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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My heart IS pure. PURE EVIL!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will the power of holy dick be able to redeem the evil drow this time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Minthara is highly religious and schizo. Chances don't look good especially because The Absolute doesn't seem to view you as anything besides either an obstacle against their goblin minions, or a pawn.
      Viconia was good at heart she just pretended to be evil because she had no one she could trust or rely on anymore until the protagonists breaks through her facade.
      Minthara kills civvies for shits and giggles knowingly and adoringly because allah akbar for The Absolute who will probably be an end game boss in some form or another.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Minthara is highly religious and schizo. Chances don't look good especially because The Absolute doesn't seem to view you as anything besides either an obstacle against their goblin minions, or a pawn.

        She can't be THAT religious if she's willing to discard Lolth so flippantly in exchange for this "Absolute".
        And don't blame it on the tadpole in her either. Lolth doesn't want to hear her excuses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Minthara is highly religious and schizo. Chances don't look good especially because The Absolute doesn't seem to view you as anything besides either an obstacle against their goblin minions, or a pawn.
      Viconia was good at heart she just pretended to be evil because she had no one she could trust or rely on anymore until the protagonists breaks through her facade.
      Minthara kills civvies for shits and giggles knowingly and adoringly because allah akbar for The Absolute who will probably be an end game boss in some form or another.

      Dont know why anyone would expect her to be anything less than pure evil.
      Shadowheart is the "I can fix her" girl in this game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s probably because you can frick her hard enough that she thinks it’s a divine message to call off the hit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's just a bog standard honeypot tactic for spies
          >uwuuu james bondsama I must kill you but you had sex with me
          >maybe I'm not evil
          >PSYCHE LONG LIVE KIM JONG IL
          >DIE AMERICAN DOG!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to feel about this bros, I liked the hairstyle options that were specific to a particular race and their culture, like that hair for example being exclusive to Gith men. Also opening up the floodgates for all hair options from male to female makes browsing through 100 different types of hair annoying.

    They should do twofold, make an option to open up all hairstyles like clicking "all hair options" like with skin color and eye color, and make an open scroll option to browse through all hairstyles to click the one you want.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how in skyrim it's implied he was a dark brotherhood assassin all along, and cicero in disguise no less

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NNnnno, Cicero doing that was just a reference to the fan, considering Skyrim takes places a few hundred years after Oblivion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Low IQ take that's been refuted like a million times by now.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Full release when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could wait at least another year, if not two. They are still "working" at act 1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh shut up they're working on act 2 and act 3 you just can't see it it's early access chud just like divinity 2 they're working on itttttttt

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    having a bard class makes no sense in dnd when you think about it logically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neither does fighter
      >hurr let me play as generic nameless npc hireling number 531 I'll conveniently die around lvl 5 when I become a waste of a party slot with a grandiose boromir death scene and then be forgotten

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fighter is the most popular class in any RPG. Keep seething dyel mage cuck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Fighter not supporting his Mage brother
          You sure you are a fighter and not some gay rogue?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And yet fighter party companions are the least popular class in all crpgs. That should tell you how the rest of the party sees you, you noisy cuck.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >And yet fighter party companions are the least popular class in all crpgs.
            That just confirms what I said, you idiot. Why would you take a fighter companion when you're already a fighter yourself?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's because the MC is the fighter already, as fighter is the real hero class.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fighter overtakes the other martials as highest damage per round at level 11, at least in 5e, when they get a 2nd Extra Attack
        Brainlet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fighters have, for a long time now, perpexingly, been the highest damage per round class in D&D and Pathfinder, I have no idea what your talking about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fighter pulls their weight imo.
        A properly level'd and kitted fighter can burst demogorgon to half health, provided all hits land which is easier than spells because no saves to worry about.
        But I don't put down my casters, no - they are essential. We prevail together.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And Demogorgon can burst down a fighter to almost 0 health even with their high ac or damage in a single turn if they focused them, while a caster could reaction teleport away. What's your point?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If your DM kills you, he's shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I agree with you to some extent, I don't think a DM should try to team-wipe on purpose but I also cannot stand adventures where there isn't any real danger and no risk.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I agree with you to some extent, I don't think a DM should try to team-wipe on purpose but I also cannot stand adventures where there isn't any real danger and no risk.

              I have never had anyone die before since it's so easy to get back up from 0 health.
              You really only honestly die in 5e if you want to die.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Try fighting the Gith goons in the Early Access of Baldur's Gate 3. You'll die faster than you can blink thrice over. Those motherfrickers cheat hardcore.
                >entire squad is level 6 or something when the level cap for your party is only 4, so each Gith can attack three times per turn, without shit like Second Wind
                >Shadowheart dies first turn
                >my Barbarian chad gets raped by the leader first turn as well
                >some other gith lobs a fire grenade then Misty Steps up to my sorcerer who has the high ground and shanks him all in ONE FRICKING TURN
                >GAME OVER

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about tabletop, of course it'd be different in the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did this fight earlier today holy shit Larian on on some bullshit with that fight I ended up having to camp the bridge and just shove them off.
                The leader is goddam insane for that stage in the game if you don't have hold person on her until you've managed to kill at least two of the others you just can't win.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. Literally harder than anything you fight in the Underdark

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Shadowheart dies
                Shit DM you should find another.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shadowheart dies in every fight, no matter the strength of the mob. This is the theme song that was playing in the background when the developers came up with her character and her gameplay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >One shot your dragon
                Nothing personal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >redditsave

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                das rite, you got a problem with that whyt boi?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The frick am I even looking at

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pile a lot of junk, use the thunderwave spell to fling it to the target from afar, kill everything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The game has mechanics for thrown objects causing damage. The player has dropped a shitton of weapons, crates, and other heavy objects that they carried to the spot overlooking that Dragon, then cast a spell which pushes people and objects in front of it away from the caster. All the objects fly out and many hit the dragon for a dozens of pips of damage, not much individually but enough to just paste the dragon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WTF, Thunderweave can do that? So far, I just love punting enemies off high places to their death using Eldritch Bolt. Gotta check this spell out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, we know batman can beat any opponent with prep-time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this is why larian RPGs are more fun than shitty RTWP garbage

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reminds me of the strategy to set up a billion traps under the dragon which drops Carsomyr, to kill him instantly once you engage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many things do not make sense in DnD. Best to handwave them and just enjoy it as a simple set of game rules.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't think logically about magic, tho.
      And the bard is less actual abrds and more a bunch of musicians that were really into studying until they learned how to "command" magic itself through words alone rather than mathematically like a wizard or naturally as a sorcerer.
      Bards kindly ask reality to do some bullshit and reality complies because that song was fire. But jsut like every other class, it's mentioned that those who reach enough power to become adventurers/heroes are quite rare.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DnD or fantasy in genersal? Fantasy, makes perfect sense to me. But it should be more of a consistent buff (which isn't conducive to DnD per se).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bards in D&D are moronic in their implementation because of WotC catering to shitters with their mechanics. It's a crutch for brainlets who can't allocate stats properly and just want the 'brrrrrrr mainstat go up' experience.
      Really, they should be INT-based casters like wizards except spontaneous, with the explanation being that all bards do is autistically collect and memorize lore so they always have loose spells prepared.
      5e went especially fricking casual in this regard since they get 9th level spells now. At least in 3.5 if you homebrew bard to have CHA scaling on their features and INT scaling on the spells, their spell list only goes up to 6th anyway, so there's no reason to go over 16 INT beyond extra DC. It makes for a way more interesting and rounded jack-of-all-trades character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would listening to someone sing make you stronger?
        >but its magic
        might as well just be a mage no?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's no mage class in DnD.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you want classic d&d, where the only classes were Fighting Man, Magic User and Cleric (eventually also thief)
            and the only alignments were Lawful, Neutral and Chaotic.
            Good luck, though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Meant to reply to

              why would listening to someone sing make you stronger?
              >but its magic
              might as well just be a mage no?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people can fart fireballs out of theyre ass, thats okay
      >people can sing and magically buff people, not okay

      frick off.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is paladin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stashed away on a larian database getting ready for next patch.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this game such a bizarre mix of realistic Bioware faces with ridiculous anime hair?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this bullshit gonna come out of EA or what

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      next year

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth playing yet? I'm a huge fan of the first two games, probably played them 20 times over the years, but I've held off touching this given its unfinished. I've run out of CRPG's though, so I'm tempted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Early access
      Don't bother.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The last panel two days ago showed an NPC losing his sword mid dialogue and then waving his hand around in a few fencing moves.
        I would wait if I were you.

        >Early access
        >The last panel two days ago showed an NPC losing his sword mid dialogue and then waving his hand around in a few fencing moves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The last panel two days ago showed an NPC losing his sword mid dialogue and then waving his hand around in a few fencing moves.
      I would wait if I were you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon this isn't baldurs gate. This is divinity 3.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please rate!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vanilla white male fallout lookin' guy
      Yeah, that's gonna be a big yikes from me dawg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you fricking assume he's male? No one mentioned anything about gender but you, chud.

        Looks malnourished.

        Xe's fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the devs never said "white human male"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They showed a picture in the tweet. It was a white human male.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People rolled the default character down to class and stats instead of customizing it even the slightest bit the most uncreative behavior possible in an rpg like this one and homosexuals defend it cause its a white guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But the default humans in BG3 are nogs, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They literally never said that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks malnourished.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How long on HRT?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that how you spell gorilla testosterone?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like willem defoe

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bards make more sense than sorcerors. You would think sorcerors would be performative "dance" magic due to charisma but they're just... I dont know actually. Bard magic is just song magic.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT GIVE ME A MOTHERFRICKING PALADIN ALREADY

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gnome is bad for bard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But scanlan though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Scanlan Shorthalt, some homosexual OC from Critical Role. Critical Role is shit, mainly because they get shitty Jennifer Hale on it, but the better voice actor is not invited (Mark Meer) atleast Yuri Lowenthal and Matt Mercer are on it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lol you actually watched more of it than me cause I never saw Jennifer Hale as a guest on that show. Way to out yourself as a hardcore critter.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Google, you dumb fricking homosexual. I didn't watch one fricking video of it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you didn't. You googled it at some point before this thread, and committed Scanlan to memory so that when he was mentioned once here you remembered it immediately and threw a fuss over it? You also decided it was shit not because of its californianisms but because of Shepard's voice actors? Sure.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being this much of a shizo. I was literally scrolling through the thread, quickly googled who that character was, told him and also said it sucks cause the only people worth shit were not invited even though he was a far better voice actor and 85% of players chose male.
                Take your meds, you colossal homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're accomplishing nothing by lying on the internet.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heard they unlocked the color pallettes. Can I make a shortstack goblin now?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty ass bards
    Yeah. I'm thinking I'm not going to pirate this yet. Wake me up when they add paladins.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is it taking so long to add classes and why do they make big announcements when they do? Pathfinder has like 1000 of the fricking things. Do characters in the game have tons of dialogue or are there specific quests about your class or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're too busy fricking around and filming moronic comedy skits.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The patch 8 looks fricking great so far.
    >bard
    >visual updates
    >better animations during dialogue and cutscenes
    >AI swarm so battles aren't as long (OwlBlack folk are seething as this was their biggest complaint tactic)
    >Gnomes
    >Elves are now uniquely animated
    >UI improvements
    And even more. But like, when the frick is the game coming out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But what about performance?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        also better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still early 2023

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe that for a single minute.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The way they talked about production on panel from hell made me think they are pretty close, 2023 is reasonable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elves are now uniquely animated
      Any examples?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They elegantly phase their swords into the Feywilds when engaged in conversation.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >protagonist is still silent
    Cringe

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of these classes should be in game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the absolute frick is this moronic table trying to convey?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What it feels like to have your brain sucked out by a mindflayer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Demigod is not a class you dumbass

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone wants Paladins to be added already
    >They add Bards instead

    Frick you Larian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The devs hate paladins because they know it's the class of choice for white heterosexual Christian men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Larian can't add paladins because it would be glorification of the first invasion of Poland by the Teutonic Order, and they would get in trouble.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody wants you cringe ass DEUS VULT XDDD homosexuals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bards>

      [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably trying to figure out how to properly add divine smite as it's applied after hit rather that as a buff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They sold me on Bard. I am going to play as one for the first time in an rpg, after my white male fighter playthrough, of course...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what kinda paladin are they adding?

      DEUX VULT Chads? Or muh sheboonadin dibersity holy ahtiest bullshit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's 5e so the latter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        try asking the question but without all the buzzwords

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >without all the buzzwords
          Where do you think we are? The moron can't even spell his happy paladin type

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally up to you and the oath you take
        some are implied to be religious, some are implied to be based on the person's own zeal

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take your bets on what class will be added last, Monk or Paladin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theyll probably add Paladin last, cause it's super popular (at least compared to monk)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey because paladins are unpopular with their target demographic.
      I mean what do you expect from devs that have a shitty devil music band that get pissy when people prefer Shakespearian sonnets over their crap, pardon my French?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monk if the final class comes with release, paladin if it’s the last patch before release.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Few people care about monks.

      So of course they'll be next

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It does make a degree of sense, given EA is ostensibly about bug fixing and refinement.
        The last patch before release is going to be the least played one, since fewer people want to be burned out before release, so having the least anticipated character class be part of it will make it a bit pointless.
        Paladins will help fix that problem since everyone wants them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just like all the companions are so shit because they're saving the good ones for release? LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      paladin because they know everyone is hyped to play it so they'll use it for marketing closer to release

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these wonderful new options to choose from
    >pick human male fighter again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one and only fantasy game that sold me on "human male fighter" was Diablo. And that's because of the subtext of the game: like all other warriors you're not supposed to survive to the end, and if you defy fate by doing so you will just make things worse.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you love Gnomes.
    https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=custom_udon

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there different body types now? Dropped the game when I couldn't play as a barbarian without a conan or amazon body last time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not for (You) but Larian's pet npcs can.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamnit, my bearded barbarian looks like a soiboi with the default body type

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry the masculine bodytype is reserved for Larian's gay bara druid.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Waiit a minute.
            I can mod it

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So do Bards want 18 Charisma or 18 Dex?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      18 Cha first, you are casting guy first and foremost. Maybe as a sword bard in the tabletop you could afford more dex, probably the same as valor bard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like she's a great listener.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no alignment system in this game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because alignment systems are shit and never implemented well.

      How good or evil you are shouldn't be determined by how many good/bad boy points you've earned. If you kill an innocent child, you're evil. No amount of donating bread to the homeless will erase this fact. Yet in every game with an alignment system, any evil deed you perform can essentially be erased by doing lots of small "good" things like donating bread and water to the homeless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My sword slipped, okay? That toddler shouldn't have stood there anyway. It's really his fault when you think about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If you kill an innocent child, you're evil
        What if killing one innocent child meant that two innocent children would survive, but refusal to kill the one child means the other two die instead?
        What is the evil option and what is the good?
        Do you sully your hand with one innocent life to save two, or do you choose not to participate and allow the two to die?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still evil. Alignment is rooted in deontological morality, not trolley problems. At best you can make the claim you were fated to be evil by tragic flaws of man, but you are still evil.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't these guys be running our of funding? I thought they said this game would release about 1 year after EA. It's already been 2 years and they're nowhere near done last I checked, expecting another year easily.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DANCE UPON THE STARS TONIGHT,
    SMILES AND PAIN WILL FADE AWAY.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 will officially be the worst rpg ever created if she is not a party member.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 will officially be the worst rpg ever created if she is not a party member.

      We're not getting here LOL we're getting the one horned dindu tiefling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's no longer a dindu, and she is confirmed to be your Barbarian hire for the party. I wonder who is going to be the bard, whether it's going to be Tiefling bard or Volo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          MOMMY SNU SNU BARB!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          one of the unfrickings of the decade

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit, so things do get better sometimes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit, so things do get better sometimes

            She got redesigned again for patch 8.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Frick, here is it in non thumbnail format.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Left fits better, right is cuter

                Right may be cuter, but left had character and has the look of a tough heroic woman. Right looks like a soft whiny player character with postmodern hair.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What a shame.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Frick, here is it in non thumbnail format.

              Left was perfect right is too moeblob uguu

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Frick, here is it in non thumbnail format.

              Left fits better, right is cuter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          one of the unfrickings of the decade

          Is this the same character? Horns seem the same but the scarring and the Black person hairdo are different.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn you're fricking stupid.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You seem triggered, anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the first version was only character creation parts as a place holder. The second version is unique assets.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cheers. So it was like one of her first designs? I didn't get to this Tiefling last time I played it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was definitely a placeholder, since she's got two horns. The character's described as being notable for only having one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't intended to be her design at all, just a place holder until the design was added. You could/can make the same character in the character creator.

                Important characters that use player faces aren't final designs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                is magic and gathering really in same universe as baldurs gate?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no it's just a crossover promotion. They did street fighter also

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                imagine getting Ryu's design so wrong, lol.

                motherfricker is one of the simpliest characters and they still fricked him up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >needs to attack with other creatures
                lol
                lmao even

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                technically yes, as MTG involves a multiverse where the main characters are the only ones who can Planeswalk between them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but no.
                Magic the Gathering in itself isn't one specific universe. It's numerous universes with the overarching story threads being planar travelers from these different planes of existence either banding together to fight something that will frick over everyone in all universes, or fighting each other because nobody has anything better to do.

                And since Wizards of the Coast owns both properties, saying that the two are in the same multiverse makes sense and requires zero work to change.
                Like you could have Jace show up in the next Legend of Drizzt novel so they could team up to stop Nicol Bolas from getting some new fangled Super Crenshinibon that's fueled by Wolfgar's eternal suffering and it's make perfect sense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why is DnD "owned" by anybody? It's so old it should be public domain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because public domain doesn't work like that.
                It's not "uh, it's old so it's public domain!", it's a little more complicated than that.
                Also it's not old enough to be completely public domain, the first rendition of mickey mouse just became public domain like a month ago, a full 80 years after it's first appearence.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because Disney kept stalling.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                works enter public domain 96 years after their initial creation, DND isn't that old

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anything that goes on in Forgotten Realms still has to go past Greenwood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Volo
          Volo is in the game? I though they'd add Minsc as the full fanservice character. I think he's alive during that period. Got turned into stone or something.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Datamined confirms that Minsc and that dumb hamster will be in the game

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not surprised. I even liked him in the classic BG, but adding him feels cheap.

              both are in the game. Volo has been in the early access since it released.

              I didn't get that far it seems. Only played with the ea for couple hours.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            both are in the game. Volo has been in the early access since it released.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she's barbarian
          >when her backstory and aiming a damn crossbow at you implied she was a demon hunter ranger

          ???

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you mod the game to let you play as her she also has unique paladin lines, it's a bit of a mess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >nu tiefling

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            see:

            Frick, here is it in non thumbnail format.

            is what she looks now (the right)

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any characters like Lohse?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my wife is filthy

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they change her again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am not an expert in DnD lore since I always homebrew everything I put in my campaigns, can drows canonically be redeemed to be good and cute or are they bound to be buttholes genetically?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get them to abandon Lolth for Eilistraee
        They are liable to get eaten by a horde of murderous spiders the next time they go to a cave however

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is a whole band of Drow who worship and follow Eilistraee who is technically supposed to be the Drow goddess guiding Drow to good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Drow can be redeemed because they are a product of their society and goddess than they are genetics like in Pathfinder.
        All Drow children are born with the capacity for goodness. It's just usually beaten out them by the time they're old enough to realize there's a difference.
        Most Drow that escape are men though. Since men are second class citizens and genetically weaker than the females in most cases and are more likely to rebel. Females have less reason turn tail because they're groomed to be hedonist matriarchs from a young age and life is awesome for them besides the backstabbing and assassinations and murders and matricide.
        Lolth is a hell of a drug and most of the Drizzt novels paint Drow society as a fricking sham that only exist to appease the whims on an eternal spider b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They also changed Gale too, he went from meek ordinary guy to gigachad pussyfricker of the goddess of magic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gael asks how he looks
        >still your same handsome self
        >thanks
        what a chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does everything he say still sound pretentious and obnoxious?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did they seriously make his chin and jaw broader to turn him into the giga chad meme?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah the current look is probably final

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to squish her cheeks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based sister in faith

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never thought about it before, but imagine how much fricking hair she would have if she removed the ponytail, I mean she still has all that hair, but it would look really funny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rapunzel-tier hair and 70s-tier bush

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          her vanilla hair is dumb

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's a brat not a mommy. That hair doesn't make sense.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SHEEEEEESH
    >these new gnome models are no cap bussin on god
    >the bard class though?
    >fr that shit is mid, no cap
    >barbarian is still brazy and the ability to smash chairs on people is litty my guy fr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still have no fricking idea what they were thinking with Vicious Mockery. What a piece of shit. Throwing a rock is better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, what's with his face? reminds me of adult faces copied onto children bodies in cp2077

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        motion capture was a mistake

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          your life is a mistake but you dont see anyone complaining do you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rude.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sorry

              kek, who hurt you, dude? are you a larian shill or what?

              you did, now pay the repayrayshun

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kek, who hurt you, dude? are you a larian shill or what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Face scanning and motion capture are not the same thing.
          It looks fine to me. As long as the elves dont look like the D:OS 2 abominations, we are fine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Elves in the Forgotten Realms aren't trees, so they obviously wouldn't look like elves in DOS2.
            I think DOS2 elves were cool though, it's nice with some different designs once in a while.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Those designs were crap. Its one thing to elongate everything and call it a day and another to start adding random muscles everywhere, because .... design?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >random muscles
                It's not random, it's clearly supposed to invoke wood/bark, because they're tree-people.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Muscles dont exist to invoke anything, they exist to push and pull. You might have liked it, I just wondered why.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll let you in on a secret: Muscles in video games don't actually do anything except invoke stuff the artists want them to. You can even skip muscles entirely and have moving skeletons!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fantasy anchored in reality is always superior, because it helps with suspension of disbelief.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Elves in Divinity are trees.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really? I think that distorted look is awesome. It got me interested in gnomes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i dunno, they look like moronic, scaled down humans with those faces.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They look humanoid but not human. They seem kinda like a distant relation to goblins. It's captured my imagination when I never gave gnomes a second thought before.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any "petite" romance options?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0nEveOe.jpg

      adoring fan chads rise up

      CAN I FRICK A GOBLIN?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is a stunning lack of gobbie waifu material in CRPG's and gaming in general. It's so demoralizing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can you stop being american?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only when you stop being obsessed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Obsessed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >some gay told me barbarian had dialogue options leading to a [cinematic pending] with one of the onlookers in the goblin camp after forcing the goblin braggart to kiss my feet
        >she just is really into having people kiss her feet and wants to know how it felt, but nothing else happens

        I got baited friend, don't ask this question.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is a halfling druid coming

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the reactions still shit?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does this helmet do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      none of your damn business

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Food for Gale.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to make you look badass, that's what

      >no barbarian
      What's the point then

      >he doesnt know

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are trans people love Baldurs Gate 3 so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice bait, here's your (You), now go away

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no barbarian
    What's the point then

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME SO BAD BUT EARLY ACCESS IS MAKING ME NOT WANT TO TOUCH IT FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just play Pathfinder, Solasta or Divinity, there are plenty of good modern CRPGs out there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've played all of them
        Some multiple times

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >check out solasta
        >see this
        no thanks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You customize all your party members so it's your own fault if they are all Black folk and women.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thats not the problem moron it just looks like shit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >playing crpgs for the graphics
              The absolute fricking state of you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I liked how you immediately defaulted to the graphics when i meant the art style you tard. But you are right it does look like shit in that regard too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just play it once to scratch the itch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a lot of content?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          About 30 hours if you don't go in a straight line to the end of the act.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just ignore the game till it releases and play something else. You're not a child with 0 self-control, right?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gog update out anywhere?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They added Lathander Cleric bros!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can I be a cleric of Loviatar and whip myself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But is Ilmater in?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best build for Bard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In PNP you go Variant Human and take Spell Sniper for a cantrip that doesn't suck ass. In BG3 I dunno use a bow or something.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel like installing it right now because its so huge, but did they add new hairstyles?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I play this on stadia on my tv, it's comfy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he bought a stadia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a free app on my tv

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we recruit that beefcake elf Druid yet? He’s a bara fantasy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In a perfect world Alfira would be a bard companion and Halsin would be a druid companion. Well, enjoy your cuck frog.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but frog is perfect tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would I ever want to sleep with the fricking frog

          duality of Gankerirgins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would I ever want to sleep with the fricking frog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does the frog still cuck you or have they removed it? I haven't been keeping up with development.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She flat out says she's not going to be exclusive.
          You only get cucked if you're dumb enough to think she's lying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Patch 9 should be Paladin + big body type

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's so hot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Elves such fricking Chads in BG3?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they made them like Tolkien elves
        D&D elves are supposed to look kinda alien, not just like human models, and they are too thicc as well, they should be skinnier
        people shit on Aerie's portrait in BG2 a lot but I think it's a perfect example of what a D&D elf should look like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't touched the game yet and I'm pretty sure it's not the case but this guy HAS to be voiced by Travis Willingham.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >even has chest hair
      >those bugbears
      sex
      Looking forward to the half-orcs and dragonborn.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has D&D5 fixed that thing where a wizard or cleric cast a few self-buffs and become better than fighters at fighting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in 5.E you can only cast a single buff at a time due to the concentration mechanic. If you take a hit while casting a concentration spell you have to roll to maintain it otherwise the spell fades and you have to cast it again

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bard is OP like Barbarian and Sorc
    How OP will Monk and Paladin be?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monk exists to put a few levels into before you jump to a real class. Paladins are clerics who don't know how to build properly so they need safety nets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very
      but i'll take it over balanceman's vision
      thank frick his game flopped

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont like Bard.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bard gnome
    the worst class and the worst race

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f dragonborn: no results
    They are in, Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kill me, I hate these frickers so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Red prince cameo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SKYRIM REFERENCE??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know, I can get why it would take time to make models and such for Dragonborn. But I don't understand how they can only add one race an update when almost all the other races being added are just humans with pointy ears or short or both at the same time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        something something skeleton rigs something something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They have to do voice acting for racial dialogue choices.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *urge to enslave intensifies*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These and half-orcs are gonna get the big body archetypes, I think. Can't wait

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any new pozzed characters I can have gay troony sex with?

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why couldn't they just call it something else
    do they have to taint absolutely everything with their shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more marketing power, stop crying homosexual. u dont own the ip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because wotc literally went to larian and begged them to do bg3
      an absolute reversal compared to years back when larian came forward and asked to do it and were laughed out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        divinity original sin 2 was huge for them, before that they just made low budget crpgs nobody cared about since the 90s and were constantly on the edge of bankruptcy.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this patch broke a lot, I'll just keep hoping for level 5 before full release

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=6366

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a minute, Jaheira is coming? Oh frick, I hope they won't ruin her. I always fancied her, since she was a headstrong woman, who also had a vulnerable side. She was loyal to her husband till the end, too.

      https://i.imgur.com/0nEveOe.jpg

      adoring fan chads rise up

      Are there any mods that make the customization more expansive? Or any mods really that feel "essential"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She was loyal to her husband till the end, too
        Yes, to her new husband who is absolutely and canonically not Bhaalspawn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wonder if they'll use her BG1 portrait as reference or BG2s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow that women does a good older Jaheira impression

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME THUNDERCANNONS!

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it done yet

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean Divinity Original Sin 3 right?

    It's made by the same company, and uses the exact same engine and d&d ruleset.

    It is nothing like Baldur's gate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats a good thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't keep making infinity engine games forever you know.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't keep making infinity engine games forever
        When there's
        >Pillars of Eternity 1 & 2
        >Pathfinder 1 & 2
        >Black Geyser
        >Tyranny
        >Serpent in the Staglands
        >Dragon Age Origins
        >Even Spellforce, if you count it since it is RTS/RPG
        No one says that it should run on the infinity engine. Other games were similar and did it pretty well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Infinity engine was incredible for what it did though. Compared to it, Unity crpgs are pathetic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So a good thing? Buying now

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so how does this game tie into the other baldurs gates?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really sure yet, Act 1 doesn't really tie into the first two very well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Duct type and super glue

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how many waifus are we going to get to romance?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would we need more than Shadowheart?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At a guess
      >Shadowheart
      >Min
      >Karlach
      >Lezael
      The latter Presuming you can frick the one bullshit out of her.
      Maybe the tiefling bard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jaheira, maybe her new husband has died as well and we can romance her again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jaheira is actually married to Halsin this time. Datamine prove it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe I can watch when he fricks her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jaheira, maybe her new husband has died as well and we can romance her again

          Jaheira would be an old lady by now, half elves don't live as long as full elves. Though I think druids get slowed aging at a high level and she did reach epic levels potentially so actually never mind, she could still be young.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >throne of baal is canon
            Jaheira is level 30 and destroys the cult of the absolute before you can get there

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like balding's gate

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone sell me on this game?
    What does it have over Divinity 2 OS?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing yet, wait until it's complete.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wizardbros, what school of magic are you going to make your Tav Wizard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish the game would be made for a party of 6 and I could have more party variety instead of feeling forced into 1 figher, 1 cleric/druid , 1 wizard/sorcerer and 1 thief

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i think someone made a mod for more party members in divinity so i dont see why they wouldn't do the same here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unless that mod accounts for the 2 whole extra adventurers the game would be made trivial as the game is balanced around a party of 4.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like conjuration but it doesn't have the best class ability for video game purposes, maybe they will alter it for the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >haste
        >bless
        brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          isnt bless a priest spell

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wizards can potentially cast EVERY spell in the game even bless, healing, resurrection, etc, (there is a whole subclass school for divinity spellcasters) as long as it's a spell that is able to read and be scribed from a scroll and not inherently a class ability.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I run a fighter/cleric in BG3? That's what I was when I played BG1 and 2 for the first time earlier this year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think 5e does dual classing so you'd have to do some kind of multiclassing instead. Early access only goes to level 4 so it's really not ready for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >multiclassing
        Gross. I guess I'll have to play paladin then. How awful.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many hours of gameplay can I get out of the current build?

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to play as a Half-Orc SNU SNU so bad bros and we most likely have to wait a whole year for them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gross, just play a chad elf instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't mind having an half-orc in my team. Especially if they were a barb. Easy advantage and extra critical damage?
      Why, yes, that sounds lovely.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I better be able to marry the tiefling bard or that one wienery one that you can make a bet with.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bought this months ago, never played. Should I go Druid or Warlock for the demo first time.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The little details that Larian adds to the game like performance and being able to lure a crowd of people throwing money at you is such a nice touch that I hope this game develops an online/multiplayer community like Neverwinter Nighters with homosexuals making entire RP server maps. I don't know whether a massively multiplayer server could be a thing that could be modded/included.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can make a somewhat attractive female Gith in character menu
    >males get only one barely passable hairstyle and all of the faces are aborted fetus tier
    >and this was after a bunch of patches
    When I told them I Wanted more hairstyles for the Gith, I didn't mean female hairstyles for all races and both genders, dumb European cuck developers

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally just a human chad with prosthetic ears and silly hair
    Elder Scrolls did elves right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      making your elves ugly simply for the sake of it doesn't make your universe any more unique from regular D&D or Tolkien-esque fantasy, Todd Blowhard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile, in the last good baldur's gate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure which way you meant that to be taken, but that looks godawful.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            zoom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing TES elves are really unique in a ton of ways, and their appearence is just one of the many distinctions

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me, or do Barbarians suck in the Early Access? At least the Beast class branch? Feels like it needs to be buffed majorly before full release

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got this game but I was going to hold off until it came out of EA, you know give time to iron out bugs and have some QOL mods.

    Its been fricking years now, will it be officially out soon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Its been fricking years now, will it be officially out soon?
      Son, they don't even have all the classes or races implemented and ph feats. You still got a bit.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you made sure to keep up on the canon stories for your favorite Baldur's Gate™ characters? It's very modern and does inclusive things like turning Cernd and Kivan into gay lovers!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with his head?

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone give me a quick rundown on Tieflings. Am I based or cucked for choosing this race as my character?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cucked. Tieflings arent human.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So, essentially, someone in your family fricked someone he shouldn't have fricked.
        Maybe a demon, maybe a devil, if you are very unlucky a deamon.
        Because of this, on top of looking weird, you are prone to sperg out when your second nature takes in.
        Other than that, you are the average human, just as I mentioned, with the chance of your lineage manifesting badly on your character.

        brb, starting a new game in EA real quick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So, essentially, someone in your family fricked someone he shouldn't have fricked.
      Maybe a demon, maybe a devil, if you are very unlucky a deamon.
      Because of this, on top of looking weird, you are prone to sperg out when your second nature takes in.
      Other than that, you are the average human, just as I mentioned, with the chance of your lineage manifesting badly on your character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was under the impression that Tieflings weren't all necessarily direct demonic descendants in modern lore, but more often descendants of groups of humans who had willingly served demons and were then cursed into having their allegiance writ plain by giving them demonic appearances, which their children would also inherit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone in your family either fricked a demon whether it's an Incubi impregnating your mom, dad was raped/fricked a demoness and you grew up in the Hells, or someone in your mother's side had demon blood ancestry or was planetouched and you suddenly popped out of your mother as a demon spawn.

      Most people who frick demons usually end up having their offspring be half-fiends which are inherently evil by nature like Cambions and Alu-fiends who are half-devils half-human, which is why people view your kind with hate or suspicion, your kind are the half-kind that turned out good or can choose your destined path.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are half elves still the best race?

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have these gays released the rest of the game yet or is it still only 1/3 finished?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are not going to go past act 1 in the EA. But you already knew that you disingenuous owlBlack person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dont know what owls have to do with anything but this game has been on my steam wishlist for 3 fricking years, and I want to know when the hell it's ever going to be out of early access IF EVER

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In case you are being genuine, the game will leave early access when the entire game is done. Larian EA is typically the first act on repeat as they add and tweak things for players to frick around with. That's why it's still full price even in EA, it's a glorified pre-order with beta access basically.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the game will leave early access when the entire game is done
            yeah ok and when is the fricking game going to be done? this shit """released""" on steam in like 2018

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              probably Q2 2023 if i had to bet money on it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >this shit """released""" on steam in like 2018
              2020 actually. October 2020.
              It's been less than two years.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if this is anything like divinity os 2 than its gonna be amazing at launch. i played early access dos2 and i hated it but the full game was a lot different and better.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which D&D race makes the best wife?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gnome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      elf

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looking for anons to start a new game with on patch 8 (bard) when the Mac version releases(soon apparently?)

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    has been awhile since I played BG3 last, has the performance improved?

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are they ever going to fricking RAISE THE LEVEL CAP
    sure theres no act 2 yet, whatever
    but let me fricking get to 5/6+ and dick around with more shit, why the frick am i still stuck at level 4, who the frick cares let me level up you dipshits, i dont even want to play the new stuff anymore until its higher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are u still replaying a demo moron. i got 50 hours and i only did a playthrough on the first patch and have no intention of replaying until full launch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because playing differently is fun?
        because you can drastically alter events?
        why do you replay any game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would u replay a game? its already conquered, i bet u sleep with the same women more than once u fricking weirdo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i wish anon, i wish

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm glad they've confirmed they're giving the custom PC their own plot relevance unlike DOS2
    was the claim that a non-gith PC was bhaalspawn's kid ever substantiated aside from the initial datamining

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >was the claim that a non-gith PC was bhaalspawn's kid ever substantiated aside from the initial datamining
      They should not do that imo
      Leave it a blank state or nearly a blank state with importance in some other way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm holding out hope that they retcon via "clarification" that absolute insult that wizards pulled on Chaarname.
      At this point I don't give a shit how, since anything would make more sense than the moronic drivel they spewed out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im sick of save the world and this big happening become a hero grandiose bullshit. just let me be a character in the world and give me free reign of what i wanna do instead of shoving some convoluted trash storyline down my throat. skyrim without ever touching the dragonborn main storyline is a much better game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hello, my name is Odin, and I like Slice-of-Life anime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice. I ended up playing with some friends as one of the origin characters in DOS2 and they played customs and it was pretty lame being the only one with a side story.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boot up a bard run
    >take taunt cantrip because of course you would
    >proceed to relentlessly bully the infernal commander while the mindflayer reams his butthole for me

    What kind of demon overlord lets a limp-wristed homosexual with a flute get the better of him?

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By Azura?

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tempted to fug the halfling companion when she comes out

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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