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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried. Wasn't fun enough.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to, but those pawnstar gays never have it in stock.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    im tired

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    by cheating?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I use the warps?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    even with savestates it gets hellish and I admit I got turbofiltered

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that said, it's a technical masterpiece and the fact that it got into people's hearts with just the levels up to and including turbo tunnel is insane and also a bit of a shame it wasn't a bit more accessible in its entirety

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        where did you get stuck at?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was 2 player locally and I think we gave up at the level after the second flying bikes with the fire background
          we could've had it but it got too frustrating and savescummy at that point

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You wouldn't have made it past the Clinger Winger stage anyway as it's bugged and can't be completed with two players.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you didn't get to the rocket powered surf boards, or jet planes?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          99% of people who play it never make it past the speeder bike level. It may be the greatest filter in gaming history. Also the game is shit

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gets filtered
            >calls it shit as xe can't git gud

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you not a true gamer

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it can't be re released in its entirety. Japanese law is weird. it's the music that's copyrighted

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Japanese judge: Do you have permission to use that particular arrangement of beep boops?

          >No, the composer is unknown and the only guy who might know died years ago.

          Judge: WELL I GUESS YOU'RE NEVER GETTING PERMISSION THEN. FRICKU YOOUU

          Copyright law doesn't even make any sense in the current era. It's a completely outdated system. AI generated content, decompositions, and the fact that all "evidence" can be easily forged means we need a complete rehaul of our legal system.

          Instead of having lone individuals sit on properties they're not using, just give the rights to whoever is actually doing something with the IP.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's messed up

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          QRD? Which is the most complete version? What's missing from it?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            nes is the complete version. even on the ps4 it's missing music

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who composed it, Michael Jackson?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dave wise?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a joke about the Sonic 3 music. But also because

                >Japanese judge: Do you have permission to use that particular arrangement of beep boops?

                >No, the composer is unknown and the only guy who might know died years ago.

                Judge: WELL I GUESS YOU'RE NEVER GETTING PERMISSION THEN. FRICKU YOOUU

                Copyright law doesn't even make any sense in the current era. It's a completely outdated system. AI generated content, decompositions, and the fact that all "evidence" can be easily forged means we need a complete rehaul of our legal system.

                Instead of having lone individuals sit on properties they're not using, just give the rights to whoever is actually doing something with the IP.

                might have been implying nobody knows who composed it, unless I misunderstood a joke he was making.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the music was done by David Wise. We are talking about the NES Battletoads, right?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            the owners of battletoads now don't have the copyright for some of the tracks

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did it over two decades ago. It's not really that 'fun' of a game as your life bar basically becomes useless past a certain point as almost all things will either instant kill you or knock you into something that will instant kill you so the entire game becomes memorization where one frick up is death. Also stage 3 is easy as piss compared to shit like the rocket riding stage later.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The arcade battletoads is superior.
    For one you can choose your toad and each one plays differently.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Played it all the way through with my best friend on Rare Replay and it was awesome.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have fond memories of playing this with my cousins. The Garden City Long Island roller-rink had Battletoads, Bucky O Hare, Sunset Riders, Lucky N Wild, Megaman Power Battle, Metal Slug 2, Mortal Kombat 3, Killer Instinct, Virtua-on, Michael Jackson Moonwalker, and iirc a HUUUUGE cabinet for King of Fighters 2002. The owner was a based collector.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got this far.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Frick that boss.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Straight up Robo-Anus

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          just punch him in the dick 40 times when he's in the air. you can juggle him

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Microsoft's game division wasn't completely incompetent and they actually gave us a proper Battletoads game instead of that self-flaggelation bullshit they tried to pass as a game?

    They should have a wrote down all of that team's terrible ideas, fired them all, and hired a few random comp-science grads, with the directive of them making the polar opposite of what was drafted.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat it several times with the warps, and four times going through the entire game. I had the most trouble in general with Rat Race, since there's very little wiggle room for recovery when you frick up(much less run face-first into something else that can one-shot you). Overall my favorite level is probably 4, the snow cave.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    im good. that game's graphics are really impressive for an NES game but it's overrated.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll admit, the rope swinging into the cavern filtered me. What the frick?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the best part imo. smoking crows was fun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That place is the horn of plenty. You can get a 1-up off every crow if your timing is good.

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