>best girl is a throwaway NPC

>best girl is a throwaway NPC

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most mismatched body and voice in the game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like someone as large as a dragonborn should never be able to get their voice that high naturally.
      Being able to breathe elemental magic seems like it'd roughen your voice too, but I suppose there isn't much call for it if they stay in safe towns most of the time.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Exxvikyap
    Black person what the frick kind of name is that?
    Do fantasy writers now just smash their keyboards at random and whatever's spelled out, that's the thing they're going to use a name for some character that is of a fantasy race?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's heckin' draconic, ok?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person what the frick kind of name is that?
      sounds polish

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone relatively deep in 3e/3.5 lore, this is one thing that's still accurate in 5e lore. You could have shown me that name and ask me what race it's from, and I would have said dragon. It's not random.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of these newcomers get it, anon. They just want to use the big popular game to make their favored points.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask me how I know you're american.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask me how I know you're a brown third-worlder

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          so, he's an american too then?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Exxvikyap
    Black person what the frick kind of name is that?
    Do fantasy writers now just smash their keyboards at random and whatever's spelled out, that's the thing they're going to use a name for some character that is of a fantasy race?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're lazy

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could recruit her as she is my dragon-wife and I will allow no harm to her. She can run around with Sanctuary on her 24/7.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't she just called "shopkeeper" or something like that?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can she refute this and not come out as a moron or a zoophile?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you keep posting this on a board full of open pedos and zoophiles. go to twitter if you want to shock people

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't, they're honestly worse for actually partaking in molestation, with their hands.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with zoophilia. Try to convince me otherwise

        I'd let bear Halsin frick me so I guess it's pretty bad

        Both at the same is based

        I said WITHOUT coming out as zoophiles!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing wrong with zoophilia. Try to convince me otherwise

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's unhygienic and disgusting.
        If the animal is sapient then that's different because they can know better not to do moronic things (dogs have a natural instinct to eat poop), keep themselves clean, and communicate with you with what feels good so you don't hurt each other. Having sex with a feral animal is like having sex with a grown mentally moronic person that bathes in their own filth and may try stupid things on a whim that could hurt either or the both of you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is zoophilia. It is pedophilia. Which is worse?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd let bear Halsin frick me so I guess it's pretty bad

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The size difference is an allegory for child rape. They predicted this response from the pedophiles from the start.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So I wish to be a child being raped. That's pretty fricked up NGL.
            Gonna be an odd fap

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correct. Self-inserting as any party in either scenario is fricked up.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hot

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What if I insert as a third party that watches the procedures and jerks off to it? Or as the encouragement to the rapist that makes out with them while they are doing the deed?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're just in the area, you're not a criminal. If you download videos of either you're facilitating production of CP and zoo porn and revictimizing the kids. And the bear.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do so hate people that film things instead of living in the moment so we are good then.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both at the same is based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A druid polymorphing into an animal/child would appeal to a zoophile/pedophile respectively.
      There's an argument to be made about how relevant the mentality of the subject is though.
      Regardless, it wouldn't be animal or child abuse since no animal or child is present.
      You'd have to damn someone simply for having a fetish since the only other participant would be a consenting adult.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no genki dragon wife

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bard dragonborn was cuter.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the pointy, dangerous-looking outside
    >the soft, sweet inside
    It's the perfect combo!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ascends*

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonborns are the best race and I'm sick of pretending they aren't.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      their dragon breath should be a cantrip. being a short rest deal makes them a dumb race

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a spell, it's a biological process. Even in dragons. The organ they use to breathe their element isn't as powerful as outright dragons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonborn are a homosexual mary sue race and were only made because people cried about wanting to play half dragons

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the mechanically weakest races in the game
        >mary sue race
        That's not what that means.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're like Argonians but bad

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best girl
    You just want to frick a lizard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. And?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no boobs

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