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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    was your intent to create an ugly woman?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, I spent an hour on this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you spent an hour inside a character creator that works off a few shit options instead of sliders?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        BUILT FOR BBC (Big Bear wiener)

        YWNBAW
        FRICK OFF TO REDDIT

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick you, I spent an hour on this.

        why didn't you make a man to play as as a power fantasy? like your ideal self?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why didn't you make a character to play as as a power fantasy? like your ideal self?
          he did, what are you talking about?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not your fault for wtv reason larian models just dont work

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you just wasted your time buddy, she looks like shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you spent an hour inside a character creator that works off a few shit options instead of sliders?

        I was gonna say, is the character customisation really that detailed that anons are spending ages making their characters?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry bro he's right she uggo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate this hairstyle. She's ugly besides the hair though. You suck OP. Get it together. Seriously re-evaluate your life.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick you, I spent an hour on this.
        Never did EA because thats a moronic thing to do for a story-driven RPG. This took 10mins tops going in blind because its all presets. The only tricky part was getting the eye makeup to blend correctly so the eyes don't look stupid.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's hot. How big is her wiener?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          cute and made for yuri with shadowheart

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >controller

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butt-chin Bertha

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT FOR BBC (Big Bear wiener)

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    heres mine

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valdur KEKs still coping it is hilarious they got so assblasted by this board it broke them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bear Force One reference? On MY Ganker?? Based

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she's about to lecture me on her preferred pronouns.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    aloy tier manface
    troon haircut
    nah i'm good

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking there's anything gayer than sucking Todd Howard's dick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking there's anything gayer than sucking Todd Howard's dick

      Starfield is in no way shape or form any better than what Larian is currently offering. Enjoy your trojan horses, homosexuals.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the women in BG3 are better looking than the ones in Starfield

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sjw aircut
    >split chin
    >weird veins
    >sjw over pierced ear
    >male jaw

    jesus christ Anon, do you really love trannies that much?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't you check catalog, there's like 3 post your character BG3 threads already up.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me you just hit randomize a few times

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    leftoids can't even looksmax correctly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the correct ratio according to incel research?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://magnumworkshop.com/chin-to-philtrum-ratio/
        It's 2.25 for men and 2.0 for women.
        Some men with very Chad angular build can look good up to 2.6 but 2.8 on a woman is ftm-since-age-8 tier.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw almost the perfect ratio
          Now I just need to grow at least one feet, regrow my balding hair, widen my narrow shoulders and I can slay pussy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't say I've never learned anything on Ganker now

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            On Ganker, you're guaranteed to learn at least one thing

            That one thing is the depth of human moronation

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you sir i shall keep this for character creation games.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/TheSphereHunter/status/1687229701129908224

    troony GAME.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      their only joke, sex. that's the joke from trannies, it revolves around sex. no wonder Ganker is full of them

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You chose the butt chin?!

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have every option in the world to put the wrong genitalia on the wrong body but not a single normal hairstyle

    Every character I make looks troon adjacent

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me speak to the manager, shitlord

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a woman.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >off the ship for the 10th time
    Frick ;_;

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay how about now?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm convinced you're actually a woman. Maybe in your 30s.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No women on the internet. Only men. But now those men are pretending to be women

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Discount Ciri, looks fine.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just get real Ciri

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            its just Shadow with white hair

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        British

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a lot better.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        SJW haircut for modern autistic "women" who pretend to be punk girlbosses. Go frick yourself out of ten. You deserve this shitty woke game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like a homosexual in the closet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SJW haircut for modern autistic "women"
          Its a traditional Scandinavian haircut you shitskin moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, not bad.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        loudspeaker.jpg SEXOO

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked your original more. I have thuming for that side "cut" thing and arrogant b***h faces.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOT

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that supposed to be He-Man or Ultima's Avatar?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking more blonde Robbie Rotten

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he bought?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*
      Holy mother of cringe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Character creator isn't so bad if you can at least bogpill yourself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >activate it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ISEKAI MICK JAGGER????

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bogpilled

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a very millennial mom.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you playing as a woman??
    >here's my Tav and guardian b t w

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone help me, i can't get past the character creator, i just keep making hot girls and taking their clothes off then fapping. its been about 3 hours now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its been about 3 hours now.
      Is your post nut clarity circuit defective?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I coom, then I start messing around with who I actually want to play, 20 mins pass then I start making girls again, and then it starts happening all over again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coomer stuck in a loop of his own making
      why's this so funny

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman
    Terrible job.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is head 6 the only viable female face?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you even try op?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fair-skinned drowess? Travesty.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twink Sorcerer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >give largest jaw to the elves
      it's like they wanted to frick with troons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      im getting a serious bratty aura from this pic anon and its bothering me. delete it

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my royal half-elf prostitute wife..

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like she has downs.

      Okay how about now?

      The hair color goes a long way of making her decent-looking, gj

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Looks like she has downs.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is her face so l

          o

          n
          g

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh look, it's Róisín Murphy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T DECIDE ON A FRICKING CLASS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paladin is good. It lets you do magic, lets you also hit hard, and you get goody-two-shoes dialogue choices

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want genocide every Black person I see though.
        What's the best class for that?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >See locked keep door at the start of the game
    >Bring my 4 party members including Gale, unlock it with Thieves' Tools
    >Turn on Turn-Based Mode
    >See that I need a Disarm Trap rune, know it'll instantly kill me
    >Do it anyway Grease Fire trap, everybody dies
    >Load back in, turn on Turn-Based
    >Have Astarion open the Sarcophagus, take the items
    >On the next party member's turn, run out the door
    >Escape with the items
    I dunno how to feel about it. On the one hand it's an in-game feature. On the other hand if we were in a regular D&D session Astarion would be dead.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking god tier.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any mods that lets you create an elf chick with hyper hourglass figure, huge ass and chounyuu breasts? I want to make one right now.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I can make a amazonian sized blue skinned tiefling with a super wide dumptruck ass and plump DSL tier double lobed lips.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two more hours before the install is done

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 for me. I started downloading at launch.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute male elf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks kind of like what Minthara did before they redid her hair again.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone felt like this game is a Dragon Age knockoff but better? Like why can’t BioWare do something like this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone felt like this game is a Dragon Age knockoff but better?
      Because that's exactly what it's marketed as
      >Like why can’t BioWare do something like this?
      BioWare is incompetent. Dragon Age 4 is going to make Anthem look like Elden Ring in comparison.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Baldur's Gate is technically a Bioware game but Bioware doesn't really make games anymore and there's practically no one else who makes games like that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not true, we're in a boomer RPG renaissance. They're just smaller more independent games.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a difference between stuff like Pathfinder and Dragon Age, whether you like it or not.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw there's an alternate universe out there where WotC gives even less fricks about the DnD IP and just let current day Bioware make BG3

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nuke that timeline asap

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying it would be any worse than Baldur's Sin 3
          The only shit this game has going for it, is character creator, forced sex and lame jokes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >forced sex
            Now you have my interest

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >forced sex
            Based
            I will now buy your game

            anyone know how to play a bard in this game?
            default abilities give me 8 str and 15 dex
            am i suppose to just use bows for his regular damage?

            Uhhh anon?
            Bard is CHAR based, do you mean Archer?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bard is CHAR based, do you mean Archer?
              no i mean i still want to actually do damage with him and not just cast spells

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Insert rap song*

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there is an even more cursed universe out there where the BG1+2 remake gays had their dreams come true and made BG3

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Beamdog?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              whats ligma?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I did think Gale was possibly Alistair's VA for a few minutes

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make the most big titty bimbo drow possible

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lawful Good big girl devotion Paladin just like I always said I'd do on release.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally made the exact same character archetype with a few others but i dunno what to play yet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        also made a Wood Elf Monk, Spruce Lee.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro made Saber

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          im not a weeb i dunno what that is

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're missing out. Saber is the greatest heroine in fiction.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You recognized it was weebshit so you must know something

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              i know Fate exists from reading a wiki article after watching a Melty Blood tourney which I watched because I enjoyed watching Under Night at EVO. i like weeb fighters

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You recognized it was weebshit so you must know something

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, are there no face sliders? you just pick from some presets?
        fricking DROPPED

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like shorter hair would work better here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It difficult not to make a blonde female paladin to test out a game. I’m guilty of it.

  38. 9 months ago
    sage

    WHAT DO GIRL FEET LOOK LIKE I MUST KNOW TELL ME.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ebony-bros, can you make black QT's in this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ebony lizard godesses with sexy pitch black scales that a hotel heiress could only dream of using for their purses

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have to wait for face mods, at least. Not a lot of choice for that right this second, most races have 1-3 faces that are good and the rest is crap.
      There were plenty in EA, so it's a matter of time.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone pls post puss an butt

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went for a silver/gold motif to match the Oath of Vengeance crest.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Badass, I like the marking matching the heterochromia

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I don't usually like heterochromia but it felt right with the theme this time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would anyone willingly play as a nog?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I don't usually like heterochromia but it felt right with the theme this time.

      I think either darker or lighter skin to make the markings pop more would make it even better, but either way I like the design

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people post dicks but wont post pussys
    Gay board, gay site, for gays and same for the game, gay and for gays

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know how to play a bard in this game?
    default abilities give me 8 str and 15 dex
    am i suppose to just use bows for his regular damage?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use a finesse weapon. Those use dex instead of str.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEX straight-up replaces STR if you use a finesse or ranged weapon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bows are dex weapon
        I hate this meme

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blame the devs for being dexgays

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this a game thing?
        as far as i know you get attack rolls from dex but damage rolls still come from str in 5th ed

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just for Finesse weapons.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's a 5e thing. DEX is just better than STR, unless you play a great weapon fighter in heavy armor.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you thinking of pathfinder or 3.5?

          Finesse has always been dex or str for both attack mod and damage in 5e.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dexterity "finesse" weapons and bows and crossbows, yes. Though you could put strength in a bard build, it would usually require multiclassing and knowing what you're doing ahead of time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alternatively, you could dip 3 into warlock and go full in on CHA.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, this game looks amazing and runs pretty well considering how amazing it looks.
    But is ~76ºC a safe temp range for a CPU? Because damn, it kind of feels like it's running a bit too hot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah its fine.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not great, not terrible.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The redline is usually around 95C or so, you have plenty of temp to spare for overclocking. Tune up by 50MHz increments until you run into instability issues and then tune it back and do a proper stress test. How high you can go depends on your cooling capacity and silicone lottery. Don't touch voltage controls unless you're sure about what you're doing. Unless you're undervolting, in which case it should be safe to go as low as you'd like, the software will reset the settings if you go too low and starve your card completely.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >giving overclocking advice on a completely unknown CPU.

        fricking morons on Ganker surprise me every day

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >still stuck in antialiasing hell
    >SMAA doesn't do anything
    >TAA is a vaseline smear
    >DLAA is is a smear with ghosting and a sharpening filter on top
    Completely assrapes hair rendering.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro? Your full DLSS?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        1440p native, SMAA. DLAA is DLSS without downscaling.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hes not full dlss

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The downscaling helps with aliasing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        DLSS gives me green and purple corruption for some reason (2070 super)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TAA looks good without DLSS or FSR on. Turn FidelyFX to max sharpness.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      update the outdated 2.4 dlss to 3.1 dll
      force preset F with dlsstweaks or just use DLAA which gives you that
      gay homie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't read

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro took a nap face-first on a basket.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paladin chads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite one so far

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lae'zel's new introduction
    Holy shit, I'm cumming.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >balding
    >goofy mustache
    >necromancer
    My go to guy for fantasy games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me, but also a gnome

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sheep Tiefling Faye 'lock

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      beautiful!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would like to see her with lipstick closer to her eye color, but she's cute, and I don't usually like demongirls.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      very good!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How close to a Draenei can I get with a Tiefling?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty close for females honestly, won't have the hooves though of course

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      let my wife play with the character creator. i like the not dragonborn

      Best in thread

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute tiefling goth

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a D&D game
    >Have the level cap be 12

    Hahahahaahaha fricking gays, i'm not playing that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look nice. Will todds character creator look as nice I wonder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      we've already seen the character creator, its shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not until someone creators RaceMenu for it as well

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could make a fricking huge snu snu human barbarian woman. Literally just give me the orc body and let me put a human head on it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't body type 3 pretty fricking big?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty big sure but I want arms and legs like fricking tree trunks.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dragonborn are extremely cool, i can't see myself playing any other race now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Submitting to the frog woman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying i submitted to laezel
        i'm going to dump her for minthara as soona s i can anyways

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Letting Lae'zel become a dragon rider after all.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dragonborn are extremely cool, i can't see myself playing any other race now

        kek

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll restart tomorrow though, ordered an external SSD that's gonna arrive someday tomorrow, on HDD it's too SUFFERING. Will remake the same character though.

    And yes I know I can transfer my saves but I rushed it a bit early on because I was too excited to see the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      aren't external ssds capped by the serial bus? it would still be faster but...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well my SSD in my PC is only 250GB and I can't get enough space on it for BG3 no matter what, and my HDD has write speeds of like 180MB, so even if I only get 1GB it's still 5x faster.

        Anyway I got a 1TB SSD and I can use the space.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          sata drives are capped at 6gbs. real speed about 500MB/s

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is really easy to put in an internal ssd even if you are moronic

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fun is it being an absolute fricking edgelord in this game?

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    any way to hide that version number at the top right? it's so big for no reason

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you make your guardian to complement your character or contrast them? I thought of making a woman in the same holy order who my character would look up to, my character is quite cold looking so I made gave her a scarlet/fiery look and made her look a good few years older.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gave them a proud paladin look as a foil to my autismo warlock

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    any Divination Wizards here? Do you get a prompt to use Portent literally every time someone is about to do a roll?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have portent 2 times a day, resets every long rest

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but when are you prompted to use it if you have the charges?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every time someone has lower score on roll

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know if you can play an evil paladin in this game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you gotta break your oath in-game after creating a regular pally

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you can become an Oathbreaker and it gives you evil powers.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you make a hot goth looking chick covered in horrible scars?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it's very difficult *not* to.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so unbearably ugly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the women are unbearably sexo

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vitiligo
    Larian is utterly gay.
    >t. Guy with vitiligo

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lae'zel and shadowheart already fighting over the dick
    it's just like my japanese animes

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard dark urge works by just rolling to see if resist doing something fricked up or not is that true ?

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those morons who rolled Sorlock "because it's OP!" and Big Daddy Larian DEEP DICKED it on release
    I can't wait for you Black folk to find out lmao

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come there's no warforged

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE MY SHADOWIFE!

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im curious, how is the game itself
    is it long and complete?
    or does it taper off like divinity 2 did towards the later acts?

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get the twitch clothes to show up ingame. I want my purple panties

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    excuse the oversaturation. there doesn't seem to be an option to turn HDR off.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      use the microsoft gamebar to screenshot hdr, it'll save a png version with the non-fricked colors

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks. better. no it isn't very subtle.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Moon Elf/High Elf?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            drow

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes! Is the bear lover I’ve heard so much about?

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stole for thousand years and would stole for thousand more.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's all so tiresome

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post dwarfs you buttholes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      males, dwarf males I meant

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    snu-snu with 'umies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vulva type???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        default

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has a giant futa wiener btw.

      how feminine is her dick?

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has a giant futa wiener btw.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bulge pls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to have sex with her shoulders

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not futa unless it has a vegana beneath the wiener. if its just wiener and balls, then you have a man with breasts, not a futa.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have played yet, is the character creator lighting proper to the actual game? So tired of games using special lighting in the creator and then you go in game properly and your characters skin tones are fricked beyond belief.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's accurate enough

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lighting on the game under direct sunlight can get a bit overwhelming, but other than that it's fine.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason as a martial not to multiclass in all of barbarian, ranger and fighter to stuff myself with abilities?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, you don't get Extra attack until you reach level 5 in a single class

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I decided to play as a futa Orc and I already have some prostitute wanting to suck my wiener after 2 hours.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imma be 1000% real, when the early access came out, I was like "Damn, alright these females look pretty decent" especially with it asking you to create your own waifu after making your own character, and she was in a slinky silk dress, and you could ogle the shortstacks and whatnot.

    So I was kinda not prepared for the release version of the character creator just straight up having a "Naked" button and changeable genitalia. Though I am SLIGHTLY disappointed that you don't get the same granularity for non-character waifu creation anymore.

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Human Male Cleric of Smashing Faces.

    >Waifu is a shortstack Halfling Ginger

    This is the proper way.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the dark urge story any good if you keep resisting

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone playing Gloom Stalker? Does it feel better than the broken as frick Gloom Stalker in 5E?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Broken as in strong or broken as in useless? A gloom stalker was gonna be my second character

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gloom Stalker in actual DnD is strong-broken, since it receives a ton of bonuses if you fight in dark places, oh and you're invisible to anything that uses darkvision

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oh and you're invisible to anything that uses darkvision
          what in the frick
          you mean CAN'T use darkvision right

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://5e.tools/classes.html#ranger_phb,state:feature=s2-0~sub-gloom-stalker-xge=b1
            see for yourself

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based, darkvision gays should pay the gloomtoll

              It isn't quite what you make it out to be though
              >You are also adept at evading creatures that rely on darkvision. While in darkness, you are invisible to any creature that relies on darkvision to see you in that darkness.
              It is just negating their darkvision really

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a 5th ed fan (3.5 enjoyer) but traditionally invisibility is quite strong against mages because it fricks with the targetting on many spells and abilities. You can swing a sword or blast a fireball at empty air, but you can't cast Charm Person without a visual target. (or sight-equivilent ability eg blindsight but not blindsense) Or rather, you can cast it on empty air, or a rock, or an illusion of a person and it'll just fizzle, it won't jump to the invisible person standing in the square you cast it on or sitting on the rock. Ditto many, many other spells.
                Nonmagical darkness is usually easy enough to make, so fricking over darkvision allows you onesided untargetability even against very powerful enemies. (There's a similar trick for mist oracle trick in PF)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels weird. They couldn't get darkvision to work properly so instead you can use hide as a bonus action and can turn invisible as an action when you're "obscured," but it's never clear to me what that means.
      I didn't like it so I got old man withers to turn me into a paladin

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >download game (early access)
    >download game again (pre-launch pre-install)
    >download game again (launch patch)
    what gives?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They recommended deleting your early access data before launch and starting from scratch due to the amount of changes. According to them having it installed wouldn't speed up the download of the release version.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moist Critical Gnome Warlock

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what’s up guys today we’re gonna be dropping a stinker I mean a real big stinky doodoo

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drow Sorcerer

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gawd DAYUM

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there any underwear that affects your stats?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person talk is not funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one asked homosexual

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not funny you ugly piece of shit you reddit incel

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            trying too hard to fit in, frick off back to r*ddit or tw*tter or wherever you came from

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And yet it is you that needs to go back shitbag

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >built for function rather than fun
      >literal BDSM gear
      What did Lae'zel mean by this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously, that the function is BDSM.

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anons playing as freakshit

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friend's I'm dumb. I see Humans can choose another proficiency. where do I actually choose it?

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's you Guardian?

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can yo make an Aragorn build?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ranger knight, full str, longsword

      Done

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all your waifus so mid?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god it's Pat from SBFP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too much hair to be pat and too tall

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you age this face preset you can get one that looks like jake paul.
      i know its not relevant at all, but now you know you can.

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to hit monsters with a mace

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet you gays are making 'women' with dicks.

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made a Bard but I can't stand only being able to cast 2 spells and cantrips don't hit for shit. What am I doing wrong.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      being a low level caster
      you think wizards or sorcs have it any better?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's bards for you, they're mostly a support/face/skill monkey class. If you want damage, dip to lock or play some other class.

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >always make the morally right choices in games anyways
    >never breaking my oath as a paladin
    Now if only the class wasn’t shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What don't you like about the paladin? It's pretty strong as baseline and can be made stronger still by multiclassing to sorc, bard or lock

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, maybe multiclassing it as barb was moronic because it needs more spell slots. That’s on me

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah paladin is commonly only dipped 2 levels for smites and the rest go to a full cha caster for spell slot progression to fuel smites or lock for short rest refreshing spell slots and cha to weapon rolls and damage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The paladin is the best designed class in the game

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not even a basic chatbox for multiplayer
    >no chat log at all
    why the frick not

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not an mmo you fricking moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's no defense for total inability to review conversations with characters
        div 1 and 2 both had fully functional basic text and communication boxes
        why'd they drop it for this game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie just pay attention?

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are only trannies interested in bg3?

    Does anyone NOT use the game to roleplay they are women?

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id love to

    Game keeps crashing no matter what i do

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re a straight male making a female character, you’re a fat homosexual that should get shot.

    Simple as

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would a gay man play as a woman? in a game with gay sex?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Straight
      >Like having a wiener
      >Have a GF
      >Like playing as a girl
      Ganker
      >YOU'RE A FRICKING homosexual!
      Sjw's
      >YOU'RE FRICKING TRANS!
      I just like playing dress up holy frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give a straight man a pen and paper, and he will draw a sexy woman with big milkers
      Give a straight man a hunk of marble, a hammer and a chisel, and he will sculpt a sexy woman with big milkers
      Give a straight man a character creation screen, and he will create a sexy waifu with big milkers

      Yet here you are, the man who would use these creative tools to depict another man with a bulging wiener, projecting your homosexualry onto healthy heterosexual behaviour
      >b-but, trannies play as women!!
      Yes, this proves that they are actually straight men and not real women, not vice versa

      Not only have you admitted to engaging in homosexual behavior, you have outed yourself as lacking a fundamental understanding of how the mind of a straight man functions, leaving no room for doubt that you are indeed a massive gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Straight
        >Like having a wiener
        >Have a GF
        >Like playing as a girl
        Ganker
        >YOU'RE A FRICKING homosexual!
        Sjw's
        >YOU'RE FRICKING TRANS!
        I just like playing dress up holy frick.

        Talk about justifying turning into a troony, you play a man because you are a man. You emulate what you are in a rpg, in this case you’re a homosexual troony.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You emulate what you are in a rpg
          Actually no, you explicitly emulate what you *aren't* in an RPG, that's why it's called a "role-playing game" in the first place

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Believe it or not but not everyone tries to self insert THEMSELVES or roleplay a troony.
          Many, many, many people have variety of DnD characters with their own backstories written.
          If you fail to understand this concept, you've failed completely in your arguments.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am usually 100% a selfinsert guy and call others gays for making women, but this is one of the rare cases I think it's fine, especially if they aren't your main character.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              See, there is a difference between self inserting yourself vs going on internet and calling people gay for not inserting themselves.
              It's perfectly fine if you wanna be yourself in that world.
              At the same time, there are people who just... you know, come up with various backstories for characters they make who are detached from the reality.
              Makes a lot of sense too considering it's DnD in virtual form. But much more restricted.

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warlock or Sorceror?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to eldritch blast all game and only have access to 2 spell slots or cast a lot of powerful spells in actually meaningful numbers?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the latter.

        guess i'm restarting again.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The main attraction of warlock in tabletop is the fact that their 2 spell slots refresh on a short rest and thus you have way more sustainability than others but it doesn't translate well to a crpg where you can rest at will.

          Also there's also the option of going sorlock. You get the main reason to go warlock in the first place with a 2 lvl dip and rest of your levels go sorc

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You get the main reason to go warlock in the first place with a 2 lvl dip
            Invocations?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. More specifically, devil's sight and agonising blast. Darkness + devil's sight = permanent advantage on anyone that doesn't have blindsight or tremorsense and disadvantage on attacks against you, and agonising blast is just more damage on the best cantrip in the system

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No repelling?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Repelling is situationally good, agonising and devil's sight are always good at least if you plan to use darkness at all. At lvl 2, you only have 2 to pick from.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole short rest sustain thing is really stupid in with warlock in tabletop. If your gm is going for ANY realism or narrative cohesion you simply won't have the time or opportunity to rest after almost every combat.
            Warlock feels so weak compared to other casters. Hexblade is the only thing going for it and even it is best when just multiclassed.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              what larian did is actually something that would solve a lot of issues with the ttrpg: make short rests actually short
              short rests being 1-10 minutes would do a ton for letting short rest classes compete with full casters

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that sounds smart actually.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thinking about it further maybe healing should only be allowed in hour long short rests but SR abilities could renew in 5-10mins

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              what larian did is actually something that would solve a lot of issues with the ttrpg: make short rests actually short
              short rests being 1-10 minutes would do a ton for letting short rest classes compete with full casters

              What the frick is Larian doing to your brain? are you alright? Warlock is literally the strongest caster in 5e to the point of it being banned at a lot of tables.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if multiclassed. Or in some lame videogame style dungeon crawler campaigns.
                Or am I missing something? Eldritch blast is ok but boring as frick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you're short-resting after literally every fight, Warlocks aren't that special. The bigger problem is CHA caster multiclassing in general.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Warlocks should have been INT -- in fact, they were in the D&D 5e playtest but players b***hed that it was different from previous editions so they went back to CHA.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                All spellcasters should be int

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it would've helped, though you'd still have some Wizlock shenanigans. The fundamental problem is that it only takes a 2 level dip into Warlock to get Agonizing Blast, which locks you in for rock solid damage output forever because cantrips scale with total level instead of class level. No more screwing around with shitty Firebolt. And then you get a couple short rest spell slots and another invocation of your choice on top of that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It looked like there was no sharing of slots at first in this game, but that was proven wrong. It just prioritizes your sorc slots over lock slots which is whatever

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't take a lot to fix Warlock on the tabletop.

                >Make Eldritch Blast scale with Warlock level instead of total level (honestly, all cantrips should scale with class level rather than total level)
                >Make Pact Magic spell slots only work for Pact Magic, seriously what were those fricktards smoking letting you use that shit for non-Warlock spells and features?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cantrips scale with character level instead of class level because you have multiple sources for them, and not just classes. Magic initiate and certain races for example give access to cantrips, and if you made them scale by class level you'd make most damage cantrips useless.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but it doesn't translate well to a crpg where you can rest at will.
            Don't have to go through five hours of cutscenes and loading screens

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Generic as frick but I'll stick with it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lizards are very cool looking and sexy in this game.

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are some beginner tips and tricks

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I make a girl with a dick can I still be treated as a male and have sex with girls?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure ya, they're all separate options.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you can have sex with girls as a female, first of all.
      Second, genitals, body and how the game treats you are all separate options. So you can have female body + dick, and still be counted as female for dialogue.
      Just like in Cyberpunk, the genital option is purely cosmetic/roleplay. Doesn't have any impact on how characters address you or, as far as anyone knows, how romance and sex scenes play out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      These games are made so that all the romancable characters can be romanced by you, regardless of race or gender.

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I play a human paladin with a beard or a high elf paladin? Kinda leaning towards human

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best class to play as if I want to have a party of females the whole time?

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone made some cute shortstacks ?

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is paladin + hexblade warlock+sorcerer multiclass as op here as it is in paper 5e?

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >monks can wear armor and lose nothing except for the armor bonus
    >the broken ass Brawler talent
    lmao here we go boys STR MONK TIME

  112. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Dark Urge i’m playing until my friend can download it

  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do I respec

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Withers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that means nothing to me

  114. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best race for Monk? Nothing really seems to give any major benefits to the class at first glance. I guess maybe drow or half drow for the extra darkness cast if you're going shadow monk but I can't see any other synergy for the class.

  115. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the men all look like either turbo gigachad Hollywood actor or femtwink sissyboi mcgee, meanwhile the women ALL look like the chud
    why the frick do they all have the weird lips and the perpetual frown?

  116. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thong caught me offguard, damn.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your character not naked if you take their clothes off? I wanted to play a naked monk

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        underwear has its own equip slot. you can take it off.

  117. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made a Drow

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Decent looking.
      For a dr*w.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your death will be swift, surface nerd.

  118. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that so many races have dark vision is stupid.

  119. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  120. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Perception and Insight really important for not missing out on stuff? Some anon mentioned you need Insight for one of the relationships, but I wasn't sure if he was shitposting or not.

  121. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it SO hard to make a modern Final Fantasy that takes after the original in terms of having your own party and decisions? I can only imagine how cool it'd be to play such a game with the classical Black Mage look, why do we need to make it cinematic as frick with such a predetermined story? A little freedom would be fricking nice.

  122. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this style it looks like everyone is larping, it's uncanny

  123. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is it any better if i've played 1 & 2 before this one?

  124. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Lizards (female)?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dick
      Cute, but can't beat those in DOS2.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look awfully metallic. May work for the actual metallic dragonborn but not for the chromatic ones.

  125. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  126. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just need to know if I can frick my guardian

  127. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do all the characters look cyberpunk 2077-tier soulless? is the creator just that bad or do you all play too many WEGs?

  128. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it physically impossible to create an attractive woman in this game? Everything looks like 40 year old manjaws.

  129. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAN I FRICK MY GODDAMN GUARDIAN OR NOT AAAAA

  130. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were you offended by my mass reply or by your specific rating?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, I'm offended by your autism and wish you nothing but aids and cancer.

  131. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 400k+ people playing
    >0.1% got the complete tutorial achievment
    Sus.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, this thread is about character creation, so doubtless people are spending hours on it.
      Also that percentage is all those that own the game, which includes those that bought it on release to play it when the have time.

  132. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon.

    Is warlock good? I played sorcerer for a bit in EA and hated having to long rest to get spells back

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're playing watlock, prepare to spam Eldritch blast a lot. Considering that is going to be your main source of damage for 80% of the game.
      But warlock is just fine. Pretty much everything is playable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't take a lot to fix Warlock on the tabletop.

        >Make Eldritch Blast scale with Warlock level instead of total level (honestly, all cantrips should scale with class level rather than total level)
        >Make Pact Magic spell slots only work for Pact Magic, seriously what were those fricktards smoking letting you use that shit for non-Warlock spells and features?

        It doesn't look very good

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect. You can modify it as you play along.
          Meaning it can deal higher damage, target multiple enemies etc.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agonizing blast lets you add your spellcasting mod to the damage, also it's force damage which isn't resisted by anything.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So I should give my character a high charisma and that makes agonizing blast stronger?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm speaking in terms of tabletop. I haven't actually looked at how the game implements it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tied with Fire Bolt for highest cantrip damage in the game, except Fire resistance is super common and almost nothing resists Force... plus you can get invocations to buff Eldritch Blast... plus you get multiple shots at higher levels rather than just more damage dice.

          It outdoes every damage cantrip and most nonmagic ranged weaponry.

          "Doesn't look very good." Cool.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are severely restricted on the number of short rest you can have per day, so no, not very good.
      If you want a mixed melee caster, you could do worse, though, since you can use cha for your melee weapons with the blade pact, meaning you only need to pump cha, basically.

  133. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >warlock of the old one
    So, is my boss just going to let Mindflayer take my body?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody really knows what the great old ones are thinking, one might give you powers just to see you struggle against the tadpole a bit more for its own amusement.

  134. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    was trying my best to get him look like Xzar from Baldurs Gate, but man, character customization is shit, and frick them for not including the option to have custom voices.

  135. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mindslayer scarecrow/dummy for training
    c-cute...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mindslayer
      moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        im dyslexic cut me a break

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No
          And they literally say mindflayer too. Are you deaf also?

  136. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    aaaaaa the choice anxiety is killing me
    i'm just gonna go play minesweeper instead

  137. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's... Um... Probably got a great personality.
    Is she funny or something?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman
      >funny
      C'mon now, no need to patronise the ugly broad.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe she was raised by a single dad. Just trying to throw the guy a bone as to why he created it.

  138. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make dark urge
    >betray droods
    >frick the ever loving shit out of drow pussy
    >dark urge snaps her neck after breeding her

    jesus christ

  139. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single dwarf itt
    WHAT IN THE LIVING FRICK DUERGAR BROS WHERE ARE WE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this game has no fricking good beards, only short bearded trash.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dwarves have 2 at most good beards and they don't even go past the upper part of your chest it's a travesty

        true I noticed that as well but frick me if I don't go grudgin my way downtown
        my bigger issue is the game doesn't seem to really support role playing this pessimistic dark dwarf with these party members, people were over hyping this shit a bit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is a Larian game, literally THE “Millennial writing” game (it’s not actually millennials but whatever)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            for some reason I don't remember original sin being this bad but oh well maybe the writing will redeem itself down the line

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dwarves have 2 at most good beards and they don't even go past the upper part of your chest it's a travesty

  140. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does downloading from gog-games work? do i just download the game and it works?

  141. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that troony orc picture was a Ganker shitpost, but apparently it's an official marketing image and one of the first results shown by Google
    they really wanted the memesters to play this game

  142. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and his soulmate

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit anon, you created the genericTM strong woman protagonist of AAA games

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and his soulmate

      This is Matt McCusker isn't it?

  143. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post benis

  144. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's included in the extra goodies? Worth downloading the 2gb? do you get anything that gives free animal speech like in divinity 2?

  145. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best I can do post character creator with my Duergar Necromancer. Makes me wish there was a photo mode or something to take pictures of your characters with party members.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Magical dwarf
      so heretic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wanted to play a necromancer and a Duergar once the game came out, so mixed the two together since I thought it'd be neat. Besides, the heavy lifting is what the help is for (ie Karlach and soon to be undead minions once I get higher level) Might have gone human if BG3 didn't absolutely butcher them along with the half elves.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are those lines on the ground
      Why are modern games like this

  146. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For Barb/Monk, do both of the unarmored defense abilities stack?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      from what i've heard, unarmored defense and extra attack both do not stack

  147. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    let my wife play with the character creator. i like the not dragonborn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very pretty!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would have sex with this character, and thus by extension, also your wife.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ill be fricking your wife while your wife gets fricked in game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You burgers and your troony propaganda
      Well, enjoy letting children be raped by gays
      Kek, what children, you only import shitskins

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seething browncel third worlder jealous at anon being married
        lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          To a video game character?
          You realize that divorce rate in burger country is higher than any sithole you import beggars from, as your sand veganas don't reproduce? Kek.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            absolutely malding incel kek

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's malding
              Interesting how you use corporate media speach
              Incel the new cuckold? Kek. The actual loser path is being a midlife xrise wagie remarrying every three years and swallowing meds, like every other amerimutt. Tell us, how much oxycontin today, with your heroine?

              nice reading comprehension you fricking moron

              It is you, who can't read... Or think straight. You disgrace.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice reading comprehension you fricking moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you pretend to be a racist online, is it fun for you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Burgers are the only ones having issues with racism. The more you fight against it, the more of it you have. Kek.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did you get the lip gloss? the lip color stuff doesn't do anything for me no matter what

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a slider for gloss, just play around with it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that kb+m only? i can't see the slider

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can't access the game right now but you just select Lip Color and there's 3 sliders for Intensity, Metallic shine, and Gloss, just above the color palette.

  148. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >choose your face character "creator"
    pass

  149. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slit lae’zels throat because she’s a annoying b***h
    >shadow heart and astarion approve
    >never reviving the c**t

  150. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does killing a lot of npcs change anything to the story anons?

  151. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to make a dwarf woman
    >they're all clearly the face scan of middle age Hispanic women who've hit the wall and blew up like a balloon

  152. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I WANNA BE LE BLONDE PALADIN OF JUSTICE
    Holy cringe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >female
      That is cringe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope and seethe troon, you will have a nice day and I will be happy

  153. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  154. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played a baldur's gate game before but I've played a bunch of 5e. I'm guessing most stuff translates pretty much 1 to 1?
    I guess my biggest question is if monks are still stupidly underwhelming and lame

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost everything is 1 to 1 from 5e

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still use Ki for literally all of their abilities
      >Still MAD

      Tell me what you think.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yup, say no more.

  155. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speak not to your betters, surface slave.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      attractive yet generic

  156. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do paladins get to glow to light up the area or will I be blind all the time if I want to be human?

  157. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is this game trooncore or what? What’s the scoop?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay sex/relationships
      Transgenders
      Stronk independant womyns
      Non-binary setting for identifiers
      Uh oh bro, game isn't right-wing friendly. Chuds better avoid the fun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for the heads up. I will not be buying this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Non-binary setting for identifiers
        no there isn't. people are going to call you sir or ma'am no matter what.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is, but it's just flavor in the character creator.

  158. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there torrents for gog games

  159. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >restarted because i didn't like my character after all
    -4 hours

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Campaigns about ~150 hours on a first playthrough, take your time to experiment cause it's a long ride.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, i have no fricking clue what class to play or what race to be.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I picked bard since I figure it was pretty much just a rogue with magic and it's working okay so far. Start with a hand crossbow which lets you run n' gun and you can make dudes piss themselves laughing for 10 turns.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost went bard on reset, instead went for dragon sorcerer

  160. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since they very first beta. What happened to your custom tadpole dream wife? They ditch that concept entirely?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still there. Story has changed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No longer a waifu because people thought it was weird I guess, more of a supporter now who's with you through thick and thin.

  161. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Larian make the hair look so damn good?

  162. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ended up with Joel from the Last of Us

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you tell the orc to frick off? she's ugly and I hate ugly women

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        just kill her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure you can kill/ditch any party member.

  163. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't have a missing eye feature so I made it white as a compromise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clown

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't have a missing eye feature
      WHAT, rip my venom snake protag

  164. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking of going Tiefling Bard. Which subrace would be the best choice?

  165. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  166. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference between elf and half-elf?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      half-elves can grow facial hair

  167. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coming soon to a crusade near you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then the wife. I am a simple man.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those broad shoulders
        that's a husband

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genetics upgrade for the children. Still attractive as long as they are narrower than mine.

  168. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any companions in the game other than the ones from early access? I remember there being a rumor of a halfling werewolf girl.
    I can't decide which race to pick, but if I can have a shortstack monster gf, that would make it easier to decide I think.

  169. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long until mods can fix the frog the drow and the she hulk attorney at law? will they be ready in the next few days?
    the frog is especially atrocious with the nose thing. she's already hard to take seriously with her being female worf, but the nose, i just can't do it.

  170. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  171. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No dwarven spotted in here but like 1
    Ganker has fallen

  172. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paladin of Ancient Oaths, later goes an Oathbreaker.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bobs Burgers himself

  173. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you can't change body proportions but have multiple genital options? What the frick?

  174. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I change my character's appearance afterwards?

  175. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any way to change shadowheart's hairstyle
    i hate it

  176. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to participate in this thread, alas, I still have to wait 12 hours for the download to finish.Someone must have pissed on the cables.

  177. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to post my character but it's stored on my friend's pc and I have no way of accessing it
    what a shitty mechanic

  178. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no jet black hair or milky white skin
    to the depths of hell do i curse thee Larian

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      black with black highlights

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's grey on my screen

  179. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      art hoe/10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She should be a nudist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She better have the thickest, hairiest pussy down there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cast tasha's laughter
      >take her by the horns
      >then...
      Well, just don't lose concentration.

  180. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took 10 minutes just fooling around, comparing options.

    Shame about the creator, sliders could have made a world of a difference. Instead, there won't be as large as a variety between unique characters.
    Tieflings, for example, will all use the same face because it just happens to be the best looking one out of 6.

    Can still make a semi-decent character though, nothing to take pride in, really. Not enough to work with in my opinion.

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