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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would stop jacking off for a whole month for a Twilight Princess sequel. Everytime I want to, I would probably eat food instead.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll add my nofap to this. Where's the petition?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Nintendo was based they'd do it but unfortunately Aonuma is cringe.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Aonuma wanted to make one but Miyamoto told him no?

        and we got links crossbow training instead

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC Aonuma himself had no opinion of a potential TP2, it was mostly just assorted devs that wanted to keep working with TP's world or something like that.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish they would keep working with a game's world, it worked out well for ALBW and TOTK.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ALBW still has a lot of unanswered questions that will probably never be resolved like how did Lorule and the alternate Triforce come into being and why it resembles the Dark World so much despite the DW having it's curses removed and turning back to the Sacred Realm at the end of LttP.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >devs of TP wanted to make TP2 because they loved the world so much
            >...everyone except Miyamoto and his lapdog Aonuma

            take the fricking franchise away from these people already, holy shit.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aonuma is a terrible producer honestly. I know I don't want to necessarily milk things until it falls apart, but a producer shouldn't shit on the fanbase and others while proclaiming only their nostalgia is what made older games relevant and that their open world content is the worthwhile stuff to bother with now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately a sequel would only ruin the line of TP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda is dead now anon. Let it sleep.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Telma's a close second

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fishing girl's cute too.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those tired eyes
    she's perfect

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so many wasted characters in these games, its a shame

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Also this
      Pisses me off when games have 10/10 designs that amount to nothing.
      Tales of Xilia does that too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's the story about Miyamoto asking his team for TP sequel or spinoff ideas and shooting down tons of them for being too good/complex (apparently wanting fricking..Crossbow Training-tier sideslop). In another timeline, we got a lot of spinoff hyrule games that actually made use of the interesting side characters and worlds instead of just hyrule warriors.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell Omega Force wanted to make an actual adventure game with Hyrule Warriors but Miyamoto told them to make it a straight Musou instead. Wonder how that would have turned out.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hell Omega Force wanted to make an actual adventure game with Hyrule Warriors but Miyamoto told them to make it a straight Musou instead
          what the frick is miyamotos problem

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno. Could you actually even make a full game using the budget that Crossbow Training got? Why would Miyamoto suggest a Wii Zapper game otherwise? He clearly had a minuscule budget in mind from the start.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does like small, simple experiences and the toy/peripheral aspect of the consoles and saw dollar signs in that gun idea.
          But then if he knew he only wanted to use a small budget, it's weird of him not to just ask the team for "small, light experiences with the IP that showcase a peripheral" precisely so no one wastes their times conceptualizing and pitching mid to full length games full of lore, characters and features instead of stuff more in line with a minigame gallery. IIRC everyone was initially looking at it like they were going to work on a Majora's Mask style asset flip sequel. He'd get any budget he wanted given the sales of TP at the time.

          The only thing I can see being the case, if he knew what he wanted from the start, is maybe he didn't want people to restrict their creativity too much by setting the scope so low. But it's still honestly a fricking waste of time and poor communication with them even then, especially in light of the resulting game we got, he would have been better off just being realistic with them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe he just failed to elaborate and assumed that the team would know what he wanted based on the "side story" thing. And then when he returned to check up on them, he went back to check up on them, they were having all these huge ideas and he realized that he failed to explain what he meant properly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny knowing Majora's Mask went to all the trouble of actually giving one note npcs from Ocarina personalities and conflict making them probably the deepest characters in Zelda canon....but it's also based off Ocarina so many of these characters are like old people and seedy types and one 35 year old in a onsie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this image really fricks with me, the low poly look almost makes it look ai generated and as if the characters are bleeding into each other

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of crazy how nintendo can have a single game with npcs with interactive and interesting stories, treat the concept as a gimmick and never reuse the same system of npc story quests again.
        I feel like that's been an industry staple for years, but nintendo just refuses to make it a core component of npc interaction in the zelda franchise despite having done so already 23 years ago.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't be surprised if they're leery about letting other female characters distract from the titular Zelda, that's the sort of stupid eastern-Disney shit Nintendo does

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I guess Wind Waker tried but after that they stopped giving a frick. Nobody even has a schedule anymore (Unless you count BotW but they are literally just randos made with a Mii face generator)

          I don't know how to describe it. They have names and faces but I serious cna;t remember a single fricking person form BotW who wasn;t in a cutscene.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i too felt a certain kind of way about this girl. the steel corset.. the bangs.. the depressed eyes..

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iliabros...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how Ilia seemed slightly apprehensive about Link leaving the village. She probably somehow understood that if Link ever got a taste of the greater world, he probably wouldn't be able to keep himself from going out in the world.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the bombchu girl

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best? No. Criminally underrated? Absolutely.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TP is so full of great designs, I haven't found anything from the series interesting since except Linkle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like what they did with Impa in SS, but aside from that I agree, TP was the most recent peak

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Impa in SS
        She was interesting but why the frick are her proportions so AYY LMAO.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, but Impa looks drastically different pretty much every game. Of the recurring characters, her design probably changes more than even Ganondorf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked all the design in hyrule warriors.
      it's the highest quality zelda has ever looked. I was hoping for a new game in the same art style and then they just shit out BOTW which looks even worse than the N64 games.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it really did
      People (rightfully) focus on Midna but the game has some excellent women

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all have ugly taste

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Linkle and Cia/Lana more.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that the most interesting band of characters in Zelda history only appears once in the game and you can no longer find them during the end game segment (atleast, that's how I remembered it).

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want pepper0 to draw her

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like her even though she feels like the normalgay choice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like her even though she feels like the normalgay choice

      My people. She was my first real crush growing up.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its medli

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here I was, about to agree with you, then you posted a sexualised image of her. She is child coded, you're not supposed to view her romantically unless you're actually a child while playing the game. Therefore I heartily declare, you will be flayed alive.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goth swordswoman
    YES

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    never played a zelda game before but i read the twilight princess manga a while ago and that ending sucked ass
    is that how the game ends
    the frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is that how the game ends
      Yes and no.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I don't remember anything about the game anymore, just these girls. Link like...becomes a dog and uhhhhhh that imp with a big ass turns into a lady and I think there was a metrosexual guy who went Looney Tunes?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love her

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these top notch girls, so little porn
    There's probably more porn of toon link getting rimmed by moblins than of all these girls combined

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a swordswoman with a fricking rocket launcher
    >don't make her playable in hyrule warriors
    BULLSHIT

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is tendies obsession with butt frick ugly side characters?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ummmmm shouldn't you be making an Aloy thread sweetie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo has nothing to do with it

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tags: emotionless sex

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