BG3

>200 hours of playtime
>600 spells
>46 subclasses
>two million words of dialogue
>170 hours of cinematics
Larian won.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Larian
    >two million words
    That's a lot of painfully unfunny tongue in cheek self referential "humor"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing can be as bad as what you type on here in a daily manner

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cinematics
      shot, reverse shot, cringe dialogue
      >FRICKING KINO

      In other words, the game is 30 hours long.

      >>two million words of dialogue
      how much of it is AI generated?

      Why are larian shills so mentally I'll lately? Shilling so hard for free that game, afraid your shitty game will be a failure like you in real life?

      >afraid your shitty game will be a failure
      SAY IT WITH ME
      2 MILLION DAY ZERO

      Seething white males, such snowflakes, we told you 100 times we were making a savvy in joke about tabletop.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. 95% of the game's content is filler, woke shit, or porn shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nail me to the cross but BG3 Act 1 was fricking funny. DA:O was quipshit a decade and a half ago and nobody complained

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian doesn't have that problem to the degree something like WotR has.

      >every female companion is fricking ugly as shit

      I legit always hated what Bioware dating sims became in the 00's but the pendulum has swung too far in the other direction. Everyone's gross and unlikeable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      nothing can be as bad as what you type on here in a daily manner

      double kek

      I really do hope they hired a new writer though. Their storytelling was actually quite good but the actual story and writing is always awful

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cinematics
    shot, reverse shot, cringe dialogue
    >FRICKING KINO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >200 hours of playtime
      >170 hours of cinematics
      Yikes. Only 30 hours of actually playing the game?

      All jokes aside, though, the cinematics in EA are pretty shit, to say nothing of the rendering issues.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it can't be worse than TOR or Andromeda

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    35 D A Y S
    5
    D
    A
    Y
    S

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In other words, the game is 30 hours long.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 1 alone is 20ish so there's no way.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>two million words of dialogue
    how much of it is AI generated?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically think some of the text I saw in the new Pathfinder game was AI generated.
      I can't cite specific examples but there are certain phrases that GPT uses all the time, especially when horny.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FemDrow sexo
    FemGoblin sexo
    FemOrc sexo
    FemDuergar sexo
    FemHalfling sexo
    FemGnome sexo
    FemGith sexo

    Am I missing anyone?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thiefling

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does she have metal in her arms, and what is going on with her chest?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Karlach was a frontline soldier in the Avernus Blood War.
          Basically an eternal war between demon princes. It's the closest thing you'll find in D&D to the absurdity that is Warhammer 40k in terms of sheer scale and level of bloodshed.
          A lot of tieflings find their way onto that battlefield and Karlach is one of them.
          This is why she has a broken horn.
          And burn scars.
          And metal stapled to her flesh.
          And why she's female body type 2.
          And presumably why her heart burns so brightly with hellfire it's shines through her flesh like light through your fingertips resting on a flashlight.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I knew that, I just didn't remember her looking like that last time I played, though it has been quite a while since then.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And presumably why her heart burns so brightly with hellfire it's shines through her flesh like light through your fingertips resting on a flashlight.
            Noice. She's romanceble right?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              pretty sure they said every party member can be romanced

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They said almost all.
                Which means people like Minsc or Jaheira probably won't be romanceable but who knows, maybe Jaheira can make it 3 for 3.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't wanna fug her, but I like her edgy "look at me I'm a edgy demon!" design

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          isint she good aligned though?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonborn. I need Dragonborn wife.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know nothing of who that woman thing is but I want to drive a spear through the back of her head the second I can.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are larian shills so mentally I'll lately? Shilling so hard for free that game, afraid your shitty game will be a failure like you in real life?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >afraid your shitty game will be a failure
      SAY IT WITH ME
      2 MILLION DAY ZERO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 million only 50k on steam, next argument shill, drone ? have a nice day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you post this in every BG3 thread?
      Why do you pretend that every BG3 thread isn't shat up by the same old twitter screencaps and seething about a joke Larian made over a year ago?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    begone shill

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife, shadowheart

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope the full game doesn't have as many redskins as the prologue does cause holy shit i only played like 5 hours of early access but it seemed like 80% of characters were tieflings. it felt wrong since original bg did not have them at all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real problem is how many fricking elves are in the party

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go to the underdark or goblin camp

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda made sense, they were refugees trying to reach Baldur's Gate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it felt wrong since original bg did not have them at all
      The Forgotten Realms is a massive setting spanning hundreds of in universe years across dozens of comic book series, over 50 video games, more than 100 adventure modules, and well over 400 novels.
      It goes far beyond what was established in two isometric RPGs from the 90's and the city itself has changed and evolved significantly across numerous pieces of media since then.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat her out

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every female companion is fricking ugly as shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowheart and Minthara are cute
      Karlach is cute in the PS5 screenshot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lae'zel is cute

        no

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, also frick you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are incorrect

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lae'zel is cute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bwo, your mods?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this b***h is cute, too bad she's a degen polyamorous roastie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i can fix her

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Lae'zel you're referring to.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >too bad she's a [female]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shadowheart is ugly? get your test lvls chekt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the bangs, elf is great without them

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 hours of playtime
    >170 hours of cinematics
    I would assume some of those being mutual but that's gotta be at least half cutscene

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're almost certainly counting ever little minor dialogue and permutation

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 hours of playtime
    >170 hours of cinematics
    Cinematics arent counted as play time right..?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you try to get the Big Boss emblem.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    every bg3 thread has the same 200 comments about trannies

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larian making greatest rpg of all time and we still have to deal with Ganker schizos.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The surest sign of a good game is if it attracts a schizo on Ganker

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >combat system is still the boring D&D system intended for sitting at a table with friends
    >doesn't translate worth a shit to video games
    >Divinity had infinitely more compelling combat and world interactions

    My disappointment is tremendous.
    Going from leaping into combat, knocking down every enemy around you, then turning your skin to iron to tank their hits when they get up to hording your special abilities to use once per short rest or once per day is fricking garbage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 is actually way too generous with rests to the point where you're barely penalized for blowing everything in every encounter and just resting immediately (bonus points for 90% of party interactions depending on resting frequently enough to see the camp scenes)

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn based

    go play with sticks and stones granpa, this isn't the 1970s anymore. Imagine listening to the whining and crying of the 38 year olds that play D&D on pen and paper.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RTwP autists have arrived
      Make sure you pre-cast defenses and spam summons against enemies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean like you'd do in real life, for ACTUAL strategy because that's how actual combat works? Wow so weird, wanting a game to be more realistic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >RTwP battles
          >Strategy

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does it have any cute boys to romance though?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe there's now IRONIC SHILLING
    WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't play videogames. Shut the frick up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day shill, how mentally ill you need to be to play the same chapter who's 20 hours max for 9 times ? Larian drones can't expect a lot

        >no no NOOOO HOW CAN PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT TASTES AND OPINIONS THAN ME AAAIIEEEE SHILLS SHILLS SHIIILLLSSSSSS!!!!!
        Kwab.

        Shill change the IP at least the numbers of posters remain the same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waaaah waaaah every game must be shit because ???????????????????
      die Black person

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does BG1 and BG2 art look like AI made it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS is AI made by me just now with Microsoft Edge Image Creator, (copyright me). No stealing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Microsoft Edge Image Creator
        You are like a little baby.
        Watch this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks infinitely worse than my art. Here, have another. A drow female

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks pretty cool, anon.

            [...]
            [...]
            Am I the only one that likes the original Baldur's Gate portraits? I know they are photoshopped edits of employees from Bioware at the time. But I just feel they exude a certain character about them. Though to be fair, I am not as much of a fan of the BG2 portraits.

            >I know they are photoshopped edits of employees from Bioware at the time
            That makes me like them a lot more.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks infinitely worse than my art. Here, have another. A drow female

          [...]
          Better yet, this was the first img2img pass over the BG2 portrait with SD.

          Am I the only one that likes the original Baldur's Gate portraits? I know they are photoshopped edits of employees from Bioware at the time. But I just feel they exude a certain character about them. Though to be fair, I am not as much of a fan of the BG2 portraits.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Microsoft Edge Image Creator
        You are like a little baby.
        Watch this.

        Better yet, this was the first img2img pass over the BG2 portrait with SD.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        prompt for that artstyle?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    words is such a moronic metric. How many lines of dialogue is that? It really feels like they trotted out "words" in order to avoid direct comparison with Bethesda who measured their dialogue in lines. Or maybe they just threw the entire script into a word processor and looked at the word count.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am genuinely so excited for this game, bros. It's been a while since I had this feeling...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope it doesn't fall apart in the back half again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am genuinely so excited for this game, bros. It's been a while since I had this feeling...

        you are all paid shills, there is no way a real human being looks forward to turn based soulless larian garbage. Story already looks like shit, what else do you even play a game like Baldurs Gate for? Rofl? WHY would I play that game if the story is literally irrelevant? That is the core of an RPG adventure, actually going on an interesting quest

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >comes in rambling and sperging at full throttle out of NOWHERE
          Holy SCHIZO.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            medications, anon. you need them

            notice that they no arguments. Bad games always have brainless fans that cant articulate why the game is supposedly good. Notice the pattern and then avoid making the mistake.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Notice that schizos like you offer no arguments to refute that are based in reality. No one is interested in arguing with your headcanon ramblings and it's not like you're interested in a real discussion as it is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                always the same excuse from you leftie lunatics. I bet you took the vaccine. Now you accuse everyone else of having no argument and you enjoy turn based games. If you love turn based so much go play chess or a mobile game where you build castles and wait 5min until they complete. Everyone else wants to play real games

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          medications, anon. you need them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry anon it's obvious to other people too

          >comes in rambling and sperging at full throttle out of NOWHERE
          Holy SCHIZO.

          medications, anon. you need them

          Fricking trannies lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you replying to yourself?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              To create the illusion of widespread agreement to offset the strangeness of extremely similar posts in every thread for three years

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you replying to yourself?

                You're totally right guys, there's nobody that thinks this game is a bad idea, its all purely [group we dislike]'s fault. The game is going to be a masterpiece! Enjoy!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're totally right guys, there's nobody that thinks this game is a good idea, its all purely [group we dislike]'s fault. The game is going to be a disaster! Greentext!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          divinity 2 sold over a million copies with most reviews over 9/10. the only one living in fantasy land is you. BG 3 will be another massive success commercially and critically

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >divinity 2 sold over a million copies
            It picked up steam from multiplayer getting big with streamers.
            A more narrative heavy, single player heavier game like BG3 probably won't benefit as much from that bump.
            But Larian does get to bank the clout they built with DoSII and maybe that will be enough.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This game is also multiplayer. IT won't have the same level of streamer bump, but they don't really need it anymore. Divinity legitimized them as the top dog of CRPGs. This game moved over a million in early access ffs. They're also the only people making CRPGs in this fashion so they've got a captive audience.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              bg3 has multiplayer though and "official dnd game with co-op" is gonna rake in now that dnd isn't seen as just nerd shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope it doesn't fall apart in the back half again

      Feeling's mutual and likewise I am rather cautious about it. I am hoping for the best and preparing for the worst. I wouldn't want another debacle akin to Cyberpunk 2077's release.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it'll be Cyberpunk tier

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        cyberpunks release was actually fine, esp on pc. it was the development that was fricked and we all knew it was gonna bomb terribly before hand. not so with bg3

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cyberpunks release was actually fine, esp on pc
          it was borderline bethesda-tier buggy, what the frick is wrong with you

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i didnt have any bugs i just didnt like the game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We won't be allowed to admit this here for another 5-10 years unfortunately.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cyberpunks release was actually fine, esp on pc
          Nah, the game had actually game breaking bugs on release. For example, one bug was from getting a phone call from the old asian lady but instead of giving you a mission she would just freeze. This prevented you from accepting other missions and interacting with most objects. Rolling back your save wouldn't help because she would eventually call and your game would break.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Act 2 you are kidnapped by Drow women and forced to endure ritualistic rape

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really rape if I requested it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its nothing you'll request, you'll be dragged to the underdark and face sat by stinky drow pussy until you nearly suffocate, and just as you begin to catch your breath, they'll just do it again. Lolth commands it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now buy your game

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain why I still come to Ganker even though I hate it and the moronic meme poisoned homosexuals that post there?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      everywhere else is somehow worse

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >level 12 cap
    at least a third of the game stuck in the tutorial levels of 5e lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      12 is around when 5E falls apart completely as a system anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low level campaigns are better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low level DnD is peak comfy kino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >12 levels
      oh no no no lariansisters...

      Most dnd campaigns don't go over level 12. It's a sensible cap.
      Level 20 you're like a living god. You're not expected to reach it. It's only there in case people want to use it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because most DMs and Players these days aren't good/skilled enough to do high level campaigns. However this is a fricking video game. And paying full price for cut content is fricking bullshit no matter how you shills try to justify it. Kingmaker let you go to 20 so why can't BG3? The first two let you approach level cap.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You literally did not play BG1

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you think it takes you even close to the level cap

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pathfinder is literally not the same system.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've never played DnD so is level 12 alot? like you still get some super spells?

      Anybody defending the level 12 cap is a fricking shill. You will not fricking convince me that having less spells, less class features and less progression is a good thing. Yeah I am so fricking happy I can only play half a class.

      the Early Access beta already has a mod that's been maintained for over 2 years that adds level progression through to 20.
      https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/279?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >12 levels
    oh no no no lariansisters...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain why it is bad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bigger numbers are better and they made a DnD game turn based REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know this mocking shit doesnt work on Ganker right? we all know you came from reddit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know you're a moronic b***h though, right?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ay yo u dont be from my html hood dawg, u from dat other website dawg!
            I'm not, but have a nice day just the same. You gape ass homosexuals are insufferable.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know you're a moronic b***h though, right?

              have a nice day asap

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I were a moronic homosexual like yourself, I'd probably consider it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                get help lad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I were a moronic homosexual like yourself, I'd probably consider it.

                eat my shit gay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                mad lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah you will be after i shit and piss all over your face

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                hot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, but if you've got $10 and some rock I'm sure your mixed race mother will

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >level 12 cap
      at least a third of the game stuck in the tutorial levels of 5e lol

      you gotta be kidding

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DUDE 46 SUBCLASSES
        >you wont see half of class features because of level restriction
        lol
        lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something tells me you're not going to see ANY of the class features. That's okay though, you sit in the corner and let people have fun yeah?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm definitelly going to pirate it to check it out

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Definitely not going to buy it, ShillBlack person.
            No after you fricking homosexuals have been agressivly shilling your shit for weeks across Ganker, /vg/ and /vrpg/.
            Hell, you fricking homosexuals got yeeted from /tg/ for trying your shit there.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It comes out in 33 days you Black person, this happens with any game that is close to release.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta, but this game has been aggressively shilled for a long, long time now, larianhomosexuals have been infesting and trying to derail every single RPG thread with their bullshit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > larianhomosexuals have been infesting and trying to derail every single RPG thread with their bullshit
                So this is your grand retribution? Your villain origin story? Some orcs (larianhomosexuals) invaded your village (RPG thread), killed your whole family in front of you and now you must have your revenge?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but my revenge will be complete once you get doxxed and I get to drive to Belgium to stab you in the fricking face.

                TOTAL SHILLBlack person DEATH!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >drive to Belgium
                That's a long trip from Canada you fricking leaf

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are you in this thread if you aren't interested in the game?

                What part of "that's okay though, you sit in the corner" read as an invitation for you to play the game? Stay out, homosexual. Read the sign. It says NOT WELCOME.

                No, you paid viral marketing homosexuals, YOU are not welcome.

                TOTAL SHILLBlack person DEATH

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gone screaming at a wall, you have.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are as thick as a fricking wall, thats for sure, shill.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then why are you in this thread if you aren't interested in the game?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What part of "that's okay though, you sit in the corner" read as an invitation for you to play the game? Stay out, homosexual. Read the sign. It says NOT WELCOME.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idc I just want to see if they managed to unrape the Champion. It's irredeemable garbage in the tabletop.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the way Gith look in this game. It looks like they didn't bother to create a different face mesh and instead just Oblivion character creator edited the nose smaller and upturned.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick the shills are going all out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no no NOOOO HOW CAN PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT TASTES AND OPINIONS THAN ME AAAIIEEEE SHILLS SHILLS SHIIILLLSSSSSS!!!!!
      Kwab.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 hours of playtime
    That's not a good thing.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Invite me to the discord

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >46 subclasses
    Pillars of Eternity 2 launched with over 50 if I recall correctly, not to mention more base classes and multiclass options. Larian can't even beat a kickstarter game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like half of those are Cleric domains and Wizard schools too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really dislike that they put every wizard school sub in. There's zero point in playing something like illusionist when illusory reality is both impossible to implement in game and also impossible to obtain because it's a 14th level feature.
        They should have just done a solasta and given you school agnostic originals like 'warmage' or 'loremaster'.

        Constant reminders that this is a hasty wafflestomp job and this is just divos3 with a coat of paint.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so can we have multiple romances going or is it forced monogamy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick would I know?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I pirate this shovelware if I haven't played BG or BG2?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. GOG release so day 1 pirate

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody here cares if you live or die, why would we care if you spend time pirating a game you don't like? You should pirate it, delete it, pirate it again, delete it, and just sort of repeat that a dozen or so times.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure why you felt the need to post your "look how much i dont care!!!" sneething reply when I had already collect two (you)s beforehand, but go off king. Bad day at mcdonalds today?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hey Ganker should I wipe my ass please Ganker help me Ganker I don't know what to do Ganker what should I do!?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the most seething reply I have read this fine day

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw just finished replay of BG1 and 2
    Lads... I'm so fricking going home. I'm going straight home, the WRPG future is bright

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that devtime spent writing, voicing and animating the companions
    >me and my three bros are gonna go in with a full party and ignore all of that cringe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waiting for 4 people to have time to play at the same time
      you wont finish the campaign before BG4

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        we already played through divinity os2 and plenty of other games. it turns out four gf-less bros end up having a good deal of overlapping free time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gf-less
          I'm shocked. This other moron is replying to himself again too. Grab him as a backup man.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm shocked
            why would you be? have you forgotten where you are?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not everyone is like that, I'm here and I'm married for example. It is true that most of this board is unemployable losers though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                there are no bigger losers than married cucks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not everyone is like that, I'm here and I'm married for example
                absolute shame what's become of this place

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you think I come to Ganker to listen to the fricking moronic dogshit opinions of married 38 year olds? Go back to the social media sites where your worthless opinions are valued

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you come to Ganker to shout into the ether because you're addicted to youtuber drama and gay memes, and because of that you have no value as person. You think I would ever give half a damn what someone like you thinks? LMAO. No way gay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        for 4 people to have time to play at the same time
        This is ironically the true DnD experience

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally MADE for Red Dragonborn wiener.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sweaty, hairy grinch woman
      Hell no

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man who the FRICK is pursuing sex with THIS

      How did Mass Effect have a dozen highly frickable women, literally more hot women than they could even throw at the player and yet zoomers are gonna fight over this leathery toad like dogs over a bone. The west HAS fallen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >are gonna fight over this leathery toad like dogs over a bone.
        huh but the best romance in mass effect is a fricking frog

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its a guy
          well duh, women love to frick animals

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad he wasn't an option for male Shepard even though they recorded lines for him. Oh well, at least there are mods that restore it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not so fast sister

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Garrus, the only other male companion besides Thane that male Shepard should've been able to get with.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Garrus, the only other male companion besides Thane that male Shepard should've been able to get with.

            Fricking T*rian frickers lmao. Frogfrickers in BG3 are like boy scouts compared to your level of xeno degeneracy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That was for Thane, you son of a b***h!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Man who the FRICK is pursuing sex with THIS
        me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Man who the FRICK is pursuing sex with THIS

        Me, gonna frick the Gith prostitute and then upgrade to the Tiefling.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How did Mass Effect have a dozen highly frickable women
        A dozen? You could count them on one hand hand which has lost a few fingers:
        1. Liara
        2. Samara (can't frick her)
        2. Miranda if you can get past the horrible face modeling
        3. Jack if you can get past the full body prison tats and dyke haircut
        Tali doesn't count since she's a fricking space mask for 100% of the game and her attractiveness is only imagined, or you just like a pair of hips in a space suit. Shit dude, you had another Bioware franchise (Dragon Age) with fantasy babes to compare and you picked up ME, that's a 3 INT bait.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tali doesn't count
          She does. 49% of initial attractiveness is body.
          49 face 2 personality

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tali doesn't count
          She does. She has hour glass hips and a fat ass
          Also, you're missing Aria, Ashley (ME1), Kasumi etc.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ashley is shit tier
            bimbo ashley is even worse

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ashley is shit tier
              t. homo
              Mass Effect 1 Ash is the perfect companion

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            All fricking ugly and not worth mentioning.
            ME has 2 attractive females (both asari) and only one of them you could frick. Don't get me started on Andromeda... The West has fallen though.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >turian fricker
              Terminal shit taste, your opinion is invalid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lrn2read, I'm saying people want to frick that then whine about the noseless toad in BG3 like that's a step down

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't read into biological aesthetics
                You will never be white.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's the perfect example of personality making up for looks
        I wouldn't frick if she weren't a Nazi and a funny shitter pretending to be more hardcore than she really is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      200 hours of frog sex

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if it's unfortunate body structure or a poor choice in garments, but girls look really, really unattractive wearing "long" panties or bikinis or whatever. They should be like a perfect triangle.

      https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/301

      She looks worse.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 hours of playtime
    I'm not interested in the many ways in which you can get cucked
    >600 spells
    I'm not interested in Larian's take on the D&D spell list
    >46 subclasses
    I'm not interested in slightly different flavours of archetypes like 'wizard, but does illusion good'
    >two million words of dialogue
    I'm not interested in marvel tier quips and women who only know how to be sassy progressively aware
    >170 hours of cinematics
    I'm not interested in in-game rendered cutscenes of marvel tier quips and women who only know how to be sassy and progressively aware

    Ugly characters, ugly game, Larian only knows how to make absolute slogfests which are further hindered by a lack of real time mode.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew that paid normie scum wouldn't respond to your hard facts

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baldur's Gate 3
    >looks like DivOS2
    >plays like DivOS2
    Nah frick that

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod to fix OPs characters face? I'll buy the game if so

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/301

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actually makes her frickable
        damn too many cuties, we need bigger parties to bring the whole harem along

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't handle my strongest potions, adventurer
        God she looks like shit still. Doesn't even look like an orc either

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't even look like an orc either
          Good, she's not an orc

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's not an orc, she's a githyanki. Weird bat people from space or another plane of existence or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you should skip it. I wouldn't even click the threads anymore, total attention boycott.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two million word of gay erotica
    holy shit bros I CANT wait!

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No launch sale
    >they add shitty digital goods to preorders instead
    >People eat it up

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait just watched a video
    our character is not voiced?
    wtf? its 2023 you dumb c**ts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh what? My character talks all the time.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shilling for this game baffling—utterly unremarkable "achievements," like a bog-standard number of races and sub-classes, are being passed off as paradigm shifting master strokes in game design. WTF is going on? Are these just low-information consumers or genuine marketers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are the cheapest marketing team Larian could afford, who think the peak of selling products is telling you how much filler is in it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it took me a long time in life to realize that moral failure and stupidity go hand in hand, they are always mixed together. The archetype of the evil genius basically doesn't exist, all the intelligent people inevitably become more moral and all the stupid people inevitably become more immoral. BG3 fans are no doubt very stupid but I have little doubt that a lot of them also take pleasure in shilling for a company (=immorality)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't that many CRPGs, and the amount of CRPGs with this kind of budget are even fewer. Not surprising that there's a lot of hype, DOS2 sold extremely well and BG is a much beloved franchise even if many of its fans haven't played it. The obsession with shills on Ganker is ridiculous in all honesty.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That hype is completely unfounded though. As mentioned above, PoE2 (a Kickstarter game) LAUNCHED with more races, sub-races, classes, sub-classes, and multi-classes than what BG3 is planning. The flat denial of these realities could only be the expression of either low-information consumerism or genuine, cynical shilling.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          poe2 was low quality trash thought while bg3 is triple A

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Triple A despite launching with less essential content? Intriguing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >less
              quality over quantity, go ahead and go play some text adventure rpg with 2500 sub classes and 75 000 races

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The defining quality of AAA is quality and quantity, which BG3 has evidently no achieved, being beaten out on both fronts by kickstarter games

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            More like a triple A slogfest.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, all of these stats are literally hours old. They aren't the source of the hype. This latest wave of "shilling" is just in response to the game being released an entire month early.

          Plus these fricking cretins didn;t play PoE2, nobody did. Unfortunately, Pillars 2 and its tight 45 hour playtime with interesting mechanics and a compelling and contained story sold like piss and DOS2, with its tremendous length and late game bloat and fully CG characters (no portraits), was every streamers favourite game, made Larian a huge studio, secured them the BG3 rights, and drew an audience who is only familiar with that kind of CRPG and is happy with it.
          But to call them shills is ridiculous.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're low-information consumers, in sum

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            hm okay I'll try PoE2 then. I hated that resting requires resting supplies and apparently that isnt the case anymore for PoE2

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm playing it now and it's far more interesting than anything Larian has put out. Definitely less mass-appeal though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any CRPG with protraits instead of more detailed 3D models is gonna have that cieling. It's just too much of a departure from what even the average RPG gamer is expecting. Wrath is this huge hit game but it just recently passed the 1 million sold mark. For reference, The Outer Worlds sold 4 million copies by 2021. Just looking at those stats tells me that we're never getting PoE 3 out of Obsidian.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spot-on. cRPGs in the traditional style will be left to super-indie developers like Iron Tower. We can only hope that guys like this can carve out a sustainable niche for themselves

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                well yeah POE2 was such a huge flop it forced Obsidian to sell to Microsoft because it was dogshit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That hype is completely unfounded though
          or people just...played the EA and liked it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Low-information consumers unaware of greener pastures

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh? Feel free to educate us.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                see this kind anon's comment

                Eh, all of these stats are literally hours old. They aren't the source of the hype. This latest wave of "shilling" is just in response to the game being released an entire month early.

                Plus these fricking cretins didn;t play PoE2, nobody did. Unfortunately, Pillars 2 and its tight 45 hour playtime with interesting mechanics and a compelling and contained story sold like piss and DOS2, with its tremendous length and late game bloat and fully CG characters (no portraits), was every streamers favourite game, made Larian a huge studio, secured them the BG3 rights, and drew an audience who is only familiar with that kind of CRPG and is happy with it.
                But to call them shills is ridiculous.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pillars 2
                >compelling story that falls apart midway through
                >make sure you love the gay fish though
                >oi make sure ya 'av a giggle with the meme pirates
                >best girl was never made a proper companion

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, all bad, but still more interesting than Larianslop

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              CRPGs are even now way too niche and infrequent that most people interested in BG3 have probably played the lion's share of the "modern" revival CRPGs, especially on Ganker. More classes does not make POE2 (or Pathfinder) the better game by default.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                CRPGs are are niche but even it isn't monolithic. Within it are the sub-niches of those who prefer the old Infinity Engine model, and the far larger sub-niche of those who prefer the new Larian model

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll allow that most people probably haven't played the old Infinity Engine games nowadays (or at least only played BG1&2), but there's probably a huge overlap in people interested in BG3 that have played at least one POE and/or Pathfinder game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know about that. I think the genre is undergoing a genuine bifurcation between the old and the new. The additional of many casual DnD and Critical Role fans to the Larian bandwagon with BG3 will only further this divide

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BG3 is obviously the most "mass appeal" revival CRPG to date, but it still has more in common with the Infinity Engine games than say, Dragon Age

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pathfinder class breadth goes beyond enticing. At some point you're no longer excited about RP variety and just being inundated with data. You're basically trying to please an entirely different player than the guy that wants Hexblades in.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >PoE2
          Anon, I don't know if you noticed but a lot of people didn't like that game thanks to RTWP alone and it was pretty much only the nerdiest of autists that got any large amount of enjoyment out of it. That game is a perfect example of "quantity over quality".

          I'm not saying that BG3 will be any better, but that whenever we have a CRPG thread on Ganker it always devolves into shitflinging over which game is less niche, which one is more "woke" and which of them that has the most/least amount of filler content

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            PoE2 is just not what "modern audiences" want anymore. For better or for worse (but mainly for worse) Larian is the future

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The obsession with shills on Ganker is ridiculous in all honesty.
        Most of the people left on Ganker are extraordinarily low IQ and basically sit on Ganker all day every day and so have no idea how anything works in real life. They seriously believe that companies spend their marketing budget on a dying website for unemployed pirates where the users regularly brag to each other about how "neet" they are, with zero ability to highlight their own posts, when things like reddit or twitter are there with 100x the audience and ready-made shill tools like a vote system.

        I think they need to fool themselves into thinking Ganker is still this tastemaker secret club and not a refugee camp for twelve year old banned redditors so they can justify the amount of time they waste here. Ganker can't even sell a banner ad, moot sold it for so little he had to keep a day job right after, yet its such a valuable ad platform that every third post is a "shill". It's ridiculous, but dumb frick fat slobs will believe anything if they see it in green enough times.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      larian drones, bots or maybe AI, who know at this point? what difference does it make. All of this shilling made me dislike the game, i was looking for it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Put BG3 in your filter, you won't. Your post is more bot-like than most.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          come on shill/bot change the IP at least or the script, you shound all the same, now have a nice day for shilling this trash

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I hate shills, I hate this game, I will never ever play it, you lost a customer!
            >So why are you still here?
            >I hate shills, I hate this game, I will never ever play it, you lost a customer!
            Very organic. Why is a filter so difficult to use for your kind? Got a Zelda/ToTK filter right now, 8 threads on the catalog I don't have to see or get buttmad about.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              A lot of people here don't actually like video games, but they do like getting buttmad on Ganker, or posting small variations of the same thing dozens of time.
              >What do I want to play tonight? Zelda? Street Fighter? No, Ganker.

              This board is more about youtubers than vidya.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a quick rundown that exists for how BG3 and 5E plays compared to BG1&2 on 2E? I have never played actual DND, my only experience is with BG1&2, IWD, etc. If there's an honest to god shill in this thread I'd be happy to listen to how different it's going to be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      5E is functionally baby mode DnD. It plays like player characters are superheroes who always save the day, lethality doesn't exist, you could be clinically moronic and still make it through 5E content. It doubles down on a problem introduced in 3.5, that being there are too many fricking casters, and especially charisma casters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a shill but I'll give you the differences.
      Both 2E and 5E are shit. 3E is peak D&D kino.
      2E with RTWP is a massive cluster frick where the entire game can be cheesed by making a death ball of summons.
      5E here in BGIII is turn based, but allows for more environmental interactivity and turn based turn based is what actual D&D is, only the system takes care of all the dice rolling and PnP shit for you. So instead of one round of combat taking 15 minutes (Or 35 minutes when Cody feels the need to take a shit, frick you Cody) it only takes 2 minutes. Or back to 15 minutes when you approach the fricking druid grove because every goblin in a five mile radius has a bug up their butthole.

      Both styles have their pros and cons and anyone who acts like one is vastly superior to the other and the only true way to play this kind of game is a homosexual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not rtwp, it's turncringe.
      Spells aren't quadratic and you never get to the maddening power of high level adnd or 3rd.
      Games gonna lack difficulty or crunch, and it also does a lot of fricking annoying handwaves like your character somehow getting tadpoled and not immediately having their brain devoured and getting ceremorphosed into an illithid.

      If you want a modern power fantasy rtwp isometric crpg then you pretty much have to go play wrath of the righteous.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Games gonna lack difficulty or crunch
        D&D games have always been at their most difficult in earlier levels unless you're moronic.
        A well constructed level 20 Wizard or Cleric may as well be an army.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >getting tadpoled and not immediately having their brain devoured and getting ceremorphosed into an illithid.
        This is the worst part, that shit is supposed to take hours at maximum. Is there even an explanation why this one isn't eating your brain faster?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Is there even an explanation why this one isn't eating your brain faster?
          Have you never read any book or watched any movie in your life that didn't spoonfeed you the entire plot within the first 3 minutes? I refuse to believe that you're so media illiterate that you think this is an argument against the writing. Is there even an explanation why Gandalf didn't just call upon the eagles and skip 3 movies?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I refuse to believe that you're so media illiterate that you think this is an argument against the writing
            You're being overly optimistic. You're talking to a generation of anons raised by tiktok on a tablet, they barely have enough attention span to fully read the posts they reply to. They could summarize the plot start to finish in the character creation screen and it wouldn't be enough.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is there even an explanation why Gandalf didn't just call upon the eagles and skip 3 movies?
            Yes, they would have had to fight the Nazgul, the ring was only getting to Mount Doom via stealth. The very fact that the tadpole is taking longer to eat your brain should be questioned at the very least, but it isn't, that's the problem.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but it isn't
              It is, repeatedly and immediately. Jesus.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The explanation for why they didn't just take the eagles isn't IN THE MOVIES OR EVEN THE BOOKS, you fricking illiterate

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is immediately highlighted you smoothbrain-on-legs. Why has the brain parasite currently eating whatever's left of your grey matter not claimed your life yet? Truly puzzling, maybe they'll write a game about you some day

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that shit is supposed to take hours at maximum.
          Since you haven't played the game, the characters themselves are wondering why they didn't turn already. Thats one of the main plot points, obviously they're not your regular tadpoles.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally part of the story, if you ever actually played the game you'd know that there is some "mysterious" higher lifeform that is protecting you and your allies from having your brains turned insideout, you even get to talk to them after your 2nd or 3rd rest ingame and you can remove 3 or 4 of the tadpoles right at the first chapter of the game but that will change the story in some way according to the devs

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      went from bg to dragon age

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one is actually decent except for that bit of hair that looks like a lizard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wheres my imoutofu in bg3

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's gone, Jim

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do AIjeets have to pollute every thread on this board? Just frick off already.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      99% of the posts here are so mindless and so repetitive that they're indistinguishable from AI. In fact, I'm pretty sure ChatGPT can generate more insightful comments. So what difference does it make? If they disabled captcha and let bots flood in unrestricted, the quality of conversation here would actually improve.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day, Ranjesh.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My 3 biggest problem with divinty were

    >start of battle characters are too close to each other so i get fricked by aoe, and no having to reload just so i can postion them before starting every fricking battle is tedious as frick
    >Cringe writing
    >every battle the entire arena turns into fire.

    Are these problems still there in bg3?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but also enemy turn times take even longer and it makes every encounter feel like the oil slimes battle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never had an issue with the first. Surface effects are so muted and rare now that I couldn't even tell you how to create most of them, other than "create water" spell and "alchemist's fire" item.

      "Cringe writing" is a 4chins barnum word. Most people give it high praise, if you don't, then what do you want me to do? Look at a video, do you like it or not, I can't fricking like it for you. I'll never understand why you people ask shit like that.

      >hey guys where 50 people think the story is good and 50 people think the story is bad, is the story any good?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most people give it high praise
        most people also think Elden ring is a master piece even if is just Dark souls but open world
        >Cringe writing" is a 4chins barnum word
        yeah, shitty writing is okay right ? you're a bot, no point to argue further

        >I hate shills, I hate this game, I will never ever play it, you lost a customer!
        >So why are you still here?
        >I hate shills, I hate this game, I will never ever play it, you lost a customer!
        Very organic. Why is a filter so difficult to use for your kind? Got a Zelda/ToTK filter right now, 8 threads on the catalog I don't have to see or get buttmad about.

        loser, becasue your trash shilling made me dislike the game, i was looking for it, now have a nice day
        >69 posters
        yeah, can't say more.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >your trash shilling made me dislike the game, i was looking for it,

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice answer from Chat GPT , how much is Larian paying you per post, 0.01 cents?

            Why are you still here? You don't have to stay in threads about games you dislike. Why can't you use a filter? Huh?

            come on anon, change the IP at least, the number of posters stayed the same, same gay

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice bot reply. Why are you still here, b***h?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you still here? You don't have to stay in threads about games you dislike. Why can't you use a filter? Huh?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Never had an issue with the first
        in divintiy or bg3? in divinity you're forced to reload to not have your entire team get caught by aoe.
        the writing was cringe it's the same marvel wriitng that plagues modern Western entertainment

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In BG3. I can recall a few reloads to reposition in DOS2, but even those were limited. The "shining lights" witch, maybe one or two others. The game wasn't very hard if you could just read and think like a person.

          >zomg le heckin marvel
          Yeah, I'd recommend not buying BG3 or clicking anymore BG3 threads, its definitely not for you and your highly refined tastes in quality writing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very early access a lot of shit left puddles just like Divinity but players didn't like it so Larian cut down on them a great deal which is better overall I think. I mean we had cantrips leaving fire and frost fields.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop liking drow women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what do I need to do to have her in the party?
        Just murder all the tieflings and druids? And probably Wyll and maybe Gale? Because I can do that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can fix her to stake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will not

      I can fix her

      she doesn't need fixing

      >getting tadpoled and not immediately having their brain devoured and getting ceremorphosed into an illithid.
      This is the worst part, that shit is supposed to take hours at maximum. Is there even an explanation why this one isn't eating your brain faster?

      they're not normal tadpoles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped liking them after Viconia. If I can't fix it with my wiener, I will divine smite it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I will.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nyl is a fricking genius
        right > left

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll take both

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            your butthole will not survive

            So what do I need to do to have her in the party?
            Just murder all the tieflings and druids? And probably Wyll and maybe Gale? Because I can do that.

            get to her in the goblin camp without killing all the gobbos then team up to kill the tieflings + druids
            then you have celebratory sex with her while shadowheart gets gangbanged by goblins
            she tries to kill you after but you can talk her out of it. then she says she'll see you later

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >while shadowheart gets gangbanged by goblins
              Wait really?
              Because that's fricking hilarious if true.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >your butthole will not survive
              If I die, I die.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is the game really this sexual/implied sexual or are you being extremely hyperbolic and figurative here? Haven't played the early access, waiting for full release.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are fully animated explicit sex scenes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is sexual content. There is no goblin gang banging. If you anons setting up elaborate and bizarre cucking scenarios, you're reading somebody's erotic fanfic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you anons setting up elaborate and bizarre cucking scenarios, you're reading somebody's erotic fanfic.
                I'd like to add a caveat to this.
                If the scenario involves Lae'zel fricking other men in camp if you don't, this actually does happen.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >men
                lae'zel will frick anything

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you reject a romance with a character because you're pursuing another, that character may pursue it with someone else. That's a far cry from the 50GB notepad document some anons have saved of various cucking scenarios they've conjured out of the air so they can efficiently shitpost and jerk off all at once.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Larian is really committed to the design philosophy of your character just being an important person among other equally important people. So, no one is really for the player, they're just considering the player among other main characters.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its because they want everything multiplayer (which is a mistake), so everything needs to be able to accommodate the idea of having 2-3 main characters in the story rather than one. Player 1 and player 2 need to be able to pursue separate companions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sex

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ain't no gotdamn way

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am curious as to whether or not these scenes survive release. Last I heard Larian took them out of early access because they were janky in the animations but I never saw if they put them back or mentioned them again after.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am curious as to whether or not these scenes survive release. Last I heard Larian took them out of early access because they were janky in the animations but I never saw if they put them back or mentioned them again after.

                >he wasn't around for when the pedophilic halfling pre-vis BG3 forum thread was being clowned on

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like I missed something hilarious.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The what now?

                I think this is the thread, but this Niara chick posts so much it's hard to tell.
                Looks like they took down the wireframe cg images of the scenes being described, so use your imagination I guess.
                https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=804310&page=1

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=818655#Post818655

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this dude unironically posted photos of a e-girl toon from BDO with a butterfly tattoo just above her mons?? unbelievable levels of autism. lmfaoo
                >I did a study on how to sensitively do the choreography for intimate scenes with small characters, a little while back - the moderation staff felt it was necessary to remove the image references from the thread because I used a 3d modelling program that illustrate the essay as I went, but folks can message for the unedited copy of the paper if they're interested in having the visual references for reading along - it helps a lot. I'd very much recommend you taking a look at the thread though, if the concept of choreography with small characters is something that you recognise as a concern. The thread itself is here: Focused Examination: Intimate Choreography with Small-sized Characters. It focuses primarily on M/F intimate pairings and the difficulties presents, as well as how to overcome them - there was originally going to be a follow up thread that focused on the other surrounding intimate acts we might see, as well as f/f pairing choreography (I'm not qualified to write as confidently about m/m pairings, but I did consult some people on the matter; you can't just use your m/f pairing choreography for it, which Larian's earliest scenes neatly demonstrated...), but I can't do it without visual references, and I'm still waiting to hear back form Larian about what I can and cannot post on the matter, so it may never come to fruition.
                AYYYOOOOO this dude is BUGGING the frick out. AHAHAHAHA

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                In his defense, the forum moderators there are arch troons that would put a redditor or a Ganker janny to shame.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a woman, actually.
                She says that, while it's NOT a fetish thing for her, she is a very teensy tiny woman IRL, so she knows a thing or two about what child, uh I mean halfling fricking looks like.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw seeing those posts

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did someone say wireframe CP?
                https://archive.is/20220111001315/https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=804310&page=1

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                JESUS CHRIST WHAT IN THE FRICK
                This is where we are now in RPGs?
                This is what Bioware has brought on us?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shame were on page 10 and the threads about to get autojannied.
                Perhaps someone will have the presence of mind to link it in the next thread the shills rev up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ooh man, why would anyone hate us or our product?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The what now?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is frickin' crazy, i definitely missed that but it's hilarious. Larian are unironically blazing trails for representation letting halflings frick on camera. i still remember they were killing that one dude a few months ago for dating an adult girl with a disorder that gave her a tiny kid-sized body. racemixing with a halfling in Faerun must be hell on your social standing. lmaoo

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >racemixing with a halfling in Faerun must be hell on your social standing.
                Or not at all, because I doubt any medieval fantasy setting (especially one with halflings) would realistically have modern day cucked feminism age laws that were invented 100 years ago.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I refuse to believe this is in a modern triple A game. What happened to fade to black?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                did you not play divos2 where they had a male narrator extremely awkwardly narrate sex scenes? larian don't give a frick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mom walks in

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                STINKY DROW PUSSY

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm so excited this got pushed up. i wasn't super hyped for Starfield anyway, but i'm very much looking forward to BG3.

          nyl is a fricking hero.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source on drawing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drow women have white pussy hair.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elves don't have pubic hair... do they? I don't feel like it would fit their aesthetic.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried the two DOS games specifically because I saw them recommended and praised here constantly. They were good. I wonder what changed?

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dragon commander
    dos 1 & 2
    now BG3
    SWEN I KNEEL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot Divinity 2 and Divine Divinity.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most attractive western female character design - a genderbent Jim Carrey Grinch

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and yet
    >5e
    It was over before it began

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Early Access progress carry over to full game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but you get three days headstart on the full game if you pre-order.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 is not a CRPG. CRPGs have always and will always be realtime based with pause. If you want to play turn based games then play XCOM and leave this thread.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only gay in BG3 is (you).

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Paladin fun in 5E? Or should I go Fighter? I wanna do a Lawful Good human martial for my first runthrough of the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, 5E Paladin is probably the best martial class (and BG3 actually lets you fall if you want)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't touched the game but I know enough about tabletop to say that if you can combine great weapon master feat with battlemaster fighter then you're all set, because you can just shove prone and magdump with action surge and precision attack.
      Paladins in 5e fricking suck thematically because you don't even pick a god and you're just left posing epicurus at yourself.
      Whence cometh divine smite?
      Why call it divine at all?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oath of Devotion Paladins are essentially old-school divine champion Paladins

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anon asks if something's fun
        >responds with min/max homosexualry
        Kinda' weird, anon.
        >Paladins in 5e fricking suck thematically because you don't even pick a god
        You're not a Cleric.
        >Why call it divine at all?
        Because you get your magic from the gods.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's shit
    stop coping shill

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no hexblade no buy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people will add every race and subclass with mods

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hexblade shouldn't exist.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    which way son of man?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why-not-both.jpg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowheart/Minthara/Karlach harem.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it funny that you can make these two dyke out with each other by playing as one of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      where are their clothes

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gimme the most meta classes and party setup

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lolth-sworn Drow wild magic Sorceror for the half of Act 1 we have.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beastmaster Ranger is broken they get a berserker barbarian as a pet

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >level cap is 12
    embarrassing

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every thread is going to be derailed by schizos who see shills everywhere and that one autist who hates everyone except bioware
    very cool

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine what it's been like trying to talk about Cyberpunk here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mentally unwell autistic obsessives are always going to dominate conversation here. They can post for twenty hours straight, nobody sane can match it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the modern Ganker for you. Why are you still here if you don't like it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because sometimes all the schizos are asleep and we get to have a good thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're afeared of those? they'll look like little pups when farquaad shows up

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one's been able to articulate to me how a game that isn't about the baalspawn can possibly be Baldur's Gate 3.
    Seems like yet another show/film/game taking the name of some old established fan base just for the sake of having the name.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, I didn't play BG1-2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > a game that isn't about the baalspawn can possibly be Baldur's Gate 3.
      Why did they name it after a city and not Baalspawn 1-2-3? By the way, Bhaal the Lord of Murder is spelled with an 'h'. Baal is the Prime Evil from Diablo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must have had SG1 on my mind to not catch it.

        This game isn't for old school Baldur's Gate fans

        I don't think that's wrong in and of itself.

        >how a game that isn't about the baalspawn can possibly be Baldur's Gate 3
        1) By taking place in and around the city of Baldur's Gate
        2) Because the name "Baldur's Gate" means "DnD video game", and only means "Bhaalspawn game" to a core group of obese men taking a lot of estrogen and posting here too much
        3) The story is very obviously about Bhaalspawn and you can see it coming from ten miles away.

        Your 2 argues against your other points. The only reason to call it Baldur's Gate 3 is to invoke 1 and 2, and that only matters to that core group of obese men you're talking about.
        There's any number of Faerunian things you could invoke for the title. The only reason to specifically invoke Baldur's Gate is to scream MEMBER BIOWARE.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why was 2 called Baldur's Gate? The setting was nowhere near the city unlike the first.
          It's a brand that people recognize, at least 3 is focused on the city again as it should be.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why was 2 called Baldur's Gate?
            Gonna go out on a limb and say that its because its one of the most direct narrative continuations in all of gaming. Which 3 clearly isn't.

            >Your 2 argues against your other points.
            Not at all, work on reading comprehension. There is no disagreement between any one of those points. And no, the group of obese estrogen poppers you see here crying into their man breasts about RTWP and le hecking Bhaalspawn aren't the sum total of the people who know what Baldur's Gate is. I played the originals for example, and think most of you are extremely goofy homosexuals with extremely goofy made up complaints.

            I think you need to work on your composition more than I need to work on my comprhension and besides, there is no "Baldur's Gate = generic dnd game" cohort. There's only the people who at some level remember who/what the first two games are about.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >there is no "Baldur's Gate = generic dnd game" cohort. There's only the people who at some level remember who/what the first two games are about.
              If you were smarter, you'd realize that just repeating the same unfounded thing over and over again doesn't make it so.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you were ironically more self aware you'd realize contradiction in lieu of refutation was exactly what you opened with.
                But you obviously struggle with logic when you refute your own points between sentences so it's probably pointless to even point it out to you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >contradiction
                Yeah, there isn't one. You're just bad at reading, and when told this, instead of rereading and just saying "oh, got it wrong, whoops!" you'll continue to insist there's a contradiction without ever being able to elaborate on what it is. Take your estrogen and keeping b***hing and crying that Bhaalspawn aren't in the game despite every hamfisted telegraph possible just in early access.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again it's ironic you're off on a tangent telling me I didn't understand when you don't even understand what I called a contradiction.
                You're tilting at windmills telling me to take my L but I'm just standing here watching a dumbass bringing his lance to bear on an inanimate fricking object, 20 feet to the left all by myself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >instead of rereading and just saying "oh, got it wrong, whoops!" you'll continue to insist there's a contradiction without ever being able to elaborate on what it is
                "instead of rereading and just saying "oh, got it wrong, whoops!" you'll continue to insist there's a contradiction without ever being able to elaborate on what it is"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If we're just copypasting ourselves then you should check out
                >If you were ironically more self aware you'd realize contradiction in lieu of refutation was exactly what you opened with.
                Since you clearly didn't grasp the meaning because

                >contradiction
                Yeah, there isn't one. You're just bad at reading, and when told this, instead of rereading and just saying "oh, got it wrong, whoops!" you'll continue to insist there's a contradiction without ever being able to elaborate on what it is. Take your estrogen and keeping b***hing and crying that Bhaalspawn aren't in the game despite every hamfisted telegraph possible just in early access.

                is a tangent. A non sequitur. Not relevant to what I said.
                Get your girlfriend or someone to read it for you maybe they can point out your misunderstanding.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >instead of rereading and just saying "oh, got it wrong, whoops!" you'll continue to insist there's a contradiction without ever being able to elaborate on what it is

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's tied to BG1+2 whether you like it or not. You could argue that connection is forced, but it's there. BG2 even had that unfinished illithid plot right in the middle of the city.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Your 2 argues against your other points.
          Not at all, work on reading comprehension. There is no disagreement between any one of those points. And no, the group of obese estrogen poppers you see here crying into their man breasts about RTWP and le hecking Bhaalspawn aren't the sum total of the people who know what Baldur's Gate is. I played the originals for example, and think most of you are extremely goofy homosexuals with extremely goofy made up complaints.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game isn't for old school Baldur's Gate fans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how a game that isn't about the baalspawn can possibly be Baldur's Gate 3
      1) By taking place in and around the city of Baldur's Gate
      2) Because the name "Baldur's Gate" means "DnD video game", and only means "Bhaalspawn game" to a core group of obese men taking a lot of estrogen and posting here too much
      3) The story is very obviously about Bhaalspawn and you can see it coming from ten miles away.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>170 hours of cinematics
    larian shills unironically think this is a good thing lmao

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've never played DnD so is level 12 alot? like you still get some super spells?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's low level. A high level campaign in a video game is probably not going past 16. Everyone basically agrees that once you go beyond 16 you can't even communicate the scale of abilities in this medium.
      The other 5E adaption launched with 12 levels as well. It's normal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Solasta latest DLC makes the cap 16 actually.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beyond 16 you can't even communicate the scale of abilities in this medium.
        Not true. The old infinity engine games conveyed the powers of a high level caster extremely well.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          different systems, 5E scales terribly past a certain point

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How so? BG2 literally let you stop time and clone yourself in combat

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              well you see, BG2 is on 2nd edition and BG3 is on a homebrewed version of 5th edition, and there is a large mechanical difference between those two editions

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't answer my question. The spellcasting is MORE powerful in BG2 and the combat scales just fine.
                You argue that the "balance falls apart" but you won't explain WHY.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because 5E literally isn't designed to go past level 12-15.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BG2 is the second part of a story. In BG2 you start at which lvl can somebody remind me? Also BG2 is AD&D.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In BG2 you start at which lvl
                7

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA
                The guidelines for encounter building written for dms in 5e are total shit. A player can punch far far above their recommended weight class because it's nu dnd where you're meant to win win win.
                This is mostly the fault of a design paradigm called bounded accuracy, where modifiers on the d20 are meant to be kept small.
                Players inevitably break out of bounded accuracy because of poor game design.
                Something no one wiill acknowledge about 5e is that feats are an optional rule, but are an optional rule everyone uses because your alternative is to just improve your ability scores every x levels.
                When you start stacking up feats with class features and magic items (all imbalanced or power creeped to sell books to players), player power rapidly advances past where a dm can confidently park a monster in front of you, because the players will either steamroll it, or you've had to go so far above the recommendations for encounters that you've made an unwinnable encounter and they all die.

                In theory, none of this matters in a crpg because the encounters can be fine tuned and the players path through the game is extremely deterministic. But why would larian try their hand at 5e encounter building in the zone where the game breaks down for even serious 5e tabletop dms?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The guidelines for encounter building written for dms in 5e are total shit.
                Not least because their create-a-monster table is fricked and only increases CR in line with HP bloat

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They should just do what Owlcat does and give every enemy triple their tabletop stats and a gorillion buffs

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not particularly needed to beat the game and ToB is full-on pants on head moronic as far as power progression curve goes

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >brings up a 2000 game when talking about a 2014 system

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Improved Alacrity
              >ZA WARUDO
              >Sequencer (Fireball X3)
              >Fireball
              >Fireball
              >Fireball
              >Web
              >Incendiary Cloud
              >Cloudkill
              >walk away before time stop wears off
              Yep, it's gaming time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Level 12 is about when 5E starts falling apart mechanically

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At level 7 you can send people to the shadow realm, teleport 500 feet, can ask a god about anything that's happening in the next week, can turn invisible and attack without dropping it and transform your friend into a dinosaur.

      At level 9 you can give an animal sapience, charm someone for a month unless they kill themselves, heal your entire party at once, permanently alter 10 minutes of someone's recent memory, get full party telepathy, telekinesis, scry across the plane and create an indestructible wall.

      At level 11 you can disintegrate a motherfricker, earthbend, summon an angel or demon to assist you, teleport across the plane and give someone 120 feet of truesight.

      People in the thread are calling this "low."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but the number isn't the maximum number so you're still weak

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        one of the big issues with this is that people like to multiclass. a guy who took 6 levels of fighter and 6 levels of wizard isn't gonna have enough time to get any of their good shit, certainly not enough to make it worth bothering with instead of going Eldritch Knight or Bladesinger. with 20 levels to work with you have a bit more room to do something creative.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >one of the big issues with this is that people like to multiclass
          Well, actually that's not an issue because multiclassing is for homosexuals.
          >with 20 levels to work with you have a bit more room to do something
          You say this, but people don't actually play to level 20 anyway. Most campaigns end somewhere between 8 and 12 and official adventure modules almost never go beyond 15.
          >creative
          That min/max build you saw online is not "creative."

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          5E doesn't really lend itself to multiclassing, for better or for worse. At best you'll have some dips between synergistic classes but nothing extreme like Pathfinder martials.

          And as people have already said multiple times, campaigns that actually go to 20 are vanishingly rare, and any "builds" you saw online that go that far are effectively theorycrafting

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You

        are

        being

        too

        obvious.

        At least try to fit in, shill.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a shill, I'm not even buying the game because of the troon shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you post on Ganker, you're a shill. Every marketing agency in the world is after the lucrative unemployed pirate market.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right, but is it finished?

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that
    >can't even play as a goblin or have one in your party
    >or any other monster races for that matter

    Don't give me that animation or voicework bullshit excuse either, if they're in the game as enemies they should be able to be party members.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure they'll add more races, but I do find it strange they kept it so close to PHB. They didn't even add Githzerai, Ghostwise Halflings or most Tiefling variants. And I didn't expect them to add Variant Human, but I thought they'd do something more original by adding individual Human subraces, since the Realms actually have different ethnic groups. I also thought they'd try to get Goliath in, because Critical Role. But nope.

      I'm sure they want to save stuff for later, but there's a ton of races in D&D, even if you stick to FR.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Variant Human
        How to get cancelled in 5 seconds

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >170 hours of cinematics
    cut it out, dont care

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 hours of NTRPG playtime
    >600 charm spells only male NPCs can learn
    >46 subclasses each with their own specific cuckolding scenes
    >two million words of cuckold dialgoue
    >170 hours of cinematic netorare

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody defending the level 12 cap is a fricking shill. You will not fricking convince me that having less spells, less class features and less progression is a good thing. Yeah I am so fricking happy I can only play half a class.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then don't play it? Not a single person is trying to shill that level cap as a good thing like DUDE YOU CAN EARN 11 LEVELS IN THIS GAME!! Frick off with your strawman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what are mods
      >what is an expansion
      didn't BG1 only go to like LV10, and then BG2 took you to 20+? i just assumed they'd release a sequel expansion in a year that takes us to Level 20.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one's calling it a good thing. The most that can be said in its defense is that 5E fricking sucks after 12-15, and that BG1 only went up to 8(ish).

      You're only screaming about going up to level 20 because you've been playing WOTR on a loop for the past two years and forgot lower-level campaigns can exist too

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but is bg3 marvelshit like their other games?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the EA is a lot less goofy than divos2 was

      you're afeared of those? they'll look like little pups when farquaad shows up

      isn't he the bioware autist?

      I'm going to murder Wyll and Gale as soon as possible. I will only allow women and my gay vampire friend in the party.

      i love being able to murder the party members i don't want. feels good
      gay vampire and wyll have died every time i've played EA so far and i don't plan on changing that for release

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Farquaad is the gay Hispanic obsessed with canon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >isn't he the bioware autist?
        no, he's a homosexual who spams whole threads of his gay characters having sex

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to murder Wyll and Gale as soon as possible. I will only allow women and my gay vampire friend in the party.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Astarion is pretty based honestly.
      He won me over when he approved and laughed at me interrupting Ogre sex.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >me interrupting Ogre sex.
        homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't resist opening the barn door.
          I had to see.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really like CRPG games but everything i have read here about this game makes it look like it’s gonna be the perfect combination of Prozac brained arrogant nihilism and shallow childish over sexualisation that i really really hate. Maybe i’ll get on sale someday.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and shallow childish over sexualisation
      Anon at least 80% of that is just shit anons make up.
      The equivalent of going into a Zelda thread and assuming let gets fricked in the ass by Ganondorf while Zelda and Riju are gang banged by Bokoblins in the background just because a few Anons all agree the cuckold sissification scenario they've concocted is hot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and the other 20%?
        see it’s not really the same because zelda doesn’t have sex in it at all, and i know this because it’s zelda. With this game, where as posted in screenshots in this very thread they are considering full sex scenes it’s far more of a sliding scale.
        people have already talked about how there are multiple poly amorous and homosexual characters who by nature of their sexuality and our current cultural zeitgeist are going to be undoubtably vocal about their life choices. So don’t throw that aspect of the impression i am getting out of hand completely.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every romance is playersexual so it's unlikely we'll get a Dorian-tier "my dad hates me because I'm gay :(" bit

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 hours of playtime
    >12 lvl cap
    >can reach 3 lvl in one hour (this is what I did in back 2021 before uninstalling)
    Yeah, sure thing.
    I guess devs simply multiplied the real playtime (of about 5 hours) by all the class-race-gender combinations they have.
    Because of course everyone will be completing the same five hours of beautiful and inspired larian-written content again and again, right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or leveling just slows way the frick down after like level 4-5 and power scaling comes primarily from magic items like in the tabletop

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You never played tabletop.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am literally in the middle of a Curse of Strahd campaign right now

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >5th edition premade shitventure for braindead normalgays that cannot muster enough creativity for a proper game
            Lol.
            You never played tabletop.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              we usually play other systems but one of the players wanted to try running something for the first time so we picked babby's first adventure

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then explain your statement, how exactly is your dm justifying the idea of slowing down the leveling?
                Because its entirely up to him (and you) to decide how you are going to scale, whether it be through leveling, items, achieved personal goals, wealth or social stuff.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you go purely off XP (like a video game would), leveling does indeed slow down quite a bit in 5E after level like...4, I think? Which is why no DM ever goes off XP and just does milestone leveling. But 5E is absolutely built around magic items providing the majority of a PC's power over level ups, and Larian definitely leans into that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the opposite actually. Magic items are optional.
                Player characters are intended to derive most of their strength from levels as that's what challenge rating is calculated against.
                You can absolutely frick a game by giving a paladin a magic sword.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                CR calculation is fricked anyway. And pretending magic items are optional is like pretending feats are optional. Yeah, you're technically correct but no one actually leaves these things out of games because they make a shitty, boring system slightly less boring and shitty.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, a skill issue of your dm.
                >Which is why no DM ever goes off XP
                Good dms simply don't use default enemy stats(xp rewards included) for encounters they design.
                But good dms probably don't play braindead systems like 5e at all, lol.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What you inevitably having to do in 5e is making puzzle encounters where players fight endless waves of zombies (they actually can fight infinite zombies) until they solve a rubiks cube.
                Or the big bad is invincible until you solve the riddle to lower the invincibility spell.

                If there's any of this shit in bg3 it's a fair indicator that the larian crew ran into the constraints of 5e like a brick wall.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All troony garbage

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >170 hours of cinematics
    That's not a plus.

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what the frick am gonna play, but i detest Gale so perhaps a wizard.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>600 spells
    There isn't 600 spells in 5e, let alone the PHB. This "600" is either a typo or it's counting every option that exists within a spell as its own spell (although, even then, I find it hard to believe).

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that
    >zero hype

    Oh yeah, they won alright.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima laughing his sweet and sour ass off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima's cinematics are just a video playing over the screen. BG3 cinemtics are interactive dialogue where you can even switch between party members for different actions outside of the dialogue itself. I like both Death Stranding and Baldur's Gate 3 but saying that both games have cinematics does not feel right to me since their versions of cinematics are so different.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 hours playtime
    >170 hours cut scenes
    >30 hours of gameplay
    movieslop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      forced story

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear, you people are fricking broken. You have been poisoned by ugliness worship from twitter if you actually see OP pic as a sex object. It's Dimitrescu all over again.

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >larian "humor" and "writing"
    Given that Divinity was literally, actually unplayable are hilariously had player dialogue written as if you were an actual NPC (third person narration), I'm pretty concerned about BG3. Larian is terrible at anything aside from gimmicky mechanics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOS1 was too quippy, 2 was a lot better already

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both Original Sin games are better than OG BG.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a larian cückold your opinion doesn't matter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are people on about when they say this? DOS1 was goofy, but no more than, say, Fable.
      2's writing was largely unimpressive, but I never cringed.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty good
    Not Baldur's Gate, though.
    >But here's Jaheira!
    >And look, we even brought back Minsc!! It's really him, look!
    have a nice day, morons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you frick Jaheira?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, she's just a videogame character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur's Gate was always the goofy casual of the old school. The Star Wars of Black Isle games. Larian is a perfect match for it.

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my science, are you telling me I have to skip through 2 millions words of dialogue?
    Video games are not movies. The less cinematics/dialogues/cutscenes etc, the better.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Larian won
    What did they win? A free buffet?

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    except they went woke so now people won't buy their game

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone shilling 12 level cap is below 6'0.
    >Y-Y-YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE 6 FEET TALL
    >H-H-H-HUMANS NEVER REACH THAT HIGH ITS DEMIGOD TIER
    lmao this is how you manlets sound like

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >y-you can't balance a dnd game around high level combat, bro
      *ignores Baldurs Gate 2, Pathfinder Kingmaker, Pathfinder WOTR, Planetscape Torment, Icewind Dale 1 and 2, Temple of Elemental evil*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of those are balanced, and only one of them is good.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >None of those are balanced,
          you don't play rpgs for balance
          >only one of them is good.
          all of them are good

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only one of them is good
          based Planet Escape enjoyer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >H-H-H-HUMANS NEVER REACH THAT HIGH ITS DEMIGOD TIER
      Did 5e squash levels or something?
      I remember all of the obvious self inserts like Elminster being lvl 30+ back in the day.

      >y-you can't balance a dnd game around high level combat, bro
      *ignores Baldurs Gate 2, Pathfinder Kingmaker, Pathfinder WOTR, Planetscape Torment, Icewind Dale 1 and 2, Temple of Elemental evil*

      Also nwn 1 and 2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        5E, on a mechanical level, stops working around levels 12-15. You have to homebrew enemies extensively to make actually challenging encounters since the RAW enemies (which are incredibly anemic at that tier to begin with) can't even hope to match up to PCs above those levels. There are no official adventure paths that go above level 15.

        For whatever reason, the system is simply not designed to go that high, despite rules existing for those levels.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did 5e squash levels or something?
        Yeah, probably, it only goes up to 20 I think?
        12-15 is already pretty legendary tier

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-casters don't get to be demigods in 5e though
      >Wizard at high level: manipulating reality itself and teleporting all over the place for fun
      >Champion at high level: waagh me strong and jump good

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are all the females fully modelled?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, there are datamined veganas with various sliders. Theres a mod to show it, but you need nsfw clothing. Underwear can't be removed, so it'll be sex scene only until sex mods roll in

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tradwife Lae'zel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heresy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boner lost

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tradwife
      >literally and unironically will only accept an open relationship with (you)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >will cück you
      >shes ugly as frick, a mutt
      waifu gays deserve a bullet, have no tastes, now kys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      la creatura

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to kill the demons on the ship?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's very difficult, but I managed only once. By utilizing the environmental traps and maintaining my distance from them. First I waited until the mindflayer dies by the commander. Once that happens he should be weak enough to finish him off. After he's dead pick up the ever burn blade and move to the front. Once the other cambions enter shoot the purple vats, it will leave a flammable substance in which you can shoot down bulbs which will explode.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they drop anything good? We just wanted the flaming sword so that's what we took

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not that I remember just some extra gold pieces. Extra experience points of course, though I don't remember the amount of either, sorry to say. I suspect that there will be more in terms of a reward when it fully releases. Don't quote me on that, it's just an assumption.

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>200 hours of playtime
    Like DOS 2, where 99% of playtime was a slog?

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    will beta progress apply to full release? in which case i can start playing now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have early access now you should be automatically upgraded to the digital deluxe edition at no extra cost. That will enable you to playthrough all of act 1 on July 31st. By then your progress from that save state should be transferable once the game fully launches on August 3rd.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but you get three days headstart on the full game if you pre-order.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL SHILLBlack person DEATH

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the most fun class in DOS2 to play? Going to play it before BG3 comes out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fighterman with a staff

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      water/air electro goon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      caster, either hydro/aero combo or fire/geo combo. anything that makes use of surfaces, clouds, rain etc. that's the coolest part of the combat

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >600 spells
    and zero high level spells
    enjoy casting your bless for the 10000th time, so exciting

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my most anticipated game of 2023
    can't wait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my most anticipated game of 2023
      >can't wait

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Shadowheart
    Sex with Lae'zel
    Sex with Karlach
    Sex with Minthara

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sex with Shadowheart
      >Sex with Lae'zel
      >Sex with Karlach
      >Sex with Minthara

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see that the mentally ill local schizo is back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Youre a schizo! Stop it! Stop derailing my beautiful thread I get paid by post and cant afford rent right now okay!?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >GOTY easily

        >redditjack

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY easily

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think so? Don't get me wrong, it definitely feels like it is quite ambitious and this is probably the only game I'm looking forward to this year. But when it comes to market appeal in regards to rpgs, crpgs aren't necessarily niche per se. They just aren't played as much compared to more streamlined rpgs as far as I can tell.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well starfield is gonna be a tough competitor but that only because everyone is cooming for bethesda jank for some reason. Only time will tell.

        if everyone filtered out 'shill' and 'larian' we could probably have a decent conversation about this game at some point

        I do not genuinely understand what makes some schizos flock to these threads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think so? Don't get me wrong, it definitely feels like it is quite ambitious and this is probably the only game I'm looking forward to this year. But when it comes to market appeal in regards to rpgs, crpgs aren't necessarily niche per se. They just aren't played as much compared to more streamlined rpgs as far as I can tell.

      >GOTY easily

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wasn't agreeing with them.

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if everyone filtered out 'shill' and 'larian' we could probably have a decent conversation about this game at some point

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does one computer illiterate do that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do not want to have a conversation.
      BG3-Threads work all on the same principle, as soon as people start talking about criticism you try to derail it or spin it as a positive thing.
      You just want to circlejerk about your subpar product.

      Well starfield is gonna be a tough competitor but that only because everyone is cooming for bethesda jank for some reason. Only time will tell.

      [...]
      I do not genuinely understand what makes some schizos flock to these threads

      >I genuinly do not understand why making the same thread over and over with aggressive viral marketing would make people hate me!

      A real mystery for sure.

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >170 hours of cinematics
    this seems way too much? or am i understanding "cinematics" wrong? doesn't it mean cutscenes and other non-playable segments?
    >two million words of dialogue
    again.. too much? i don't understand boasting about these numbers, it should be quality over quantity. larian games tend to have convoluted dialogue where they could convey the same thing with half the words.

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canadians are asleep
    >screencapgay is mysteriously absent

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