>been having fun playing 6e with friends
>check to see how AoS is doing
>see they got new chaos warriors, maybe I can put them on squa-
bro wtf is going on with AoS? Like the new damsel shows gw can do pretty girls now.
I dont care if you make them black but at least make them pretty
why would the corrupted degenerate barbarians of chaos be pretty
1. Fantasy setting, barbarian bimbos are common
2. evil is sexy
3. no one wants to buy a lunch lady except for the comical effect
ok so which armies do you think are allowed to be ugly
orcs, demons (save for slaanesh), beastmen, skaven,
Chaos can/should be ugly but jesus you cant cry about realism when you are in a fantasy setting. Vikings werent a mix of blacks asians and whites either
>Vikings werent a mix of blacks asians and whites either
If any group of people was at the time it was them
Nice bait
Viking was a profession. And they sailed from Scandinavia to Africa both along the Western European coast and the Eastern European rivers.
Prostitution is a profession as well, but that doesn't make you a woman despite your mother selling me her arse for a fiver on the regular(she didn't want to risk another mistake like you, but was too much of a bawd to use protection).
>t tard
They aren't viking anymore tho
You mama.
armies of (you)s
>Muh realism
Why would you want to have an army with fat chicks in it? Just say you hate beauty anon.
>Why would you want to have an army with fat chicks in it?
Funny
I want an army of female ogres, all of them with the typical 'Karen' haircut.
Satan is a chubby chaser.
why wouldn't they be
You say this to everything, whether it's normal humans or elves or chaos barbarians. Contrary to what you think, the average person really doesn't look like a dysgenic mongrel.
They do in Warhammer
Because it's a fantasy setting
Sigvald "I ate out your mother last night" the Magnificent.
corrupted by
>nurgle no
>tzeentch neither
>khorn at least being fit and ripped
>slannesh definitly
the real question it's how any one can be that fat in chaos waste land were even grass can't fricking grow, maybe her mutation is having trisomy or she eat every dick she encounter
Im going to play devil's advocate here but Chaos stuff doesn't have to follow logic.
no
>makes a hot prostitute to make std rates skyrocket
I like the cut of your jib, kid.
Because it would be aesthetically pleasing and aesthetics are the main thing Warhammer has going for it
I wonder what the shill pay rate is?
Arguably the only thing.
>they have to have the diversity of a college brochure because "it's fantasy"
>they can't be sexy because "it's not realistic"
Pick one.
why would the care about covering their boobs
Because
Because thats what the main purchasing demographic (92% white and asian men) want.
why would a corrupted degenerate undead corpse be pretty and have exposed panties, thighs and big breasts?
Because they are predators and vampires like to turn pretty girls.
Warhammer vampires also get more ugly over time and with using their powers.
Why would anyone in Warhammer be pretty?
>Why would beauty exist in a fantasy setting?
Warhammer specifically has always been overwhelmingly weird and ugly.
still has had attractive barbarian women in it though
Quit moving the goal posts. You got blown the frick out and are just coping now.
Who moved goal posts? This is about Warhammer models. Specifically chaos ones apparently. Even the supernaturally alluring chaos creatures have always been drawn and modeled as weird and horrible.
Weird and horrible =/= beautiful at all sizes propaganda.
moron who doesn't even know who sigvald, Karl Franz, and the most beautiful king: Louen are
I pitty the zoomie. They don't even know what they lost. All they know are butch dykes with shaved head sides
Zoomers think the love child of Raggedy Ann and Ronald McDonald with cottage cheese thighs rapping about her cooter is what constitutes an attractive woman.
Post one of those pretty Louen/Karl/Sigvald models then Total War secondary anon. Not drawings.
Done.
Also all three are cannonically pretty
Are secondaries literally illiterate?
That's not a model. Go back to Ganker.
it's rpg art anon it belongs in /tg/
see
I love how you're posting 'Eavy Metal painted minis for one side and not the other, wonder if these painters are famous for being shit at painting faces, hmmmm.
Also, is that supposed to be Karl, Louen, or Sigvald? Congrats on the surgery.
moron both OP's examples were studio painted, and the latter with new incite on painting as it evolved (not to mention better paints)
It was as charitable as possible to Age of Smegma
>says Louen/Karl/Sigvald had pretty faces in WFB
>literally shits in his diapers instead of actually posting those
Go back to Ganker moron.
>fantasy has to only be whites and accurate to middle ages Europe
>but it also doesn't have to make sense so everyone should be beautiful
Lmao
I said I'm cool with black chicks
But when ever gw does they make them frick ugly
If this was the new empire model for whb I'd 100% buy it
but I'd paint her fair because black skin is unironically very hard to paint right
I also prefer pretty dudes and girls. But no one has to sculpt what I prefer. If I don't like a model kit I just don't buy it - AoS has plenty of attractive men and women.
>But no one has to sculpt what I prefer. If I don't like a model kit I just don't buy it
its why I don't either, and why I don't play aos, and why there is no AoS scene where I play whfb
>AoS has plenty of attractive men and women.
besides the elves I cannot think of 1
Anon, you have been arguing with a man who is a chubby chaser the entire thread. To him, this is deemed an attractive and acceptable body type.
Slaanesh, Tzeentch, DoK, Lumineth (yeah, elves, but that's like half of order - excluding them doesn't make sense as I don't expect skeletons or orcs to be attractive)
You idiots do realize that there are basically zero attractive men and women in WHFB besides elves, right? There are like 3 exceptions off the top of my head, and Karl Franz and Leoun are not among them. These spergouts would make more sense if WHFB wasn't so hideous too.
>it's meant to be UGLY!
>UGLY!
I know you had to make do with something as a teenager in the 80s but seriously dude
>it doesn't count!
homie how does that count lol
>how does intended attractive woman count
There's a difference between failing to make a hot woman like Belladonna's and Ariel's figures and then there's making dogshit on purpose like the nuMarauders.
>intended attractive
Ah ok you're moving those goalposts
Thank you for wasting everyone's time in defense of if the indefensible.
You might as well say that's "intended to be" the one from the OP for all the resemblance it has to the model
>you can say art of this specific character described as being beautiful is the obese banner lady
What meds are you even on and how bad is your brain off of them that this is the improved functionality.
>you can say art of this specific character described as being beautiful is the obese banner lady
Well, considering there's a clear discrepancy between art and model and you're just going to pretend it represents what it's "intended" to be then why not just pretend they're all beautiful?
>it does count actually
What a grating individual.
No clue, but I think it's from a wfrp 2e book.
it is from Assassins Creed Brotherhood, it is one of the paintings you can collect in that game.
Damn French websites.
yeah French wikis are oddly thorough, I'm not sure why but it is sometimes useful.
Who tf said it counts at any point?
Where is this art from?
Countess if you don't mind.
Would
Try find a obese woman anywhere in old GW
sexo
I assume these mini's are very hard to get nowadays. anywhere to get cute bloodsuckers that arent those weird pornified ones?
Reaper, stls, effincool may also do some if I remember correctly.
What a disgusting fricking sheboon.
Let’s just tally up how far you have had to move the goal posts.
>No beauty in Fantasy
>Barbarian bimbos dont count
>Why would anybody want warhammer to be pretty?
>Claims Warhammer has always been ugly
>Says you have to post a model
>Says it cant be painted by eavy metal
BTFO
Refer you to his.
I just came into this thread to laugh at "muh men were prettier back in the day", I am astonished by how degenerate Ganker basement dwellers can be so dumb and dishonest.
Dude just give up, you lost. Nobody likes your fat chick fetish.
>No beauty in Fantasy
>Barbarian bimbos dont count
>Why would anybody want warhammer to be pretty?
No one said these things. Why bother talking to other people if you're just going to hallucinate their side of the conversation?
>>Why would anybody want warhammer to be pretty?
>No one said these things. Why bother talking to other people if you're just going to hallucinate their side of the conversation?
First post. This isn't twitter homosexual. you cant try to gaslight. Woman mindsets fall apart in reality
How the frick does that mean any of the things you claimed? It's a comment about the overall aesthetic of Warhammer, not about forbidding any beauty in any fantasy setting ever.
What the frick are you even on about?
Nah "we" lost. What, I don't know. Probably this board to Ganker secondaries who've never played WHFB in their basement dwelling lives.
I’d rather deal with secondaries then wierdo bootlicker freaks like you defending absolute corporate DEI slop for your culture war.
>I’d rather deal with secondaries
Ok secondary
Secondaries are based, imagine being proud that you paid some corporation for toys.
Then why are you even on this board?
Because I’m a secondary chad here to talk about lore and bully paypiggies like you!
My wife!
beautiful baby boy
Oh yeah his face is so pretty it's incredible he doesn't look like any 2000s plastic kit at all anon.
Post an attractive drawing of the abomination on the right. A figure can look bad no matter how attractive the model is, but the opposite isn't true.
I'm not buying a picture moron idgaf secondary scum
>muh Karl Franz
Total war secondaries never fail to out themselves. No one gave a shit about perma emperor until the vidya.
He was a big deal even in early herohammer editions dude
It's incredible innit?
I wonder how shocked they'd be if they saw the most popular armies of WHFB, and that the Empire or Dwarves or even Bretonnia weren't up there at all.
>Sigvald
you're thinking of 40k, people in fantasy aren't supposed to all be ugly degenerates like underhive residents.
That female ogre model on the right is looking fine but it needs some work. I feel like it needs to be significantly fatter and uglier if it wants to fit with the rest of the range.
Its not even a good ogre, its preportions arent exagerated enough, should have an overbite and pronouced brow if you want to go that route.
Its clearly ment to be a fat chick
>literally dozens of people in the world are attractive
Are you genuinely too stupid to understand what exceptions are?
>goal post moving
I am so glad your game is dying
The op's point is that you guys make unappealing models on purpose to sell to zoomies and its not working
I wish it weren't working, but AoS does sell primarily with disgusting americans.
>you guys
What? You think I work for GW or something?
I'd rather have Northstar's far cheaper and more flexible kits, but someone is buying the damn things, so it's absurd to claim it's "not working.
You got blown the frick out you estrogenic soaked fat ass. Put the tampon back in your gapping butthole and go limp back to your dirty room.
I’ll use an example out of AoS
Nah Karl Franz above is clearly prettier. And the old Sigvald is soooo much prettier too.
Delusional
>Armies should be made of fat feminists, black guys and wheelchaired, because that's what the real world is about
No. Fantasy means different from real world. It would be smart to make it pretty, sexy and appealing.
>All of three people in the whole setting are good-looking
>This precedent means everyone should be
>this same non-argument
Damn I love me some cake
Pardon me, are you saying we were Kings and such?
>That's correct
My lord, look at that. FAT. DYKE.
>13 posters
>58 replies
Good night everybody
>>been having fun playing 6e with friends
to see how AoS is doing
Yeah nice bedtime story. Curious how your next troll-post will look like. Maybe something about how Dwarves were better in the 'good old days'?
Dwarfs, and yes they where better
I love how Smeggies are so weirdly fierce in defending this dysgenic wad of fat. You don't lose anything by admitting that you're disappointed, too
I love how you keep having to make these threads to excuse your shitty fantasy reboot being dead on arrival
I don't play Warhammer, I think it's dumb and really overpriced. Plus, its communities are bad.
>brings up Fantasy out of nowhere, like some boogeyman
Picture on the right is just your average woman from Hull.
Oddly enough, shrinking down instead of blowing up seems to improve the sculpting ability.
No, it's just that MESBG doesn't use the dog shit "heroic" proportions and being visually based on the Peter Jackson films grounds the designs in reality and restrains the aesthetically blind sigmar designers.
>aesthetically blind
they land more hits than the 40k team (although that's not saying much)
You are arguing with an npc. You are arguing with an npc who wouldn't be willing to entertain an honest good faith arguement even if they were capable of such. Stop. Stop wasting your time. Go touch grass.
Thanks for the tip
Imagine fricking PAYING MONEY for this. And at modern GW prices. Jeeesus.
Its weird that with all the women in the box set you could have chose you immediately went for the one they made fugly on purpose to fit in with some of the fugly men in there as well.
If you want to paint your female marauders as barbarian prostitutes then go ahead no one is stopping you. Weird as frick you're getting this upset over not being able to wank over plastic toys.
With that out of the way, like a lot of GW stuff the models are a bit meh. I'll see how this faction plays then print it off if need be.
What's funny is that that's the one model out of the new Marauders I don't hate. Well, that one and the drummer, since they are the only ones not making really stupid faces.
>Bro guess which one gives head like she needs it to live and which one has depression because no guy will even speak to her
People don't think it be like it is but it do
The problem isn't that it's ugly necessarily, but in what kind of ugly. I'm fine with my barbarian marauders being ugly hairy viking freaks with missing teeth and shit. I do not want my army to have a unit with fat doughy tumblr dykes in it. I see enough of those in the real world. I do not want them in my Warhammer games.
why do you morons want to have sex with your models.
Are you clinically moronic?
all i care about is if the model is aesthetically pleasing and thematic, i dont care if the model is conventionally attractive or not because im not going to marry it.
You people are stupid
>all i care about is if the model is aesthetically pleasing and thematic,
>MLP vs. Based mudcore
The choice is obvious
More like mudblood core
>generic MMO design
>Mudcore
Pic one
Mudcore is something which AoS is lacking by default, since the entire thing is aborted baby of 40k, Warcraft and LoL ganabanging the Marvel concept of a setting
Redditor
>Based mudcore
I hate how GoT changed people's view on how mudcore should look.
The entire poin of mudcore is in contrast of aesthetic and inside content
WHFB was one of the setting which did mudcore properly since it was based on actual mudcore
>Even a cart has tactical rock
I must admit I'm probably going to buy the one on the right. The one on the left is a fantastic model, honestly one of the best GW has done for a long time, but I've got no use for it. The one on the right is a big pile of bits. I can use the shrine for parts of a scrap built underhive "church" for my Cawdor. I can use the imp for a Chaos Cultist rogue psyker and I swear there is a Redemptionist bodyguard or bounty hunter to be made out of the two guys. The chimp will go to the bin where """she""" belongs.
> I must admit I'm probably going to buy the one on the right. The one on the left is a fantastic model, honestly one of the best GW has done for a long time, but I've got no use for it. The one on the right is a big pile of bits. I can use the shrine for parts of a scrap built underhive "church" for my Cawdor. I can use the imp for a Chaos Cultist rogue psyker and I swear there is a Redemptionist bodyguard or bounty hunter to be made out of the two guys. The chimp will go to the bin where """she""" belongs.
It sounds like you really need a 3d printer if you’re willing to unload megabucks for a gw product just for its bits
based gw unironically making a black kang who uninvented wheels
Do you actually think that that model is aesthetically pleasing?
>all i care about is if the model is aesthetically pleasing and thematic
But that model doesn't read as either, it reads as self insert for some fat lesbian dyke intern, or a moron who's trying to be inclusive of such trash.
Models can be ugly and fun I got no problem with that (pic related), but this isn't a case of that, this is a case of them trying to make their models diverse and all inclusive rather than have fun.
I like my heroes and heroines to be attractive red headed and blonde gods and goddesses and my villains to be disgusting peasents and non-humans. The model you posted is perfect for what it is, but trying to tell me that a fuzzy wuzzy with a bone through its nose is a high priestess of Viking-Jesus-with-a-Hammer is all of my no frick that. I don't want Ford Fiestas or Nissan Micras in my fantasy cake.
So do you stick to DnD then? Because there is nothing attractive about the "heroes" of WHFB, unless you use models elsewhere. GW models generally aren't pretty.
Sneed
I wonder if we're going to have a hundred-post-thread every time geedubs pushes more fat dysgenic DEI slop for 40 quid or whatever bongs call their dollarydoos. Maybe we need a "shill for corporate sloppa" general, where all such posts across brands can be directed.
>one fat lady out of a group of buff dudes and chicks
>grog gets completely brain bamboozled
who gives a shit?
People paying money for a good model, not some fat diversity hire.
>People paying for good models
Obviously not true when people are buying TOW models, which all humans barring a few are inbred
The is also another girl model standing akwardly like she was kicked in the groin
Not every woman is a fricking supermodel. Variety is nice.
Keep saying that as you pay 60 bucks to own someone from People of Walmart, lol.
She's a warrior in one of the most brutal cultures imaginable competing with 7 foot daemonicaly enhanced gigachads, there is no fricking way she can be obese.
Looks like a normal ogre woman to me.
The minis lost all soul when they started using computers to sculpt them
Don't make me post the orc cheerleader again gw! Don't make me do it!
Hoping they make fat skavens
>his army has women in it
>his army's SPECIES has women in it
ISHYGDDT
I totally don't follow every AOS release guys and obsess over it constantly I swear I only just happened to see the new marauders by coincidence bro I swear bro
NEW RATS SPRUES?
The only women who play these games are either trannies or masculinised fatties. Beauty is oppressive to them.
See
I am so, so sorry, but ahhh... I am just not gunna buy them sorry! I won't support the wokeness and EDI score. Sorry!!
This but for real. I'm just buying the nonhuman factions.
I don't play Warhammer, but it will never not by l be funny to watch you homosexuals completely lose your shit over different toys by the same company.
People don't talk about how handsome Perry Miniatures are which leads me to conclude, that it's not that we need a new Slaanesh Hansel but that some of the new sculpts are needessly ugly.
If you relflexively think that ugly = group x or y then you also got issues
>Been having fun playing Warhammer Fantasy
Well that's a fricking lie, but ok.
A failed attempt at beauty is better than a successful attempt at ugly
The best solution is 0 women in wargaems.
You don't use washers to base non multibased models? Wtf
never forget
I'm lost
Coomer can't comprehend that non-coomers exist and thinks that anyone who would want a female design that doesn't look like a porn star actually just wants to coom to buff men instead
Coomers think that non coomers don't even coom, they are viscerally disgusted by the idea that you might coom in rare circumstances as an expression of higher coom purpose. They are angered by the idea that life isn't in fact a frenetic lurch from one coomisode to the next. I have been treated with contempt for not taking every coomertunity presented me.
Are you guys really going to defend a kutaku journalist?
aos players will defend kotaku and esg with their life why else would they play aos?
Considering how Fantsois cry about everything, I can understand why aoscucks are naturally contrarian. Must be exhausting dealing with the fantasois and their dementia.
post your models