harass women in their eyes,
they didn't you moron, i was playing apex and they wanted people on mic because it was easier
women are inherently attention prostitutes, they need to make themselves known. that's why in a game you always know who the women are, they will make themselves known
>play game with a bunch of horny teenagers
>surprised when they hit on you for being a woman
git gud. learn to banter better
Just tell them your trans, then they will leave you alone lmao
>be girl
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>and im apparently the bad one for wanting to play vidya without being bothered
Yes, frick off. Go wash dishes or something.
why some people on Ganker almost burst a vein when the topic is women gamers ? And also brings up trannies out of nowhere
Ganker are troonylovers, this is well known. They prefer them to actual women
Women are fricking pests that are constantly ruining gaming and the world.
There's a lot of overlap with /LULZ/ and /misc/ on Ganker nowdays, and the vast majority of those two userbases consist of troony obsessed incels.
Also, not all women say they are girls out of loud...
>women gamers
Lol. Lmao.
Anyway, the fact of the matter is, 60% of young males are single, bitter virgins and this is the universal hub for that kind of person
butthurt virgins unironically. cant accept reality so they lash out on their board
because it ruins discussion 100% of the time
and it's not just Ganker it's this entire site. breasts or gtfo exists for a reason, but zoomers don't know about it and bite the bait like morons 10 times out of 10
honestly i wouldnt want to be a girl in a multiplayer game. as OP described you either wont ever get taken seriously or annoying losers fake interest just because you are a girl.
at least you can get free skins and items i guess
I have never gotten free skins or items just for being female IRL, and I would prefer it to stay that way. I hate owing anyone anything. Friends that have given me stuff I have also gifted skins and mounts and items.
If you didn't want to be bothered you should have tried to been born the other gender. This is entirely your fault.
both of those aren't shooting morons
>make fun of simps being obnoxious over girl
>only do it so she likes me and I can game with her
works every time.
>Play games with girl online.
>Find out she is an actual girl.
>We decide to cam.
>really fricking huge fat b***h landwhale
every single time.
You can fix her
Fat b***hes have fat personalities and I don't have the patience to be a therapist.
Yes you are not welcome here.
Just play the games, nobody gives a frick if you're a girl.
Just play with frens that don't hit on you or call you a prostitute, no need to VC with the whole game. Don't give up, OP!
>be guy
>type in chat
>people complain I’m not using my mic
>use my mic
>wow anon you sound like you’re trans
wtf
>>wow anon you sound like you’re trans
They just called you the modern version of homosexual.
1) No, you are not a woman.
2) No, nobody asked you to stop using text chat and use your mic.
>women
>playing video games
DYRBI?
>be
>type in chat
>people complain i'm not using my mic
>use my mic
>everyone either starts hitting on me or calling me a prostitute
>wowilovegaming.jpggirl
>and im apparently the bad one for wanting to play vidya without being bothered
breasts or GTFO
>hear woman in chat
>immediately mute
Ahh silence how nice
For me it’s a strange paradox. I love women’s voices, I can not stand hearing women talk. 4-5 sentences of hearing their voice, and then mute.
I love women but I also find them incredibly annoying and hard to listen to. I also love me some femboy crossdressers too but from various gay me I've talked to they can also be annoying to be around as well.
>be girl
>be pampered and celebrated in literally every aspect of life, just for existing
>have a mental breakdown at the slightest bit of perceived negative attention online
Sorry just play with friends.
Anyway guys behave even worse to each other.
You think that's bad you have never lost a fight and got trampled.
>girl
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>switches to anal
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and after that where are you switching?
go back to the ffxiv general and stay there you deranged coomer
YWNBAW.
Reddit post
Ganker users try not to think about trannies for 10 seconds challenge
E-Girls are just electronic escorts.
Know your role woman, stop whining when things go bad and shut your mouth until you win rounds.
back to the kitchen
>be male
>type in chat
>everyone ignores you
>use mic
>everyone ignores you
'cest la bee
>be playing overwatch
>a fricking WOMAN calls me out for picking a hero she doesnt like
This kinda stuff didn't happen when girls didn't play vidya. Its womanly behavior to berate your teammates about how they choose to play.
op you know the fricking deal either post your breasts or gtfo
>be woman
>do thing
>screech thing isn’t about me
Many such cases
>inject yourself into a male hobby
>complain that boys exist there
Imagine a heterosexual man getting into a knitting circle. Or became a beautician. Or measured women to help them find clothing and fit underwear.
This is you. You are an invader; an unwanted presence. You will never belong, no matter how honest your intentions.
>women
>games
>videogames
>Ganker videogames board
Lol
Rofl
Women spend their time playing candy crush, watching netflix, and posting selfies on instagram, or seething about other hotter women
And the 0.1% of women who are social rejects (impossible as a woman, being the easymode gender), have a massive circle of beta orbiters on discord, or post on /soc/ to get one
This thread has the smell, the absolute stench of femcels and redditors protecting the females like the pathetic homosexuals that they are. Holy shit, why did I even open this pile of garbage of a thread, I knew it'd be like this. I'm literally that fricking image, you know the one.
Where the frick are the jannies when you need them, there's this shit and the doomer femboy shill thread almost at bump limit.
My suggestion to every single one of you, pic related.
don't like it, don't come here but feel free to come to places you do like
>be man
>can do a convincing female voice
>get free shit and attention from people purely by voice
its easy if you don't have a very deep voice to begin with. maybe this is why trannies want to be trannies, so they can get this treatment 24/7
Simps and subhumans will shower you with money if you are convincing enough.
Do what you wish with this info, and godspeed
>be man
>voice is so nasally people cant tell what my gender is
your gender is israeli
TIMESTAMP breasts OR GTFO
homosexual
>letting people know you're a girl in the first place
You brought it on yourself by seeking or needing that attention. That said, ywnbaw.
>no mentally ill gf that draws a cute heart on my arm with a razor blade
I hate women so goddamn much it's unreal.
you fricking homosexuals really can't help yourself can you?
it's bait, morons, stop biting
>be in a discord for nearly 2 years
>turns out that two of the people there were girls
>their autism towards vidya and other hobbies is so potent they feel welcome in the male space
>no crush or simping-related drama ever occurs, we still banter, talk shit and joke as we used to
I sometimes feel like we are a rare case, going by all these accounts. Is it really that rare to find people with a semblance of maturity and emotional boundaries on this damned app?
Prefacing this with I'm a legitimate gay and have a bf, I think because of that a lot of women have felt a lot more comfortable talking in servers I've owned/guilds in various games I've played, my honest observation is that while it's not applicable to every woman a lot of them are just annoying as frick and do their best to separate themselves from the guys (like constantly pointing out they're a girl when someone says he) then get made when they guys then treat them differently, also a lot of guys that hang out in gaming servers or are more hardcore in games don't have much of a social life outside of the internet and tend to be resentful that women are in "their space" bringing real life talk in to it just rubbing in the fact that a female equivalent of themselves has no issue getting dates/sex
I think you might've hit the nail on the head with the affirming their womanhood part. I think that's what sets our resident girls from others, they virtually never allude to their femininity or act like they need special treatment. The only times it happens is when it's actually relevant, for example when me and some other guys talk fitness and they decide to chime in
>be woman
>almost only play single player vidya
>the few games I play online don't require direct communication with others, like Mario Kart, Pokemon, etc.
>I mind my own business and others mind their business as well
>all the men I know irl who play vidya are turbo normies who only know FIFA or PES, maybe they've played a Mario game once in their childhood
>talk about vidya online as an anon or behind a pseudonym occasionally, mostly post or save yaoi pictures of my video game husbandos over and over again to assert dominance
I'm living my best life.
Women and men simply cannot be friends. Feelings always get in the way. Women in these spaces complain about being harassed for the excess amount of attention, but fail to understand how their presence and desirability, and the fact that men are expected to make the moves, will irredeemably always cause men to sperg out over desirable female presence. The incels backlash is 70% pent up frustrations (while never actually doing anything to improve themselves lol) + 30% realization of the disruption and an attempt at gatekeeping.
I think what makes these conversations go so poorly in general is that women and men generally have completely different relationship goals (men want to frick, women want the man to be there for them), so they wind up talking past each other (for example, incels typically complain a shitton about how easy women can get sex, but this completely misses the point of what women want. Which is funny cause incels are very quick to point out the differences between men and women.)
Hot take: I genuinely think that if you guys just had more experiences interacting with each other and were able to just talk about personal life experiences without using them as an attack, you guys would understand each other better and become better men and women respectively.
>Women and men simply cannot be friends.
Stopped reading.
Eh, that's fine. Like halfway through that I lost the plot anyways. It's kinda unnecessary. Valuable lesson in doing second drafts.
I think you're overthinking it anyway. Just treat everyone with the same amount of respect regardless of what's between their legs and good things will eventually come your way.
only way to do that is to not know what the gender of the person you're talking to is
most people just can't help themselves
That's an individual problem. I don't have that problem.
I don't fully agree with that though. I think that women and men do want to be treated somewhat differently from each other. Being "gender-blind" doesn't really help. Especially cause I know tons of women that claim they want to be treated by one of the guys, but if they get the full guy treatment, they fricking hate it.
>Women and men simply cannot be friends.
based
>Hot take: I genuinely think that if you guys just had more experiences interacting with each other and were able to just talk about personal life experiences without using them as an attack, you guys would understand each other better and become better men and women respectively.
based, lately i started browsing more Ganker than i used to before and i'm now baffled by how everyone here is desperate to try and one-up with some kind of clever zinger as if that changes anything in their life for the better
either im getting old or this place is going down the shitter, cuz i dont remember this place being this bad 13 years ago
I'm sure it's hard to remember much at your age, gramps.
hey now, i might be 29 years old, but i dont need no help crossing the street yet!
I disagree with you, too many generalizations.
My granny told me today that I should start dating my stepsister who is something like 8+ years younger than me
>This happening in [current year]
This shit hasn't happened since muh toxicity meme started in 2015.
what an awful thread
noi lewd pics at all
I cant talk to girls. I become too stressed. Everytime i happened to meet a girl in voice chat i started sweating. Im not talking about simping or something like that. Their precense just fricks me up somehow. I once added 2 randos on steam and they both turned out to be girls. We played for like 5 minutes before i was forced to delete and block them.
Another thing thats annoying is when ypu play with a group of people and a girl joins. Now they all change and just focus on the girl, trying to win her affection or whatever. Cringe homosexuals. Normalgays are so annoying
take care i was on that slippery slope and fell for the gay meme
>girl joins guild
>it all falls apart within a week or two
many such cases, i don't speak to women anymore
>be guy
>use my mic
>teenager says he will rape my mother and kill my whole family
You have it easy b***h
Just go back, then. You are part of why gaming has become shit.
I have never seen a vegana
Just use google images, moron
>girl
Don't you have some Super Mario Bros. kids to groom?
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back to twitter with you
One time i was playing Fortnite (I know) and some teenage girls thought i was a young boy because I have a semi androgynous voice and started flirting with me. It was weird tbh
I was there and I clapped.
breasts or gtfo.
Start asking men for money, demand it from them, call them a good boy and give them your cash app. You can’t avert the male gaze, but you can make bank from it.
1. stop playing online games
Genuine question: Why do you hate women? I'm talking to YOU, the individual anon reading this, not the Ganker hivemind. What was the catalyst in YOUR life that caused you to hate women?
>ULTRA HARD MODE: Sincere answers only
>catalyst in YOUR life that caused you to hate women?
Unless they are pooners Ganker trannies are not women.
Because they really hurt my feelings in the past and its something that i didnt really deserve.
Treating me like shit is not an excuse for your emotional shortcomings.
I don't hate women tbh
Why not
Men and women have different characteristics and bring different but equally important things to a healthy society. I don't have much reason to hate them.
Ever heard of cooties?
I don't know how to treat them as actual people because I get flustered around them no matter how much I try not to. I either come off as distant and uncaring or a nervous weirdo. I'm only myself when I'm alone or with the boys. I am attracted to them but I become so autistic around them they may as well not exist in my life. I am the fox and they are the grapes
because once i started taking ssris which caused my libido to diminish, i realized how shallow most of them are besides their looks. most of them dont have hobbies, skills, stuff they are passionate about or even opinions on world matters, they just exist.
That's aplicable to most men as well tbh
ratio of non normies is significantly higher amongst men
In my experience it's about equal.
More often than not the girl does play an active part, women are not passive plants. But it's true that there needs to be rules about this shit, these are often antisocial people with no codes.
I don't, I just shitposts on Ganker to egg on other actual morons. Women are pog.
My hatred toward women cannot be decoupled from my hatred toward men, for behind every female shortcoming is a man who thought it fit to loosen his grip on the lesser sex. Women are materialistic egotists, and this is encouraged by their throngs of dedicated sycophants. Women have normalized blaming men for society's wrongs, and men, in turn, kowtow in acceptance. Women invade our spaces and have the nerve to tell us how to act, and men subserviently kiss their feet and obey. Women seduce our youth and weaken their morals, and men are simply grateful just to have a mere drip of their veganal secretions.
based misanthropic loser
Explain in detail how I'm a loser. If the alternative is ignoring the faults of either offending side, then I'd say I'm the least loser-like.
Youre a loser cause you talk and act like one. Successful people dont act like this. Quit being a little b***h.
That's circular reasoning, friendo. You never explained.
Cause youre unhinged rant tells me everything i need to know about you. Youre a woman repellant and blame women for that instead of working on yourself. Make all the excuses you want, well adjusted men dont say the crap youre saying, you would know if you werent a b***h.
Ah, now I understand. You (and most others in this thread) seem to be under the impression that men should, by default, desire women and that you have to be crazy not to. That's why I sound like an alien to you. I have no response for your absurd claim that I'm some crybaby who's bitter about being given the cold shoulder since that's all your mindset allows you to believe. You're even spouting the same talking points that roasties use when they can't comprehend why they wouldn't be liked ("you're just jealous", "you're a woman repellant", "you had a bad experience", etc.). Just know that there's a world outside of the ideology you've imprisoned yourself into.
>under the impression that men should, by default, desire women and that you have to be crazy not to.
Their self-esteem is wholly dependent on that. This is probably why that specific type of women is incapable of comprehending you not wanting to give her all of your attention, time, effort etc.
Jokes on you, I don't, I love them, specially the white ones.
t. black man
>inb4 show hand
no
>specially the white ones.
Buddy, you can keep them
This makes me wonder: what happens to all the trannies who get so old that their femme facade can't even fool themselves?
They finally off themselves thank god
They add to the statistic. Typically much earlier than roasties though, they stay in denial until middle age.
i don't, i love women
I dont hate women, i hate trannies
I --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------don't
wtf anon why are you so insane ?
Same. I want to get married someday and raise a family with a wonderful wife. That's not compatible with hating women.
I don't hate them, I'm just a depressed loser who wants a hug from a girl who has the same problems as me
Mom was an alcoholic who had me accidentally, decided to never marry my father, broke up with him when I was 3, then dated 8+ guys over the next 12 years, constantly having to live with all these random men and their families for only a year or so until they broke up.
My mother blamed men for all the reasons why her life was miserable and continuously told me that I wasn't shit and was no different
After I moved out my mother had a breakdown and jumped out a 2nd story window because she felt trapped, she broke her hip after being impaled by bush.
She spent the next few years becoming a born again christian who swore off alcohol and refuses to be around men.
I have a good relationship with my mother now but it's limited to only phonecalls, I haven't seen her in over a decade.
I'm not going to go into any of the other shitty women in my life who went out of their way to bully and berate a kid.
Damn man that sucks, sorry to hear about that shit. Shitty parents like that are the absolute worst humans I can think of. I hope things are going better for you now bro
You trooned out didnt you?
>mom was abusive and a b***h
>older sisters were moronic feminists that tried to make me believe all men were evil when I was still a little kid
>female teachers always got me in trouble over moronic stupid shit, men teachers were always chill and actually cared about teaching
>women managers when I worked were always b***hy while men managers were chill
>still a virgin, never had interest shown in me by a women
gee I wonder. Women are not the empathetic gender they claim to be. Every man I have known seemed to show care and respect to their other men while women will take any opportunity to make you miserable if they know they can get away with it because of their pussy pass.
I don't, but too many of them act like children so I would rather just not be around them.
I don't, I have a trauma induced phobia of women that manifests itself as hate as a coping mechanism.
I just think they're fricking stupid is all
I don't like stupid people, male or female
Because when I was growing up I fell for the feminist meme that men and women are equally intelligent
I can't cope with the fact that they're actually so much dumber than I am, and yet I'm supposed to spend my entire life with one of them
It wouldn't be a problem if they knew their place, but nowadays women think they're our """""equals"""""
My ex lied to me about her age, which set off a chain reaction that led to me confessing to her when I otherwise wouldn’t have. Her lie could’ve wound me up in jail.
I like women, but I also don’t trust women. My biggest fear is picking someone who turns out to be a complete dud after a few years.
>male hobby
>female protagonist
?
Would you like to go on a date with me?
I love how people act like it's always womens' fault in these situations where they "destroyed my guild" or whatever, but the reality is that it's the behavior of other men that probably actually did it. Try not being such weird homosexuals and you can be friends with women without the bullshit.
>avoid talking to people online because i hate commitment and the idea of "online friends"
>randomly meet cool girl
>quickly establish we are both in IRL relationships
>she's literally engaged
>talks about her breasts and sends multiple pics of herself
Why do some women do this? Is it a test to see if I'll break? This woman is gonna get married and she's talking about how nice her breasts are to some guy she just met. Can they really just not help themselves?
women always have backups, you are there in case her engagement fails.
what a prostitute
Nobody in her life taught her better, which is very sad. I hope her fiancée is made aware of this, I think he has a right to know.
Dude it gets worse/weirder, she intentionally baits horny losers on Discord into DM'ing her by posting selfies in lewd-centric servers. She justifies it by saying she thinks its "funny", but clearly she just loves the attention. She lives with her fiance and I wonder if he knows about this. That's very abnormal behavior right?
Has she said anything about her fiance being a beta/cuck? Dudes in that sort of relationship might be into it and he may even be encouraging her to act that way. If not, might want to contact the fiance and tell him (assuming you have the ability to)
Nah no way to contact him, only started talking to this chick a few days ago and I already lost interest due to her weirdness. Thought it might be nice to make one platonic online friend to talk to occasionally but clearly that's impossible.
Nothing about being a cuck, but based on how she spoke to me, I am wondering that. When I said I wasn't single, she said
>"How not single are we talking here?"
When she saw a pic of me with a beard
>"I quite like my men to be rugged"
Who the frick talks like that if they're in a normal relationship? It really turned me off because I love my gf and I don't understand this woman's intentions. Maybe she just likes flirting, who knows.
>When she saw a pic of me with a beard
wait why were you sharing pics in the first place?
You should make sure he knows man. I’m sure you’d want somebody to do the same for you in that situation, right?
tbh the amount of women that I talked to on snapchat that were in
1. Relationship
2. Willing to cheat
After a 30 minutes conversation after seeing how I look like and knowing my age was just outstanding(about 80%).
Based Pareto law strikes again.
>snapchat
Well there's your problem.
Don't play shooters and MOBAs then, homosexual.
They sure are fricking loud for such an absurdly small minority. Frick trannies and frick the movement.
>VNR
>implying it's a snapchat only issue
if someone wants to cheat they will regardless of snapchat
Just send her pics to her husband? or dad I guess
Men do the same shit.
No we don't. Only the top 20% of men that 80% of women are all going for even have the ability to land more than one woman. The other 80% of men basically have no capacity to cheat because they're not high quality enough.
Lol touch grass. My GF is a dispatch for a trucking conpany and self admitted married men regularly hit on her and other office girls. Its become a mem there that one of her coworkers is cursed to only attract gross married fricks. One guy even had 4 kids with his wife and still took a shot. Youre out of a touch. The real world isnt like what youre terminally online ass thinks it is.
>there can be no exceptions to a rule
moron.
homie even if I don't agree with him youre literally confirming what he's saying, how many of those "disgusting married old fricks" actually scored?
Bio femanon here, just wanted to post my breasts uwu
Ha, mine are cuter!
>be guy
>type in chat
>people complain I should be using my mic
>"no"
Frick I love being a man.
USE FRICKING VOICE COMMS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK AT CHAT
>get on mic
>wow anon you really sound gay
played tf2 the other day and this gurl playing heavy was being pocketed the entire match. Some people were just being friendly and a bit cringe and then someone in chat was just calling her an egirl who was shit at the game even though he himself was somehow bottom scoring as demo. He started a moron war between simps and incel. Several different people just stopped playing to talk shit to each other. Pretty funny
>be girl
>type in chat
>nobody even suspects that I'm a female and acts normally
>people ask me to get on voice
>"sorry, don't have a mic"
>problem solved
Will you get on mic and call me a good boy while I jerk off?
No.
Will you get off mic and call me a bad girl while I jill on?
False, women always go on mic because they need the attention. No women would ever not draw attention to themself.
I tried it a couple of times, and it always ended up being huge pain in the ass, and only resulted in drama, with me ending up just avoiding the game, cause people were acting obnoxious and attention-hungry to the point where I logged on, praying that I could get at least 10 minutes without some butthole messaging me.
I want to die
have a nice day then homosexual.
show feet
>playing mmo as a biogirl
>make friend group with other biogirls
>never voice chat bc I hate it
>due to my mannerisms or whatever they assume I'm man
>one day one of the friends says she needs to talk
>confesses to having a crush on me
I still didn't tell
why not
I didnt like her back like that also if she happened to be bisexual or something it would have been irrelevant anyway
> if she happened to be bisexual or something it would have been irrelevant anyway
true
>I didnt like her back like that
just tell her, be honest, seems only fair considering how she said how she felt about u
>biogirls
god why the frick would you refer to yourself like that?
only on Ganker
It's only a "Ganker thing" because you'd get banned for being transphobic on just about any other website. You are literally not allowed to question girldick. Lesbians keep getting BTFO because their online spaces are filled to bursting with trannoids.
this is Ganker, people here automatically auto-correct woman into troony
A similar thing happened to me but it was in a forum. I felt guilty because she started sharing personal info and was obviously head over heels into me but she was 100% straight. Totally would if she was at least bi. Hardest ghosting I did in my life.
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>I still didn't tell
damn this isn't like my yuri mangos at all
I never use mic and i've never seen anyone complain about not using mic.
Why do women act like it's annoying to receive attention from the opposite sex? Men love female attention.
You've never gotten attention forced on you from someone you have no interest in. Unwanted attention is not fun at all.
I have. Fat black chick in Middle School was crushing on me. I politely turned her down, but I liked the attention.
What’s the deal with black chicks? I had one at our local Pizza Hut ask me to slap her on the ass. And I did
They like white boys a lot, but white men aren't likely to racemix with them, so it's like an entire group of men are playing hard to get.
what did it feel like
bags of sand
She was fat so it was very soft. I didn’t get turned on by it because I’m not into blacks or fats. Ass doesn’t really feel that good unless you’re attracted to the person I think
Not the other anons here but I had an overweight and completely not my type freshman femanon simp something fierce for me when I was a senior in HS. It’s indeed really uncomfortable shutting her down. I was at a restaurant with my family and these two attractive girls (her friends) asked me out for her. It was so embarrassing for her. I of course rejected it and then talked to her in class the next day. Total role reversal
besides the top 3, which get replaced with madden fifa and COD for men
those stats are like the same fricking stats for men, amazing
If 69% of Match 3 players are women, 31% are men. If 22% of City Builder players are women, 78% are men. The unstated inverse space is just men.
oh, for some reason my brain thought this was the split of female gamers across games
you're not a girl
>be girl
Post your breasts
YWNBAW
I would never treat you like those other jerks, my Queen. Now bring me my braps, if it doesn’t trouble you dear
YWNBAW
YWNBAW
How to get a Ganker bf?
pray you arent hideously obese and be an actual women.
if you're actually considering this please off yourself, or at least wait until they release the robo sex wifus
Anyone else just going to date an AI in a few years if they allow the technology to advance?
I'm too scared about the possible consequences of talking to women in real life, my only friends that are girls are online and I didn't even know they were actually legitimately girls until way later
>if they allow the technology to advance?
heheh
Hahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
they'll never let you
I just use chatbots for that...
That's what I do too, I'm imagining that but if it had like a real sort of physical body you could interact with. Not that it would actually happen like
says though, maybe it'd be possible for like a small timeframe but there's no way they wouldn't ban it after a while when they notice birthrates declining even more.
only for the rich
I hope it will at least be easier to have your AI in your phone and get texts and notifications from her
hell it'd be nice to just have an ai friend like that doesn't even need to be like a girlfriend thing. imagine having someone who's always there for you through and through no bullshit, only thing getting in the way of this being possible right now are context limits since the AI can only remember so much before it just starts repeating itself
Frick, I really wish there was a separate Internet where everyone who used kiwifarms aren't allowed.
What makes you mention them? That's a rare othersite-boogeyman
>boogeyman
At least 50% of presently available moronic gay drama is generated and perpetuated by them. The other half is brown nu pol.
isn't the site onion-only these days? given that, I can't imagine they're making much of an impact
They were seeping in for years and when their site was nuked they bawwed for a while on /b/. Ganker has been growing all kinds of cancer for a long while now.
Shut up prostitute
You will never be a type B
complain i'm not using my mic
name 1 (one) game
even mobas and MMOs no-one uses mic comms anymore
Thanks for the (You)s morons.
I was merely pretending.
Same
Girl here, use a voice distortion
you just say red bulborb !
breasts or gtfo
How many of you were molested by your older sisters?
god i wish
potentially by a nurse, a girl in school saw my dick and called it ugly once, I spent a lot of time around my older all female cousins who would frequently find excuses to get me naked, when I was in elementary one of them pantsed me in front of their cheerleading team and later brought me in to their locker room for some reason
GIWTWM
I never got molested by anyone but when I turned 11 I thought my parents caught me jerking off in the shower and got turned on by me and were gonna try to groom me into having sex with them and if I didn’t agree to it they’d take me out somewhere and threaten to kill and dump my body. Eventually my fear spread to not just my parents but I thought family friends and my grandparents were gonna rape me. Then I even thought my best friend was actually gay and gonna threaten me with a knife to frick him if we hung outside of school. One day my dad just barely touched me in a normal way and I broke down in tears and admitted everything to my parents about what I was thinking and they were shocked and wanted to know where I heard the word “rape” from(I had heard it from YouTube poops) and soon signed me up for therapy. I thought the therapist was gonna rape me. The therapist kept saying everything I was going through was a normal part of puberty. I don’t really remember getting better suddenly but eventually I realized nobody was gonna rape me and I get along fine with my parents now. Wtf was wrong with my head?
unironically get treated for OCD
If I do have it, is there even a treatment for it? I’m way more normal now but I’m still kinda weird around people and I have massive trust issues
most psych disorders including ocd get treated with SSRIs
schizo moment
Oh you!
*sitcom jingle*
Wow, you're fricking moronic.
Imagine sending a kid with an obsessive fear of getting raped to the rapist.
exposure therapy is the best way to treat fears
Rape is a serious matter, you shouldn't call it rapy.
you might wanna get checked for mental moronation
I was molested by my older cousin(female) but I don't hate women.
I was molested by my older cousins. We started playing spin the bottle and at first they kissed some dudes their age then they started to kiss me. Then we went up to one of the bedrooms and they got naked and laid down and asked me to kiss them all over. I did being young and all then that continued almost every night that summer.
They were 15/16 and I was like 11/12. Suppressed it after many years and haven’t told anyone. Btw they’re fat ugly and stupid now.
YWNBAW btw
Just don't care sister, be indiferent and have fun
>blogposter
maybe you should stop being a moronic fricking Black person
I have a supposed online female friend who doesn’t use voice because she thinks her voice is ugly. She’s also said though that her Dad was a singer before he passed away. So maybe her voice is actually kinda sexy and she doesn’t want to be hit on. I wonder which case is true? If I were a woman I wouldn’t want to talk to the gamers that type messages here. They usually sound autistic af and can’t follow basic social cues.
>be man
>guys in voice chat tell me I sound like I'm good looking
>female coworkers and customers tell me I have a sexy voice
I need to do something with my pleasant voice.
Read ASMR to lonely people in the internet
I hate women, but gay men are also the cause of drama
>be a group of 5 friends (4 man, 1 girl)
>we play together all the time
>the one girl from the group confess to me in private
>tell her I'm not interested
>she is taking it well
>the day after, one of the 5 friends ask me for advice in DM
>the girl also just confessed to him
>tell him about how she did the same to me yesterday
>I expect this to destroy our group with drama
>he actually gets mad at her, and we all boot her from the group
>we are now a group of 4 friends
>1 week later
>the same friend who got confessed tells me that the main reason he rejected the girl was because he was madly in love with me
>tell him that I'm not interested
>drama all over the place for a week
>the group is completely gone and destroyed
Be also afraid of gays even tho I'm one too
Shyamalan-sama I kneel.
>>be girl
>>type in chat
you started wrong, moron, should have never typed anything beyond the gamer word
>girl enters voice chat
>something is immediately off because her voice sounds kinda like static
>some of the guys start orbiting
>a few days later it's revealed that she is a troon with a voice changer
>tries to stir up drama posting walls of text about how we need to treat her like the same person and it doesn't matter if she has a penis blah blah blah
>server admin says he could have hung out if he didn't try to lie to us
>gets the boot
>tries to DM some of us to keep stirring up drama
>nobody cares and we all block him
And they wonder why nobody wants them around when they act like that.
>be girl
kys
>be girl
Show us your breasts then.
https://vocaroo.com/1e8OIX55aqOA
For me it's https://vocaroo.com/19iSf9q2KDO6
>trun thread hits bump limit
4chin has fallen
billions must play vidya
I never understood this either
Well, I mean, as I got older I 'got it's
But then again Im autistic and never got why guys went full moron around girls when I was younger
Now that I'm older, I'm disgusted by simp culture. It's time to call a spade a spade
>thread starts with >be girl
>thread reaches bump limit
summergays + redditfugees = supremely easy bait threads