>best game of all time and the best looking gamecube game
>gets the best remaster of all time and is now also the best looking switch game
how the frick did they do it?
>best game of all time and the best looking gamecube game
>best game of all time and the best looking gamecube game
>gets the best remaster of all time and is now also the best looking switch game
how the frick did they do it?
Just talented people designed the game well. And then other talented people remastered it well, not without giving a shit. Simple as.
this was actually a very shit remaster.
there was a switch games drought before zelda, so casuals worshipped the remake without knowing otherwise.
You morons keep posting this fricking shit. This has nothing to do with code/engine. This was a built in feature of the gamecube, and cost nothing on the graphics budget. The tegra chip and the switch works very differently and the budget for this kind of shit is significantly more expensive that it was on the gamecube.
>shitty devs making excuses
Everytime
>shitty devs making excuses
It was the lead technical engineer on the ORIGINAL prime talking about this you fricking assclown.
Has he done anything since Prime?
Prime 2
>a mediocre sequel
Yawn...
>
close your mouth, homosexual
He worked at Armature until 2017 so I imagine anything they worked on.
>doesn't mean it's not a missing feature
Alright, sure, but other graphical features that would not have been possible on the original were gained.
>until 2017
So all he worked on was just shitty shovelware
Why should I care about his opinions on a downgrade?
>Why should I care about his opinions on a downgrade?
Because he was the lead technical engineer on a beloved game that pushed the limits of the hardware it was on, and he actually just knows his shit about graphics maybe? I'm not even sure what your argument is, that he is somehow dumb because he didn't work on blockbuster after blockbuster after doing 3 prime games?
Yeah that beam in your emulator is REALLY casting lights.
it literally is
anyone who parrots the muh beam light bullshit didn't actually play the game
>>only place it shows is in texture changes inside helm
Now compare it to the original
>beam shots cast a light on the floor
what is this called?
It's not 'casting' light. If it was it would show up on more than the floor with more range that that. Light is nonlinear, but also not abrupt. You're seeing a moving texture.
>pedantic bullshit
>saying an overlay isn't a 3d effect is pedantic
The absolute state. Next you'll tell me the human eye can't tell the difference between 24hz and 60hz. Or that 240p is "fine". You're a joke.
>pedantic bullshit
>triangle on floor only
>beam near wall destination
>no other lighting anywhere
>pedantic bullshit
>in a thread about exact technicalities
Your mother should have swallowed you
A texture with a glow that emits no light is not lighting.
>Spoiler
It was the original Gamecube game emulated in higher resolution. What you were arguing as "shitty and extremely substandard implementation" was the real deal all along
>moron frogposter just makes shit up that is clearly a lie and expects people to believe it
unsurprising
>switch remaster hud and textures
>switch remaster objects
>i... it's the original
Your mother should have swallowed you.
>was the real deal all along
>doesn't say energy at the top of hud
It's not on the floor you disingenuous c**t. It's an overlay.
>he is somehow dumb because he didn't work on blockbuster after blockbuster after doing 3 prime games?
Just because he's paid to praise whatever Nintendo puts out, doesn't mean his opinion matters more about this.
The more I look the at the remakes, the more disappointing they are. They're undeniably higher resolution, but they feel cheaper somehow.
I think there's no getting around the fact that 20 year old hardware was able to so thoroughly outperform the modern console, though. That's a disappointment no matter what.
>20 year old hardware was able to so thoroughly outperform the modern console
moron
>Muh switch can't handle beam lighting
What is that if not getting outperformed?
You have higher resolution textures now, nice fricking remake.
>You have a much nicer looking remaking now, nice fricking remaster
>le higher resolution textures
who the frick gives a shit
who gives a shit about lightning being slightly different
I'm with the other anons.
Lighting >>> Textures.
>slightly different
REMOVED
Say it REMOVED
not that anon, but just because it;'s a sensible compromise on switch hardware doesn't mean it's not a missing feature
nta but you're stupid
>nta but
Go back
nta but you're stupid
>IT IS THE BEST REMASTER EVER
>actually, it isnt because the switch hardware is shit and doesnt allow the devs to implement basic graphical features of the original
>basic features
>noooooo
>it's nitpicking to go against the lighting of shots
>that's a super advanced feature only for ultra powerful hardware
>the switch is less powerful than the gamecube
I believe you. the gamecube was the best console, and accordingly spawned the best games, made by the best devs, during the best era
In 30 years there still won't be any better parti fighting game than Melee, any better racing game than F-zero GX, any better game of any Nintendo brand.
and the dev lead said it:
The Switch hardware is worse than the Gamecube.
Gamecube was chad hardware.
Shitch is shit hardware for trannies
>and accordingly spawned the best games, made by the best devs, during the best era
If only that was true. Instead the best Nintendo games at the time were on gba and the GC was left with nothing.
>those kinds of things are very expensive on the switch/modern hardware and they decided to focus their resources elsewhere
uh nincels, what is this?????
Are you going to delete your post when. You realise fake lighting is fake?
you're admitting they couldn't even fake it?
oh. my. dog!
So you don't care that it would look worse, just that it's rhere
>1996: Quake
>2023: Metroid Prime: Remastered
And there you have it, graphicsgays don't even care about graphics.
I'm laughing because Quake supported dynamic lights in 1996 and Metroid Prime doesn't in 2023.
Keep up nincel.
>Quake supported dynamic lights in 1996
It didn't, it was all fake.
All lighting is "fake" you massive moron
Sure if you don't understand how game lighting works which you clearly don't.
Your inability to explain how I wrong speaks volumes. I have proven Quake had dynamic lights in 1996, and there's a webm of MP in 2023 without dynamic lights.
I accept your concession.
>I have proven Quake had dynamic lights in 1996
And you're claiming others have an inability to speak. You don't even understand how lighting works.
Your inability to explain how I wrong speaks volumes. I have proven Quake had dynamic lights in 1996, and there's a webm of MP in 2023 without dynamic lights.
I accept your concession.
Are you just going to copy and paste responses?
Did your writer run out of material?
but but modern hardware
but but the dev said it's impossible
funny that MP reshitted adds dynamical lighting for other things, but not for the shots.
kek, which proofs that it's possible.
Metroid Prime does look worse in this case, yeah.
Please understand, nintendo is small company
Even the devs of the original say it would be wasteful to implement on the switch version. https://youtu.be/0oiIm5Ymu6s
what I'm getting out of this is the switch is a horrible piece of hardware to develop for
Well it IS A Nexus 7 v2.
>there was a switch games drought before zelda
>release every month
>drought
????
>Hey I posted the webm again
Your only complaint is one singular detail. Loss of shot lighting was sad to see, no one argues that, but that's one detail among hundreds. The artistic direction, sound design, enemy models and keybinding implementation are all stellar. It would be dishonest to call the game shit because there's one minor flaw.
I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be looking at.
Honestly this really hurts dark areas in the remaster.
Makes me sad
If this is all you have then it's amazing. Almost all remasters remove effects or make some of the graphics worse.
>this piece of shit looks tasty
>you know the other pieces of shit taste really rotten, but this one is just a bit rotten
>food analogy
>Shit
>Food
>Food is any substance consumed by an organism for nutritional support
if you eat it then it's food
So you eat shit?
you're the one talking about eating it
you called it food in the first place.
in our context, shit is food since it was mentioned in relation to its taste, which you would only get by eating it
yes, you are the one who tastes food and says "it's not that bad actually, it's better than the other shit back there, that makes it good"
I say it's all shit.
Well in my opinion a missing graphical effect doesn't make it SHIT, considering the rest of the game looks way fricking better too.
It's hard to replicate all the graphical effects, specially ones from the 6th gen era, there's a lot of PS2 remasters with missing effects because of this.
>a missing graphical effect
>all the graphical effects
So which one is it?
The shot lighting makes it shit already, sorry, but that's it.
But it's not even just that one that is missing.
It's a shit job and I can't stand shit jobs, especially when the company wants $40 for that shit.
Look, troony gay, I have to make Prime Remastered the newest TORtanic to make my superiors happy, and I'm going to beat it into your fricking skull that no dynamic lighting makes this piece of shit the worst remaster ever made and a direct insulting attack on a classic game.
You joke, but tortanic schizos need to be doxxed, rounded up and raped to death.
autism should be aborted
>autism should be aborted
autism is caused by vaccines, so that's impossible.
>slurry of dead or weakened viruses and bacteria, sugar or yeast, stabilizers, and preservatives causes a complete shift in brain development and mentality
I know you're having a chortle but good fricking God the people that parrot this for real are stupid.
I have read Dr. Jenners original vaccine experiments, he caused the very first brain damaged patient with his vaccine shit.
That was the start of vaccines.
You obviously didn't, because you are an npc moron.
I'm not getting into an argument with you about this, I'm calling you a moron if you believe it and still can't cite what's actually in a vaccine syringe.
Everything is some kind of dipshit conspiracy theory with you animals.
I swear sometimes it feels like gays like you are hellbent on perpetuating Ganker to be some kind of Plato's cave by always cropping a small bit of a big picture and then trying to change how people view and think about the game by centering all discussion around that minor aspect, eventually having all discussion about said game drive towards the same mindless shitflinging over petty shit that hardly matters.
The devs can make a video explaining exactly why the detail had to be omitted and that it wasn't just carelessly overlooked, and you will still try to frame every discussion involving the game around it.
This isn't just about the Metroid Prime Remaster, but it happens fricking everywhere on this god forsaken board and it drives me up the fricking wall.
>The devs can make a video explaining exactly why the detail had to be omitted
I don't care
Also the "dev" you mention is not the actual dev, but a moron that didn't work on the Reshitter
I care that graphic effects are missing and that it's not worth $40.
I remember people complaining about Trilogy, and that was 3 games for $60 or $50, and thad 1 or 2 missing things too, but it wasn't shot lighting that happens all the time in the game. But 1 water effect and some other shit that happens like once in the game.
It's worth $40 because I paid $40 actually
You are a moron though.
You probably also buy $70 games for PS4 and pay $100 of microtransactions.
I don't spend my waking hours spamming Ganker with my manufactured rage over a children's toy.
No, I don't do either of those things
but you do.
You spend $40 on inferior trash port instead of getting the whole trilogy for $20 on Wii U.
But I don't even own a wii u anon, how would I buy anything for it? That doesn't make any sense
You are not making any sense at all in fact and I think you are just lashing out
>But I don't even own a wii u anon
Yes, you are a moron as I said.
You like to subscribe instead of buy.
I have both and the original. The remaster is worth it.
The worst part is that since it's the same bait over and over and over it's likeliest that it's one guy pushing it at every corner.
If you dislike Ganker culture, you can always return to your safe space sites.
Ganker culture where everybody pats their own ass for being the dumbest upright ape to ever stumble across the planet used to be just a /b/ thing, Ganker used to be full of morons that didn't pride themselves on it and if they did they had a tripcode
>mindless shitposting
>Ganker culture
Fricking hell, you can really tell that you people came here after 2013.
Culture, like everything else, changes with time. You can accept it, or you can run away and hide.
I suggest you hide then
By that logic your culture will never be Ganker culture.
I can't imagine how mindbroken you are to be tricked into seeing morons spamming manufactured rage bait as something to be proud of.
Still waiting for a physical copy
>one of best games ever has female protagonist
curious
>women were the original computers
huh...
Hm. Would.
>Women are proud of being pioneers in a job where you just blindly follow a set of instructions
>In fact, it's considered a feminist triumph
Huh?
I wouldn't want to hide her figure, if you know what I mean...
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/KHQQe63Mf8mgRRnmJjKuiw/
kekk a literal bot
>best game of all time
No one actually believes this, right?
Yeah, everyone knows it's tied with Super Metroid.
For 40 dollars I wish they added some more content.
>B-BUT THEN IT WOUDLN''T BE A REMASTER
Well i don't see the problem with that. It's just a name. I'd rather have more content.
is remaking every single asset in the game from the ground up not "new content" you troglodyte?
is brand new unlockable concept art not "new content"?
is a brand new control scheme not "new content"?
>is remaking every single asset in the game from the ground up not "new content" you troglodyte?
It's just graphics. So no.
>unlockable concept art
Who cares?
>brand new control scheme
A nice little QOL feature, but far from justifying the price tag. Was even the concept of a difficulty mode too much?
>It's just graphics. So no.
NTA but graphics are how we contextualize the gameplay, saying "its just graphics" in the case of a perceived significant upgrade isn't a good argument.
>NTA but graphics are how we contextualize the gameplay,
To you maybe, but I would gladly play Metroid Prime even if every single graphic was just a bunch of blocks with single digit polygon counts, and your character model was one big block, and you shot lightly colored blocks at Meta Blockley, before fighting Blockoid Prime. I'll never understand the fascination this industry has with muh fancy HD graphics.
>To you maybe,
stopped reading here, good bait mate
I'm sorry mate, but graphics just don't matter to me. Only the absolute bare minimum is required. It's basically only one step above story in terms of necessity. If the gameplay is solid, you really don't need anything else.
>Was even the concept of a difficulty mode too much
I am pretty sure you unlock hard mode when you beat normal mode.
>create port of original
>hide hard mode behind normal mode
Why?
and here comes the Nintendo shills.
>it's totally worth it
>missing effects
>missing unlockables
>totally
>worth
I hope you get paid well and not doing it for free.
https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Difficulty_mode
>Metroid Prime is the first game to feature adjustable difficulty levels worldwide. Upon completion of the first playthrough on Normal Mode, Hard Mode is unlocked. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes and Metroid Prime: Federation Force continue this trend.
Were you shitting your panties over this back in 2002?
he's just going to respond to you saying that the remaster should have all difficulties unlocked from the start for some reason
If you'll read the link that you linked to, you'll find something very interesting.
>Metroid Prime introduced this in 2001
Not a Prime remastered addition. But here's my favorite part:
>harder difficulties in the Metroid Prime trilogy reduce the damage Samus deals.
Does that sound like a proper difficulty, or is it just bloat?
it sounds functionally no different from raising all enemy hp which is what most hard modes do anyway, so it's not really any different from those at all
throwing a shitfit about this is illogical
>it sounds functionally no different from raising all enemy hp which is what most hard modes do anyway,
How about you improve the enemy AI, ala Terraria? How about you remix some of the world layouts or introduce some additional obstacles, akin to Zelda Master quest? How about you add some new enemies, or elite variants that take a little more skill to beat?
sorry none of that is within the scope of a remaster and evidently wasn't within the scope of the original game and you're going to need to get over it
Nah, I don't think I will. I bought the remaster and I think it's okay, but I will demand more content and a little higher quality, especially from a company like Nintendo. If you don't like it, well that's not my problem.
I literally mentioned this as a problem long before you linked the metroid wiki, right here.
Interesting how you ignored that.
you can demand it all you want but it's not happening lmao
I ask for alot of things from this industry, and my favorite devs give them to me. Half the fun is criticizing the lazy devs who don't, and seeing shills who can't take a little criticism try and fail to debunk my arguments.
So you despise the original Prime and Retro Studios for not making hard mode a completely different game with perfect enemy ai that can one-shot you through all of your energy tanks?
I don't despise them. I just think they're lazy. Like how I think Mercurystream is lazy for putting in checkpoints into their Metroid games, when save stations are already hilariously plentiful. I can still like the game, while criticizing its shortcomings.
They're lazy for not doing what you personally demand of them, got it.
As expected, get BTFO and rip down those goalposts and run off screaming with them.
how about you have all difficulties from the start?
What's the problem with that, especially with a port?
>just play it twice
I played it 10 times already.
I enjoyed the original so I got myself the collection after buying this piece of shit the WiiU was and had fun with it as well. Therefore I also got the remaster and surprise - it was fun. Call me mindless consoomer but at least I'm having fun, something the average Gankerermin wouldn't understand.
>so fricktarded and braindead he has to use "fun" as his excuse
(you)
That was something in the trilogy release, and even there it was just a reskinned normal mode. The normal mode they added was an easy mode they added, and all it did was make things do more damage and take less damage, far from the ideal difficulty mode.
I think the game is amazing in many ways and I'm glad it's a rare case of remastered visuals doing exactly what you want for the most part. However, I didn't enjoy it back then and I still don't enjoy it now. The trek down phazon mines that everyone hates was the absolute most engaged I was for the entire game. The game's influence has been wholly positive and its merits are clear to see, but they've never come together to make something enjoyable for me and that really sucks to miss out on.
how the FRICK am I supposed to get through the phazon mines with no etanks or missiles on hard mode
By using primehack
>just cheat
>using the correct input method for the platform is cheating
the game has literal lock on
why the frick do you need to play it with a mouse
that also doesn't help you avoid beam pirates raping your ass with no etanks
Maybe because it's a better experience and not because it's an advantage you imbecile
You remember when we cared about the experience being good rather than being approved™
Maybe you don't
>Maybe because it's a better experience
it isn't though, the only one that would be a better experience with mouse aiming is prime 3 because it utilized actual aiming with a wiimote and prime 1 and 2 are not improved by having it
>not aware of the trilogy
the same point applies, why would you bother emulating the trilogy when you can upscale the GC versions? the wii aiming adds nothing to prime 1 or 2, it's not a better experience, it's simply another way to play it that was never intended and doesn't enhance any aspect of the game
>why bother having better controls
Clearly Nintendo™ disagrees with you because they re-released it twice with better controls. So I guess the publisher and the market think you're a fricking idiot.
You're not understanding. The controls aren't better. Prime 3 utilizes weakspots on actual enemies, motion control to interact with levers and other objects/grapple shields, etc. Prime 1 and 2 do none of this, and freely aiming around the screen does absolutely nothing to improve the experience. They bundled it as a trilogy because it would sell. Today, there is no reason to play 1 and 2 with mouse/wii controls instead of using the original GC controls. You can if you want to, nobody is stopping you, but there's no compelling reason whatsoever. It doesn't change anything. You're still going to be locking on to enemies and shooting them at the lock on point the same way.
I really wish you morons coming into Metroid threads just to shit them up would find something else to do, or at least get new material.
>not better because not approved™
Still not an argument™
>freely aiming around the screen does absolutely nothing to improve the experience
>accurate controls do not improve anything
>there is no reason to play 1 and 2 with mouse/wii controls
>accurate controls do not improve anything
you might be mentally moronic.
The GC controls are already perfectly accurate for what you need to accomplish in the context of the game. Metroid Prime 1 and 2 are not precision-based FPS.
>analog stick
>perfectly accurate
hahahahaha
sir I prefer mouse and keyboard but this game is not a shooter, it should be on controller
>you don't shoot in this game
hahahahaa
>controller
yeah, the Wiimote.
Mouse + keyboard sucks, see Resident Evil 4, meanwhile RE4 Wii Edition is perfect.
then use steaminput for dual analog sticks like a civilised human with a functioning brain. Even though you have to pretend. Single Analog input and 4:3 with hacks is fricking dumb and there is no legit argument for them.
I'm just emulating the Switch version frick all that noise
Go play MP2 then you dumb c**t
Honestly never finished it, the 3D Metroids don't really captivate me that much. I'd rather replay AM2R for the millionth time. I'm honestly just enjoying watching you fools lose your damn minds over how others prefer to play.
>don't like this game enough to play it
>my opinion about it matters
lmao
MP1 and MP2 aren't the same game (since you lack comprehension and need to be told), continue policing others' experiences though it's very amusing.
>this control method is better
>fake wide-screen isn't as good as native
>U R POLICING ME OMG
Schizo, I'm playing the remastered version on Yuzu. You're an actual raging butthole over trivial matters.
So you admit emulating the games and not playing the original gamecube version is better
You just can't admit the cut effects is a bad thing
It's not favorable but I still prefer the remake, as I said before I'm not some butthurt purist nitpicks over such things and hyperbolically pretends it ruins the game. It's the same fricking game, calm your breasts.
>nitpick
>your shots do not do any lighting anymore
>nitpick
>it's just the lighting
>stop nitpicking the lighting
lmao
I enjoyed the game, keep seething, rando.
I'm sure they'll port them eventually. Got bored on GC/Wii but I'll give them another chance. More of a 2D metroidvania gay.
Good fricking luck is all that's positive I can say to you
Better than single analog stick and 4:3 gay in this thread
Just a shame you miss the best one in the trilogy because you limit yourself
>sticks
>civlised human
>sticks
>human
nope
sticks is for degenerate subhumans
sticks are for platformers and adventure games, which this game is more than it is a shooter
no
sticks is for nothing, it's garbage controls.
Missing the point, get your head out your ass and remember single analog stick is shit
not even once.
Pikmin on Wii >>>>>>>> Pikmn on Gamecube
>if it's not approved™ it's bad
And we're back to this bullshit we already didn't accept
Try again moron
I can never go back to the old controller style after playing Remastered.
Which is totally fair, there's nothing wrong with the options Remastered gives you. It's an objective improvement. There's just no reason to be waving your cannon all over the screen for the first two games with a mouse or wiimote.
You clearly haven't used primehack. It makes the games function exactly like remastered.
Maybe try the thing you disparage next time you complete fricking moron.
when playing remastered, it disturbs me that they fricked up the lighting of shots.
How can they frick up so badly?
>no wiimote controls
shitty hardware
>when playing remastered, it disturbs me that they fricked up the lighting of shots.
Hardware issue, they had to make a choice in order to keep 60fps.
>hardware issue
The gamecube was able to do it.
Anon it's literally a hardware issue. https://youtu.be/0oiIm5Ymu6s
>muh it's the "modern" hardware
The game's graphics are crap because of it
>but somehow it can't do simple lighting
It's not simple lighting. There was no way to do it or they would have. Watch the fricking video. It is all laid out very plainly in an easy to understand format by someone who knows what he is talking about. You can do it. Do this instead of shitposting endlessly about something you refuse to comprehend.
>by someone who knows what he is talking about.
Who is it?
Watch the video and find out, friend.
Verification not required.
Why can't you just tell us? I'm not watching a video of some literal who.
It's Jack Matthews, one of the code engineers who worked on the original in 2002.
So he didn't work on the Switch version? So he doesn't know why it doesn't have the lighting, because he didn't work on it.
yeah he makes up shit.
he even literally says they just used all sorts of gamecube tricks and hacks.
Well duh, I'm sure someone could figure out something.
If it's even lowering the resolution, but removing that effect makes the game play like garbage. It feels sterile and stupid.
>Jack Matthews
https://www.mobygames.com/person/18142/jack-mathews/
Demon's Souls (2020 on PlayStation 5)
Shadow of the Colossus (2018 on PlayStation 4)
It's an incompetent HACK, who ruined 2 games already.
>there was no way
ok, then don't do it in the first place.
The "remaster" looks like shit, because of it.
They also fricked up the thermal visor too.
The devs that did it were incompetent.
>someone who knows
So he did develop it?
No, he didn't.
Simply figure out a way, there is always a way.
And if you really can't, then tell your boss that it's impossible to do a PROPER remaster and quit.
Don't do a half-assed job.
and the switch isn't without compromising on frames per second quality
go watch this video
before posting about this any more
It was something only the gamecube could do without impacting the framerate.
This interview with a member of the og devs explains it very well.
They could have found a way, if they want to.
Or they simply shouldn't have done it in the first place.
THe game looks like shit because of it.
>They could have found a way, if they want to.
Not without cuts or sacrifices that would have made the game significantly worse to look at.
>Or they simply shouldn't have done it in the first place.
Nah, I like the remaster. One missing thing isn't going to break it for me, not when a ton of other shit and QoL shit was implemented
>THe game looks like shit because of it.
False. This is hyperbole and doesn't make sense. You'd have to be the king of morons to the removal of beam lighting being your reason for why you think one of the best remasters ever made is shit.
Maybe, maybe not. The dev talks about a great feature the switch has (physicality based rendering).
>trust me the best way to experience the game™ is to buy system™ and game™ again, it's publisher™ approved™
>you do not need any emulation to fix the errors people say we made and definitely did not make, trust me, publisher™ is flawless
>Not without cuts or sacrifices
Removing all sorts of graphicl effects IS major cuts, you dumb frick
>False. This is hyperbole
I played the original tons of times, the "remaster" is off, because it's missing simple effects like your fricking shots lighting up the world.
That's a major cut, you moronic fricker.
If you don't care about that, that's your choice, but the remaster is crap because of it.
Imagine Silent Hill 2 and the light of the flash light doesn't work because
>muh we just couldn't do it on "modern" Nvidia shit hardware
Then DO NOT DO THAT, you fricking imbecile
This is the same place that people call RE4 a "masterpiece" and pretend the remake somehow looks worse than shit brown GC version, so I'm not even surprised.
you may not be surprised but i am
it's honestly incredible to me that a metroid thread of all threads could be this bad
what the frick happened
>THe game looks like shit because of it.
sure bro
When playing it, it does.
You know you shoot tons of times in the game, when your shots look sterile, anyone with a brain feels that there is something wrong with it.
I blame the Switch then, Piece of shit hardware
Glad i can emulate both without issues
I'd love to see how utterly idiotic someone has to be to be DEFINITELY moronic in your book because this butthole is clearly having these posts dictated by a 3rd party roughly translating from crayon drawings and flingings of faeces
>you have to play it AS RELEASED!™®©
He didn't even say that lol. He said emulate the originals with improvements.
>emulate the less good ports with fhcky wide-screen and bad controls
>otherwise not approved™
What's less good about it?
>what's less good about fricky hack wide-screen and bad controls
The controls are good and the wide screen isn't fricked up. Idk what you're complaining about
Both of those are lies. You haven't even tried primehack so you wouldn't even know. Frick off.
I have tho. Sorry autist.
Lying to appear like you know more about a niche topic is very autistic. Maybe you should get checked.
>N-no u
I haven't lied. Sorry autist.
>no u VS ad hominem
Looks like you have to fall back on the point which you can't dispute.
You were making a point? What was it?
>I-I don't know w-what you're talking about anon
>all I know I-is single analog and 480p 4:3 is b-best because it's a-approved™
I didn't say it was best. I said it controlled good and the wide screen isn't fricky.
If you have to put words in my mouth to try and "win" the conversation I think we're done here.
You resorted to ad hominems, you are in no position to critique anyone else's methods. The wide-screen is hacked and the single analog controls suck. This isn't debatable.
I like it and you haven't actually said what's wrong with the camera in all of your "camera sux" posts.
Goodbye.
I never mentioned the camera. I mentioned the single analog stick controls. Something you have yet to respond to. You just call me "autistic" and sperg out every time. Because you can't refute that the GC controls suck, and Nintendo™ agrees - and you can't dispute Nintendo™
I did respond to it. I said I like it. I'm not departing you in a matter of taste and haven't in any of my posts.
>You sperg out
Where?
>And call me autistic
You are autistic. This is autistic behaviour.
>I did respond to your point
>with an insult
>and you are (insult)
lol, lmao even
The argumentative equivalent of wet powder in a water pistol
>Can't show me where I did the thing he's mad at me for doing
Very autistic behaviour. You're mad at me for something you made up. It's not an insult if it's true
>ignores the post's content and creates own reality
You've passed autism and entered schizo
I didn't ignore anything.
>wii aiming adds nothing to prime 1 or 2
hahahahaha
someone is too poor to buy the Wii trilogy
I have a copy right next to me still in the steelbook and the poster that came with it is framed on my wall. I still have the shirt I got from Gamestop when I bought it. I have played each game several times. You are a shitposter with nothing of value to add to the conversation and should look elsewhere.
>no pics
>didn't happen
yeah, of course you do.
analog shit stick shitposter
now try to play the light gun wii game on ps3 with analog stick
>it's PERFECTLY accurate
hahaha
tendies only care about approved, they're fricking fanboy morons who can't accept the software always runs better on emulators because you have these little things called OPTIONS. I can't imagine playing Metroid or Zelda vanilla on actual hardware, frick that my Switch is collecting dust.
But anon, unless you play in 240p (sometimes) 20fps, it's not Nintendo™®© approved™®®®™®©®™
Time to buy an ancient Android tablet!
laughs in 4K 60fps HDR + mods
Don't forget reshade SSRTGI!
These games really pop with raytracing and gamepad controls via primehack & steam input.
1080p Switch Games
https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_games_presented_in_1080p
60fps Switch Games
https://switcher.co/games/tag/60-fps/
Seethe more 🙂
And metroid prime remaster is...?
Yeah. Your post is irrelevant to this thread.
It's shit, shooting feels bad, scanning is a chore, backtracking is soulcrashing, got scammed by tendies shit taste, again
b***h please it's not even the best Metroid game
I prefer emulating the Switch version cause I'm not some butthurt purist who nitpicks over lighting changes. Zelda N64 purists are gays for the same reason.
this is the only place in the net where children seethe about how others play, hope you're proud of yourselves
>Best game of all time
>Best remaster of all time
This is straight up embarrassing. I don't even want to tell you to have a nice day, I just pity you.
>best game of all time
>a first person shooter on consoles
ignorant underage take
prime is not even the best metroid game, much less the best game of all time
I’m a 2D Metroidgay but last night I played Prime for like 6 hours and it finally clicked bros…
clearly for the remaster they decided to prioritize the environmental lighting and effects and dropped the more involved beam lighting since whatever hack they used to get it working on the GameCube isn't possible on modern hardware while maintaining 60fps with the fidelity they settled on
the lightning in the environment is one of the most massive improvements in the remaster and looks genuinely stunning while not dropping a single frame so I don't see what the big fricking deal is
there's still a more minor version of beams illuminating the walls in the game regardless, and many other things light up the environment that didn't before
this is like the dumbasses that said they fricked up the doors when they clearly made an intentional change so that they were more visible from a distance and more in line with the doors in the other games
>i look at the environment
>frick the gameplay
They can do that for walking simulators.
Doing it for a FPA/FPS is pure idiotic
them changing the doors was something i didn't like but i get it, it doesn't really change much in the grand scheme of things
i really didn't think prime would attract such autists flipping out over minor changes but here we are
>i really didn't think prime would attract such autists flipping out over minor changes but here we are
It's not prime, it's Nintendo.
People here will always take any nitpick they can get and run with it.
No, I also attack Snoy for fricking up Ico and Shadow of the Collossus, the latter 2 times and the developer lead hack that is mentioned here is responsible for the latter.
Oh please tell me what tiny little pixels bothered you about SotC? Do purist gays really?
the fricked up physics, you dumb ass
>people want the game to look like what it is?
>autists!
if you want the game to look like what it is then play the non remastered version, the remaster looks different because it is something different
hope this cleared things up
Remastered doesn't mean cut down you fricking moron
Metroid Prime on Switch should have been called Cut Down Version but look at the environments!!!
>cut down
>no content was removed
(except the visual effects)
yeah, all sorts of graphical effects
credits
as well as bonus content
It's a fricked up version
it's a version for the consoomer child, that slurps everything up that comes out Nintendo's butthole.
They also fricked up Samus's face too without any reason.
And removed mirrors too.
Imagine a "remastered" movie and all sots of scenes are made into shit.
>yeah, all sorts of graphical effects
>credits
>as well as bonus content
Aka non-content.
Content refers to the playable portion of a game anon.
Just because your fee fees are hurt doesn't mean content was cut.
>Actually removed content isn't removed content
You're delusional
>the unlockables aren't content
>graphical features relevant to gameplay aren't content
>graphical features relevant to gameplay
Anon, nothing you're butthurt about affects the gameplay
>it's not important to see lighting of shots
>I don't have to know where my shots go to
>it's also not good to light up levels that way
go see a doctor, I think you have a brain tumor.
>>I don't have to know where my shots go to
Wut. The bullets don't fricking curve in mid air you jackass.
>>I don't have to know where my shots go to
Do you not have fricking eyes you moron?
Lighting up dark rooms literally effects the gameplay. You can't use your charge beam as a torch anymore.
this hasn't been something you could do since the pal release of prime you disingenuous fricktard
What's disingenuous about wanting a remake to be better than the version I already own?
>You can't use your charge beam as a torch anymore.
NTA but that was never necessary in the first place. Dark areas were for thermal visor use.
Aesthetics are nice and all but it's a moot point to make when they have zero effect on gameplay.
I used it all the time. It's worse without it.
>it was never necessary
>so it's good that it's gone
frick you, shill
how much do they pay you?
>>it was never necessary
>>so it's good that it's gone
What is this reading comprehension?
The point wasn't that it's okay, the point is that it doesn't matter.
Jesus, you people really don't care about games do you.
no they don't
250 posts in this thread from 50 ips and 200 of those are from the same 4 people shitposting
>the lighting doesn't matter
>but look at the improved lighting
>who cares about the dynamic lighting
>look at the environment lighting
Choose one, dumb ass
Are you an idiot?
Noticing improved visuals doesn't change the fact that they're ultimately just eyecandy.
exactly, the ENVIRONMENT is irrelevant
Lighting related to GAMEPLAY however isn't.
Which means Nitnendo set shitty priorities.
>Lighting related to GAMEPLAY however isn't.
Okay so you agree with me then and since its not related to the gameplay in any way it doesn't matter.
it is directly related to gameplay, you liar shill.
>never necessary
>forced to use the horrendous new vaseline thermal visor
no
to use the horrendous new vaseline thermal visor
>why are they making it slightly harder to see things in sections of the game where there is no light
>why is the game inconveniencing me by presenting a challenge
In the first clip (og game) the entire tunnel is lit up a bright disco purple by samus' wave beam. In the second clip (remaster) this doesn't happen.
oh wow, i'm not sure how i didn't notice that now.
You can really tell how much a person cares for video games by how much they care about graphics vs gameplay.
>mp2 remaster removes cutscenes
>people complain that content was removed
>"stop complaining, content refer to the playable portion of a game, just because your fee fees are hurt doesnt mean content was cut"
>Fusion Suit
the door is one thing
fricking up the visors is moronic
but even fricking up the shots themselves is pure moronation
Hey, lower the environment, I don't care.
but fricking fix the graphics relevant to the fricking gameplay
i played the remaster and liked its graphics quite a lot sorry not sorry
you are an NPC, how many shots did you get?
3 or 4?
*not possible for lazy morons who make games for a paycheck instead of passion
the autism in this thread is too much
>blue the movie
>it's slightly darker blue
Where the frick is the Fusion suit.
inb4
>you see the hardware make that impossible
>it was a hack on the gamecube!!!
>it's not the fault of the developers!!!
in the garbage where it belongs
the new concept art is a better bonus than that ugly piece of shit
go make a mod to add the lighting to the beams if you care so much and say it's easy
I played Prime for the first time with the Remaster and absolutely loved it and without having prior knowledge to compare it to, the graphics and gameplay were perfectly fine, good even. Autists are free to b***h about beam lighting, but it dies nothing to hinder the gameplay or experience and saying otherwise is pure moronation.
>I don't know what I'm talking about, so I didn't miss the thing I don't know about
What a revelation
Seethe more, Prime Remaster is considered, and will be for years to come, one of the best video game remasters ever done no matter how much you complain.
It already isn't so I guess you just have to suffer being wrong ¯_(ツ)_/¯
One Google search proves how absolutely wrong you are, but continue living in your ignorant moron bubble I guess.
it's only here that people hate remakes, gatekeeping makes them feel cool and exclusive
You really base your opinions on what Google says? Yikes.
Well FRICK let me tell you all about the best game by your definition - fortnite!
Go play that, you clearly belong there.
>It already isn't
homie it's the second highest rated game of the year
now remove the nintendo bonus
says here that the score is exactly the same before and after
th-this can't be...
what are you morons talking about
the beams still light up the walls here
the beams actually do not light up the surrounding walls like in the original game, they only apply a small texture to the ground as they pass over it whereas on gamecube they illuminated the entire surrounding area with actual light
it's a shame that this couldn't be kept and it is noticeable if you know the original game inside and out, but it's completely ridiculous to say it ruins the experience
meanwhile the remaster added brand new lightning effects like this that everyone just seems to ignore
Took me a second to notice. It's a very small detail but pretty cool.
the remaster added a bunch of small details
It's interesting to see that everything they tuned down or removed is lighting or reflection related while adding more details elsewhere. Is this because of the new lighting in general I wonder.
it's probably exactly what the original dev said: those kinds of things are very expensive on the switch/modern hardware and they decided to focus their resources elsewhere
>original dev comment
Based.
go watch this to understand it
the lighting system on the hardware is different
Why should I care about what someone who didn't develop the game thinks about its development? He wasn't involved with the remake.
you are not who i responded to
I didn't say I was. But fine I'll change it
>Why should he care about what someone who didn't develop the game thinks about its development? He wasn't involved with the remake.
it's a dev that fricked up Shadow of the Collosus as well as Demon's Souls (both remakes).
He's full of shit.
he didn't frick them up
on a technical level both of those games look really good
your problem is that the art direction itself changed, among other things, which i also don't like, but don't pretend that this guy is somehow responsible for that when all he did was the job he was hired to do
>on a technical level both of those games look really good
No, no they don't. They look worse than the original games and have some kind of vaseline filter on.
that hack is an expert on vaseline.
Probably takes it up his ass too.
again, technically speaking, they are very good looking games and this is objectively true. they look better than a ton of other games. you don't need to like the art direction changes, i don't even like it, but god damn stop being kneejerk contrarians for a fricking second of your lives
no, it looks like garbage.
Both of them.
It was made by hack frauds.
The art style of both is destroyed.
He's a fricking hack.
Even so the game looks great. It would obviously be better to have those lighting effects and reflections but for me they are merely a nice to have at best and not something I have a meltdown over.
>muh sharp shadows
who cares, where is my lighting?
>lens flare basically gone
Frick you Nintendo
>muh additional smoke effect to the ship
who cares, where is my lighting?
>flamethrowers illuminate the environment
So that's possible, but gun shot lighting is "impossible", huh?
>look at the new lighting
how about you fix your broken lighing first before adding new shit?
>lighting on the map
>that's that's literally impossible on modern hardware like the Shitch
>except when it's on the map screen
>Shitch
Sup eric
>completely ridiculous
as purists tend to be
Release Evil Dead on Blu-ray
>remastered
>let's fix all sorts of issues with the movies
Purists: booooooo, you fricking Sony idiots
NPC: muh? why do they complain?
They are actually a light, not a texture (which would be more expensive), just one much smaller than what was used in the original game (which couldn't do small small lights at all due to using vertex lighting).
tendies do it for free
Even imagine this:
>Nitnendo: Let's port this shit
>but wait, instead of first making it all work 1:1 on Switch, let's add all sorts of extra detail and garbage
>so now we are finally done, only the lighting of the shots are missing
>we can't do it
>let's release it anyway
>let's release it anyway
They did and it sold very well.
They are setting the stage for Prime 4 by introducing Metroid to new players
yeah, because Switch owners are dumb cattle who will buy any garbage.
Also false marketing with lies "best remaster ever, totally like the original". All lies.
>"best remaster ever, totally like the original"
thats true though
Out of curiosity what game can be called the "best remaster ever" to you.
it's all rushed up shit.
Take Metal Gear Solid 2+3 for example.
That's also rushed up shit, with tons of missing content.
For movies I could name tons of movies where it was properly done. For games not a single one. It's all inaccurate shit.
Even Sly Cooper has missing developer audio commentaries, which were unlockables for beating time trials. And now time trials do not unlock anything. Great job there, Snoy
they improved the thermal visor in the remaster
>improved
actually made worse
See, another Nitnendo shill exposed with his lies
why is everyone b***hing about the shot lighting when the remaster added BACK effects like the ice beam freezing over the cannon and water ripples that got removed in the trilogy?
Bad faith actors trying to stir up shit.
because they actively do not enjoy video games and want to dump on this one
I love the original MGS2+3
I also love the original Primes.
But I hate inaccurate shitty ports, that sold for way too much money and which are low quality.
says the moron, who watches Psycho and then the nu-Psycho "remaster"
and then says
"wow, this new psycho remaster was superb, I'm glad I paid for the cinema ticket"
sorry i did not do that actually and if you need to invent a scenario in your head to justify the things you say you already lost
well that's what you literally are.
You slurp the shit of someone up and say "yeah that tastes great" and even defend the shit.
>it almost tastes like chocolate
>unironically comparing movies to games
remaster vs remaster vs "remaster remake"
It makes sense.
For movies the shit they do to games would not be acceptable
>let's just release this without special fx
>let's just copy the unfinished alpha version of that scene
>yeah, we can't be bothered to implement this, just remove it
its almost like they are completely different mediums
irrelevant
for movies they typically care, and garbage like the HD Star Wars versions get shit on, and deserve it.
Meanwhile with games you got moronic NPCs that even defend garbage overpriced ports.
Wii Metroid Prime (3 games) was $10 on Wii U.
prime remaster isnt shit on because it looks better than the original
>missing all sorts of effects
>better
Choose one
>but le texture quality
frick off, dumb frick
they removed one small effect to improve graphics as a whole
nitpicking one small thing is just pathetic lmao
>remaster vs remaster vs "remaster remake"
>It makes sense.
No, no it doesn't.
A video game remake has a completely different objective to movie one.
No, remakes are typically shitty cash grabs.
And "remasters" are done to preserve the original.
For movies that takes care and passion.
For games it's "that will do", because the audience are a bunch of morons.
>let's fix the Mona Lisa
>let's frick up the face
>that will be $40
NPCs: yes, way higher texture quality now
You autists shouldn't complain about the fricked up face
>remakes are typically shitty cash grabs
For movies, yes.
For video games? No, the objective is to retain what people loved while also improving it.
For movies, that takes using the old script and adding contemporary things and lazily rewriting it
For games that means am accurate recreation of the gameplay with significantly improved visuals. Most modern remakes can't achieve this and fail (or if they're on PlayStation sell astronomically well because they don't care like ff7r for instance)
no, the objective is to PRESERVE it
that's what they pretend.
And then they do a half-assed job.
>PRESERVE
That's the objective of a port anon, not a remake.
God, modern companies redefining everything has really ruined you kids.
>port
Look up what a port is, dumb frick.
It should be 1:1, especially on more powerful hardware.
>It should be 1:1
If it were a port, which it isn't. All of the assets were REMADE because it's a REMAKE.
>remade
ah, now it's all remade
no, it's not remade at all, you dumb frick liar.
it's a fricked up version of Prime.
Just because you miss a minor graphical effect doesn't make it worse anon, especially if the game has more gameplay options.
Out of curiosity, how old are you?
you know my age son.
Now clean up your room.
With your tongue.
>you know my age son
So you're no older than 14.
so you are 1 year old, son?
What does my age have to do with a door?
>All remade
They reuse the same doors from the trilogy.
bullshit
>it's a remake
>that's why they called it remastered port
hurr durr
>Nintendo doesn't know what they are doing
shills are reaching
>For video games? No
Delusional
If it is then you should he able to explain how without resorting to how it looks.
I think many people already did ITT. I'd just be parroting opinions you already didn't read
>I think many people already did ITT
Anon, not a single person in this thread has provided an argument that can't be summed up as "it looks nice"
What is it about Metroid that attracts the most rapid shitposters?
Beam lighting let you cheese the pitch-dark areas of the game without forcing use of the thermal visor (the entire point of these areas). Removing it is actually more coherent game design.
stfu Super destroys this jankfest. Its a good proof of concept but gets woefully tedious by the end where you're just color coding pirates.
>gets woefully tedious by the end where you're just color coding pirates.
God it sucks that the color coded pirates and color coded metroids don't actually attack you in different ways or anything, it would have been sick if the ice pirates froze you (and so on). The only good color coding shit in the whole game is the Prime Exo fight.
Also the Chozo Artifacts are lazy padding.
It's ironic that of all the recent remakes, MP gets the most stringently faithful one when it could actually have used more fleshing out.
The remake does look better in most ways but it's a real shame it doesn't have the polish of the original
>No lighting on beams
>No crater on the planet
>No fusion suit even tho it released with Fusion on NSO.
>No reflections on mirrors
It's good, but it could be better than the original if they tried a little harder.
>best game of all time
It's not even a good game
>best looking gamecube game
insanely low bar (gamecube was weaker than dreamcast)
>gets the best remaster
still a bad game
>now also the best looking switch game
even lower bar somehow
>gamecube was weaker than dreamcast
Wrong. You can literally look up the specs. It was more powerful than the PS2.
>muh SPECS!
the pentium 4 at 3ghz is slower than the athlon xp at 1.7ghz. Comparing completely different architectures by numbers alone means nothing. Gamecube is a tard console and only moronic children defend it.
>Muh SPECS
>Talks about specs
>can't read
>is a moronic cubechild
go back to your dolphin porn you room temp iq frickwit
You have to be 18+ to post here
You have to be less of a moronic subhuman cubekid failure.
>Acts childish
>Gets mad
>Acts even more childish as a rebuttal
Lol
All this over your toys not getting the approval you froth at the bit for. Cube kids are so pathetic.
>All this.
I didn't do anything.
Sure you did, otherwise you wouldn't be here.
I don't know what you mean sorry.
>best looking Shitch game
>when we remove the lighting
well duh
the moron dev in the video even is fully moronic
>the lighing of the beam shots is impossible
>wow, so much detail, that should be impossible on the Shitch
So which one is it?
And why not lower the "detail" and give me my fricking shot lighting back?
This. Why does a game that's filled with pitch black areas need better textures?
>Shitch
hello Eric, shouldn't you be having a meltdown over ToTK's sales in the Famitsu threads?
>detail
"so many things going on
They star wars's Metroid Prime.
Sometimes I feel like tendies live in their own warped world of shit taste. No wonder this board is so garbage.
played the original as a kid, enjoyed it allot
should i play on yuzu or is it not worth my time?
It's the best way to play prime and it finally has true twin stick play so yes.
hm ok, i'll give it a shot when i get some free time thx bros
It's the same game with improved control options. The only real gameplay difference is that you have morph ball jump from the later games that casualizes some puzzles hard.
Oh shit you're right, I thought it was weird to be jumping around with the morph ball so early
yeah, you can play it with KB+M on Yuzu
To those complaining?
Do you even own the original?
Yeah, I own Prime 1 and 2 on GameCube and 3 on Wii. I got the remake and it's a little disappointing, despite all the improvements.
Post them with a time stamp.
I can, but for what purpose?
If you could you would just do it.
If you could answer my question you would just do it. Why can't you? What benefit is this to the conversation?
I don't have to, the fact you're trying your hardest to avoid posting it shows that you didn't.
I'm not avoiding it, I'm asking what it would even accomplish. If you tell me what it accomplishes or adds to the thread, I'll do it.
>I'm not avoiding it,
You are or you would have posted it, it's that simple.
Took the picture, I'll post it when you answer the question. Balls in your court.
>Took the picture,
Then post it. That's all you need to do.
See
If you claim to have a picture but don't post it then it's obvious you don't own them
See
So you admit you don't own them.
Like I said, If you could you would.
You can keep on doing that but it's all on you.
It's literally not. You're the only one who cares about this. If you want it tell me why.
Oh so you do have words left.
But yeah it's all on you. The conversation can't continue unless you post your games with a timestamp and prove you own them.
Why?
otherwise you are a confirmed liar
and a prostitute.
Lol no it doesn't. I have the photo right here. The timestamp is from about 13 minutes ago now.
What does me posting my toys do for you?
I mean yeah that anon beat me to it.
You would be an outright liar if you cannot provide.
>The timestamp is from about 13 minutes ago now.
So post it.
Answer my question and I will. I promise.
Don't have to.
If you can't provide then that's it, you lied about owning the.
Now I'm going to build my traptrix deck so don't expect any replies until you post that image.
>Don't have to.
Yes you do, see
Wrong pic, OP.
It’s hilarious how RE4 remake outshined MP1 remake.
The whole internet was talking about RE4, while nobody gave a frick about MP1.
>outshined
It was worse than the original.
>35 year old roastie game without any sexy banter
dropped
>gamecube fakes having lighting by changing the texures of every polygon around the "light"
>ten quadrillion more polygons in the remaster
>trying to do the same thing makes the switch self destruct
>take it out
>WTF THEY RUINED THE GAME SHITCH WEAKER THAN GAMECUBE LOLOLOLOL
why is Ganker so fricking stupid
Is there a new Barry, except now their intent is to schizo up every single Metroid thread? That stupid fricking webm gets posted every time somebody brings up Metroid, regardless of if they're talking about Prime Remaster or not.
ACgay and Eric predate Barry.
ACgay in particular has been at this since Other M came out and is also the poster behind the "remodel her shit hole" threads.
>everyone is one guy
>no, I'm not mentally ill
Go to the doctor.
"it totally looks better guys"
that will be 40$
>gets the best remaster of all
Why are you acting like making some higher fidelity visual assets is some sort of stunning accomplishment? Are you that starved for positive things to say about Nintendo?
Holy shit the entire thread is b***hing about beam lighting that no one actually gives a shit about. Is this really what qualifies as fun on Ganker now? Pretending to be moronic and baiting outrage over ridiculously petty unimportant shit? I genuinely want you to have a nice day. I’m not exaggerating or being hyperbolic. have a nice day immediately. NOW
There is no fun on Ganker. It's all the same shitposts and baits over and over again trying to get (you)'s destroying any sort of discussion. And if there is fun like the gokart vader anon it gets shut down by the jannies.
>There is no fun on Ganker.
I mean, digimon, yugioh, etrian and more niche ones have decent threads. It's just the bigger games that have trash threads.
I guess those have just the right size to not slide without being riddled with too many dedicated morons. I think it's valid critic to complain about missing lighting but calling the game outright shit because of this when in terms of gameplay the new controls actually make it better is ridiculous. The morph ball jump is something else though as it affects gameplay but it's only a couple of puzzles where it makes a huge difference.
>new controls
>better
Hey moron, there was a Wii version already, which had perfect controls.
This version IS inferior in not only graphics department, but also controls department.
For $40 I expect a perfect proper job, not such a shit show.
Of course it's not the game's fault that the Switch doesn't support Wiimotes, but it could.
the remaster literally has the Wii controls as an option
Stop replying to the schizo
no, it's "wiimote-like", and it's pure gyro, which means it's literal shit and nothing like Wiimote controls at all.
>wiimote is better than gyro
>gyro doesn't need resync every few minutes
>I was just pretending to be moronic.
Yeah, all the light gun shooters on Switch work perfectly, I see, I see.
Skill issue. Stop jerking around spastically, autist.
>gyro doesn't need resync every few minutes
it doesn't
>light gun shooters on Switch work perfectly
650ms input isn't "perfect", but I expect nothing less from an nincel who thinks 650ms input is acceptable
>650ms for Wiimote
lmao
all this lying, still butthurt that the Wii beat the PS3+360?
Show a video of a retail Wii with no pointer lag.
>no pointer lag
>650 ms
Goal posts moved
If it was 650 ms all light gun shooters would be unplayable
they are unplayable, only ninceltoddlers think the input lag is acceptable because they're trash at gaming lol
>they are unplayable
lmao
>that's why there are so many on it, because they are all unplayable
lmao
stop the lying, PS3 lover
Your PS3 is shit and has no games
Being able to deal with more input lag would actually make them better at games you idiot.
uh, nincels??????? what is this????????????
>nincels
>not sure if he's defending the wii or trashing it
I'm so confused
>nincel thinks the lag displayed in the webm is acceptable
hahahahahaha
they all play like shit. Still waiting for a video showing no lag :^) there isn't nincel, you lose
thinks the lag displayed in the webm is acceptable
Yeah it looks super good, it's on a CRT to show how responsive it is too.
>Yeah it looks super good
nincels, everyone
hahahahaha
You're making a complete fool of yourself anon.
hahahaha
very funny, PS3 lover
PS3 got no games and you got no game
PS3 is trash nincel, just like the wii
Wiimote is like a mouse, but actually usable at a couch.
Cope, PCigger
>Wiimote is like a mouse
with 650ms lag
>still no counter-argument
still accept your concession
yes, you are. the webm shows how horrendous the lag is and you have no retort
>with 650ms lag
stop lying, PCigger
You've yet to prove otherwise. meanwhile there's a webm in this thread proving as much. Concession accepted.
>webm
>proofs
>my reaction time counts as well!!!
Okay, grandpa
Why do you have black skin, grandpa?
>Okay, grandpa
Concession accepted.
with your reaction time, your mouse lag has to be 1.5 seconds, black grandpa
>with your reaction time, your mouse lag has to be 1.5 seconds, black grandpa
concession accepted
>Wiimote is like a mouse, but actually usable at a couch.
Gyro works better. more responsive.
no.
it goes off screen and you have to resync it.
>it goes off screen and you have to resync it.
nincel admits he doesn't even know how gyro works
gyro is inaccurate
that makes it go off screen
which requires you to recenter it
Wiimote doesn't have this problem thanks to the sensorbar
cope
>gyro is inaccurate
its more responsive and accuraate than wiimote pointer
>which requires you to recenter it
gyro is used inconjuction with analog nincel
thanks for confirming you have no idea how gyro works hahahahahahahaha
>its more responsive and accuraate than wiimote pointer
it has 5 seconds of lag
>gyro is used inconjuction with analog
that's not how Wiimote controls worked, idiot.
Look anon, it's gotten to the point where everyone is being called a nincel regardless of your stance.
The shitposters are now arguing amongst themselves.
>>gyro doesn't need resync every few minutes
Wut. Was the last time you used Gyro wii motion plus?
>but the Wiimote had the same issue
...when you use the gyro only
Congrats, you just confirmed that you are a dumb frick and a liar.
This also shows that Nintendo knows, but didn't give a shit and let Nvidia design the Switch as shitty as it is.
I found the dual stick controls option to be perfect for me. And it has the Wii control options as well. There's a total of four different control styles for you to choose from.
>Wii control options as well
No, it doesn't.
It has gyro that tries to do what the Wiimote did, but fails at it.
Play House of the Dead Remake for a few minutes and you would know.
It goes off screen within minutes.
the joy-cons are just smaller wiimotes, numbskull
no.
No sensor bar.
No sensor.
Because morons (Nvidia) designed the Switch.
>all anime games
So I guess the shitposters are the ones posting "tranime", who would have thought.
I mean, to hate anime for the sake of hating anime is just shitposting anon.
I’ve never known a single anime poster who wasn’t a tremendous homosexual. The homosexualry only grows in intensity if said anime poster is posting a e-girl without context.
With Prime Remastered's success, hopefully Nintendo and Retro change their minds and do full remasters of Echoes and Corruption instead of just upscaling them.
>upscaling
sounds great, that would mean all graphical effects would still be intact.
It would also look like ass.
no.
the "remaster" looks like ass, with its inaccurate weird incompetent lighting.
Just play the original you giant homosexual.
Stop pretending you give this much of an autistic shit over something you likely never noticed.
At least we still have good Metroid threads every now and then. This, however, isn’t one of them.
It's so cute how every game has its own dedicated schizo shitposter who desperately tries to prevent any and all discussion of games by spamming the exact same copypasta troony homosexualry. It's even more hilarious when they have to rip their balls off in pretend rage over things as meaningless as tiny fast-moving energy balls not completely lighting up the entire map.
I unironically would give up anonymity just to get rid of samegayging. It would improve the board instantly. The benefits of being a faceless anon are not worth the intense mental illness it both attracts and inspires.
Getting rid of samegayging just requires thread IDs, not elimination of anonymity.
I stand corrected anon. I’m a little moronic.
Anything that makes you less anonymous is a Reddit-tier addition
Good, most of the posters here make reddit tier comments so it fits perfectly
>threads always devolve into shitposting by autists who don’t actually read or interact with the OP
As it turns out, they did not go back. They stayed.
Based. Metroid Prime is easily the greatest game in GameCube, arguably the best Metroid game ever, and the remaster is a golden standard for how remasters should be done
hell yes brother
i fricking love video games
How does it run on emulators?
That's easy,
Just use original source code and then overlay on a newer engine.
That's basically how the Halo 1&2 anniversary worked.
Excuse me, Age of Empires 2: Definitive Edition is the best remaster ever.
This one comes second.
I played the Wii version with free aiming till I reached that ONE icicle in Pendrana that was absolutely impossible to shot down. After this I returned to auto targeting I was used to from the original. I didn't bother with it in the remake at all.
>nincels mindlessly defending a shit game made by a shit company in the mutt country while crying that all the metroid games made in japan are trash
It's poetry in motion.
Are you a bot
It's shocking how everytime Retro looks like they'll funily frick up, they prove everyone one.
The company that infamously blew all of its investment money on porn manages to still remain one of the most consistantly great.
Nincel status: Raped.
No counter-arguments. thanks for all your concessions. I'm leaving the thread with all my victories and will enjoy the rest of my day knowing you're seething at me.
Literally everyone in this thread is a nincel because no one knows what a fricking nincel is.
I used wiimote once for the wii sports bowling. It didn't take very long to see how low the accuracy was because I could throw the same ball every time. The boxing was also too slow to keep up with hand movement.
I think you would need gryos for each joint for it to be meaningfully useful; wrist, elbow, shoulder for example.
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>off-topic rant
a low IQ NPC tried to complain about vaccines being able to cause autism, and I BTFO'd him with facts.
Now he can complain about DSM-II as well as Dr. Jenner, who is the brain child (literal sense) of vaccines.
Hmmm, so the first vaccines ever made had a few issues, like the first anything ever made does. Should we also destroy and get rid of all vehicles, vessels, and planes because their early versions had some problems?
Please don't actually argue with the dumb bastard.
cowpox and smallpox are very similar with the former being much less dangerous, using it to make the smallpox vaccine made complete sense
Stop fricking arguing with the troll anon.
There really are troony Black folk who decided "I'm going to dedicate my life to throwing moronic shitfits on Ganker over some lighting because I'm desperate for attention". And they found each other and coordinate their responses.
Using the time to actually play the games they shitpost about is too much to ask for if they can afford them in first place cause games are expensive in third world shitholes. So they have to farm (you)'s just like the redditors farming upvotes.