>BG3 is so good it's turning non-gamers into gamers
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>BG3 is so good it's turning non-gamers into gamers
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cute chudette. my gf doesnt like vidya but she likes to watch me play vidya and watch tv while we sit on the same sofa. she mostly only likes watching the dialogues when i play
Its TRUE because it's on reddit
>redditjak
>she
Animal Crossing New Horizons
Breath of the Wild
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
BotW not really. MK8 kinda, ACNH without a doubt. ACNH is probably the best example in all of gaming.
Among Us
Fortnite
Free Fire
Fall Guys
that's a man
No Adams apple. You suck at transpotting.
>No Adams apple
You know there is a surgery to "shave" the Adam's apple, don't you?
It can perpetually frick their vocal cords but they don't care, as long as they can try to fool other people they're females.
You can also do the swallowing motion and your Adam's apple stay temporarily more or less "hidden".
>You know there is a surgery to "shave" the Adam's apple, don't you?
No, it's not, trannoid
Sunken post fallacy.
not a troony.
>t. expert troony layer
Obviously it is reddit
get your trandar fixed
anon, not every random woman you see on the internet is a man. You need to calm down.
holy frick someone didn't dodge that artillery shell, he caught it. That thing looks like it has "migraines" in bed.
fricking kek
what this mean thoughever? she doesnt put out?
Yeah exactly, she looks like the stereotypical, stuck up c**t wife old boomers made comics about. The ones who think blowjobs and anal are for special occasions and rewards, basically using sex as a controlling mechanism, the ones who rode the wiener-carousel and then settled for a R*dditor-provider-type of beta homosexual.
>a R*dditor-provider-type of beta homosexual.
It must be weird living in a world where you believe 90% of humanity uses a single website.
well the the guy in the op pic is literally using reddit so... weird thing to get pedantic over. struck a nerve, b***h?
Kys Black person
Yikes.
Redditors will take pictures of their monitors and post a title with a made up sob story just to get upvotes. He probably never had a wife in the first place.
holy mother of pog is that a female playing video games?!?!
She doesn't like video games she's playing it for all the homosexualry
>Introducing more normies into gaming
Yeah great, that worked so well every other time.
>normies
Ironic post by you
my wife and i hid our video game power levels from each other until a year into our relationship. she's a hot latina that looks exactly like the kind of girls that laughed at me for liking video games in school, then i find out she's like a frickin lore archaeologist in video games, wrote all her own notes and theories about dark souls, ocarina of time, and majora's mask. top tier dork, and she was mortified when i found out,
>writing notes for shit easy games like dark souls and typical named slop like ocarina of time
b***h is lying to you big red flag get out NOW
the zelda ones are journals dated back to 2001, so it would be weird to make a plant dark souls one. plus we've been married for 4 years, which well into "i'm not shaving my legs in the winter" territory.
im glad u and your boyfriend are happy
please tell me you don't think women have body hair.
ask your husband to play co-op with you later today
>dark souls
>ocarina of time
>majoras mask
Dude that's all basic b***h shit dude. Every girl "likes" Zelda and Dark Souls.
>Baldur's Gate 3 is for non-gamers
Yeah, I figured. Also all these "gamers" will drop the game once it's no longer "viral" because they won't have a point in keeping it up anymore.
>Why aren’t you autisticly playing bg3 for a decade like I do with Skyrim?
>my wife
>wine bottle
Yeah, more like "I played BG3 for 9 hours"
nice facial profile homie lmao
That's a man, baby!
she feels represented
Search for his username on dead bedrooms.
It's not that i don't think women can enjoy video games, i just think they should not be allowed to
>shitty, narrative driven movie game attracts femoids and zoomers
Literally the only proof anyone needs to know that this is irredeemable garbage. Its like flies on shit.
>narrative driven
And that's a bad thing in an RPG why?
It's an RPG, focus on narrative is the point since completing the game requires you to finish the narrative. You're lack of wisdom on this shows us your age, as it seems clear you've never played any classic CRPGs before. Secondly, I dare you to boot up tactical mode and tell me it's a movie game. Please. I'll wait.
if the narrative is important why does every single party member ask you to have sex with them
that ruins any attempt at a real story.
Larian should patch in a gay toggle, but God only knows what kind of outrage that would cause.
They should just ask you your orientation (straight, bi, gay) when you create your character. I don't want astarion to behave creepily around my character
>I don't want astarion to behave creepily around my character
you voted for lefties in power now enjoy your homosexualry and trannies
Astarion is the only character I'd accept being immune to the gay toggle, because he's so blatantly a gay and he relishes being a creep. I don't mind Astarion creeping into my sleeping bag and needing to be shooed away, but what I don't like is all the other dudes suddenly getting insatiably hungry for wiener because I simply wasn't an butthole to them. It's like the opposite of the Isekai tropes where a spineless homosexual is polite and pussies get drenched.
>blatantly a gay
>also playersexual
Idk about that senpai
You have to flirt with them to get them to flirt with you. The only character who has come on to me unprompted was the moronic frog nazi girl, and that was only after I slaughtered an army of goblins and their leaders.
My mom has been playing it while my stepdad watches. I went to visit them this weekend and saw that they had two office chairs pulled up to the desk in the computer room lol.
She looks disgusting. My wife will always mog these western degen prostitutes. 🙂
>incels are... LE BAD!
That's right!
i can smell that soi cuck attention whoring from here
>implying someone who does not like video games would play a fricking crpg of all things
That's a man
>wife
that's a man
>So simple and barebones that even some random roastoid loves it
Guess who's not dropping a single shekel for this slop?
>look like a femcel
>reddit screenshot
have a nice day OP
>astarion in party
>wine glass
you just know
That's one of the powers of turn-based gameplay. It's the opposite of braindead but you're the one dictating the pace of the game. So it's very accessible.
>controller
>on PC
pc bros, why?
Cause normalBlack folk are moronic
Some games were designed for a controller and work better with one, but not crpgs though.
>Some games
Yes, racing game
>b-but
Nope, everything else is superior with KB+M
Dark souls kb+m? Masochistic. Yakuza devs told me real Yakuza play with a controller tho...
>Masochistic
Where does this meme come from, I had no issues with both versions of DS1 and DS2 and DS3
Why are you poor? Can't afford a controller?
My keyboard costs more than your controller, bud.
so you can buy an overpriced mechanical keyboard with gay ass switches buit can't afford a controller? Sad lmao
For me, it's laziness. My choices are playing in bed with controller, or sitting on the floor to use K&M. A desk would crowd up the room too much.
Elden Ring was the biggest topic in the world for several months and had celebrities, politicians and even Elon Musk talking about it.
she looks cute
I love girls with pale skin + black hair + dyed strands
god I wish I had a gf like that I am so lonely
>reddit threads taking the place of twitter threads now that elon shat the bed
Peace was never an option.
All of /misc/ are reddit tourists.
BG3 is a game for women and homosexuals.
And if you; play it, you are a woman or a homosexual.
you have never been in the same room with a naked girl.
80% of men have never been
not an argument fatso
Any sony movie game and david cage games
so games with a lot of story and little in the way of gameplay
bitches love detroit become human
>childless alcoholic is now playing video games
Wow.
I fricking hate normalgays so much.
It's not even that they fall for """hype""" for products they don't normally care about. Let them fricking consoom, I don't care.
It's just that they will run everything into the fricking ground. Something is popular?
>HERE LOOK MY WIFE PLAYED THIS GAME FOR 9 HOURS!
>HERE LOOK I DID A COSPLAY OF IT
>HERE LOOK I'M SO HYPED FOR THE LAUNCH! I'VE GOT MY SNACKS READY WOOHOO
>HERE IS MY PRODUCT THEMED GAMING SETUP FOR THE UPCOMING PRODUCT
>HERE I'VE 3D PRINTED CUSTOM THING FOR THE UPCOMING PRODUCT
>HERE IS THE ROOM I REDECORATED IN CELEBRATION OF UPCOMING PRODUCT
>GUYS THE PRODUCT IS SOOOOO GOOOD SO INSTEAD OF PLAYING IT I WILL TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF WITH IT
Like, okay, a little hype is always fine, but these absolute homosexuals will just run it into the ground. Yeah, I'm excited for the upcoming game, but if you just talk about it non fricking stop 24 hours every day, it gets fricking old
see
Yeah pretty much, it's like they only wanna play a game to be part of an in-group
You're literally on an imageboard about videogames.
The only people who get to even use that argument would be the ones who don't post at all.
Have you not considered getting off the computer instead of reading repetitive posts that make you irrationally angry?
"""wife"""
this thread is reaching levels of seethe that shouldn't be possible
>woman with glasses and green colored hair
>doesn't like video games
ok lol
>sitting by a PC but using a controller
>to play a fricking CRPG
>wearing a headset with the mic out
>drinking wine in the middle of the day
What a fricking horrible picture.
She could be playing co-op with the bull.
Playing a CRPG with a controller should be considered a significant indicator of mental illness.
>Balder's Gate 3 shills are redditors
Not surprised and I'm not buying this slop
KYS OP
And what's so good about it? All I see is picture of people supposedly playing it.
Holy shit, a real Chudina
Anyway, why are modern city women so samey? All drink wine, all have fish mouths, all dye their shitty hair, all look pretentious as frick, etc. So boring.
The nerd to troony pipeline is quite the spectacle
BG3 is going to be the new "normies latch onto a sequel from an older series and make it like its some new concept from Source consciousness". I feel like Skyrim people blown away by the mere concept of an open world rpg. Fallout 3 people ironically love old timey music and every old building looks "like Fallout" to them. I cant think of any others but Its going to be like that. Ready for the 10k videos of "WHEN YOU PLAY BALDERS GATE AND ITS NOT YOUR TURN TO GO YET XD!!!!!1"
Women play:
>The Sims
>Animal Crossing
>Stardew Valley
This tells me how worthy of my money this game is
>playing with a controller
confirmed fake, or playing on journalist mode
the controller scheme for this game is pathetic garbage with how shit it is to manage inventory and abilities
>bg3 is literal normieslop like fruit ninja
kek
Oh yea having to be drunk to manage crpg's and their shitty gameplay; quite a non-meme actually
you are a worthless moron shill
>Baldur's gate is so little of a game that even people who don't play games are playing it
lel
>that ugly doomer nerd face
>not a gamer
lol she's more of a gamer than most of Ganker
You cannot wear that headset for 9 hours, the heat and pressure would be too much.
They're over ear, not on ear. I've played for 12+hrs sessions using similar ones. They're nice and soft and don't really bind or press at all, just comfortably rest on your head. I can't stand on-ear or in-ear, it's like 20mins and it feels like either my head is being crushed or there's something alive and squirming in my ears.
My wife refunded it because she hated the gameplay so bad.
The trannies have basically won, morons can’t differentiate ugly biological women from them anymore
Ugly women may as well not be considered human, like trannies.
The least trooned out BG3 gay
>wife
yep, that's the target audience
Is this some boring ass turn based slog like divinity original sin? That shit was so tedious i stopped talking to the guy who talked me into buying it
she would be an incel if male with these genes
But it will never make you a woman, OP
She liters looks like the Chud meme and she’s a woman. You can’t be any worse than that.
>Playing carpigs with a controller
Holy christ women
>wine
of course
But they are not wrong
Take a good look.
This is what female coomers look like.
This thread is a falseflag by trannies so they can post screenshots of it on twitter going
>”LOL THE CHUDS THINK AN ACTUAL WOMAN IS A TRANFOLX”
As well as advertise BG3 more
I don't think anyone cares about Ganker
Its not 2006 anymore grandpa
Exactly
Yep. Ganker is normieshit now. So everybody cares about it.
There's like other 10 guys that post here everyday, I am 3 of them
>wine bawd
Nice. That porn game will get her all bothered, no doubt be begging for a pounding by the end of her session.
>Implying playing video games for 9 fricking hours straight is a life goal
>turning non-gamers into gamers
That's not a sign a game is good that's a sign a game is bad.
come to the thread to look for exactly this comment
every single game that is picked by by """non-gamers""" has proven to be the number one indicator for absolute trash slop with no depth
as a dnd game it has depth due to the game mechanics alone. Story idk but the gameplay has tons of nuance and attention to detail like totk
>5e dnd
>nuance and attention to detail
Well more than a jarpig or average game normies play so there is that at least lol
>more than jrpg
jrpgs are not rpgs
>more than an average normies plays
5e is the average normie ruleset, and it's the shittiest TTRPG ruleset that was ever made
>Reddit screencap thread
Go back there you obnoxious homosexual
As a fellow incel I can say with full pride and conviction that I would rather be a lonely virgin than break and commit to that ugly piece of shit. Doesnt matter how good the pussy is
We're all proud of you, anon. Now get over here and sit on daddy's lap.
This but unironically, he's better off single than fathering some bawd
Baldurs Gate is trash. All of them. Boring drivel. D&D is dogshit too. Go to a fricking casino and roll dice instead fricking literal children
Game's combat is literal shit. Turn-based combat makes the game fricking slow and at the same time it doesn't have anything tactical going on for that matter.
I despise this shit so much it's unreal.
looks like the chud meme but with long hair
>name a game like that in the past decade. you cant
Nintendo wii?
Like it wasnt the point of the console to make people that never play games before give it a try?
>Chudette
Billions must game
"non-gamers" also flocked to the harry potter game
guess who dropped it after 2 to 3 classes and one or two dungeons? That's right, all of them
This is going to be a problem unironically
your posts are always bad
My gf has started browsing reddit and it's sad how many posts are stolen from there and pasted here. This really is fricking redditlite.
>My girlfriend
This is the problema you are a reddit Black person who falling in the reddit meme of Ganker is the anti reddit, when is not. Ganker is just a board we are not exist like a alternative of normie social media on internet, we were before that shit. Reddit tourist bring here their culture infecting the popularion of anons.
>BG3 is so good it's turning non-gamers into gamers
>https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/15k7lha/pov_my_wife_who_doesnt_like_video_games_has/
Based
Baldurs gate 3 goty
>I just found out my wife never went to bed last night because she has been playing this game. I thought she came to bed late and then got up early to play the game. I think she’s been playing for atleast 20 hours with like 5-10 minute breaks every hour or two to tell me what she likes or found out about the game.
i wonder how many of the slop-accusers have actually allnightered a game they like on release
>weed
>ashtray
>wine
>vape
>controller for crpg with keyboard in front of him
>ultra wide curved monitor
>flame moronant walls (poorgay apartment dweller)
So many red flags
What is this?
Tennis racket?
What is the gameplay like? I've seen exactly one gameplay clip of some dude stacking boxes, and it didn't look fun.
For a game witch such high response, there's no info shared about it besides photos of morons on the character selection screen.
It plays like Divinity
Have you made any effort to look up any gameplay, or is your entire world shaped by people on Ganker?
Ganker and X, none have provided gameplay
That looks awful, no wonder they are only sharing their custom character and nothing else
What game do you consider good?
Games that don't rely on outdated mechanics like turn based crap
I think the best way to get the point across would be to call it an open world strategy rpg.
Genuinely not that fun. I've been playing games for years and I just dont see the appeal with this game.
It's the same shit with cyberpunk. I think idiots are just drawn to shit because media tells them to and because their sheep they do exactly as told and dont think for themselves.
It's like playing super modded skyrim but without any of the fun or enjoyment those mods bring. You can build amazing homes thanks to mods and spend days/weeks perfecting a base. In this game it's just ugly characters who take off armour and their nude
webms of turn based games generally aren't fun to watch
The game has over 100 hours of voiced/mocapped interactions.
people dont want to watch characters standing around talking to each other without context either. plus they dont want to spoil each other.
its pretty obvious why an isometric turn based rpg would not have alot of webms compared to say elden ring or GTA. that doesn't mean nobody is playing it.
I know this is a bait thread but my friend who is an MMO junkie and ONLY plays WoW for the past decade and drops other games within 10 hours and never plays again has put 27 hours into BG3 so far and looks like he is going to keep playing. Genuinely surprised the hell out of me.
BG3 is basically the same as those cheap romantic novels with muscly shirtless dudes on the cover. Of course women who are in a sexless marriage will like it.
Sex is not taboo, sex is part of life. If you can't handle human anatomy or mating in your media, you should fricking have a nice day already.
>woman that "doesn't like videogames"
>letting her beta wallet buy moronicly overpriced hardware instead of 100th pair of shoes
>playing said games at all
>on pc with controller
reddit really buys into the most moronic bait if it fits their echochamber
Women think it's Game of Thrones. They literally have no minds of their own, they just hone in on what's popular and CONSUME. My GF thinks Stranger Things is absolute dogshit, but she still forces me to watch it with her because "couples do things together" so essentially guilt tripping me into suffering alongside her so she can chat about some shit show she doesn't like with people at work she doesn't even consider her friends.
if this b***h doesn't like video games then she most definitely isn't playing Baldur's Gate 3 as this game even in the lowest difficulty requires some knowledge and skill
this isn't one of the moviegames that any normie can launch and "play"
Farmville.
ITT: bearbroken seethe gays complain about the game of the decade
>GotD
But no one mentioned TotK before?
I don't quite get the seethers. A CRPG is as hardcore as gaming gets, and an independently produced one doing this good is amazing news. Are the seethers unable to pirate, if it's about the $60, or are they tendie-only gamers, or what?
Not surprising, that's typical women.
Girls when there's a new satanic game that features vampires/werewolves that they can romance. It's literally what they're into
Vampires, werewolves, billionaires, surgeons and pirates
>good
Orthagonal to why they're buying it.
They're buying it because they can make a rainbow freak that flatters their politics in the character creator.
Then they play it obsessively because it lets them do rainbow freak things constantly.
It's just another skinnerbox, only for woke people this time.
the harry potter game
even my sister 100%ed that, had to give her my old PS4
>reddit game
>reddit posting
>reddit spacing
Reminds me of looking through my sisters Nintendo Switch game collection and she had Animal Crossing, Botw and Minecraft. People really do only do things because they're popular.
reminds me of zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam if u download today
sooo many girls play that it's ridiculous like half the server at any given time, never seen that before
skyrim
It's the dnd game. It's purpose is to get dnd lovers to play a vidya.
Don't expect people like this girl to suddenly jump into gaming because a digital dnd campaign caught their nerdy little eye.
Another reddit troony thread about womans, only troons are obscesed with 3dpds. The day we finally have 2Ds wife, troons will kill themself because nobody want be with an ogre woman and their even worst imitation.
>name a game like that in the past decade. you cant
too many
>PUBG and fortnite
>that "sus" game
>fall guys
>witcher 3
>cyberpunk
>CoD infamous for it and keeps doing it
it gets easier once you realize that publishers need EVERYONE -- including people who don't play games -- to buy their AAA game just to break even.
why do you think more money is spent on ads than the cost of actually making the game? the name of the game for AAA releases is pure hype whether warranted or not in order to get johnny-and-jessie-non-gamer to buy it.
and, yes, that entails things like dumbing the game down, but that's a whole different topic.