Best Pokemon region to move to and raise a family?
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Best Pokemon region to move to and raise a family?
Best Pokemon region to move to and raise a family?
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No idea, I'd probably live in Kalos or Galar though, Alola if I wasn't a fricking vampire.
Galar is comfey and doesn't even have a real evil team
If we're thinking of the real world equivalents all of these places are expensive as hell!!!
Alola might be a bit cheaper and quite scenic
Johto must be a lot cheaper than Kanto and Hoenn and it has beautiful cultural shit too
Johto is racist tho - it’s a bad place to move to
moving there right now
They don’t want you, that’s the point.
Alola is a popular resort place though, and as family of someone who lives in Hawaii, I can tell you that place aint cheap. Alola might only be affordable if you're OK with living in the shittier parts of theregion.
Exactly, but at least there are abandoned places like Po Town you can crash at.
This region
Wouldn't be to start a family, would be the best to be an adventurer in though.
nothing sounds cozier than working the dock in Snowpoint City while my kids are in my school, then picking them up and playing in the snow. Just gotta watch out for Sneasels.
>Just gotta watch out for Sneasels.
Watch out for your kids, poor Sneasels do not deserve to be squeezed and yelled "Kitty, kitty, kitty!"
You missed the Crown Tundra.
It's in the south of Galar, not north + there's a village that qhould be marked.
the crown tundra should be retconned to be in the north, it would make more sense geographically since North Galar is already snowy. It'd be cool if we got to explore the Crown Tundra as a 2nd Wild Area post-Raihan and then it leads into Wyndon.
nobody cares about that Black person game you stupid moron
I'd say Johto.
-Perfect climate
-Ton of cities and towns
-Ton of nature
-Rocket's presence is barely a threat
Kalos is not too far behind, i'd say
Not only is Kalos extremely expensive, the people there are not very friendly to foreigners and berate you if you don't speak Kalosian
Good for tourism, bad for moving in
They are only rude to you if you're unovan. But that's because everyone is tires of the common Unovan entitlement.
Which Black person designed this shit map, fricking vomited all the regions into one mess
almia? fiore? oblivia?
THIS ARE NOT REAL GENDERS THIS ARE MENTAL ILLNESSES
they should adapt Almia though, it would be cool.
Johto, probably in goldenrod if you like the city or mahogany if I like peace and quiet
Mahogany has a Rocket hideout! Try Azalea
Isn't Kitakami supposed to be an island off the coast of Sinnoh?
nobody cares about that Black person game you stupid moron
kitakami honestly, quiet small town surrounded by nature and local farms with it's own unique culture/traditions
and there isn't some looming threat of pokemon capable of destroying whole regions or group(s) of schizos fricking with everything and everyone
You might ingest mind-controlling mochi though
nah
I'd dodge
>I'd dodge
For some reason I remembered DBZA.
>Kanto surrounded by vacations spots
Fricking kek. Chad region.
And what is the ideal region for the man who hates Fairy Type, I want a region with too much pokemon with Fire, poison and Steel type and that is also a region that is a hell for the Fairy Type Pokemon?
Basically a region where having a fairy type is a very bad idea and hell in adventure
Kanto and Johto
Unrelated, but this is probably the best map of the Pokémon regions I've seen. Most places seem like they would fit where they are placed.
Wrongs.
This map is better.
>PokeEarth looks just like...le earth!
soulless
That's how the Poke Earth looks you fricking dumbass. How about you grab a rope and have a nice day.
its true thought.
Kalos johto Alola sinnoh
and even unova all of them are so idyllic
real life is nothing like it
maybe it once was
when will Gamefreak man up and give us the fricking Sinjoh region
Nuvema Town is comfy as fuuuuck
100% Hoenn and it’s not even close and I’m a unovabort.
I like this map.
Unova
Sinnoh by far, it’s the most traditional region and the one with the closest ties to the divine. Hell, it’s the only region with a church lol
Unova, diverse range of climates for any walk of life, well established and maintained infrastructure and easily accessible job opportunities. If you're potentially going to send your kid out into the wild chasing their pie in the sky dreams of being a professional Trainer, you may as well do it in the region where they'll be safest doing it to boot.
Kitakami isn't close to Johto at all
This fricking map is disgusting. Why do homosexual not know that the Pokémon World is an equivalent to our own. Instead they make some random map.
Because
>Galar
Hoenn, especially Dewford because I'm crushing hard on Brawly and can frick his brains out uninterrupted in the cave nearby.
i dont think this will help with raising a family
Today I will remind them
https://www.serebii.net/pokearth/
so is this implying the ranger regions are cannon
There was never any doubt about it.
Please, PLEASE, I'm begging you, come to Orre. It's not as bad as it used to be I swear.
As of now, Johto is the safest place to live in since it's the only region so far to not have any lunatics running massive organizaions bent on destroying, taking over the world, or having ridiculous plans. The rocket prescense is gone and the rocket members that were there were pretty pathetic and not that dangerous
Meanwhile the Sinnoh government for some reason hasn't arrested Cyrus and lets him roam free and go to the battle tower
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AROUND UNOVA
And listen folks we don't hate people from Orre, we don't hate them but I mean you take a look at these people from Orre who are coming here...and they're not the regions best, they're not. And that's the problem with the Blitzle Party they want to tell you that we're getting...Wes...they want to tell you we're getting...Mirror B, but we're not, and it's terrible what's happening now. I mean have you been to Nimbasa City lately- oh my goodness, I was in Nimbasa because I own a football team at the Big Stadium, terrific players, these guys I don't see players like them much anymore, you don't see these folks in Paldea actually uh, I think the women of Paldea might actually play the football over there...I think they do that folks I think they do... But I was in Nimbasa, and I mean you go onto the Battle Subway you expect a clean fight, it's not, these people they sleep on the platforms now, they live in the cars, and the amusement park section I mean wow, the amount of disrespect for the tourists of our beautiful region. They ask for potions, they ask for berries...I-I even saw one - and this is true - they were asking for elixirs...that's right you can't even get them unless you have a Pickup mon...but they want elixirs...It's horrible folks, but we can fix our beautiful region.
10/10
If our only metric for raising a family is safety seeing as income is no concern for trainers, then easily the choice ends up as Johto. Kanto is corrupted with tons of criminals and thugs when not even factoring in their crime syndicate, and then Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and Paldea all have potentially devastating legendaries lurking within them who can easily stir up chaos. Johto’s quaint, all of its legendaries are revered guardians, and the only crime is a very mild family drama spill over from the neighboring cesspool of Kanto. So long as you’re not in the couple of cities effected by Rocket during the brief period of time that GSC take place, there is no competition against Johto being the best place to raise a family.
I want Hoenn. Fallabor to be exactly. I like Water/Ground types, and the next route has cool mons like Seviper, Zangoose, Barboach, Lotad, Seedots. They are always part of my runs. Also, I love Mudkips, even beyond the meme.
Fallabor may be a bit hidden, but is a sweet area. The Route 113 (ash fields) to the right, Route 114 (the swamps) to the left, and Meteor Cave. Is just a quiet, cute corner.
I'd totally go to a flight to Kalos for a GF tho. I love Hex, and I will go to pokefrance to find her.
Alola since it is full of e-girls.
Most moronic pokeworld map ever btw
What region would have a FRICK OFF WE'RE FULL policy?
Whichever has legal e-girl marriage, so everyone will be constantly trying to move there to marry pokekids
it wouldn't matter, you wouldn't be allow in naturally
I'd say Sinnoh
Sinnoh, but they would still accept Aryans
Kitakami
hoenn
or kanto
Sinnoh or Galar, I want to live in a cold place