>be Nintendo. >make a dlc for BotW. >sell it as a full price sequel. >be FROM Software. >make Elden Ring 2

>be Nintendo
>make a dlc for BotW
>sell it as a full price sequel
>be FROM Software
>make Elden Ring 2
>sell it as a dlc for 20 bucks cheaper
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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're called israelitetendo for a reason

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that time fromsoft released elden ring solely to force nintendo to push back their new flagship franchise back a year
    >that time two years later nintendo got preemptively BTFO by fromsoft throwing out a trailer right when nintendo said they were gonna do so
    does fromsoft hate nintendo or something? why do they keep obliterating them? It can't just be because From's megabased, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda out preformed Elden Ring.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zelda out preformed Elden Ring.
        What Zelda game are we talking about here?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    621 chads jobs soon!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 bucks cheaper
    NINTENDO RAISED THE PRICE OF THEIR GAMES TO 70 WITH THE DLC
    Elden Ring 2 is 40

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 bosses
    >elden ring 2
    don't tell him.
    you're paying 60% of the cost for 10% of the content, you just don't know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 bosses
      >source: Just trust me bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda out preformed Elden Ring.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        It's still the truth. It also did it on a single platform.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Troon is seething for itchy open wound and is hissing for attention.
      Kys misserable Black person, We are having a good time and we'll continue to do so for far longer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 main bosses? Fricking awesome. That would mean probably 20-30 bosses from new caves/catacombs and probably 20+ new field bosses, along with all the mini bosses Fromsoft puts in. Sounds like it'll be stacked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t that more bosses than BOTW and TOTK combined?

  6. 3 months ago
    fuckyomother

    STFU From-cuck, Tears is a complete big ass game 10/10 frick this PS4 garbage made for S&M homosexuals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STFU From-cuck, Tears is a complete big ass game 10/10 frick this PS4 garbage made for S&M homosexuals

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it just an inverted Limgrave? Lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's apparently not even the same lands

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anything, I wouldn't mind it with full price as long as it's good. Reminds me of MH. If it's similarly as big as MH's expansions like Iceborne, then that would be good. But with this price, I doubt that it would be as significant as that.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >june

    frick off, I know it's ready now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are right anon. But Miyazaki-Sama is a kind hearted man, he has to give Geoff something to "hype" people up for his troony summer games show or whatever that circus is called.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This should have been the erdtree design for the base game. The one in vanilla is ugly as frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the actual cool part of this image is the drapes descending from the tree. neat effect.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will be buying this thank you very much. Give me more elden ring bullshit please and thank you. I will sell my 3rd child for Bloodborne 2

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    30$ cheaper

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly a decade
    >still ass blasted

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snakes and Fire are both mortal sins in eyes of the Erdtree/Golden Order. Messmer is sort of a parody of anti-Marika-ness. I wonder if this is meant to highlight the more subtle or peaceful way that Miquella attempted rebellion against the Golden Order, or if it being so over the top if meant to hint at Messmer being a play within Miquella's plan, like the first lines in the trailer hint

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Messmer has one eye closed like Melina and Ranni
    >The mark over Melina's eye is that weird dragon claw thing
    >Messmer is all about Dragons (probably)
    I wonder if Messmer and Melina were twins like Malenia and Miquella. What if it was Messmer that burned Melina the first time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you doing here asking questions vaati?! Go get that lore vidya out already!!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    $50?!?!?!?!?!?1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a job Black person

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sort of "First Sin" vibes to the trailer. In the same way that the veil around Marika's bed represents her keeping the secrecy of the Marika/Radagon dichotomy, the "Shadow of the Edtree" appears to be a veil around the Erdtree itself. From outside we see the Erdtree majestic and golden as the Golden Order would want, but within the veil we see the truth. Not sure if it is meant to be the Erdtree dying from Deathroot infection or if is meant to show the Erdtree living parasitically (grafted) to the Helphen, which enabled the normal cycles of death that occurred prior to the Golden Order and the removal of the death rune.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring was fun, I'll pick this up for sure. Glad I've got some time for Dragon's Dogma 2 before this drops.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Messmer is actually one of the earlier bosses in the DLC and not last so I can use his spear a bunch, it looks pretty neat

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks very nice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realize that the wings are coming off his snakes, they looked like they might be armour adornments in the trailer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        weird proportions. like a stick bug, or a grasshopper

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I think his skinny gangliness is meant to make you think of Miquella's weird arm hanging out of the cocoon. I suspect they're going to be intentionally vague until the very end of the DLC as to whether Messmer is truly a lost child of Marika, or if the third child is Melina after all and Messmer is revealed to be some aspect of Miquella. Miquella could be unwitting in this, like he is brainfricked by the Formless Mother via Mogh and is acting out as a result. Maybe once we beat him blonde-shota-Miquella is freed in the cutscene (like those two shots of Miquella at the end of the trailer). Or maybe Messmer is a deliberate deception by Miquella in order to manipulate the Tarnished.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >poison swamp assets stolen from Dark Souls 3
      >reskinned Winter Lantern from Bloodborne
      yawn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't mind the shameless Fromsoft recycling when it comes together so nicely. The DLC looks beautiful

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow Bro better draw every single lantern and chair completely from scratch for every new game develop shut the frick up Black person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zelda reuses same bosses and trash mob in their sequel

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    new zanzibart lore when?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discordies calling for help from tendies, pathetic.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to the Famitsu interview the Monk-martial-art thing and the throwing daggers aren't just weapon arts, they're new weapon types. I would definitely play the DLC in sekiro monk mode

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