Bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??
kek
Nice
Nice
mmmmm do not mess with the bikers
can we make mediocre chain email jokes the new shitposting meta instead of spamming the same image over and over for attention via recognition
I'll do it too.
Well I try to make interesting threads but they just get flooded out by garbage and nobody in Ganker actually wants good and interesting discussion.
>chain email
Do zoomers even know what this is?
die transphobe
Those are some funny Video Games you've got there, lad.
He should have know troonys are always killing themselves while women have life on easy and would never try and kill themselves
>bikers are never buttfricking homosexuals
what world do you live in?
8/10
Gave me a solid, rhythmical wheeze
lol
A priest and a rabbi were sitting at the park when a little boy walked by. The priest says to the rabbi, "lets frick that little boy", "out of what"? the rabbi replied.
I don't get it, please explain
I think "out of what" in this instance means the rabbi interpreted the priest saying "let's frick him" as in "let's rip him off" or "let's screw him over". For example, "let's frick him out of a job" or something like that
Kek
it was suicide, bikers "wear leather" if you get my drift
Very nice
Lol
What.
>If only you knew how bad things really are
Lol
>wordswordswords
the right truly cannot meme
... Black person this has nothing to do with le right
You're trying to argue with söy/troon.
>if someone says something bad about trannies
>then it must be LE RIGHT
Wtf, George missing out on prime bussy.
A heartwarming story.
based
What do you get when you breed a Rottweiler with a Wiener Dog?
What do you get anon
A Rotten Wiener
kys scrizo
Based
Dont make fun of tranies dude they will dox you and come after you they ruined my life bro