BG3 sisters...our response?
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Wow holy shit! So this is the first video ever to contain sex, right? Am I reading that right?
I need to know more details before I decide on ERPG of the year
I don't fricking care. Jesus Christ, I just want games to be fun. I don't care about this sex shit. How does the actual game play?
RPGs are immersive worlds, is not just a game as if you were playing fricking mario
>to achieve immersion there must be janky sex animations with shit dialogue
you don't play RPGs or care about them
A world without sex is not believable at all, boring as frick
stfu satan, cuck
>OMG RPG's ARE LIKE... REAL LIFE MAN... IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT PLAYING A VIDEOGAME AT ALL!!! THAT'S WHY IT NEEDS TO HAVE LOTS OF SEX SEX SEX SEX OH GOD IM GONNA COOM
have a nice day troony.
>dont know if disingenuous or really stupid
>HOLY SHIT SEXO IM GONNA COOM
Frick off, both of you BG & SF morons
No YOU frick off, I want my sexo romance games if I'm paying $70-$80 for gigashart RPGs that supposedly let you be anything let me roleplay as not being a virgin you c**t
Incels lost
..why do journalists even care, also whats with the schizophrenia, one day booba is literally rape, the other having sex with jetpacks is true & valid
>one day booba is literally rape, the other having sex with jetpacks is true & valid
You can frick a mindflayer in BG3, BUT the mindflayer asks for consent first.
there better be full nudity gay orgies or i shall not purchase your game
It's a Bethesda game, there will be sex mods within a week of release
I'd be surprised if it was well animated. Having a gang bang with Gale and his mirror images is pretty hilarious and kinda well done
meanwhile
That's what japs get for being naive morons and letting trannies con them.
My greatest hope is that jap devs will realize these "people" are tanking their sales and shut down their NA branches, instead localizing from within with actual Japanese translators.
I'll take more engrish if the flipside is actual faithful translations, and not butchered nonsense like pic related.
is this real?
Yeah. The right side is the butchered one, and it was so bad the dev team had to go back and translate it themselves, leading to the left side.
Translators have entirely too much power over a game. They can destroy the work of thousands of people. There needs to be a committee of like 12 people to carefully comb over every aspect of the translation and make sure it matches the original writer's vision.
>zonda
frick zondas
>Roger all that.
I sometimes wonder if jap devs even give a shit about oversea stuff or just simply hand out their games to some publisher for easy money and not giving a frick what they do with it because theey dont like gaijins
the japanese are just pushovers, back in the day they allowed themselves to be schizo as hell like SEGA of japan and 90s nintendo but now everyone there will thank trannies for spitting on them, it's they never got over being desperate for the approval of americans after the 7th gen consoles and now the only devs that don't care are the ones that don't even translate their games and have 0 interest in doing so or having foreigners play them
Just make it multiple choices and have [X will remember that] pop up that rates how well you fricked her, but I guess that's a lot to ask when even if it's static scenes the sex looks worse than the shittiest SFM meme porn around
Shes underage.
later virgins
yeah but can i get cornered and raped by an alien horse at low orbit, like in skyrim?
But can you have gay sex with hats on?
it's just a line of dialogue, we won't actually see it. but I'm sure someone will mod the scene in eventually
gay sex with jetpacks on?
hmm, what about gameplay ? rpg mechanics? exploration?
RPG mechanics owe me sex
it's Fallout in space
It's a 1950s rubble theme park?
they prefer the term "NASApunk", thank you
more drag queens obviously
>drag queen
>evil character
Truly gets the noggin joggin.
>durr hurr they are villian in game!
low iq morons
you can kill they/them
its going to be a fade-to-black scene followed by a line of dialogue, just like any other bethesda game, but because this journalist is needing extra clicks so xe can buy a new funko pop everyone's going to claim Todd is a liar.
fade to black wiener
idk why this is highlighted. All its going to be is a fade to black
When did RPGs become sex simulators? what compelled people to turn a genre about slaying goblins in a dark dungeon into an amalgamation of sexual fetishes?
basically boring c**t theatre kids started playing them and treating them more like life simulator roleplay than adventuring sim
You haven't been eRPing with your bros during your DND sessions? What are you, gay?
You are moron man.
blame Bioware
>When did RPGs become sex simulators?
anon you can't be that naive
They aren’t even sex simulators because you aren’t controlling anything. It’s just shitty cutscenes. These games would be better if they did something original with sex besides “you were nice to an npc here is a clip of her having sex with you”. At least let me choose a position.
>you aren’t controlling anything
homie wants to play QWOP with his penis
Yes homie, it would be better than a cutscene
maybe you can get Platinum on board for those sequences, it would make them the best part of the game
last gen it was dragon age origins and mass effect. this gen persona was the one guilty of spreading dating sim mechanics
at least in all of those games you had to put some effort into the romance paths, now it's just like you walk up to some random NPC and
>hey man hows it going do you know where the blacksmith is
>I WANT TO FRICK YOU SEXY CUM SEX SEEEEEEX CUM FRICK OOOOOH
in line with the casualization of all genres i would say
Response to what?
This is old, no? If anything, this thread is the clickbait.
Sex in video games is fricking lame since devs never give you any control or anything during the sex. Bg3s sex just feels like filler to entertain who don’t get sex irl and starfields will be even worse. I’ve been replying Witcher 3 and the sex scenes in this game are probably the worst thing about the game. 5 second clips of Geralt banging chicks with stiff breasts kek.
>Forget to set equipment to be removed during sex
>”It’s a feature not a bug”
Unless you're fricking while using the jetpack it’s just laziness.
>DUUUUDE SEX
>SEX WITH BEARS WITH JETPACKS WITH MEN KEKOLDING
>SEX SEX SEX
Wtf is wrong with modern journalists?
Gay Jetpacks With Helmets On
COOMERS ARE DESTROYING VIDYA
BRING BACK HITLER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
over a million games exist, relax. you don't have to play this one.
Thank you for reminding me to add "response" to my list of filtered words!
>implying there'll be sex scenes
>implying sex won't just consist of sleeping in bed with a prostitute or love interest and then waking up with a status effect that implies you just got laid
Cool. More options are always great in RPGs.
Sounds like a bug
What Todd makes you want to believe: There's a cutscene of you both having sex while zooming through the air.
What it really is: You talk to her while having a jetpack equipped and it fades to black.
I would be okay with the trend of adding sex to games if the characters weren't all hideous manfaced 'women', and if the writing wasn't WEG tier, and if the sex itself was actually fap worthy.
Every RPG is going to compete to see who can have the most ridiculous, headline grabbing sex scene now (all while staying safe horny of course).
>This Game Lets You Have Sex With The Lights Turned OFF
>frick the radiation out of the elephants foot to save europe from ultra radiation in STALKER 2
what does nuclear slagussy feel like?
>beastiality foot fetish scene
you forgot
>body horror as your hotdog gets microwaved
its bethesda its going to be fade to black just like shitty FO4
You have sex with starfish and you bang a table.
>We’ll start with the big one, where yes, you can have sex in the game, though there is no actual nudity warning in the listing. It does say, however, that “after sharing a bed with characters” there is suggestive dialogue including “I'm all for getting a little wild, but next time let's try it without the jetpacks.”
tl;dr: no sex scenes and you homosexuals who actually believed there would be are fricking morons who fell for a blatant clickbait article. Congratulations on being brainless morons who'll believe anything you read on the internet.
This push for sexualized games is artificial. All the journos are going on about it now.
>it's only okay when the west does "funny quirky" sex shit
Why?
Because if JRPGs started doing it they would've sold gangbusters. Imagine if Persona had sex scenes.
They'd be banned from every retailer and probably even steam.
Steam has been allowing 2D and 3D sex games for a while now.
Yeah, but they are still extremely inconsistent with what they allow and don't allow. Something like a persona with sex scenes would most likely be banned, since the characters are in highschool, which is most of the time but not always verboten on steam.
I mean, steam allows that.
looks ugly and it's humiliating to hitler
show me something that actually has attractive female characters
>W-we we have sex in our game too! No really!
>With bears, Tobb? Bethesda has always had bears in its games so-
>No there are no bears in space, but-!
>One job, Tobb. One job.
What's another class that synergies well with way of the elements monk?
Why is western "maturity" so fricking infantile? It's like you took some moronic kids's ideas on what mature content would be and then mix it with a bunch of moronic shit. Who does this shit even appeal to?
People declared religion to be over, then declared sex the new religion
Because millennials are children in adult clothes.
As a millennial I don’t even think any of us disagree, my generation has been creatively stuck in 1993. I still love my fellow millennials though.
>Who does this shit even appeal to?
Coomers.
>It doesn't work
It does, entire games have been marketed using coom alone. JapaBlack person games first, but also Atomic Heart more recently.
>sex with no sex appeal
>appealing to coomers
Nah, I don't think so.
BY SCIENCE BY SCIENCE BY SCIENCE! IT'S MR SHEKELBERG CEO OF PFIZER!!!
I'm unironically going to pick the big pharma background and israelite everyone out of their money.
randoseru
>_____ sisters....
Makes you sound moronic even when used ironically
sheesh sis, calm your pussy
they implemented jetpack sex but not ladders nor vehicles? wow
It's just gonna be fade to black, like FNV.
I think they mean they don't unequip your armor for any of the cutscenes
kinda crazy that we've created almost a 24 hr news cycle for gaming, where any news about a game is posted in video and essay form, and it's even crazier still that your avatar having sex is part of that news.
>our response
Response to what?
Now the trend is to put sex scenes in games, but as a joke and without eroticism?
>sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>sex this
>sex that
>sex here
>sex there
>sex everywhere
>look, you can frick a bear
>look, you can become a cuckold
>lool, you can frick while wearing a jetpack
>btw sex
>did I mention that sex?
>DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS
>hey, who are you gonna have SEX with?
>buy our game you can have sex in it
>do you even sex bro?
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Ah, yes. Finally. Videogames.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
You know what I hate the most about all this talk about sex in video games? Despite embracing coomer shit they're too afraid to actually have sexy female characters that would be appealing for men to look at.
It's like they think they're edgy for saying the n word but wouldn't dare say it with the hard R
normies getting into video games was a mistake
vidya is finished
GAY SEX WITH PACKS ON
>OMG GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN HAVE SEX IN THIS GAME?!?!?!?!?!
Genuinely fricking pathetic. Daily reminder people shat on WRPG's having romances too, because people don't play a RPG to play a dating sim. If I wanted sex, I would play Meet N Frick. Simple as.
>because people don't play a RPG to play a dating sim.
People sure don't. Normalgays do though. Balding Gays 3 and its success are a shining example.
I also recall a book writer lad in different thread telling me that normalgays aren't gonna buy any literature that isn't just a plain coat of fantasyswordragon paint over real life with modern politics, orange man, slavery, gays, and etc.
Normalgays just need to be genocided or at least enslaved. Maybe israelites do have a point in a way.
We have grown out of our porn addiction around here. We now proudly stand against sex in video games because the mainstream enjoys it.
porn is not erotica
Remember San Andreas?
Remember Hot Coffee?
That had dick in pussy content, these are fade to blades with nothing actually shown.
Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim were kino without the immersion autism
You know you all would be happier if you had some sex? Its crazy how good it is
Amazing how the board that kvelch on about censorship immediately change stance the moment other opens up to nudity and sex.
Literally no principles or spine, all reactionary snowflakeism
it's almost like there's a happy medium somewhere
Sure as hell isn't something Ganker wants.
>Ganker is one person
frick off
Ganker didn't b***h about romance in games like Mass Effect or Persona, or seggs in games like Sengoku Rance (which is more of a game than BG3 kek), so in conclusion kys
I'm not calling for the censorship of all the homosexualry, trannies, and other Sodom and Gommorha business, but I'm not gonna stay silent and not voice my distaste for the burnt out troglodyte kumbrains foaming at their mouths and making monkey noises because they are enslaved by their basest instinctual desires and borderline make it their personalities.
You're just a falseflagging troony that still tries to sell the idea that voicing an opposing perspective is somehow equivalent to censorship and proves that everyone supporting free speech is a hypocrite. I cann tell that you are because you're using the word snowflake like a copycatting 5 year old child, in 2016+7, thinking it will strike anyone's nerve.
Why are people so obsessed with romancing in games? I thought the appeal of RPGs is that they let you do things you can't do in real life, like fighting and adventuring, anyone can have sex irl
>anyone can have sex irl
You're just shitposting right
He's not wrong though. Escorts and prostitutes will frick anyone as long as you have money and behave just a little.
kek no, now any escort worth a shit wants references and whatnot from other escorts, it's a whole system that you have to work your way into if you don't want total crackprostitutes
>anyone can have sex irl
good baiti predict 10 replies
>they let you do things you can't do in real life
all the bear frickers in the world and I still am not allowed to rescue princesses out of towers
>you can shove the jetpack up your ass
finally, machinesexual representation
I truly wonder where all this is headed.
This does not seem like a healthy industry when this is the marketing meta.
maybe things come full circle and we get big tiddy again
GAY Black folk FROM OUTERSPACE GOT A VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION?!
WOWZERS REDDIT!
>anime games get censored, booba and pantsu shots no longer allowed
>western games get full on dick and roast beef nudity, on screen beasitiality and homosexual intercourse
what's your take on why this is happening? imo the former isn't about oversexualizing women and the latter isn't about artistic expression. this is all about normalizing ugliness
What is with the sex obsession in modern video games?
the prudish shut down of sexy content back in the 2010s by feminists was done to open the way to a new and more progressive brand of sexualization that decries beauty and promotes ugliness.
So this is what modern RPGs are coming down to instead of using open ended storytelling and deep gameplay mechanics as selling points.
>buy our game, you can frick bears in it
>no buy our game, you can have sex while wearing a jetpack
>imagine needing to advertise being able to have sex to sell your game
do gamers really?