Because of this fatso we have to drink from plastic straws.
>Ganker will defend this piece of shit
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Bideo game billionaire Gabe Newell has an armada of luxury yachts worth around $1 billion.
At this point I think they defend him because almost everyone on this board is a homosexual and they like fat hairy men
Gaben is living the nerd dream. His autism and judgmental nature just happened to perfectly align with what the market wanted. Do you know how euphoric it is to just be right, constantly, and get rich off it, and STAY rich off it? Defending him is a vicarious thrill.
If I had billions of dollars I'd supply weapons to various conflict zones around the planet.
hello fellow libertarian
why would he buy a yacht? let alone billions of them? is he stupid?
It's like mansion but on sea. Imagine the comfiness.
A mansion isn't constantly moving up and down, trying to give you motion sickness.
Yeah op was obviously an anti-Steam moronic shill.
You think being rich makes him smart?
You think living with your mom at your age makes you smart?
Yes. There's a definite agegroup that would benefit skipping years of rent and just outright buy a house. The same agegroup that would benefit retiring at 40. But this isn't about me.
My grandfather owns a yacht and it seems like way more of a hassle than it's worth.
Slow and always breaking, I mean constantly breaking. Every yacht owner (because he's in a club with a bunch of other ones) has a mechanic they are calling every other day because something is broken. It costs thousand dollars of fuel to use it for just a few hours and it's less fun than a speed boat.
Plus this is in Puget Sound and you're gonna care the orcas away if you ride something that big.
Imagine all the illegal shit you can do outside of the eyes of the paparazzi/law when you are in the middle of the ocean. Why you think every millionaire owns one? All the kiddy fricking that happens there that goes unnoticed will blow your mind.
It's OK when rich people do it, triple 0 Anon.
why is it ok when rich people and poleticians frick children?
why are we groomed like this
couldn't even give us a free game for christmas
what a piece of shit
Socialist morons wouldnt even be happy if people like Gaben donated 90% of their income and lived a middle class lifestyle
didn't he also invest in marine research?
Yeah, he likes gay ass animals
thats just him covering up how much pollution he's adding to the ocean
His shits can't possibly be that toxic.
>muh pollution
He invested in the deadly Titanic sub that fell apart.
lol
That would be funny if he actually did do that.
He's the only reason why the vidya industry isn't utter shit, so yers.
Cool, now compare it to the rest of storefronts, tardo.
Anything that harms wincels is great for gaming. You will be forced to run a cloud OS soon.
Soon consoles won't even exist, computers will become a thing of the past. Everyone will use terminal based systems. You will have nothing and be happy.
>renting games
you can still access single player games after a vac ban
do zoomers really
No, they don't, they use the Fortnite game's store and don't use the shift key.
>an armada of luxury yachts
never understood rich people. how come one yacht isn't enough?
They're still human and humans love showing off no matter what economic class they belong to.
They tend to rent them out as a tax trick. A lot of the things they do can be explained for that purpose.
Bingo
I'm not rich, nor do I own yachts. But I basically do the same shit with sound equipment. Pay nearly nothing in taxes thanks to that.
>Because of this fatso we have to drink from plastic straws.
And? Paper straws fricking suck.
Yes, that's my point. They give out plastic straws because of mother nature.
why does he need more than two yachts?
my king
>plastic straws
Those are forbidden in the EU, just saying. They're either inox or made of cardboard now.
Yea op but must have mixed those like if plastic straws are bad then wtf did he use before? lead? and oh god I hate paper straws they go soft so easily I am fricking crawing for some illegal plastic straws rn......
europe is such a shit hole
>cheong
You will never be white, keep seething and making fake news.
>OH MY SCIENCE I FRICKING LOVE MICROPLASTICS!
You want to keep going europoor? We'll go there if you want.
>More plastic equals... good...?
You're taking a fake article written by a redditor turned alt righter at face value brother.
Apparently you love bugs euromutt
Apparently you believe anything in jpg format.
>Rebel News
>Ian Miles Cheong
>MidJourney
Chud triple
we've been adding bug additives in the states way before this. rat droppings too
Plumber here. Don't use straws. They gunk up sewage and septic systems. Unironically worse than plastic draws.
>They gunk up sewage and septic systems
You're supposed to throw them into the trash, Polebro.
Tell that to everyone else. I just fix your shit. I don't control your habits.
>I just fix your shit. I don't control your habits.
I know Grzegorz, the point is that isn't a problem of the straws but the "users".
You should've seen the absolute fricking mental breakdown people had here when the US tried to suggest that same idea.
People were quoting revelations
Anything that bans plastic is based and redpilled. There's genuinely very few things more reprehensible and damaging to humanity as a whole than the plastic industry.
I want to fricking RETVRN to a life of straw baskets, cloth bags and reusable glass bottles.
I love micro plastics.
I know you do Chudlene, I know you do, but I want my son to not have more liquefied plastic roiling inside his balls than actual sperm.
I was being sarcastic you fricking homo. I also don't give a shit about your transgendered son
I was being sarcastic too you double homosexual.
I was 5 off of being a octagonal homo
agreed and the fact that people turned it into a culture war issue is mind boggling.
I want the government to step in and ban the plastic industry and i'm tired of pretending that's a bad thing.
People will claim it's left vs right but it's morons vs not-morons.
I work as a waiter in of the most liberal cities in America, the ones who passed the laws banning plastic straws, and the liberal mothers who come in refuse to use paper. We literally have to keep a supply of plastic straws because people will have screaming fits if we try to give paper. Same shit happens in conservative towns i've been told by friends.
Paper straws suck. Cope seethe dilate.
Plastic in your bloodstream is slightly worse though, in my opinion at least.
you never want the government to step in they'll just frick things up worse, and also I'm pretty sure that the United States government is heavily invested in the plastic industry. you think they still use wood for their weapons?
I don't disagree but it's about the only solution we have, and it isn't really a solution at all.
We are just frick and if someone told me plastic was a living alien organism designed to conquer planets and destroy species fro the inside, I wouldn't bat an eye.
You can hate him but he is the guardian at the gate keeping the rest of gaming from going full subscription model, once he passes whoever takes over steam will make it a subscription model over night and the rest of the industry will follow suit.
2 more years and His top secret sickle plague is complete.
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Yes, I don't give a damn what people do with their money, I have my own and they shouldn't care
same bro. everyone on this thread is probably some whitecel or pajeet wagie bitter about being born in a shit, poorgay family kek
Yup, I just wish everyone knew were to aim there hatred at. The government, frick taxes.
>Because of this fatso we have to drink from plastic straws.
I don't think I've used a straw in like five years, why is Gabe doing this to you?
>why is Gabe doing this to you?
He's using illegal plastic straws to poison and kill the EGS shills.
who cares he has big over priced bought with excessive maintenance costs.
Why doesn't he just buy and operate a defense company and get escorted by carriers.Imagine valve pmc around the world in conflicts.
Okay but is Gabe beheading baby children in Gaza?
No but he fricked over Artifact players yada yada yada I forgot how that pasta goes
No he isn't israeli
I have no idea how some guy having yachts connects to plastic straws, you're insane.
If you don't use personal metal straws that you clean and maintain yourself then you deserve to have your body infested with microplastics.
>my bad bro I guess I forgot it
Range ban Americans and Europeans when?
but this is an american website?
It's japanese moron
this is an American website. what the frick are you smoking? Just because hero bought it from moot doesn't change its ethnicity. how come we're speaking English instead of Kanji?
israeli*
Better than paper straws
I can drink from a plastic straw but California can't. it's illegal there
Good thing I'd never go to that dystopia fentanyl infested shithole.
ditto
I never fricking get why rich people are so obsessed with owning a luxury yacht.
If I was a billionaire, I would buy my own luxury TRAIN and have people lay the tracks for it.
As previously discussed, you can’t sail to international waters and hold monkey knife fights on a train,
>you can’t have people lay the tracks to international waters
Imagine being THIS poor.
Touché
It's a status thing, but also it's a way to "hide" your money as a tax loophole.
Sometimes yachts are considered "property" when it comes to taxes.
>even on christmas day timmy and the poojeets seethe about gabe
you can buy metal straws, what's your problem
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