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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So was bangin your mom

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asmongold told me the bosses were all trash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      32.7% of players have beaten Victor but only 26% have beaten king of puppets. How the frick does that work?

      then you can be sure they're good since he's a moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      asmongay got hard filtered by wo long which has more forgiving parries than p so I have no doubt he seethed at this game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bosses were excellent. I wouldn't be surprised if this mf tried to play it like he did Elden Ring where he just spammed jump attack with an OP heavy weapon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dude rotted his brain though like 40k hours of wow. Nothing he says should ever be taken seriously. It's like going to a senior home and going to the confused ward

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's actually shit at these games if he can't overlevel and tank every boss. You can't really do that in this game and it also has less forgiving i-frames than From games so you have to be almost perfect with your parries and dodges

      • 8 months ago
        1

        It actually has a larger more forgiving parry window, but the other things,yeah.
        morons play through the entire game not realising the parry system has a giant window and try to parry bosses like it's sekiro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the guy who only beat elden ring by spamming jump attacks? no?!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        his handlers told him to say that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ungabunga moron gets filtered by Lies of P bosses
        >thinks theyre bad because he got filtered
        Such surprise

        If anything its a good thing that you cant just bruteforce ur way through with heavy armor and some OP weapon, like this moron did in other souls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le famous streamer
      kys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW Krat Hotel after the bad ending postgame
      Legit creeped me the fricked out

      Who the frick cares what Asmongolid thinks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only did the true ending just a couple hours ago and am on NG+ now
        what happens to the hotel in the bad ending?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          P kills everyone and they are replaced by puppets.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is that a bad ending?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not wrong but also wrong. Having ALL bosses delay attacks is a pretty cheap tactic and adds a false sense of difficulty.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally all the fricking enemies do that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no false sense of difficulty. It's actual difficulty. Either learn the timing or be a noob and use a spectre and spam throwables you casual and not actually beat the game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look, if they're going to rip off Elden Ring, they should have gone whole hog and made the gameplay the exact same as well.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elden ring gameplay sucks dick and requires no skill. You hate lies of p because you can't just cheese and do cheap tricks like in elden ring. If you don't have patience to play the correct way refund the game and turn in your gamercard.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh the classic inferiority complex victim

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get gud

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you'd be right if the window to parry/dodge the attacks was the exact moment the hit started moving forward, but prediction through memorizing the timing by time and not by visual cues is bad design.great game but they gotta fix that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are fighting puppets. The fights are supposed to be unnatural you are fighting frenzied robots.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok and? thats no reason to punish a player for reacting to moves properly vs being a glorified rythm game.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Things that feel unnatural in a gameplay sense are still bad game design.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          "learning timing" through trial and error is false/artificial difficulty though. Actual difficulty would be if you could naturally react to the animations.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asmon didn’t engage with the mechanics of the game. He was so stuck on trying to play the game like Elden Ring then he got ass mad because he kept dying to stupid shit. This game is hard but he made it even harder just ignoring parry.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is so pretty, can I have sex with her?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wanna know how I can tell you're a homosexualty little beta-male?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are legitimately homosexual flirting with men on a Cantonese basket weaving forum.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't mind having Geppetto's sloppy seconds, sure

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can Korea dare to Mog Japan which has made console game for decades, and making this veterancy nothing, despite Korea have no know how to make console game and didn't even poach Japanese or Western devs? 日本がコンシューマーゲームを1番上手く作れるんだ!にわかのチョン供がふざけんじゃない!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >webtoon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They even used Unreal engine.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mentally ill asiatic

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats the other way around

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats just sn*ys inflating the score because of exclusivity. Its an 8 user score at best

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        snoy bonus

        • 8 months ago
          1

          Nioh 2 is an amazing game homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        snoy bonus

        Care to explain why are Nioh 2 has better score than Lies of P then

        [...]

        Is Nioh 2 a snoy exclusive?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty accurate. Bloodborne is a masterpiece that will be remembered forever for it's own value. Lies of P will be a game that will only get recommended to someone if they like Bloodborne and want something that is similar but worse

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bloodborne is a masterpiece
        Sure. But don't you think it would look nice on something that's not a PS4, like, imagine if it wasn't stuck at powerpoint 24fps with drops

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Console game should be made by Japan and West. Not Korea.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oooooooooooooof fromsoftware derangement syndrome xisters, our dilation????????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      snoy bonus

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you just making these threads to bait this moron?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No shit, considering the only things Bloodborne has going for it is atmosphere (and specifically muh Gothic city atmosphere) and Snoy cope
    When you add the former and then put it on top of an actually good game, it's obvious

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Korea cannot make good console game because they lack knowhow for developing console games and didn't even poach Jap or Western devs.

      Japan makes console game better for developing console games for decades.

      日本がコンシューマーゲームを1番上手く作れるんだ!にわかのチョン供が黒船の振りすんじゃない!

      If Lies of P is a black ship to dethrone Japan from best console game maker, why is Neowiz's stock falling?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy cope.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh gothic art
        kys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It will take a long time before braindead fanatics accept this but it's true.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarian trannies will never see beyond the From Software label and actually admit Lies is better than Bloodborne, because it is, obvectively speaking.

      I'm convinced that none of these people have actually played the game. Whenever a souls clone releaeses the anti fromsoft clique will say it's better just to try (and fail) to spite people. They've begun to add "objectively" to their posts to make their bullshit sound more sincere than it actually is.

      Lies of P will be forgotten within a year like Hogwarts Legacy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodborne was 8 before dlc you moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have played neither game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      trick weapons were the absolute best part of Bloodborne, and yes the atmosphere was top-notch too. I haven’t played Lies Of P but Bloodborne combat is so god damned satisfying it’s easy to tell you have never played it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        dats rite, slay queen, slay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an actually good game
      >lies of pee

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk like you are only saying this because it's not on peecee go be a crying cuck somewhere else

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Korean Cope.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is-is that a balcony?
      >that's literally stealing!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is-is that a totally knockoffs bootleger?
        >that's not literally stealing!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everything that looks even slightly like anything else is absolutely stealing and copying!

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Contrarian trannies will never see beyond the From Software label and actually admit Lies is better than Bloodborne, because it is, obvectively speaking.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are the contrarian here buddy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Using fulminus at all
        that guy deserved that. though i do wish hope dlc adds better legion arms.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those hitboxes
        Yikers this looks worse than Dark Souls 2 let alone actual masterpieces like Bloodborne.

        • 8 months ago
          1

          Where in that webm doesn't the boss hit exactly on the character you blind frick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I beat you can't beat space invaders either

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In general I liked it but I have issues with it.

        The good: I thought the story was interesting and the characters too. I liked the maps and the boss design was cool. Plenty of weapons too.

        The bad: The combat has issues. For starters, idk what it is but I found myself low on stamina and it's very hard to get it back during bosses. 2 reasons for this, the bosses seem to have no downtime between attacks, they are constantly on the offensive, let's say they just did a long combo, less than a second later they start a new one. Second, my stamina regen is so fricking slow. It's insane how slow it is, I have more then 20 of the stamina stat, using the stamina regen amulet, and it still takes ages for my stamina to regen. It's way too slow to refill.
        Also on the bosses, some mechanics are sorta bullshit.the enemy attacks track you in a ridiculous fashion. This is not even close to the most outrageous example of this but it shows how it is. The game lacks hyper armour on almost everything you do which is a giant feel bad when you could stagger the enemy and simply can't pull off an heavy attack due to my negative point 1 and the lack of hyper.
        Enemy variety while decent, I think most areas have the same enemies. For example the standard enemy puppet enemy I think it's present in 90% of the chapters. With more hp sure, but a lot of the same enemies are in all levels or some variation of that enemy. Which leads to 2 things, sure chapter enemies are varied but it's varied by including the same shit in all of them for the most part

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were probably overweight or panic rolling, I never had a real issue with stamina.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Was not sadly forgot to add that, I was below 60%

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you get the amulet that speeds up stamina recovery?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes that's on my post

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your first and second point can be made clearer when you understand there are upgrades to enhance all of those things. You get more stamina regren from perks, you can even deplete less stamina for charged attacks specifically as well as give yourself damage resistance while charging which serves as minimal hyper armor.

          Why does combat feel off? Because they're dangling upgrades in your face to make you earn feeling great in combat.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that soulless "generic modern game" UI

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are a worthless moron troony

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really don't know how, because it runs better? Combat is not that great but better than surge or lotf

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what weapon should i use with this for best dps?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Respec to motivity

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's neat that John Bloodborne is playable

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    like all souls games its very generic, bland, one-note, and has stamina garbage. theyre all the same bland shit

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh yeah that happened
    some no name korean studio decided to make a dark souls clone based on fricking pinocchio of all things

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last real game snoys could hang onto to justify purchasing a PS4 has now been made completely irrelevant by Lies of P on PC. 120fps stable even on toasters, better gameplay and visuals than Bloodborne, better storytelling and arguably better aesthetic. Patience is a virtue and PC now has no need to beg for a 30fps game

      >arguably better aesthetic

      I didn't play, but anyone that thinks it has better aesthetics is a total tastelet. It looks like a generic knockoff (which is what it seems like).

      Shut up. Korea has no knowhow on developing console game. Korea have no idea how to make console games. They didn't even poach Japanese or Western devs. But how can Korea dethrone Japan from best console game maker? Japan makes console game better than Korea for Japan has made console game for decades while Korea is weak at making console game.

      日本がコンシューマーゲームを1番上手く作れるんだ!チョン供なんかのノウハウのないニワカ供が黒船の振りしてふざけんじゃない!
      コンシューマーゲーム作る経験もないニワカ供が!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Korea can make console games, this game is proof they can, but the Korean game market's problem has always been that their business models for games are too focused on microtransaction extorting.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you reply to a bot, are you samegayging?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't fully read these threads enough to tell whose a bot an whose not, I just figure with all the Op's about "Korean gaming is gonna overtake the Japanese gaming throne" someone out to point out how shit Korea's business models are on average when it comes to games.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If Lies of P is black ship to Japanese console games, why did Neowiz's stock tank into abyss?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can Korea dare to Mog Japan which has made console game for decades, and making this veterancy nothing, despite Korea have no know how to make console game and didn't even poach Japanese or Western devs? 日本がコンシューマーゲームを1番上手く作れるんだ!にわかのチョン供がふざけんじゃない!

        Mentally ill asiatic
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/4nF2MbatS8bjdhC0svmNaQ/

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last real game snoys could hang onto to justify purchasing a PS4 has now been made completely irrelevant by Lies of P on PC. 120fps stable even on toasters, better gameplay and visuals than Bloodborne, better storytelling and arguably better aesthetic. Patience is a virtue and PC now has no need to beg for a 30fps game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arguably better aesthetic

      I didn't play, but anyone that thinks it has better aesthetics is a total tastelet. It looks like a generic knockoff (which is what it seems like).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It looks like a generic knockoff
        You are the tastelet for calling a completely different aesthetic a 'generic knockoff' and not even knowing the difference, sad

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's pretty underwhelming in its aesthetic delivery. portions of levels are grey concrete, hallways, industrial areas, and blue zombie crystal goo shit. the itatian baroque french deco shit is rendered only to small portions of the game, and is a bit lacking in visual impact for the player (peaking with entry levels and the hotel).

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >grey concrete
            But enough about Bloodborne

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Please find me the image or area that is just grey concrete in bloodborne.
              I'll wait.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better gameplay and visuals than Bloodborne
      so nobody ever

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine Sony will soon go out of business because of this! We finally did it, my pc friends. Now console players will have to sit and mope about all the fun *we’re* having.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone is mindbroken I see

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Adelina just that NPC? It felt like the game was building up the next Malenia with her.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    most games are

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looks so much like AI art... but anyway everything will look like AI art in a few years. it's over

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably one of the more smooth launches too. Runs perfectly, loads quickly, no real bugs. ER had the stutter, the first week of BB has the 45 second load times.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >undermarketed no-name game by no-name dev sits at more than half the concurrent players of FromSofts uber hype game Elden Ring
        That's pretty good considering.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >undermarketed no-name game by no-name dev sits at more than half the concurrent players of FromSofts uber hype game Elden Ring
          Except that Fromsoft games is more than 2 years old lol. How old are you?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How old are you?
            how old are you, you moronic child? elen ring is backed by 14 years of souls hype, and bamco marketing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >elen ring is backed by 14 years of souls hype, and bamco marketing
              Why did a brand new 2023 From killer has less players than Elden Ring Fromslop from 2 years ago? it make no sense, Kim bro

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh, ESL. i understand now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >steam
        You forgot game is on pc game pass.
        I accept your concession.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >goypass
          lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moving goalpost
            I accept your concession again. Keep it coming.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1 millions goy pass download
              You're clearly don't know how to read huh?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >esl
                Why is that every Lies of P hater turns out to be a poor shitholer?
                >comparing Elden Ring number with Lies of P
                You're clearly moronic, I'm sorry.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >comparing Elden Ring number with Lies of P
                What number are you talking about?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >twitter trend
            >twitch views
            >free goy pass
            Its like they doesn't has anything to bragged about so let just pick this random thing lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1 million downloads
            AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bro, mcdonalds sold like 800 billion burgers more than this small local chain, so of course the local chain sucks

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bro, mcdonalds sold like 800 billion burgers
              >sold
              You mean "rented"? Gamepass is not "yourgame" bro

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bro, mcdonalds sold like 800 billion burgers
              At least it was sold unlike the local chain "burgers download" LMAO

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So how much did it sold on game pass?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >steam Black person doesn't even know how Game Pass works
            You people really are brain dead.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ESL reveals himself.
              Just wait for the crack or do some Bing searches, muchacho. Either way stop whining because you can't play the game, poorfrick.

              Did it sold 20 millions yet?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Call of Duty sold way more than that, why aren't you playing it then? lole

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is call of duty look like From games? Is call of duty a soulsclone too? is call of duty has anime weaponry?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously Elden Ring was and will always be more successful than Lies of P. Your point?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is call of duty look like From games? Is call of duty a soulsclone too? is call of duty has anime weaponry?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course not.
                Your point?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can someone translate this post to English? I feel like he might have a point but I can't understand him.

                Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3,FFXIV,FF7R,BoTW,Animals crossing,Sekiro,Nier Automata,Xenoblade 2,DE,Super smash bros ult, Lost judgement, Nioh 2,Like a dragon 7,MH world,RE 7, Judge eyes,Death stranding and DMC5,(according to metacritics)
                from 2017 to early 2020, but how can they fall so soon and gets mogged by Hoyoverse and Neowiz so easily, for having no good game with metascore higher than genshin(81-84) since 2021?

                MH Rise,PSO2:NGS,FF origin, Soul hackers 2,FE engage,Wild hearts, Wo long,FFXVI and SD gundam Battle alliance and Armored Core 6has shown the fall of the Japanese game. And so does Shin Megami Tensei 5, which was just an utter garbage. Even Worse, Honkai starrail ,Zenless zone zero and Lies of P will mog any Japanese video games.
                Genshin,Starrail,Lies of P,Scarlet desert,Black Myth Wukong and Zenless zone Zero reduces DMC5,Dark souls 3,Sekiro, FFXIV,MHW,Elden ring,RE4,ToTK into a mediocre shovelware.
                Neowiz didn't even had knowhow to make console and didn't poach Japanese or western devs, and mogged any Japanese console games by only Koreans.

                Elden ring was just a Fraud garbage like Cyberpunk because of shit optimization.
                Xenoblade 3 is a Metascore manipulated because Japanese dev has inferiority complex on genshin so they manipulated metacritics like TLOU2 by bribing critics.
                At least we West still makes good game like Avowed, MS flying sim, D4 and OW2,Halo infinity, AoE4,Elder scrolls 6,STARFIELD,Modern warfare 2,BG3,MK1,Remnant 2.
                BG3 and Starfield are genshin destroyers.
                Phil Fish was right. Japan has no where to stand in gaming.

                Japanese games are dead. The time is for Chinese game, scarlet desert and lies of P.
                Any Japanese game since 2021 with higher metascore than Genshin(81-84)?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can someone translate this post to English? I feel like he might have a point but I can't understand him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think Lies of P will ever sell 20 million copies, few games can achieve that mark. Specially for a game that was release on gamepass.
                What's your point?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ESL reveals himself.
            Just wait for the crack or do some Bing searches, muchacho. Either way stop whining because you can't play the game, poorfrick.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you comparing Elden Ring sales with Lies of P sales? What's your point? Do you have a point?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese game is dead. Phil Fish was right.

          Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3,FFXIV,FF7R,BoTW,Animals crossing,Sekiro,Nier Automata,Xenoblade 2,DE,Super smash bros ult, Lost judgement, Nioh 2,Like a dragon 7,MH world,RE 7, Judge eyes,Death stranding and DMC5,(according to metacritics)
          from 2017 to early 2020, but how can they fall so soon and gets mogged by Hoyoverse and Neowiz so easily, for having no good game with metascore higher than genshin(81-84) since 2021?

          Genshin,Starrail,Lies of P,Scarlet desert,Black Myth Wukong and Zenless zone Zero reduces DMC5,Dark souls 3,Sekiro, FFXIV,MHW,Elden ring,RE4,ToTK into a mediocre shovelware.
          At least we Westerners still make good games like Avowed, MS flying sim, D4 and OW2,Halo infinity, AoE4,Elder scrolls 6,STARFIELD,Modern warfare 2,BG3,MK1,Remnant 2.

          What is left in Japan now?

          Anime? China makes it better and Solo leveling will be the AOTS next year.
          Comics? Korea makes it better, Webtoon.
          Game? China and Korea makes them better.
          Porn? Banned by New law on AV.
          Japan is nothing!!!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Korea and China never gets woke because of 5000 years of history and belief like deep-rooted tree. Go woke, go broke, Jjokbari. 왜놈들은 서양 오랑캐들의 PC코인 달달하게 탄것을 후회할 겁니다. 한국 중국은 피시사상 꿇지 않습니다.

            >gets BTFO
            >Starts spamming the thread with schizo copypasta
            Acepto tu concesión

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Korea and China never gets woke because of 5000 years of history and belief like deep-rooted tree. Go woke, go broke, Jjokbari. 왜놈들은 서양 오랑캐들의 PC코인 달달하게 탄것을 후회할 겁니다. 한국 중국은 피시사상 꿇지 않습니다.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why am i comparing 20 millions sale with 1 million free download on gamepass?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not, you made a point about sales numbers, and it's hard to make that point when one of the games you are comparing was released on gamepass and the other wasn't.
            Can you answer my question please? What's your point for comparing Elden Ring's sales numbers to Lies of P? Do you have a point?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's hard to make that point when one of the games you are comparing was released on gamepass and the other wasn't
              Well, its clearly say 1 million download on goypass in the picture

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you comparing Elden Ring numbers with Lies of P numbers? What's your point?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pathetic asiaticshit bootleger lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Can't answer a simple question
                I accept you concession.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you didn't like Lies of P and you take comfort in knowing that the game has a 80 review score. Is that what you're trying to convey?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you keep responding to it? You know it's just going to regurgitate some form of "lol asiatic cope".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a ChatGPT bot, don't respond to it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ¿Por qué comparas los números de Elden Ring con los números de Lies of P? ¿Cual es tu punto?

                आप एल्डन रिंग नंबरों की तुलना पी नंबरों के झूठ से क्यों कर रहे हैं? आपका तात्पर्य क्या है?

                Por que você está comparando os números do Elden Ring com os números Lies of P? Onde você quer chegar?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >gets BTFO
          >Starts spamming the thread with schizo copypasta
          Acepto tu concesión

          To laugh at the pathetic asiaticshit bootleger, what else?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sekiro sold 10 million copies after many years.
            Why are you comparing Sekiro sales numbers with Lies of P numbers? What's the point you are trying to make?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              THAT SHARTS OF PEEPEE IS A BAD SHITTY HORRIBLE GAME MADE BY moronic NONHUMANS AND YOU ALL NEED TO STOP LIKING IT BEFORE I START GETTING REALLY MAD!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it was funny laughing at inferiority complex asiatics. And how much did Lies of peepee "downloaded" compare to Sekiro 10 million copies ?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So your point is "to make fun" by posting sales numbers of two games? Is that it? Did I miss something?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah to shit on the asiaticshit lmao, stay mad comfort asiatic

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bait OP
    >opens with replies about sales, streamers, and metacritic scores
    ok so whos going to make the real thread

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/vt/

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks gay as frick. No thanks I’m not jumping around as some poofter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah youre so cool and tough anon tell me more

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the opposite of the female SJW

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished it
    that sequel hook made me laugh out loud, god I hope they follow through with it
    Excellent game, way better than I expected. It takes some REALLY strong """inspiration""" from Soulsbourne, but for some reason I don't care. They did everything well, so much better than any other soulslike, and it has its own rhythm that is ultimately unique from the From games. 9/10, fantastic. Also astounding that it was day 1 goypass.
    Nameless Puppet was a c**t, but spamming the electric throwables when he was staggered in the second phase helped a LOT

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda easy to make a game when its just copy/paste. Shouldn't be encouraged

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kinda easy to make a game when its just copy/paste.

      Considering how many people fail at making soulslikes it's apparently not that easy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        True but at least most clones make something original. P has way to many homages not to be considered plagiarism. It might be fun but its still stealing

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lies of Ganker

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It factually isn't, you just can't play bb
    It however is a 9/10

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really have to make everything two shot you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put some FRICKING levels into your FRICKING health, and carry capacity for armour

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I get into elden ring I just tried it now for an hour and its ok. But LOP clicked with me instantly when I rose from the chair. I tried DS remastered but refunded because i got filtered by the graphics.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have an OST like this? IF not, it's not better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OST is great

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=2585

    Why doesn't P do this with every door?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't P crawl

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pushed L3 instinctively to crouch more than once in this game ngl

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This dumb c**t needs to learn to parry

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll suck the shit out of your dick if you don't take it back.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb. c**t.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with hags

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the point of the main offense stats when you can just alter your handles according to your highest offensive stat anyway? Feels kinda unneccessary to bother too much when you basically can use all weapons anyway.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can only modify them a little, you're still better off specialising for the extreme stat weighted weapons

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that if you used pic related you didn't beat the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The archbishop crit weapon is way more broken

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't use the not-actually-a-katana you didn't even play the game, it's the most fun weapon easily

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      From could never make a weapon this fun, bone fist is close though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ds2troony has shit taste, news at 11

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it me or it makes you dodge between attacks? I could swear there's enemy attacks that miss whenever I use this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can influence movement direction when doing attacks and the strong has that backstep thing, but I'm not sure any of those movements actually have iframes, didn't test it though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure about i-frames but you definitely can duck under high attacks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ongbal uses it so I win the game

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are some fun str combos, currently on baton wrench

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bonesaw blade + boosto handle
      live puppets blade + pickaxe handle

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boosto handle
        >str
        Anon.....

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're motivity crank bro?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >C movitity vs A technique

            that's a waste of a crank bro.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        boost handle scales better with technique not motivity

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even close.
    These games with their janky animations and hitboxes really make you appreciate how tight and elaborate Soulsborne control/animations are.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game animations and hitboxes are mostly good, probably the best you'll find in a soulslike not made by From

      the only thing I can think of that pisses me badly is how they made enemies ice skate during certain attacks in order to make their parry system actually work

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >begin new game
    >can't beat scrapped watchman

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enemies need some form of telegraphing to make parry fair. Its pretty bullshit as it is right now. I dont mind the window being small, i can git gud, but only if there's an actual visual cue to go off of and not having to get hit with an attack so much that i learn the move by time instead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Against an unfamiliar move, dodge. Against a familiar move, parry.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should be able to see a move for the first time and be able to parry it. its also not dark souls, dodging has less iframes in LoP than fat rolling in DaS.

        there are? sometimes aural clues

        sometimes there are, but many times there arent. it gets old seeing them do elden ring style wind ups and then mach punch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are? sometimes aural clues

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're awful bud it's just bad animators because Korea. It's not omnipresent but in some fights and attacks, all there is is rote memorization of the timing. The animations lack that subtlety of a Souls game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >right now
      you casual ruin everything.
      play minecraft you turd.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you wish

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else soulslop games would focus more on the levels leading up tot he bosses and not the bosses? i enjoythe challenging sections of missions a lot more than the bosses.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boss should look over you attempting to get to him from some high-up arena, taunt and laught at you for dying (also remembering your past deaths), but once you get to them they should start sweating and go "oooofrickshitshit, hold on now, let's not do anything hasty here" and turn out to be complete wimps

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is they keep designing themselves into a corner when it comes to trash encounters by making the player character too powerful by the end of the game. EVERY single soulslike eventually gives the player far too much healing/recovery to the point where it's extremely difficult to challenge the player via attrition. So by the end of the game trash enemies ultimately need to turn into bullshit mini-bosses with endless hyperarmour who can threaten to kill the player before they can heal, or elaborate gank setups like Anor Londo Archer/Rafters.

      The kind of encounters you run into near the start of the game which usually involve pulls of several enemies which stagger in one hit and die in 2-3 hits are lots of fun to play and make the best use of the Soulslike combat system. Weapon movesets matter because you can interrupt enemies by hitting them first and can fight groups by staggering multiple targets with wide sweeps, spacing and timing help you fight more than one enemy at once while trying to focus on not taking any chip damage or running out of stamina. This works at the start of the game because you only have 2-3 Estus, low stamina and no regen, so every stray hit from a hollow is meaningful and you want to avoid taking any damage. The same solid gameplay can't work when you have 10 Estus and lots of stamina and can trade through hits with hyperarmour, because then you don't have to be careful and can just brute force the encounters.

      The way to make the levels leading up to the bosses better is to keep the group pulls of staggerable enemies and stop giving the player 10-20 healing items.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not.
    But it's actually very good.
    It's the most competently made "souls-like" that is not from From Software

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >about to fight Luxassia
    >my heart still isn't pounding
    I don't want to feel warmth anymore
    Is it over for me?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You gain lots of humanity after that boss

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with those tough as frick minibosses?

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK ALCHEMISTS AND FRICK GEPETTO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most importantly, FRICK TORSOS

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not a high bar honestly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, anon, and being a contrarian about it doesn't make you interesting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its really not. BB is a game plagued with design issues and low points, thats only been praised because the art style was admitedly fantastic and because being stuck as a PS4 exclusive has made the game develop a cultist following of console warriors

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >BB is a game plagued with design issues and low points
          nah

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No argument. Concession accepted, you can leave now, child

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have not provided us with any argument in the first place anon. Are you moronic?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fucing moron, what are low points, poor early weapon variety and online mechanics? Fricking Black person.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The entire healing system.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What design issues and low points?
            You can't even name one.

            Here, I'll go.
            >Micolash is a terrible, tedious fight that is both unfun and unsatisfying.
            >Rom also sucks. It's not even hard, it's just insanely time consuming unless you want to risk getting ganked from offscreen spiders.
            >Ebrietas isn't even a fight for the first 50-75% and is only difficult because of the phase 2 AoE and potential one-shot out of nowhere spell.
            >The only good bosses are Father G, Blood Starved Beast, Martyr Logarius, Gehrman, and Moon Presence. I personally like Shadows of Yharnam too. The rest of them are too easy and/or gimmicks. I shouldn't be one-shotting bosses blind just by staying behind or under them.

            The only, singular bad thing about Bloodborne is that you have to farm healing items instead of just having an Estus mechanic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What design issues and low points?
          You can't even name one.

          Here, I'll go.
          >Micolash is a terrible, tedious fight that is both unfun and unsatisfying.
          >Rom also sucks. It's not even hard, it's just insanely time consuming unless you want to risk getting ganked from offscreen spiders.
          >Ebrietas isn't even a fight for the first 50-75% and is only difficult because of the phase 2 AoE and potential one-shot out of nowhere spell.
          >The only good bosses are Father G, Blood Starved Beast, Martyr Logarius, Gehrman, and Moon Presence. I personally like Shadows of Yharnam too. The rest of them are too easy and/or gimmicks. I shouldn't be one-shotting bosses blind just by staying behind or under them.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          based take. If the game released in PC and Xbox I can garantee you people would hate on it as hard as they hate on DS2 and DS3, because BB is exactly on that same level of mediocrity

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No boss weapons
    >Other stats have their own throwing weapons
    >Handle mixing is limited to elemental weapons
    >And it's even more limited if you want to use the fable buffs
    Are the elemental boost arts the only redeeming factor for Advance?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really needed to give Advance a few boss weapons
      Hopefully this gets DLC with them. I want some insane mad scientist weapon.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so swap thing second phase is pretty much the most miserable boss ever in a soulslike right

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the same schizo that keep spamming korean comic on Ganker? What the hell are you doing here mario?

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could already do that at the Tree. What's this statue for?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You couldn't on release, they added the tree later. I think everybody missed the statue because it's optional and not signposted. They will definitely have statistics about how many people got stuck/quit where and what they found/missed, patch changes will be based on that info.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lies of shill

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the love of god how the frick do you beat the green monster in the swamp

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >puppet asks me if humans and puppets can fall in love
    >think I'm supposed to tell lies
    >tell him no because I thought that was the lie since the human fell in love with the puppet earlier
    >seemingly the wrong choice
    frick this game I don't know what lying actually does but I assume it's connected to some kind of ending

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are suppose to do and say the most humane and empathetic choices when it comes to lying system, they poorly explain it to you at the beginning but the whole point of you as a telling lies is you getting closer and closer to becoming human develop actual emotions, What all the lying will do is give you give you a weapon when you lie enough, or become human enough. The really could have did more with the lying system though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really simple anon. If you do the intuitively right thing that a human with a soul would do, that's the option that gives you humanity. If you struggle with that concept, i have bad news for you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I didn't realize that's how it worked I thought you were just supposed to tell lies so I tried to tell a lie.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the whole point and thesis of this retelling of Pinocchio is rather than telling you a story about a kid got into trouble who trouble by telling lies so the moral of the story is not to tell lies, they instead turn Pinnochio into a story about defining what makes a person human or not and to what extent. I kinda can't wait to see how they attempt other fairy tales, if they truly are gonna try and make a series out of this trend.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can't wait to see how they attempt other fairy tales, if they truly are gonna try and make a series out of this trend
            Have they said they're going to make other fairy tales into Souls like games?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They said they're going to do a Wizard of Oz game in this style.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds pretty cool actually but where did they say that?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post credits scene.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            being an african with 9 inch wiener and a white wife I never knew about pinnochio and dnt care. game is fun.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a lie, puppets can't fall in love. The gist of the game is that the beings with awakened souls are becoming more than just puppets. Technically Ergo Is People and it's the condensed peoplesouls which are enabling the human like behaviour. If you take the Ergo away it's just a machine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's cool about this sidequest is WAY later near the very end of the game you can meet a puppet that was a test subject for the Alchemists and you can talk to him in the Abbey, he'll end up near the Opera House later by where that guy's puppet wife is. He mentions that he saw words written by her corpse, and if you go back to her body, it's now fallen down and you can read the writing she left on the wall: "I love you, Juilan."
      It's neat because when that sidequest is first brought up, it's still questionable just "how" human a puppet can be, but by the end where you can go back to see this, it's evidently clear from other evidence that puppets can become human. Frankly if anything was done well in this game it was the NPC stories and the MC, both were really well done and I loved how the MC becoming more human adjusted his appearance and some other little things (like how listening to records gives you humanity and how the cat eventually warms up to you and lets you hold it, or getting better at the piano and performing on it after the ending.. The NPCs also feel more active and personable and I was excited to talk to them (my favorites were Venigni and the King of Riddles so it was fricking cool to see them end up being very related to each other) and make connections to other characters (Sophia's name pops up in the lore quite a bit more than you would expect and the White Lady miniboss is a lot cooler with their backstory knowledge, for example). For all of the flaws this game has, it was good at getting me invested in the setting and characters, because while Krat's fricked the world isn't ending so you still feel like you're making a real difference even if a lot of the NPCs end up dead, it's about lying to them and letting them die happy and becoming more human because of it

      this game was fricking cool

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    on ng++, 80~ hours sunk into this, am i incredibly bored now i dont even want to go for the third ending anymore. anyone else feel this way? upgraded three nodes of the last phase of p organ and honestly theres nothing left to do or go for, its so linear, not that its a bad thing but am i supposed to make my own arbitrary goals now and shiet? dont get me wrong, its a great game but its lacking..something to keep me interested long term.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a game becomes boring after 80 fricking hours
      Oh no the horror. Just move on.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the archbishop. Wasn't insanely difficult, but I never did perfect guard his ass drop even once. Oh well, he takes plenty of damage from slashing weapons and fire. Putting my saber blade on the baton handle gave me a really fast charged heavy attack.

    This game is pretty good. This whole subgenre, especially if you include all the obscure "soulslikes" on steam, is more bad than good. So this game is surprising.

    Not really a criticism but I think getting boss weapons should be more interesting than giving a guy the boss drop and him somehow handing you that weapon from his collection

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not really a criticism but I think getting boss weapons should be more interesting than giving a guy the boss drop and him somehow handing you that weapon from his collection
      But that's how it's always been in Dark souls and elden ring, Bloodborne is the exception.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's silly but I just prefer the concept of a blacksmith infusing an existing weapon with a boss's essence, or creating the weapon through some other interesting magical process. They could've maybe had eugenie do it through some special process

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact it ends on an avengers initiative stinger makes it automatically worse

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you play enough ng cycles can you upgrade literally everything? Every legion arm fully, etc. I'm just curious, because it seems like the highest level upgrades for a lot of gear give you crazy abilities compared to the very tame early game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but I don't know if the game ever stops scaling. In NG++++ I was getting 2 shot by every boss

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with puppet boys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there so little porn of it, this is unfair
      I suppose he'll eventually get the full Gwyndolin treatment but still...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because no one care about this asiatic bootleger shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There isn't much atm, but what there is is high quality. Emberstock especially has made some excellent pics of Pinocchio.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some excellent pics of Pinocchio.
          Donpt care, I want that clussy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            gothic Ballora

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I need to know if one is better than the other (Since I can't be bothered to quibble over morons who barely understand why they even like a combat system) is simple. Does Bloodborne still have the 2nd peak Level Design after Dark Souls 1? If so. Then bloodborne will never be topped because good level design is STILL to this day the hardest and most impressive fundemental core thing to pull off in a videogame.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, you're right. There's a huge gulf between P and the level design of even dark souls 1, let alone bloodborne. But nobody is being serious about P being better than bloodborne, it's just shitposting or bait

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define level design, Aesthetics or structure wise? Structure wise this and Bloodborne are pretty close but LoP will fall short at times in that department. Aesthetics wise that's entire up to one's tastes.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    any cute skimpy clothes for the femboy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly, no
      Starting clothes show the most skin out of all outfits.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jump, thrust forward command grab
    >Multiple sword spam combos and flip moves
    >2 phase boss fight where she loses her clothes and uses more status attacks afterward
    >Attacks where she flies into the air and rains shit down on you followed by a dive
    >Jump, pause, dive sword attacks
    >Both consider themselves tools of their master
    Laxasia is just their version of a non-optional Malenia right

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Nightmare of Mensis and the Lecture theatre are some of the worst levels in any game from both a visual and gameplay standpoint.

    Game goes downhill hard as soon as you leave Yharnam and the chalice dungeons are an abysmal piece of filler

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bosses i had to summon a specter for:
    >Puppet King
    >Green Black person
    >Laxasia
    Those still need to be nerfed and then the game is fine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other two I get, but I thought Puppet King/Romeo was fine. First phase can't do much if you're sniffing his balls and Romeo's only threatening attack is the 50% HP spam, but you can dash through him and he misses most of it

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are they really not going to tell us why Gepetto did it? I was surprised you couldn't confront him about it when you meet him in the cell, but thought ok, it's gonna get resolved later, but it didn't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted to take all the Ergo thebalchemista were gathering for himself through P tomresurrect Carlo.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sure, i just feel like that could have been done without triggering the frenzy somehow.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >almost a decade later, pcbeggars are still crying about Bloodborne

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me all your humanity NOW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ain't seen nothin' yet, son

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >did you hug le heckin cat??

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          At one point you will get Your heart is pounding instead of You feel warmth, I think that's when you can hug the cat

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stay mad bitterboy

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just beat romeo with a shield big pipe + baton for fast hits, shit was easy , im the best gamer to ever do it

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks okay but I have so much shit on my plate right now

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I chose the wrong class at the start, can I later respec to one of the others, or will I always have some points assigned incorrectly now like in Souls games?
    I'm debating whether to restart, picked the dexgay option and realised I hated it as soon as I was allowed to buy the str weapon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can respec and the point difference is minimal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can, but respec is fairly late, you can use cranks to change scaling from str to dex, or restart.

        Alright, thanks for the info, frick it then I'm restarting. At least I found out at the first boss rather than hours into the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can, but respec is fairly late, you can use cranks to change scaling from str to dex, or restart.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=N9hIpOQkTv1FzFLe

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have an opinion on this game yet because the streamer I watch hasn't talked about it yet

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't kill Sophia so I got the shit ending. I thought there would be a way to save her ;_;

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the new "ds2 was good" contrarian meme and i'm not falling for it

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a lot of ways, yes. The only thing it's missing really when you compare it to FromSoft games is the cool hidden areas, LoP is a very linear game with not much exploration.

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the one boss weapon where i opt for the amulet instead is the one needed to complete a side quest

    Of fricking course

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, it's really stupid.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, it's really stupid.

      Which one is that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frozen Feast, from Victor.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the painting do and why does it say you can't use this when I press it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It grows ur nose, and u will be able to use it eventually when u keep lying and listening to music

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link attack needs iframes.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nameless Puppet was kinda disappointing for a final boss. The design is cool but it was kinda easy. Only boss in the game i defeated on my first try.

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just loaded a backup save and did the bad ending, Jesus fricking Christ, Gepetto is fricking insane.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think wanting your son back is that insane.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but triggering a genocide over it and then going after the last few survivors once you have your son back kinda is.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >think to myself about how this game kinda reminds me of the first NieR for some reason
    >later on you find out P is meant to be a vessel for Carlo's resurrection but this got fricked up because P gained his own will and ego
    >and that Gepetto caused the Frenzy in an attempt to get Carlo back
    maybe I'm crazy but this seems really similar to what happened with the Shadowlord and the Gestalts in NieR in the sense that a technological step forward involving "vessels" caused the downfall of humanity because said vessels became human on their own

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but in Nier's case, Humanity had no choice but to make sad vessels to backup themselves with and it all went to shit be cause Devola and Popola fricked their one job and didn't explain to Nier what Shades actually are and that Weiss and Noire need to be merged to solve the whole problem and cure Yonah. Also Replicant sentient didn't amount to shit because replicants behaved 100 percent like their intended vessels so that whole issue replicants losing their identity to merge with shades was a non issue in the first place. Here the so called technological step is done intentionally, and would have worked out with no real problems if not for Gepetto.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I realized it starts to fall apart when you realize the Shade situation was mostly on devola and popola and for lies of P the tragedy was started by a human and not a puppet
        I do like the shared themes of awakening humanity and the fact that both games have boss dialog that you can only hear properly on NG+
        >first boss just talks about putting on a show and beating the frick out of you
        >scrapped watchman is furious about the kids that'd play with him that later died to the personification disease and is only attacking you because he thinks you're a threat to them
        can't wait to see what King of Puppets' dialog is like

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The king of puppets was literally trying to warn you about Geppetto and what he intended to do with you and your heart and that he was the one who fricked up everything but you're not listening to him.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He tries to tell you about it nonverbally too via the cutscene beforehand with the puppet performance of "Gepetto" taking "P"'s heart and putting it into the King. He's literally showing you exactly what Gepetto is planning to do with you and the Nameless Puppet.

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I get a cute girlfriend(male) like the one in OPs pic if I look like this?

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does anything but the katana and some elemental weapons with advance have scaling that starts at A?

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the secret between Adelina and her sister? Did they exchange places?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adelina, thanks to petrification disease worsening, lost her ability to sing right at the height of her career most likely, so in order to keep her stardom, she had her sister sing in her place and they played records for her to mimic along with.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the secret between Adelina and her sister? Did they exchange places?

        No, it's worse than that. You know how you can get a pendant from each of them, and how the pendant is showing the other sister? Look at the pendant that has Adelina's face and think about why that one has its face scratched out.

        If you can't figure it out (this does require a bunch of related items to put it all together)Adelina was jealous of her sisters' voice and tricked her into drinking poison, ruining her voice and allowing Adelina to overtake her sister in stardom

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So the real red singer was the white stalker and Adelina, the younger sister, was the one we find who had petrification disease?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but there wasn't really a "switcheroo" or anything.
            Adelina was an actress and her sister, Patricia, was a singer, but Patricia was the more popular one and was known all throughout Krat. Adelina only became the popular one after she poisoned her sister and ruined her voice (which is why Patricia became the White Lady, she couldn't sing anymore, and also why you see Adelina's name everywhere but Patricia's name almost never comes up; Patricia's not a star anymore and was just left to be forgotten)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            no there was no switch, basically what anon summarized is that Adelina and her sister were both really talented singers but her sister was seen as better, so in order to give her self an edge up on her sister, Adelina poisoned her and ruined her singing voice. Then fast foward to later, Karma bites Adelina in the ass and she gets the petrification disease and her sister who never knew what Adelina had done to her, starts showing Adelina a whole lot of sympathy and pity now that her career is coming to a close thanks to this.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            no there was no switch, basically what anon summarized is that Adelina and her sister were both really talented singers but her sister was seen as better, so in order to give her self an edge up on her sister, Adelina poisoned her and ruined her singing voice. Then fast foward to later, Karma bites Adelina in the ass and she gets the petrification disease and her sister who never knew what Adelina had done to her, starts showing Adelina a whole lot of sympathy and pity now that her career is coming to a close thanks to this.

            There's a correction I should probably make regarding the pendants; the fricked up one is the one Adelina has depicting Patricia, while the one Patricia has showing Adelina is fine.
            So, what the lockets show isn't that Patricia realized it was Adelina that did it. That doesn't make sense since her fight has her thinking that Adelina was killed by puppets, so she did still love her dearly. Adelina fricked up her pendant of Patricia out of jealousy and anger, and then never reached out to her sister after the Frenzy. Patricia assumes she's dead and looks for her, getting killed by P before she can ever find out the truth regarding Adelina.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So just as a clarification, getting the "Free from the Puppet String" ending requires the same steps as the "Rise of P" ending, while only getting as little humanity as possible?

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not an impressive feat really since Bloodborne is straight diarrhea.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >contrarianism

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golden Lie, Proof, and Noblesse are all kinda cool. Which one should i upgrade for NG+?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      noblesse and proof are probably the best weapons of their respective types, noblesse has a great moveset and probably the strongest fable art in the game, proof wrecks shit hard with the crit damage amulet
      golden lie is pretty disappointing honestly, I like how fast it is but it has pretty bad damage and scaling, wish it got buffed to B/B

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's insane cope, but I still haven't played bloodborne since I only play on pc, is this game worth trying to experience something similar?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's a completely different experience. I hate to say it man but if you want to play bloodborne, by that ps4. Not to say this game isn't worth abit of your time regardless or anything, it's just this game isn't bloodborne. Bloodborne is it's own journey, and Lies of P is it's own journey.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did that with the ps3 and demon's souls and the emulator was able to play it a month after lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its similar in the sense that its a souls game, and the belle epoque vibe of Lies of P is somewhat reminiscent of the victorian horror of Bloodborne I guess, or at least more so than gothic spires and arches of DS3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not as good as Bloodbourne, but it's still a good game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically recommend you to wait until bloodborne gets ported on PC, or to play it before Lies of P. The games are different, but if you play Lies of P first you will NOT be able to play Bloodborne again on PS4/PS5 because of the framerate and the age of the game.
      It's not a meme. I can't play bloodborne again

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound moronic, I've played every fromsoftware souls game including elden ring and still enjoy them all the same, and even like demon's souls the most

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wait until bloodborne gets ported on PC

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laxasia phase 2 can go eat my ass. I'm summoning.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or does the game look kind of amazing? it also runs extremely well, 120fps on 4k maxed native settings. too bad it doesnt have rt

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it gets the point across
      the statues are disappointingly low detail

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, i did notice that. the statues in particular look very low detail, dunno why though.

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that seeing Geppetto for the first time doesn't seem to actually trigger any sort of memory for P like how the necklace/Romeo does.
    Geppetto really fricked up with Carlo, it would be ironic if the reason why Carlo's memories never really awoke in P properly was simply because Carlo was somehow defying his father from beyond the grave and not giving his father the satisfaction of succeeding in his crazy plan, as revenge for being a shitty dad that only seemed to care about him in death.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think what happened is that Gepetto was going to control P the same way he did the Nameless Puppet (the glove thing) but Sophia got to P first since she wanted P to kill her and Gepetto had to work around it. He mentions that he finds P's behavior to be unpredictable, and Sophia didn't give two shits about Krat and just wanted to die, she only started caring about it after P starts caring about the people around him and becoming human.
      In fact I think it's very intentional that P never really awakens to Carlos' memories, because the point is that P ends up being a different entity than what Carlos was. You can see it in a lot of NPCs like Antonia who knows that while they look like Carlos, it's ultimately not the same person and she thanks him as just "the boy who resembles Carlos".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Carlos

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, i never see any Soulsborne clone being shilled this hard, is it because it's a Korean game ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shilled
      people just like the game because its good. you can also play it "for free" on gamepass so thats also pretty nice.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's the first Souls clone that actually feels like a Souls game and not a cheap knockoff

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because it isn't absolute shit for a change

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but mainly because PCgays are still coping about bloodborne and are forcing this to be some kind of alternative.

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing LoP shilling unironically makes me respect PMgays even more. They might be schizo but at least they keep it to themselves never try to compare their game to any Japshit or go "Muh better than Japan product" like any other asiaticgays in this site

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a new IP
      have a nice day

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my personal opinion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Best are the humanoids
      What a surprise, why is this always the case?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        best part of BB, best part of Lies of P.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I must be the only one who liked swamp monster.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do not bring your evil here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      now do a weapon and arms tier list

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot do an objective one yet because I havent done a dex build. That's my next NG+ cycle.
        But I find Pandemonium, Puppet String, and Aegis to be the best arms depending on your playstyle. Though an Advance build will use the shock and flame arms very liberally as well.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Rabbits
      >some of the worst, most cancerous bosses in all of soulslike land
      >Nameless Puppet
      >the easiest boss in the game
      >great
      boy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rabbits are best ganks in soulslikes, From ganks are garbage

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gank fights are inherently shit. They are all bad.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rabbits are best ganks in soulslikes, From ganks are garbage

            I liked the Bell Gargoyles, Ornstein & Smough, and Demon Prince(s).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The black rabbits are only a shit fight if you're blatantly ignoring the massive visual and audio cues it's shoving in your face.
        >First Fight
        >Big Bro starts RP walking and rarely attacks when assistance comes in
        >The rare times he does attack its the same rush attack with a very loud audio cue
        >Second Fight
        >Each sibling buffs up and delivers a voice line with subtitles to indicate whos attacking
        >Other siblings have loud audio cues when they do an assist
        >Final phase where big bro comes in can be dicey if you ignored the above mechanics, as big bro doesnt follow aggro mechanics anymore.
        >Beyond that big bro is even easier than the first time because his sword starts broken.
        Any souls clone that doesnt take notes from the black rabbits is just destined to have shitty gank boss fights.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They shouldn't have any gank fights at all.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gank fights are inherently shit. They are all bad.

            skill issue. if you can't juggle 2 or 3 things at once and be patient, thats your problem.

            double monke in sekiro is kino.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              I liked the Bell Gargoyles, Ornstein & Smough, and Demon Prince(s).

              Every single multi target boss fight in every single soulslike is absolute trash.
              O&S sucks and i'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                > filtered

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Filtered would imply i've never beat them, but i did. I have hundreds of hours in each of these games, i have 100% in most of them. It's just that every time i reach any of those bosses i know that i'm in for the absolute opposite of fun.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually agree with you that O&S is shit, and is only a good gank fight by pure accident.
                Black Rabbits a gank fight designed with thought and thus is a good fight.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh, even the second Black Rabbit fight is not as annoying as DS2's gank squad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        its also bad because the fight just ends if you kill the elder bro

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    woooow what an achievement
    SO hard to be better than blurrborne kek

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    should i get the belford spaced armor or the fiber-reinforced one

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game feels like
    > level Vitality
    > level Vitality
    > level some more Vitality

    Im only at 23 Vit, and nothing except bosses is doing more than 1/5th of my HP with a single hit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered blocking?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coward shit, facetank everything like a chad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think you misunderstood me. im saying i'm losing frick all HP because investing in Vitality is borderline broken.

        im literally trading face to face with bosses like I never could in any FROM game. I could take 3 hits, and still swing, until I reach the threshold of say 40% then roll out of there to heal.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol and waste stamina? its much more fun to face tank with the police baton. you can literally get like 6 or 7 R1s in before having to bail

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that changes later. early game its like that, then late game bosses do little damage but have like 100k hp

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only stat worth investing into is capacity

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what on earth? why? so you can dance around with the big wrench or something?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Def equipment, boss amulets

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being anything but lightweight is a death sentence in this game, but all the good weapons and amulets are heavy as shit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then youre playing the game wrong. Just equip the heaviest shit you have and level capacity do youre just under 80%.
            You dont need to dodge when parrying is 20x better

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have fun being constantly at 0 stamina

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    coincidence or inspired?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robot arms are just in vogue now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Graphic design in game development there are no mistakes. Everything is intentional and fully vetted before implementation.

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what are the most broken weapon combos and arm?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      really liking police baton handle and the wrench
      im also using the standard arm of steel because the weight reduction does more for me

      3rd playthrough btw

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that the Chinese are wholly incapable of having an original thought? Did they burn out all their ingenuity by the early 12th century?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >burned out
      More like killed out. I'm sure when they were slaughtering millions, some intelligent people got caught up in that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick originality. i've been wanting a Bloodborne clone for years. It just needs to be 2/3rds as good as BB, and thats what I think Lies of P is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually it's Korean and it's better than anything the west has shit out in recent memory... get it right, bigot!

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I missclicked and destroyed the krat police baton. am I just fricked now? can you buy it anywhere after you obtained it

    fricking seething right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        PLEASE TELL ME I CAN BUY IT SOMEWHERE

        WHY THE FRICK DID THEY THINK A BUTTON FOR DESTROYING WEAPONS WAS A GOOD IDEA

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you're fricked, only that one police mob drops it so you can't get a new one until NG+

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you destroy a weapon? do you mean take apart handle from weaponshaft, because you can just reattach them?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can also sell them

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WITH A BIG WRENCH ON HIS HIP

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good but to say it's better than Bloodborne is just pure PCtoid cope.

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best arm vs bosses? best arm vs mobs?

    I've been using Fulminus vs Bosses, Puppet string vs mobs. I'm only early to midgame if it matters.

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, is all this shit about LoP being better than BB coming from its availability on PC? If Bloodborne were on PC would Lies of P be forgotten immediately?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait, is all this shit about LoP being better than BB coming from its availability on PC?
      It took you until now to figure it out?
      >If Bloodborne were on PC would Lies of P be forgotten immediately?
      Absolutely.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not running at sub30 fps makes it already better than bloodborne

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took me 3 hours to beat The Eldest of the Black Rabbit Brotherhood. Am I bad at this game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you're pretty bad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't use a spectre then you did better than all the players that cheated and didn't truly beat the boss

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >died like 10 times in NG+ from falling off the cathedral rafters after never falling off them in NG
    Bruh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overconfident

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i died like 4 times to the same fatso who kept throwing the corrosion ball at me and pushing me off. it seems to knock you 2 metres out of the way even if you block.

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board is so obsessed with comparing games. For what? It’s cool that there are two games of comparable quality with similar themes to play through. Why isn’t that enough for you people?

    I haven’t played lies of P yet, but even if it does turn out to be better than bloodborne, that doesn’t diminish the quality of Bloodborne. It’s still an excellent game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      low IQ morons can't fight off the primal desire to pick a team

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caveman clan mentality

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ive played both, and love both. both have small flaws but who cares.

      i don't like the lack of world reset ( without going to hunters dream and back), and i hate the vial system in BB.

      in LoP, the voice acting is fricking dogshit. whenever geppetto, gemini, the random korean blacksmith talk I mute my headphones. also the large bosses are dull. its just " get behind and bash them" like DS1.

      still have, or will play both 3 times each.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the voice acting is dogshit
        What third world language are you playing in? The english VA is good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tribalism is based.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > this is your brain on skub

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >year of our lord 2023
          >there are still anti-skub subhumans on this board
          Disgusting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be loser. Needs a win. Takes a team in video game wars. Shitposts until others give up. Feels like winner. MANY SUCH CASES

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t say better. I think it does a fantastic Job of iterating on the Souls formula which is really all I ask for. It’s damn good game and it’s sad that allot of people will pass it up because of LE BLOODBORNE REFERENCE. It’s really its own thing and tells a more coherent story.

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Bloodborne STILL live rent free in Ganker's head so hard?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because PC gamers will never ever have it

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still not playing, tired of these tryhard games.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not with an 80 metacritic it does

    Neowiz marketeers really need to stop being ridiculous. Just leave it at your derivative slop is good to decent, no need to go into hyperbole and look completely foolish

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    goddamnit. I wasted like 7 or 8 attempts attempts at killing Puppet of the Future, till I realised you can just drain the poison swamp.

    Then I killed him first time back. Before finding the swampdrain pump I was so sure it was a DPS check where you basically have to come in fast and heavy as frick, and kill him ASAP before you are die of poison.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he drained the poison
      You didn't beat puppet of the future.
      Good luck draining the swamp for the next 2.

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a sequel where P has grown up.

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the point of emotes in a single player game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Venigni's a playboy, he's probably into this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gesture at the statue that tells you to pray near the church
      Broken puppet requires them to give you rewards
      multiple NPCs in the hotel react to different gestures
      a puzzle requires it
      might be more uses I'm forgetting

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now that the game's been out what ended up being stonger overall, the DEX shit or STR weapons? I could never decide at the start

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dex. If you want a heavy hitter you can still slap a big blade on a Technique handle, but if you want a fast hitting Motivity weapon you're (mostly) out of luck.

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    also, why does the cat hate me?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're just a useless puppet

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        im human

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hair still rigid and artificial.
          Merely a puppet.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lie
          lie

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    On New Game +, where do I even go from here with stats? Already feeling pretty damn strong.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not start over completely, and do an Advance run of zapping and burning shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I might spec into that if this current run gets boring.

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some dude on here mentioned a while ago that one of the boss weapons "breaks out of its shell and becomes a different weapon" when you use it enough, what was he talking about? Did i get memed on?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frozen Feast.

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lords of the Fallen will shit on lies of P

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We must really be desperate to hate and seethe about this game if we're being reduced to crying about what platforms it's out on.

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they added a bot summon system but didnt bother to add co-op. why?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because coop doesn't make any sense in games where you play one specifically defined character.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        as if they couldnt just asspull something out. not an excuse.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't need an excuse. They didn't want to do coop so they didn't. These games don't need coop.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you have no friends or gf, so you wouldnt understand.

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If P wants to become human, all he needs is to have sex with a human. I volunteer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would he want to become a human? humans are inferior.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You =/= humanity

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Gepetto. Yes, we've taken your boy pussy. No, we're not giving it back.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if I was Geppetto I would've shoved P under the desk and used him as my personal wienerwarming cumdump ngl
      he's too beautiful

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He really is, and him being artificial/robotic makes it better. I love 9S for the same reasons.

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese game is dead. Phil Fish was right.

    Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3,FFXIV,FF7R,BoTW,Animals crossing,Sekiro,Nier Automata,Xenoblade 2,DE,Super smash bros ult, Lost judgement, Nioh 2,Like a dragon 7,MH world,RE 7, Judge eyes,Death stranding and DMC5,(according to metacritics)
    from 2017 to early 2020, but how can they fall so soon and gets mogged by Hoyoverse and Neowiz so easily, for having no good game with metascore higher than genshin(81-84) since 2021?

    Genshin,Starrail,Lies of P,Scarlet desert,Black Myth Wukong and Zenless zone Zero reduces DMC5,Dark souls 3,Sekiro, FFXIV,MHW,Elden ring,RE4,ToTK into a mediocre shovelware.
    At least we Westerners still make good games like Avowed, MS flying sim, D4 and OW2,Halo infinity, AoE4,Elder scrolls 6,STARFIELD,Modern warfare 2,BG3,MK1,Remnant 2.

    What is left in Japan now?

    Anime? China makes it better and Solo leveling will be the AOTS next year.
    Comics? Korea makes it better, Webtoon.
    Game? China and Korea makes them better.
    Porn? Banned by New law on AV.
    Japan is nothing!!!

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does your oil turn into blood as you become human?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you will never be a real boy.

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can the two morons just repeating "muh numbers" at each other take their shit to Discord or at least another thread?

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes i am using a trainer for the game, how did you know?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Souls games coming to PC was a mistake

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question, if a friend has Gampass and they just lend me their log in info...I can just play this on my PC, right?

    what sort of limitations would there be? I assume the only limitation is they can't log in to their gamepass while I'm using it on my PC?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would need gamepass ultimate, not basic or regular. Aside from that I don't know that it wouldn't work.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They would need gamepass ultimate, not basic or regular

        I don't get it, why? isn't it the same thing as them installing their shit on a new PC? the difference is the "new pc" is me

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because only ultimate has PC games.

          Basic is replacing xbox live and has about 20 games, regular is the whole xbox library, ultimate is xbox plus PC plus cloud, so on PC you can play all the xbox titles plus the PC exclusives.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah, right. My bad

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Because only ultimate has PC games.
            so what the frick is "PC game pass" ? it's 10 bucks and says it has all he PC games, including lies of P?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The basic game pass has Lies of P.
              Ultimate version just adds cloud gaming and other benefits.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                is "pc game pass" the same as "basic game pass"? too many damn names

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Presumably PC is the equivalent of regular tier on xbox then, all the PC games but no cloud and whatever else. I don't play on PC though. The key thing is you need to check what gamepass your friend has

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                coool

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know, I gave my best answer and it wasn't good enough.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Because only ultimate has PC games.
            No lol, I have the cheapest gamepass available for PC and it has everything

            Gamepass ultimate is like x3 the price and u pay for bunch of shit u dont need like xbox games, the frick are u talking about anon

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, what did this game do to send Ganker into a shitstorm of rage and hate? It's not Nintendo, it's not Bethesda, it's not made by Americans, it's not an MMO.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least 50% of Ganker's population is composed of poor third-world posters.
      The game has denuvo.
      Just do the math.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen maybe three or four posts complaining about denuvo. In fact you and I are the only ones who have typed that word in this thread.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >twink mc riles up straightgays
      >souls cloned gameplay riles up fromtroons
      >denuvo riles up piratebros
      >korean studio riles up weeaboos
      >difficulty riles up streamer-watching zoomers
      take your pick

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some autistic keeps review spamming every thread
    Get a fricking grip lad, christ almighty, it might do you some good to take a break from this shit all day.

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >land on bear trap
    >black rabbit brotherhood member flirts with you

    what the frick this came out of nowhere

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Requesting that laxasia butt pic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just for (you)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, babe.

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this just like that Fables comic book where the big bad guy is actually Gepetto?

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was really struggling with the eldest of the black rabbits, but then I realized I could just firebuff my great pipe wrench and then wombo combo him with Charged attack > visceral >3x fable attack >+fire and I killed him without him being able to react or his brothers being able to help at all lol.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only just found the big pipe wrench but upgraded to +3 right away and just 1 hit kill everything. It seems so overpowered

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        its really damn slow which is the tradeoff and makes a lot of bosses kind of hard in that regard. make sure to give it a motivity handle too so it will scale A with motivity and you're all set to unga bunga your enemies. the fable art with it is really good. you can fire it off pretty fast and its great at stunning

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I've popped it on the upgraded police baton handle and it's absolutely fine for mobs so far. Prior I was using the axe and I think it's the same speed ish

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT MY PEE ORGANS

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait is one of the black rabbits a girl or is it a twink

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is based off of industrial era Europe. There is no gay people. The rabbit is a woman that wears lipstick.

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything at at least 60 fps is better than bloodborne. I tried playing it on friends ps4 an it was like 10 fps I kid you not. How the frick bloodborn so popular if it runs like absolute dogsht? Is 15 fps 720p the norm for sonyboys?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go play bing bing wahoo you Ninten-year-old

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that includes bing bing wahoo. And I hate nintendoshit. All good games are on pc, 2k 120 fps at least

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Bloodborne isn't bad either. The worst on ps4 was The Last Guardian. Genuinely unplayable. If you want to see some real shit try blight town on ps3

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NG+
    Jesus Christ I'm not good enough at video games for this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm finding New Game + easier than my first playthrough by far.

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if I trust Geppetto

  135. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk in malum district
    >get cat called by masked women

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wants to keep your dead body

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seriously wonder what the frick she meant by that line when you die in the boss battle.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's just deranged like everyone else in that game, also frick these illegible captchas man

  136. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    500 won have been deposited to your account.

  137. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i found the perfect sword to go alongside the drip

  138. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Gemini so much bros

  139. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sophia and the korean blacksmith seem so out of place compared to the rest of the game, I get it due to the studio but its like they took korean MMO hoes and put them in a bloodborne game, the style difference is a bit jarring

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter, i WILL suck Eugenies toes!

  140. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    any other motivity weapons I should look out for for mid/late game? I've been using the giant pipe wrench so far

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Puppet Axe in the Barren Swamp. Slap it on the Police Baton handle and you have a super fast and hard hitting weapon with a fast charge attack and high block rate.

      It honestly trivializes the game somewhat.

  141. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick man booster handle and the sawblade is actual sex

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are my homie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People will commit to something like this and then wonder why they're getting filtered by something like swamp mon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dumpstered swamp mom with that combo though

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