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16 days to go. Will KO-OP launch as planned or delay again?
Delay. Also no point when the other game is out.
>starfield vs gvh
I know they're not even in the same weight class but damn
TOTAL HOWARD VICTORY
Delay, the demo was clearly rushed
I thought they weren't allowed to delay it anymore?
where are Trish's huge boobs?
Ko_op doesn't believe in shortstacks
Neither do I, never seen one that wasn't a drawing.
I knew a shortstack. She ended up losing a lot of weight and went down an entire cup-size, made me a bit sad tbqh.
the gaygorty energy that's coming out of this pic is unhinged, even when I don't know nor care about this (game?)
Welcome to 2023 buddy are you new in this timeline?
frick this I'm going back to Ice Climber, Crash Bash and RE2
maybe unironically some Borderlands 2 and MGSV if feeling it today
They look like they frell human men.
This is the alternate bad universe where there aren't any human men.
>human men aren't around
>everyone becomes gay
Pottery.
something about the character designs just doesn't feel right, and i can't put my finger on what it is
i can't tell if it's the angle or something about the lighting but frick me, something aint right in here
Here's a fun guide
Oh, so it was an older model then?
huge improvement honestly, not sure if it's PS5 tier graphs but, you do what you can right?
What's wrong with Courage or Ed Edd n 'eddy?
>What's wrong with Courage or Ed Edd n 'eddy?
>lately
Anon those cartoons are almost 30 years old.
And no it's not an older model. The left is the "real" game, if you can even call it that, and the right is a proper VN that Ganker autists made to spite the homosexuals from the left.
Four autists made their own VN using the characters and setting in like 6 months to dab on ko-op
It's actually not bad
>older model
Anon... that's a fangame... the one you see in the OP is official.
Someone post the comparison image of all the characters
>the way they murdered Rosa
God the original ones are atrocious. The only one that doesn't look all that different is the Black person triceratops, ironically. At least in the face.
AHHHHH Ganker reed is pure gay SEXO
Can you like... Stop being a fricking gay? Have you ever thought for five seconds what a happy place the world would be if there were only heterosexual people?
That would be paradise.
But we are living in purgatory right now
>what a happy place the world would be if there were only heterosexual people?
Yeah I can imagine.
>I posted a fairy tale so your argument is invalid, we MUST include degenerate homosexuals in our society
I thought bible thumpers were supposed to be on our side?
> no fairy tales allowed ree!!
K, let's have some real life then.
Killing kids is less worse than grooming them to become homosexuals.
Yeah, I choose that hill to die on.
But you straights not only kill kids, you groom them too, and rape them. You even have entire islands to rape kids in.
All straight men should be killed honestly
I'm not clear what point you're trying to make with this. Just a general "women are shit" statement?
>if there were more heterosexual people
>even MORE competition for the few not-taken girls
Frick that, I hope the earth turns into a rainbow paradise so I can have a gf
thats a pretty gay thing to say, anon
Ben looks like a gay
Built for wiener
this really goes to show how some spit and polish can do wonders for character design. what i dislike the most is that the original characters just kinda blend together personality-wise, while the snoot game designs make them feel like distinctive people just from a glance
that's good character design right there
I prefer original Trish. She's supposed to be a tomboy, the redesign didn't understand this.
Whatever, still a c**t in both. AND she's a Black person. I guess SOME people (degenerates) may be into the former, but nobody's gonna be into the latter.
>She's supposed to be a tomboy,
SHe's a dyke bordering on transexual anon. She's not a "tomboy", she literally hates being a woman but funny enough can't help but act like one in every dialogue.
She's not a tomboy in either Game, one is an angry shortstack that wants to control her friends the other is a bug and insects weeb
This gives me artists anxiety. How do I never draw like that on the left? Please tell me they're doing it on purpose.
Pls undestan, dey need moar trudeaubucks
Care about your art.
gaydevs BTFO
>something about the character designs just doesn't feel right, and i can't put my finger on what it is
>but frick me, something aint right in here
That's leftist """""art""""" for ya. Try watching cartoon network lately, bet you can't last 20 minutes.
Why the frick is the pc a muscular ass built white guy with ntr face? How incredibly lame that you don't just play as one of the characters.
hello tourist how do you do?
discovering what anon is do you?
don't look, you can't downvote me you knuckle-dragging troglodyte, have a nice day
in minecraft
His name is Anon so it's a spiderman "anyone can wear the mask" kind of deal.
I still think he should've been green, though.
That's dumb. Atleast make the face dinosaur like and then hide the details
A tourist to this gay ass dinosaur games threads yes. So is it from the fan game or something?
>That's dumb. Atleast make the face dinosaur like and then hide the details
It's a literal self-insert protag, anon. The story adjusted so that humans are there too, and it's fine, it works. In fact, it's great because it gives rise to new slurs like calling dinosaurs "meteor-dodgers"
>”That's dumb. Atleast make the face dinosaur like and then hide the details”
Careful anon, you’re poking a hornet’s nest there, some people are very sensitive about that here (namely hmofagays), claiming they can’t self insert as someone that doesn’t look like them and then give Black folk and women shit for claiming the exact same thing
That's hardly fair. This is a VN where you're supposed to closely identify with the main character, so the emotional highs and lows hit you harder, and the relationship with the heroine feels personal. Not a third person shooter where the protagonist is just an interchangeable vessel to hold a gun and shoot things while you watch.
>This is a VN where you're supposed to closely identify with the main character
what? the main character in VNs is always the most fricking bland lifeless one so you can selfinsert as him, hell even Doki Doki Literature club parodied that.
Have you stopped to think that maybe VN protagonists are bland because not having major left-field identity quirks suspends your disbelief that you might actually be him? You are literally supporting my point.
I don't know what your point is, I ignored this whole conversation, I just jumped to add that main characters in VN could be faceless gays because they are always bland so you can selfinsert as them.
OK, well go ahead and knock them down a peg. I'm really not interested in that argument.
umad?
I make a lizard girl and have her frick every White human male
>Try watching cartoon network lately
I shudder to imagine. I was already done with CN when it became the Steven Universe channel. I hate all those derivative shows that came after. Cartoons are dead, and CalArts put it in the grave.
Here
No
Everyone is blocky, had terrible stick figure posture, lighting is shit, emotional expressions are nonexistent.
I mean holy frick, look at the tank top of that dude in the middle. It's literally an ms paint rectangle with a circular hole sliced out of it. No artistry to it whatsoever
non-meme answer: it's the features slapped on a human cranium that makes it look uncanny. if the skull shape was more reptile-like, it wouldn't look as bad
Westerners shouldn't be allowed to make VNs
Is it time?
To assemble?
#NOTMYLUCY
Yeah in GVH she's called "Fatima"
Bullshit
I don't have it with me, but the GVH demo had inside the plot of 8 chapters in the Game, besides finding out that Naomi is in love with Fang, we also found out that's her real name
i would frick and have that pink dino boy rim my ass
The world really would be a better place if homosexuals like you didn't exist.
trump lost
and is going to prison
Got cheated
And in your dreams leftist scum.
cope
and Biden 2024 btw
your sisters grand kids will be brown btw
Sleepy joe isn't even gonna run next year you dumb fricking moron gorilla Black person.
see you in 3 days anon
>NOOO YOU CAN'T SAY Black person MUH RACISM OUTSIDE OF /b/
Black person. Also stop derailing threads you delusional libtard.
>Inbred redneck failing for the most obvious bait possible
See ya in three days you fricking moron.
>I cannot be a fricking degenerate on the internet whitout being called a homosexual
>The west must fall
morons like you having a derangement syndrome for that fat frick give him points that he doesn't deserve.
>the west must fall
that is what trump supporters say
also have a nice melty after the trials
and goes to prison and gets killed
>The sheer lack of confidence in her VA's voice as she schlogs through the sentence
>you can almost feel a stifled laugh resting at the end of it.
>you can almost feel her embarrassment and shame as she's wondering if she should do another take.
>it's as if she's worried Disney lawyers and law enforcement might come crashing through her walls and ceiling for uttering something close to the catchphrase of one of their all time best selling movies.
This is a seriously unprofessional performance. You can hear the self-consciousness, there's no authenticity to it at all.
i cant see it, it wont load
I like how she's standing with her arms at her side like a doll completely devoid of any personality.
Thanks I hate it.
Reposting, not mine
https://vocaroo.com/1bZtCk83Giry
This just needs a HUHUHU at the end but besides that it's perfect.
Am I supposed to stop disliking this trio of literal homosexuals at any point?
the red one grew on me over time
the purple one is a c**t
i would cum buckets between those dino breasts though
You will or won't depending on which ending you get
Yes.
Anon the game is very poorly written and only given attention because it parodies something worse but during development the author grew a heart and turned into the woke morons he was trying to parody.
Not him but while I can’t comment on if it’s poorly written or not yet as I still haven’t finished it, I gotta say so far I’m throughly unimpressed and starting to believe the people who claim those wowed by Snoot haven’t read/played many other VNs if any, hell I played that one unfinished NitW one a while ago and I found it to be much better written
People are wowed by Snoot because it's driven by autism alone, a single Anon making a whole parody of a garbage woke game that's going through development hell made by EXTREMELY UNLIKEABLE PEOPLE.
So, in theory, it's an amazing concept, someone mocking moronic game devs and making a better game than they can and way faster.
In reality the author was just as woke as them and despite trying to start mocking them with the non binary shit was still walking on broken glass despite being a parody to begin with so it's not like he was never in any danger or he needed the sales.
I would be willing to bet Snoot game is woker than Volcano High.
>a single Anon making a whole parody of a garbage woke game
nah it's a bunch of people at least, pretty sure
Wasn’t it four people who made Snoot? Surely the guy who did the writing didn’t also do the music and the art? There also seem to be two different artstyles in the game. And I don’t really see how snoot would be more woke than what GVH is shaping up to be unless by “woke” you mean the game tackling social issues with some semblance of nuance as opposed to the “diversity for the sake of diversity” approach GVH seems to be going for with LGBT people essentially being like beanie babies with the “collect all the colors and labels” angle
We say it's good because it has good characterization, humor is light and it pulls the right strings at the right moment, it will never be Shakespeare, it's a very basic teen love story with clear cut characters and no one had any expectations for this Vn that was randomly dropped, so anything decent would impress people.
It's good at what it does, you're supposed to hate Trish, and you're supposed to like Spears, the author has a basic understanding of storytelling and it shows, that's enough to make this game good
when tf is this shit coming out
August 31st, assuming they don't drop another delay.
I guess I must be a racist because the character design on the right just looks bizarre. Lizards with straight or wavy hair already look weird enough, but lizards with coarse, curly hair look even stranger.
I was seriously disappointed when I found out it wasn't a school shooting simulator. Why do I have to live in this timeline?
>he didn't get ending 1
>A drawthread request posted the same day the first GVH trailer dropped domino effected into this mess
The designs are just way too kiddish and sanitized to be appealing. The hair is moronic.
>The designs are just way too kiddish and sanitized to be appealing
If you give her booba it changes everything
I really like that, who's the artist?
literally says it in the picture you stinky doo doo head
You are right but also a homosexual for posting that image.
>cig
>tats
>piercing
>mature
Commit die.
Whatever, I just hate this style of extreme babying. It's why I refuse to touch Hollow Knight, Bug Fables, or a Bug's Life, or Antz. They all aesthetically miss the mark as far as what people actually find cool about bugs as far as looks go in the name of mass appeal.
I would not call Antz a movie with mass visual appeal
It's not a porn simulator moronic furry
The original designs appeal way more to your usual furry though.
Now only if we can get that Gamer Girl game to be released, Then we'd have the perfect double-feature playthrough.
The one where you stalk her or something?
There was an FMV game being made called Gamer Girl where you'd play as a janny for an ethot and protect her(?) from her butthole ex.
It got laughed at so hard they cancelled the project and the devs disappeared.
it looks even less competent than i remember, good christ
SNOOT UP
What a cheeky ass fricking game, it's so funny I almost want to beat up whoever came up with this.
give fang love bro, please. don't get the bad ending, it isn't even funny
I genuinely want to kill every character I see.
Even the faculty? You got to at least give the Principal and math teacher a pass.
Trish and Naomi are the ones you're supposed to hate. There's honestly nothing wrong with Naser, besides being a bit of a pussy led around by his girl.
Why can't the pterodactyls fly?
Have they assembled?
what the fug >:D
This won't make me stop hating them, stop trying to manipulate me via fapping
Is Fang the worst girl out of the bunch?
She's clearly not the worst, but she's lower than Tracey
>years upon years of development
>untold amounts of Canadian taxpayer funding through subsidy programs
>Get a furry VN of exceptionally subpar quality that reeks of cynical Canadian leftism
I'm sorry my country has done this.
>I'm sorry my country has done this
Anon, that is not enough. You have to assassinate your prime minister. And then yourself. It's the only apology I will accept.
"Sorry" is all we're good for up here.
tbf, shinzo abe got whacked by a kid, who's mom thought a cult would make them super rich by giving everything away to them.
What I said has nothing to do with Shinzo Abe, I just want to see Canada burn tbh
you don't have to do anything, just wait for summer, happens all the time.
heh
loss
Only the United States and Japan have the ability to make good video games, it's not an anomaly.
What am I fricking playing
Kinography.
Can you date the triceratops?
Even if you could, why would you ever want to do such a thing? Are you a degenerate?
She cute.
Trigger lover.
She just looks cute and i want to date her. Why would they not make her a choice?
pls gib rosa gf ;_;
Will their be a Snoot game or Anon reference?
Yeah sure they'll reference a game made specifically to spite them, that makes fun of their leftist propaganda and says the word "moronic" a lot
Almost certainly not. The only time they acknowledge the existence of Snoot is for pity points by crying to Kotaku about the big mean bullies. They didn't even want people posting indistinguishably different fanart of Snoot game in their discord.
This game is fricking boring and only attracts scalie homosexuals and weirdos.
Literally porn bait: the game, except there’s no actual game or porn.
Frick you.
Anon noooo keep playing
If it doesn't resonate there's no point in forcing it.
Yeah, that happens when you destroy your brain with TikTok, Sugar and Constant Coom bait; got the patience of a fly.
>It doesn't have porn!
No, it's worse, they show you this so you'll go looking for the real thing on your own and slip into the abyss by your own doing.
Man these fricking furries are sneaky.
mmm, bread
Unironically without Snoot game GBVH wouldn't have even half the publicity it has now
>no idea what this property is
>"eh, I'd probably bang the velociraptor chick, she's okay looking"
>everyone is calling the characters dudes
What are you guys on these characters are clearly female they're cutsey and round and have pastel colors. Please say sike right now.
Yeah she's cute
https://booru.cavemanon.xyz/index.php?q=post/list/Reeda/1
Unf
...The pink dino is a guy, man. If you can't figure that out immediately then I don't know what to tell you.
Looks gay as frick, yeah, but still a man even if he's a fricking homosexual.
>he hasn’t seen Sage
dude legit looks like a chick
>”Naomi is in love with Fang”
That’s so fricking lame, Fang should lez it up with Trish
>dude legit looks like a chick
Devs confirmed Sage is trans
Absolutely fricking disgusting, they just keep giving reasons not to even pirate their shit. I hope that studio crashes and burns.
What I don't get is all FtM trans people I've known and see online are hyper masculine. They're extremely hairy, bulk up, and do what you'd expect of your macho dude bros from the 80's movies. Why make her still look like a girl if she transitioned?
Lmao what weird fantasy is this, pooners look ridiculous, they never pass. They don't get "hairy and bulk up" Nobody cares about whatever trans porn actor you watch that uploads selfies full of photoshop and filters.
You troons pretending you pass are such an embarrassment.
Genuine brainrot, anon. You can't tell most of the time for FtM in real life, aside from being manlets but they're womanly by default anyways. They do get gains, grow out facial hair, and act like a stereotypical gym rat. To actually know that though, you'd need real life experience and I get the feeling you don't go out too often
> reeee ftm can pass and uhh they have beards and lots of muscles!!!
Lmao. You pathetic trannies are such an embarrassment, thank god you always end up as a suicide statistic.
Sorry that FtM appear more masculine than yourselves and that such breeds such insecurity within your head. Sincerely hope that when you do venture forth and discover what the world has to offer that the three of you can focus on improving yourself to rise above the current state of inadequacy that you're displaying as men in this moment
> U-us trannies are manlier than you are!
Uh huh. Go take your gross bleeding front hole somewhere else, freak. Nobody cares about a soon to be suicide statistic.
>You can't tell most of the time for FtM in real life
bullshit, you can cut off boobs but you can't grow an Adam's apple, and you can't change bone structure
>You can't tell most of the time for FtM in real life
lmao theyre all twinks with ugly chest scars and broccoli hair and nose piercings and weird hair distribution. thats what all the ftms ive seen online and irl look like.
Most "ftms" Ive seen are larpers who are just women who hate how they look and love wearing makeup and doing "drag"
I only know one IRL FtM and they're really androgynous in both appearance and voice, like half a step beyond a stereotypical enby
I stole the discord emotes
She's a fricking psycho.
Just like in my western real life. Perfect execution.
>Drummer guy is sipping on tranq darts
No wonder his brain is fried.
will this be the ps5's 12th exclusive game or is it on other platforms
It's on Steam lmao
It was supposed to be an exlusive but it's coming to PC also on the 29th so...
big oof
>sony can't even keep its movies exclusive anymore
BITCH, MY FRICKING CLOTHES. I only have one pair of everything.
>he doesn't have multiple pairs of the same thing
ngmi
Mate I can't even afford school lunch
Lick the blood
"WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"
Oh my god this is fricking genius KEK
stole it from a japanese post sadly
>report shitty hours long meme video for animal abuse
>a bot cannot accurately pick up a sign of it, thus a google diversity hire or numale has to sit through all of it.
Didn't this come out like last year?
It was actually delayed
lmao it's about to get delayed again, you just watch
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodbye_Volcano_High
> The game's use of LGBT characters and themes resulted in harassment campaigns by Ganker users, including Discord raids that forced the development team to lock their server. One anonymous group of developers, under the name of Cavemanon, created Snoot Game, an "anti-fangame" visual novel parody intended as a rival version of the game with alt-right themes, which was described by the developers as "not made in good faith". The game formed its own community with "nearly indistinguishable" fan art, complicating efforts to stop trolling. A representative of the studio told Kotaku that developers of games featuring queer characters "will face harassment no matter where you go", stating, "we care deeply about the work we are doing and are excited to share it with the world."
Definitely not salty because the fangame is much better made, more popular, free and it was complete way before the official game in much shorter development time with zero budget, much smaller development team and zero shilling from msm
>Ganker making lots of fanarts for the game
>Harassment
Rrrrrright
Snoot Game recently blew up in the LATAM community and adore the game.
Wait, what? I know they aren't the biggest on LGBT2QIA+++ homosexualry, but I didn't know they love scalies
A youtuber played it and now other LATAM youtubers are playing it too and their fanbases are spreading it
That's fricking awesome.
If you think that shit is autistic, I heard the TVTropes mods now ban anyone who edits the Snoot Game page on the site to be less negative because some people sperged out about the game being homophobic or whatever.
>half of this shit never happened
>Almost everything that did happen is portrayed incorrectly
Public opinion of snoot game reminds me of when Mysterio or whatever his name is tricked everyone into thinking Peter parker killed him.
>Public opinion of snoot game
More like journos' opinion since they're the only ones who parrot that crap while everyone else praise the fangame
Wikipedia only uses info from websites articles and the only snoot Game article is the kotaku one paid by Koop.
So they are just copypasting that bullshit on the wikipedia
Might actually kill ko-op, honestly. Their game is not gonna sell enough to justify the development costs and continuous delays, and they'll get shitcanned from the industry.
It's unprecedented ground. A parody fan game releases over a year before the actual game, makes more money than the actual game (nothing, as opposed to negative dollars), causes the devs to seethe eternally, and may contribute to actually outright killing the studio.
I would be damn proud tho be those anons. I hope I can take down a leftist studio on my own one day as well.
Well, there’s another leftist game studio making a commie furry game that looks like vaporware, the studio being Brainwash Gang and Damnview Built from Nothing respectively, so that might be a good place to start, though one of their other games looks like it might be successful and well received so they might very well have a safety net there, they also made some car game webms of which are posted here every so often
>over a year before
Already more than two years.
Lets be honest, GBVH was going to kill them anyway, Snoot Game just made it a way funnier thing to watch.
If gvh doesn't sell well won't Ko-op blame snoot game and have another article made?
Yeah but who's gonna care? Couple libtards? People have been extremely fed up with leftists lately, if you haven't noticed. Meanwhile normal people are enjoying the good version.
True. I keep forgetting that the marketing for gvh is trash. cause barely anyone knows about it.
Probably, but corporate likes money. Throwing a shitfit and blaming internet bogeymen when you have executives knocking on your door asking where their hundreds of thousands of dollars of investment went is generally not a winning play.
>dev goes under
>IP rights sold for peanuts to make up for the loss
>Cavemanon buys the rights
>Snoot Game is now canon
>make the most lgbtsomething+ game
>the end of the game is how they all get wiped out by a meteor
>their most important concern is still social justice bullshit and make music
they're so far up their ass they don't even see the irony in their own setting, that's the most hilarious thing
There would be mass rapings if mother nature were to wipe us out with a warning.
Will it matter how poor the sales for this will be? This was funded through some program. Do they have to pay that shit back?
Probably not. It was probably written off as some kind of attempt to stimulate their country's media. In an attempt to keep them relevant right next door to the US.
>"do you guys think they were given money for free?"
there's nothing like this in the world, but since it's a video game it's not a huge political asset, probably an attempt at some big org trying their hand at a new thing
they'll probably never attempt this again
How does he make pizza and play bowling with those arms...
OBVIOUS JOKES GO RIGHT OVER ME HELP ME Black folk
Dude I swear to god this was supposed to be a launch title? Game pass legitimately gets 5 games of this caliber and vibe a month.
AMBER NOOOOOO
What a frickin scrub
Rookie numbers, to be sure.
What would you post to get the maximum number of replies?
Nudes of Todd Howard and he is playing the next Smash Bros and you can see the whole leaked roaster in the pic.
Genuine stupidity which I later pretend is feigned.
I think this is my personal record. Got banned for it too btw.
Anything fate related, or gacha in general since that's all fate is now, will easily get to 500
I once got 40 (You)s just for dumping Tails Gets Trolled and getting to pic (Porkening spoilers)
I'll never forget the first time I read this... Never.
Found another dump where I got 45 (You)s for the pipe
Once I just posted my art on /ic/ beg and got made fun of so hard. Most (you)s ive ever gotten and it hurt as it wasnt even crit
I guess the problem is something like 80% (I think?) of the self-admitted furry community sexually identifies as an animal guy/girl, so you're sort of incompatible when you don't, yet still get labeled with them because of the love of anthropomorphic characters.
Trish or Naomi? Which of these two witches?
brain says Naomi
but heart says Trish
Trish might be a c**t but I like a girl with bite. Especially compared to a manipulative prostitute. Naser can do so much better
>but I like a girl with bite
Oh no... This anon is gonna end up dead by suicide or dead by b***h with attitude...
F
I never said I was a smart annon. A crazy b***h is gonna stab me one day
trish seems more capable of change once you knock her down a few pegs
I thought this game was supposed to be based why am I seeing yet MORE fricking homosexual flags?
Have you missed the part were you are in Fang's Room? Or the part were she tells you she's non-bi?
(You) help her out of that phase anon. In the good ends she stops that shit
Is there a good ending where fang stays as nb?
E4 you keep calling her by her nb name, Fang, instead of dropping It and call her Lucy like E3
>Thread in autosage
Why?
What do you think?
It's a legitimate Ganker - Video Games thread
The janitor does not like these threads.
I know, but HE doesn't cares, HE has been abusing his power for two years
Janitorial dissatisfaction
The jannies are still butthurt that the supporters of snoot game (including a few other jannies) won the culture war.
I'll just make another thread anyways
Don't, you will get forced vacations, go to /trash/ on friday
Don't care, frick jannies
See you all on friday