>game starts in a tavern
>i try to talk to the bartender
>DM: Please wait a while before talking to the bartender
>DM then sets an eggtimer for five minutes and leaves the table
Is this what happens when your DM does it for free? How do I even respond without sounding mad?
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>i'm going to go jerk-off in the bathroom for five minutes
>DM: the tavern only has an outhouse
>who said anything about the tavern?
what exactly is this schizophrenic babble meant to imply
Same
You got off lucky. Usually my DM makes the bartender a big titty self insert (DM is a man, mind you) and the bartender talks your ear off about dumb shit. Like, teleport us to the dungeon already, DUDE.
Freckles or no deal.
D&D isn't a game, nor is any other system that follows its mentality.
>D&D isn't a game,
wut
D&D is a role playing
making threads with youtube thumbnails should be a bannable offense
>we get to the dungeon
>finally get to the loot
>DM had us all roll a d100
>buddy rolls a 100, gets a +2 sword
>rest of us just get mundane gear and gold
>dm offers each of us a reroll for $0.99
Problem with free games is this predatory pricing BS. But oh well a reroll or two is cheaper than a paid dm
no, that's what happens when your gm is shit.
get a new gm if yours is a moron who can't even improvise a damn bartender.
>the list has an oxford comma but does not have a comma between the first and second element
>the list uses "and" to connect each element
>the list does not follow parallel structure to such a degree that it is incoherent if reordered
>the second line uses passive voice when active voice would be objectively easier to parse and more concise
>the final line uses non-words like "inb4"
>the final line uses quotation marks without quoting anyone or defining a term
>the commas are outside the quotation marks
>the final sentence does not have a predicate
>the final sentence does not have a period
jannies, take him away
You are my writing nerd hero.
thanks for alerting the jannies, now the rest of us don't get to read and critique it. fricking tourist
>What's behind my DM screen
A huge homosexual is the universally correct answer for anyone who uses a screen.
>let the players read my game notes from across the table
no, i don't think i will
You can read upside down?
You can't?
˙ɥƃnɐl puɐ ɯiɥ ʇɐ ʞoo˥
˙uʍop ǝpisdn pɐǝɹ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uɐɔ uouɐ siɥ
it's a ChatGPT thread
many such cases
>using a dm screen for anything but hiding the minis you are going too put on the table later in the session
I bet he doesn't even improvise everything