Feels like someone as large as a dragonborn should never be able to get their voice that high naturally.
Being able to breathe elemental magic seems like it'd roughen your voice too, but I suppose there isn't much call for it if they stay in safe towns most of the time.
>Exxvikyap
Black person what the frick kind of name is that?
Do fantasy writers now just smash their keyboards at random and whatever's spelled out, that's the thing they're going to use a name for some character that is of a fantasy race?
As someone relatively deep in 3e/3.5 lore, this is one thing that's still accurate in 5e lore. You could have shown me that name and ask me what race it's from, and I would have said dragon. It's not random.
>Exxvikyap
Black person what the frick kind of name is that?
Do fantasy writers now just smash their keyboards at random and whatever's spelled out, that's the thing they're going to use a name for some character that is of a fantasy race?
It's unhygienic and disgusting.
If the animal is sapient then that's different because they can know better not to do moronic things (dogs have a natural instinct to eat poop), keep themselves clean, and communicate with you with what feels good so you don't hurt each other. Having sex with a feral animal is like having sex with a grown mentally moronic person that bathes in their own filth and may try stupid things on a whim that could hurt either or the both of you.
Correct. Self-inserting as any party in either scenario is fricked up.
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Hot
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What if I insert as a third party that watches the procedures and jerks off to it? Or as the encouragement to the rapist that makes out with them while they are doing the deed?
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If you're just in the area, you're not a criminal. If you download videos of either you're facilitating production of CP and zoo porn and revictimizing the kids. And the bear.
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I do so hate people that film things instead of living in the moment so we are good then.
A druid polymorphing into an animal/child would appeal to a zoophile/pedophile respectively.
There's an argument to be made about how relevant the mentality of the subject is though.
Regardless, it wouldn't be animal or child abuse since no animal or child is present.
You'd have to damn someone simply for having a fetish since the only other participant would be a consenting adult.
the most mismatched body and voice in the game
Feels like someone as large as a dragonborn should never be able to get their voice that high naturally.
Being able to breathe elemental magic seems like it'd roughen your voice too, but I suppose there isn't much call for it if they stay in safe towns most of the time.
>Exxvikyap
Black person what the frick kind of name is that?
Do fantasy writers now just smash their keyboards at random and whatever's spelled out, that's the thing they're going to use a name for some character that is of a fantasy race?
it's heckin' draconic, ok?
>Black person what the frick kind of name is that?
sounds polish
As someone relatively deep in 3e/3.5 lore, this is one thing that's still accurate in 5e lore. You could have shown me that name and ask me what race it's from, and I would have said dragon. It's not random.
None of these newcomers get it, anon. They just want to use the big popular game to make their favored points.
Ask me how I know you're american.
Ask me how I know you're a brown third-worlder
so, he's an american too then?
>Exxvikyap
Black person what the frick kind of name is that?
Do fantasy writers now just smash their keyboards at random and whatever's spelled out, that's the thing they're going to use a name for some character that is of a fantasy race?
They're lazy
I wish I could recruit her as she is my dragon-wife and I will allow no harm to her. She can run around with Sanctuary on her 24/7.
Wasn't she just called "shopkeeper" or something like that?
Can she refute this and not come out as a moron or a zoophile?
you keep posting this on a board full of open pedos and zoophiles. go to twitter if you want to shock people
Don't, they're honestly worse for actually partaking in molestation, with their hands.
I said WITHOUT coming out as zoophiles!
There's nothing wrong with zoophilia. Try to convince me otherwise
It's unhygienic and disgusting.
If the animal is sapient then that's different because they can know better not to do moronic things (dogs have a natural instinct to eat poop), keep themselves clean, and communicate with you with what feels good so you don't hurt each other. Having sex with a feral animal is like having sex with a grown mentally moronic person that bathes in their own filth and may try stupid things on a whim that could hurt either or the both of you.
It is zoophilia. It is pedophilia. Which is worse?
I'd let bear Halsin frick me so I guess it's pretty bad
The size difference is an allegory for child rape. They predicted this response from the pedophiles from the start.
So I wish to be a child being raped. That's pretty fricked up NGL.
Gonna be an odd fap
Correct. Self-inserting as any party in either scenario is fricked up.
Hot
What if I insert as a third party that watches the procedures and jerks off to it? Or as the encouragement to the rapist that makes out with them while they are doing the deed?
If you're just in the area, you're not a criminal. If you download videos of either you're facilitating production of CP and zoo porn and revictimizing the kids. And the bear.
I do so hate people that film things instead of living in the moment so we are good then.
Both at the same is based
A druid polymorphing into an animal/child would appeal to a zoophile/pedophile respectively.
There's an argument to be made about how relevant the mentality of the subject is though.
Regardless, it wouldn't be animal or child abuse since no animal or child is present.
You'd have to damn someone simply for having a fetish since the only other participant would be a consenting adult.
>tfw no genki dragon wife
The bard dragonborn was cuter.
>the pointy, dangerous-looking outside
>the soft, sweet inside
It's the perfect combo!
*ascends*
Dragonborns are the best race and I'm sick of pretending they aren't.
their dragon breath should be a cantrip. being a short rest deal makes them a dumb race
It's not a spell, it's a biological process. Even in dragons. The organ they use to breathe their element isn't as powerful as outright dragons.
Dragonborn are a homosexual mary sue race and were only made because people cried about wanting to play half dragons
>one of the mechanically weakest races in the game
>mary sue race
That's not what that means.
They're like Argonians but bad
>best girl
You just want to frick a lizard
Yes. And?
>no boobs