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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't play games on a purple kids toy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So buy a different colour?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a midwit
      >I want my toy to fool me into thinking it's a serious adult man's multimedia machine

      The perfect video game console

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        a multimedia machine sounds like something you could show to an arthoe friend without feeling uncool

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >arthoe friend

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had it in black because I was peer pressured by my tasteless best friend to get it in black.

      You missed out on Rogue Squadron 2.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So buy a different colour?

      Blown the FRICK out

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you present RE4 to me as a perfect video game I actually would almost agree with you. If you tried to tell me that RE4 is a perfect RE game...well, no, not at all. I will never get over RE3 ending with Jill escaping RC, and then RE4 starts up and Umbrella is dead and gone lol.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Re4 is bad
      >Because of another game's ending
      Grow up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Re4 is bad
      >Because of another game's ending
      Grow up.

      RE4 shouldn't have mentioned Umbrella at all in the intro. It makes no sense to newcomers of the series and pisses off old fans. Just jump right into Leon starting his rescue mission, that's all we need to know

      >survival horror equivalent to rubber banding
      no game with artificial difficulty is perfect

      >easy mode is too easy!
      play on professional dipshit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >need to beat the game on "easy mode" to get the normal difficulty
        sounds imperfect to me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s called a soft reboot and it’s not like Resident Evil’s story was complicated. The quick recap at the beginning is all newcomers needed to know.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The quick recap at the beginning is all newcomers needed to know.
          Why? A beginner doesn't know/care who the frick Umbrella is

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because like I said RE4 acts as a soft reboot so they wanted to give some context and backstory.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Umbrella is dead and gone lol.
      I'm not having this argument again. have a nice day.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Caring about RE lore
        The real problem here.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You first kid

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    jogo perfeito

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    re4 rules, but no game with like 10+ qte events many of which are mashing can be considered perfect

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Qtes are good and the people who don't like them are into zoophilia.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The truth is that the village is 10/10 but everything after a nosedive

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it was perfect they wouldn't have remade it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the polar opposite is true. the best and classic games get remakes because they sold a lot and reviewed well, whereas games that aren't so great don't get a remake because nobody wants a remake of a game like Billy Hatcher or some 6/10 trash
      they get remade because they will sell a lot, nothing more nothing less

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >survival horror equivalent to rubber banding
    no game with artificial difficulty is perfect

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ gamer vernacular is so feminine and gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only game I played so far worthy of being called a 10/10. I have some gripes with it but they are very minor compared to the sheer brilliance of everything else. Perfect pacing, great weapons and enemies, lots of interactions and room for experimentation and very challenge run friendly.

      Pro has no dynamic difficulty, try again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      RE’s adaptive difficulty was and is a brilliant concept. Far better than higher difficulty levels just giving the player less health and making enemies bullet sponges or insanely accurate snipers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It punishes you for playing well and rewards you for dying/missing. Just give me a normal mode

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        GAAAAAAAYYYY

        >let me hold on your hand like a moron because your skill at this game is dogshit
        >oh you're getting good at this game? frick you, no resources for you

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fail to see the difference between skilled players being given more of a challenge via adaptive difficulty versus selecting hard over medium.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Adding to this: I always took Professional difficulty as being the 'extra hard' challenge level or whatever you want to call it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and also escort shit. 1-3 are far better contenders for perfection

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Perfect
    >With these controls
    Try harder

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the cult of strafing strikes again

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game that ruined 3rd person shooters

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not on PS2. The difference is surprisingly big

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, it's stills plays nearly the same, not really a big deal. Not like it's pacman on 2600, you guys are making mountains out of molehills, but you always do. Idk what to tell, you just don't play the PS2 version of it triggers you that much.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >surprisingly big
      I thought the PS2 version only had somewhat inferior graphics. What else is worse?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS2 had extra content, which makes nintentoddlers seethe

        >Yeah, it actually looks good on PS2

        fake and gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it actually looks good on PS2

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, it actually looks good on PS2

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I'm saying, GC has that bland mid X360 look while PS2 is unmistakenly 6th gen with all the sovl

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you want a less detailed, more brightly lit forest in a dark spooky forest?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I wanted a dark spooky forest then I already fricked up by playing RE4

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. Why do you want a less detailed environment in your video game?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                because it looks nicer 🙂

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it doesn't. See

                That's what I'm saying, GC has that bland mid X360 look while PS2 is unmistakenly 6th gen with all the sovl

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >posts an animated image file that proves his own points and argument wrong
            Ouch.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The villages look crap on PS2 but the rest of the game looks pretty similar to the Gamecube original

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The villages look crap on PS2 but the rest of the game looks pretty similar to the Gamecube original

          Every time RE4 gets a port, something new is broken

          GC –> Wii — Lower polygon count inventory items from PS2 port

          GC –> Wii –> Xbox 360 — Broken and missing effects, bad mapping conversion for ALL the models of the game, missing sound reverb effect.

          GC –> Wii –> Xbox 360 –> UHD — Animation and sound issues, black pickup screen, bad optimization with lots of performance issues in some computers

          The PS4 version is just copy-paste of the “HD textures option” from PC Ultimate HD. Only a few extra character textures were improved for PS4/Xone.

          Also some enemies behavior issues if I’m not mistaken. But I’m not sure in which port…

          Still aside of resolution the GC/Wii and UHD with HD Project are the best versions. It has the best color palette and lightning and have bloom to the fire effects.

          Resident Evil 4 HD Project removes terrible looking PS2 version assets.

          https://www.re4hd.com/?p=5281

          >WEAPONS and other item MODELS: The models used for all post-Gamecube versions have less polygons than the original Gamecube version. It seems they kept (perhaps by accident?) the low-poly versions from the PS2 port of the game. I restored and even improved all of these models. There is a limitation with these models that crashes the game if the file size of certain files are larger than the original, but I found that there is some dispensable data that can be removed from the .bin files (the 3D models), and even entire .bin files that are unused in-game

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody really cares, it's just RE4. Most people fell in love with versions that aren't the GC one, because the GC one flopped because GC fans didn't care about games with no mario in it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its better on ps2 just because that means you own a ps2 rather than a shitcube

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Or as I like to call it, the Nintendo Shitcube

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its amazing that ai can generate a pic of a person that fat

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not AI. That's the Pissed Of Gamer.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think just not having to use the shit ass frick analog stick that the GameCube came with is reason enough to play PS2 version, plus all the extra content. These frickers sound like Amiga gays coping like "but me amiger has more colors" like, guy, it plays the same(better with ps2 analog), it looks close enough that it's not even a big deal. They're fricking moronic.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to be over 18 to post here

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice non argument, nintendrone. How's shiggys dick taste today?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wasn't arguing with you. I called you a child.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can project all you want, but you still need to back up your position. Attack my person more and you just make yourself look like a child. Try actually using your brain (if you can) and attack my argument instead.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and attack my argument instead
                Why? I only wanted to call you a child (because you are) and I did.
                I never once tried to "argue" with you. Do you know what the word means?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doubles down on personal attacks
                >Calls others child
                Ohh yeah, I totally believe you. And how you're not just a raging nintendrone trying to keep the subject off of how the gamecube sucks. Totally believable.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                A personal attack isn't an argument. This hasn't been an argument. You are a child.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a child because I said truthful things about your precious GameCube. Totally logical

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you are a child because you are under 18.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, so I'm under 18 because I said truthful things about your precious GameCube? This is priceless

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you're underage because you age is under 18.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, listen. It's ok, sometimes emotions get the best of us. Just take the L, you dont have to keep digging.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still haven't told me what you think an "argument" is, kid.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still haven't given any reason for even replying to me besides circular logic. Its been fun, but I'm going to do childish things because I'm a child. Have fun with your gamesphere, grandma.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Can't win
                >Runs away crying
                I literally told you why I replied. I replied to you to call you a child.
                Adults would be able to understand this.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Adult
                >Calls others children for talking truthfully about the GameCube
                >Adult
                >sociopathically attempts to demean somebody for criticizing a game console
                I laugh at your mental illness, but seriously I'm leaving so try to be more positive and don't make Nintendo your dogma, it's not healthy. Ok, bye

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Says he's leaving
                >Replies anyway
                :^)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wut? The PS2 analog is full of dead zones, terrible for precision movement, it's not even fair comparing the angles per degree, the camecube analog movement it's perfect, I shit u not!
          Try to play the Monkey Ball port on PS2 and go back to the GameCube original version, you will see what I'm talking about. Put the pressure buttons on the face buttons was a mistake that barelly any game took advantage of.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. Sad that so many people are brainwashed by others into thinking the GameCube was something other than awesome for people with actual friends and parties.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have party
      >Can't use GameCube as a CD player
      Great party.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOL who TF would use their game console for playing music?

        You've been alone far too long in your life my friend.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who would bring a game console to a party? I know "party" is in the name but Mario Party isn't a very conventional party activity.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was and is a great party activity.

            Had many with that console. For controllers and everyone taking turns on and off eating drinking laughing trying to get their dick sucked by nasty prostitutes someone invited, etc.

            Same thing when the Wii came out. Strip poker & Wii Sports.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay. What's your point you're trying to make?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point is you're wrong. The GameCube was a great party activity and I agree Resident Evil 4 was the perfect game. And that it's sad so many people have been brainwashed.

                That's all. You're gay.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point is if you could only bring 1 electronic device to a party, most people would say bring the one that plays music and dvds too.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay but everywhere I took the GameCube people already had a radio hooked up somewhere that was being used already.

                I'm guessing you weren't around during that time.

                People are to use to having one device half-ass so many things at once.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm guessing you weren't around during that time
                I was. It's why I know most people would have preferred the PS2, even tho my personal preference would be the GameCube.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you were a loaner without many friends yes you would have the ps2.

                If you were a sociable group you would have the gamecube.

                Nobody brought a PS2 to a party.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually sorry I take that back. There were times when we would bring PlayStation 2 together to play Socom 2 over LAN.

                But, this was much more of a pain in the ass than it was fun because not many people could participate.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they did.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it really is
    it saved the series after the diaster of REmake

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every 6th gen related thread on this board fricking sucks.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The less retro the consoles look, the more underage kids show up.
      Kids are scared of pixels. The 3D won't keep them away much longer.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Says he's leaving
      >Replies anyway
      :^)

      Samegay alert
      Wtf why do you always post right after a flame war? I’m convinced you start the stupid shit then immediately post “wow (insert x here) threads really suck” afterwards. Cancer CANCER I SAY

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are mistaken. Sorry.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It happens a lot. Whatever I guess. This place is hell and we’re all here forever. Just remember that

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nta, but is it really that bad? You don't enjoy your eternal stay in hell?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, I just entered the thread and saw people arguing about a buncha moronic shit which is a recurring trend in threads like this. I dont know why 6th gen threads in particular are so susceptible to platform wars.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Admits to starting a flamewar in a 6th gen thread
          >Denies knowing why 6th gen threads have so many flamewars
          You're not fooling anybody, tyke

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try Cloudbreakers on holoride and experience something real.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so retro!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. When RE4 was released in 2005, Castlevania III (1989) was considered retro.
      >2023 - 2005 = 16
      >2005 - 16 = 1989

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. It's kind of up there. For being a shitty overall system, and the real ramped up start of the downfall of Nintendo AAA franchise releases, it had some real bangers that scored really high by critics, and are considered some of the greatest games ever to this day.

    >SSBM
    >Soul Calibur II
    >Metroid Prime
    >RE4

    Everything else on the system didn't even come close to these games.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >also has ports of RE series and REMAKE
      >OoT port and MQ
      >mgs remake
      >pso port with more content
      >sands of time
      >killer7 and chibi robo for the freaky deakies
      >viewtiful Joe series
      >rogue squadron 2
      Seriously a good library altogether. Say what you want about the remakes but Having access to all these on one console is insane
      I only wish it had a star fox 64 port, rogue squadron I, and then my pie in the sky picks would be Kalahari and okami

      I dunno. That and some other personal picks i find myself enjoying the GCN library way more than the ps2 one and its the 6th generation console i turn to more often than not to just pick up and play

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll give you that. REmake is very cool, and the graphics back then were out of this world, and still to this day are amazing, but it wasn't in the same league, even if it were not a remake
        >Yes! But just upgraded resolution ports, but still the best way to play the OoT
        >it sucked, wasn't made to the same standard as MGS2 on a weaker system, not the best team behind it, and the music sucked why did they change it?
        >never played
        >never played
        >never played past the demo but looked cool
        >Yes! My launch title, but it's not in the league as the others, but close!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i find myself enjoying the GCN library way more than the ps2 one

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind that 'AAA' wasn’t a term that existed back in the sixth gen and I’d actually argue the opposite. Nintendo was at a major creative peak during the GC/GBA era.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironic console wars
    >on 23-year-old hardware
    >5784 years after creation
    fascinating

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats with these weird posts on /vr/ where people react to a good natured mild mannered discussion as if its a total shitflinging thread and everyones arguing? nobody is arguing. there is no console warring

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamecube mogs ps2

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    overrated action game

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am playing the VR version and it is actually good.

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