Bioware officially declares Femshep as canon

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this shit written by a 2 year old or a dumb pajeet?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna fix bioware Gankerros. I'm gonna fricking do it. My entire life's purpose is going to be to take that place over and make it right.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      godspeed, anon
      hope you make it

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cope lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Age Origins - Canon (Female dalish elf)
      Mass Effect - Canon (Female Shepard)
      Jade Empire - Canon (Wu the Lotus Blossom)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bethesda's Starfield has pronoun idpol protagonist before the release of a movie approved by Bethesda's female protaggays. Let that sink in.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally what

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Female protaggay this is your mindset.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the most moronic options, the nuBioware standard.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jade Empire can't have a canon if it doesn't have a follow up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He told you to cope and you obliged like a good dog.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley's curves look pretty damn nice there

    • 4 months ago
      Moose

      The boxart doesn't really mean anything. Assassin's Creed Odyssey has Alexios on the cover but Kassandra is the canon MC including into future games while Assassin's Creed Valhalla has Havi on the cover but Eivor is the canon MC and the game literally defaults to playing as Eivor with Havi only being seen in hallucinatory moments and in Eivor's head unless you specifically pick the male option instead of the default option. Even then Havi is addressed as a female in letters and random dialogue while also having a female last name.

      I also think FemShep, Kass, and Eivor suck ass as canon choices, especially Kass for the time period. MaleShep is the best choice.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The boxart doesn't really mean anything. Assassin's Creed Odyssey has Alexios on the cover but Kassandra is the canon MC i
        according to hack ubisoft writers that don't matter and were fired. Alexios is canon. deal with it.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bioware that made that statement is not the Bioware that made Mass Effect.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody gives a shit about your gay sex simulators

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >87% of players chose male Shep as default
    >FemShep is le canon

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they can say whatever the frick they want, actual bio ware doesn't even have 10% of the team that made 1 and 2 so I wipe my ass with whatever they say

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but Mass Effect as a trilogy along with all of its cultural relevance was complete long before that decision was made. When you watched Mass Effect Gamerpoop Machinima on YouTube in 2011 you saw Shepard himself. Femshep as you think of her didn't even exist until they created a decent design for her in ME3. Because they didn't even bother to create a real design for her until then. Literally nobody played Femshep until 3 when they saw a hot redhead.

    So how can a character be canon to a game she wasn't even in?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shepard was originally a female, they added a male option later. However, after ME1 the film would star male shepard it was cancelled

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But by the time the original product was complete they'd obviously made their decision of who Shepard was. Shepard's default face meticulously recreatong a real face model (damn he's hot), where femshep was left with whatever slop the CaC spit out.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember Male Shep being on the box art for the games and also their own statistics showed the vast majority of people played Male Shep. They can cope and pretend all they want but people prefer to play as the same gender as themselves and 90% of the people who play RPGs are dudes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't like 90% of people play as male though?

      Same happened with cyberpunk. All the early promo material was male V but as time went on I only see femV. All promos for the DLC were femV. What's the strategy behind this?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >officially
    so, the official source of this statement is provided at which official website of theirs?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Bioware is as far from Bioware as an Amoeba is from an Elephant.
    It's a wretched degenerate wearing the flayed skin of someone respectable.
    Modern Bioware's statements hold no weight.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't like 90% of people play as male though?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it even matter in this day and age? Modern day favoritism dictates that these people will even ignore gendered statics in the name of filling some kind of diversity quota, even if it will end up fricking with their finances.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and it wasn't till ME3 that anyone even realized femashep existed.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Mass Effect been relevant in over a decade?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope, its peak relevance was before mass effect 2 released and they were saying all these cool ideas about a multi game series

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the ME2 demo was really fricking good. I didn't even know the series existed. Played the ME2 demo. Then Borrowed ME1 from my cousin and played it all. ME3's release killed my hype though and my interest in the series, but 3 still had its moments.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mass Effect 3 was 12 years ago

      Jesus, I can remember the shitstorm like it was yesterday.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      who the hell cares

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has Mass Effect been relevant in over a decade?

        they're making some show or movie
        and they are making new ones since Anthem & Andromeda bombed
        expect daily shill threads

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing I'm beyond caring about all this shit. I've got the original trilogy to replay while they desperately struggle for attention.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not an official statement
    Cope homosexual. Sheploo will forever be canon

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can video games just be made for non-closeted straight dudebros who like hot men like they were in the 2000s?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because at some point trend-chasing and profit-chasing became de-coupled

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    these people are filled with bat shit insane feminists. after dao they haven't made a good game. they're irrelevant now

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    your series has been dead and gone for over a decade

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone even care about anything made by Bioware, post Dragon Age 2?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They haven't made a good game since ME2 and they permanently ruined their reputation after ME3. The fact people still holding on hope for Bioware are seriously delusional

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        All AAA companies are shit now. Holding out hope any of them will turn things around is moronic. They are gone forever.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Mass Effect 3 was the very last western game I paid for

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone arguing for one or the other being canon
    Each playthrough is its own canon. Shepard's gender? He's a ruggedly handsome man or a statuesque buff redhead woman. Both are cool, this is an unnecessary fight for pete's sake

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop consuming, stop giving them money, stop giving them attention. Torrent old games and play them or better find yourself more useful hobby. Age of game industry is over. Long gone. All these spawns of evil came to feast on its corpse.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stop giving them money
      Never. And I seriously hope nobody here has ever given money to EA.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amount of people who care: 0

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hardly anyone uses or ever will use Femshep. They will always design the games with Maleshep first and then Femshep. The design also works better with Maleshep because the games already have strong female supporting characters but really only Garrus and Wrex reach those same heights as Tali, Ashley, Miranda, and Liara.

    • 4 months ago
      Moose

      Not to mention they constantly pair Liara up with (You) while Garrus is typically paired up with Tali and Wrex has his own wife. If you're FemShep Jacob cheats on you, you have a mentally ill Kaidan with PTSD due to his Biotic implants, and who else is left? Thane? Wasn't he established as loving someone else as well? You also have Beef McLargeHuge and two lesbian romances I guess.

      MaleShep also has an absurd amount of romances in comparison, and even if you add in the lesbian relationships to the mix MaleShep still wins out in the total amounts even in ME3.

      >The boxart doesn't really mean anything. Assassin's Creed Odyssey has Alexios on the cover but Kassandra is the canon MC i
      according to hack ubisoft writers that don't matter and were fired. Alexios is canon. deal with it.

      Considering Kassandra has actual DLC content in Valhalla while also being in the main story of Jade and Alexios doesn't I don't think that holds any water.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Garrus is typically paired up with Tali
        Only in ME3 and that is such lame fan service. Tali was set up to be with Kal Reegar in ME2, if anyone besides Shepard.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention they constantly pair Liara up with (You) while Garrus is typically paired up with Tali and Wrex has his own wife. If you're FemShep Jacob cheats on you, you have a mentally ill Kaidan with PTSD due to his Biotic implants, and who else is left? Thane? Wasn't he established as loving someone else as well? You also have Beef McLargeHuge and two lesbian romances I guess.

          MaleShep also has an absurd amount of romances in comparison, and even if you add in the lesbian relationships to the mix MaleShep still wins out in the total amounts even in ME3.

          [...]
          Considering Kassandra has actual DLC content in Valhalla while also being in the main story of Jade and Alexios doesn't I don't think that holds any water.

          I wanted a gay Garrus option...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Considering Kassandra has actual DLC content in Valhalla while also being in the main story of Jade
        who? lmao this homie played Valhalla hahahahaahaha

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed you are using logic and reason here, anon
      do you really think this is how morons in nuBioware function?

      https://i.imgur.com/8JS1Ljl.png

      Dragon Age Origins - Canon (Female dalish elf)
      Mass Effect - Canon (Female Shepard)
      Jade Empire - Canon (Wu the Lotus Blossom)

      every ME box I own has Mr Commander Sheppard on the cover, not some femshep, your claim is invalid

      they can say whatever the frick they want, actual bio ware doesn't even have 10% of the team that made 1 and 2 so I wipe my ass with whatever they say

      this very much, extumblr writers employed by nuBW can cope as much as they want, you can't change the history

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bioware officially decl
    don't care

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately Bioware - I played all the games on release and I participated in the online fandom surrounding them. And it was universally accepted that Shepard is a dude wearing Mark Vanderloo's face. All the fan videos and machinimas all had male Shepard with Vanderloo's face. It wasn't even a "man vs woman" thing, people just instinctually recognized that Shepard is that guy.
    It took until ME3 for female Shepard to even get her own unique face (which was still just a mismash of stock features rather than anyone's face being scanned). For the longest time femShep also had the exact same walking/running animations as male Shepard and it looked ridiculous for her, because those animations were made for a taller bigger skeleton with a more musclebound silhouette. And the cutscenes were clearly made with male Shepard in mind, it's obvious in that Garrus scene where the fem Shep version just looks like she's trying to flash her crotch to him.

    I know why Bioware are trying to rewrite history and pretend it was always female Shepard, but I was there and I know it's bullshit so it's not gonna work on me or anyone I know.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not on my save file

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >generic, ugly space opera with bad dialogue, bad voice acting and bad shooting
    /v/'s shit taste never fails to shock me. Even after all this time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 and 2 are good games. They may not appeal to your personal tastes, but if you can't accept that they are good you are a contrarian homosexual.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares. Femshep was the best choice. She looked cooler and had a better VA.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're a troon, huh? Roleplaying as women is where it starts for many...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She looked cooler
      Femshep didn't even have any set appearance for 67% of the games.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off troony

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does that make all the batarian threesomes canon as well?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they show states for ME3 of who played which sex and male Shepard had like over 80% of the playerbase? I don't know if it was that extreme but I remember male Shep had the landslide majority.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      good memory anon

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We'll bang, okay?

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of speculation based on fricking merch of all things
    >officially declared
    why are anons so fricking moronic

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >default male shep is on all the boxart and marketing from the original trilogy
    >fem shep didn't have a canon appearance until 3
    >even then the "canon" appearance was a redhead bimbo chosen by a fricking fan poll
    >everyone makes a custom shep or picks default male anyway

    I agree Jennifer Hale is a better VA and Garrus romance is the best, but Shep is a bald space marine. He's practically the poster child for 7th gen along with Marcus Fenix.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best soldier humanity has to offer is definitely not a fricking woman.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male Shepard is my canon so I'll be ignoring all female Shepard content. that is all.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always has been. Nobody serious about saving the galaxy from the reapers went with Mark Meer over Jennifer Hale.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assumed it was when 3 came out and there was such a huge push for femshep.
    The only other alternative I could see them doing is that no one knows Shepard's gender or specialty. Like in a thousand years, there's debate if Shepard was even real in the first place, and no one can agree if Shepard was a man or a woman, or a biotic or not.

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