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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    season 2 will save it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are probably gonna scrap all the live service shit at this rate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well duh, if no one is playing the servers arent going to pay themselves

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick Ganker you suddenly work at rocksteady and your first task is finding a way to save this game
    What do you do!?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make Harley Quinn a hung futa, and she wears her classic outfit with visible bulge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      more sexy costumes for Harley

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coomer skins, a huge variety of paid coomer skins, quick way to get an influx of cash to work on the rest
      Then get to work on having fights against the missing justice league members but actually pay them the slightest bit of respect
      remove looter elements from all future content

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think you actually can but you can retcon the ending to be it was all in Harley’s head. That saves the good will towards the fans aspect of it. As for gameplay, I’m not sure you can. The only thing I can think to do is enable a story free sandbox mode, start working on unique characters with different abilities and removed looter grind, and lastly work on new enemies or objectives to sprinkle into to sandbox.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Increase Harley's bust by 3 sizes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playable justice league

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no saving this game. Rather what they should do is fire diversity hires, hire talented people and develop a new game using the basic assets of this one. You know, like Far Cry Primal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I turn 360 degrees and walk out the fricking door.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the foundation of this game is completely fricked, nothing can save it at this point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot myself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not possible for any realistic budget. It would need a complete ground-up overhaul of the combat mechanics to make it varied and engaging, a massive injection of new enemy variety (my idea would be gang members from the various criminals already mentioned in the game like Penguin and Riddler looting locations in Metropolis, that function completely differently to the Brainiac enemies), more indoor areas added to the map for said new enemy varieties, new mission varieties and rework existing ones so things like the car escort missions are less aggressively shit, boss fight reworks, total HUD/UI rework, rebalance loot so that upgrading weapons and equipment actually feels meaningful and impacts gameplay in noticeable ways, etc etc. While it’s shocking to me that the game launched in this state after so many years of development (insane that no-one internally raised any concern over the laughable enemy variety, sleep-inducing boss fights and seizure-inducing UI), no studio is going to throw millions of dollars on the fire to try and fix something that’s down to less than a thousand players a day within weeks of release. The only real-world way to save this thing now is turn off the servers and pretend it never happened - maybe recycle assets like the Metropolis map into an Arkham-style single player Superman game, which is what they should have made in the first place. Failing that, Arkham Beyond. Just write the whole thing off with a throwaway gag about a bad dream or in-universe comic book that no-one liked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >write a manifesto
      >walk in
      >give them all hugs

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    they're equally bad. the difference is one isn't trying to become your job

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    David Zaslav here, I'm going to kill Rocksteady.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      penny deserved better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm willing to bet penny didn't even sell 10% of this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game with a 482 player peak apparently had a 40mil advertising budget

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wb hire me instead of sweetbaby

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine hiring people to ruin your millions dollar games.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toxic brand, literally everything but Peacemaker has failed spectacularly.
    Is the ESG bucks and the required female representation to blame here?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Big Foot has to do with it?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >s-word doesn't sell
    woah

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