>Biggest baddest Orc solo'd by Horus
>Lost at ulanor twice
> Second Bigges baddest Orc solo'd by Vulkan
>Never beat the Ultramarines
>Never beat the space wolves
>Lost at Armageddon
>Lost Octarius
>Can't beat the Tyranids
>Lost war of the dakka to the Tau
>Never beat the Ultramarines.
Are the orks the weakest most useless faction in 40k?
no, but you're a space marine player
>space marine player
I play Tau, but if you read ork lore its hundreds of pages of losses, and no real wins.
>yes I suck dicks but you're gayer
Nobody gives a frick anon, it's not about winning for Orks, it's about fighting
The other factions exist in a space where they benefit from preventing the Galactic Waagh of Margaret Thatcher from occurring because it will kill off all the non-Orks in an orgy of violence.
What would a waaagh Thatcher look like?
Basically sums it up, also it's so easy for them to recover and attack again, their job is to job.
>"Are orks the weakest most useless faction in 40k?"
>I play Tau
lol, checks out.
>lol, checks out.
Care to elaborate?
Tau players are gays
Tau players are all gay libtards.
i'm no fricking libtard
Reminder the only Space Marines the Orks can beat are the Crimson Fist, and Lamenters.
The beast and his waaagh were more badass than the Ullanor Orks, Vulkan had a lot of help and also died and had his perpentual spirit merged with The Beast
Actually the Crimson Fists are the only marines that can beat the Orks
Also in Space Marine, Grimskull was the toughest fight in the game, while Nemeroth died to a quicktime event
Orkz beat the shit out of Abaddon in the 11th Black Crusade but they had to retcon it so it was JUST AS PLANNED, and Gorgutz is the canonical winner of the Kaurava campaign in Dawn of War.
>retcon
Never happened.
They didn't retcon the beating away, just that Abaddon "furthered his plans" through it by grabbing a bunch of Weirdboyz for his experiments on the way out.
The Machine Cult of Mars can't comprehend ork technology after 30,000 years but Abaddon thinks he can somehow understand how ork magic works without being able to cast one spell.
in Fantasy the Orc Grimgore also beat the shit out of Archaon (Abbadon: Fantasy version) in storm of magic to end the chaos invasion, but they had to retcon that too.
>completely impossible to eradicate
>may have conquered other galaxies
>if they won there would be no one left to fight
Losing at what exactly?
impossible to eradicate
Laughs in Tyranid!
You heard the man, squat the Ork lists, they've been eradicated...
>You heard the man, squat the Ork lists, they've been eradicated...
Let me know when GW has Orkz win against a major faction that is solidified into Lore.
So you admit Orkz are the weakest faction in 40k.
impossible to eradicate
They're trivial to eradicate, you just need to know to the body has to be burnt to destroy the spores inside the corpse
Which requires locating and burning every corpse.
How trivial.
It's not about how many individual orc bodies you have to burn, it's about how many entire biospheres you'd have to sterilize.
They literally run at you to fight. Orkz aren't know for hiding
>Orkz aren't know for hiding
Kommandos would like to have a word with you.
>1 of 2 factions ever to besiege terra and the other was half of the fricking imperium alongside chaos daemons during a civil war
Orks have casually shown up on planets that have been drained of all life, thats merely some in universe speculation. DAOT probes have scouted outside the galaxy and only found traces of orks.
their like worf in star trek. supposed tough badass who jobs all the time purely so the writers can demonstrate how strong the enemy of the week is
If the orks win, they lose.
>A whole bunch of really good scraps, and lots of boyz to come back and have another go with
Sounds like Ork wins to me!
Orks don't fight to win. Every time an ork dies, it releases spores that grow into new orks. You shooting them is how they reproduce. Fighting is the objective for them, not winning.
>Orks don't fight to win
>We is gonna stomp da universe flat and kill anyfink that fights back. we're da Orks, and was made ta fight and win.
Thats the Ork motto, and all I see are Losses after losses, after losses.
Don't forget the current biggest baddest ork was solod by Ragnar Blackmane.
Gork and Mork literally told Ghazkhull to let himself get killed, so he gets a bigger body
You better not be one of those loser Mork worshippers.
Can the Orks do anything right?
Dumbass doesn't ever know the lore well enough. The biggest Ork to exist took on the Emperor solo, and was only beat when Emps opened a black hole in its face. Whilst Horus stood and watched
>Whilst Horus stood and watched
wrong, Horus intervened and saved the Big E's life because he was getting crushed.
We got Primaris, Korks when?
go suck some more space coomie wieners you literal homosexual
Orks have giant green wieners shooting spores while Space Marines have small withered sterile penises
Why are Ork players so obsessed with penises? You never see fans of other factions acting like this.
>Are the orks the weakest most useless faction in 40k?
Who cares? The Orks don't care, its all just a big laugh to them anyway. Humanity can call them whatever it wants so long as there's a nice conflict to be had at the end of the day.
If you care about winning or losing, you shouldn't be playing Orks anyway.
>Who cares? The Orks don't care, its all just a big laugh to them anyway
The Beast Waaagh! was started because the Ork race collectively felt butthurt over losing that hard against humanity.
And it ended up in a big scrap, therefore the Orks were happy.
The tyranids will eventually eat all the orkz because they are a hard counter to their reproductive strategy. They are fated to extinction.
>Tyranids consume Ork spores
>Carrying the Ork spores inside them, Tyranids now go out and fight the rest of the universe
You fool, you've given them exactly what they wanted
Every time the Orks get stopped by the Imperium hundreds of other planets and sectors get overrun in the background, but they don't tell you that.
WAAAGHs don't spring out of nowhere. Ghaz left a trail of ruined planets before being stopped at Armageddon, Octarius was an empire carved from Imperial territory et cetera
As a World Eaters player, I like playing against Orks. No matter who wins, the carnage is glorious.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
ME AND DA BOYS AVIN A GOOD TIME LOSING EVERY TIME