>Be me. >Check my youtube recs. >3+ hour "Reviews" that provide no analysis at all

>Be me
>Check my youtube recs
>3+ hour "Reviews" that provide no analysis at all
>1+ hour "Lore" videos that contain no original content
>"Beating [Game] with [Restriction]"

What went wrong with youtube?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is it possible to beat DARK SOULS using a WEAPON???

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch goyslop
    >get recommended goyslop
    waooooooow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 10 (seven) good video game analysis channels.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your moronic post implied that there's enough good analysis channels that you could end up getting recommended them if you watch high-quality analysis. So post 12 of them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        warlockracy
        errant signal
        leadhead
        hbomberguy
        action button
        Shammy
        Mandaloregaming
        josephanderson
        mrBtongue
        Noah gervais

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >leadhead
          >literal troony
          no thanks

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            whats wrong with cute girls

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              he smokes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pray and tell, how are you going to analyze a game without following the plot aka the intended way to play.

          I remember watching errant signal. I wonder why I stopped. Probably a gg thing.
          Poor Shammy. RIP, sweet prince.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need to follow the plot if you're not analyzing the story or plot.
            Furthermore: the point was that people are just reading walkthroughs and calling them reviews.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >warlockracy
          I swear this guy whole shitck now os just. Nu/k/ shit and nothing more. He also somehow posseses deep but still grating voice. O and His arcanum review is one of the wors things i had a displeasure watching.
          O and he defended Frontier. Ansy body who does it is a A grade moron.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon are you okay
            why are you typing like that?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im a Phonegay. Sorry.
              Also if i wish to point at good video essayist. It would have been Alt Shift X. Too bad he is a friend with An unfunny goy with a homosexual voice.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shammy
          >Literal vore fetishist
          >Calls himself a "critic" without any irony

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not to move goalposts but the only good analysis channels in there are mrbtongue, action button, and hbomberguy (even though he's moronic).
          Mandalore makes reviews, not analyses. Good to know if you want to buy a game, not good if you want to understand it.
          Joseph Anderson is surface level, meandering, and mostly plot summary.
          Noah Gervais similar to hamsterson.
          Errant Signal has to be a troll, right? There's no way anybody can seriously think those things.
          Haven't seen much of the rest, thanks for the recommendations.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think JA's elden ring vid was one of the only good ones he ever made

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know any of these people but I wonder how many I've added to my block list on youtube already because I could tell they're just paid shills after 30 seconds of one video "review".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Gaming Brit Show

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        resonant arc

        they do a book club thing but with games though so their videos are long and they expect you to play with them but they go through sections and analyze what they saw and stuff like that its pretty cool and its mostly story focused analyzing and not gameplay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >video game analysis channels
        heres your problem
        there are no analysis chanel there are mathewmatosis' hot takes and garbage

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        21kiloton

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NeverKnowsBest
        Majuular
        JoshStrifePlays
        NitroRad
        Caddicarus
        SsethTzeentach
        SuperDerekRPGs
        Dungeon Chill
        Pyrocynical
        Nyarly

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i only recognize two names on that list

          JoshStrifePlays -- okay sure
          Sseth -- r u srs? not analysis

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        PatricianTV

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jimmy McGee is the absolute king and you will find nobody better.
        Running Shine is funny and TehSnakerer is pretty solid, too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jimmy mcgee
          based

          ?t=3720

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright. I’ll give it a go. I’ll post some lesser known shit.

        HPRshredder >https://youtube.com/@HPRshredder
        (this one’s me) Videos detailing a chronological trip through video games

        bit.static
        > https://youtube.com/@bitstatic
        Some really great content. Love his Dark Souls and Journey to the Center of the earth videos. Really solid Mario Wonder review most recently.

        Stoked
        >https://youtube.com/@stokedtube
        Lots of variety here. Big into early 2000s PC gaming and action figures and shit. Some really solid gaming videos as well.

        The Crawl
        >https://youtube.com/@TheCrawl
        Dungeon crawling and Metroidvania content primarily, and some pretty high production value. Also does interviews and shit like that. Highly recommend.

        Dustin Kreis
        >https://youtube.com/@dustinkreis
        Hasn’t uploaded in forever, but has some excellent non-scripted discussion content on a huge number of games. Really thoughtful content.

        Never Chris
        >https://youtube.com/@neverchris
        Recently started making content again, and it’s good. Love his recent video talking about how TotK got boring so quickly.

        JUFORADE
        >https://youtube.com/@Juforade
        Doesn’t make videos anymore, but has an incredible video on Mother 1 vs Mother 2

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tim Rogers and Action Button

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only good video game content is still watching old episodes of AVGN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not watching board james
      ngmi

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >old games are still better
    >old youtube videos are still better
    it's a tale as old as time

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The youtube algorithm thinks you're an autistic homosexual

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    Who else would you be? Fricking idiot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys newbie

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>"Beating [Game] with [Restriction]"
    Only ymfah does this well.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I don't have to play the game if I don't really want to

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    long form videos are trending

    you are being shown the mainstream

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >long form videos are trending
      really? I always here youtubers say that they have to end a video before it gets too long because people don't like long vids

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game : the review

    It's a fricking edited walkthrough

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of videos out there with chat GPT paraphrased Wikipedia articles with half a million views is honestly baffling.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3+ hour "Reviews" that provide no analysis at all
    Skill issue, you always check the channel of the person who made it and if they cover many videogames or media then drop it instantly because it's just FOTM shit for algorithm bait, all the good ones have an autism for that particular game that can't be fulfilled with just one video, they will probably get over a 100 hours of content just on one thing and they are pretty much the only entertainment youtube channels worth following these days besides compilations of shit you find funny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me names!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        EpicNate315 has been doing Bethesda games for years, I like his cinematography. He covers everything, everything.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0 personality cat poster makes a shit thread
    everytime

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's anything like google(it is) then it'll be youtube fricking with the search results to push corporate/money making videos

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >analysis of a video game
    >45 minute video
    >10 minutes discussing advertising, plot, writing, graphics, gameplay elements, user interface, weapons and items.
    >35 minutes talking about every boss in the game, what they look like and what their move set is.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can you beat [Game] with [normal gameplay mechanic]???

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game reviewer is knowledgeable about the game
    >gives incredible insights and a lot of backstory about the creation of game
    >does excellent narration and gives his point across efficiently
    >every 5-10 minutes, there is a cringe and annoying skit of him doing some moronic scene about the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Start your own channel and edit out the shitty skits.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >review
    >it's just a let's play

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Beating [Game] with [Restriction]"
    This is somehow the worst of all of these, holy shit I hate them so fricking much. Unironically who are the people who watch these?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just listen to music in the background like a normal person whenever you're doing something.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you engage with people irl you have a level of pretense in the exchange that prevents you from laying your balls on the table. Its nice to hear someone give a personal insight or analysis to relate to recreationally. Dont have to be deep to meditate. Music doesnt always vibe.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    About 13 years ago now Youtube retooled their recommendation algorithm to focus less on view count and more on watch time. They also prioritized frequent uploaders over people who uploaded more sparsely. This did two things. First, it basically murdered amateur animation as a viable channel model on youtube since frequent animation uploads were 30 seconds long while more infrequent uploads were at most 5-7 minutes. Second, it heavily incentivized video game youtubers to upload letsplays since these were easy to make, generated high watch time, and could be uploaded frequently. Later on, youtube would quietly move to derank unedited letsplay videoes from the algorithm as they began to overtake the platform.

    So what did game youtubers pivot to? Well, you posted it. Since it's not raw gameplay, """reviewers""" and similar video essayists aren't deranked. Beating [Game] with [Restriction] actually occurs because of a confluence of two factors. Video essayists are mostly double dipping with streaming these days. So if you're someone who beats a game with an absurd condition, you get to have your cake and eat it too as you stream the entire attempt live and then cut that VOD up into a 90+ minute chunk that you narrate over. Win-win. If you have a Patreon you can even get your subscribers to vote on the next challenge if they're at the $5 and up tier. Aren't economic incentive curves grand?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I saw this with those dark souls challenge videos and some botw challenge videos. I just dont care about all the ways to buff yourself 500 times. Worthless fricking garbage. No one has any purpose to look at anything imaginatively enough to make content just as long without blowing hot air. It always has to be some moronic meta commentary about how there's some antediluvian metaphor or occult tie in with the heros journey so you feel like you own a wooden penny.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What an insightful and well thought out post.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he should become a Youtuber.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s because modern gaming is dead. Unplug.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is full of adventure time scenes.
    I haven't watched adventure time in a decade, and haven't looked up anything even tangentially related to it in almost as long. Where the frick does this shit come from?

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong with youtube?
    Money

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone's demonetised so there's no money

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Everyone not serving indians and children is demonetized. Even politics channels target children.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone's demonetised so there's no money
        yeah right

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I spent 100 days in [GAME]
    >[GAME] broke me...
    >This is what 80 hours look like in [GAME]

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw watched a 1+ hour Lufia 2 retrospective
    I love youtube

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only good one is maffew

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though what compels someone to make a plot summary and call it an analysis, and why is it so common?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody clicks on "I personally spoil the entire plot of -game- or tell you things you already knew for an hour"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never taken an english class? Plot summary is low effort and gets you a high page count. Analysis is difficult and you have to really work for every paragraph.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody clicks on "I personally spoil the entire plot of -game- or tell you things you already knew for an hour"

        They must know their target audience has already played the game, so they must realise they are just wasting everyone's time

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so they must realise they are just wasting everyone's time
          Yes.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Running Shine

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All those are infinitely more interesting than HEYA PEOPLES, wienerSMOKER409 HEEEEEEEEERE AMD TODAY WE'RE CONTINUING OUR WONDERFUL PLAYTHROUGH OF MAJORAS MASK

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new game bad
    >new game HUGE disappointment
    >upcoming game is looking bad…
    >why I stopped playing new game
    >new game is a FLOP look at this failure

    Why even play new vidya anymore if you’re just gonna complain about everything?

    Huh Ganker?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is my biggest problem with the troony reviewer, everyone hates her for golem related things i fricking hate that she just says what's in the fricking game, repeats the story and sometimes says she thinks it's cool.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with the troony reviewer,

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        from "golem" i'm gonna take a shot in the dark and assume he means sphere hunter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        from "golem" i'm gonna take a shot in the dark and assume he means sphere hunter

        true my bad I did mean sphere

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People don't care about actually having original content and analysis because derivative content regurgitated from a wiki is already informative enough for 90% of the drooling moron audience.

    OP if your IQ is over 105 you're already more intelligent than the supermajority of the world population. Your average person struggles to find the wiki for a game to read about the lore, and can't stand reading that lore for more than 30 seconds anyway.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're average moron "gamer" can't get enough of this type of slop. I mean it. I guarantee the people who binge "content" like this are fricking morons.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Plays video games competently and is knowledgeable
    >Edits their videos to cut out dead air and uninteresting moments
    >Is entertaining and doesn’t have the personality of a dead fish or sounds like mr.beast impersonator
    >No face cam and not a streamer
    >Plays a variety of genres and games of ranging levels popularity
    >uploads at least semi regularly
    There has to be at least someone like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, but none of that sells advertising clicks so you don't get it recommended in your feed.

      Anon one of the reasons all the stuff you're being recommended is moronic garbage, is because moronic morons are the only people clicking on ads and buying things through ads, and because of that they're the only ones the entire system caters to and tries to exploit.

      If your videos are not made for fricking morons then your videos wont get ad clicks, because there's no fricking morons watching them. Since there's no ad clicks, there's no money in it for youtube to promote your video.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the best vidya essay you know. Doesn’t matter what game it’s about.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you said it didn't matter, right

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Beating [Game] with [Restriction]"
    Ymfah is absolutely based, and basically the OG, though he has fallen from his glory days
    everyone else is a boring gay copycat

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blatant thread for anons to advertise other men giving them as money. You're all fricking homosexuals doing it for free.

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