>be Sam Lake & Remedy Entertainment. >make 2 good games in the early 2000s (Max Payne 1 & 2)

>be Sam Lake & Remedy Entertainment
>make 2 good games in the early 2000s (Max Payne 1 & 2)
>release Alan Wake in 2010
>it flops and no one plays it
>release Quantum Break in 2016
>it flops and no one plays it
>Release Alan Wake Remastered in 2021
>it flops and no one plays it
>Release the super woke Alan Wake 2 in collaboration with Sweet Baby Inc
>it flops and no one plays it
Despite all these flops, he's convinced Rockstar to fund the Max Payne remake and 505 games to fund Control 2. On top of this he's working with AMC to create an Alan Wake TV show. They've shrugged off flops that would have ended lesser studios and have their hands in like 3 different projects. How does Sam fricking do it? Can anything stop him?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think you know what flop means

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it means no one played it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low sales.

      https://i.imgur.com/IFiQ6me.png

      >be Sam Lake & Remedy Entertainment
      >make 2 good games in the early 2000s (Max Payne 1 & 2)
      >release Alan Wake in 2010
      >it flops and no one plays it
      >release Quantum Break in 2016
      >it flops and no one plays it
      >Release Alan Wake Remastered in 2021
      >it flops and no one plays it
      >Release the super woke Alan Wake 2 in collaboration with Sweet Baby Inc
      >it flops and no one plays it
      Despite all these flops, he's convinced Rockstar to fund the Max Payne remake and 505 games to fund Control 2. On top of this he's working with AMC to create an Alan Wake TV show. They've shrugged off flops that would have ended lesser studios and have their hands in like 3 different projects. How does Sam fricking do it? Can anything stop him?

      The studio could close tomorrow. We don't know their finances.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only a flop if Ganker didn't like it

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single pre-alan wake remedy release did better than alan wake 2 in sales
    what the frick happened

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      EGS

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        every game they make they always seem to shoot themselves in the foot with exposure.

        >Alan Wake
        Xbox exclusive

        >Quantum Break
        >Xbox exclusive and windows store (temporary)

        >CONTROL
        Temporary EGS

        >Alan Wake 2
        EGS permanent exclusive, and no physical version

        I hate how they always limit their reach

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those "limits" is what allows them to get the games funded in the first place, moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Video game studios don't do ESG. Why do you people use words you don't understand? Also, don't you guys love corporations? Why are you complaining when you're just going to give then tax cuts and no oversight anyway,

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          EGS, not ESG

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          fricking moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, don't you guys love corporations? Why are you complaining when you're just going to give then tax cuts and no oversight anyway
          I love how everyone who defends ESG or acts like it's not really happening always outs themselves as a leftist so quickly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Failing upwards isn't common, but it's way more common than you think. I get a feeling Sam is genuinely charismatic irl and gets people to fund his projects chewing the fat despite no big returns.

      He sold his soul to Larry Fink

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      EGS. The fact he probably made money just from going on it and israeliteing Sweeney is why he did it anyway.
      Remember the hardest part of a studio is breaking even and if EGS is paying his budget, why not just go with it?
      Same reason Square did it. Make your budget back, sit back for a year and then make profit next year when you drop it on Steam.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >EGS
        is this really the best excuse though? it's on both major consoles and sold like shit there too, and those have 50+ million established players already
        and it's not a matter of
        >muh console sales
        alan wake was established on console first, its pc release was 2 years later

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i see a lot of console players on twitter wanting a physical release before buying, so it could be that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth is nobody likes black people (including other black people). Liberals will pretend, but if you drop them anywhere with a high concentration they will leave at the earliest opportunity.

      Call me a chud, but the numbers speak for themselves.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not liking black people is a survival mechanism. It's Darwinism at it's finest.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming OP's narrative is heavily romanticized and Sam isn't the underdog this post portrays him to be.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the super woke Alan Wake 2 in collaboration with Sweet Baby Inc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still in denial about Sam being a sellout?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a good thing people just say shit like this now, that way you know the moron OP hasn't played the game at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't super woke but... I'm just Black person fatigued, ok? Maybe I'll play it in 10 years when I'm not as tired of seeing a girlboss nigress every other game I get. Ugh, I know, sorry!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you shouldn't confuse a good game with grab-bag idpol that gets shoehorned into massive products.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you shouldn't confuse a good game with grab-bag idpol that gets shoehorned into massive products
            >game is assisted by sweet baby inc.
            The funny thing is, there is irrefutable proof that the very same idpol garbage is part of AW2's core writing. And it's barely a game, just like the first one was.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does it matter if it is idpol or not? Either way Sam got to make the game he wanted, got awards for it, and now is making other games without any regard to how AW2 actually sold or what chuds think about his game

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >artist compromises on his vision for gaybux
                It absolutely matters, sweet baby shill. Because he knows the award song and dance is all for show, and that the sales are what determines success.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sam lake
                >compromised
                are you moronic? he's literally the reason the entire game is as weird as it is despite everyone else telling him to tone it down. he literally fought against everyone for the musical to be included. you can say whatever you want about sam but he never compromised on his vision for AW2

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he never compromised on his vision for AW2
                >but he absolutely will compromise on the actress that plays saga
                >despite being established in previous in-universe games
                >and will absolutely change dialogue and story beats to make this weird cringe pandering "normal"
                What was really fun was seeing him crack on stage about the changes when accepting the award.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Saga is Mr. Door's daughter and Mr. Door was originally supposed to be played by Lance Reddick, with whom Alan is close with. That's just another example of Sam sticking to his vision. And honestly his speech at the awards was moving - I almost cried with him too, seeing him finally get recognition for his amazing writing and storytelling

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sweet baby shill posts his (xis?) suggested changes on 4chons, outing sam lake as a compromising loser
                you tremendous homosexual

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                noooooooo he can't change his mind on a single choice in between the 7 year span between quantum break and alan wake 2! he can't hire an actual actress to play the part now after puttng some random remedy employee in costume for a teaser!!! no!!!!!

                I'm in the woods with saga, third chapter starting on the beach side
                Lots of things that seem locked in the woods, look like I need to find a screwdriver and a second doll, and some rocks... Am I supposed to find them now or progress then come back later? Casey waiting at the car
                What are the points of no return in terms of exploration?

                you get those items later then you can freely explore those areas

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noooooooo he can't change his mind on a single choice in between the 7 year span between quantum break and alan wake 2!

                if he wasn't a compromising homosexual, there would be no need for the change in the first place
                also
                >max payne was loaded with remedy randos and was better for it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                im sure sandra the intern would be able to carry the load of playing the secondary protagonist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Remember -- Alan Wake is not voiced by his likeness.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and he's an actor, not an intern

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry to hear you're butthurt anon. Can I offer you some ass cream in these trying times?

                >Post recorded. Please allow 24-48 hours for your payment to be received. -Sweet Baby Inc.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Post recorded. Please allow 24-48 hours for your payment to be received. -Sweet Baby Inc.

                Thank you Sweet Baby Inc! I love what you did with Alan Wake 2 btw

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry to hear you're butthurt anon. Can I offer you some ass cream in these trying times?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no actual argument
                >just more sweet baby shilling
                >game still isn't selling
                lol!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                is that a no on the ass cream? you really seem to need it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Post recorded. Please allow 24-48 hours for your payment to be received. -Sweet Baby Inc.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Saga's implied actress in the old video was tied to Quantum Break to which Remedy doesn't have rights to, Microsoft has. Also she had a singing career or some bullshit so she wasn't even available. Not to mention Mr Door.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did you figure that out from a single image showing the lady cop is black now? Thats quite the leap in logic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a good thing people just say shit like this now, that way you know the moron OP hasn't played the game at all.

      it's called bait morons

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i know it's bait, so was my post. we are all just autists sitting on our ass trying to bait each other for no reason. this is not a discussion board.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have a point. Kim bel air has made studios change MC's into black women. That'a baseically where her advisement begins and ends.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Avoid all games Sweet baby had a hand in, those women are incredibly cringe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >name yourself heel vs babyface
        >work yourself into a seething shoot 24/7

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine unironically posting any of the welfare leeches of Fandom menace as an authoritative source.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"live love laugh" sign is character building
        shiggy diggy my morons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sweetbabyinc com/projects/
      lol, its real, anal wake gtfo

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because they've mostly kept to themselves and can actually be sustained off of modest successes, instead of setting off the fire alarms and flushing 70% of the employees down the toilet when they fail to make "fortnite 2". This is what game companies SHOULD look like. Remedy has been around for a long time, and with that comes experience and knowledge. Alan Wake II isn't a game that needs to sell all of its copies in the first two weeks, it's not an annual sports game. Remedy will be selling Alan Wake II for years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This honestly. You shouldn't need a slam dunc each time to keep your doors open

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's more incredible is that only MP1&2 were good games. Everything they made since has been utter shit.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think he cares. All he wants to do is turn his autistic stories into games.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake did actually really well over time. It just struggled at the outset because it came out right next to fricking Red Deadass Redemption.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It just struggled at the outset
      >original game sold 1.4 mil on 360 alone in a year
      i mean it's only been a couple months but we're dealing with an existing ip now, and it can't crack a mil on three platforms with the ad campaign it got?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make 2 good games in the early 2000s (Max Payne 1 & 2)
    I dunno man, I always thought they were pretty fricking boring.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's a (you)

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will you learn
    You have no say in what's being made in this industry
    You cannot vote with your wallet
    You chose this when you accepted subscription services, people subbed to gaypass and psn and other ones are what's making this customer bypassing possible
    Its over

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the woods with saga, third chapter starting on the beach side
    Lots of things that seem locked in the woods, look like I need to find a screwdriver and a second doll, and some rocks... Am I supposed to find them now or progress then come back later? Casey waiting at the car
    What are the points of no return in terms of exploration?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game simply gives you a "this is point of no return" warning before the end

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just like the fact that he just directly translated his Finnish name into English (Sami Järvi -> Sam Lake)

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it flopped even though the studio is still in business and developing multiple projects

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a no on the ass cream? you really seem to need it

      >sweetbaby was mentioned so i need to start spamming and defending the studio
      kek

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like AW2 but Saga is just unlikable
    She's bland, I don't understand how she's supposed to be interesting

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is the money coming from if they're flopping? I'm not familiar.
    or is this "Ganker flopping" where it's not actually a flop?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its odd how Ganker is suddenly very interested in sales charts and popularity numbers, when it used to be the opposite. live long enough to see yourself become a israelite.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is this "Ganker flopping" where it's not actually a flop?
      Yes. The real reason they're seething, is that Sam is a successful and fit chad with a wife and children, thousands of fangirls uploading videos of themselves leaking from their eyes and pussies, and he isn't a terminally online loser obsessed with american politics.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >outsold by the first game
        >the 360 version
        >only
        Funny how the Game Awards were like "BUY ALAN WAKE II" and no one did.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >obsessed with american politics
        moron, watch him be all about fricking american politics when Finland is ordered to attack Russia to drag us all into WW3

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam Lake and Illkka Villi on the front lines against Russia in 2024 (colorized)

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DIDNT MAKE A BUNCH OF MONEY THATS HOW YOU KNOW ITS BAD I MEAN LOOK AT VALORANT THAT MAKES A LOT OF MONEY SO ITS GOOD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sales and engagement are generally indicators of success. It's immature to think otherwise. AW2 lacked both.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah cause the movies and games these days that make a shit load of money are always quality and good, sure sure.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the wise words of Todd and Aaron
        >MOVIE OF THE YEAR: JURASSIC WORLD, YO THERES DINOSAURS ALL OVER THE PLACE, YOU GOT DINOSAURS HERE DINOSAURS THERE, THEIR STOMPING AROUND. AND IT MADE A LOT OF MONEY AND EVERYBODY KNOW THE MONEYS WHERE ITS AT

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne is one of the best games ever

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >release Alan Wake in 2010
    >it flops and no one plays it

    Loved it and got every achievement on 360

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not convinced Alan Wake 2 is a real game yet. All I know about it is that it has a black woman and a gay TikTok bait dance, the one from the awards show.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Control sold 3 million copies and Epic is funding them to promote strong black female protags

    My guess is that they have enough money for Max Payne 4, Control 5 and Anal Woke 3

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on Sweet Baby?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a social justice extortion racket. You send your game in to get "sensitivity read" for "problematic" content, and they don't get their friends in the gamesjourno mafia to write hitpieces on your company or product.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      diversity and sensitivity consultant that games use to sit down, listen and become educated

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 losing to it twice really mindbroke the Lariangays huh

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    game is pure kino, no surprise v is getting filtered

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Posts recorded. Please allow 24-48 hours for your payment to be received. -Sweet Baby Inc.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        chuds can't even make their shitposts make sense.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chuds
          hello sweet baby shill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're just gonna screech and cry like a little homosexual all day long, you should just have a nice day already.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Post recorded! You're doing great work out there for us. Please allow 24-48 hours for your payment to be received. -Sweet Baby Inc.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks better than alan wake 1 at least

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        More slower paced than AW1. Better as a horror game, exploring the woods actually feels spooky, enemies are more threatening and unpredictable, ammo more scarce. AW1 never felt tense to me, it had fun combat but everything was on rails.
        They just ripped off RE2R for the gameplay and it was a good decision. Limited inventory and resources, risk/reward reticle focus, some non-linearity and backtracking.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it still falls apart on gameplay, because even if you went for making it like RE2R, they made the environments way too open so that you simply run past enemies easily. On top of that, they give you a lot more ammo than I felt I ever had in RE2R, and killing an enemy was more consistent in how much ammo it'd take. The pacing was also awful because they'd go for these smaller scale encounters, broken apart by much longer periods of all story.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    emerging into NYC just feels breathtaking
    like emerging into Limgrave the first time

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is sweet baby the new Ganker boogeyman or something? Never heard shit about them until like a week ago

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is sweet baby the new Ganker boogeyman or something?
      Yes, it's the new scapegoat for morons when they don't have an argument.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is sweet baby the new Ganker boogeyman or something?
      Yes, it's the new scapegoat for morons when they don't have an argument.

      calling it a boogeyman is avidly avoiding facts and logic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wat

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay now put progressing the story in hold to go back and explore this new area—
    Um, I think not.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He keeps shoving his face into everything he makes. At this point he killed the Remedy studio just to get personal glory and fame and hang out with Hollywood people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered, lynched, laked

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest complaint with this game is even though I have it installed on an SSD I still have very long load times. No idea why, I've also heard other people with SSD's have really short load times so it seems just random to me.

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