>be Hyperdimension Neptunia

>be Hyperdimension Neptunia
>dogshit battle system that ruins the entire experience while almost got remedied by the game's atmosphere, world building and music
>story is a parody of the console wars, humanized companies and other shit, the big bad guy is the pirate pagan god that wants to take over the world got thawed by console gods who got retired (fair, because it was a it's time where piracy and console warriorism was a thing).

>be Hyperdimension Neptunia MKII
>mid battle system and anything else but music (which got overused many fricking times)
>it's a reboot to become essentially a japanese propaganda that aged like fecal impaction, the big bads are fat gamer, wagie dev, fangirl and one of the based af characters in the series which (ignorantly) made him a hero thanks to the worst scene in the game (afterwards he got it's character assassinated for obvious reason), piracy is now a force of nature destructive force that kills anyone, it got attentions thanks to "conquest".

>be Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory
>still mid af with overused and less original music
>poorly written mess with missed potential, unlikable characters with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, even the main character.
>you can skip it and you won't miss anything because it takes place in a alternate dimension

>be Megadimension Neptunia VII
>finally improved the battle system since MKII, has a cool aesthetic and a lot of awesome soundtrack (few made by Nobuo Uematsu)
>one of the best stories/writing in the series ever, made characters likable again and (dare i say) made you care about them, has greedy journos and corpos as the big bad guys then the black Dreamcast itself, cool af gundam ninja, gijinka Dreamcast and bamco, made even Vert and Noire likable.

>it's spinoffs and remakes are either mid or atrocious

Holy shit, not even Sonic.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game analysis on a weeb trash game
    autismo infinitum

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    4GO is better than Mk2

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the left cant meme

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy shit, not even Sonic
    Chris-chan is a fan of both so they're officially on the same level.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not mariotehplummer
      cringe

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really did seem like Compile Heart was getting it together around the time of Neptunia VII and Fairy Fencer F but then they just fell off the wagon right after. I don't know if someone left the company, or if everyone just collectively decided that it was too hard. But it sucks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably found out that trying vs not trying gave the same results so they just went for the milking route

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Mary Skelter and Death end re;Quest games are also good. The previous CEO and producer of most of their games left in 2020 so they had a rocky transitional period afterwards but this year is supposed to be the start of a new phase which might be promising considering they even got the rights for Madou Monogatari back from Sega. If nothing else they're slowing down with the endless mediocre Neptunia spinoffs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have a touhou game?
        >Mary Skelter and Death end re;Quest
        I couldn't get into MS and DERQ2, but at least I enjoyed the first DERQ a lot more than what I expected.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called Touhou Spell Carnival, developed by Sting. It's some weird hybrid between strategy RPG and bullet hell where you have to attack and move on the grid to avoid the bullet spam in real time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They have a touhou game?
          They announced a Touhou game alongside a spiritual successor to Aleste/Zanac with M2.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          MS2 is a lot better than the first one and you don't need to play the first to understand it. I recommend trying it sometime.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guardian Legend remake when?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Compile doesn't own the Guardic IP anymore.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bummer. Make a spiritual successor but call it something else then.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kept wondering if maybe the Sony fanservice ban effected Neptunia the same way it effected Senran Kagura. But I will say the Neptunia spin offs are not bad when it comes to Tamsoft making them and even Sisters Vs Sisters which is closer to a mainline game than a spin off story wise is solid thanks to the Action Strategy RPG path they are taking really does help a lot. The new numbered Neptunia should be this year.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they want to become more than "the neptunia company" but every time they try to branch out it isn't as successful as another neptunia spinoff.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with Neptune

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lot of words.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's one word for you: Nepper

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hardly even know 'er.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sampling ideas for your 300 hour video essay series on YouTube or something?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My first game in the series was Neptunia VII, it had issues but seemed to be going in the right direction and I liked it
    I bought a few after that but man they were mediocre (or outright shit), really think the series needs to drop this ARPG stuff because it's terrible

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading all that. Just clicked because I saw Compa.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when Compa was actually relevant

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bought ReBirth last week. Is early game supposed to be this hard?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Noire fight is hard, you might need to use up your potions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't reached Noire yet. I unlocked one of the areas in Lastation and the game introduced me to infected enemies. They all hit Nep, Compa and IF like a truck.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >infected enemies
          You are supposed to either kill those quickly or frick off in early game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy life rings.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buffs
        Actually valuable advice in Rebirth, but not in VII.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Completely different anon here that also just hit this wall, I concur that this is good advice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume you mean the Black Heart fight in RB1?
      Yeah, it's a known early difficulty spike - buy at least one life ring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      game gets very easy after you get mages.,vert and nep exe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly Blanc is enough. She just doesn't die, especially if you further increase her defenses with the backrow effects.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Blanc
          Why would you use her if you can vert rush X3 and use mages. and nep exe after?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Arfoire is a b***h and will OHKO the whole party in her final form, except Blanc.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because she is VERY cute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Early is hard, then eventually you can pull out super moves that one shot strong enemies and get so much exp that the game is never a challenge again. Blanc is also busted, she can generally tank everything and not die, so long as the enemy isn't too high level.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so long as the enemy isn't too high level.
        I remember doing even the lv999 colosseum challenges by throwing Blanc at the enemy face and having everyone else throw exe drives.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think also what is important to remember is that EXE can be very powerful especially if you build out up using the Rush attacks before facing the bosses of each area. It can be very OP.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is the combat in the entire series is slow. I would advise pressing L1/LB throughout for every attack and every enemy attack to speed up the game. Also a second piece of advice get everyone's shares to 15% besides Arfoire for true ending in Re;Birth 1. Normal ending is just ok.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they say full production for next numbered Neptunia barely started a few months ago?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my wives

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Victory
    >unlikable characters with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, even the main character.
    Actual fricking moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would only agree with this on Nep and Compa in the 1st game. They can be very annoying together. I am glad they moved it to IF and Compa in the 2nd game and beyond.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you meant to say
    >re:birth 1-3 are generally mediocre but the remake system can hold your attention
    >Mega Neptunia VII is an overall better game but lacks the remake system and therefore is not worth playing

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the remakes of the first three games. What am I in for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same battle system based on Victory with actual improvements only in the last game.
      Also a lot of reused items from Victory and mk2.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So only VII is worth it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can watch the anime which is a retold story mixing mk2 and victory and you'll get most of the plots of the 3 games necessary for VII.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is Nep GameMaker on PC soon.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be idea factory game
    >is shit
    >every. time.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker you promised me a new Madou Monogatari game, well, where is it???

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dirty secret is i first listened to the dub and its now what i use.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dub

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Melissa Fahn Is my purple heart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Melissa Fahn nails smol Neptune's chilidsh dorky voice perfectly but when it comes to Perfect Heart I prefer Tanaka Rie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because it's her natural voice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your purple heart a shit

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uni

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