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BG3
So are people actually playing? This is an achievement for finishing the first introduction.
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Third-worlders are probably still downloading it
On my previous internet connection, that I had for like 8 years, BG3 would unironically be a ~5 day download (assuming I left it 24 hours a day). But I probably wouldn't want my computer running for 120 hours straight, or lagging the internet into being unuseable for that long uninterrupted.
So it's unironically a possibility.
Also I think zoomers were expecting Skyrim 2, not nerdy DND shit.
I'm on 1Gbps and the steam servers kept throttling yesterday, had to keep hopping servers to download it and still took 40-50 mins when it should have been like 5-10 mins.
>I think zoomers were expecting Skyrim 2, not nerdy DND shit
It's not nerdy it's literally gay ugly trash and doctor who scifi (gayyyy)
>Also I think zoomers were expecting Skyrim 2, not nerdy DND shit.
How? EA went on for three years. Anyone even remotely interested in it must've known that it's a DnD game.
It only exploded in public interest more recently.
Apparently there were people genuinely shocked Barbie was a feminist movie.
they don't buy in first place, Mr. moron
but anon, I am a third worlder
Third worlders are 99.9% of the BG3 audience? Weird flex but ok
>Third-worlders
>buying games
>So are people actually playing?
lol no, people wanted romance and bear sex but likely uninstalled once they realized they had to interact with its shit combat
Not yet, have work today and the download only finished with enough time for me to take a quick look at the creator
You did kill the Cambion commander on the ship, right?
I didn't bother because in the EA they changed it so he didn't drop the 2H flaming weapon anymore. Does he drop it again?
Yes, he does drop it in the live game
Shit. I'm already 6 hours in now.
FRICK
nah, I wanted the demon and mind flayer to kill each other
Frick no, I got him down to 30 HP and then his 2 butt buddies came into the room and killed the Mind Flayer, and theres as no way I was getting through 30 HP before the remaining 8 turns were up or before the Cambion killed my party.
I tried, but my guys could barely even hit the dude.
I even used the paladin accuracy buff against fiends but I still missed almost every attack.
I just went back in my save and did this but didn't get an achievement
are there really only three romanceable women and none of them are human?
Shadowheart is like 3/4ths human 1/4th elf.
>1/4th elf.
disgusting
why is everysingle character a fricking elf in this game?
romance Gale then
>none of them are human?
Good.
I was going to pirate it but couldn't bother. I'll wait a bit and see if it's worth it
when you crash on the beach and exist the ship? that's like 30-40 min of content max, wtf did 400k people did, jerking off in the character creation ?
WHY
DO
I KEEP
MISSING
ON THE FIRESWORD GUY
FRICKKKKKKK
i wonder if his stats might be better than yours
Because he has high AC, DR and you’re a shitter.
Just buff the mindflayer and let him do all the work :^)
Because he's level 8 and you're level 1.
stop trying to metagame and just play the game. nothing in the game warrants that level of min-maxing, "tactician" included
The game is over 120gb. It takes like 10 hours to download that much data. Wait until tomorrow.
And Steam is pretty slow at updating the global achievement stats.
>The game is over 120gb. It takes like 10 hours to download that much data.
t. lives in nicaragua
>tfw no image of a tanned aqua to reply with
This fricking boss is making me save scum like a FRICKING b***h
Blocked by the character creation boss.
They gave hundreds of thousands of keys to their own Steam accounts and then launched the game on all those accounts to make it appear as if there are a lot of people playing the game. It's all fake. The game actually flopped
I have yet to see anyone refute this tbqh
Because it's conspiracy theory tier schizobabble.
I fricked your mom and I have yet to see anyone refute that tbqh
I fricked your dad and I have yet to see anyone refute that tbqh
Is there a way to highlight interactables? Also, why can't I make my guardian a Dragonborn?
left alt
why the frick is it alt, everyone knows the "highlight interactable objects" key in rpgs should be tab
Alt but for some reason it doesn't highlight crates/boxes unless it has specific items inside, and the tilde key highlights creatures/people.
i saw some fish buckets that didnt get highlighted by alt
got some free fish
I wonder if this counts the EA owners because the game already sold ~3-5m before the game even officially released and maybe people haven't had chance to play yet.
CRPG players are autistic incels who probably spend 5 hours in character creator making their ugly foid self-insert
The CC barely has any options despite what the shill campaigns told you so that can't be it. You literally just choose a face preset, hairstyle and dick size
you underestimate their autism the amount of incels I see on here talking about how they spent 3 hours making a character
It takes time for steam to tabulate the user achievement data.
kino
Huh, having only played Magic I forgot that all that shit was from Baulder's Gate
>paying full price for a reddit game
Frickin yikes.
Everyone is stuck trying to figure out what character to make.
but the gam'es been out for like 20 hours
Exactly.
Shazamxirs... the number is rising again...
ouch, looks like it won't even break the 500k after all.
It's been rising steadily all morning (in burger time).
but how come 99% of the players can't beat the tutorial?
>but how come 99% of the players can't beat the tutorial?
the steam global achievement stats haven't updated yet, moron
>shazam have to say with a straight face that almost 500k is bad.
god this is so pathetic. I almost feel bad for you, almost.
It'll peak on the weekend, people still at work including me right now.
I don't even see people on Ganker talking about the game's actual content - every single BG3 thread I checked so far is some pre-release tier posting.
A lot of people are still in Act 1 even though we've done it a million times in early access there's all kinds of new shit.
Sorry chuds, I've already got the only two achievements that matter
>Got this by sneak attacking the same dude 3 times in a row and then starting combat somehow
Jank. Love to see it
I know people who've been hyped as frick for this over the last month or so despite never playing a CRPG in their lives. I really don't get it. I can only assume everyone in the world secretly wants to frick bears except for me.
I mean yes, just not like this game.
https://e621.net/posts/1397573
>tfw no bear gf
It's pretty obviously bots idling in the main menu paid for by the developers to make the game look bigger than it is, anyone who doesn't realise that is a moron.
Is BG3 a game a casual RPG enjoyer could get into? also, how much israelite propaganda is in this game? i've never even heard of the series until now.
yes it's literally made for normalgays and it's very pozzed
>It's very pozzed
Where? I have yet to be deluged with all this pozzed content.
you're a pozzed homosexual yourself so it doesn't register for you
You have to search for it, it's not as bad as DA Inquisition which had literally zero attractive female party members and a sub-Saharan African mage
I have no doubt it's there don't get me wrong but with the way Ganker is talking about it they make it sound like everyone you talk to is going to give you a 10 minute speech about trans rights or something.
It's D&D rules which means only the most autistic of neckbeards can even hope to enjoy it.
>It's pretty obviously bots idling in the main menu paid for by the developers to make the game look bigger than it is, anyone who doesn't realise that is a moron.
Trails Games have pretty high % completions, even for niche or 100% stuff. probably the highest % of the games i have seen at least
I liked Trails in the Sky 1 but the missables in that game are harsh and unforgiving.
I trade in many goods, i will take a look at this particular piece by dawn.
most games have something ridiculous like this, but i imagine a lot of it at the moment is purely just because release was mid-week, i expect that to change wildly by tomorrow
I'll check it out
>get evil boss to low HP
>she begins begging for her life and offering me power if I spare her
>[Paladin] Frick you evildoer, time to die.
Kino
Steam always takes a while to show proper achievement percentages for just-launched games.
Everyone is too busy jerking it to their futa in the character creator.
>no titty slider
I SLEEP
0.1%
moron:
Kill tieflings. Behead tieflings. Roundhouse kick a tiefling into the concrete. Slam dunk a devil-blood into the trashcan. Crucify filthy tieflings. Defecate in a tiefling’s food. Launch tieflings into the sun. Stir fry tieflings in a wok. Toss tieflings into active volcanoes. Urinate into a tiefling’s potion. Judo throw tieflings into a mimic. Twist tieflings’ heads off. Report tieflings to the Celestials. Karate chop tieflings in half. Curb stomp pregnant tieflings. Trap tieflings in quicksand. Crush tieflings in the trash compactor. Liquefy tieflings in a vat of acid. Eat tieflings. Dissect tieflings. Exterminate tieflings in the gas chamber. Stomp tiefling skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate tieflings in the oven. Lobotomize tieflings. Mandatory abortions for tieflings. Grind tiefling fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown tieflings in fried chicken grease. Vaporize tieflings with destruction spheres. Kick old tieflings down the stairs. Feed tieflings to alligators. Slice tieflings with a vorpal sword.
That's the 2nd playthrough anon.
OP got raped by Swen's BBC (big belgian wiener).
>from 450k, barely 40% got out of the ship
that's fricking pathetic moron
>only 40% of people played the game more than 30 min
>60% didn't even do it
kys homosexual
>Only 0.1% of people played the game
>Now it's 40%
Stop being a disingenuous homosexual
Can I somehow open inventory of multiple part members side by side?
tab
>game comes out at evening
>5-10 hour download for most people
>"hurr durr, why are people not playing!?"
It's WEF/Blackrock bots. They bought the game half million times to falsely prove that their investment into gaming was profitable.
It was advertising all along. No one is playing lol.
why does monk "second unarmed atack" not working, or something. with first staff that you have from the beginning
It's a seperate action on the toolbar
oh actually yes. but then i cannot use hail of strikes monk skill. but oh well anyway this second attack is okay thing
the hail of strikes thing is just a better extra punch that requires a Ki point and uses a bonus action (which the extra punch also uses), and you only get one bonus action every round
>human warlock
>7 and a half hours in
>only now reaching the blighted village
>shadowheart, the githprostitute and some mouthy mage
>killed wyll because his entrance was really fricking gay
>there's an unkillable lich in my camp
>kind of want to play a druid
>dunno if my choices are getting the best results for my character or not
>So are people actually playing?
I'm tempted to refund it. I thought this was supposed to be a fantasy game but there is no option for me to play as a funny woman.
Oh u
Quit after the 2nd combat encounter. The combat was incredibly confusing and took forever.
Is there any karma system or something like this in this game? If I start killing npcs will anything change in the story anons?
>check out the gameplay vid with the most views
>comments are full of zoomies and morons crying about how they've been "mislead" that the game isn't an open-world RPG with legendary loot farming, soulslop combat, and skill trees full of '+5% to X' perks
>Look up Baldur's Gate 3 Gameplay on Youtube to check
>See this
On the one hand, Youtube comments are always by morons, and so it's not representative of the average gamer. On the other hand, it's nice seeing zoomers get filtered by tabletop system designed for them.
captcha: gaynk
The achievements are always delayed by a bit, I've noticed this with previous games.
LGBT BLM game
Take a look at DOS 2 achievements and completion rate.
Normies love to buy hot shit but they don't play it.
The amount of people completing the game will probably be lower than DOS2, BG3 is just dnd homosexualry simulator with shit combat.
So every game ever?
I didn't look at every game ever. Have you?
I'll complete it eventually! I'm just paralyzed by indecision.
israeli game
the game is pretty fricking boring, and I don't like the Cthulhu rip offs.
>It's pretty obviously bots idling in the main menu paid for by the developers to make the game look bigger than it is, anyone who doesn't realise that is a moron.