>best girl in the game. >not romancable

>best girl in the game
>not romancable
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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting to romance a war nun

    it would be hot, but come on

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it would be hot, but come on
      Canonically they aren't celibate.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not appreciating killing xenos, mutie, and heretic scum with your best sis bro.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not breeding so that your spawn can kill even more xenos
          i smell a heretic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sisters of Battle aren't celibates, adhering in so would be against what Imperial Religion preaches. It more so they're so focused on battle that she'd only find you a partner if you die alongside her in battle.

      If you managed to marry a sister of battle, the only times you'd really spent relaxing together is when a battle until the next one.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't explicitly celibate, but unless you're Big E, good fricking luck tapping that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but unless you're Big E
          they are "Daughters of the Emperor" you heretical frick

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You damn well know that if Big E comes at one of them, Big Emperor dick swinging in the wind, they'd take it even if it killed them.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is thoughever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has like a 90% chance of accidentally frying your brain during sex

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally mind blowing sex

        Sounds cool to me anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't
        Expect, however, for her to scratch the ever living shit out of your back because she has sharp claws. And yes, it's canon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >save her
      >first event in the ship is her reading some books
      >the second dialogue option ALREADY lets me confess I have feelings for her OR I say something like "lets talk in my """private""" quarters"
      bit too fast for me, feels like baldurs gay 3 INSTANT sexo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her romance is bugged

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its not a no its just boring and platonic. A lot of the eldar bonding stuff just feels romantic but its not.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >platonic
            Cassia's romance isn't platonic in the slightest moron, stop projecting your elf fetish onto her

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh i replied to the wrong one I meant this one.

              Not a romance.

              dunno how you couldnt tell since i said "eldar"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its bugged.Either stops working or makes it work way to fast. the "guides" all say its doing 4 things for her but every other character is like 20.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just not buying the game for a gypsy used goods or a fish abomination. Simple as. Get me a DLC with a hot girl in it to romance or I'm not playing or buying. Frick yourself Owlshills.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Craftworld Eldar written as morons again? Or is Gav Thorpe's hand not in this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I know they're kinda moronic but it's played that they all kinda have PTSD from losing their Craftworld. Haven't seen any beyond Janus though.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess
    you can only romance dog shit and woke characters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you can get yourself a canon big tiddy elf gf or a shy and demure fishwife

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe I got Amiri'd TWICE
    Frick you Owlcat, you are my greatest adversary

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all these "romancable???" gays need to frick off, i hate this bullshit meme, games don't need or benefit from this

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 got me interested in playing other CRPGs but I have almost zero knowledge of warhammer other than reading the 9e rulebook once when i was bored
    would i be able to enjoy this game or should i just look elsewhere

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Female spess marine
    *yawn*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Closer to a highly religious female guard but okay

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yrilet is best girl however. Another win for EldarGODS.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a romance.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Sister, how are we supposed to do the Emperors will without children? Checkmate, you now owe me sex.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its owlkek game, not larians one
    swen would have made her a superbawd because he is based

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to romance pasqal the techpreist

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Romanceable SoB's aren't lore-friendly. They're effectively battle-nuns whose only love is the Emperor of Mankind. Falling in love with someone else would be akin to stop being a Sister of Battle.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to play coop with the GoG games release?

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