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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/23/Scout_taunts18.wav

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >run up to opponent
    >put two 115 damage blasts in them
    >run away

    whaddya gonna do about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >run up to opponent
      >miss twice
      >run away
      ftfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >run up to opponent
        >miss once
        >hit once for 12 damage
        >run away

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mess up your aim by stopping mid strafe then delete you with the direct hit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    isn't the soda popper literally the exact same gun but better? i honestly don't remember

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no movement benefit
      >no knockback
      >less damage

      FaN is the best. I use it 90% of the time for scout. Easy to kill half the enemy team if you have good movement. I pair it with the milk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what is m2
        >usually a good thing
        >higher dps than fan
        let me guess, you dont even have 10 hours on scout

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dps is a meme, you want to get in with two blasts and get out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            which the popper does perfectly fine to everyone but a heavy or overhealed mid health class, which the fan also struggles with

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >oh no a weapon has a counter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                whats your point exactly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >movement benefit
        FaN is a movement disability, you can't shoot while jumping anymore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          FaN jump lets you reach places you can't even with an Atomizer and Winger combined.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            such as

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              On 2fort you can get from the lake to the bridge, from the bridge to the sniper nest, from the ground floor to spawn, and get to a lot of secret hiding places.

              On hightower you can get from the ground level next to a spawn up to the middle platform, can get from the bottom of the tower to the middle of the tower, can quickly get from the middle platform up to a spawn without wasting time on the crates, can jump from a spawn's lower level to the top of the tower, and launch yourself through the little window in one jump. As well as skipping though a lot of other time wasting climbing maneuvers which generally increases your speed of movement throughout the map.

              Those are the only two maps I play

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should have given Soda Popper the minicrits from behind instead of making the Back Scatter.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No I like losing most of my health in a two shot clip that isn't even close to me

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >server disables random spread
    >FaN is now an upgrade at long range too
    Thanks troonytopia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based, too bad I called uncledane a Black person and got banned from troonytopia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why were you in troonytopia in the first place, double Black person?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shounic server was full

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they're pretty good servers all things considered
          unless you really, REALLY want to call that pyro a Black person for melting you in seconds

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            unclehomosexual won't even let us call people homosexuals on his server. It's not worth the trouble of fighting for a spot.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Is calling someone a homosexual necessary for you to enjoy the game?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sometimes it really is

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how people can tolerate playing scout on 24 man, let alone 32 man servers. Far too fragile and just dies to like 1-2 rockets, which are constantly spammed by a dozen players. Still better than playing spy though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. bad. Scout is one of the best classes in 24 man. Mobile and deadly.
      IF you can aim

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets deleted easily by a single hit
        >gets raped by natascha
        >if we're talking default servers, crits are unfairly bad in comparison to a crit rocket or whatever
        >gets dabbed on by sentries which he can't do anything about
        terrible on 24+ servers when you can just be a soldier or something and do better with half the skill.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          soldier is not fun to play

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All depends on the gamemode, you are just silly if you are playing scout on Payload, but he thrives in CTF and some CP maps, KOTH too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ctf sucks
        5cp sucks for casual play
        koth isn't popular

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          rip arena my favorite mode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He can dominate on certain KOTH and PLR maps, unless some dick runs minisentry. For Payload and 5CP you just need Bonk to get to the backlines and pick lone targets and know where health packs are. The mode I feel Scout is worst on is CTF which is ironic given how good Scout was on CTF in TFC.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Scout can be really good on CTF as a mode, the problem is most CTF maps are fricking terrible for playing the objective because they're super biased for the defenders.
        They make for decent TDM maps for comfy do-nothing hours, but if your goal is to complete objectives, CTF is going to be like pulling teeth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone always says this but I never get these matches where the other team is just turtling so hard that capping the intel isn't anywhere near a possibility

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Have you never play Tuefort?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I play nothing but 2fort

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            anon, let's be realistic, trying to bash your way through 2fort to cap the intel does happen, but it doesn't happen because the scout contributed anything to breaking in, at best he provided Bonk to absorb sentry fire and then ran with the intel itself. But trying to coordinate a CTF push in a pub is like herding cats, and the moment you make any amount of progress the enemy team clamps down so hard that you're often not getting a second chance unless you managed to make it basically out of their base, at which point getting it to your base is merely a formality.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I guess you're right for the most part if I were on a server with at least two engies actually playing defense properly even if I did get the intel by sneaking past them their entire team is just going to stop me because those sentries are going to occupy any push that would've been a distraction for you to run out with

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >be FaN scout
              >2fort casual
              >game starts
              >triple-cap in like 2 minutes flat
              >everyone gets mad
              lel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >use the jump to get on the other team's balcony
                >kill 3 snipers without any of them seeing you
                >do it over and over until they rq or change into scout to try and kill you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are there any ctf maps that aren't biased towards the defense?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            some exist, but you'll need to explore the realm of custom maps. It's actually not too hard to make a map that makes defending difficult, in theory
            >long transit from ammo sources and choke points
            >few true choke points, allow alternate routes
            >good health/ammo spawns for attackers to use while in enemy base
            >poor sentry coverage and/or good vantage points to outrange sentries
            Obviously easier said than done but some madmen have attempted to do so over the years with varying levels of success; most just don't bother since it's a mode played almost exclusively by people who just wanna TDM, and that's perfectly fine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the problem isn't the maps, it's that players are moronic
          they don't even TRY to complete the objective, and if they do they don't even TRY to coordinate pushes (usually all you need in a pub is a heavy/med combo with another class like pyro to guard them).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      32 man is too hectic for any class other than Soldier and Demo to really shine, but Scout on 12v12s can do tons of work. Plenty of half-dead morons running straight towards health packs to shoot in the back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      32 player servers are always clusterfricks and never too fun to actually play on outside alternative gamemodes like zombie fortress or tf2ware(if either of those still exist). That being said scout can easily put in work in a 24 person server, you just need to get better at dodging and flanking.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I prefer the Shortstop. Idk why, I'm just better with it than either the Scattergun or the FaN. I have 1k kills with my stranger version.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post based weapons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play tf2 for first time in about 10 years
    >i'm terrible
    What's the best easymode class/loadout?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      soldier stock, stock, escape plan or
      medic crossbow, stock/quick fix, ubersaw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one you used to main because it's your comfort character and "relearning" TF2 isn't a thing it's just like riding a bike

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my favorite character in tf2 used to be pyro but that was before people grew brains and wm1 worked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          W+m1 still fricking works, just don't be a moron that goes face to face with a pocketed heavy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pyro's even more braindead now than he's ever been you don't even have to time m2 to reflect something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Demoman with:
      Iron Bomber
      Chargin' Targe for added mobility and huge Soldier-ruining damage resistances
      Default melee or the Pain Train
      It's a very comfortable, stress-free loadout.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry did you want to not be on fire all the time?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >every server is full of sniper bots aiming at the sky only a week after valve's update
    epic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      b-b-but the guy running the bot quit!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >overpowered
    nah
    >most fun
    for sure

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite weapon in the game. It's just fun to jump around like a spastic and blast heavies into the next map.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did valve do it
    how did they make the world's best game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      9 years in development
      it was worth the weight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        honestly the voice work just pushes it over the edge. Hard to imagine TF2 without three menus of voice commands and quality voice actors

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play pryo
    >everyone throws a tantrum
    Works like a charm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like use the flog or scorch shot. Everything else is meme tier

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie how is force a nature scout real just dont walk past the death trap corner homie

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one of scout's fun weapons, too bad everything else that scout has is nerfed, reworked, or bad now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was it ever good?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Crying about the force-a-nature after the airblast nerf made it borderline impossible to hit the second meatshot
    If the map doesn't have an environmental hazard shit's worse than the fricking baby face's blaster

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Loud brapping echoes throughout the map
    >Camera cuts to RED base
    >Heavy is sitting on Scout's face
    >Brapping
    >Scout is visibly erect
    >Heavy pulls out a hot pepper and eats it
    >Eyes go wide
    >drumbounce.mp3
    >"Uh oh"
    >Lets out an atomic brap
    >Scoutdeathscream.mp3
    >Scout gets up
    >His face is on fire
    >"FIYA FIYA FIYA!"
    >Sniper runs in and throws a mason jar at the Scout
    >"I upgraded mates!"
    >Heavy looks at the Scout
    >The jar was full of chunky half liquid shit
    >Scout pops a boner again
    >Demo walks in and begins fricking the Scout while smothering as much of the poo on him as possible
    >Scout braps hard enough to inflate the demo and separate them
    >drunknigsounds.mp3
    >"I've got two dickets to the cum show, and I'm not giving 'em to ya. I'm going with YOUR dickets"
    >Demo begins to float away
    >Spy runs up and grabs the demo's legs
    >"Well, off to visit your mothers!"
    >Spy slips due to the poop and lands anus first on the scope of a BLU sniper who was looking up and spinning (He's a bot)
    >Sniper begins shooting
    >Spydeathscream.mp3
    >Spydeathscream2.mp3
    >Spydeathscream5.mp3
    >Spy begins pissing and sharting from the experience
    >Medic and Engineer gaze upon the whole scene with a concerned look on their faces

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the most overpowered weapon was
    Me with pre nerfs baby face blaster + guillotine + sandman

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the sandman combo
    you could take away the stun, i can understand that but completely removing the combo? why the frick did they do that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cleaver was the problem, actually. Stun whining was just a convenient way for Soundsmith to get everything that counters market gardeners nerfed.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind pyros at ALL if there wasn't aim punch. just make it make your screen super red like in doom, don't jiggle my fricking aim

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