Bethesda is finished.

Bethesda is finished.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    13m players. Shazam lost.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name one memorable npc from this game.
    Adoring Fan doesn't count.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The schizophrenic shopkeep in Neon who talks to his Model A robot like an old war buddy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said memorable, not "I actually remembered".
        That schizo is boring, a horrible cliche, and nothing happens you go beat up someone for him and he doesn't even process it. It's like the NPC is just the concept and that's it.

        Reminder the other Neon NPCs quest is about a personality difference that's resolved by telling them to maybe just talk to each other and apologize.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bosco is a good boy. Oh wait- wrong game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Petrov
      Mickey Caviar
      Autumn MacMillan (Bethesda really needs to make non-Constellation companions romanceable, she is absolutely wet for your character)
      Mei Devine
      The Hunter
      Grandma
      Extended Warranty Scammer Guy

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda is subsidized by Microsoft. They'll be fine

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    13 million sales. Almost twice what balding gays has sold. Maybe it wasn't smart to keep buying copies to leave fake reviews.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It still made it's money back.

      13m players. Shazam lost.

      Tarnished reputations are much worse than one-off profits

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tarnished reputations
        They've been "tarnishing" their reputation since Oblivion. You lost chud.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tarnished reputations
        lol, Skyrim and Doom are the only Bethesda games popular with normies.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Skyrim and Doom are the only Bethesda games popular with normies.

          Black person, Bethesda went normie mainstream when Fallout 3 came out 15 years ago. The last remotely obscure Bethesda game was Oblivion, which itself was normied down from Morrowind, which was still 100% dice roll based as a game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      13m players, you cuckold clown.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A subscription service with other games isn't a sale.

      Name one memorable NPC from this game.
      Adoring Fan doesn't count.

      These are the NPCs I remember
      Pirate leader: brown man + black woman
      Anti-pirate leader: black man
      UC leader: black/brown woman
      UC greatest general: black man
      UC greatest scientists: black man + black woman
      Freestar Collective corrupt leader (loser slob): white man (killed and replaced by black woman)
      Freestar Collective mission givers: black woman + white man (about to retire)
      Neon corrupt leader: white man
      Corporate leader: woman + woman + woman + black man + black man
      Companion scientists: black gay man + black man named Vladimir with a russian accent + black woman
      Companion leader: white woman
      Companion (literal) cuckold: white man

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go ahead and refute it. What major characters did I miss from the main story and faction quests?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      13 million players, not sales. forza 5 did 10 million in 10 days 2 years ago when gamepass had less then half of their current subscription base.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda was never good

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It still made it's money back.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    latest raid dropped

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all people who couldn't get past the pirates in the TUTORIAL. It's cuphead all over again

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post hands, Gupta.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Engoodening of Starfield soon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, will we get 10,000 starfield is engoodened shill threads in a couple months

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield is a procedural generated, part RPG, part space exploration mess with a shit story.
    Should Bethesda have just made it a much larger The Outer Worlds?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They got Microsoft money. They can make at least 2~3 more turds before they get axed.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Still preordering TES6.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    show the percentage you inbred cretin

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only because Steam tracks sales not refunds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, sales are nice until the customer realizes they got a bad product and don't buy your next product. People buy games/movies etc. based on reputation. We won't see the effect of Starfield until TES VI comes out.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANON FROM 2017 PREDICTED IT WILL FLOP

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is probably the most desperate attempt at a tortanic I have seen. Makes me think there is like a discord of kids that have never played video games before trying to convince people of some augmented reality narrative.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    snoy discord review bomb

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Hope they die just like Blizzard.

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