I used to ride the meme bandwagon of liking sheogorath because le funny random god but Hircine's whole idea of the hunt and its ideologu is quite badass.
The whole idea behind werewolves being used by Hircine as a force that is both the hunt and the hunter at the same time, essentially making the hunting process a divine-organized VSH match, is really fricking cool.
imagine liking the only god in the entire series that talks very slowly who's dialogue you cannot skip through https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBSofDeDLy8
i dont like hermy just being......a black void with some eyes and tentacles, in oblivion and daggerfall he was just this big ass lovecraftian monster with crab hands it would have been cool to go to his realm and seen a giant mountain in the distance only to realize its him
>he unironically believed Sheogorath
LMAO my dude if that was true Haskel would have disintegrated and instead he's the one that is connected to the Shivering Isles and controls their aspect not the player who is supposedly a god.
Yeah, gifted to you by Haskel. And changing weather is actually a magical skill that high level wizards know in TES. Ayelids in Oblivion had such a power.
it's spelled Haskill, and he doesn't give it to you you colossal homosexual. he literally just says "as the prince of madness, you can do this this and this" and then you can do it. the powers don't appear in your spellbook before that moment because you arent aware of it yet
Shivering Isles ""lore"" is incoherent nonsense
Just accept that nothing from Shivering Isles and afterwards is canon
KotN was the last time where Bethesda gave a shit
>the powers don't appear in your spellbook before that moment because you arent aware of it yet
Now that's the best cope I read in month so you are saying you are a god that doesn't have total awareness when it comes to his own plane of oblivion? Which may I remind you is part of your very being? LMAO Jyggalag morons are even more moronic than I thought.
yes, a god does not have total awareness of his own realm, otherwise the hero of kvatch wouldn't have been able to shut down the oblivion gates and Battlespire wouldnt have happened at all
9 months ago
Anonymous
>KotN has to take after the Oblivion crisis >Oh but Shivering Isles doesn't!
lol, LMAO
Shivering Isles ""lore"" is incoherent nonsense
Just accept that nothing from Shivering Isles and afterwards is canon
KotN was the last time where Bethesda gave a shit
shivering isles lore is completely consistent with Battlespire and Daggerfall lore
knights of the nine is literally not canon because Meridia would not be able to stage an invasion of nirn immediately after akatosh's new pact at the end of the base game
>shivering isles lore is completely consistent with Battlespire and Daggerfall lore
You did not play either game.
Battlespire says Dark Seducers are independent rogue Daedra, then Shivering Isles says "No, they strictly work under Sheogorath and represent Dementia". Shivering Isles is full of moronic shit like this. Just nonsensical retcons and inconsequential asspulls that have nothing to do with anything- Jyggalag's character is a prime example. He was wasted so hard that no one in the fanbase knows if he's still alive or if he's part of Sheogorath again.
>shivering isles lore is completely consistent with Battlespire and Daggerfall lore
You did not play either game.
Battlespire says Dark Seducers are independent rogue Daedra, then Shivering Isles says "No, they strictly work under Sheogorath and represent Dementia". Shivering Isles is full of moronic shit like this. Just nonsensical retcons and inconsequential asspulls that have nothing to do with anything- Jyggalag's character is a prime example. He was wasted so hard that no one in the fanbase knows if he's still alive or if he's part of Sheogorath again.
Oh and I forgot to mention BY FAR the most moronic thing in Shivering Isles' sorry excuse for """lore""". Sheogorath says Jyggalag returns at the end of every ERA. His resurrection hinges on some fricking arbitrary man-made time measurement. And wasn't Jyggalag transformed into Sheogorath in primordial times, when Men, much less eras, didn't even fricking exist? What even is a fricking "era" in this context?
for me it's molag bal
i was always fond of le funny god of rape but playing ESO and going to his daedric realm with literal rivers of cum really sold me on him
probably the only enjoyable part of ESO
peryite doesnt even have the shit nurgle from warhammer does of you getting kind of stronger from getting sick. you just get sick and cope yourself into thinking you're built different
i think the night mother is meant to be namira actually, i dunno, sithis is fricking weird, and it doesnt help the dark brotherhood werent all that fleshed out until oblivion
>erm, didn't you do the dark brotherhood questline? sithis is totally real he's the personification of nothingness and emptiness and chaos which is why he feeds off the souls of random bards and homeless people
>trying to enjoy my tasty beverage >maramal comes into the tavern to try and preach to us about how us getting drunk is why the dragons are coming back
Sithis is older than either aedra or daedra, but there's no real proof that Sithis actually gives a frick about anything, it's more like a force of nature. This caused people to come up with theories on who the dark brotherhood is actually worshipping.
Sithis is real, Argonians worship him too. If he were fake the hist would probably tell the Argonians to stop being moronic. Sithis probably just doesn't give a shit about anything since he is literally nothingness and thus you gain nothing from worshiping him, but he definitely is real.
9 months ago
Anonymous
They only worship him because of the morag tong deserters bringing it into their country. Sithis only exists since the tong split. There was no Sithis before that in the lore.
I’m guessing Sithis is one of the ideal masters >craves souls (any soul will do) >can’t physically interact with Tamriel, is forced to make bargains with mortals (Dark Brotherhood) >Lucien Lachance can never truly be killed. He is always sent back to the void to be reformed (similar to Arvak and Durnevhir)
malacaths based because he's angry barbarian big brother of all orcs. in oblivion hes mad at orcs being enslaved because the only guy thats allowed to boss orcs around is him
>le daedra are all anuic and want to spread chaos >but one of them actually hates chaos and wants to embrace total and perfect order
Further proof that aedra and daedra are nothing more than titles and these deities are the same race with the same origin, only that aedra are all good guys who created the world while most daedra are buttholes and fricked off to their own worlds.
So only Talos actually achieved real godhood, right? Or can the tribunal and Mannimarco also be considered real gods? Is there even a definition for what counts as a god?
talos probably achieved godhood, he straight up talked to you in morrowind. the tribunal aren't gods just demigods, they needed the power located in the heart of red mountain to retain their godhood, and even then azura kind of made a point by cursing 1 and a half of them to be dark elf skinned. mannimarco is also a god, i guess, or at least part of him is, the one you fight in oblivion is just whats left of him on mundus
For me, it's my three interdimensional wives representing different times of the day fighting over my soul so I can frick them all whenever they feel like it.
I really don't mind going for all three at the same time, they are all great in their own ways, and not full achizo shit.
Might have to deal with Azura being a tease primadonna, Meridia being constantly mindraping me and being a Dom all the time, and Nocturnal being a compulsive lier thou.
Not great, but better than either being a furry, a disgusting shit on humanoid meat, a tentacle nerd, some schizo, some reverse schizo, being an evil piece of shit.
Also Sanguine, he is cool, but I can't really go overboard all the time with several kinds of excess, that shit will kill me real fast and have the most pleasant things becoming unpleasant real fast.
>Makes you mercilessly and brutally kill those you care about by a random urge of bloodbath
Yeah he might not backstab you directly but he will frick you over
Malacath is only one who you can say actually "cares" about this followers.
Azura to a lesser extent but that's only if you're giving her enough adulation. It's funny that Almalexia hates Azura because they're both very similar in that regard.
>Akatosh
That was Martin using a transformation spell. Akatosh is as scared of dying as any other aedra. Don't fool yourself. If he was so great he wouldn't need to consume the soul of Martin like a cucked lich.
Sanguine
Have a good time until you drop dead, then have a pleasure plane entirely dedicated to you when you die. >inb4 "Oh but having a great time forever is bad"
>For me? It's Clavicus.
Not a furry but Hircine mogs all
I used to ride the meme bandwagon of liking sheogorath because le funny random god but Hircine's whole idea of the hunt and its ideologu is quite badass.
The whole idea behind werewolves being used by Hircine as a force that is both the hunt and the hunter at the same time, essentially making the hunting process a divine-organized VSH match, is really fricking cool.
Not a real prince though.
He is and is currently roaming the planes of Oblivion free from the Greymarch curse thanks to the Hero of Kvatch aka the new Sheogorath
>READ A BOOK
>READ A BOOK
>READ A MUUHFRICKIN BOOK
Herma mora because I want to learn nipponese.
Imagine liking a god that has to spy through windows for centuries before he decided to send someone to ask a simple question.
imagine liking the only god in the entire series that talks very slowly who's dialogue you cannot skip through https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBSofDeDLy8
You can't skip it because his avatar is a 2d billboard with a preset animation. If you could skip it the effect would fall apart.
i dont like hermy just being......a black void with some eyes and tentacles, in oblivion and daggerfall he was just this big ass lovecraftian monster with crab hands it would have been cool to go to his realm and seen a giant mountain in the distance only to realize its him
>tfw cranky mommy god-wife
>he unironically believed Sheogorath
LMAO my dude if that was true Haskel would have disintegrated and instead he's the one that is connected to the Shivering Isles and controls their aspect not the player who is supposedly a god.
you've literally never played the shivering isles DLC and it shows
you get free powers to change the weather and time of day
Yeah, gifted to you by Haskel. And changing weather is actually a magical skill that high level wizards know in TES. Ayelids in Oblivion had such a power.
it's spelled Haskill, and he doesn't give it to you you colossal homosexual. he literally just says "as the prince of madness, you can do this this and this" and then you can do it. the powers don't appear in your spellbook before that moment because you arent aware of it yet
have a nice day
>the powers don't appear in your spellbook before that moment because you arent aware of it yet
Now that's the best cope I read in month so you are saying you are a god that doesn't have total awareness when it comes to his own plane of oblivion? Which may I remind you is part of your very being? LMAO Jyggalag morons are even more moronic than I thought.
yes, a god does not have total awareness of his own realm, otherwise the hero of kvatch wouldn't have been able to shut down the oblivion gates and Battlespire wouldnt have happened at all
>KotN has to take after the Oblivion crisis
>Oh but Shivering Isles doesn't!
lol, LMAO
Shivering Isles ""lore"" is incoherent nonsense
Just accept that nothing from Shivering Isles and afterwards is canon
KotN was the last time where Bethesda gave a shit
shivering isles lore is completely consistent with Battlespire and Daggerfall lore
knights of the nine is literally not canon because Meridia would not be able to stage an invasion of nirn immediately after akatosh's new pact at the end of the base game
>shivering isles lore is completely consistent with Battlespire and Daggerfall lore
You did not play either game.
Battlespire says Dark Seducers are independent rogue Daedra, then Shivering Isles says "No, they strictly work under Sheogorath and represent Dementia". Shivering Isles is full of moronic shit like this. Just nonsensical retcons and inconsequential asspulls that have nothing to do with anything- Jyggalag's character is a prime example. He was wasted so hard that no one in the fanbase knows if he's still alive or if he's part of Sheogorath again.
Oh and I forgot to mention BY FAR the most moronic thing in Shivering Isles' sorry excuse for """lore""". Sheogorath says Jyggalag returns at the end of every ERA. His resurrection hinges on some fricking arbitrary man-made time measurement. And wasn't Jyggalag transformed into Sheogorath in primordial times, when Men, much less eras, didn't even fricking exist? What even is a fricking "era" in this context?
for me it's molag bal
i was always fond of le funny god of rape but playing ESO and going to his daedric realm with literal rivers of cum really sold me on him
probably the only enjoyable part of ESO
Clockwork city dlc was kino
>no dude you don't get it the game gets good after 300 hours and $100 of DLC
ill stick with LotRO, thanks
For Me, it's Peryite
>is depicted as a dragon
>is the weakest of the princes
Only until the next kalpa. Two more weeks anon. Trust the plan.
peryite doesnt even have the shit nurgle from warhammer does of you getting kind of stronger from getting sick. you just get sick and cope yourself into thinking you're built different
End of the kalpa was prevented by the Dragonborn anon play the games
>prevented
Lmao. Delayed is the word you're looking for.
Based. He lets humans chose to join him and grants them revival if they die + you can command his forces.
He's the only daedra that takes away any individuality from his worshipers. Worshiping him is like becoming a dwemer automaton.
>t. disorder enjoyer
Nope, where did you read that? Look up Syl
Meridia does that as well. Or is willing to
yeah well. maybe im fine with that
As an ugly outcast Namira has always been my favourite
why did namira make up sithis
because nobody would worship namira
qrd? I thought Sithis was older than the Aedra or the Daedra
i think the night mother is meant to be namira actually, i dunno, sithis is fricking weird, and it doesnt help the dark brotherhood werent all that fleshed out until oblivion
>erm, didn't you do the dark brotherhood questline? sithis is totally real he's the personification of nothingness and emptiness and chaos which is why he feeds off the souls of random bards and homeless people
>trying to enjoy my tasty beverage
>maramal comes into the tavern to try and preach to us about how us getting drunk is why the dragons are coming back
Sithis is older than either aedra or daedra, but there's no real proof that Sithis actually gives a frick about anything, it's more like a force of nature. This caused people to come up with theories on who the dark brotherhood is actually worshipping.
Sithis isn't real it's just a fake cult powered by a daedra to expand morag tong like cults and operations outside of morrowind.
Sithis is real, Argonians worship him too. If he were fake the hist would probably tell the Argonians to stop being moronic. Sithis probably just doesn't give a shit about anything since he is literally nothingness and thus you gain nothing from worshiping him, but he definitely is real.
They only worship him because of the morag tong deserters bringing it into their country. Sithis only exists since the tong split. There was no Sithis before that in the lore.
I’m guessing Sithis is one of the ideal masters
>craves souls (any soul will do)
>can’t physically interact with Tamriel, is forced to make bargains with mortals (Dark Brotherhood)
>Lucien Lachance can never truly be killed. He is always sent back to the void to be reformed (similar to Arvak and Durnevhir)
There is only one choice
Thought this was a Demon's Souls (PS3) screenshot for a second, really similar art style.
Malacath is genuinely based I hate that the games just present him as le angry barbarian guy when there's a lot more to him
literal shit
malacaths based because he's angry barbarian big brother of all orcs. in oblivion hes mad at orcs being enslaved because the only guy thats allowed to boss orcs around is him
Which game should I replay from Morrowind to Skyrim
Jyggalag and Sheogorath are the same.
>le daedra are all anuic and want to spread chaos
>but one of them actually hates chaos and wants to embrace total and perfect order
Further proof that aedra and daedra are nothing more than titles and these deities are the same race with the same origin, only that aedra are all good guys who created the world while most daedra are buttholes and fricked off to their own worlds.
Ithelia
https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ithelia
eso lore, not canon
Sanguine.
So only Talos actually achieved real godhood, right? Or can the tribunal and Mannimarco also be considered real gods? Is there even a definition for what counts as a god?
Talso isn't a real person he's a schizo amalgam of multiple people.
talos probably achieved godhood, he straight up talked to you in morrowind. the tribunal aren't gods just demigods, they needed the power located in the heart of red mountain to retain their godhood, and even then azura kind of made a point by cursing 1 and a half of them to be dark elf skinned. mannimarco is also a god, i guess, or at least part of him is, the one you fight in oblivion is just whats left of him on mundus
Oblivion main quest confirms Talos ascended
If Phynaster and the other regular dude in the Altmeri pantheon count as gods, then yes The Tribunal and Mannimarco are gods.
Sheogorath because he's my Oblivion character
malacath
>b-but
malacath
I HATE THE DEADRAS
I HATE THE DEADRAS
I HATE THE DEADRAS
I HATE THE DEADRAS
For me, it's my three interdimensional wives representing different times of the day fighting over my soul so I can frick them all whenever they feel like it.
I really don't mind going for all three at the same time, they are all great in their own ways, and not full achizo shit.
Might have to deal with Azura being a tease primadonna, Meridia being constantly mindraping me and being a Dom all the time, and Nocturnal being a compulsive lier thou.
Not great, but better than either being a furry, a disgusting shit on humanoid meat, a tentacle nerd, some schizo, some reverse schizo, being an evil piece of shit.
Also Sanguine, he is cool, but I can't really go overboard all the time with several kinds of excess, that shit will kill me real fast and have the most pleasant things becoming unpleasant real fast.
Hircine is the only one who genuinely cares about his followers and won't stab them in the back.
>Makes you mercilessly and brutally kill those you care about by a random urge of bloodbath
Yeah he might not backstab you directly but he will frick you over
You're not required to accept his blessing to be a follower of his. And if you do it's just part of the hunt, don't be a sourpuss.
Malacath is only one who you can say actually "cares" about this followers.
Azura to a lesser extent but that's only if you're giving her enough adulation. It's funny that Almalexia hates Azura because they're both very similar in that regard.
Sanguine.
I imagine his followers each getting a gooncave to goon in for all eternity. And honestly, I'm in.
Malacath because who doesn't love a good underdog story.
We need more Aedra representation in TES.
You wont get any because they are extreme pussies fearing that any mortal could stab them to death.
I saw Akatosh kick a Daedric Prince's ass. He's not scared of you.
>Akatosh
That was Martin using a transformation spell. Akatosh is as scared of dying as any other aedra. Don't fool yourself. If he was so great he wouldn't need to consume the soul of Martin like a cucked lich.
Sanguine
Have a good time until you drop dead, then have a pleasure plane entirely dedicated to you when you die.
>inb4 "Oh but having a great time forever is bad"
Someone never watched Hellraiser.
t. Frank
do the Bosmer hate Lorkhan like the other elves do
Mephala
>this is one of the "good" daedra
chimergays, explain yourselves